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Tahiri*Solo Total Posts: 35 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 12:56 PM » Reply >I'll Post!< Luke sighed as Mara left. The hyperactive twins wore identical evil grins. Alicia closed her eyes and a friut bowl came flying across the room towards Luke. "Stop it!" Luke yelled. Mara came out looked at the sceen (sp) before her and got out of the room in a hurry. Luke deflected the bowl as it neared him and he stood up and went over to the com. "I've had it." Luke yelled at the twins and they burst out crying. They pelted Luke with various things in the apartment. It was all Luke could do to punch in what JainaSolo:) had called a phone number while warding af the objects. The thing rang and some one answered. "Hello?" "Hi this is Luke Skywalker is this JainaSolo?" "It is." JainaSolo aid sweatly. "Could I borrow your minions?" "Sure..." ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1275 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 12:58 PM » Reply Luke looked at the twins, a look of doom in his eyes. He picked them up, one in each arms, and took them out of thier high-chairs, and put them in thier crib. He tucked the two in, and began to read to them the Little Lost Bantha Cub. Alicen began sticking anything and everything into her mouth. Alicia was actually being good though. She cuddled up with her little stuffed Ewok toy, and thumb in her mouth, fell asleep. *~* EX OFFICER *~* ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1275 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 12:59 PM » Reply < Okay...ignore my post...> Tahiri*Solo Total Posts: 35 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 1:04 PM » Reply >Continued< An hour later Luke left the twins in the care of a 3PO droid and went down to the docking bay. He was relieved to see the ship he was waiting for was here. The landing ramp lowered and some guards steped out followed by.... JainaSolo's minions! Luke grinned evily and motioned to the ewoks, "Come so I can show you your charges." The ewoks followed as Luke took them to the apartment. He opened the door and stepped in motioning the ewoks to follow. "You are to baby-sit these two." he said, pointing to the twins. Alicia giggled and pointed at the ewoks saying "Teddy bears!" over and over again. Luke excited the room and locked the door real sucure. Unluckly (sp) for him the ewoks knew how to pick locks... TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 226 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 1:26 PM » Reply <You done?> beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 2:55 PM » Reply >Tell me Rogue.. why does EX OFFICER sound like you've been sacked or something ;) >hehehe -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1275 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 2:56 PM » Reply < *suddenly tempted to play with her blaster* > beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 3:01 PM » Reply >uhh... *runs* -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1275 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 3:02 PM » Reply < Hmmm...it was set on stun...> beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 3:07 PM » Reply >Well for that, I think I'll have to post. -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1275 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 3:08 PM » Reply < LOL *writes in datapad* threaten to shoot beeurd more often... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 3:21 PM » Reply "Hey look!" Jacen said suddenly The Punks turned round to see Valin, John, and Jysella standing outside the cell. "What were you doing?" John said. "We dunno!" said Jaina, "We still havn't figured that out yet!" "Now hurry!" cried Anakin, "We're almost sober!" "Okay, okay!" said Valin, and he passed the Punks their lightsabers and they all cut their way out. "Cheif of State Vader has gone to get our ship" Jysella explained, "so we have to get round to the docking bay to meet him." >DONE! >Just a little post today... -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 6:34 PM » Reply I'm going to post now. *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 6:42 PM » Reply The Punks all made it back to the ship where Chief of State Vader was waiting for them. "Thanks for the rescue, Grandpa Vader," Anakin said. "No problem young Solo, where's the next place that the Punks are scheduled to give a concert?" "Naboo" "Ah Naboo, that brings back some wonderful memories. I'll set course right away." While CoS Vader set the course to Naboo all of the Punks quickly