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princessjedi75
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Date Posted: Oct 26, 2002 2:52 PM
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<beerud its an honor to me that i confused who.>
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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Date Posted: Oct 26, 2002 5:02 PM
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>Ah, it makes more sense when I actually read it, instead of just skim-reading...<
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princessjedi75
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Date Posted: Oct 27, 2002 4:46 AM
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<ah well you know what they say win a few lose a few.>
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Oct 27, 2002 5:50 PM
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>I post now<
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Sith Apprintice Me,Me
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Date Posted: Oct 27, 2002 5:55 PM
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You Know wht you really should add to this?
the return of Jar-Jar
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Oct 27, 2002 5:59 PM
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"Not the Mama!!!" Baby Ben's voice filled the temple on Yavin 4. Luke had taken to wearing a helmet around the child to save his head from flying metal objects.
"Master Yoda," Luke said, as he stood in front of the holocomm, "I am sending this message to you because I am greatly in need of your help." Luke paused to duck a hydrospanner came flying at his head. "My son, Ben, is extremely strong in the Force. Unfortuantely, he is untrained and I cannot get him to stop. I have thought about bringing Ysilimari here, but that would interfere with the other Padawan Learners. Help me Master Yoda, you're my only hope."
This time Ben connected and Luke was knocked out.
>Done<
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Princess2783
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>No more Jar-Jar!!<
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Jaken: Say You Love Me, People
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Date Posted: Oct 27, 2002 6:02 PM
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>YES! No more Jar Jar! Or at least warn me first...<
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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Date Posted: Oct 28, 2002 1:18 PM
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You Know wht you really should add to this?
the return of Jar-Jar What? Again  It'd be like the Fourth Return of Jar Jar  -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Oct 29, 2002 8:40 AM
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>Has everyone gone brain dead or something? No one's added for 2 days. Not that I can think of anything right now either.<
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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Date Posted: Oct 29, 2002 11:41 AM
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>Yeah some idiot killed my character off...
>Oh sorry, Princess, I didn't see you there!
>Heh, I'm just kidding.
>Really I am stuck for things to think of. I have a list of ideas that will be good in the new story, but I just can't think of anything for this one<
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Oct 29, 2002 1:31 PM
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>Deal with it Beeurd<
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Oct 29, 2002 6:12 PM
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>I have a vague idea, I think I'm going to run with it and see what confusion I can cause<
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Oct 29, 2002 6:17 PM
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Padme Amidala Skywalker Organa Solo Kenobi Janson, Cheif of State of the Skywalker Republic and Jedi Master, stood on the balcony of Skywalker Palace (The old Imperial Palace) and took in the view of the Courscanti Skyline.
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" Wes said as he snuck up behind Padme Amidala.
"It sure is, and it's all ours." Padme Amidala turned to her husband. "I'm worried about Uncle Luke though, I haven't heard anything from him for a week, and from what I've heard Ben has this thing about hitting him over the head with large metal objects."
At that moment Yoda hobbled in. "Do something we must. Trouble Luke is in. Possessed the child is. Save the Republic we must."
>It's not much but that's all I can think of.
Done<
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Tahiri*Solo
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Date Posted: Oct 30, 2002 12:36 PM
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Mara walked into the room and sighed at the mess and the sight she saw before her. Dodging the various metal objects flying around, she managed to drag Luke out of the room.
"Did I not tell you you need to stay outside the room while watching Ben?" She asked.
"No, I guess you forgot that little detail." Luke replied, taking off his helmet and rubbing his head.
Just then A2-D2 trundled up to Luke and Mara whistling and beeping.
"Oh, mmmmmm." Luke said as he listened to the little droid tell him all about Yoda's philosophy.
"Luuuuuuuuuuke." Mara warned impatiantly.
"Yeah yeah one minute. Did you ever hear of the word 'patiance'?"
"Never heard of the word in my life!"
