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10-5-4-9 13-1-19-20-5-18
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Date Posted: Sep 23, 2002 8:44 AM
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"Kyp's dead?" roared Vader. " And I wanted so badly to try out my new lightsaber.Waaaaaawaaaaaaa boo-hoo."(Kinda like AOTC.)
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 23, 2002 8:56 AM
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>ok I don't feel like scrolling back, where are Han and Leia, i have an idea for them and i need to know where they are to put it in action<
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MJade2005
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Date Posted: Sep 23, 2002 10:31 AM
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<confused>
.//. Stead 07 .//.
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MJade2005
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Date Posted: Sep 23, 2002 10:43 AM
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<10-5-4-9 13-1-19-20-5-18, are you a member? if not got to http://www.galacticbasic.net/forumregister then member groups, then psychopathic jedi, then click to join, you will then be given a rank. thank you. MTFBWY Chief of Psycho. Intel.> .//. Stead 07 .//.
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 23, 2002 12:13 PM
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Please do join. Then I won't be the newbie anymore.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Sep 23, 2002 9:48 PM
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<ok, i think i will post...>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Sep 23, 2002 10:06 PM
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The Punks hesitantly followed Anakin into the ship.
Jaina gasped. "Sithspawn! He really is dead!"
"What a shame." murmured Vader.
"Shame? What on Coruscant are you talking about?" demanded Tahiri.
"I was going to use him for lightsader practice," Vader mumbled glumly.
"Oh," replied Tahiri.
"Guys, this is serious!" wailed Jaina.
"Really? No," breathed Anakin, "I thought this was all some sort of prank!"
"Other than the fact that there is a dead Kyp Durron in our shuttle-" commented Jacen.
"Speaking of which, why is he in here?!" demanded Tahiri.
"That's a really good question, Tahiri. Why don't we ask him- oh, wait. I remember, because he's dead! " Anakin commented.
Tahiri glared at him. "What is your problem? I think the widdle boy needs to take his nappie-wappie."
Anakin rolled his eyes. "Guys, we need to focus. First, whodunnit? Second, why'dhedoit? and Third, what are we gonna do about it?"
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Sep 23, 2002 10:07 PM
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C
Jaina looked at the body. "I think I know why. Somebody didn't like him."
"Well, obviously, Jaya. You should be a quantum scientist." Jacen told her.
She stuck her tongue out at him.
Anakin knelt next to the body. "Now, we need to dust for fingerprints. Does anybody have an dust on them?"
"Dust? This place is full of it," muttered Padme, looking around.
Anakin looked at her, and then considered it, and nodded. He conjured up a Force-vacuum and sucked up the dust in the cabim before dumping it on Kyp.
"I don't think that's how it's supposed to work," said Tahiri thoughtfully.
Anakin shrugged. "I never was one for those muder-mystery-holo flicks myself."
"So what do we do now? I don't see any fingerprints." Jaina said, peering closer.
"Um, I'm not sure." Anakin said.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Sep 23, 2002 10:09 PM
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"I need a Blended Ewok!" complained Jacen.
"I think we need some help, and you know who would come in handy- Bob." thought Jacen.
"Whatever." Tahiri said.
"I can help you." a new voice said, stepping into the shuttle.
"Who are you?" asked Anakin, looking at the balding man in a black tuxedo.
"I am the Butler." he announced.
"The Butler?" Anakin repeated dubiosuly.
The balding guy nodded.
"I've never heard of you before," Jaina said.
"Have you ever been involved in a murder mystery before?" asked the Butler.
"Well..."
<ok, so i'll admit, that was sad...hope i didn't ruin the story, and i know i put the wronk rank before oops :P...the sad effects of school, lol!>
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 1:58 AM
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>Nothing really ruins the story, it has it's ups and downs
>And I thought that post was good anyway :p
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 2:02 AM
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>Quick Post!
Meanwhile, Jacen had managed to get a drink.
"Hey try some of this!" he said exitedly.
They tried some.
"Wow, that's good!" Anakin said, "What is it?"
"Blended Kyp" said Jacen.
They turned to look at Kyp, and noticed half his arm was missing.
"Um, Jace," Jaina said, "did you cut off Kyp's arm and blend it into a drink?"
