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Bad furday: Uncombed Total Posts: 568 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 7:08 AM » Reply >Actually...no< "Um, no, that was page 6" said Furday. Pod verified it with the data pad. The Punks all laughed at Zekk, who saw it as another oppertunity to whack Anakin's head agin. >Ok, NOW I'm Done!< 0))) Commander (((0 TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 224 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 2:09 PM » Reply <This bump brought to you by the Psychopathic Jedi Writing Team: Confusing Our Readers and Each Other Since November 12, 2001.> [==Stead_Eleven==] Mjade2005 Total Posts: 300 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 2:15 PM » Reply <if no one is posting i think i have an idea.> <oh yeah why does everyone forget I exsist?> .//. stead 08 .//. podracer838 Total Posts: 876 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 2:16 PM » Reply >... because you write yourself out for so long? lol kidding!< ~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~ =*=*=*=*Greenie One*=*=*=*= Mjade2005 Total Posts: 300 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 2:25 PM » Reply <* glares blaster bolts*> Mjade2005 Total Posts: 300 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 2:29 PM » Reply "hey you guys!" yelled Mjade. "when is the party going to get started? and i brought the cd player." "Whats a CD Player?" asked Jiana. "um it's like.... Psychos what SW tech is our CD players like?" <DOne annow my character is there.> .//. Stead 08 .//. beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 2:56 PM » Reply >Hmm. I've neve done a party before...< >I thinjk I'll have a go at that :) -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 3:09 PM » Reply After listening to what a CD player was, the Punks quickly dismissed the idea and set up a stage in the middle of the arena. Somehow people from all around the galaxy managed to find the place and the arena was full of people. "Emperor's Black Bones!" Valin said nervously, "look at all those people." "There's no need for profanities" Corran told his son. "We'll have a word about your language after the show." Then the Punks walked out onto the stage, and Jacen picked up the microphone. "Uh..." he started, but the speakers squeled terrible high-pitched sounds over the audience, making them groan and cover their ears. Lowie fiddles with the amplifier and gave Jacen the thumbs-up sign. "Hi everybody!" He yelled. "Are you ready to ROCK?!?!" Jaina shook her head. Jace had always wanted to say that at the start of a concert. "I've always wonted to say that." said Jacen to the rest of the Punks. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 3:17 PM » Reply >OPTIONAL POST< >I KNOW IT BREAKS THE RULES, SO IGNORE IF NECCESARY< The mic squealed again, even louder this time and Lowie went to re-adjust the amp. ----- High above the planet, a Yuuzhan Vong worldship looked down on the concert. "Are you sure this is the right galaxy?" Tsavong Lah asked his Luitenant. "I'm not sure, Warmaster" The warrior replied, stareing at the people experiencing the exrutiating pain of the squealing microphone. "The embrace the pain so well." "The gods must be mistaken then." the Warmaster said. "Let us find our True new home." "Very well" And with that the Yuuzhan Vong left the galaxy, never to be seen again. Ever. ------ Lowbacca managed to sort out the audio problem and everyone sighed with relief. TBC... Mjade2005 Total Posts: 300 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 3:41 PM » Reply <i had an idea but i havwe to go.> .//. stead 08 .//. beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 4:02 PM » Reply >BACK TO NORMAL NOW, OKAY?< Zekk started first: "Old Darth-" Suddenly Jaina whacked him around the head, almost knocking him off the stage. "Don't you ever do that again." "Sorry" said Zekk sheepishly. The concert went on for hours, and some said it was their best ever. ----- Sith Lord Yoda looked out over the crowd with his evil alternate and the Galaxy Destroying Doomsday Device. "Forgotten us, they have" he said. "Strike now we should. Just then, Anakin hit a powerful finishing chord on his guitar, shattering the delicate systems of the GDDD. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Evil Yoda, as he and his alternates started fading back to their own dimensions. ----- "The drinks are on Grandpa Vader!" Jacen shouted!" "No wait!" yelled beeurd as he noticed he and the rest of the Psychopathic Jedi were also returning back to their real place. >DONE! >We couldn't stay in the story forever...< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 4:05 PM » Reply >Sorry Mjade... >I guess that wrecked your idea... -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 5:27 PM » Reply <Darn...you ruined the block party beeurd! *shakes head* And i thought I was starting to get through to you...*sigh* oh well...> *~* XO *~* TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 224 Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 10:07 PM » Reply <So, now we're out of the story. The question is, where do we go from here?> Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1474 Date Posted: Sep 3, 2002 5:49 AM » Reply <We're out of the story? It's about time...someone should look back and see what date we entered into the story, it's been forever! LOL...> ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 3, 2002 6:24 AM » Reply <November 11th 2001, is the date Jedi Punks was started.> wyld_knight (kinda here) Total Posts: 858 Date Posted: Sep 3, 2002 6:29 AM » Reply <wow, congrats!!! hey, gav sorted yu out with a booth in the lounge yet? you'll have to submit a character profile, but we could all just read the jedi punks and save yu the trouble ;)> ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 3, 2002 6:58 AM » Reply <LOL, finally somebody understands to use the <> . Thanx Wyld....I'll be over there in a minute.> looks-like-they-know-where-to-find-me. Sorry-Corran-if-I'm-using-your-lines. *~*Executive Officer*~* ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 3, 2002 7:03 AM » Reply you'll have to submit a character profile, but we could all just read the jedi punks and save yu the trouble <Actually, we haven't been in the whole story...recently, we've done a cameo. The story is about a Jedi Punk Band started by the Solo children, and thier friends.> MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 3, 2002 11:56 AM » Reply >I don't think we can call that a cameo. A novella, possibly.< *Stead09* ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 3, 2002 11:58 AM » Reply <*shrugs*> princessjedi75 Total Posts: 942 Date Posted: Sep 3, 2002 12:51 PM » Reply <umm i am still very very confused> Bad furday: Uncombed Total Posts: 568 Date Posted: Sep 4, 2002 8:34 AM » Reply >This Bump brought to you by BurmaShave! The bearded lady Tried a jar Now she's a famous Movie star! Try BurmaShave! 0)))Commander(((0 beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 4, 2002 3:34 PM » Reply >Princess, to simplify matters just ignore everything except the fact that they are at a party. Who knows what could happen next...< >Don't worry, I'm not posting...< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Mjade2005 Total Posts: 300 Date Posted: Sep 5, 2002 10:54 AM » Reply "Hey where did they go?" asked Zekk. "I have no idea. One moment they're here; the next they're gone. and after Anakin squeled on his guitar." " we'll miss them." said Jiana. "yeah"said the rest of the punks. "How about getting back together and doing concerts?" asked anakin. "Yeah!" "Sounds Great!" "cool!" came the variuos replys. <Done> .//. Stead 08 .//. Chief of Intel. Mjade2005 sticksjainastixme Total Posts: 19 Date Posted: Sep 5, 2002 11:56 AM » Reply i was reading this in 2nd hour and i got some funny looks cuz i was laughing so hard sorry i cant contribute to it im no good at things like this but i love it ~Stix~ ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 5, 2002 4:54 PM » Reply <Oh, thanx! We really appreciate feedback. why don't you check out http:www.galacticbasic.net/forums some time.> Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1474 Date Posted: Sep 5, 2002 6:10 PM » Reply <sticksjainsstixme, you could become part of the green squadron if you wanted to, they are our number one fans who read the story but dont contribute. Check out galacticbasic.net!> ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ sticksjainastixme Total Posts: 19 Date Posted: Sep 5, 2002 7:07 PM » Reply see the thing is id contribute if i new what to put i mean im good at writing comedy but im completely lost can someone fill me in so i dont have to read all the pages again? ~Stix~ MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 6, 2002 6:47 AM » Reply >we used to write summaries every now and then, but now there's too much to summarise. The following is probqably the 'vital' facts you'd need to know to join in: The Jedi Punks consist of Jaina, Jacen, Anakin, Tahiri, Zekk, Tenel Ka, Valin, (Darth) John, lowie, Jysella and probably some others... Zekk and Jaina are married, with twin daughter called Ally and Ally, who are opn Coruscant. Tahiri and Anakin are married. Jacen and Tenel Ka are married. Luke has started several nudist colonies. Mara has been cloned several times. Darth Vader