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The Invisible Ana
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>Bump bump, do a little bump, bump, got to do a bump, bump, get this thing above all the useless topics...<
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Princess2783
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>Ana have you been getting enough sleep lately?<
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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>Let's not try to bump this too much... >Mods don't like topics that are continually bumped... >Just add it to your favourites list, so that you can always find it  -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Princess2783
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>Hey, I've finally got over 100 posts on here!!!<
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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<hey, congrats, Princess!> <can't post now...got a volleyball game to go to!> ~* *~ SF Lead ~* *~
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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The Invisible Ana
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>*Looks at her post number and blushes* Congrats Princess.
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MJade2005
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Date Posted: Oct 9, 2002 9:31 AM
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Back at coruscant Wedge was trying to figure out how to catch Wes and Luke in a Catch-22.
"Let's see they're insane, but who isn't if they stop wearing the Bikini's they get to fly. Arggghhhh. "
Wedge pushes an button. and an aide walks in.
"sir."
"i want a Bikini.... i mean a Blended Ewok."
"yes sir"
LATER THAT NIGHT
Wedge stood to leave. He reached behind his desk and took out a box. He glanced at his watch.
"I have 20 minutes to make it."
10 MINUTES LATER.
Wedge pulled up outside a nondescript building. He entered.
"all right people" he yelled ripping off thecloak covering him revealing a metal bikini. "let the first annual Metal Bikini Party begin."
"Wedge what are you doing here? asked Luke who had returned.
"Revealing my true self."
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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Date Posted: Oct 9, 2002 3:23 PM
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>i post now...
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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"Well, that's great!" Luke said. "I've got some great news for you!"
"What?" said Wedge, who was slighly puzzled.
"Chief of State Yoda has made me head of the Bikini Republic Military!" Luke announced
Cheers rose from the bikini-clad party-goers.
"That's great Luke, how about a promotion?"
>Sorry g2g
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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>I can't even remember what I was going to put...
>Obviously couldn't have been that good...
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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>OH MY GOD!
>An edit button has mysteriously appeared!
> * shockdies *
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Jaken: Say You Love Me, People
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>OH MY GOD!
>An edit button has mysteriously appeared!
> * shockdies *
That's right Beeurd, We've been blessed by the SW gods.
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Tahiri*Solo
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>I'll post
ON MON CALAMARIE
Mara, Han and Leia walked down the streets of the water world Mon Calamarie. Which happened to be the only world were they would not wear metal bakinis so they were thrown out of the Bakini Republic.
"This is way out of hand when I get a hold of my husband I'll..." Mara muttered, when she saw a holo showing in a store window that had Luke being sworn in as Supreme camander.
"What are they going to think of next?" Han asked.
"We're not quite sure." Leia said, looking scared at the sight of the whole military in their new 'uniforms'.
"We need to find Ackbar and quick!" Mara said, quickening her pace as she spoke.
Leia and Han matched thier pace with Mara's and they set out to the capitol, were the governer awaited them
AT THE GOVERNER'S QUARTERS
"Welcome." Ackbar said as he led Mara, Han and Leia into his quarters.
"Thanks." Mara said. "We have a problem."
"A very big problem." Leia added.
Mara nodded.
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MJade2005
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<i take it Wedge turning is being accepted>
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Yun'Drake §Destroyer of Worlds
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((geez...this is where you've all been hiding yourselves!))
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Tahiri*Solo
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>Guess I'll add on to what I've written.
"Of course you have a problem." Acbar said, "your husband is running around in a metal bakini but hey that's just my opinion."
"And many others like it." Leia comented dryly.
Mara grinned evily, "So what are we going to do now that seeing men in metal bakinis has scared us for life?"
"I know!" Han said. "Why don't we join the remaining Sith and see what we can do?"
"Good idea!" Mara said "Although Luke may not freak as much as he would have."
"I think we should go to Dahgobah (sp) first and see what we can find from Master Yoda's cave maybe we can find something to rid the galaxy of his reighn of terror." Ackbar said.
"Yeah if you can fit into the cave." Leia muttered.
"Sorry, what was that?" Ackbar asked.
"Nothing"
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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>P-P-P-P-Post!
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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<beeurd's going to post!
It's the end of the world as we know it...fortunatly there are many planets in the Republic.>
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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On a shuttle travelling towards Mon Calamari, Mon Mothma was talking to her two guests.