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Sith Apprintice Me,Me
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Date Posted: Oct 30, 2002 3:30 PM
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"Go to Yaivin I must" said Yoda "Sounds like the prophesy of the Frosen One this Child does"thenPadme Amidala Skywalker Organa Solo Kenobi Janson, Cheif of State of the Skywalker Republic and Jedi Master said, "Master Yoda we need you here to help us rebuild the city from the Great Battle Of Jar-Jar" Yoda Replied, "calls me the Green Side of the Force does< to Yaivin I must Go"...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Oct 30, 2002 6:08 PM
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>It looks like someone was trying to start a Trekkie war a few pages back. Anyone else catch that? I'll reread it and see if I can make it fit. I need to get back in the habit of posting. I have to end this thing in two weeks  >I'll posting in a minute< ~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~~ =*=*=*=*Greenie One*=*=*=*=
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Oct 30, 2002 7:05 PM
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The Punks were running to their ship when a thought struck Jacen. "Oww!" He stooped to pick up a brick from the muck. "Who threw this at me?"
"Jace, idiot brother," Jaina said. "The narrator said 'thought' not 'brick.'"
"Oh." He dropped the brick back in the mud. "Well, same effect, different noun."
Zekk rasied an eyebrow at him.
"Anyway, I was thinking guys," Jace started again, wincing in pain at the strenuous effort. "We don't even know what these 'Trekkies' are, or how to beat them."
Tenel Ka looked at him plainly. "Do we ever know how to defeat our enemies?"
"Umm...."
"Seek help, you must," Yoda said, hobbling over to them. "Alone, fail you will."
"Dun dun dun!" Anakin sang from the back of the group. Everyone turned to look at him. "What? The plot's thickening... again..."
TBC
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Oct 30, 2002 7:06 PM
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"Help from yourselves, must you get," Yoda continued, ignoring Anakin.
Zekk was obviously confused. "But you just said..."
"Know well what I said, I do!" Yda yelled, and poked the young man in the gut with his cane. "Pay attention to my riddles you must!"
In the back of the group, Anakin wimpered.
"What's wrong now?" Jaina asked him.
"I just realized, that... if I'm an Insta-clone, my head's gonna explode!"
"All the Insta-clones are gone. We took care of them about fifty pages ago. Remember?"
"Oh yeah..." At long last, Anakin calmed down and clammed up, while the rest of the Punks decided to drop the references to the writers.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Oct 30, 2002 7:06 PM
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Yoda hobbled off the way he'd come, leaving the Punks to ponder over the new information he'd given them. They decided not to do anything until they had some idea of where they were going and what they were doing.
Anakin nudged Tahiri quietly and wispered. "Pssst. What are we doing?"
She wispered back. "This is called 'a thought process.'"
"Oooh... what's it for?"
Tahiri just shrugged.
Lowie began wandering around aimlessly, until something in the the swamp caught his eye. With a growl, he pointed at it excitedly. [What's that?]
"That's a glowing ball of light, Lowie," Anja informed him in a monotone.
[Duh. Why is it moving this way?]
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podracer838
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Anja shrugged. "Maybe it likes you."
Jaina stood silently, as if in a daze, and walked towards the glowing ball. It floated towards her, stopping at chest height less than a meter away. Eyes still transfixed on the thing, she reached a hand slowly up to touch it... and suddenly found herself in a white room with padded walls.
The other Punks stared at the glowing ball that seemed to have just sucked Jaina inside. "Jaina!" Zekk ran to where she had been standing and stared at the ball fearfully. Then as easily as it had come, Zekk's fear disapeared, and he too touched the ball in a daze. He found himself standing next to Jaina in that same white room.
By now the Punks were tripping over themselves to get to the glowing ball. When they had made it to the whie padded room, they stood staring at each other, then at themsleves on the other side of the room. The other Lowie was strangling someone.
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podracer838
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Jacen groaned. "Aww, not MORE clones!"
Jaina hit her forehead with the heel of her hand. "That's it!" She cried. "Yoda said we need to get help from ourselves!"
She received blank stares.
"These aren't clones. They're us! In another diminsion! That must have been what that thing was, a, um... a... Diminsional Transportation Thingy."
"How do you know that's what it's called?" Anakin asked.
Jaina crossed her arms. "Because it sounds good and ignorant."
"Wait a second," Zekk said slowly. "We know them!" He pointed to the guy the other Lowie was strangling, and looked around at the others in the room that weren't Alternate Punks.