is Chief of State of the new Republic. Alderaan has been resurected, as has Bail Organa, Grand Admiral Thrawn and Yoda. Corran Horn doesn't like the fact his kids are in the band. Borsk Fey'lya is dead. (there's actually nother Luke, called Gus, and one of Mara's clones somehwere around, but they seemed to have disappeared). tbc MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 6, 2002 6:48 AM » Reply The reappearance of dead characters and planets (and two lukes) is due to some time travelling. Bob is the 'infomation guy' and turns up when we need to explain the plot to the punks. Darth John was a boy who was refused entry to the punks, and got his own back with the dark side of the force. He's died at least three times, is now good, and has now been accepted as a punk. If you can't remember all the punks, just stick to the main ones (YJK characters). The Vong will not invade.< *stead09* beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 6, 2002 12:24 PM » Reply >That's actually the best summary I think we are going to get< >Must.... resist urge... to....... >I'm posting.< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 6, 2002 12:35 PM » Reply Chief of State Vader sat with Yoda at a table at the edge of the party. "Stupid kids..." Vader grumbled. "Much to learn, about grandchildren, you still have." Yoda told the former Dark Lord. "You don't have any do you?" "I do not" Yoda replied. "Then don't lecture me on my kids." "Sorry I am." said Yoda. "Apology accepted, Master Yoda." -------- "I'm shure glad old Vadeyboy didn't get too mad at your announshing that all the drinksh were on him" Zekk slurred. "Well," said Jacen, "he doesh have the entire resourshes of the Imperial Republic on hish credit cardsh" "Really?" chipped in Valin, who hadn't been drinking, on account that Corran seemed to be following him around. "I might have to borrow that sometime." TBC... ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 6, 2002 12:42 PM » Reply <To be a greenie, you really don't need to write on the story. You start there...it's like an awknoledgement, and if you post you can move up the ranks. If you'd like a rank, I'd be happy to give you one.> *~* Psychopatic Jedi Executive Officer *~* beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 6, 2002 12:46 PM » Reply -------- "Oohhhhhh" moaned Jaina as they all woke up the next morning. They heard the birds singing and new something was wrong. "Umm, do you get birds and trees and stuff on Geonosis?" asked Anakin, looking around. "I don't remember any" Jacen whispered back. They looked around and saw that only those of them that had been drinking the previous night were there; Valin, Jysella, and John were all missing. --------- "Where are they?" said Jysella, as the three Punks waited alone for a lift home. "We're the only people left" said Valin. "Who's that?" John said, pointing. "It looks like Talon Kardde" Jysella said. "Lets go and get a lift to Coruscant." "But what if they come back?" John protested. "They said they would be a couple of hours." said Valin, glancing at his chrono. "That was exactly 13 hours ago". TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 6, 2002 12:53 PM » Reply ------ "What planet are we on?" asked Anakin, "Anyone remember?" "Well first we'd better find our ship..." suggested Zekk. Lowbacca growled something and pointed up. "You're right, Lowie," said Jacen, "That does look like Tafanda Bay, which means we are ON Ithor" "I hope we got permission" said Jaina "I have a not-so-good feelingabout this." commented Tahiri. A spotlight hit them and a voice said. "Trespassers - You are under arrest!" "Uhh... Fact." said Tanel Ka. -------- Meanwhile The other three Punks had managed to get back to Coruscant with Kardde. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 6, 2002 1:01 PM » Reply "I'm pretty sure you didn't have to smuggle us here." said Valin, as he climbed out of the cargo canister. "Probably not, but I didn't want you moaning kids running about my ship, did I?" said Kardde. "Now get out" ------ As they were walking down the wide Coruscant streets, they realised that they were being followed by a large mob of people. "Right, that's it!" Jysella screamed, turning round to face the crowd. "Whadd'ya want?" "Uhh, your autographs!" the people yelled. They spent the next few hours writting autographs and eventually foudn out that their concert had been broadcast live over the Holonet. All three were happy to find that they were in Holos in millions of kids' bedrooms. "Wow! We're famous!" said John. "Yeah, but I wonder where the others are?" said Valin. >DONE! -=-=-= Setad Two =-=-=- sticksjainastixme Total Posts: 19 Date Posted: Sep 6, 2002 1:31 PM » Reply thanx for the summary... ill think of some and ill post a bit ~Stix~ Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1474 Date Posted: Sep 6, 2002 8:09 PM » Reply <ahh!!! Second page? What's happening here?!?!? Come on people, write!!! *gets a bunch of glares* hey, I'm outta ideas here...> ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 9:49 AM » Reply >I'm probably the most active author here at the moment... lol, imagine that. >And it's not that confusing right now either! >BTW I'm posting... -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Jawa In A Box Total Posts: 2242 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 10:10 AM » Reply im writing a SW novel that will never be published because it will never be approved : ) but at the same time : ( beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 10:25 AM » Reply The three junior members of the Jedi Punks went to see Chief of State Vader, to see if he could help locate the rest of the band. They had been in the turbolift for ages. "I thought this was a turbolift" moaned Valin. "Well we could have caught an airtaxi..." John said, deliberatly looking at Jysella. "I hate airtaxis." Jysella said, "They scare me." "How long now?" asked John. Valin looked at the turbolift screen. "Just another few hundred floors." ---------- Vader sat in his office, and his secretary walked in. "What is thy bidding, my Master?" she said. "Get me some cafe, I'm going to fall asleep working on this re-election campaign." "Yes, sir" "Better make it Corellian strength" Vader added. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 10:25 AM » Reply Just then the bell rang. "Enter" said Vader John, Jysella, and Valin walked into Vader's office and stood by his desk. "Ah," Vader said, "What can I do for you?" "We've lost the rest of the Punks!" John said "Nobody knows where they've gone." Valin added. "I'm too busy to help you with that" Vader said, "the polls are showing that at this election coming up, I'm going to be out of office." "Well I don't know this politics stuff..." John mumbled. "Did you try asking your dad?" Vader asked Valin and Jysella. "He knows a lot of stuff from his days in CorSec" "Well we were kinda trying to avoid him" Valin said. "I'll try and call their ship" Vader said, reaching for the holophone. Vader listened for a bit, then hung up. "Just a Sithspawned answerphone." "Why didn't you leave a message?" Jysella asked. "The abilty to leave a message is insignificant next to the power of the Force" Vader told them. "Umm. Okay..." said John. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 10:26 AM » Reply "Wait," Valin said. "If you help us find the others, we can help you stay Cheif of State!" "Hmmmm, agreed!" Vader said, just as his caf arrived. "I'll meet with you tomorrow, I have work to do right now." "Sure, seeya tomorrow!" said John as they all headed back towards the turbolift. The office door closed behind them. "So how are we going to help him?" John asked. "I didn't think that far ahead." Valin said >DONE! >There, I gave the plot a bit of a direction. So don't say I never do anything for you. :p -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 1:01 PM » Reply >Ok, I have a great idea (by my standards, any way) but it doesn't fit with the punks just now. Any one know where Han, Leia etc are? no? good!< The Falcon was drifting in space, the power dead and emergency lights throbbing gently. Threepio was back on Coruscant, with Jaina's twins (>we really need to get them back in somehow<). Hoth glittered in the faint starlight, and the thousands of asteroids spun in an eternal dance of peace and the occasional crash. "Oh, Han, it's so nice to get some time to ourselves!" Leia reclined on his lap as they stared out of the cockpit at the stunning vista before them. "I'd never realised how romantic a failed Hyperdrive could be." "And just over there was were we shared our first kiss, remember? And where the space slug tried to swallow us." Leia grimaced. Trust Han to bring up that. And the space slug thing was just the icing on the cake. tbc MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 1:01 PM » Reply "And we were being chased by fourteen Star Destroyers, or there about, including Darth Vader's own ship. Funny, I didn't like dad nearly as much then as I do now," Leia mused, recalling the hu-uge estate her father had given her on Alderaan. "It really reminds you of old times, doesn't it? What with the hyperdrive out of order, and all those SD's bearing down on us." Han agreed, carressing his wife's hair tenderly. His hand paused suddenly. "Ouch! Han, stop pulling my hair!" Then it hit Leia too. She turned her head