set to getting drunk again. Searching through the bar the Punks found a new drink. "Orange glo? What's this stuff?" Tahiri asked. "I dunno, why don't you try it and see how it tastes," Anakin replied. Tahiri took a swig of the Orange glo and was hooked. "Wow guys, this is a great drink, even better than WD-40." The Punks quickly set in and attacked the bar, downing all the Orange glo. Soon all of the Punks were happily drunk. TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 6:55 PM » Reply Later... A very drunk Jaina and Zekk were in the cabin and getting ready to drop out of hyperspace. CoS Vader came up into the cabin right as they dropped out of hyperspace. "Ah, Naboo is just as beautiful as I remember it." "When were you on Naboo, Grandpa?" "Many years ago Jaina, it's a long story." Jaina and Zekk navigated the ship smoothly and landed in Theed. The Punks left the ship and started looking for a Cantina, people started pointing at Jaina and whispering. "Grandpa why are they whispering and pointing at me?" Jaina asked Vader. "It's simple Jaina, let's go to the palace and I'll show you" Jaina and Vader went to the palace and Vader showed Jaina some pictures. "This is your Grandmother Jaina. Her name was Padme Amidala and she was one of Naboo's best rulers. She led Naboo through the invasion of the Trade Federation and was senator during the Clone Wars. Padme was a wonderful leader, and you remind the people of Naboo of her." TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 13, 2002 6:58 PM » Reply "Cool, I think we'll dedicate this concert to her memory, it'll really rock Naboo." Jaina replied. "Just remember Jaina, Padme was a very loved person." "OK Grandpa." Jaina hurried off to see the rest of the Punks and to tell her brothers that she knew who their Grandmother was. And to get drunnk before the concert of course... <Done> *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 226 Date Posted: Sep 14, 2002 4:20 AM » Reply <I'm posting.> [==Stead_Eleven==] TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 226 Date Posted: Sep 14, 2002 5:09 AM » Reply Meanwhile, Luke noticed a peaceful quite inside the room where the Ewok minions were tending to Allie and Allie. "Not bad for little furballs," he said in his best Han Solo impersonation, thinking the Ewoks had managed to get the twins to sleep. He unlocked the door and cracked it open enough to peer in. Just then, both Luke and the door were knocked down and trampled by a stampeed of Ewok minions. Struggling to pick himself up, Luke turned towards the Ewoks to say a few unJedilike things. It was then he noticed that they were all bald. Startled, he turned around to see the one Allie with an electric razor and covered with Ewok fur and the other Allie trying to push a bald Ewok into a blender. Both Allies were laughing. The Ewok was screaming. TBC... TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 226 Date Posted: Sep 14, 2002 5:31 AM » Reply C... "Oh, that's horrible," Luke cried (literally)as the Ewok was blended. "That's terrible. That's...," Allie knocked over the blender. Some of the Blended Ewok splashed into Lukes' gaping mouth. "That's actually quite good. Now I see why the Punks like this stuff." With the Ewok now blended the two Allies finally noticed Luke. They looked at each other and grinned evily. One raised the electric razor. The other one pointed to the blender. DONE [==Stead_Eleven==] Tahiri*Solo Total Posts: 35 Date Posted: Sep 14, 2002 8:51 AM » Reply >Sorry RougeEleven Didn't know you posted!< princessjedi75 Total Posts: 944 Date Posted: Sep 14, 2002 2:19 PM » Reply <im finnally going to post now *cadet 4> princessjedi75 Total Posts: 944 Date Posted: Sep 14, 2002 2:38 PM » Reply meanwhile on naboo vader walked toward the palace he had asked about 56 people if they knoew where padme me was if still alive when he say the spirit of ben "hey i thought luke said u cannot come to us anymore!" "oh umm some uhh guy in a bathrobe who was holding a picket sign he said his name was bob i think and he told me to hit my head three times and and say hihi me hihi me hihi me so i did and this happened." Vader smacked his head andscreamed "BOOOOOOOOOB!" Bob appered in a second in a bathobe "Hey u arent a punk!! he started to leave but vader got his arm "now u will tell me if my wife is still alive and where she is" "oh thatz all? he asked. (cont'd) <finally i posted something *cadet 4*> princessjedi75 Total Posts: 944 Date Posted: Sep 14, 2002 2:42 PM » Reply (cont'd) "lets just hope that qui-gon mace and yoda dont find out about about this" obi wan said "dont say that again" vader said but of course guess what obi wan did? he said it again then a pink cloud appered and it sure wasnt bob........ princessjedi75 Total Posts: 944 Date Posted: Sep 14, 2002 2:45 PM » Reply <opps i forgot to post this> the bob voice came into vader's head "oh youre wife wants to became a punk" TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 226 Date Posted: Sep 14, 2002 5:15 PM » Reply <Umm, I thought Bob was on strike. And could you please do something, PrincessJedi? Could you use capital letters and double-spacing when you post? It would make them easier to read. Thanks.