The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Sticks 1]

My mom said I can only feed on cup of cyanide to my fish's turtle.

[CorSec 5]

DEATH TO LAB MICE!

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They smell. *sniffs* So do you.

[CorSec 5]

Pork...thats the reason we lost contact with the Pennys

[MsSolo 1]

Shake the Bath Milk

[CorSec 5]

WTF?! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

[Ender 8]

OMG I LIEK TEH BEATLES!!!111!!11111!!1!!

[Bad furday 57]

A heroic loin cloth named Simba sets off on the adventure of a lifetime as he struggles to sneak into the Playboy Mansion.

[Andy 60]

But beware! Danger and tosters lurk at every corner of the circular doorframe

[Drake 53]

Spank the happy sommersaulting weasels.

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Alexander and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, day at work while watching TV and donkeys.

[CorSec 5]

Erp

[Bad furday 57]

Wyatt

[CorSec 5]

Eekle

[Sticks 1]

Schnozles.

[chozen 1]

Yes please, i'll take two.

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Corn Puffs, 37, Dallas, Cheeze! :p

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:p Cheeze, Dallas, 37, Corn Puffs!

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37 corn puffs met up with cheeze on their way to Dallas!

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Cheeze was late. He was chased by Corsec on the way to Dallas!

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And what about he corn puffs who died on flight 37? Did they survive? :p

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Find out in next weaks episode of.. Randomness un-random!

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Damn you! I wanna know now!

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It's like psycho weekly, it's not on a timetable. I'll post it in five minutes. :D

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*grins* If only you had a brain