v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y and stared out of the viewport. Speeding towards then were thirteen Star Destroyers and several fleet of TIE fighters. Oh, and one giant shoe. * * * tbc MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 1:02 PM » Reply The Case of the Absent Punks Holmes and I were sitting in the drawing room when hte knock came at our door. I was just finishing a late breakfast, having slept uneasily due to that Jezail bullet, sa our visitor entered. Holmes gave a smile, and put away the ####### needle he had just taken out. "My Dear Darth Vader, I thought it would be you. I see you have travelled by air taxi, having departed in some hurry but not a little relctantly, and have come from the Imperial Palace. This concerns your grandchildren, does it not?" The Sith Lord did not look unduly surprised, though it was hard to tell with the immense black armour shrouding his natural appearance. "Yes, my dear Sherlock," he positively rasped. "Three of the punks are here on Coruscant, the others are missing. I was wondering if you would help me look into it." tbc MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 1:03 PM » Reply "Certainly, anything for an old friend." This caused me to wonder where this unlikely pair had met in the past. "Watson, no doubt you are wondering were we unlikely pair met in the past?" I nodded. "Elementary, my dear Watson, we went to school together! Vader, allow me to introduce my esteemed colleague, Dr Watson, who has helped me on many of my previous cases." "PLease to meet you," THe Dark Lord rasped. "I am afraid I cannot stay long, I have a re-eleciton speech to attend to. If you would care to accompany me to the imperial Palace, the younger members of the band are there to speak to you." "Oh," Holmes replied in an offhand manner, "I alreadyknow where the other punks are, how they got there, and the danger they are currently facing. But it is nice to be proved ocrrect, so, if you've quite finished your breakfast Watson, yes, we will accompany you to the Imperial Palace." tbc MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 1:04 PM » Reply As we sat in the airtaxi, an alarming thought crossed my mind. "Where you ever on Tatooine, Holmes?" I asked ,my superior friend. "No, why on earth would you think that, Watson?" "I cannot fathom how you and Darth Vader came to be at the same school then. HOw in the dickens did that come about?" "We were close friends at the Jedi Academy," our client informed me. "Oh come now, Watson," Holmes exclaimed upon seeing my shocked visage, "You didn't really believe I could make all of those jumps in logic and reasoning, and surmise so much from a few muddy stains, without a little Force-assitance, did you?" I was left puzzled and a little dismayed for the remainer of our journey, which passed in silence. * * * tbc MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 1:04 PM » Reply "What's with the shoe!?!" Han yelped as the Falcon's system came reluctantly online. Leia shrugged as she rapicly crosswired various circuits in an attempt to make the seilds respond. "In the Original Star Wars Triology, episode five," a voice startled them both. Han spared his attention from the controls long enough to glance around to see Bob standing clamly amidst the chaos. "-the original escape from Hoth scene was shot with a trainer taking the place of one of teh Star Destroyer models," Bob continued. "Shut up and help!" Leia barked at him. "Get into one of the damned gun turrets and shoot at them, Shoe included!" tbc MsSolo Total Posts: 941 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 1:06 PM » Reply Bob disappeared, grumpy at having not been thanked for his service. The Falcon continued it's mad dash into the asteroid field, richoting (sp?) off said asteroids and plunging though space-slug lined crevaces as TIEs whined after it. Eventually Leia got the sheilds up, but it was too late. The Shoe had caught them in its tractor beam (giant shoelace) and was drawing them into the landing bay, which was lined by a sock. >Oh, I'm inspiration girl today! When was the last time I wrote so much? OK, I've been reading too much Sherlock Holmes, so sue me. Sorry abaout the typos.