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[CorSec 5]

I AM Canadian eh?

[Sticks 1]

Canadians are better than fish...i think

[Princess 35]

The purple coats are coming!

[CorSec 5]

EEK! Babbling fools!

[Princess 35]

Inconceivable!

[CorSec 5]

*sniffle* I left my puffs of wheat in the car, that are part of a Healthy jog!

[Drake 53]

Pick 'n' flick.

[Ender 8]

They must be eating... the floor is trembling and screaming like a baby.

[Andy 60]

Oh shut up and get a new lightbulb...

[Sticks 1]

My last one flew to the President's car for coffee..

[Ender 8]

I thought that the rats had danced the tango in Florence...

[Sticks 1]

Go eat fried aligator wings

[Ender 8]

Why would I when the grilled tortilla houses are having so much fun at the playground?

[CorSec 5]

IT WASN'T THE DUKE!

[Drake 53]

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[Sticks 1]

Wow, that's sad. I could kill myself! *gives birth to a chair*

[Andy 60]

Jellybean pancake mix tastes rather soggy when used to scrape dead bugs from the front of your car.

[Princess 35]

Yummy. Fallen angels, they lay broken

[Andy 60]

Squares, the triangles did circle.

[Princess 35]

Not circle! She was going to have Trapzoid's love child!

[Andy 60]

"Car doors for sale!" the ostrich cried eagerly, as it bounced down the hillside of Doom.

[chozen 1]

Okay, what the hell is the Dow?

(Seriously, I don't have a clue!)

[Drake 53]

Dow Jones Industrial...a company that you can buy into on the stock market.

[chozen 1]

Yeah, I knew they were in the stock market. But why the hell, if they're only a industrial company, would anyone want to buy shares in them? I would put money in Durex or something that you know won't go out of fashion. Strange.

Wow, is that your dog?

[Andy 60]

No, paper planes ate the eggshell-coated writing desk.