The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Roethlisberger 0]

You fool! You have broken my pointing stick! Now I have nothing to point with

[Drake 53]

And that is how the Earth came to be banana shaped.

[Ender 8]

Red rakes are blue, blue trash cans are red...

[^Hal^ 1]

The underside of the Earth is populated by green-skinned women and Nazis!!

Hang on...

[jedimaster1043 1]

my head really hurt last night

and my eyes burned

[Chickenman 9]

The ducks...they came from nowhere. Stole all the pants in the bargain bin too. I was powerless to stop them, even with my stopwatch.

[CorSec 5]

CURAGA!!!!11!!1!1!111!

[Princess 35]

GHETTO!

[Rogue 4]

Curaga? You been playing Final Fantasy?

SQUALL LEONHART IS HOTT!!!

[Ender 8]

MONKEY JELLY!

[Roethlisberger 0]

Drink up. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

[Chickenman 9]

Babe Ruth never punched a table.

[CorSec 5]

Curaga? You been playing Final Fantasy?

SQUALL LEONHART IS HOTT!!!

Maybe....Maybe not...

YES! FF:CC IS GOD! BOW TO IT!!11!1!1!111!!!!

*runs around screaming*

[Roethlisberger 0]

If you point a gun at someone, you'd better make sure you shoot him, and if you shoot him you'd better make sure he's dead, because if he isn't then he's gonna get up and try to kill you

[Chickenman 9]

Buckets of Ice Cream.

[Ender 8]

And fur.

[Chickenman 9]

Donkey Kong country for for Gameboy Color.

[CorSec 5]

qwertyuiop

[Drake 53]

I concur with Cheezemasta C.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

member FDIC

[Andy 60]

Fortune Cookie: Diorama of a paper cup factory very dangerous - Beware of it falling on your head.

[Tsl 7]

When eating salad, do not--I repeat DO NOT--allow your dressing to soak into your croutons, for so it is written in the book of Side Salads 3:19--

"And if thine salad dressing shall maketh thine croutons impure, thou shalt be brought unto judgement before yon dinner roll at the End of Days. There thou shalt be delivered unto yon spork for eternal hardships in atonement for thy sin."

[Princess 35]

yo thd]-0TUPISFDHNLJKVCBHGFUIOHGL

[Ender 8]

Ph34r t3|-| 3|\||D3r

[Tsl 7]

PET MY BUNNY!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!