"Yeah, there's more left in the blender if you want some"
>Done!
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 4:04 AM
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<Blended Kyp. LMAO. I needed a good laugh like that before I go to Hell...uh...school in about twenty minutes.
By the way, to those sad about Kyp's death, remember, death is a minor inconvenience in this story.>
[==Stead_Eleven==]
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 9:43 AM
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>Quick post!<
"Here, try some!" said Jacen to the butler.
The butler shook his head 'No' with a horrified look upon his face.
"I'm sorry, I haven't got your name." jacen said to the now pale butler.
"I," said the butler with an air of authority, "am Percival Reginald Cadawaller Earsworth McTrumperson III."
The others stared open-mouthed, not knowing whether to laugh or sneer.
"You may call me Jeeves." said the butler, seeing Vader start to hyperventilate.
>Done<
0))) Commander (((0
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 2:20 PM
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>and another one...<
"Well .....Jeeves," said Jacen after a
moment's pause, "why don't you want
some Blended Kyp? It's good! Hey,...we
could call it.........BK!"
"You got it!" sang Jaina.
Jacen had the strangest feeling that he'd
heard a tune like that somewhere before.
>done<
>And now I'm hungry for Burger King!<
0))) Commander (((()
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 6:12 PM
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>posting will commence in 5....4....3....2....1...Initiating starp-up sequence<
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 6:18 PM
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Meanwhile, back wherever Han and Leia are...
"OK Han, let's get out of here," Leia said, once they were free of the cell.
Han and Leia found their way to the Falcon, and blasted off-planet. Once they cleared the planetary gravity well, the Solo's checked their messages and found out that the Punks were on Naboo. They set course and headed for Naboo.
A few hours later and somewhere around Tatooine...
A familiar clunk was heard from the back of the Falcon.
"Sithspit!!" exclaimed Han. "Not the kriffing hyperdirve again!"
TBC
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 6:23 PM
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"Well Han, at least we're by a planet this time, not in an asteroid belt on Hoth being chased by dad's star destroyer."
"Well Tatooine's not much better, I guess I'll land this baby in Mos Eisely."
Han and Leia landed the Falcon in Mos Eisely, and set off to look for the parts needed to repair the hyperdrive. On their way to the parts shop, they saw an auction going on and something very familiar was on the block.
TBC
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 6:27 PM
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"This fine piece was rescued from Jabba's Palace, it appears to be someone that Jabba had frozen in carbonite because he was owed money," the auctioneer said.
"I knew it!" Han said, "That's me Leia, we've got to buy it!"
"No way Han, I looked at that thing for too long trying to rescue you."
"Oh come on Leia, that thing is priceless."
"And coming up in 5 minutes we have this beautiful slave dancer outfit that was also rescued from Jabba's. It is most exquisite."
Leia turned beat red.
TBC
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 6:31 PM
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Han looked over at Leia and said, "Hey baby, that would look great on you."
"Uh-uh Han. Why don't we just buy that hunk of carbonite and get it on the Falcon."
"OK Leia, but why don't you think that you'd look great in that costume?"
TBC
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 6:39 PM
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"Well Han it's kind of complicated. Back before I was a senator, things were kind of tight on Alderran and I did a little work in the underworld of Couruscant. In order to make the ends meet, I worked as a dancer, an exotic dancer. That costume brings back some bda memories."
"I see." Han replied. That's where she gets some of those moves. "Ok baby, I'm going to get the carbonite, why don't you go clear some room on the Falcon[/] for it, I'll be right there."
"OK Han, but you better not get that costume or I'll use my lightsaber where you don't want me to use it."
"OK Leia, it was just a thought!"
"And it better stay just that loverboy!"
DONE
<And thanks to everyone on the Lines you'll never see thread who gave me this idea>
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2002 8:22 PM
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<Lol good one Princess! That's one of the funniest lines...>
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 8:02 AM
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>Thanks<
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 11:03 AM
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>I have GOT to post!
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 11:32 AM
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An hour later, Leia was helping Han bring out the carbonite block.
"Thanks for not buying that slave outfit" she told him.
"Well, I wasn't going to bid that much for it"
Leia reached over and gave her husband a kiss, then left Han to push the block inside the Falcon.