"Well we've been undercover in the Imperial Remnant" Kyle Katarn said.
"Yeah, we haven't heard any new at all" added Jan Ors.
"Well, we have had some most disturbing news" Mon Mothma said, "Jedi Master Yoda has been posessed by some evil demon that was hiding in a Metal Bikini."
Kyle and Jan gasped.
"Not only that," Mon Mothma continued, "Almost the entire Republic has joined the Bikini Republic, the only exception being Mon Calamari."
"And you want us to help you, right?" Kyle asked.
"That is correct"
"So who else is with us then?" Jan asked.
TBC...
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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Mon Mothma began reeling off a list of those she knew to be on their side.
"In fact, we are off to meet Princess Leia, and Admiral Ackbar now." she said.
"Hey, I recognise that ship" Kyle said, pointing to the Punk's YT-2000 which was in the docking bay next to the one they were landing in. "I wonder if Jacen has that 50 credits he ows me..."
>DONE!
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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>beeurd's going to post!
>Don't worry, it was only a little, itty bitty teeny weeny post...
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Oct 11, 2002 8:12 PM
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<Okay, considering it's been seven hours since Beeurd said he was going to post, I'll post.>
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TheUnknown285
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After the meeting of the Jedi Order when the Punks managed to escape, all exits were sealed with armed guards in bikinis. The remaining Jedi were trapped in there and forced to endure hours of bikini modeling and other propoganda from Chief of State Yoda's Bikini Republic.
The trauma was too great for many of the Jedi. Faster than even Palpatine could imagine, Jedi fell, over and over again. In the center of the room, the fallen Jedi had made a large bonfire from their old Jedi robes. Around the bonfire, the bikini-clad Jedi danced.
Off to a corner of the room was the remaining holdouts: Raynar Thul, Ikrit, Lusa, Corran Horn, Padme, Tionne, and Kam.
<I'm sorry, I can't finish this right now. If anyone else wants to, go ahead. I just thout it was time to bring in some more Jedi characters.>
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Jaken: Say You Love Me, People
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>Pademe still's alive? Wierd...<
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Oct 11, 2002 10:51 PM
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<i think i'll post while i can...> *~*~*~Stead Nine*~*~*~ (i am stead nine, right?) 
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tahiriveila
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My eyes...my eyes...." Corran moaned, covering his face with his hands. "I've seen more of everybody than I've ever wanted to see in my entire life!"
Kam threw his hands in the air. "I give up!"
Tionne's pearl eyes widened. "No, Kam! Don't give in!"
Kam turned tortured eyes to Tionne. "I can't help it..."
Corran cringed. "Not you, too, Kam!"
Tionne covered her eyes as Kam ran to Yoda to collect his metal bikini. He ran back with a catalog- Platinum Fashions For the Fashion Conscious Jedi and bit his lower lip. "T, which should I get? Style 1004A in gold or silver, or Style 4456C in platinum? I think the platinum brings out my skin color, myself..."
Corran raised a hand away from his face, his emerald eyes closed tightly, to yank the heavy catalog and smack Kam upside the head with it. "Where is your brain, man?!"
Kam collapsed to the ground sobbing. "Oh@ What have I become?!"
Raynar looked at Corran. "We need to get out of here- fast!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Oct 11, 2002 11:57 PM
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"Who're we gonna call?" asked Tionne.
"GHOSTBUSTERS!" shouted Ikrit. Seeing the strange looks he got from the group of sane Jedi he merely shrugged. "It sounded good, didn't it?"
The clothed Jedi shrugged and nodded.
"But, seriously, we need to get out of here, before we end up...like them!" Raynar said.
Corran shuddered.
Lusa grinned. "Bob! We can call Bob!"
"Great idea!" Raynar exclaimed.
A puff of smoke appeared as soon as Lusa called him- and she shrieked in horror, seeing the metal-bikini clothed Bob.
"What? It's all the rage these days!" he defended himself.
"Lords of the Sith, nevermind!" Lusa yelled.
He disappeared in a puff of smoke, shrugging.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Oct 11, 2002 11:58 PM
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Tionne looked saddened. "This dreadful day in Jedi history deserves a ballad."
As she sat there, pensively staring into the distance, a smile crept onto her face. "I'll call it The Ballad of the Metal Bikini Clad Jedi and The Bikini Republic by Tionne."
Kam looked at her. "Oh, no, here we go again."
