The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0]

but doesnt sugar get paid?

[Ana 15]

This is not the Dominican Republic.

[Sticks 1]

Ever been to the Banana Republic?

[Ana 15]

Barney wants you to send a lot of money to a certain P.O. Box in upstate New York.

[Ms Pablo Skywalker 0]

And so does Fred in South Carolina for that matter...

[Ana 15]

Don't mention Fred!

[Bad furday 57]

Which Fred?

Fred the Fungus

or

Fred the Fried Finger?

[Ana 15]

*covers face in hands* no more Fred, no more Fred....

[Bad furday 57]

Food, glorious food!.....

[Rogue 4]

Peter Piccalo picked a pipe of pimpled potatoes....

[Ana 15]

But nobody wants to buy Worldcom stocks anymore.

[Rogue 4]

But what about the homeless Nerfs?

[Bad furday 57]

Not to mention the little lost Bantha cub!

[Rogue 4]

(awe...Jaina and Jacen's favorite children's story!)

Not Cottage cheese!

[Bad furday 57]

That's right, Old Folks At Home brand cottage cheese is guaranteed to be free of rodent parts or any other....impurities!

[Ana 15]

The Acme Company had no comment on the lifetime guarantee of their products.

[Bad furday 57]

A lifetime guarantee? What do you think this is, GM Goodwrench Service Plus?!

[Rogue 4]

No, it's Burger Empire....may I take your order?

[Bad furday 57]

Um...I'd like a Vader Deluxe, with onion rings and a Blended Ewok.

[Corran_Horn2 0]

:rof:

[Andy 60]

NEWS FLASH:

500 dogs escape from an animal sanctuary - Police say they have no leads.

[Ana 15]

My name is Collin Themarines!

[Bad furday 57]

I got it! LOL!

[Ana 15]

I don't want the Corellian Measles!

[Sticks 1]

Stop whining and pick up your toys.