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Date Posted: Aug 24, 2002 1:55 PM |
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Tenel Ka suddenly rode up on a motorcycle...
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princessjedi75
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Date Posted: Aug 24, 2002 2:11 PM |
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and said "Ta'a Chume is gonna be queen again and kill our band cause some alein machinen haters are gonna attack!!!!!!!!!!!!" "take a chill" some weirdo said. meanwhile Luke Skywalker did get some clothes on. Mara's best dress. "Luke!!!!!! How could you!" Mara screamed. "What?! My friend told me if you wanna get out army put a dress on." "You arnt even in the army!" Then she noticed a few little red & white balls.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Aug 24, 2002 4:11 PM |
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>Um... Y'all, I think that's our cue to bring back the old stuff. Looks like our fans are getting impatient... terribly so...<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Greenie One*=*=*=*=
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 24, 2002 5:13 PM |
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<ya know, I think ur right, Pod!>
*grins evily-cutely*
<let's get rid of this mass confusion cameo, and get back to the Jedi Punks.>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
<Oh, yea, I'm posting>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 24, 2002 5:26 PM |
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Mjade reached the hangar, and found her fellow Psycho's trying to steal a ship to escape. "I've captured her," Mjade said.
"Great!" Furday cried. "Good work, Mjade!"
"So, if we have the JainaSolo clone right here, where is the real JainaSolo?" asked Sticks.
As if on cue, JainaSolo (the real one) ran around a corridor and charged into the hangar. "Don't worry, guys, I'll save you from her!" she cried, and shot the clone in the chest.
The clone dropped dead, and JainaSolo stared in suprise. "JainaSolo, you bozo, we had her in captivity. She would have spent the rest of her years in the mines of Kessel if you hadn't have just killed her," Pod said, teeth clenched, still ticked about the whole Star Trek thing.
Starstripe shrugged. "Oh well, at least we're all ok. I think it's time we exited this story now, and got back to the Jedi Punks. What's going on with them anyways?"
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 24, 2002 5:28 PM |
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"Dunno...I'll have to read back a couple of pages and see," Sticks said. The Psycho's got in a stolen ship, and blasted off towards Earth.
<done! let's get back to the Punks now...>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 24, 2002 8:48 PM |
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<his bump brought to you by the makers of SPAM. Upholding the mystery of the meat.>
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princessjedi75
Total Posts: 924
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Date Posted: Aug 25, 2002 5:17 AM |
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ok does that mean we r back now ok then
Jag Fel knocked at the Skywalkers door Mara Jade answered "Hello Mara. Is Master Skywalker there?" "Yes" Then remembaring the dress "I mean no no way uh uh" Jag raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean im not home Mara?" Luke called then he came out. He was wwearing a dress!! And Makeup? "Whats up with u homies?" "Um all afternoon theeese to cratures one male and one female have been at my door saying wheres luke wheres luke." Then YODA and YADDLE came out!!! ...........
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: Aug 25, 2002 7:47 AM |
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>Ay carumba....<
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 25, 2002 8:04 AM |
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<Princess Jedi, I'm afraid that you are not authorized to post on the story until you obtain a rank. If you would like one, please tell Me, the Commander, or one of the Steads, and we'll obtain one for you. We appreciate you reading the story, but You're posts will be left out of the edited version until you obtain rank.>
~Rogue
*~* Executive Officer *~*
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princessjedi75
Total Posts: 924
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Date Posted: Aug 25, 2002 8:34 AM |
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oh im sorrry i didnt know honset noboady ever tells me theese things yes i think i would what do i have to do
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 25, 2002 11:08 AM |
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<Okay, actually, it's quite simple to become a Psychopathic Jedi. First you get a rank. The rank system is as Follows: Commander(Bad Furday) Executive Officer, or XO. (Rogue...me) Steadfast Pilots. Cadets Green squad. You're rank is Cadet 4. Put that at the bottom of your posts, you may decorate it however you want. Okay, next, go to http://www.galacticbasic.net/forum register there. Most of us Psychopathic Jedi hang around there. Welcome to the Psychos. We'll show you the ropes.> *~* XO *~*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 25, 2002 11:10 AM |
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<Oh, also...please put these arrow-like brackets at the beginning and end of each post, that is not a part of the story. It helps the editors. Thanx.>
~Rogue
*~* XO *~*
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: Aug 25, 2002 11:10 AM |
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<And please put all non-story comments posted here inside <> please.>
^-^Stead 6^-^
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: Aug 25, 2002 2:38 PM |
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<Going up! First page, ladies handbags and general mayhem!>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 25, 2002 4:43 PM |
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<welcome to the group, PrincessJedi! And one more thing, please edit your posts...it makes an easier job for the editors>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: Aug 26, 2002 5:47 AM |
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<This bump brought to you by the Lower Levels of Kashyyk Real Estate Company!>
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princessjedi75
Total Posts: 924
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Date Posted: Aug 26, 2002 8:38 AM |
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Umm, ok well ok.
