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Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 12:29 PM » Reply >me post< Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 12:33 PM » Reply Threepio walked into the cantina wearing the metal bikini. Everyone screamed in horror. Everyone that is except Luke. Using the force Luke put everyone to sleep and wrestled the metal bikini off of Threepio. He quickly stripped off his own clothes and out the bikini back on. They think they got me he thought, well I'll show them. Right as Luke was about to wake everyone back up, Master Yoda walked in. "Enough of this, I have had," Yoda told Luke. "Come to Dagobah with me you will." TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 12:39 PM » Reply "Dagobah go with you I will not!" Luke yelled at the little Jedi Master. "Have me talking like this now you do." As Luke yelled at Yoda, the entire Skywalker/Solo family woke up and started screaming in horror again before they all passed out from the frightening sight. "Enough of this I have had," Yoda repeated. He used the force and knocked Luke unconscious, and then proceded to load him in the cargo hold of his ship, Machine Green. Before leaving, Yoda made sure to wipe everyone's memories of the horrendous event and implanted the suggestion that Luke decided that he needed more Jedi training and was therefore on Dagobah. >Done< *~~~~~Cadet 1~~~~~* TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 284 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 3:22 PM » Reply <Quick post.> beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 3:25 PM » Reply >LOL this is soooo funny! >I have to post now! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 3:42 PM » Reply Yoda and Luke arrived on Dagobah. Luke was still unconcious, but Yoda had managed to get Luke changed into sensible clothes. "A Jedi needs not these things..." he muttered as he walked over to the fire to melt it away forever. But then he thought about last time Yaddle came around to his hut, and decided to lock it away in his secret vault of forbidden treasures. "No bikini for you" Yoda said o Luke as the Jedi woke up. "Bikini?" Luke said. "Yes, yes." Yoda said. "Bikini gone it is. No longer have it you do." "I don't have a bikini" Luke said, genuinly confused. "Bought it from action, you did." Yoda reminded him, "Worn by Leia at Jabba's Palace it was." Luke just stared blankly. "Master Yoda, have you gone nuts?" he said eventually. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 3:42 PM » Reply "Me? Nuts?" Yoda exclaimed. "Pah! See me wearing metal bikini you do not." "Well I don't wear it either. I havn't even seen it for years!" Luke told Yoda. Yoda hobbled over to his vault and got the bikini out. Suddenly Luke lept forward for the bikini, and Yoda quickly shut it away again. "What happened?" Luke said. "Mystical powers this bikini has." Yoda realised. "When see it you do, become someone else you do. Investigate this we must." >DONE! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 284 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 3:43 PM » Reply Luke blinked groggily as he came to. He was in Yoda's ship. That didn't surprise him for the ride from Hoth to Dagobah was painfully long. So, the ride from Coruscant to Dagobah would be even longer. What did surprise him was the fact that he still dressed in his metal bikini. From the cabin, Luke could hear Yoda grunting and cursing something. Luke knew Yoda was up to something, which had him worried. Finally, Yoda walked into the cargo bay wearing an encompassing Jedi robe. Luke screamed and starting squirming. "No! I won't do anymore training!" "SILENCE!" Yoda roared (And when Yoda roars, you better stop.) "Want you to train more, I do not. Cover that was. My true reason for bringing you is, you to join me in my new jedi order, I want." With that, Yoda opened his robe. Luke gasped. Yoda was wearing a metal bikini, too. DONE [==Stead_Ten==] beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 3:46 PM » Reply >On second thoughts I'll carry on :D -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 284 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 3:52 PM » Reply <Okay, so which post are we going with?> beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 3:59 PM » Reply Luke and Yoda did some research for a few hours, before Yoda decided that he needed extra help. He walked over to his comm-room to send a transmission to his good friend Yaddle. A blue hologram of the familiar looking Jedi Master appeared in front of Yoda. "Good, it is to hear from you again." Yaddle said. "Good, to see you too, it is." Replied Yoda, "A problem I have, Mystical Bikini I have discovered." "Help, do you need?" Yaddle asked "Like help, I would." Yoda said. "Like nothing I have seen before it is" "Come and help you, I will" said Yaddle. "Long, will it take you?" asked Yoda. "Not long, will it take." Yaddle said, "On my way already I am. Something to tell you I do." "Important is it?" asked Yoda. "Yes." Yaddle said seriously, "Of great importance it is." "See you later I will." Yoda said, and then he shut down the comm-channel. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 4:13 PM » Reply About half an hour later Yaddle's ship, Jolly Green Giant, landed next to Yoda's hut. "What is this thing of importance, hmm?" Yoda asked Yaddle as she came through the door. "Yoda, remember last year when stay here I did?" "Remember well, I do" Yoda said chuckling. "Like you to meet someone I would." Yaddle said, helping a small green kid through. "Our son, he is." Yoda stared, unsure of what to say. "Yaddo, his name is" Yoda just stared speachless. "Well." Luke said in the background. "Master Yoda, you dark horse." "Quiet you will be." Yaddle snapped at the human. Luke kept quiet as the little one, Yodda, levitated him out the window. "The Force is strong with him" Yoda commented, as Luke was heard to land in a slimey mudhole. >DONE! >HEHE -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 4:15 PM » Reply >Oops! Mistake I have spotted! >Should be: Luke kept quiet as the little one, Yaddo, levitated him out the window. -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 4:17 PM » Reply >Now I'm posting, soley because I had 999 posts. > 1000th post! YAY! >This announcement was sponsored by Blended Kyp - Blending our way to better Jedi Order. -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 4:30 PM » Reply >Oh ###. >Sorry Unknown... I didn't even see you... >No we have a problem... -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 6:09 PM » Reply >Okay - FIRST: Unknown's post goes where he said "quick post" >SECOND: the following needs to go onto the end of it. Suddenly the world went foggy, and Luke woke up. It was just a dream! Luke thought Or was it a prmonition? But it didn't really matter just then, because they had arrived at Dagobah, and Yoda had somehow managed to get Luke changed into something sensible. > THIRD: The first bit of my post needs changing to: "A Jedi needs not these things..." Yoda muttered as he walked over to the fire to melt the bikini away forever. But then he thought about last time Yaddle came around to his hut, and decided to lock it away in his secret vault of forbidden treasures. "No bikini for you" Yoda said to Luke as the Jedi watched him shuffle about. "Bikini?" Luke said. >And everything from there is as normal. > Confused? Good. No really, as long as the editor doesn't get confused it should be alright in the end... -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 8:07 PM » Reply >Add to the confusion will I< Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 8:13 PM » Reply Back on Coruscant... The remainder of the Skywalker/Solo family slowly regained consciousness from Yoda's enforced nap. Leia looked to the door in the cantina and gasped in suprise. No it couldn't be! Jaina looked to where Leia was looking and was shocked. The person there looked very similar to her mother and grandmother and was in the doorway. "Excuse me," said the unknown female, "is Leia Organa here?" "I'm Leia Organa Solo, why are you looking for me?" "Don't you remember me? I'm Padme Amidala Leia Skywalker Organa Solo Kenobi. I'm your daughter." When Leia heard that she fainted away again. TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 8:17 PM » Reply C As Leia returned to the world again she saw her entire family standing above her. "Leia, is she really your daughter?" Han asked, "and if so, why didn't you tell me?" "Well Han, it's a kind of complicated thing. It's a long story. As you know father was born of the force, so was Padme Amidala. I found out that I was with child when I was rather young. It was a very dangertous time for Jedi children. Obi-wan Kenobi took Padme Amidala when she was born and hid her where she'd be safe, then he removed my memory of her, with the condition that when it was safe for Jedi again, that I would remember her. I've had no idea where my 1st born daughter has been for 30 years." "Can I tell my story now