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Satan's Little Girl

I'm going to move the last page from SWmb here so we can post and I can finish it later. I'll indicate the poster with their name in bold.

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 17:56 Post subject:

Rogue:

A look of terror struck Rogue's face as she looked through her macrobinoculars. Tahiriveila felt her shock through the force, and turned to look at her. "what is it?"

Rogue took in a breath. "I'll tell you when we get back to the main group...our scouting mission is done. let's head back." Tahiriveila shrugged, and they headed back towards the main group, once there, they reported to the Commander.

"how was the scouting run, Rogue?" he asked his still pale faced XO.

"Um, well it went pretty well...the enemy formation looks strong---" Tahiriveila answered for her.

"Furday, can I talk to you...in private?"

"Um...sure..." He said, half confused, and had Tahiriveila go back to the main group.

"I know who the Trekkie Commander is."
TBC

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 17:57 Post subject:

Rogue:

Furday's eyes widened. "you do?"

Rogue sighed, and pulled out a holoprojector, and turned it on. A small holo of a dorky looking adult male, with large glasses appeared. He was rather lanky, and hunched over in a rather lazy way. one word could describe him: Nerd. "His name is Ted....he's my mother's boss."

Furday looked utterly shocked. "He's at an advantage, commander. He's half Star Wars fan, so he knows our technology. That other half....such a waste of potential. He's--he's actually a nice guy though."

"Do you think we could get him to side with us?" Furday asked hopefully. "There's going to be enough blood shed already."

"Doubtful, but I could try."
TBC

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 17:59 Post subject:

Rogue:

Rogue pulled out a commlink, as everyone gathered around. the conversation was lengthy, and getting nowhere. "Don't do this Ted...come, join us...."

"why should I?" he asked in his rather gay sounding voice.

"because ....they're all going to laugh at you." and then they did.

*~* Executive Officer *~*
<sorry JainaSticks....you need a rank to post, and your post doesn't fit, it'll have to be ignored.>

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 18:00 Post subject:

Princessjedi75

"Jag," princesjedi said.
"Yeah," Jag reiplied.
"Do not move an inch," Princessjedi said.
"Why?" "Callista is right behind you." "What!?" "That's right," Callista said.
A voice came to princessjedi and Jag's mind. "The things Pod gave you!" it cried. "BOB!" they both cried. "I think!"

They touched the numbers that were their Punk codes. Then they were in jumpsuits that said "Pschopathic Jedi Punks?"
Also a really weird cap.

"Now my dear," Callista said to Jag. "Where is Luke and Mara Jade Skywalker?"

"I'll never tell you!" Jag cried. "Join me with the Trekkies. The Skywalkers are, or I kill her and the others." Callista poineted at princessjedi.

"THEY ARE ON HOTH!" Jag cried. "Thank you," Callista said. "Now kill the girl," "What!" Jag and princessjedi said. <hold on a minute limit prop>

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 18:03 Post subject:

Princessjedi75:

>back<

"I never keep my promises." and she shrugged. "Move the others, this death for the girl will be horrible." With that she got her lightsaber. "Hold on one minute!" someone screamed. Princessjedi closed her eyes.This did not look good, she thought.

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 18:04 Post subject:

Furday:

Furday took the comlink from Rogue.
"Ted, this is Commander furday," he said, ignoring the snickering that had begun after he had spoken.
"We're sorry we all laughed at you, but maybe if you took out your pocket protector that says, ' My pens are mightier than any sword!' it would help matters!"

The rest of the Psychos retreated further from the comlink, to hide the sounds of their laughter.
Between laughs, Rogue gave him a look that said, 'Somehow I don't think it helped much!'
Snickering, furday shrugged his shoulders.
"Well, it's true !" he said.

Sighing, Rogue took the comlink back from furday.
"Ted?' she said.
The only noise was the sound of some intense lip-smacking. Curious, the group crept closer for a better look.

There sat Ted, devouring a glazed doughnut. From their vantage point in the bushes, it was all the others could do not to laugh.

<Short I know, but Done!>

0))) Commander (((0

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 18:05 Post subject:

Rogue:

This is certainly a hint as to who will win the war... Rogue thought. It's practically been gift wrapped... She turned off the Comm.

"Well, that was perfectly useless." Rogue said. Furday snickered.

"That was interestingly funny! So, what's next on the agenda?" he asked.

Rogue thought for a minute. "Well, we need to get reports from scouting teams "P", "U", "N", and "S"."

"right! and then we...?"

"And then we figure out if anybody can rembember and understand Pod's plan." she said.

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 18:06 Post subject:

Rogue:

"I remember Pod's plan!" he changed the holo's image to that of a map of the battlefield. the display showed various arrows, in vartious colors, representing the different groups.

"She'll bring her group over there...., and we will go over there, and Anakin, Jaina, Jacen, Lowie, Tenel and Zekk will split up and go over here, and then I'll bring the Us and Ks around in a half circle to surround them, and then the Ps and Ns tie them up and drag them to...um...oh yeah! there...and from there, we take them to the house of pain!"

"Oh, I get it now!"

*~* XO *~*

Satan's Little Girl · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 18:07 Post subject:

Rogue:

<Okay, well I have the information, here are the established groups...if you were forgotten, just PM, or Email me, and I'll fix the list. I'm also adding the forgotten charactors, and Psychos to the list....I'll keep the teams as even as possible.

Ps
Podracer
Princess
Jagged Fel
Tenel Ka
Ana

Us
Jaina
Jacen
Zekk
Haladar
MsSolo

Ns
Lowie
Alternate Lowie
Tahiri
Mjade
Unknown

Ks
Furday
Rogue
Tahiriveila
Link
Ewing
Ss
beeurd
JainaSolo
Anakin
TahiriSolo
Princess

Please post everyone, the story ends on tuesday, I want it to jump ten pages by then. (That is an order!)

*~* Executive Officer *~*

Jenki Mimay · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 18:23 Post subject:

okay people! I want to see posting! we need to end this with a bang, and we have 24 hours!

Captivated Princess · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 21:36 Post subject:

>Me Post<

Captivated Princess · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 21:48 Post subject:

Back with Pod's group...

*Crack* The P group all jumped when they heard a stick break behind them. They turned to see Mara carrying Ben and heading towards them.

"I have an idea on eliminate Ted," Tenel Ka stated. "Bennie Wennie, whosy woosy is thatty whatty over there?"

Ben looked over to Ted and a gleeful look crossed over his face. He looked around for a moment for something heavy and metal, which he lifted easily in the force. "Not the Mama!" He cried gleefully as he knocked Ted unconscious with a battle droid.

A cheer erupted from the Punks and the Psychopathic Jedi. "Alright teams, move in and secure the target, he has been rendered unconscious. Let's get him back to Skywalker Palace." Pod told the teams.

The groups quickly moved in and had Ted immobilized in Duct Tape right away. As they worked their way to the landing pad they saw the Chief of State's ship landing. Padme Amidala, Wes, and Yoda all ran towards Mara and Ben.

"Possesed the child is. Give him up you must, Cure him we can." Yoda told Mara.

"Never, I won't give up my child without a fight," she screamed as she ran into the woods.

>Done<

Veydar Beeurd · Posted: 11 Nov 2002 22:22 Post subject:

>Argh! Tries desperatly to thing of something<

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<i'll post>