The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Andy 60]

DANGER! DANGER! Earthshattering turnips are en route from Mars!

[CorSec 5]

Burp

[Andy 60]

There it was! The million-dollar question!

[CorSec 5]

Numbers 3 through 78 can sit down

[Andy 60]

And prepare to meet their doom...

[Drake 53]

...by monkeys with over-sized hats!

[CorSec 5]

If you happen to have a spare goat around..

[Ender 8]

Mmmm... dogs carrying around trees...

[Andy 60]

Carbolate!

[Sticks 1]

How bout I give you the phone call...and you give me my finger...er...wait a sec...

[Princess 35]

Anyone see my pet orangutan?

[jedichick 0]

Nope.

Dude, where's my car?

[Andy 60]

On the toilet... Where else would it be?

[Sticks 1]

Well I was going to say out with mom and dad in the pigpen.

[chozen 1]

Thats not your wife.....It's a three eyed mutant!

[Sticks 1]

Ouch. I poked my knee on a tree.

[CorSec 5]

The Water is full

[Princess 35]

I've got something in my pocket it belongs across my face and i keep it very close at hand in a most convienent place. I'm sure you wouldn't guess it if you guessed a long long while, so I'll take it out and put in on, it's a great big girl scout smile!

[Andy 60]

*is scared*

[Sticks 1]

Help! Beeurd is scared so I can't place my candy bar on the heat register!

[chozen 1]

Don't drink tropical Sunny D! It has pig semen in it!!!

[Bad furday 57]

I won't tell that to the girl I saw on campus guzzling a bottle of it!

Or if I do, I'll stand far back and wear a plastic tarp! :wink:

[chozen 1]

hee hee.. Sunny delight owners, they're evil men.

[Ender 8]

Girls are evil domination monkeys trying to take over the world allied with John McEnroe!

[Drake 53]

Romeo: Well then maybe you can serenade her with this *Rapping*:

My name is Flabmaster

I am better than Jackaster

My carriage is faster

Then any other bas?

Banquo: ENOUGH, that?s not even poetry that?s rap you fool.

Romeo: Alright I can see there is only one way to solve this. *Draws Sword*

Banquo: I didn?t bring mine today.

Romeo: That?s fine, I brought two. *Tosses Sword to Banquo*

Banquo: *Tries to catch sword but it impales him* *Cries Out* Romeo thou hast slain me in thou cheapest manner, thou lucky cheap bafoon.

Romeo: Asta Lavista Banquo. *Exits Stage*