"I can't help wondering who the comm-bidder was that bought it though..." Han said.
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Meanwhile, back on Coruscant, Luke closed the commlink to Tatooine.
"Leia's gonna freak when she sees that again!" he said to Mara.
"Shame you couldn't get Han's block though" she replied.
>DONE!
>HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 1:34 PM
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>well, I've finally battled my way out of school, music lessons, kiddie prison, choir, chores, and babysitting. Some quality net time!! On an incredably slow laptop connection! It's that large void in my life just now: comedy!!!
reading the last seven pages was fun. I read them in comp class and got a detention for 'disturbing the peace'--laughter, in my very special case. now that I've sucessfully got my comp teacher hooked on the comedy, I think I'll post...
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 1:39 PM
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Anakin stood amidst the confusion in his own little world. He had no idea who this Butler guy was, or where the heck Bob had run off to. All he knew was that his brother was blending a Jedi in a blender--and getting drunk off the results.
he decided to try it.
But not before his sister rubbed a flat hand over his head, destroying his spiked hair. He dropped the drink and glared at her.
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Allie and Allie giggled insanely as they chased their aunt and uncle about the house. Then Allie noticed an open datapad and elbowed Allie.
It read:
Hi uncle Luke and aunt Mara! Zekk and I are going on a concert tour with the Punks--we should be home (two days ago).
Take good care of Allie and Allie!
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 1:42 PM
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Allie and Allie decided to help their parents out of whatever scrape they had gotten into. Their power rivaled that of their uncle Anakin's--it was just that he had no idea how to actually use the Force.
Leaving Luke and Mara to their troubles, the twin children hijacked an x-wing and left for Naboo.
~_~_~_Sf 1_~_~_~ (or at least I think so...)
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 2:58 PM
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> heheh
> Yep, you're still Stead 1
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 7:32 PM
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<Leia is watching the latest in a series of holvision commercials for the New Republic.
"And if you call in and pledge 400 credits or higher, we'll give you this Rogue Squadron cap, signed by Wedge Antillies himself!" says the New Republic representative.
"PBS has got nothing compared to us!" thinks Leia.
>Just making a bump......and a donation!<
0))) Commander (((0
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 7:38 PM
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<my turn!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 7:47 PM
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"So, anyways," the Butler said. "I'm now open to guesses as to who did it, and why."
The Punks looked to him, and offered him a Blended Kyp.
He wrinkled his nose, and shook his head. "Thanks, but no. I'm not into cannibalistic drinks."
"Oh, right..." Jacen commented, obviously the word 'cannibalistic' to big to comprehend to his Blended Kyp intoxicated brain.
"It was...the Rodian in the cargo bay with a lightsaber!" announced Anakin.
"Couldn't be." the Butler dismissed.
"Well, why not?" demanded Anakin.
"Because with a ligthsaber, you'd have cauterized burns, not gashes."
"Oh."
"I think it was...the Wookie in the cockpit with a vibroblade!" exclaimed Tahiri.
"Hmmm..." answered the Butler.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Sep 25, 2002 7:48 PM
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C "Mommy, mommy, mommy!" shouted two little voices. Jaina paled, and whirled aroudn to see her twins Allie and Allie standing in the doorway, with twin grins on their faces. "Allie? Allie? What?!" she managed. "We'll help!" announced Allie. "What are you two doing here?" demanded Zekk. Allie giggled, but the other Allie gasped. "Who hurt Darth Kyp?" The other Allie burst out laughing, and pretty soon, both were in hysterics, pointing and laughing. "Darth Kyp?" repeated Jacen, looking at the body. "It has a nice ring to it..." commented Anakin. <i'm done!> *~*~*~Stead Nine*~*~*~ <argh, i keep forgetting im 9 now, and not 10. lol>
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 26, 2002 3:31 AM
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>I have an idea,
>And I'm not afraid to use it!
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 26, 2002 3:46 AM
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They were standing there when Kyp came out of the 'fresher.
"Oh Sith." he breathed.
"Darth Kyp's alive!" said Allie, recieving a glare from the older Jedi.
"Care to explain this?" Vader said angrily. The fact that Kyp was alive was bad enough, but alive and on his ship was just too much.
"Oh that..." Kyp said uneasily.