> princessjedi75 Total Posts: 944 Date Posted: Sep 15, 2002 5:18 AM » Reply <sorry i thought bob was one strike too but i read that he was working so i am just confused as normal> TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 226 Date Posted: Sep 15, 2002 7:34 AM » Reply <Hmmm, you're right. I think I can fix this thought. I'm posting.> TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 226 Date Posted: Sep 15, 2002 7:36 AM » Reply <Nevermind.> princessjedi75 Total Posts: 944 Date Posted: Sep 15, 2002 9:51 AM » Reply <i hate the 1000 chacter limit thats what screwed me up> Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 15, 2002 12:37 PM » Reply <ok,mesa gona post now> *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 15, 2002 12:44 PM » Reply While Vader was busy searching for his lost love, Jaina found the Punks in a local cantina drinking all of the Orange Glo that they could find. "Hey guys, save some for me!! Anakin, Jace, you're never going to believe what I just found out. Our grandmother was Queen Amidala of the Naboo." "No way!!!" both of her brothers exclaimed. "But she was so hot! I mean I saw some of the holo from the battle of Genosis but I never thought that she was our Grandmother!" Anakin exclaimed. "Well anyways guys, I thought that we could do this concert in her honor, it'd totally rock Naboo." "Great idea!" All of the Punks agreed. The three Solo's rounded up all of the Punks and went to set up for the concert. TBC *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 15, 2002 12:49 PM » Reply C As the Punks were setting up for the concert, they noticed a large crowd gathering for it. Tahiri looked up and noticed somthing very strange about the crowd, but brushed it aside, thinking it was the effects of the Orange Glo. Later... "Hello Naboo!! Are you ready to get Punkified?" Zekk screamed into the mic. The response that he got terrified all of the Punks. "HIDOE!!!!!!!" screamed back thousands of Gungans. <Done> *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 16, 2002 9:06 AM » Reply <Up, up up we go. Gently up the forum. Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily, life is but a bump.> This bump brought to you by: *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Bad furday: Uncombed Total Posts: 585 Date Posted: Sep 16, 2002 9:20 AM » Reply <This'll be short.> "Ready to be Punkified, wesa be!" yelled some gungans in the front row. Tenel ka had a look of sheer terror on her face..not a common sight. Jaina idley wondered if she dare sing in Gungan, then thought better of it. A few gungans knocked over a barricade before the Punks started playing. However, as this was the norm, no one paid it much attention. Despite the fact that it was having a domino effect and knocking down gungans left and right. >Done< >more later< 0))) Cmdr (((0 beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 16, 2002 10:27 AM » Reply >ROFL! Nice bump!< >I spotted a continuity error... "lets just hope that qui-gon mace and yoda dont find out about about this" obi wan said "dont say that again" vader said but of course guess what obi wan did? he said it again then a pink cloud appered and it sure wasnt bob........ We already established when we met Yoda that Obi-Wan was still dead< >I'll try and find the post that says it< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 16, 2002 11:52 AM » Reply >Actually I think I made that bit about Obi-Wan being dead up. I remember posting it but I can't find it...< >Oh well...< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 16, 2002 12:25 PM » Reply >The bump was a moment of sheer inspiration,< *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Tahiri*Solo Total Posts: 35 Date Posted: Sep 16, 2002 2:11 PM » Reply Luke sat in the room with Allie and Allicen on his lap. The twins were giggling while Luke blended yet another ewok. Mara returned to the apartment, keyed for entrance and waited for the door to slide open. She was expecting to see anything but the sight that greeted her. She thought the apartment would be a mess and she was going to have to clean it as usual without the help of her husband. But that didn't seem like a possibility. She was never coming back to this apartment ever again. She turned to leave... but it was too late Luke closed the door with the force. Mara struggled to command the force to open the door. It was no use. Luke stood up with a bottle in his hands. Mara backed against the door. The twins giggled. "What in the world are you doing blending ewoks?" Mara demanded. "It's good! Try it!" Luke urged. "No wa-" Mara started, but was cut off by the liquid flowing down her throut(sp). "Hey that's pretty good!" Mara exclaimed. .*.*.Cadet03.*.*. Tahiri*Solo Total Posts: 35 Date Posted: Sep 16, 2002 2:13 PM » Reply >Sorry the last post is all together without spacing, couldn't do anything else because of the 1000 character limit!< .*.*.Cadet03.*.*. beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 17, 2002 5:53 AM » Reply >hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to post we go...< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 17, 2002 6:11 AM » Reply -------- The Punks were now half way through their second song. By know the gungans were back up standing, and seemed to have created one big mosh pit. "This is quite disturbing..." Zekk said to Jaina in a gap in the singing. In the front row they could see Lowie's fan club, the group of headbanging wookiees were trying to stop a familiar woman get onto the stage from the Naboo audience. They had not seen her before, but they recognised her immediatly. Anakin, Jaina, and Jacen looked at each other, then dropped their instruments and ran towards her. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 17, 2002 6:19 AM » Reply It was Padme! Their long-lost grandmother! An elderly Neimoidian hobbled out of a building just beside the stage. "There she is!" croaked Nute Gunray, as he manouvered his zimmerframe towards Padme. "Don't let her get away!" A squad of Battle Droids marched through the arena and carried Padme off into a ship, before anyone realised what was happening. "Oh no!" cried Jaina. Just then, Vader came running towards the departing ship. "NOOOOOOOO!" he yelled "Padme I love you!" The trade Federation blasted away from the planet, leaving the concert in confusion. "We have to get her!" said Anakin. "Yeah," Jacen said, "shall we go to the nearest cantina to work out a plan?" >DONE! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- The Missing Link 2005 Total Posts: 101 Date Posted: Sep 17, 2002 2:37 PM » Reply Padme turned around and stared a downtrodden looking Vader. "Well that's a first..." He got on his knees, pleading with her and then suddenly burst into laughter. Yanking off the mask, underneath was Anakin. Padme whirled around. "How the world did you do a double take that quickly?" "I'll never tell..." She walked on in disbelief. Whatever... >Hey guys I finally found my way home!!!! lol sorry that was the only thing I could come up with< (~~Cadet 4~~) princessjedi75 Total Posts: 944 Date Posted: Sep 17, 2002 2:38 PM » Reply <opps sorry i haven't read every page so if any of post r wrong just igonre them> beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 17, 2002 3:59 PM » Reply >Um... Link... The Trade Federation just kidnapped Padme...< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1474 Date Posted: Sep 17, 2002 4:58 PM » Reply <*groans* Confused!> ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 17, 2002 10:40 PM » Reply <*groans* Confused!> >Well, what did you expect ;) -=-=-= Stead two =-=-=- Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 18, 2002 6:47 AM » Reply <Mesa gonsa post now> *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 18, 2002 6:55 AM » Reply The Punks all rushed to the nearest Cantina to work out a plan. "Ohhhhh, I need an Orange Glo," Tahiri said, "all of those Gungans gave me a massive headache." All of the Punks agreed and they set to downing Orange Glo to erase the pictures of mshing Gungans out of their heads. "OK guys, let's all get to work," Jacen started. "That was Padme Amidala who was just kidnapped by the Trade Federation. She is our Grandmother, we just found her and we can't lose her again." "Jace, I've got an idea!" Jaina exclaimed. "It's about time." her brothers replied. "Seriously, who's the one squadron who's better at tricks and deceit than a Sith lord? The Wraiths. I think that we could use some of their help. The concerts have been getting pretty wild anyways and when we're done searching for Grandma, they can double as bodygaurds." TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 