< *stead09* beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 4:21 PM » Reply >Good job! >I like the shoe bit :D >And the Sherlock Holmes bit, it's a nice strange twist to our completely twisted plot :) -=-=-= Sytead Two =-=-=- Tahiri*Solo Total Posts: 35 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 4:36 PM » Reply "Oh great" Bob muttered wondering what to do while he sat in the gun turret awaiting being usered into the giant shoe. "Oh I almost forgot! I can disappear!" he stood up and bumped his head on the ladder. "Sith!" he said and then snapped his fingers. Nothing happened. "First no thank you from the Solos and now I can't escape! This is just not my day!" ******************************************* "Han I can't believe you got us caught in the shoelaces of a giant shoe!" Leia yelled at her husband. Han didn't answer to buisy trying to breack (sp) the lock of the giant shoelace. "By the force, what smells so bad?" Leia asked. "Must have been some smelly foot wearing this shoe!" Han said flashing a Solo grin. ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 7, 2002 5:40 PM » Reply <LOL...I told Ewing his buddy is in a predicamnet...I don't think he understood what I meant...> ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 8, 2002 8:10 AM » Reply <Gently slides this to page 1...> Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1474 Date Posted: Sep 8, 2002 11:52 AM » Reply <*cracks up* ROTFL!!! It's nice to see we've gotten back to our original humor! Hahaha...> ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ Princess2783 Total Posts: 42 Date Posted: Sep 8, 2002 1:07 PM » Reply >I love this story, I'm somewhere around page 165 and I've been reading for about 4 days, I would love to post and just applied for the Psychopathic Jedi over at galacticbasic, great story< princessjedi75 Total Posts: 942 Date Posted: Sep 8, 2002 3:48 PM » Reply >this is no just hmm what word can i say sad but funny< Princess2783 Total Posts: 42 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 8:27 AM » Reply >This bump is brought to you by Smell-no-more shoe spray, manufactured on Gammor, "We know how to get rid of smell< Tahiri Veila Solo69 Total Posts: 3 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 8:58 AM » Reply > ah! hello everyone! i am soooo sorry i havent been on in such a long time! i have swim practice in the mornings and afternoon's and i have many long hours of homework (honors math and AP history, grrrrr)anyways, i hope to talk to you all later! tootles! *green5ers* lalalalala Daria is #######! beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 11:36 AM » Reply >I suggest a new strategy. >Let beeurd post. -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 12:04 PM » Reply Valin, John, and Jysella were waiting by Darth Vader's shuttle, as he had told them to. "That Holmes chap and his dear Watson have gone to do a bit of investigating." the Dark Lord said as he walked up behind them. "Whoah!" John said when he turned around to see Vader waering a tuxedo over his armoured suit. "Call me Vader, Darth Vader." Vader said, "Licence to kick some butt!" The three young Punks watched gasping as Vader whipped out his lightsaber and swing it round wildy as if he was cutting up some invisible bad guys. TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 12:04 PM » Reply "Anyway," Vader said eventually, "I thought we'd go and save them ourselves, our investigating friends say they have pinpointed them on Ithor." "And they are being held hostage?" Valin asked. "We haven't found that out yet, but we'll go and rescue them anyway." Vader strolled over and activated the shuttle's ramp. "Stand back" he told them. Vader pressed himself against the side of the ship, and when the hatch was fully open, he spun round pointing his blaster in the open compartment. "Is something the matter?" John asked. "You can never be too carefull," Vader said, "there are a lot of Senators that want my job at the moment." "Oh." said Jysella. "As long as they are not after us." >DONE -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Tahiri*Solo Total Posts: 35 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 1:21 PM » Reply <If you guys are wondering where JainaSolo:) is she wanted me to tell you she doesn't have internet acess right now but hopefully will be back soon!> Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1474 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 2:02 PM » Reply <I'm actually gonna post!!! lol> ~*:)*~ Sf Lead ~*:)*~ Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1474 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 2:26 PM » Reply "Don't be so sure," Vader told the kids. "If any attacks come, you three will be the first to die. That's what bodyguards are for!" "Uh...er...we're not exactly your bodyguards, Senator," Valin stammered, looking around nervously. "Sure ya are! You agreed to help me win the election, right? Well, how can I win if I get killed? Exactly." Vader started up the ship and the three Punks were left glancing nervously around. "This is not going according to plan," Jysella hissed. John gave a yelp as the hyperdrive kicked