"Yes that" Jacen said.
"Well, you see, that's my evil clone" Kyp began.
"I thought I banned cloning" Vader said, slowly reaching for his lightsaber.
"It was made before you banned it," Kyp explained. "I've spent a year trying to track it down."
"I've had it with you." Vader said and gripped Kyp with the Force.
Allie and Allie gasped.
"Grandpa, I don't think that's a good idea!" Jaina said, anxiously.
"Not in front of our kids!" Zekk added.
TBC...
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 26, 2002 3:46 AM
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"Oh, alright then" grumbled Vader, who then realeased Kyp.
"At least now your mystery is solved." Kyp said once he had caught his breath.
"Yeah," said Anakin, "Kyp was killed by Kyp, in the control room, with the hydrospanner"
"That better not be my hydrospanner" Jaina said, noticing the bloody tool that Kyp was trying to hide.
>DONE!
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 26, 2002 2:41 PM
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>This bump brought to you by Hotel Aggatto, we bring your dead back to life<
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Sep 26, 2002 3:55 PM
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mwhahahahahahaha...
not poasting...head hurts...writers block...
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 26, 2002 4:08 PM
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>posting<
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 26, 2002 4:15 PM
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"OK maybe we should get back to Coruscant, I'm sure Uncle Luke and Aunt Mara are going crazy looking for the two of you," Jaina told Allie and Allie. "Plus we have a suprise for Uncle Luke and Mom. Let's find Grandpa and Grandma and head back."
All of the Punks plus Grandpa Vader, Grandma Amidala, and the two Allie's got onboard the ship and set course for Coruscant.
It was a big party the entire way back to Coruscant. Jaina and Zekk were spending time with their girls, and Vader and Amidala barely separated from each other.
TBC
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 26, 2002 4:23 PM
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C
When the Punks dropped out of hyperspace they saw the Falcon had also recently dropped out. Both ships set course for Imperial Palace and made their way to the Skywalker housing complex.
They walked into Luke and Mara's apartment and couldn't believe what they saw.
"LUKE, YOU GET OUT OF THAT OUTFIT RIGHT NOW!!!! HOW DID YOU GET AHOLD OF THAT OUTFIT??? WE JUST SAW THAT AT AN AUCTION!" Leia screamed at Luke when she saw him in her outfit from Jabbba's Palace.
The Punks and the rest of the family didn't know whether to laugh or run sreaming from the sight of Luke in that metal bikini.
"So you were the com-bidder! Nice buy Luke!" Han told him.
>Done<
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 27, 2002 9:16 AM
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<Be sUre to stay tuned for the next segMent of jedi Punks to find our what the skeywalker family does to take care of demented uncle luke>
*~~~~~Cadet 1~~~~~*
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Tahiri Veila Solo69
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Date Posted: Sep 27, 2002 9:35 AM
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>Hello everyone! how is the story coming along?<
~Green5ers~
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Sep 27, 2002 12:33 PM
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quickly, the punks made their exit... <posting>
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Sep 27, 2002 12:38 PM
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they headed for a bar.
Orange Glo was definately a 'yes'. the punks got good and wired, and on her third bottle of Orange Glo Jaina noticed someting was amiss.
"Hey, guys, somthing's amiss."
"Miss who?" Anakin asked, bouncing up and down.
"Never mind." Jaina thought really hard for a moment. She winced in pain. "Zekk, we shouldn't be letting our kids into a bar, should we?"
his face scrunched up in the effort of a logical thinking process. "Maybe not..."
"Definately a 'no'." Bob said, appearing with his usual puff of smoke. The young twins squealed and ran towards him.
"Bob, we thought you were on strike." Jacen stated.
"I was, until I realized that leaving you along in the universe was more harmful then a low pay rate."
"Oh. I get it." Tahiri said, not gotting it at all. Bob sighed.
>done!<
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 27, 2002 6:11 PM
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<I'm posting.>
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 27, 2002 6:31 PM
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Meanwhile, Han and Leia could only stare open-mouthed. Han had just realized how sick his brother-in-law looked in a bikini. Making it even worse was the fact that Luke was dressed in a revealing bikini <(there's a mental image)>.
