Galactic Basic :: View topic - Ongoing Comedy: Jedi Punks... the final chapter

Admiral Daala · Loyalist Member # 89 Joined: 26 Aug 2002 Posts: 1775

Just after that person called "Wait a minute" Callista's comlick rang. "Hello Callista here,"Callista said.

"What did you say Ted. I am still married to you I hope you know." Jag and Princessjedi looked at each other.

"Well stall them! Don't let those Pyscho and Punks near here." Callista said. "Ok Goodbye."

"Now Princessjedi where were we?" "Well uhh um some person just called out "Hold on," Princessjedi said.

"Yes he did," a new person said. It was Obi-Wan Kenobi and Firefighter239!

"Hey," Princessjedi said to Firefighter239. "I thought you were a Trekkie." "Nah I decided to open up a whole new me," Firefighter239 said.

"Thats just sad," Jag said. Princessjedi sighed.

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 23:48 Post subject:

>This is it. This is the end y'all. I'm going to lock this thread until I've posted the end, and then it will be unlocked again.

>*sighs* "It's the end of the Punks, as we know it..."<

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 12 Nov 2002 21:49 Post subject:

The Ps watched Yoda chase Mara through the woods. They turned their attentions back to the Trekkies when they heard a rather nasally, and down-right nerdy battle cry come from the group.

The Punks looked worried, and the Psychopathic Jedi exchanged glances, most muttering something about "Stupid, moronic idiots."

"Um, that's a bit redundant, don't you think?" Anakin asked. He shrank back and cowered as the Psychos shot him glares, many containing daggars. Poor Ani covered his head and ducked the projectiles. "Hey! Stop it!" He hid behind Jacen, wimpering like a child. "Jace, save me!"

Everyone turned to look at Beeurd who was laughing evilly and typing away on a datapad.

"I'm confused!" Ani cried, still tormented.

The Trekkies charged the group. The Punks drew their lightsabers, but as soon as a Trekkie neared them, they were paralyzed by the unbearable geekiness and collapsed.

"Commander!" Rogue shouted over the commotion. "The Punks are out! We have to move them to safety!"

Furday gave the order and the Psychos levitated the fallen Punks away from the battle, and countered the Trekkies.

"There's too many of them!" Unknown cried.

JainaSolo;)* snapped at him. "Then stop quoting the movies and do something about it!"

Pod was holding off twelve Trekkies alone, and suddenly got an idea. *she lowered her lightsaber, brought her fingers to her mouth and whistled loudly. The Trekkies looked at her strangely, as she smiled smugly at them. Bounding from the distance came all six of Pod's pets. She laguhed at the weirdos running form her cute and cuddly widdle aminals. "Good boys!"

Pod ran to help Ana, who was holding off a group of Trekkies of her own by throwing flaming food at them.

Link kicked the unconscious form of a Trekkie she'd beaten to a relative pulp and looked around. "Hey, anyone seen Furday?" she asked, and accidentally took out Mjade, who was disguised as a Trekkie and was attempting to destroy the enemy from the inside.

Furday slunk from tree to tree, lurking stealthily. When a trekkie got too close to his hiding place, he lept out from the bushes and scared him to death. Literally. "Shush, Link!" he yelled after taking out a Trekkie. "You'll blow my cover." Without waiting for a response, he slipped back into the undergrowth, and moved to a different spot behind the frontline.

By now it was clear the Psychos were winning, but the Trekkies, being the dummies they are, just wouldn't quit

"You'll never defeat us!" One cried at Hal. "Don't you know nothin'?!"

Hal waved a finger in front of the Trekkie. "That's 'Do you know nothing,' or 'Don't you know ANYthing.' Honestly, if you're going to try to intimidate us, at least use proper grammer..."

On the other side of the battlefield, Ewing was fighting alonside Rogue, who was serving drinks to the Trekkies: blue lomins, with a bit of a treat in them from Ewing... arsenic. Not only were their tongues turning blue, but with compliments to the bitter, almond-like flavor... right before their bodies hit the grass with a dull thud.

In yet another part of the field, MsSolo was having a bit of fun of her own. She popped up behind a Trekkie and started rambling. "So. This mushroom walks into a bar..." Before she got any further in the joke, the Trekkies heads would explode. MsSolo smiled. "Works every time."

Link caught a glipse of Princess and Pod dragging a bunch of bound Trekkies towards a building. "Where you are you two going?" she shouted to them.

"To the Temple of Lucasian!" Princess yelled triumphantly.

"Guys," she scolded. "C-U-L-T!"

"Is not!" Princess shot back, about to sacrifice the Trekkies.

As the sun was setting, the battle was over, and the Psychos had won. With the corpses of Trekkies strewn across the field, the Punks took up flamethrowers and disposed of the bodies... since they had nothing to do with the fight itself.

Anja approached the Psychopathic Jedi, who were huddled around a datapad. "Guys," she said. "Why is it that whatever you type on that thing happens to us?"

Pod shrugged. "As if we have a clue. I just picked it up one day and turned y'all into a Punk band." She stared off into space. "It's amazing what one can accomplish when one enjoys as much free time as I...." As if in a daze, she went to a tree, cut it down, and built a desk and chair out of it. She sat in the chair, took a deep breath, and smacked her head on the desk. She stood back up and walked to the group again. "Okay, I'm back now."