Fed up with the trivial conversation, Anja walked over to one of the other people. "We're supposed to destroy a bunch of people called 'Trekkies' but we don't know how or even what they are. Can you help us?"
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podracer838
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A red-headed girl in the corner looked at Anja when she said "Trekkies", fire burning her eyes.
"Did you just ask for our help destroying the Trekkies?" she asked in eager disbelief.
Anja nodded, as if there was nothing strange going on at all.
"Uh oh," several of the others said at once.
"That was a mistake," one of the guys said. "You've put Pod into another homocidal rage."
The others stepped behind a barrier of cortosis ore. All except the one who had spoken and the one Alternate Lowie was choking, though he struggled more.
Rogue poked her head around the cortosis ore barrier. "Furday, what are you doing? She'll fry you with Force-lightning!"
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podracer838
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"Pod?" he said, approaching her carefully.
She looked up at him, murder still in her eyes.
Furday knelt next to her. "Do you want to destroy the Trekkies once and for all?" he sounded almost like he was addressing a child.
Pod nodded, in a very child-like state.
Furday stood and looked at Anja. "Looks like we've just declared war."
Pod jumped with joy.
Alternate Lowie had begun to loose interest in Beeurd, but had forgotten to release him. "Um, excuse me," he weezed. "This is very uncomfortable. Would you mind letting me go now, please? I'm in desperate need of oxygen."
Startled, Alternate Lowie dropped him to the floor with a somewhat dull thud.
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podracer838
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>There, done! Yeah, I know, I basically wrote a parody of what we've done already. But someone started that trekkie war, I just couldn't NOT go with it! and now everyone's in the same reality... I think...<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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>But which reality? Hmm... This is a good opportunity for me to reclaim my, uh, what's the word... Umm, reputation as confusing confuser
>I might post in a bit, I have to re-programme my brain cells into confusion mode.
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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>Well... I really can't think of anything. I have severe writers block. -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Nov 1, 2002 12:10 PM
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>Nice work Pod<
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Tahiri*Solo
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"So let's get organized." Pod said all buisness like.
"We need to fight them (nobody dared to say 'trekkies' anymore) somewhere far away." Anakin said "Somewhere with billions of miles of open space."
"How about over their?" JainaSolo asked, pointing over at an open field 1 mile away.
"That will have to do." Pod said, looking critically at the space."Let's go talk stratagy (sp?)" Pod said, leading the way.
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podracer838
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>How about another one of my short, 5-post long additions...
>*shrugs* might as well... (Oh Sith, I'm talking to myself!)<
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princessjedi75
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Date Posted: Nov 1, 2002 4:24 PM
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<well i think im gonna go back to post in this war>
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princessjedi75
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Date Posted: Nov 1, 2002 4:33 PM
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"Hey!" a voice said suddenly. "I've been looking all over for you guys!" "Umm who are you?" Zekk asked. "I'm princessjedi75."the girl said. "Oh umm," Pod said. "I think we forgot to tell you." Princessjedi75 siad "I got some bad bad news." She annocouced. "What?" Tahiri asked. "Why do you look like me?" "Oh. It's a long story. But I found a group of people trying to kill me. They were Trekkies. One of them I knew name was firefighter239." "Oh lovely." Rogue said.
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podracer838
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Pod continued rambling. "Personally, I think we should start with cattle irons--"
Jaina and Jacen exchanged confused glances.
"Uh, Pod," Rogue cut her off. "Perhaps something a little more direct would be better."
"Proton torpedoes?" Pod asked hopefully.
The veteren Psychos cracked up. Some made the comment of "Pod being Pod!" to which Pod responed to be smacking her head on the desk.
"I know," Beeurd put in. "Why not simply write them out of exsistance?"
The Punks looked excited at this solution and were errupting into cheers when Furday made a point. "Uh, actually, we can't really control them like that. If we could, they'd be gone already."
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Nov 1, 2002 4:39 PM
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>I guess I'm suffering from writer's block like everyone else...<
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Nov 1, 2002 5:09 PM
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>I'll add to the confusion now<
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Nov 1, 2002 5:22 PM
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"Hey Pod!" Princess shouted from the back of the crowd. "I've got an idea! Why don't we just take them all to the trekkie torture room at the house of pain!"
