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[Pandora 77]

But I thought Romeo killed Juliet...

[Andy 60]

No, you idiot! The fork was ever so upset when she found out that the dish had run away with that spoon!

[Admiral Daala 0]

There is no spoon.

[Chickenman 9]

ROTFLOL!!!!!!

[Bad furday 57]

lumos!

[Pandora 77]

*squeak?*

[Admiral Daala 0]

France!

[Pandora 77]

Ah yes, the land of the coconuts...

[Ender 8]

And of the monkeys that go moo

[Pandora 77]

Not to mention the ladybugs that set fire to every thing they touch!

[chozen 1]

Close tags!

[Pandora 77]

open boxes!

[chozen 1]

Love is in the air, everywhere you turn around!

[Pandora 77]

*jumps* Who said that?

[chozen 1]

It wasn't me, it was the one armed man!

[Pandora 77]

IGUANA!!!!!!!

[chozen 1]

No thanks i've got two, but please take one if you wish.

[Ender 8]

Smelly dogs eat rats which are dancing the hula in New Mexico...

[Pandora 77]

That was the grasshopper? I was expecting a tomato.

[Ender 8]

No, you dolt! They were dancing tango in the middle of Siberia!

[Pandora 77]

Mmmm northern Russia. Such a wonderful vacation spot in the dead of winter...

[Ender 8]

How can that be, when there are penguins skiing through water eating sharks?

[Pandora 77]

Actually, those weren't wovles, they were penuts.

[Ender 8]

How can that be? The beavers havent finished their maiden voyage yet!

[Andy 60]

Yes they have. The coffee beans told me so.