Tionne cleared her throat. "Way back when it all started when Master Skywalker decided he was gonna buy himself a bikini, so he went to the auctionhouse on Coruscant, the one in the little tiny corner, with the fat Gamorrean, half a block down the street from the Hackin Wookiee Cantina And Bar ?You know the place? well, anyways, life was going swell and everything was juuuust peachy!!! Except of course for the undeniable fact that Jedi Masters just don?t wear metal bikinis!! Dawwww!!! Jedi masters don?t wear bikinis!! They just don't! It drove me crazy!!!
TBC
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tahiriveila
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"And so I said to Master Skywalker, ?Hey, Master Skywalker, what?s with the metal bikinis?? And our dear sweet Jedi Master, he just looked at me like a womprat looks at an oncoming speeder. And he leaned right down next to me and he said, ?I LIKE METAL BIKINIS!? and then he ran off to Dagobah where he joined up with Master Yoda to avoid his angry wife and together they donned metal bikinis and went to Coruscant!!
That's when Mara Jade Skywalker swore that someday, someday she would get her husband outta that metal bikini and travel to a magical, far away place, where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm lomin ale, and the towels are oh so fluffy! Where the Twi?leks and the Rodians play their ukuleles all day long, and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel!
Wacka wacka, doo doo, yeah!
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tahiriveila
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C < Tionne's ballad continued... >
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before Yoda and Luke took over the election, and before Vader could get to town, they ran in the election for the Chief-Of-State and, of course, they won because Vader couldn?t get there in time. He missed it by three minutes, but it was three minutes too late, and Master Yoda had beaten him. That?s right, Yoda was Chief-of-State?
Of the Bikini Republic!
Bikini Republic!
Oh yeah. You know, I'd never been seen so many Jedi fall from the light side, but I tell ya, it was really bad... they locked us in a room and the Punks escaped and then we were forced to watch them model their metal bikinis while the fallen ones laughed maniacally at us.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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C < Tionne's Ballad continues...>
Then Kam Solusar started going whacko, and he got a catalogue, and he wanted to get a metal bikini, but he couldn?t decide which to get, the gold or the platinum or the silver , and the Punks were nowhere to be seen and there was nothing we could do! Except for me. What?d I do?
'I sat down and wrote a ballad
Cuz writing ballads is just what I do!
I wrote a ballad!
Cuz writing ballads is just what I do!
I wrote a ballad!
Cuz writing ballads is just what I do!
Ah-ha-ha-ha. Ah-ha-ha. Aahhh. So I we?re just sitting here, waiting to be rescued, and I don?t think thtat?s going to happen ever, because everybody else? going nuts, Luke, and Mara and Cilghal and Yod and Yaddle and Yaddo and even Kam is starting to lose it, so you know that?s got to be bad-?
"That's enough, Tionne!!" Kam shouted.
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tahiriveila
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<ok, in case you are all wondering, that ballad by Tionne is done to the tune of Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovich- if you haven't head that yet, i recommend it. i didn't do the whole song, that would be nuts, but his song is pure insanity...i managed to find some spare time, so i did that out of boredom,lol...i guess it's a good thing i don't get bored too often, huh?? well, i'm all done, yay, right? > *~*~*~Nine*~*~*~
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<Now I'm glad I couldn't finish that post. Take a bow, Tahiriveila. That was great!>
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>Pademe still's alive? Wierd...<
<Yeah, like Yoda, Darth Maul, Darth Vader, John, and other characters, Padme was brought back to life. However, there are two Padmes in this story: the one from the movies, and one that is Leia's daughter with the Force.>
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tahiriveila
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<hehe, thanks Unknown! > *~*~*~Stead Nine*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
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< One... Two... Three! Ready? Ok!
Gimme a U!
U!
Gimme a P!
P!
What does that spell?? UP! This up has been brought to you by the Ad Council Of The Squad For The Psychopathic Jedi Cheerleaders. (ACOTSFTPJC)
Gimme a Go!
Go!
Gimme a Psy!
Psy!
Gimme a Cho!
Cho!
Gimme a Go Psycho!
Go Psycho!
lol. I'm all done now. ;P >
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<Darth Maul is tsill alive? Was he in two halves? If so then how did he fit into his metel bikini?>
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>I just spent the last two days catching up from my absence...