As for Leia, she was just extremely...uh...perturbed. Yeah, perturbed. That's the word for it. Oh, alright. She was ###### off.
Feeling the anger radiating through the Force, Mara came from another room to investigate. When she saw her husband crammed into that small bikini, she screamed. She had known about Luke buying the bikini, but she had no idea that he wanted to wear it.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 27, 2002 6:32 PM
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C...
Glass broke. Ear drums ruptured. Gravitational fields changed. That's how loud Mara screamed.
After she was done screaming, a crazed look appeared in Mara's eyes. She pulled out her blaster. "I knew I should have killed you when I had the chance." She aimed for Luke's head
"Umm, Mara. What are you doing?" Luke asked.
"I've had it with the nudist colonies and the dreadlocks and the shaved heads." She shot. Luke ducked just in the nick of time. A vase behind him hissed and became a pile of molten plasma.
"What are you doing?!" Mara shot again. Luke ran out a side door toward the lower levels of Coruscant <(they are on Coruscant, aren't they)> with a deranged and trigger-happy Mara close behind.
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"Now I know what was amiss," Jaina said from a bar several kilometers away.
DONE
[==Stead_Eleven==]
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Sep 27, 2002 10:54 PM
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<my post!>
*~*~*~Stead Nine*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Sep 27, 2002 11:03 PM
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Luke sprinted as fast as he could, drawing on the Force to keep him ahead. He noted two things while running through the levels of Coruscant clad only in a bikini. One, that it gets cold and two, people stare when they see a Jedi Master pratically streaking.
"Blast it, Skywalker! Get back here now!" Mara shouted.
Luke only ran faster.
"You remember how I finally got over my urge to kill you? Well, it's back again!"
"Mara, love, I love you-"
"DOn't start with me, Skywalker!" Maar shrieked. She snapped off two more shots at him, hoping to nail him and that would be the end of that.
She chased him down to a turbolift bank, and he quickly called the nearest turbolift, but a tall man stopped him.
"Master Skywalker," began the cop, "You are hearby under arrest for disruption of the peace and inappropriate attire."
Mara smirked at Luke. "Serves you right, Nude-Dreadlocks-Baldy-Bikini-Boy."
<im done...it was a lil short, huh? :P >
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Corran Horn CC7
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Date Posted: Sep 28, 2002 8:07 AM
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This slightly useless but almost neccesary bump is provded by: Some guy who really doesnt even read the Jedi Punks comedy but likes to bump stuff...or SGWRDERTJPCBLTBS
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 28, 2002 9:12 AM
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Oh, how kind of you :)
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 28, 2002 1:14 PM
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<I'm posting.>
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 28, 2002 1:41 PM
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The cop touched the side of his nose. His skin began to peel down his body and walked off, revealing the cop to be none other than Leia in disguise.
Luke shrieked at the site and almost ran to hide behind Mara, but considering she was trying to kill him, he thought better of it. Yep, that's right. Luke thought better of it.
"How'd you do that?" Mara asked Leia.
"I ran into some overly-tatooed, fanatical, masochistic guy named Yomin Carr. He had all kinds of weird stuff with him, including this." She pulled out a giant, hissing, venomous snake and whipped it toward Luke's head.
"Not again!" Luke screamed has he ducked and, once again, found himself running into the Coruscant night, this time with two women trying to kill him.
DONE
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<Sorry for the Vong referrences, if anyone cares.>
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 28, 2002 7:30 PM
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<This bump brought to you by the League of People Who Can't Think Of Better Names for their League (LOPWCTOBNFTL)>
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 29, 2002 10:12 AM
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<I want to post right now but can't think of anything good, so I'll just say, "Stay tuned to find out what the Skywalker family does with their black sheep, Master Luke.">
*~~~~~Cadet 1~~~~~*
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 29, 2002 3:01 PM
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<I'm posting.>
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 29, 2002 3:51 PM
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Applause from the audience fills a television studio. A camera, starting from the back of the studio pans to the front of the audience and focuses on a casually-dressed black woman seated facing a Caamasi. To their right and back a few feet was a line of people from varying species.
The woman spoke. "Hi, I'm Oprah Winfrey. Today on our show, we will be talking with people trying to cope with extreme trauma. With us here is Senator Elegos A'Kla, a Caamasi. Welcome, Senator."
