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Ender

Things you dont want to hear over the Star Destroyer PA

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Drake

Oh...the translation for the first one is "I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver." :p

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Andy

Heh, that's the site I used here once before... It just ended up being a conversation about the uses for binary and different types of code... :roll:

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Captain Keyes

"Due to a close encounter with a black hole, our hyperdrive has deposited us in the Epsilon Eridani system. If you look to the left, you will see a large number of MAC shells and missiles coming our way. If you look to the right, you will see about three hundred plasma torpedoes."

*sound of explosive decompression as Covenant battleships beam cannon hulls ISD*

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CorSec

Janson stole that link from me I tell ye...in the Cantina a few weeks ago, we had a little Binary fad :p

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Andy

You must have stolen it from here :p

heh, actually I think our binary topic was before your time.

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Ender

Hey Keyes, good to have another Halo fan around...

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Captain Keyes

Hey Keyes, good to have another Halo fan around...

You can never have too many Halo fans.

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CorSec

I actually believe one is too many :wink:

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Ender

ewok you, CorSec.

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Andy

Tut tut, Janson. Tripping the language filter, there.

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Ender

Sorry...

"Crewmen, you'll notice the large amounts of Flood overrunning the ship... dont worry, they'll just take over your body and convult it into strange positions. But think of it this way: They're cute little parasitic life-forms, arent they?"

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Drake

"Everyone remember to exhale...you'll live a few seconds longer in the vacuum."

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CorSec

"We have seemed to have warped to some sort of strange alternate reality...and there is a large "Cube"-like vessel approaching....we shall send in the Captain and 50 officers armed with nothing but stun batons to investigate..."

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Andy

hehe

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TheUnknown

Attention everyone: Tonight is nude conga line night and the Emporer is leading. Everyone is required to attend and join.

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Andy

*shudders*

I did NOT need that mental image, Unknown...

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Ender

Oh god, that was just WRONG

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CorSec

:lol: Hilarious Unknown

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Drake

"Uh....it would appear that the 50 crewmembers made it back from the cube vessel...except they seem to be covered in machine-like protrusions. Uh oh...wait! *sounds of struggle* No, I will not be assimilated! *more struggle and a scream* Oh....god...." *PA goes dead*

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Ender

I will not answer... no I will not lose my temper...

*Blows a huge hole in the wall with his new E-wing made gun*

Much better...

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Drake

:lol:

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CorSec

*PA goes back online*

"Resistance is futile. Proceed to Dining Hall 3 for processing"

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Ender

"Resistance is not futile. My lightsaber will go through you like a knife through warm butter"

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Andy

"Who is this on the PA system taking about lightsabers and butter?"

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