>What do you get when you leave a bunch of Psychos together with the power to change the outcome of the GFFA? *shudders* A really horrible mental image. *grins* I'm so proud!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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>Wow, gone all weekend, and the story grows, maybe I'll add some more nightmares for everyone later<
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Emperor Veydar Beeurd
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>Hey everyone stopped posting...
>Well, I'd better finish of the Psycho Award preperations...
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"Listen Tionne, i really think that no one, once this is over, will want a ballad to record this. i mean it will be a bad mar against the Jedi!" said Lusa.
<short and simple>
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>Post now I shall. Confuse everyone even more will I also.<
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On Mon Calamari...
Han, Leia, Padme Amidala, Vader and Padme were all in a meeting with Ackbar when Mon Mothma walked in.
"Mon Mothma," Leia said as everyone stood. "Thank you so much for coming in this time of crisis, as you know Yoda has come back from the dead and has declared himself Chief of State of the Bikini Republic and has issued a decree that everyone must wear a metal bikini at all times. This is very disturbing, have you ever seen Luke in a bikini? I'll be scarred for life."
"I see," Mon Mothma replied as she thought.
"Mon Mothma I will not stand by and watch my family suffer," Padme stated, "as my son runs rampant around the galaxy in a bikini."
"And I will not stand by and watch my fiance suffer from the delusions brought on by that bikini," Padme Amidala stated.
Everyone just looked at the two Padme's amazed at how alike they sounded.
"What?" The Padme's asked in unison.
TBC
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"Padme?" Vader asked.
"Yes," both of them replied.
"Sorry Padme Amidala, I was talking to my wife. We've got to do something about telling you two apart."
"I knew I shouldn't have let Obi-Wan name her," Leia said. "But back to business."
"I think I have a plan," Mon Mothma stated. "You stated that the original bikini was possessed, who is wearing it right now?"
"Luke is, and I'm not going anywhere near my brother when he's dressed like that, we're having enough trouble keeping Mara from killing him. In fact she's locked in the cargo hold of the Falcon right now."
>Done<
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>Just wondering, could some one explain why Mara is locked in a cargo hold?
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ON CORUSCANT
"Oh this is going to be good!" Tahiri said.
Anakin grinned in delight at the potted plants that the punks had been strategically placing around, the now called, Bakini Palace.
"Anakin don't get to attached to the plants!" Jaina said.
Anakin glared at her and everyone else laughed.
Darth Crasanthemum found them that moment. "Ah I see we will be having an Attack of the Plants instead of Attack of the Clones! He he." he remarked.
The Punks looked at him like he was crazy. He left and the Punks went back to placing the plants. "Do we really want him to be Chief of State?" Tahiri asked.
"We all crossed our fingers when we said he could be, and besides, there's a mental hospital right across the street from here!So we shouldn't worry." Jaina told her.
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<I'm posting.>
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"Sithspawn, we have got to get out of here," Corran said. He and the others, sans the Jedi Padme who had mysteriously disappeared several minutes before.
Raynar set off to the side, mumbling to himself. "I asked to join the Punks, but nooooooo, I'm 'not cut out for Punk rock.'" He snorted. "Come on. I can play a mean xylophone, for Force-sakes. I could be wherever they were instead of in this insane place..."
"Raynar, shut up. Can't you see that Tionne is losing her grip?" Lusa said, pointing to Tionne with her arms and legs wrapped Kam, preventing him for joining the Bikini-side.
TBC...
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Unknown? Are you going to finish posting? Otherwise I've got an idea..>
0))) Commander (((0
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"Well, despite your not wanting to confront your brother about this, it appears be the only option we have." said Mon Mothma.
Leia groaned.
"Hey," said Han, "It's not that bad. I'm sure Admiral Ackbar and Mon Mothma will scare some sense into him!"
Leia still looked doubtful.
" We must go to Courscant and speak with your brother about this," said Ackbar. "Besides, if we can't get him to change his mind, I'm sure his wife will!"
TBC
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Vader and the two Padme's snickered. They could pretty well imagine what Mara would do to Luke.
With the decision reached rather quickly,
the group left for Coruscant within the hour.
Admiral Ackbar and Mon Mothma followed the Falcon en route to Coruscant.
Han and Leia were in the cockpit, listening to Vader and Padme (his wife) playng a rather noisy game of
dejarik on the hologram table against the other Padme.
" I wonder who made a bad move this time?!" Han asked as a fresh burst of shouting issued from the passenger compartment.