"House of pain??" The Punks all asked with a confused look on their collective faces.
"It's where Pod, and myself, and some of the other Psychos, torture people who deserve it. There's a lot of different rooms there where we can torture as many people as we want. I don't think a Trekkie has survived yet." Princess explained to all of the Punks. "They usually pass out when they see Fluffy, M uffin, Precious, Cupcake, Sweet Pea and Cookie. Those are Pod's pet: Wampa, Rancor, Diagona, Kryat Dragon, Rabid Ostrich, and Vorsknor."
"Wow she has all those pets?" Jacen asked excitedly.
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Princess2783
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"Yup!" Pod replied cheerfully. "They're all such sweet wittile things."
"Unless Precious decides that she wants a hug," Princess told everyone, "then you better look out. I was bruised around my neck for a week."
"Sounds great!" Jaina exclaimed. "Let's get those trekkies now."
Done
*~~~~~Cadet 1~~~~~*
>Pod, I couldn't resist the chance to get your pets in. Hope you don't mind.<
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Jaken: Say You Love Me, People
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>*Watchs in bemusement*<
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tahiriveila
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<um, i think i'll post! > *~*~*~SF Nine*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
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"So, how are we getting them to fight? Do you think they'll agree to fight us?" asked tahiriveila.
Jaina rolled her eyes. "Of course they will. We've got to settle this once and for all."
"It's brilliant, I say! Simply brilliant!" shouted Pod, disolving inot an evil cackle. She smiled sheepishly. "I have an idea! If we can get them to follow us..."
She pulled out a chalkboard and a piece of chalk. "Me, Princess and ummm...Furday will go over here. We're represented by the Ps, and Jaina, Jacen and Zekk are Us and Lowie, Alternate Lowie and Tahiri are Ns and let's see, Furday, you, Rogue and tahiriveila are Ks...Beeurd, JainaSolo and Anakin are Ss.... and everyone else, um, you guys just pick a group to go with," she said, scribbling furiously across the board.
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"Now we've got the Ps, Us, Ns, Ks, and Ss, which will be here, here, here and here and here, " she circled each letter, "And the trekkies will be here, here and here..." she drew little devil faces to represent the Trekkies.
"And I'll bring my group over here, and Furday will go over there, and Anakin, Jaina, Jacen, Lowie, Tenel and Zekk will split up and go over here, and then I'll bring the Us and Ks around in a half circle to surround them, and then the Ps and Ns tie them up and drag them to...here...and from there, we take them to the house of pain!!"
Pod put her hands on her hips as she admired her work. The chalkboard was now covered in arrows, squiggles, letters, demons and scribbles. She scanned the beings crowded around her. "Everyone got that? What does that give us?"
"Punks spelled backwards?" offered Anakin.
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C Pod glared at him. "No, a bunch of Trekkies to torture! Can't you see that?" Anakin studied the chalkboard helplessly, almost afraid to answer. Pod looked around at her group. "Any questions?" All the Punks raised their hands. Pod groaned, and smacked a hand to her forehead. "Let's try this again, people. It's not that complicated, really!" "I think she gets way to much enjoyment from this whole destroying the Trekkies bit..." mumbled Jacen. Pod shot him a look. "What was that?" "Nothing." Pod eyes him skeptically, before continuing trying to explain to everyone her plan. "I think we all could use a round of Blended Ewok." announced Furday. Everyone chorused agreement. "Where's the nearest cantina again?" asked Jaina. Beeurd shrugged. "We could always write one in." <all done! > *~*~*~SF Nine*~*~*~
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Date Posted: Nov 2, 2002 5:15 AM
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<ill post>
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Date Posted: Nov 2, 2002 5:24 AM
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"Umm. What do I do?" princessjedi75 asked. Furday thought about it for a moment. "You say you saw a group of Trekkies?" Princessjedi75 nodded. "They call thierselves 'Pchyostic Trekkies' Its pretty bad." "You will ah ah," Furday started to say. "Lead a group of people to kill this group!" Tahiri cried. "One problem," Pod said. "What?" "Who is she leading?" All of the sudden a puff a smoke appered. "This doesn't look to good," Zekk piped up. "I think it's Kyp. "Hey!" a voice cried. "How can you compre me to that slime?" "Jag?!" Zekk asked. "Yeah?" "How would you like to be in a group trying to kill some crazy people?" "Sure." "Jag Fel meet your leader princessjeid75," Zekk said. Princessjedi nodded at him. "I don't think two people is gonna be good againest 50 people," she said. Pod sighed. "We'll think of something. The rest of us will group the others and be at the house of Pain."