The Punks looked at her in absolute horror, while the Psychos rolled around on the ground in stitches. Suddenly Furday jumped up and screamed. "Ahh! No one here's completed medical school!"

Pod cracked up and stopped typing, looking around innocently.

"Hey, would that work for us?" Zekk asked.

"What what work?" Rogue looked at him quizzically.

"Writing our lives on the datapad."

Pod shrugged. "I suppose it could. Though we never actually wrote in that it could. As far as I know, you have to be from Earth for it to work." She looked around at the Psychos. "Well, SUPPOSEDLY from Earth..."

Jacen shrugged. "Well, it's worth a try, even just for fun. Go on, Zekk," he said, taking a few steps back. "Try it."

"Yeah we're right behind you, buddy," Tahiri said, also taking a step back.

Zekk sighed in defeat and clicked a button ont he datapad. A window popped up in the screen, and an error alarm went off. WARNING: [the window read] THE GALAXY IS NOW ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY.

Pod looked over his shoulder at the window. "Well, that can't be good."

Zeek looked over his shoulder at the Punks. "What's that mean?"

"Um..."

Link gasped. "You don't suppose we..."

Amongst the Psychos, TahiriVeila let out a scream and pointed at Zekk.

The other Psychos followed her gaze. Zekk seemed to be dematerializing slowly, as were the rest of the Punks.

Suddenly, the Psychospathic Jedi were sitting in a movie theatre, listening the the Star Wars credits music, and watching their own names go up the screen. Bob appeared over them, he too, dematerilaizing.

"You've completed the first part of your mission," he said fuzzily. "You've brought overwhelming chaos to the galaxy." His image flickered and came back, Bob looking as is if he were fighting the dematerialization process. "But now that the enitre galaxy belongs to the same family by blood or marriage, you've created a paradox of sorts. Now that you are going on to mutilate another part of this galaxy, remember this: it'll never be the same."

"Wait, where are you going?" Furday asked Bob.

Bob flickered again, and was in a lab coat, and suddenly bore a strange resemblence to Christopher Lloyd. "Back to the future, of course!"

The Psycho exchanged confused looks.

Bob cracked up and returned to his original form. "No, I'm just kidding. I've been the dang Answer man throughout this entire parody. I think I need to crack a joke or two of my own, okay?"

Pod quietly and discreetly slid the datapad under her chair.

"Seriously," Bob continued. "I'm going back to where I came from..."

The Psychos gasped and covered their ears, for fear of Bob's molecules dispersing and going back into their brains.

Bob let out a laugh. "No," he said. "Oblivion." With that, he dematerialized completely and *POOF* he was gone.

The theatre lights came on, and the Psychos, turned around, startled to look at who had just come through the doors.

"Hey, how'd you kids get in here?" The silhouette said.

The Psychos looked at eacher in amazement. That voice sounded strangely familiar.

The door closed again, and the film that was on the reel was being rewound. When the lights went down again, the figure sat down next to them and watched the film on the screen. "Now where'd this come from?"

None of the Psychos could speak. When the movie ended and the lights came back on, the figure pointed at the Psychos, as if realization suddenly hit him. "Did you guys do this?"

Still shocked silent, the Pschos nodded.

"Wow, this is really good. Who are you guys, anyway?" he asked

Finally, Furday spoke. "We're the Psychopathic Jedi, Mr. Lucas."

George Lucas stood up and started walking out of the room, beckoning them to follow. "Let's go to my office, Psychos, and talk some business..."

The Psychos tripped over themselves to follow him.

>That's it y'all. Great round guys!<

Admiral Daala · Loyalist Member # 89 Joined: 26 Aug 2002 Posts: 1775

Ana · Posted: 13 Nov 2002 01:14 Post subject:

<That's right... Jedi Punks is over.>

Captivated Princess · Posted: 13 Nov 2002 02:57 Post subject:

The End.

Great ending Pod!

Veydar Beeurd · Posted: 13 Nov 2002 14:35 Post subject:

It's not the end...

...it's just the end of the beginning!

Bad ƒurday · Posted: 13 Nov 2002 16:03 Post subject:

Well said Beeurd!

Veydar Beeurd · Posted: 13 Nov 2002 17:26 Post subject:

No problem, Commander!

(Is it just me, or is the font size geting larger

Jenki Mimay · Posted: 13 Nov 2002 18:31 Post subject:

STOP SHOUTING!!!!!

ahem...

Bad ƒurday · Posted: 13 Nov 2002 22:17 Post subject:

Ok Rogue!

Jenki Mimay · Posted: 14 Nov 2002 21:20 Post subject:

Thanx Furday!

JainaSolo;)* · Posted: 27 Nov 2002 13:03 Post subject:

aaahhhhhh!!! I don't understand!

*drops to her knees dramitacally* what is this world comming to?

what happened to us? are we being jailed for breaking a bunch of copyright lawes by making a movie? what about the punks? where did they go? why are they gone?! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(as an afterthought) then again, it's not supposed to....