in and he was thrown into the garbage canister. Trash flew out of the canister and covered the unfortunate Punk. John glared at Jys and Val as they held back a laugh. "Not funny." TBC... beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 2:29 PM » Reply >JainaSolo:) >Who? >lol, just kidding :D -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1474 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 2:37 PM » Reply *** Meanwhile, the rest of the Punks sat in a jail cell on Ithor, trying desperately to make the guards believe them. "Honestly! We don't know how we got here, sir!" Jaina cried. "Yea, sure, and next thing you're gonna tell me is that you're really the famous Jedi Punks, right?" the guard mocked. "This is a fact," Tenel Ka said. The group of guards laughed. "Yup, lemme guess, you're Jaina, right?" another guard mocked. Tenel Ka blinked. "Uh, no, that is Jaina, I'm Tenel Ka." The guard rolled his eyes. "The Jedi Punks have twelve people. There's only nine of you here," he said. Anakin looked around and started counting the people in the cell. "1...68...3...71...5...14...8...26...9...aww, he's right! There's only 9 of us here!" TBC... Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1474 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 2:42 PM » Reply Anja frowned. "I counted only eight. Roll call! Jaina?" "Here!" "Jacen?" "Present!" "Tahiri?" "Here!" "Tenel Ka?" "Here!" "John?" Anja listened for a reply, but none came. "Well, we're missing John. Lowie?" Lowie growled an afirmitive. "Ok, Jysella and Valin?" There was another silence. "Uh...no Val or Jys then. Anakin?" "I'm not here!" Ani cried. Anja grinned. "I was right! There's only eight of us here. We're missing John, Jys, Val, and Ani!" TBC... Jaina Solo (Sticks) Total Posts: 1474 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 2:47 PM » Reply "That's only seven, there Anja. Where's Killy?" Tenel Ka spoke up. "I'm here, I've been here all along!" a small voice said from the back of the cell. "Ok, so that makes eight of us here. We've lost John, Jysella, Valin, and Anakin!" Tahiri moaned. Anakin started crying. "Oh no! I'm lost!" Jacen froze. "Hey, you guys, that sounded like Anakin!" He turned around. "Hey, there's Anakin! We found him!" Anakin grinned. "I'm not lost anymore? Yay!" He let out a big 'oof' as Tahiri barreled into him and gave him a gigantic hug and kiss. "Oh, Ani, I never want to lose you again!" "Ok, so we found Ani, but what about the others?" Jaina asked. "And how are we supposed to get past these guards?" <done!> ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ Princess2783 Total Posts: 42 Date Posted: Sep 9, 2002 11:58 PM » Reply >It's 3am, do you know where you're psychopathic jedi are? I'm going to post< *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* Princess2783 Total Posts: 42 Date Posted: Sep 10, 2002 12:04 AM » Reply "I've got it," Anakin said, "Why don't we just call Bob and he can help us out?" "Wow Anakin, the first smart idea you've ever had in your life," replied Jacen. "OHHH Bo-ob" Bob appeared in a flash of pink smoke wearing only a bath towel. "Every time that I go to take a bath this happens, what do you little punks want?" "Well we're missing a few people and we want to get out of here," Tahiri said. "Do you know how to get us out of here?" "It's no problem, all you have to do is click your heels together 3 times and say 'There's no place like home.'" All the punks tried it but nothing happened. "Oops wrong story. I know just tell the Ithorians that you had a calling." TBC Princess2783 Total Posts: 42 Date Posted: Sep 10, 2002 12:09 AM » Reply "A calling?" All of the punks looked confused, more so than usual. "Yes, a calling, once an Ithorian receives a calling to tend to the Mother Forest, it is impossible for them to ignore it. Those who get callings are banished from the city and spend their lives tending to the forests." "But we don't want to spend the rest of our lives taking care of some trees," whined Zekk. "Yeah and I want to see my girls again," Jaina complained. "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you sp,thing rather important. Now let's see, what was it..." <Done> *~~~~~Cadet 5~~~~~* beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 11, 2002 12:13 PM » Reply >Oh thready! >I'm so happy to see you again! I thought we'd lost you for ever! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 224 Date Posted: Sep 11, 2002 1:40 PM » Reply <I'm gonna give a short post.> [==Stead_Eleven==] TheUnknown285 Total Posts: 224 Date Posted: Sep 11, 2002 2:08 PM » Reply "Oh, yeah, I remember what it was I was going to tell you," Bob said. He pulled out a giant picket sign saying "Info guys on strike." DONE [==Stead_Eleven==] beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 11, 2002 3:58 PM » Reply >lol >At last! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 11, 2002 4:01 PM » Reply >actually I think I'll be posting :o) -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 11, 2002 4:19 PM » Reply Vader and the three Punks left the ship and began sneaking around the Ithorian city. "Be as quiet as you can," Vader said, "we want to try not to get caught." They tip-toed around the corner as quetly as they could. Which wasn't very quiet at all, thanks to Vader's breath. "Hey, there!" Valin exclaimed, pointing to a sign that read 'Detention Block' "Good work" said Vader. "Now to get in there un-noticed..." >DONE! -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 1:10 PM » Reply >Okay, I'll be a-postin' -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 1:11 PM » Reply <* stands back and covers her eyes*> beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 1:32 PM » Reply Back on Coruscant Luke and Mara were looking after Allie and Allie. Corran and Mirax had brought them round because they got fed up of waiting for someone to take them off their hands. Luke was trying to feed the twins. "Come on," he said, waving a spoonful of baby food in the air, "here comes the Super Star Destroyer!" "Uh Luke I don't think that'll work" Mara said, watching from a safe distance. "Why not?" Luke said. Or would have said if Allie hadn't have spat the food out in his face. Mara laughed. "See?" Allie waved her hand and the sent the bowl of food hurtling towards Mara, who quickly deflected it with the Force. Luke had just finished wiping the food off his face when Allie's bowl came flying at him. "Oh Sith!" he yelled, and and instinct brought out his lightsaber to intercept the offending object. He ended up having burning hot food hitting him in the face. The babies laughed while Mara rushed over to tend to her husband. "Now I know why the Horns couldn't cope with them!" Mara commented. >DONE! >I thought you might be missing them a little, so I wrote them back in for a bit. -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 1:35 PM » Reply <* stands back and covers her eyes*> Oi! ;) -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 1:53 PM » Reply "oh siiiith" the twins said in unison. They were learning to copy small phrases, lately, and had apparently just taken on to a curse. Mara looked to Luke, and fixed him with a stare. "Nice job," she said, getting up to clean the nasty #### they called baby food off Allicia's face. They had just recently realized that the twins did have a small diference about them. Alicen had a small birthmark by her left eye. "I didn't mean to..." Luke said, as he finally got the hint, and started to clean Alicen's face. "Siith!" she said as she threw some more food at him. Mara sent him a look of scorn. "It's not that bad." Luke muttered. "You'll be singing another tune when you're neice finds out. I'm sure Zekk will be thrilled too." Luke shot her a look of pure agony, as the twins said it again. "And just wait 'til your sister finds out..." "Blasters!" Allie and allie repeateed the phrase and sighed. "Okay, so what do I do about it?" Mara sat down thoughtfully. Finally, she replied."Well, you could try teaching them positive things...maybe it will make them forget." she kissed him. "May the Force Be with You. You'll need it. I'm going to go clean up...I'll see you in a bit." With that, she left Luke, headed for the refresher. Left Luke all alone...with the twins. DONE *~* Executive Officer *~* ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 1:56 PM » Reply < ;) @ beeurd. Oh well, I had an idea...so I actually posted...picture me in Luke's shoes...it's not fun...trust me... I said darn it...and she ran around the house saying a worse word.> ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 2:00 PM » Reply < That above bleeping was g o o k > princessjedi75 Total Posts: 942 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 3:04 PM » Reply <very interesting just who is allie and allie?> ROGUEeleven (Sticks) Total Posts: 1260 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 4:03 PM » Reply <Jaina and Zekk's kids...Alicen And Alicia. They're twin babies.> Bad furday: Uncombed Total Posts: 568 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 4:05 PM » Reply <yes, and they've disappeared for many months!> beeurd (©2002) Total Posts: 936 Date Posted: Sep 12, 2002 10:38 PM » Reply >yeah, when we took over the sotrie with our little "cameo"...< -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-

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