TheUnknown 39 Posted December 5, 2004 I almost feel sorry for the poor idiots who get convicted of this? I'm sure that's a macho thing to tell your cellmate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted December 5, 2004 "What you in for?" "Oh, I killed a guy, snapped his skull with my bare hands" "That's nothing, I poked a guy and impaled him" "Uh....I just stole a few thousand Sponge Bob Square Pants watches...." :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted December 5, 2004 There was one here in Michigan where they took it from Burger King and put it in front of McDonalds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted December 5, 2004 :rofl: nice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted December 8, 2004 Online "university" awards a MBA to a cat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted December 8, 2004 Lol, and to think I actually did 4 years of college. What a waste of time! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted December 8, 2004 Let's see, five years for my BA and BS. Two more for me MA. Another year for my JD. And two more years for a Ph.D. Maybe, I should just buy a diploma, too. While I'm at it, I oughta get my dog one also. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted December 8, 2004 Well screw med school! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander 0 Posted December 8, 2004 Banned from Showing Students the Declaration of Independence Tuesday, November 30, 2004 This is a partial transcript from "Hannity & Colmes," Nov. 29, 2004, that has been edited for clarity. Story. ALAN COLMES, CO-HOST: "A teacher is being banned by his school from showing students historical documents that make any reference to God, including the Declaration of Independence (search). The teacher is now suing the school for discrimination, claiming he's been singled out because he is a Christian. The school district released the following statement in response: 'The district believes that well-established constitutional principles relating to the separation of church and state must prevail. The district has not violated the constitutional rights of Mr. Williams or any other person. The district denies the allegations in the complaint and has referred the case to its attorneys.'" PC assholes have gone too far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted December 8, 2004 I agree. But on a lighter note. We have officially ran out of topics for scholarly papers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted December 8, 2004 (edited) The whole banning God from schools is ridiculous. I read a paper the other day about two girls who were caught carrying Bibles in school, who were subsequently taken to the principal's office, where the teacher threw the Bibles in the trash can, screaming, "This is trash!" My school is so PC that I'm considering taking a Bible to school, just to see what happens. If they threaten to suspend me, my dad and I will intimidate the hell out of my principal. I really think that he's afraid of my dad... Edited December 8, 2004 by Ender Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted December 8, 2004 Like I've said before, there are some who take it way to far as to completely ban Christianity (or all religion). Then there are others who blatantly favor Christianity. Someone needs to find that happy medium. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted December 8, 2004 You are allowed to bring a Bible... I did on occaision in HS for my own reading. I'll bet those gals where going around harrassing other students and trying to convert everybody. Otherwise nobody would have noticed. I'll also bet the screaming fit of the Principal is a bit of fiction told by those girls as well, lol. It just sounds like too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted December 8, 2004 Any form of government should not be banned from school, but it shouldn't exactly be a huge part of education either. Unless it's a private school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted December 8, 2004 Ehh? Government? Weren't we talking about religion? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander 0 Posted December 8, 2004 In Soviet Russia, religion IS government. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted December 8, 2004 Damn, I thought I said religeon. But we should ban government too. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted December 9, 2004 agreed. we might actually get something accomplished that way. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted December 9, 2004 Methinks JM and the Mormon Church have planned a coup :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted December 9, 2004 In Soviet Russia, religion IS government. Yeah CCCP! *looks around suspiciously* What? *goes off to read Pravda* :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted December 9, 2004 Yes...join the brotherhood furday!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted December 9, 2004 Methinks JM and the Mormon Church have planned a coup not us. no...sweet, innocent Mormons would never do anything like that. hehe....*shifty eyes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted December 9, 2004 I dunno, the Mormons got all that money thanks to Ken Jenning's Jeopardy spree... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted December 9, 2004 Sure, sure, JM. Your just letting the Southern Baptist do you duty work for you, only to overthrow them at the right moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