The audience applauds. "Thank you. I'm happy to be here."
"Now, from what I hear, the Caamasi have very strong memories. Is that true?"
"We do indeed," Elegos responded. "Momentous events in our lives create memories. They have to be strong memories, powerful ones, to become memnii."
"I see," Oprah said, feining interest. "Now, how can you help our guests forget their trauma?"
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 29, 2002 3:52 PM
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C...
"They can't forget their memories. But by sharing them, they share the burden of them, but they can never forget."
"I see," Oprah said. "So why don't we meet our guests in hear there stories?"
One by one, the guest introduced themselves and told their stories of trauma. Each time, the audience gave courtesy gasps and "awes." Finally, the last person spoke.
"My name is Han Solo."
"Hello, Han," Oprah said. "And what trauma have you gone through?"
"I've seen my brother-in-law dressed in a metal bikini," Han replied. Behind him, a giant screen showed pictures of Luke dressed in the bikini. This time, the gasps were for real. Several audience members with weak stomachs rushed to the refreshers. Some fainted. Others shielded their eyes.
"Everytime I close my eyes I see him. I can't get rid of those memories. I would tear them out if that would stop me from seeing him."
DONE
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Sep 29, 2002 4:07 PM
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>*falls to the floor, rolling in throes of uncontrolled laughter* Now you know what we have to do? Jerry! *looks around at disgusted faces* Okay, okay, I was kidding! *ducks a rotten tomato*<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 29, 2002 4:40 PM
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<I don't get it.>
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Sep 29, 2002 5:13 PM
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>Haven't you heard of Jerry Springer?!<
0))) Commander (((0
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 29, 2002 8:44 PM
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<Oh, that Jerry. Well, if she would have said it three times, I would have gotten it.>
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 3:50 AM
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>ROFL!
>OMG that is funny!
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 6:14 AM
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<This post brought to you by college. Bleeding you dry, 1 stupid fee at a time.>
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 6:23 AM
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"Well Han," Elegos said, "I'm afraid that not even I can help you lessen the pain from that memory, perhaps if we brought Master Skywalker out we could settle this."
"What a wonderful idea, let's bring out Master Skywalker," Oprah cheerfully stated.
Some freaky talk-show music played and out strutted Luke wearing only the metal bikini. Everyone in the audience shrieked in terror and many more ran to the door and to the nearest refresher. Oprah had a very sick look on her face.
"Greetings Master Skywalker, welcome to the Oprah show, now could you tell us what in the name of the Force possesses you to dress like that?"
"Well Oprah, it dates back to the days of the rebellion. Han here was captured by my father on Bespin and was frozen in carbonite and given to Boba Fett to take to Jabba the Hutt. My sister Leia, who I didn't know was my sister at the time, and I decided that we needed to rescue Han."
TBC
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 6:29 AM
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"Please continue with your story Luke. It is most interesting," Oprah said politely.
"Well anyways, we had Han rescued after sneaking in but Jabba woke up. Han and I were tossed in the Rancor pit and Leia was dressed up in this and chained to Jabba. I was going through a very difficult time in my life at that point, not a boy but not yet a Jedi, and when I saw Leia wearing this I was just so jealous. Now I just can't help myself, it started out so easily, the shedding of the clothes, the nudist colony, but now I can't get myself out of this bikini."
"Well Luke, let's see what your Jedi Master has to say, everyone please welcome Master Yoda."
TBC
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 6:37 AM
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C
More cheesy talk-show music played and out came Yoda on a repulsor chair. "Messed up you are, straighten you out I must."
"NO KEEP THAT LITTLE GREEN FREAK AWAY FROM ME," Luke yelled in terror, "HE'S THE CAUSE OF ALL OF THIS."
"Back to Dagobah. go you must. Complete is not your training is."
"Dagobah go back to, I will not. Mess me up it did. Fit in society I now do not. See talking in riddles he has me."
"Luke just calm down," Oprah told him.
"But he made me do strange and bad things on Dagobah."
"Face your destiny you must, want wife and sister to kill you, you must. Must face destiny or die. Bring Leia and Mara out must I?"
"Stay tuned and after the commercial break we'll bring out Leia and Mara, and the Jedi Punks!"