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<a very very funny idea came to my mind ill post it!>
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Date Posted: Nov 2, 2002 6:49 AM
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"We have one more teeny tiny little proplem," Princessjedi said. "What is that?" Pod asked. "Callista is back. She's a trekkie now." "Lovely." Tahiri said. "Help need do you?" Yoda came out all of the sudden. "We need more Jedi to help princessjedi and Jag Fel to destroy another group of Trekkies," Jania said.
"Help I will one named Mace Windu, Qui-Gon Jinn, Ki-Adi Mundi, Adi Gallia, Siri, and many more Jedi will help. "Oh and a phyctaist named Sideny Freedmon."
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Sith Apprintice Me,Me
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Is it okay if i start a different thread like this one only the one I'm thinking of we would change the story o the NJO?
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Just then Tahiri*Solo jumed out of no where. "I'll help,I'll help!"
JainaSolo looked at her and giggled, "Ok I call Tahiri*Solo to be in my group!"
"Whatever." Pod said "Hey, how'd you get here any way?"
"Beats me!" Tahiri*Solo replied.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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<Sith Apprentice, this story will be ending in about 9 days. Then, we'll be starting a new story.>
0))) Commander (((0
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>>The end is near!!! Only 9 more days to cause mass confusion!! <
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<ill post>
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Date Posted: Nov 3, 2002 5:33 AM
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"Why do we need a phcsytrist?" princessjedi75 asked.
"Umm," Yoda said.
"We don't got time for umms lets go!!" Pod screamed. Pod's group ran off. So did Princess's and ect.
Princessjedi looked at Jag and her group. "Let's go," she said.
Pod yelled at Princessjedi and Jag.
"Take these!" She threw something like a comlick at them.
"What are these for?" Princessjedi yelled.
"I don't know!" Pod yelled back.
"Lovely,"Jag said.
"Shut up and lets go!" Princessjedi said.
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Date Posted: Nov 3, 2002 5:45 PM
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< *sings* up to the top, up to the top, up to the top we go, go, go! up to the top, up to the top, up to the top we go, go, go! annnnnd stay there!! *this musical up is brought to you by a sugar-crazed tahiriveila*  >
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JainaSticks
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Date Posted: Nov 3, 2002 6:15 PM
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ur ending this in nine days???
are you all insane????
this is great!!!
I'll spend all week reading this!!
(where did you get ur ranks from? r u all a special group that the site sponsors or something?? how do I get a rank??)
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JainaSolo (yep it's me)
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Date Posted: Nov 3, 2002 6:24 PM
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>sorry, I had to change my name... yes ya all, it's me: JainaSolo * the site wouldn't register me with my password and my email adress... so, now I'll read up on the comedy now that every1 knows I'm alive< ~_~_Stead 1_~_~
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JainaSolo (yep it's me)
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Date Posted: Nov 3, 2002 6:26 PM
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>*mutters* darn these little yoda thingys...they're cool, but messing up my posts...
ok: JainaSticks, first, put your posts in brackets like this: >< (but look who's talking, I constantly 4get them...)
second: I have no idea what the ranks are now. Someone who's not so blonde will have to give you one, assuming we're still accepting Psychos, with the deadline so close...<
~_~_SF1_~_~
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JainaSolo (yep it's me)
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Date Posted: Nov 3, 2002 6:31 PM
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>*shocked* I've only got three posts???
*hangs head* I'll have to work out what the heck my password was...
*shrugs* anyways, as usual, I'm too confused to post, so I'll just wait 4 someone else to take the pain--er, I mean...
fine, I'll post...it'll be short, tho..<
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JainaSolo (yep it's me)
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Date Posted: Nov 3, 2002 6:36 PM
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*we sneak around the corner, still trying to remember Pod's complicated diagram*
"Good god, it's my boyfriend!!" JainaSolo screamed. Indeed one of the trekkies was my best friend (no offense, Tahiri*Solo, ur still my BFF). JainaSolo began to run forward--or, tried, until Pod grabbed the back of her flightsuit. She fought towards her boyfriend.