Mother?" TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 8:21 PM » Reply C "Of course dear," Leia replied. "When Obi-wan took me away he took me to Dagobah to stay with Master Yoda. I was protected on Dagobah and then spent time onboard different ships during the rebellion after Master Yoda died. During this time I met a very far removed cousin of Obi-wan's and we were married, but he recently died. I heard rumor that Mother was on Couruscant so I traveled here." "Well, this is a wonderful suprise! I'm so glad to be with you again Padme Amidala! I've missed you so much and I'vehad no idea where to find you! Welcome back to the family!" Leia excitedly told Padme Amidala. TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 8:26 PM » Reply C "Now I have one question. Does anybody know where Wes Janson is?" Padme Amidala Skywalker Organa Solo Kenobi asked her new, and large family. "What?!?! Wait a minute!" Jaina exclaimed. "What do you want with a clown like Janson?" "It's fairly simple Jaina, that is your name right? OK good. When I spent all of that time on the Rebellion warships, I spent a lot of time with the fighter piolots, I'm a fairly good pilot myself, and Wes and I became very close friends. I promised him that I'd find him as soon as I could after I left the fleet and was married." >Done< *~~~~~Cadet 1~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 8:00 AM » Reply >Continue with this confusion I will, too tired last night I was to add more< Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 8:17 AM » Reply "Wait a minute." Han said, "I'm confused, somebody give me a blended kyp then I might be able to think clearly about this." Jacen gave Han a BK and looked puzzled at his new sister. He felt a sudden urge to drink. Padme Amidala was busy playing with Allie and Allie and didn't notice her Grandfather behind her until she heard heavy breathing. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed as she jumped a mile high. "Oh Grandpa, it's just you," and she gave him a big hug. "OK I think I'm starting to understand now," Han stated as he finished his second can of BK. "The only thing I don't get is why your name is so long." "Oh that's easy, Master Yoda wanted me to know my full heritage so he always kept me notified of what was happening with family members. Mom, I knew when you married Dad. Han is it ok for me to call you Dad?" "Sure" TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 8:21 AM » Reply C "So anyways, I kept changing my name to fit the family status. I am also fully trained in the use of the force so my full name and title is Padme Amidala Leia Skywalker Organa Solo Kenobi, Jedi Master." "Wow try saying that while sober," Anakin said as he drained a bottle of Orange Glo. "So now could you please tell me where Wes is, so that I can see my long lost love again." Padme Amidala asked her family. TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 8:26 AM » Reply C "Sure sis, I'll take you over to Starfighter Command, that's where Wes should be," Jaina told her sister. "I'm so glad to have another girl in the family anyways, now I have someone else on my side against the gruesome twosome." Jaina and Padme Amidala took the first speeder that they could find over to Starfighter Command and who was walking out of the door? Wes Janson. "Wes!!!" Padme Amidala yelled, and was out of the speeder before Jaina had stopped it and was hugging Wes. >Done< *~~~~~Cadet 1~~~~~* MJade2005 Total Posts: 415 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 11:03 AM » Reply <My Post> MJade2005 Total Posts: 415 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 11:07 AM » Reply Vader watched Padme hug Wes. "what about me?" he asked. padme turned around. "Vader, what could i do with a living machne man?" "What is that supposed to mean?" "Ummmm...." said Jiana. "WHAT?" yelled Vader. "I think we'll be leaving you 3 alone." said Jiana hastly as the Solos, skywalkers and Punks left. "Now what's wrong with me being a machine? it's all Obi-Wan's fault. If he had just noticed that i had grown up none of this would have happened." "yeah sure." said Padme, who really wasn't paying any attention as she and Wes were trying to escape Vader's ranting. "And then you go and leave me. Why?" No answer. "Padme?!?!" Again no answer. "Arghhhhhhhhh." <tbc> MJade2005 Total Posts: 415 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 11:11 AM » Reply Vader started to mutter things under his breath that can't be put on the screen. " bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep ." Wes and Padme had (as you have figured out by now) ran while Vader stood there ranting. Of course Padme and Wes had thought they were only outta danger. because when they rounded a corner and saw a troupe of Luke insta-clones in Metal Bikinis. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they both yelled. <Done> .//. Stead 07 .//. The Invisible Ana Total Posts: 2688 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 11:15 AM » Reply <Umm MJade, the Padme Amidala who was hugging Janson is Leia's illegit daughter, named after her grandmother. Not the one Vader's married to.> Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 11:41 AM » Reply >yeah MJade this is Padme Amidala Leia Skywalker Organa Solo Kenobi, a child of the force like Lord Vader was< beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 11:44 AM » Reply >I'm going to post after this confusion is sorted okay... >In the mean time, nobody mention the Vader re-election campain or anything. >Thanks -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- princessjedi75 Total Posts: 966 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 1:16 PM » Reply <where did this padme come from> ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1281 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 2:11 PM » Reply <Mjade, I'm sorry to do this, but do to the fact that you mixed up your information, you're post must be ignored.> *~* XO *~* beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 2:39 PM » Reply >I presume that means it's sorted out... >I AM POSTING -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1281 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 2:43 PM » Reply <everyone...expect confusion!> beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 2:54 PM » Reply Back on Dagobah, Luke managed to get dried off, and came back into Yoda's hutt. "Join us, you will" Yoda said. Luke gasped in shock - the three green Jedi were wearing metal bikinis! "Comfortable, these are." Yaddo commented. Luke willingly picked up the bikini and proudly put it back on. So my premonition was true! Luke thought. "Where to now Master?" Luke asked. "To Chief of State elections, we will go." Yoda said. "Soon the Jedi Bikini Order will control the galaxy!" Yaddle added. "Where did all the bikinis come from?" asked Luke. Yoda shuffled over to a dorr and opened it - inside was a huge bikini factory. "Bikinis of all sizes we make in there" Yoda old him "Everyone will wear one soon, they will." TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 3:01 PM » Reply "Then we must hurry," Luke said, "if we are to reach the elections in time!" The 4 members of the newly formed Jedi Bikini Order headed towards the secret Star Destroyer which was buried beneath Dagobah's surface, the Green Bikini, and headed for Coruscant. --------- Vader's comlink beeped. "Chief of State Vader speaking" he said. His secretary seemed quite destressed. "TODAY?!?!" Vader screamed "Oh Sith-spitting Sithy-spit! You could have reminded me sooner!" Everyone was looking with concern at vader. "What is it?" Leia asked "The Chief of State elections are on now! I need to get to Coruscant!" he cried. "We'll take you" said The Punks ------------ Several hours later, the final results were being read out. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 3:10 PM » Reply "Because of the absence of Chief of State Vader," the speaker announced, "we will have to presume he is no longer running for election..." Vader raced through the corridors and eventually made it to the Senate Chamber. "...therefore, the only other candidate for election is our new Chief of State" "NOOOOOOOO!!!" Vader wailed. A small figure stepped up on a few boxes to the podium. "As my first act as Chief of State," Yoda said, "I will hand out free metal bikinis to everyone present today" There were cheers from all over the senate, and Vader staggered away in shock. "Feel free to take as many shipments as you wish back to your homeworld" Yoda continued. "Also, from this day on, the Imperial Republic will be known as the Bikini Rebublic!" At this point Vader just collapsed. >DONE! >The Jedi Bikini Order was TheUnknown's idea, but I took it one step further :D -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Jaken Ohwbraun (A Shamed One) Total Posts: 1637 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 3:12 PM » Reply GO beeurd!!! J/K beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 3:16 PM » Reply >Hmm... I totally forgot to speak like Yoda