>Done<
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 7:03 AM
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>This has to be one of the most hilarious storylines in the entire story :D
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 8:55 AM
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>Thank you, thank you. Please, don't send flowers, send money instead.<
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 1:00 PM
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<I'm proud of myself now.>
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 1:33 PM
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<OMG! *rolls around on the floor laughing hysterically*
Nobody can ever say that the psychos have run out of ideas.
Our motto: when in doubt...use luke!>
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 2:40 PM
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<Rogue, I think it should be "When in doubt, crossdress or strip Luke">
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 3:21 PM
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<or find some creative way to torture him!>
0))) Commander (((0
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 3:46 PM
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<*revised* When in doubt....do anything that could get Luke killed by his angry or crazed Wife. Better?>
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Princess2783
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Date Posted: Sep 30, 2002 4:00 PM
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>Much<
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Oct 1, 2002 2:49 AM
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Psychopathic Jedi 1st Anniversary Awards Spectacular!Me and Princess will be doing a new awards thingy to mark the 1st Birthday of the Jedi Punks story. Psycho's can begin nominating in the Psycho forum at http://www.galacticbasic.net/We are only considering nominations from page 90 until HERE. Anything posted after now will have to be in the next awards :) Thank-you everyone! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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MJade2005
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Date Posted: Oct 1, 2002 11:22 AM
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<when in doubt just cause Luke pain>
<of course we now know how luke died,right?>
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Oct 1, 2002 12:24 PM
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posting!!!
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Oct 1, 2002 12:30 PM
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*cheesy talk show music*
"Welcome back to the show, I'm Oprah, your host." the woman said, calmly scooting her chair away from Luke and his bikini. "We are pleased to announce: the Jedi Punks!"
hordes of people shoved back into the room, knocking over barricades and straining to read the PUnk's feet. Someone succedded and Anakin was zipped off the stage.
"Ani!!" Tahiri exclaimed, while Jacen picked up a microphone. Anakin climbed back onto the stage, slightly miffed.
"Hello...all you Oprah fans!" Jacen said. Jaina elbowed him.
"We don't have instruments to play on, Jace. This isn't a concert, it's a counciling session that will most likely cure Uncle Luke of his oddities." she replied. Oprah overhead.
"But it's more than that! It's a way of life!"
TBC
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Date Posted: Oct 1, 2002 12:37 PM
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Once the Punks were seated (after extra chair had been pulled out for the Solo kids spouces) and the crowd was calmed (with excessive usage of Force powers) Oprah down some advil and turned cheerfully to Jaina.
"Now, would you please tell us the story from your own point of view?" she said passivly. Jaina and Jacen conversed for a moment.
"Well, I guess it begins with four men named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it."
"Thank you." Oprah said.
"Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, and Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody should have been blamed by Anybody." Jacen concluded.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Oct 1, 2002 12:39 PM
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Oprah sighed and downed the whole bottle of Advil.
Jaina and Jacen hi-fived each other. The punks left for another prolonged (and probably comical) tour.
After everyone had gone, Luke posed in front of the camera in his metal bikini...
he would soon learn a very fine lesson: never make Leia angry about anything...
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>LOL, have a fun time sorting that mess out!<
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Date Posted: Oct 1, 2002 8:36 PM
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<This bump brought to you by the Coalition of People Who Approve of Using Luke as a Crossdressing Nudist (CPWAULCN).>
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 4:19 AM
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>hehe! Good post Jaina!
>You do realise that now I jhave to post...
>MWHAHAHAHAHA!
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beeurd (©2002)
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Behind the stage Leia and Mara watched the Holovision in disgust, as Luke posed for the holocam.
"Right. This has gone too far" Leia growled.
"Hey, what are you doing?" The security guard said as the two women marched towards the stage door.
Mara Pushed with the Force and sent the guard flying into the wall.
Then she and Liea got out the lightsabers and began cutting a hole through the wall to the stage.
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Oprah turned towards the glowing blades that were cutting up the back wall.
"Uh... I'd like to introduce Luke's wife, Mara, and sister, Leia!" She announced.
Luke panicked and ran to hid behind some chairs as his wife and sister burst through the wall onto the stage.
"Luke!" Mara yelled.
"Yes?" said Luke sheepishly.