"You'll only give us away. It's for his own good anyway." she whispered.
JainaSolo slowly agreed.
~_~_Sf1_~_~
>lame, Ino<
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Nov 4, 2002 10:19 AM
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<this bump brought to you by P. O. O. P. (people order our patties)>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Nov 4, 2002 12:27 PM
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< ur ending this in nine days??? are you all insane???? this is great!!! I'll spend all week reading this!! (where did you get ur ranks from? r u all a special group that the site sponsors or something?? how do I get a rank??) Okay, I think I can address this. The story has been going for a year, and we're ending it on it's aniversary. We are a group, called the Psychopathic Jedi, and we're operating with our own ranks. Nobody sponsors us, although beeurd has graciously let us take over his message board. ( http://www.galacticbasic.net/forums ) If you would like to join the organization, we'll give you a rank! enjoy the story! > *~* XO *~*
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JainaSticks
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Date Posted: Nov 4, 2002 12:34 PM
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>Posting!
Anakin and his group walked around until they found a pond.
There were creatures floating in it that had bluish, greenish heads. Anakin watched in wonder as they floated on the pond.
"What are those?" he asked no one in particular.
"I'm going to catch one! I want one of those fun ones with the green and blue heads!" he said out of the blue and ran down to the little shore w/everyone in his group right behind him.
"Is it cold?" Anakin asked as someone put there toe in.
"Why don't you find out? someone else asked and pushed him in.
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JainaSticks
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Date Posted: Nov 4, 2002 12:34 PM
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>Hope it's okay that I posted w/out a rank!
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Nov 4, 2002 12:48 PM
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A look of terror struck Rogue's face as she looked through her macrobinoculars. Tahiriveila felt her shock through the force, and turned to look at her. "what is it?"
Rogue took in a breath. "I'll tell you when we get back to the main group...our scouting mission is done. let's head back." Tahiriveila shrugged, and they headed back towards the main group, once there, they reported to the Commander.
"how was the scouting run, Rogue?" he asked his still pale faced XO.
"Um, well it went pretty well...the enemy formation looks strong---" Tahiriveila answered for her.
"Furday, can I talk to you...in private?"
"Um...sure..." He said, half confused, and had Tahiriveila go back to the main group.
"I know who the Trekkie Commander is."
TBC
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Nov 4, 2002 12:50 PM
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Furday's eyes widened. "you do?"
Rogue sighed, and pulled out a holoprojector, and turned it on. A small holo of a dorky looking adult male, with large glasses appeared. He was rather lanky, and hunched over in a rather lazy way. one word could describe him: Nerd. "His name is Ted....he's my mother's boss."
Furday looked utterly shocked. "He's at an advantage, commander. He's half Star Wars fan, so he knows our technology. That other half....such a waste of potential. He's--he's actually a nice guy though."
"Do you think we could get him to side with us?" Furday asked hopefully. "There's going to be enough blood shed already."
"Doubtful, but I could try."
TBC
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Nov 4, 2002 12:50 PM
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Rogue pulled out a commlink, as everyone gathered around. the conversation was lengthy, and getting nowhere. "Don't do this Ted...come, join us...."
"why should I?" he asked in his rather gay sounding voice.
"because ....they're all going to laugh at you." and then they did.
*~* Executive Officer *~*
<sorry JainaSticks....you need a rank to post, and your post doesn't fit, it'll have to be ignored.>
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princessjedi75
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Date Posted: Nov 4, 2002 3:18 PM
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<ill post>
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princessjedi75
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Date Posted: Nov 4, 2002 4:59 PM
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"Jag," princesjedi said.
"Yeah," Jag reiplied.
"Do not move an inch," Princessjedi said.
"Why?" "Callista is right behind you." "What!?" "That's right," Callista said.
A voice came to princessjedi and Jag's mind. "The things Pod gave you!" it cried. "BOB!" they both cried. "I think!"