"Well, I know I didn't!" murmured Leia as she slid over to sit on Han's lap. Han smiled and kissed her.
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Finally, they reached Coruscant. Han set the Falcon down in the Solo's docking bay. The admiral was given permission to set down in the adjoining bay.
After disembarking, the group headed towards the Solo's appartments.
After all, it had been a long trip, and they were all pretty hungry.
"Nice place you've got here!" commented Ackbar as he toured the Solo's home.
"Admiral, you've been here before!" said Leia.
"I have? Oh yeah...that's right, I have, haven't I?" replied the admiral.
Mon Mothma looked at Ackbar worriedly.
"I'm alright," he assured her. " I'm just so hungry, I could eat a Dewback!"
"Actually," said Han , emerging from the kitchen, "we're having Dewback ribs tonight!"
The admiral's fish-like face changed into a fish-like expression of glee.
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After a meal of Dewback ribs, everyone decided that it was time to concentrate on what they'd come back to Coruscant for.
Naturally, no one wanted to do it.
"Here's Luke's address" said Leia, showing Vader a piece of flimsy as he statred up the Solo's airspeeder.
"Everybody ready? Good! I'll get Mara and we'll be all set then !" said Han.
"Why didn't you give Mara any dinner?!" asked Mon Mothma with alarm.
"It'll help our cause - for the better!" said Leia.
Han returned, with a very irritable Mara in tow. They both got into the airspeeder, and Vader took off.
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The airspeeder arrived at the Skywalker appartments in minutes.
Vader set the speeder down outside on the landing pad, and everyone got out.
Mara seemed especially eager to lead the way.
The group walked up to the doors to the pad. They were both locked, and the security function was activated. Luckily, Luke hadn't thought (which was common) about them bringing Mara along with them.
Mara quickly over-rode the codes and the group stepped inside.
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Luke was playing music of some kind so loud, Leia swore she could feel the air pressure change with each beat.
Han and Leia led the way, with Mara right behind them.
They stopped infront of the doors leading to the entertainment room. The music was much louder in this area.
"I've got a bad feeling about this!" said Han and Leia simultaneously.
Mara just gave an evil grin.
Leia pressed the controls of the door and it slid open, revealing the outlandish spectacle before everyone's eyes.
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Music was thundering from the speakers in the wall.
Luke was in the middle of the room, wearing only the metal bikini, prancing around and singing along with the music.
"I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my, uh! uh! uh! uh!" sang Luke, adding what he believed were masculine grunting noises.
Leia felt sick. Mon Mothma looked flabbergasted. Han could only shake his head, as Ackbar gawked at the spectacle before him. Both Padme's were horrified, and Vader had begun to hyperventilate.
Mara needed no prodding to react.
"LUKE!!" she yelled angrily.
Her shout caused Luke to notice his visitors for the first time, and a look of sheer terror appeared on the Jedi Master's face.
<Done!>
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<Sorry about not finishing my post. I had to go to the funeral home. When I got home, I was too tired to do anything. I'll finish later today.
No one mess with the Jedi group. Okay? Thanks.>
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<Sorry to hear about that Unknown. We won't mess with the Jedi group.......much!>
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"Um, Anakin I have a sudden feeling we need to be at the Skywalker apartment." Jaina said.
"And why would that be?" Anakin asked.
"With our family, who knows?" Jaina replied and started leading the punks to the Skywalker apartment.
SKYWALKER APARTMENT
The punks walked into the scene at the Skywalker apartment... and turned right back around.
As they were walking out of the complex Jaina said, "I think I'm going to stick to planting plants."
"Hey guys, before we go back to planting I pickled some of the left over evil Kyp on the ship, want some?" Tahiri asked.
"Sure!" everyone said, and set off towards the ship.
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When the frozen look of terror finally vanished from Luke's face he took off like a Hutt at the start of an eating contest. He headed for the nearest window andjumped out of it into a waiting landspeeder.
It took Mon Mothma the longest to recover from that terrible sight, and when she did she raced over to the comm and pulled off some magic by calling in some favors. "There she said when she got off of the phone, I've put out an APB on Luke's landspeeder and dissued orders for him to be taken to an underground hospital. At the hospital he will undergo mental retraining to get him out of the bikini."
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As everyone awaited the call saying that Luke was in custody, Padme Amidala took off looking for Wes, she had a few choice words for him. After hours of searching she found a very scary sight.