"You get out here right now" she bellowed.
"Yes ma'am" said Luke, who promptly got out from behind his chair and tried to cover himself up a bit.
TBC...
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 4:54 AM
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"Okay sit down and we'll bring on the next guest" Oprah said.
Leia sat down, but Mara lunged for Luke, who instantly brought his lightsaber out from somewhere.
Luke deflected Mara's attack easily, and swung round for an attack.
Oprah stood there stunned at the sight of the battle taking place in her studio.
"Oh don't worry," Leia said, "they're like this all the time at home"
Mara and Luke were caught in a saber-lock when security finally plucked up enough courage to separate them.
Once they were sat down Oprah moved to the front and introduced the next guest.
"And our final guest today is Luke's father, the one-time Dark Lord of the Sith, and current Chief of State of the Imperial Republic - Darth Vader!"
A familiar breathing sound started as Vader walked on stage.
"I find your lack of clothes disturbing" he said, shaking a finger at his son.
Vader sat down and Oprah began asking some questions.
TBC...
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 5:18 AM
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"So tell me about Luke's childhood" Oprah said.
"Well," Vader said, "I wasn't around for Luke's childhood, what with being a Dark Lord of the Sith and everything"
"I see" said Oprah
"And when we finally met, I was trying to kill him"
"And why was that?" Oprah asked.
"Well I was taking orders from the Emperor, who was my master at the time, and I had to help eliminate the Rebel Alliance."
"And where you succesful" Oprah said
"No, but when Luke showed up with Obi-Wan Kenobi, my former master, and a band of Rebels, I had no choice but to destroy them."
"And why was that?"
"They were on board the Death Star, which was later destroyed by my son." Vader stopped for a moment, then said, "Look, is this going anywhere?"
"Er, I don't know." Oprah said.
Vader started breathing heavier than normal.
"Umm... And that concludes our show for today goodbye. Oprah said and ran off the stage.
TBC...
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beeurd (©2002)
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Date Posted: Oct 2, 2002 5:28 AM
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Vader pressed a button on his chest-console, and the breathing went back to normal.
"Darn faulty suit..." he mumbled. "Anyway where did she go?"
Shortly, Oprah was dragged back in.
"Sorry about that!" She laughed.
Beneath his helmet Vader rolled his eyes.
"So do you think that trying to kill your son could have had any effect on him?" Oprah asked.
"Maybe it did." Vader said, looking over at Luke. "I'm sorry I tried to kill you all those years ago. And I'm sorry I had your Aunt and Uncle murdered aswell."
Mara interupted "And I'm sorry about when I tried to kill you too, Luke"
Luke smiled and said "Thanks. You're the best friends I could ever ask for!"
"You see," Oprah said to the audience, "Things can get better, if only people would learn to forgive eachother"
The cheesy ending music started and the audience began to filter out of the room.
TBC...
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beeurd (©2002)
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"Come on son, get some clothes on" Vader told Luke.
"I didn't bring any with me" Luke said sadly.
That's alright." Vader said, and then handed Luke a bag of clothes. "I brought some for you."
"Thanks, dad" Luke said, and went to get changed behind a screen.
Threepio and Artoo came out of the audience and onto the stage, just as Luke came out wearing normal clothes.
"Master Luke!" Threepio exclaimed, "It's so good to see you fully clothed again!"
Artoo whistled in agreement.
"Threepio, would you mind carrying this bag?" Luke said, handing the golden droid the bag his clothes had been in.
"Of course I'll carry it, Master Luke!"
"And I won't be needing this anymore" Luke said, as he threw the Metal Bikini into the nearest waste bin. "Come on, let's go get some lunch"
They all exited the stage, with Threepio lagging behind, as usual.
TBC...
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beeurd (©2002)
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The droid waited until he was the only one there, then went over to the bin and picked out the metal bikini.
He posed in front of a mirror for a few seconds, before stuffing it into the bag and hurrying out to the others.
>DONE!
>HeeHee!
>Like my little twist there? :D
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MJade2005
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After their harrowing ordeals, the Punks went to the Cantina, to get some Orange glo.
"Gods of the Norse i never want to do that again." said Jacen
"What's a Norse?" asked Anakin.
All of a sudden....
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