18, 2002 7:00 AM » Reply C "Jaina, I think you need some more Orange Glo," Zekk said as he stared at his wife in disbelief. "No, I'm serious. Not to mention I need to hear some better comdey than what we get from Jacen, and Wes and the rest of the Wraiths are perfect for that." "Jaina, my friend. I now agree with you," stated Tenel Ka. "Alright let's do this, I'll go contact Wedge." As Jaina went off to contact Wedge, all of the other Punks were mystified. They all sat around the table drinking more and wondering if Jaina had finally lost it. TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 18, 2002 7:03 AM » Reply "OK guys, the Wraiths should be here in about 3 hours, we have plenty of time to drink and figure out a plan." Jaina said when she got back to the table. All of the Punks refilled their drinks as they started to plan. "Now if you were the Trade Federation, where would your headquarters be?" DONE *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 18, 2002 3:20 PM » Reply >Oh I give in! I'll post! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 18, 2002 3:24 PM » Reply "Umm, on a planet?" Anakin said. "Oh good," said Jacen, "that narrows it down a bit" The other Punks started laughing, but stopped when they realised that Jacen was dead serious. "Why don't we ask Master Yoda?" Valin said, "wasn't he around then?" "So was grandpa," Jaina added. >DONE >Sorry, I seem to be suffering from severe writers block... -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- The Missing Link 2005 Total Posts: 101 Date Posted: Sep 18, 2002 5:41 PM » Reply >Well when ya post and read when under the throes of sleep deprivation.... ya know...< The Invisible Ana Total Posts: 2436 Date Posted: Sep 19, 2002 4:37 AM » Reply <Ana did a little bump, A little bump, A little bump! Ana did a little bump To get this to page one.> ^-^Stead 5^-^ beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 19, 2002 6:18 AM » Reply >The bumps are almost as entertaining as the story itself!< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Tahiri*Solo Total Posts: 35 Date Posted: Sep 19, 2002 9:56 AM » Reply The punks stayed a little while at the cantina drinking a little more Orange Glow. Then they went in search of Grandpa Vader. "OK problem," Tahiri said, "don't you think Grandpa Vader will be running around in a tyraid?" "Good point!" Jacen said. Anakin Just looked at her and then realized something. "Tahiri I figured out why you don't wear shoes!" he exclaimed. "Didn't I already explain that to you?" Tahiri asked him. "I know thereal reason." "If you so smart then why is it?" "You're BLONDE!" "I'm going to get you Anakin Solo!" .*.*.Cadet03.*.*. Mjade2005 Total Posts: 309 Date Posted: Sep 19, 2002 11:04 AM » Reply <oh a nasty insult> .//. Stead 07 .//. Mjade2005 Total Posts: 309 Date Posted: Sep 19, 2002 11:15 AM » Reply Anakin started to run. And then tripped over something. "Chuba chuba. Watch where your going, Human!" "WHat in the Name of all that is... Nevermind. What are you?" asked Zekk. "I am a Dug." said the Dug (duh!) "What's a Dug?" asked Lowie through the driod. "It's a... oh nevermind." "umm okay." said jacen. "Listen we really would like to stay and chat but can't. So gotta name?" Asked Jaina "Sebula." "Right. Now we have to go see our grandda Vader." "VADER?!?!?" "Yup." said anakin "Vader." <done> .//. Stead 07 .//. The Invisible Ana Total Posts: 2436 Date Posted: Sep 20, 2002 3:13 AM » Reply <This bump brought to you by the National Organization of the Nonvisible. (NON), of which I am a member.> MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 20, 2002 11:52 AM » Reply Han banged on the door to his cell, and shouted. Leia just gae him an exasperated look, and was about to sit down when a reply drifted down the corridor. "Helloooo" it came. "Helloooo toooo yoooou toooooooo" Han called back. The leather walls deadened the sound a little, but were nice a soft. "Where are you?" came the reply, considerably closer. "In a leather cell," Han called back. tbc MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 20, 2002 11:52 AM » Reply "This one?" Kyp stepped through teh wall, having cut a charred whole in it with his lightsaber. Han gave Leia an accusing look. "Why didn't you think of that?" He asked, but didn't wait for a reply. "What are you doing here? You two," he added,seeing Jag Fel step through the wall after Kyp. "We were arrested to squatting in Jaina and Zekk's apartment." Jag explained. "It wasn't our fault!" Kyp objected vehemently. "They never gave us a door key!" "You need a door key to get out?" Leia asked, mystified. "You mean you don't?!?" Jag looked horrifed. "My father's going to kill me!" he wailed. "Look, just cut through that wall and let's get out of here," Han interjected. "I really don't think I want to be around this smell any longer." Kyp obliged. *stead09* beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 20, 2002 1:28 PM » Reply >Okay, somebody remind me what happend to Han and Leia...< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 20, 2002 9:34 PM » Reply >This post brought to you by Mocha Flavored Bleneded Ewok< *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 20, 2002 9:34 PM » Reply >never mind, i can't think< Acidizer Total Posts: 1 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 12:12 AM » Reply This is one of the best Star Wars stories i have every read. I think you guys and girls should try to make it into a book called something like "Real Jedi Punk" A storie from the Star Wars universe. Well that is a little long but you get the idea. Thank you all alot for making this story. It really gave me a laugh. Sincerly, A Star Wars fan Bad furday: Uncombed Total Posts: 585 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 5:42 AM » Reply >Why thanks Acidizer, we all appreciate that! At the moment, my brain is taking a month's vacation...may post some later...< 0))) Commander (((0 Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 12:38 PM » Reply >OK i'm going to post now, and this time it's for real< *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 12:51 PM » Reply Back on Naboo... "Yes Vader is our Grandpa," Anakin told the Dug. "You got a problem with that?" "It's just that he was the greatest podracer that there ever was and I wanted his autograph." Sebulba replied. "Oh he's not here right now so you'll just have to wait until another time, now if you'll excuse us?" The Punks hurried off to the spaceport as they saw 13 X-wings start to land. Jaina hurried ahead of the rest of the Punks and met up with Wedge. "Ok Wedge, off you all come to the palace with us. " "What's all the rush about Jaina?" a voice asked from behind her. Jaina turned and saw Wes Janson behind her wearing a cloak that showed him on stage with all the Punks, and they were all doing a kickline. TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 1:02 PM » Reply "JANSON!" Wedge barked. "I thought I told you to get rid of that cloak years ago." "Sorry General, but this is just one item of clothing that I couldn't get rid of." "Look there's no time to worry about that jideous cloak now," Jaina reminded them, "We've got to get to the palace." And so the Punks accompanied by Wraith Squadron set off to Theed Palace. When they got to the palace, everyone was suprised by what they saw. <Done> *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 1:47 PM » Reply >A SURPRISE!!!! >I'M POSTING!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 1:57 PM » Reply "Well this isn't exactly as I remember it." Vader said. They looked out and saw a huge shopping centre spread out over where the palace used to be. The landed on the roof and Vader marched over to the nearest employeee. "By the Force!" Yelled Tahiri, "Look at the shoe shop!" "Oh dear," Anakin said, "She's going sane on us." "Ani! Ani! Buy me these!" Tahiri said running into the shop. The other Punks watched stunned, as Tahiri dragged a helpless Anakin into the biggest shoe shop in the Mid Rim. Just then, Vader came storming back. "It seems the palace was moved to Alderaan when Padme went to hide there." he explained, "They built this, The Amidala Grand Mall, in it's place." TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 2:19 PM » Reply Wedge climbed out of his X-wing and walked over. "What's going on?" "Ahh, Wedge" Vader said, "I don't think we've met since Yavin, sorry about shooting you" "It's all right, I know you were being controlled by a mysterious and evil energy field. No harm done" Wedge replied. "Well I'm afraid I havn't got a clue what's happening now" Vader said. Tahiri and Anakin came back, and the whole group stared open mouthed at Tahiri. Jacen and Zekk were so shocked they dropped their Blended Ewok. "Like the new look?" She asked. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 2:19 PM » Reply She was wearing high-heeled boots that were made of black shiney leather, and came up to just above her knees, and a really short skirt, tight red top and long pink hair. "Oh my...." Jaina started. Tahiri and Anakin smiled and walked past them holding hands. Anakin had also changed, and was wearing baggy jeans, a white long sleeved t-shirt with the obligatory "True Punk" wrote on with permanent marker. He had also died his hair green, and had it cut short and spikey. >DONE! >hehe! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Bad furday: Uncombed Total Posts: 585 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 4:12 PM » Reply >Just a quick one!< The others all stared opened mouthed. "Say, I' ve got a sense of Deja Vu all over again!" quipped Jacen. Jaina had a rather distant look in her eyes, while Lowie was headbanging to music only he could hear. "I'll want something like that for my cloak!" said Wes, watching Lowie. Wedge shot him a look. "Yub yub, Commander!" replied Janson. <Done!< 0))) Commander (((0 princessjedi75 Total Posts: 944 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 5:12 PM » Reply <hey furday does the "yub yub" post have anything to do with the blended ewoks just a thought> Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 5:32 PM » Reply >It's something Wes did to Wedge when they were forming Wraith Squadron< *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Bad furday: Uncombed Total Posts: 585 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 7:17 PM » Reply <yeah! I read those books and thought them great! And I thought that it would work well for the Blended Ewok ad!> 0))) Commander (((0 tahiriveila Total Posts: 651 Date Posted: Sep 21, 2002 9:00 PM » Reply <well, whaddya know? i managed to get away from Darth Real Life and Darth School to drop by for a change! hehe...um, wow...i have a lot of reading to do again...would someone be intersted in syponsizing the past, oh 20 or so pages? ;) actually, can someone sum everything up for me, cuz i haven't been following and can't go thru and read everything...i'd appreciate it! :D > *~*~*~Stead Ten*~*~*~ (or, at least, i think i'm ten, still...right? if i'm wrong someone correct me) beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 22, 2002 7:40 AM » Reply >tahiri, you are stead 9 now :) -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- tahiriveila Total Posts: 651 Date Posted: Sep 22, 2002 11:48 AM » Reply < thanks, beeurd! i fixed it now..> *~*~*~Stead Nine*~*~*~ beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 22, 2002 1:39 PM » Reply >No problem :) -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 22, 2002 2:38 PM » Reply >Post now will I< *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 22, 2002 2:45 PM » Reply As the Punks were staring in suprise at the shopping center, they saw something that suprised them even more. Padme was exiting the mall. Vader dropped everything that he was doing and ran towards her, scooping her up in a hug and spinning around in circles. "Grandma!" All of the Solo children shouted at once. "What are you doing here? We saw the Trade Federation kidnap you!" "Oh that? That was just my insta-clone. When I heard that you were all on planet I had to get you attention, but it was too dangerous for me to go out in person so I sent an insta-clone, figuring that you'd come here to the site of the old palace if anything happened. Apparently I was right. It's so good to finally see my grandchildren. You're all so sweet." TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 22, 2002 2:48 PM » Reply "Well Grandma," Anakin spoke up. "You've missed 18 years of my life, you owe me a lot. Life day gifts, Jedimas, all the stuff a Grandmother givs her grandson, so pay up!" "ANAKIN!" Vader roared. "That's no way to treat Padme, get to the ship this instant!" Done *~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 22, 2002 4:07 PM » Reply >Commencing beeurdisation< >(I'm posting)< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 955 Date Posted: Sep 22, 2002 4:18 PM » Reply "We have a lot to cath up on!" Vader said, as he lead Padme onto the ship. As they headed up the ramp, Anakin ran down it. "Oh Sith! Oh Sith! Oh Sith!" he yelled. "What is it?" Tahiri asked, rushing up to Anakin, almost tripping up in her new boots. "It's Kyp Durron!" he said, "He's in the ship!" "I'll kill him!" Vader said, pushing past. "No!" Anakin wailed, "He's been murdered." "but who would do that?" said Jaina. >DONE! >Yeah, that Murder Myster thing we are doing at GB gave me the idea.. -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Princess2783 Total Posts: 56 Date Posted: Sep 22, 2002 6:28 PM » Reply >Great just what we need more mystery< *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1275 Date Posted: Sep 22, 2002 6:38 PM » Reply <you had to kill Kyp?> The Invisible Ana Total Posts: 2436 Date Posted: Sep 23, 2002 5:18 AM » Reply <NOOOOOOO!!!!>

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