Wes was in the Rogue Squadron hangar, in the cockpit of his X-Wings, singing very loudly.
"Oh I'm flyin' an X-Wing,
Flyin' a big old X-Wing
Finger to the trigger hope I don't run out of luck
Cruisn' through hyperspace until the break of dawn
Flyin' an X-Wing with my metal bikini on!"
"JANSON!!" Padme Amidala screamed at the top of her voice. "YOU GET OUT OF THAT X-WING RIGHT THIS MINUTE AND PUT SOME NORMAL CLOTHES ON OR YOU'LL MEET THE WRONG END OF MY LIGHTSABER!!"
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Wes jumped a mile high. He wrapped his cloak around himself and started running for the door so Padme Amidala used the force and knocked him out. Continuing to use the force she levitated him and took him back to the Skywalker apartement, to wait to find out where they were taking Uncle Luke so that she could sign Wes up at the same time.
>Done<
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Everyone was sick again as Padme Amidala brought the unconscious Wes into the apartment.
Mara proceeded to destroy his cloak and get him into a flightsuit before Padme Amidala even got settled.
They all watched the holonews for any news on Luke and gasped in horror as they saw him dancing in a club with pictures of Leia on the wall.
"Mom??" Padme Amidala asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"Not now Padme, let's go take care of your Uncle first."
They all headed to the seedy lower levels of Couruscant, sticking to the shadows because they were in violation of the Bikini Republic dress code.
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They found Luke on stage in the Heavy Metal Bar doing a VERY disturbing dance.
"That does it!" Mara told the others as she headed toward the stage. She looked at Padme Amidala and Leia and nodded and the bar lit up with the lights of 3 lightsabers igniting at once.
When Luke heard the snap-hiss of the lightsabers he stopped in his tracks as he saw the feral looks on the faces of his wife, sister, and niece. Luke tried to run but the three women surrounded him and tackled him, knocking him unconscious.
After they dragged Luke out of the bar, making sure to hit his head on as many cracks as possible, Mara and Padme Amidala levitatated Luke and Wes down to the freaky-horror movie-looking hospital building.
Luke and Wes were dumped uncerimoniously on the floor inside of the building, and Mara, the Solo's, Mon Mothma, Ackbar and Padme Amidala all left, not wanting to hear the screams of their loved ones when they regained consciousness.
>Done<
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An hour later the Punks went in seach of there family. They found them where they had left them, in the Skywalker apartment. Everyone was asleep on the floor.
"Hi." Jaina said as they walked through the door.
Nobody answered her. "I SAID HI!" Jaina shouted.
"Wa?" Leia said waking up with the others at Jaina's shouts.
"Jaina relax." Zekk said.
"What's happen'en? (sp)" Anakin asked.
"Were waiting to see.." Mara started to explain but was interupted by the buzzing of the com.
There was a mad dash for the com. center and in the end Mara won because she waited while everyone was busy kicking or punhing anyone in thier path to the com. system.
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When Mara answered the com. a person from the underground hospital started talking really fast.
"Slow down!" Mara roared into the com.
"Sorry Ma'm um... I was just trying to figure out how to tell you this..."
"Tell me what?"
"Well...your husband and his friend... they sort of escaped."
"WHAT?! Do you know where they are?" Mara asked, getting angryer by the moment.
"No."
"DID JUST YOU TELL ME NO?"
"No." the attendent was on the edge of tears.
"Than what did you just say?"
"I don't know! Your confusing me! MAMA!" the attendant cried.
Then there was a burst of static
as the com. link presumable hit the floor. By this time everyone was gathered around the com. center.
"Don't you think you were a little harsh?" Leia asked, but Mara was already out the door.
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<Okay, I'm gonna finish my post from a few days ago.>
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"Corran, I can't hold him much longer," Tionne said with a desperate tone in her voice. "Ikrit is weakening, too." To her left, the little rabbit-looking Jedi was being held back by Lusa's hoof.
"I know that, we have to..."
"This isn't happening," a voice screamed from behind him. Corran turned around.
"What?" he asked the man behind him.
"This isn't happening," he reiterated.
"And you would be..."
"I am Super-Annoying-Canon-Purist-Man. It is my sole purpose in life to suck all the fun out of Star Wars and annoy people in the process with my endless ranting about what they should see as canon.
Corran turned back to the other Jedi, but SACPM wouldn't stop, "None of this is happening."
"It most certainly is happening," Corran said.