there.... -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 4:15 PM » Reply Hey, Jaken Ohwbraun, do you read this often or did you just pop in to taunt me ;) -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 5:05 PM » Reply >OK I'm going to add to the confusion again< Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 5:17 PM » Reply Wes and Padme Amidala's reunion was interrupted by Wedge running out. "Janson! You're out of uniform!" Wedge bellowed at Wes. Wes and Padme Amidala looked at Wedge and screamed in horror at the sight of Wedge in a metal bikini. "General?!?!?! You say I'm out of uniform, have you looked at what you're wearing?" "Yes I have Janson, and according to Cheif of State Yoda, this is the official uniform of the Bikini Republic." "Bikin Republic?" Padme Amidala asked in the confusion, "I have to go see Master Yoda. Darling can you get me there?" "Sure Padme Amidala, just let me get into this hideous uniform first. I can't beleive I'm wearing this thing. Master Yoda has a lot to explain. Do I look alright in this outfit dear?" Wes asked as he changed into his new uniform. "Do I show too much skin in this thing?" TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 5:30 PM » Reply C Wedge, Wes, and Padme Amidala rushed towards Imperial Palace and towards the Cheif of State's apartments. They rushed in unnanounced. "Master Yoda!" Padme Amidala exclaimed. "It's so great to see you again!" She scooped down and hugged the bikini clad Jedi Master. "Nice to see you it is, Padme Amidala. Seen you in a long time I have not. Meet my son Yaddo you must." "Cute he is Master Yoda. Stop this bikini nonsense at once you must. Revolting my fiance looks in a bikini. Same goes for General Antilles." "Think about it I will," Master Yoda replied. >Done< *~~~~~Cadet 1~~~~~* Anakin's Blondie Total Posts: 325 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 5:55 PM » Reply "Oh, Anakin, I love you and all, but that stupid Jedi stuff has gone to far. Take it orleave it, but also take the risk of me leaving you." Padme fumed, her brown eyes flaming with hurt. "Fine, goodbye!" Anakin replies haughtily. Marching away he marries a Twi'lek and therfore she gives birth to Nolaa Tarkona! Aaaaaagghh! The galaxy is in ruins all because of PADME!! Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 7:00 PM » Reply >Um Anakin's Blondie, that doesn't exactly fit in with the story AT ALL.< Bad furday: Uncombed Total Posts: 621 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 8:37 PM » Reply "Wait a minute," said Wedge "where's Wes?" Everyone looked around. "Here Janson appears to be not." stated Yoda. Padme looked suspiciously under the floor rug. Yaddo ran to the refrigerator. He opened the door , peered inside, and then returned to the others. "In the refrigerator Janson is not! " said Yaddo. TBC Bad furday: Uncombed Total Posts: 621 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 8:55 PM » Reply " Why think Wes was in the refrigerator did you?" asked Yoda. "A Westinghouse refrigerator it was." replied Yaddo. "Get it? A Wes-tinghouse!" Yoda buried his face in his hands. Wedge groaned. This kid was nearly as bad as Janson. Just then, Janson made a grand entrance, complete with trumpeting fanfare. Wedge turned to look....and saw a sight that was horrifyingly predictable for Janson. TBC Bad furday: Uncombed Total Posts: 621 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 9:15 PM » Reply Janson came strutting into the room...but he was not wearing the standard metal bikini. Instead, he was wrapped up in a cloak that Wedge found all too familiar. It was the same cloak Wes had bought at Adumar. The cloak showed many images of Janson on its holoscreens. This time though, the Jansons had all linked arms, and were line dancing while wearing metal bikinis. Wedge shook his head and covered his eyes in despair. "Totally awesome that is!" cried Yaddo. Janson grinned. "Yub yub Commander!" >Done< 0))) Commander (((0 beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 3, 2002 10:17 PM » Reply >lmao! >This stuff makes a good read at 6am! -=-=-= Sead Two =-=-=- Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 4, 2002 12:25 PM » Reply >I can't resist< *~~~~~Cadet 1~~~~~* ShadowRikaRogueNine Total Posts: 1554 Date Posted: Oct 4, 2002 12:26 PM » Reply haha... That's Janson. Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 4, 2002 12:39 PM » Reply Luke ran in from another room and sopped when he saw Janson. "Wes, I love that cloak! I need to have one like it! Where did you get that?" "Uncle Luke, snap out of it man!" Padme Amidala yelled at her uncle. "Um who are you?" Luke asked her. "I'm Padme Amidala Leia Skywalker Organa Solo Kenobi, Jedi Master and your niece. Now get out of that bikini, and into some normal clothes or I'll go get Aunt Mara." "Out of regulation clothing your are Padme Amidala, change into bikini you must." Yoda told her. "No Master Yoda, you cannot force me into something like that." "Well Luke, if you want to take a trip to Adumar with me, I'll get you a cloak like this and we can get pictures of you on it," Wes told Luke. And with that Luke and Wes took off to Adumar. <Done> *~~~~~Cadet 1~~~~~* TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 284 Date Posted: Oct 4, 2002 2:37 PM » Reply <I think I'll post.> TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 284 Date Posted: Oct 4, 2002 3:35 PM » Reply After Luke and Wes left for Adumar, a meeting of the Jedi order was called. Many of the Jedi Knights and Masters were completely oblivious to the recent decree by Cheif of State Yoda. So, they were not prepared to see Yoda and Yaddle arm and arm dressed in skimpy bikinis. TBC... TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 284 Date Posted: Oct 4, 2002 3:37 PM » Reply C... The entire order gasped as one (It's about the only they've done as one for a while.). Many had to use the Force to hold down their lunches. Even for the Jedi Masters, it was a hard task. "Fellow Jedi," the bikini-clad Yoda said. "Gone with the olde order, the days of the old Jedi robes are. Time for a new outfit, it is. From now on, wear bikinis all Jedi are to do." Worried murmurs broke out from around the room. "Available several styles are." Yoda stepped back. The lights in the room dimmed as a holovideo appeared. Fashion show music began to play as one model began to walk the catwalk. That model was Luke Skywalker. TBC... TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 284 Date Posted: Oct 4, 2002 3:38 PM » Reply C... As the styles became skimpier and skimpier, the number of conscious Jedi became smaller and smaller. Zekk pulled Tahiri and Tenel Ka aside. "You know, I'm starting to wonder if marrying into this family wasn't such a good idea," he said, pointing to the holovideo of Luke. "They do have a tendancy to cause pain to each other," Tenel Ka said. "I'm starting to wonder if becoming a Jedi was a good idea," Tahiri said. "Yeah, I know. I hear the Sith are hiring." DONE [==Stead_Ten==] <And to go ahead and prevent any continuity problems. That was a recorded holovideo. Luke is still heading for Adumar.> Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 4, 2002 3:59 PM » Reply >I'm having problems holding down MY lunch with that menatl image.< *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 120 Date Posted: Oct 4, 2002 4:00 PM » Reply <OOPS> *~~~~~Cadet 1~~~~~* princessjedi75 Total Posts: 966 Date Posted: Oct 4, 2002 7:09 PM » Reply <that cloak is far to funny for me i just read Starfighters of Admur today it was kinda scary Cadet 4> beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 10:37 AM » Reply >i'm too intoxicated io post right now, >but I hape to be fgully sober by tonight. >Thankyou. -=-=-=-=Stead Toe =-=-=- The Invisible Ana Total Posts: 2688 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 10:47 AM » Reply >Lol beeurd! Or should I say, Stead Toe.< TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 284 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 11:24 AM » Reply <You must not be that intoxicated. After all, you could still spell intoxicated.> Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1482 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 2:49 PM » Reply <*falls off her chair laughing* This is just...too much! I...gotta post!!!> ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1482 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 2:54 PM » Reply <er...I didn't realize the time...I hafta start getting ready for the homecoming dance tonight...I can't post now...:( > ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 4:05 PM » Reply >I carefully typed that so I wouldn't make a mistake... >As for the "Toe" thing, that's probably just careless typing... After all, the E is next to the W... -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- The Invisible Ana Total Posts: 2688 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 10:45 PM » Reply >This bump brought to you by the Bumping Bumblers Association, Chapter 3.1415926535...< TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 284 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 11:13 PM » Reply <Chapter Pi?> The Invisible Ana Total Posts: 2688 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 11:15 PM » Reply >Yep. Why? Because it's Pi.< TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 284 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 11:17 PM » Reply <Yeah.> The Invisible Ana Total Posts: 2688 Date Posted: Oct 5, 2002 11:19 PM » Reply >Lol.< princessjedi75 Total Posts: 966 Date Posted: Oct 6, 2002 10:43 AM » Reply <this story is really weird sometimes> Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1482 Date Posted: Oct 6, 2002 12:44 PM » Reply <The dance last night was very, very fun, but not as fun as this story, so I'm gonna post now!> ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1482 Date Posted: Oct 6, 2002 12:58 PM » Reply Zekk thought for a moment, and nodded. "I think we should join the Sith. Then we wont have to dress in those ridiculus...things. Let's go over and tell the others," he said. He turned back towards the show and was about to walk over to the rest of the Punks when a purple string bikini caught his eye. "Ooo," he gasped, "I gotta have that one!" Tenel Ka and Tahiri moaned. "Great, now Zekk has become one of them," Tahiri cried. "There is only one thing to do, my friend," Tenel Ka said. "Get ourselves highly intoxicated and spend the rest of our lives living a hermit life on a backwater planet like Tatooine?" Tahiri asked. "Wrong. We must join the Sith then take back the New Republic with force, handing it over to the rightful Cheif of State, Mr. Vader." Tahiri looked over at Vader, clad only in a gold sequin bikini, and frowned. "Somehow I don't think we should elect him Cheif of State again." "This is a fact." TBC... Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1482 Date Posted: Oct 6, 2002 1:08 PM » Reply The two girls met up witht the other punks, minus Zekk, and discussed the plan with them. "Hmm...," Jacen said thoughtfully. "That just might work, but I got a better idea. Why don't we just go along with this all and wear the bikini? They do look pretty comfy." Tenel Ka smacked him. "You ain't puttin on no bikini, boy!" "Comfy? Obviously you've never worn a bikini before," Jaina snorted. "So anyways, who all here thinks we should join the Sith?" Everyone except Jacen, who was imagining how Tenel Ka would look in a bikini he was eying, raised their hands, and the Punks set out to find a Sith representative. <done!> ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 6, 2002 3:46 PM » Reply I POST! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 6, 2002 3:59 PM » Reply Meanwhile, back at the Myrkr Mental Hospital, Mon Mothma had made a speedy recovery, and was released. "Bikini Republic indeed..." She muttered, as she stepped on board a shuttle, and headed for the Senate. ------ The Punks found themselves on Korriban, an ancient stronghld of the Sith Empire. "So where do you suppose the cantina is?" Anakin asked cautiously. Come.... The voice echoed through the Force. "Did you hear that?" Jaina said. "Sorry, was my stomach rumbling again?" Jacen said. "No not that!" Jaina said. "I heard it." said Tahiri, "I'm scared" "We agreed to do this" Anakin said. "That is fact" Tenel Ka said. Down here... The voice whispered quietly, and an spooky red glow lit the far end of a long crumbling corridor. "Should we go?" asked John. "I guess so" said Jacen. TBC... >Get ready, my twisted imagination is working! beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052 Date Posted: Oct 6, 2002 4:09 PM » Reply "You don't sound so sure, Jace" Jaina said. "I didn't want to come!" Jacen moaned "You made me!" "Well, I'm not letting my bro go over to the dark side." "Um, Jaina," Anakin interrupted, "we are the ones looking for the Sith..." "Oh yeah. Never mind" said Jaina. Hurry Up! The voice whispered angrily. "I think we'd better hurry up" said Valin. The Punks continued on down the corridor and were occasionaly hurried along by the mysterious ghostly voice of the unknown Sith Lord. "Are we nearly there yet?" Jysella asked Just another mile said the voice. ----- About an hour later the Punks reached a large temple, overgrown with dark twisting plants, and a huge set of durasteel doors. In here said the voice. Anakin tried the door. "It's locked!" he cried. Are you sure? the voice asked. All the Punks tried the door in turns. "Yep, definitly locked" they agreed. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 1052