They touched the numbers that were their Punk codes. Then they were in jumpsuits that said "Pschopathic Jedi Punks?"
Also a really weird cap.
"Now my dear," Callista said to Jag. "Where is Luke and Mara Jade Skywalker?"
"I'll never tell you!" Jag cried. "Join me with the Trekkies. The Skywalkers are, or I kill her and the others." Callista poineted at princessjedi.
"THEY ARE ON HOTH!" Jag cried. "Thank you," Callista said. "Now kill the girl," "What!" Jag and princessjedi said. <hold on a minute limit prop>
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princessjedi75
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Date Posted: Nov 4, 2002 5:06 PM
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<back>
"I never keep my promises." and she shrugged. "Move the others, this death for the girl will be horrible." With that she got her lightsaber. "Hold on one minute!" someone screamed. Princessjedi closed her eyes.This did not look good, she thought.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Nov 5, 2002 5:43 PM
This message was edited by Bad furday: Uncombed on Nov 5, 2002 5:44 PM
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Furday took the comlink from Rogue.
"Ted, this is Commander furday," he said, ignoring the snickering that had begun after he had spoken.
"We're sorry we all laughed at you, but maybe if you took out your pocket protector that says, ' My pens are mightier than any sword!' it would help matters!"
The rest of the Psychos retreated further from the comlink, to hide the sounds of their laughter.
Between laughs, Rogue gave him a look that said, 'Somehow I don't think it helped much!'
Snickering, furday shrugged his shoulders.
"Well, it's true !" he said.
Sighing, Rogue took the comlink back from furday.
"Ted?' she said.
The only noise was the sound of some intense lip-smacking. Curious, the group crept closer for a better look.
There sat Ted, devouring a glazed doughnut. From their vantage point in the bushes, it was all the others could do not to laugh.
<Short I know, but Done!>
0))) Commander (((0
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Nov 6, 2002 1:23 PM
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>*hands Furday the positively pointless and random post of the day award* Not like I expected any less...<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Greenie 1*=*=*=*=
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Nov 7, 2002 7:32 AM
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This is certainly a hint as to who will win the war... Rogue thought. It's practically been gift wrapped... She turned off the Comm.
"Well, that was perfectly useless." Rogue said. Furday snickered.
"That was interestingly funny! So, what's next on the agenda?" he asked.
Rogue thought for a minute. "Well, we need to get reports from scouting teams "P", "U", "N", and "S"."
"right! and then we...?"
"And then we figure out if anybody can rembember and understand Pod's plan." she said.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Nov 7, 2002 7:33 AM
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"I remember Pod's plan!" he changed the holo's image to that of a map of the battlefield. the display showed various arrows, in vartious colors, representing the different groups.
"She'll bring her group over there...., and we will go over there, and Anakin, Jaina, Jacen, Lowie, Tenel and Zekk will split up and go over here, and then I'll bring the Us and Ks around in a half circle to surround them, and then the Ps and Ns tie them up and drag them to...um...oh yeah! there...and from there, we take them to the house of pain!"
"Oh, I get it now!"
*~* XO *~*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Nov 7, 2002 7:33 AM
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<Okay, well I have the information, here are the established groups...if you were forgotten, just PM, or Email me, and I'll fix the list. I'm also adding the forgotten charactors, and Psychos to the list....I'll keep the teams as even as possible.
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Podracer
Princess
Jagged Fel
Tenel Ka
Ana
Us
Jaina
Jacen
Zekk
Haladar
MsSolo
Ns
Lowie
Alternate Lowie
Tahiri
Mjade
Unknown
Ks
Furday
Rogue
Tahiriveila
Link
Ewing
Ss
beeurd
JainaSolo
Anakin
TahiriSolo
Princess
Please post everyone, the story ends on tuesday, I want it to jump ten pages by then. (That is an order!)
*~* Executive Officer *~*
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Kaelis Tuar, Stargazer
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Date Posted: Nov 7, 2002 8:36 AM
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Based on the incessant roleplaying which goes on in this thread, the Forum Jedi have determined that this thread violates section 4 of the site Terms of Use, which restrict creative submissions, in the same way which the RP Forum threads did. As such, we've decided to lock this thread.
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