The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ender 8]

We are the munchkins on parade!

[Chickenman 9]

Gravy?! I didn't order any gravy with my giraffe!!!!!! I demand an explanation, and while your at it, I want to create a savings account! That's not to much trouble is it?

[Andy 60]

Indeed, sir. That will be six thousand hedgehogs and nine packets of crisps. Then we can all go and jump off the top of the nearest radio transmitter, pole-vault into outer-space and land safely in the centre of the sun. Have a nice day.

[Ana 15]

And before you ask, no, the flower girls are not for sale. You can talk to the cardboard about phoning the goggles, though.

[Roethlisberger 0]

And now for something completely different...

[Tsl 7]

Get thee back from whence thee came, foul Highchair of the Netherlands!

[Roethlisberger 0]

Corn beef should not be blue.

[Chickenman 9]

And so the little mutant beavers slaughtered the leader of the gothic pigs of doom and their band fell apart, allowing the beavers to live harmoniously for the rest of their pathetic existence.

[CorSec 5]

And that's why fire should not be mixed with hydrogen.

[Bad furday 57]

Nor should any young lady be left alone with CorSec and his BeaverSabre.

[Andy 60]

Warning! Warning! Telephones on rampage while rhino's are eating cacti! Man the submarines and escape to the moon immediatly!

[Drake 53]

Boom shaka laka. Boom shaka laka. Boom.

[CorSec 5]

Loot and pillage or be stabbed by the uber donuts of supreme monkey death!

[Andy 60]

Aye, 'twas a very tasty sandwich indeed.

[CorSec 5]

Legally Dead.

[Roethlisberger 0]

Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.

[Tsl 7]

There were three of 'em, but I ate one. Now there's ten.

[Andy 60]

And so, the Supreme Overlord met his firey death at the hands of the abominable snowman.

[Roethlisberger 0]

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.

[CorSec 5]

...

[^Hal^ 1]

Nobody saw that walking tree!

[CorSec 5]

Bah bah do doo doooo do.

[Chickenman 9]

THE HAMSTERS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HAMSTERS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Shockdie*

[Ender 8]

The park is sprouting tables! RUN FOR IT, BEFORE YOU BECOME ONE WITH THE WOOD!!!

[Roethlisberger 0]

I never heard a corpse complain of how it got so cold.