"No it's not. You were never born and you were never born and you and you...," he said, pointing out each of the Jedi.
"Let's just ignore him," Lusa said to her comrades, "Maybe he'll go away."
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"I heard that. I'm tired of everyone ignoring me," said SACPM. With that, he went into a tantrum that distracted even the Jedi Bikini Order.
The front door of the Jedi Temple burst open. In stepped two scrubs from the Myrkr Mental Hospital. "How did he get all the way here?" one scrub asked.
"How should I know, you're the one who let him go when Mon Mothma left."
"Hey, it's not my fault."
"Whatever. Anyways, let's get him."
"No, you can't take me back. I can't complete my life's work on the mental hospital. Noooooooo," SACPM cried as he was dragged out of the temple.
"Oooookay," Raynar said. Then, realizing the window of opportunity this left open, screamed, "Let's go."
So, they went...fast. In fact, a throng of touring Ewoks was crushed under the stampede.
"WAIT!!" Corran screamed. He went back to the gooey Ewok remains and scraped them up. "I plan to get thoroughly intoxicated after this ordeal and I need a base."
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After Corran finished, he and the other Jedi contined running towards the lower levels of Coruscant. When they reached a safe area, they stopped to rest.
"Are we safe yet?" Kam asked Tionne.
"Yes, and they'll never hurt you again."
DONE
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> *sighs*
> I suppose we'd better start winding up, and unconfusing this...
> So in other words:
> I'm posting, I'm posting, La La La, I'm posting!
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Darth Crysanthemum walked into the apartment.
"Is Darth Vader here?" he asked.
Leia looked around and realised her father was not there.
"Hey Han, where'd dad go?" She asked.
"Oh," Han said, "he said he was going for a ride over to Alderaan"
"Oh" said Leia. She turned to the giant plant that was standing in the doorway. "I guess you'll find him on Alderaan"
"Then I must go!" The potted plant said. And with that he headed off to his ship, the Weedkiller.
"What do you suppose that was about?" Leia asked.
Han just shrugged.
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Several hours later, Darth Crysanthemum landed at "Uncle Vader's Health Spa" and walked up to the main office.
Darth Vader was there to greet the former Dark Plant of the Sith. "What can I do for you? Leaf trim? Petal waxing?"
"No, I'm here on business, I'm afraid, Darth Vader" Crysanthemum replied.
"Please, It's Uncle Vader now, I want to loose the scarey image, I even have a new suit in production" Vader replied
"Ah, I see" said Darth Crysanthemum, "So will you be returning to your job as Chief of State, once this terrifying crisis is over?"
"No, I've retired from politics" Uncle Vader explained, "I'm moving here to Alderaan to run this Health Spa. It's just so relaxing here."
"But what about the Bikini crisis?" Crysanthemum said, worried.
"I've managed to persuade Alderaan to go back to normal, so the bikini's won't bother me here."
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"So If I were wanting to be the next Chief of State...?"
"Go ahead, I don't want the job back" said Vader.
"Thank you for your time." Darth Crysanthemum said, and he heded back to the Weedkiller.
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"So all we have to do, is destroy the original metal bikini?" Anakin asked.
"Yes." said Mara. Han and Leia had tied her to a chair to stop her going off on a murderous rampage to catch Luke.
"But that seems too easy..." Anakin said.
"Uncle Luke's still wearing it, little brother." Jaina said.
"Oh, that makes more sense." agreed Anakin.
>DONE!
>Well there you go, I started sorting thinhs out, in a strange and twistied way...
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Mara reached out with the Force and found her husband and Wes hiding in a cave on Dagobah. She ran towards the Sabre with Padme Amidala on her tail.
"When I get ahold of Wes," Padme Amidala muttered under her breath. She was feeling dangerously close to the Dark Side.
As they launched the Sabre they caught site of the Punks on the Idiot's Array. Mara opened up a comm channel to them and told them to follow her to Dagobah. She was in a homicidal rage.
"Aunt Mara," Anakin spoke up over the comm, "Darth Chrysthanthamum said that if we destroy the original bikini, the one Uncle Luke is wearing, everything will return to normal."
"Hmmm, for once something actually makes sense in this galaxy. My husband will not be in a good mood when I get done with him."
"Neither will Wes, Aunt Mara, neither will Wes."
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Through the trip through hyperspace Mara and Padme Amidala did something civilized. They planned Padme Amidala and Wes's wedding.
