The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

She's Wanda and Cosmo.

[Link 3]

And... the Bear in the Big Blue House! WOO!

[Ender 8]

The Wake Island Beachhead!

[CorSec 5]

Anyone else have trouble getting juice-box straws out of the plastic wrapping they're covered in? no? Just me?

[Ana 15]

Aaaaaand... Ben Stein as THE PIXIES!

[Roethlisberger 0]

White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X!

[Bad furday 57]

-Proof of insurance?

-What?

-Proof of insurance?

-What?

-Proof- of- insurance?

-What?

-Prrroof of insurance?

-What?

-Proof of insur-ance?

-YEEEAAAYYAAAHHHH!!!!

[Roethlisberger 0]

(Love that show!)

Will Wayne Brady have to choke a bith?

[Ender 8]

How about a hanging plant?

[Tsl 7]

Jimmy's obsession with Wayne Brady began at an early age. At first his parents were in denial, but when little Jimmy began covering his bedroom walls with newspaper and magazine clippings and pictures of and about Mr. Brady, they began to worry.

[Roethlisberger 0]

You can't get assassinated to save your life!

[Roethlisberger 0]

Colin Farrell can drink Ozzy Osbourne off of the table...because Ozzy doesn't know where the table is!

[Ana 15]

The paint on my shoes is flaking...

[Mara 29]

There once was a man named Ted.

[chozen 1]

DRIIIIIIINK!

[Roethlisberger 0]

We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and His Uptown Five.

[Ana 15]

Ooh look, the M&M's are killing Eminem for stealing their name...

[Ender 8]

And GE and Microsoft began their struggle for world domination...

[Rogue 4]

*shoots both GE and Microsoft in the back of the head, and rules the world on her own* Mwahahahahahaa

[Ana 15]

And the chickens all tried to sneak away, but they were held back by the impenetrable wall of BS.

[Andy 60]

Watch as I magically turn this perfectly ordinary peice of paper into a crumpled mess.

ALAKAZAM!!!

*crumples up paper*

TADA!!! :D

[Roethlisberger 0]

I'm a SUPERFREAK!!!!!

[Rogue 4]

*tried to levitate an eraser into her teacher's bratty son's back*

Why is it this leviatation stuff never works in the real world?

[Roethlisberger 0]

The smell of fresh air is much more refreshing than the odor of the hot dog machine..

[Ana 15]

'Tis a matter of opinion, whether 'tis better to rid the world of oneself by virtue of strangulation, or if not more grandiose to be felled by a slash to thine wrists...