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[Ana 15]

Evil gopher!

[Pandora 77]

Celebrate spontaneous combustion!

[Ana 15]

Convulsions of confusion are tiring.

[Pandora 77]

Support bacteria: it's the only culture some people have!

[Ana 15]

I grow mold on slivers of brain tissue. I keep them in JPL.

[Pandora 77]

What do you mean you think you hurt yourself? YOu're either in pain or you arent!

[Ana 15]

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Bad furday 57]

1 fish 2 fish Red fish Blue fish!

[Ana 15]

Ding dong the witch is dead!

[Pandora 77]

Hey, newbies, wanna help me feed Muffin? *cackles evilly*

[Bad furday 57]

Potter, Malfoy has just come to me and told me an amazing story. One that concerns YOU!

[Pandora 77]

Don't look down at the boiling lake of lave 300 feet below you: you might get nervous...

[Bad furday 57]

While in the village of Hogsmeade, Malfoy happend to look up and guess what he saw floating in midair?

[Pandora 77]

Mickey Mouse?

[Bad furday 57]

Your head!!!

[Pandora 77]

A skunk sat on a stump...

[Bad furday 57]

the skunk and stump were cleaved in two by the lumberjack's axe.

[Pandora 77]

Red rover, red rover, who wants to play red Rover?

[Bad furday 57]

All those wearing grey come into the ring!

[Pandora 77]

That's pretty triangular for a square...

[Ana 15]

Not Allison!

[Sticks 1]

Woof!

[Ana 15]

Bowie wowie bark bark!

[Sticks 1]

Here I come to save the day!

[Bad furday 57]

Battlestations! Battlestations! All hands to battlestations!