"There's something soothing about doing this," Mara said. "This is going to be a beautiful wedding."
Just then the hypserspace alert sounded and Mara took the controls to land them on Dagobah.
Upon landing the Punks, Padme Amidala, and Mara all headed for the cave where Mara sensed Luke. All of the Jedi ignited their lightsabers and headed into the cave.
Inside of the cave they saw Luke and Wes dancing around a fire in their metal bikinis. Being the strongest one in the Force, Padme Amidala stopped both of the frozen in their tracks. The looks of horror on their faces were priceless.
Mara warned everyone to close their eyes, what she was about to do was not for the weak of heart. She reached out with the Force and destroyed the bikini while Luke was still wearing it.
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Padme Amidala released the force grip that she held on the two. She had to watch the entire thing to maintain her grip, and now she felt sick to her stomach. She hurried and covered Wes with a cloak.
Mara on the other hand wasn't feeling so generous. She marched Luke naked back to the Sabre. When the Punks opened their eyes and saw their Uncle naked, again, they all vomited into the swamp.
"Um guys, can Wes and I ride with you back to Alderann? I don't want to see what Aunt Mara is going to do to Uncle Luke, I don't think it's going to be pretty."
"Sure sis," Jacen replied. "We just gained a sister we should spend some time meeting her. We just have to send a message to Chief of State Chrysthemum first, let him know that the galaxy is safe from bikini's once again."
>Done<
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"Disturbing this is" Yoda was saying.
"Want to see a bikini ever again I do not!" cried Yaddo.
"Worry, you should not, son," Yaddle said, "Get married your father and I will, then go back to Dagobah we all will."
"I am glad to see that this crisis is over at least" Chief of State Crysanthemum said.
"Look forward to many years of peace we do" Yoda replied.
Crysanthemum nodded his head in agreement.
Suddenly though, the door of the Chief of State's office burst open and a large bush stood in the doorway.
"No!" yelled Crysanthemum.
"What the Sith!?" cried Yaddo, recieving a stern glare from his mother, Yaddle.
"Yes it is I!" The bush said menacingly.
"I thought you were dead!" said Chrysanthemum.
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"No, my apprentice, it seems you did not cut off all of my roots, and I have spent the last 300 years growing back to my former glory." said the Dark Plant of the Sith.
"It can't be!" Yoda gasped.
"Master Yoda, we meet again!" The bush said.
"You've met before?" Chrysanthemum asked.
"Yes, I met Darth Elderberries, when I was still studying at the Jedi Temple." Yoda explained, "Much anger I sensed in him."
"Nice," said Darth Elderberries, "But now I shall take over the galaxy at last!"
Yoda, Yaddle and Chrysanthemum drew their lightsabers, and the evil Sith drew his two double bladed lightsabers.
Yaddo hid underneath a desk and peeked out to watch the fight.
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Yaddo and Yoda split up and lept up towards Elderberries' weapons.
Crysanthemum reached for his second lightsaber and stood in front of his former master, sheilding the two smaller Jedi Masters from attacks.
A recorded announcement called over the Palace intercom: "You are remind that weapons are prohibited inside the Imperial Palace. Please put down your weapons, or security will be called"
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>Okay, I got to go now, but I'll be back later to finish this off.
>If you leave the characters I have just posted about alone until then, I'll never prod you again.
>If you have to post, then just do the other characters.
>Thank you.
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Darth Elderberries swung his sabers around, and Yoda somersaulted over the top of the attacking bush and neatly sliced of a few branches at the back.
"You will pay for that!" Elderberries cried, and moved round to attack Yoda.
Yaddo moved over to the comlink built into the Chief of State's desk. "A gardener we need in the Chief of State office!" he yelled frantically.
Crysanthemum worked furiously at the spinning saber pointing at him, and suddenly had an idea.
"Pollen Spray!" he yelled, and pollen from his flowers sprayed towards the Sith Plant.
"Noooooo!" screamed the bush, and he started sneezing violently.
"Bush with pollen alergy? Strange this is." Yaddle commented.
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Just then the gardener burst in, and the sneezing was enough to distrect the Dark Plant of the Sith just long enough to let him pour weedkiller straight onto the bush's roots.
Darth Elderberries, realised too late what they were doing, but managed to decapitate the poor gardener.
"I hate being an expendable extra" The gardener managed to say before being cut off by the dying bush's interuption.
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