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[Ana 15]

Seriously? Albert Einstein is reincarnated as a butterfly in Mexico City?!

[Master MJade 0]

if it is 0 degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twices as cold tomorrow how cold is it going to be?

[Ana 15]

Is 3.1415926535 the correct answer?

[Master MJade 0]

You are the weakest link.... good bye

[Ana 15]

I didn't mean to shoot him... I thought it was her walking through the door!

[Doc Ani Jade 1]

Yeah, the door was too thick...

[Pandora 77]

It was made of pure chedder! what are you talking about?

[Ana 15]

The owls ate it.

[Pandora 77]

That's impossible! Squids aren't in season yet in Kansas.

[Ana 15]

Well you know what, I don't think that we are in Oregon anymore.

[Pandora 77]

Have you ever seen a cow try to fly?

[Ana 15]

Dumbo crashed into a b-52 yesterday.

[Rogue 4]

The cow got stuck jumping over the moon....and the little dog died of laughter!

[Ana 15]

Back to the weatherdesk!

[Pandora 77]

...Today will be partly muddy with a chance of scarecrows.

[Ana 15]

The rain in Seattle falls mainly on the cattle.

[Rogue 4]

This just in folks!

The US and Canadian Governments have decided to bury the plane crash survivors on Rhode Island.

[Pandora 77]

Thanks for the info, mother goose!

[Rogue 4]

And the children around the world celebrate the one year anniversary of Barney's death. As you all remember he was killed durring an Xwing's straffing run....

[Ana 15]

Oh yes Scarlett, how do you do it?

[Pandora 77]

Pre-school, my dear Wattage....

[Rogue 4]

Shocking isn't it Wattage?

[Pandora 77]

Um, bacon?

[Ana 15]

Hello light! Hello light!

[Rogue 4]

All hail Samamaba! King of the Sarlaac!