The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

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*stands on her pinky finger*

[Princess 35]

*paints everyone every color of the rainbow*

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No! Not the bananas that eat trees because of sinus infections!

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It was Colonel Sanders in the Library with the octopus!

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Did they really give birth to a telletubbie during the renaissance?

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It was the one armed pirate with the eyepatch

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But the bandana was orange, so the dirt reflected the sun

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The Cow jumped the hurdle to get eaten by the cheeze...

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But then the mosh pit evaporated into a well with a single piece of cardboard

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It wasnt me! The dudette with the hair and the nose leaped into the battle!

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Her head got chopped off by a lightning bolt!

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The Knight in shining asparugus went to save the man..

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I wish I had a knight in rusty tomato to save the princess that lives in the sewers

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It was the only green person who saw the catastrphe..

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The purple donkey said that he liked eggs and chocolate

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A combination of pickled roots and plants should heal the cheeze bomb

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What if it explodes cherry flavored grapes?

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its the winged-evil-duck-like cheezes!

[Andy 60]

ARGH! LABELS!

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I like pizza

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Goddamn Flood!!

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MEATBALLS

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JANSON POOPS HIS PANTS!!

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HOLY CRAP! Is that a toilet seat signed by Betty Crocker herself?!?

[Andy 60]

Yeah, I heard the butler did it.