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psycho Witch
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Date Posted: Aug 26, 2002 2:32 PM |
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Is this tread still being edit to put on jedijournals.com?
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 26, 2002 2:36 PM |
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<As far as I know...please put the <> arrows on people! to help the editors. it's also on this link. http://www.geocities.com/psychopathic_jedi/ > *~* Executive Officer *~*
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Date Posted: Aug 26, 2002 11:09 PM |
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>Well now I hope you havn't written much in the last 3 weeks because I'm about to catch up on the story...<
-=-=-= Stead Something =-=-=-
I forgot... I'll have to go and check :D
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Date Posted: Aug 26, 2002 11:11 PM |
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-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
>heh, good job I checked, I was going to put Three...
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 27, 2002 10:12 AM |
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<lol beeurd.>
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: Aug 27, 2002 11:17 AM |
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<welll... now i is cornfused>
.//. Stead 08 .//.
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Date Posted: Aug 27, 2002 12:05 PM |
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>are we going to get back to the actual punks any time soon? After twenty odd pages about ourselves, we seem to be losing track of the point of our tale. Didn't Unknown have some idea?<
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Date Posted: Aug 27, 2002 2:08 PM |
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>That was why I left the us Psychos back on the planet... lol, oh well<
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 27, 2002 2:40 PM |
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<Okay, I'm gonna bring the Punks and the others back in and hopefully get us out of it. I must warn you, it may have a few continuity problems with the previous few pages, though.>
The Psychopathic Jedi Formerly Known as [-Green Tne-]
(Now [==Stead_Eleven==] )
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Aug 27, 2002 3:05 PM |
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The Psychopathic Jedi partied into the wee hours of the night. Earlier, the Psychos had liberated the Punks from their cells on the Death Cabbage.
The freshly-blended Blended Ewok flowed like a river. It had taken almost two hours to assemble the industrial-sized blender.
Gallons and gallons (liters and liters for you metric folks) of Blended Ewok was consumed. Even Leia joined in the festivities. (Considering the fact that that she was placed in a cell with Luke, Anakin, and Jacen, she has every right to a drink).
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 27, 2002 3:11 PM |
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<I'm gonna have to finish later. I'm not feeling well.>
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 27, 2002 4:45 PM |
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>Is this tread still being edit to put on jedijournals.com?
>Well, yes and no. I'm about 15 chapters behind, but the editor of the site hasn't updated sense literally January. I've also had to wipe my computer, and have yet to get all the missing chapters from the editor. (no, Hal, don't send it to me yet! I'll get it when I need it!)
>Welcome, Princess! Oh, yeah, please, PLEASE make sure your posts are as grammatically correct as possible, (i.e. hitting return between paragraphs, puntucation, and the best speeling you can manage. (Okay, Furday, laugh some more...) The editors are still working (I think), and it makes the process so much smoother when they don't have to rewrite every other post.
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Greenie One*=*=*=*=
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 27, 2002 4:46 PM |
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>Okay, that entire thing was not supposed to be in bold. Sorry y'all.<
*=*=*=*Greenie One*=*=*=*=
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 5:06 AM |
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>Hey guys. I'm really sorry I haven't been around. I don't have time to breathe right now. Between school, sports and horseback, *falls over dead* I think you get it. I'll be back soon. I promise.<
(~~Cadet 4~~)
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 7:31 AM |
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<K Sis, we miss ya in the meantime.>
*~* XO *~*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 10:44 AM |
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<This bump brought to you by the Association to better Enforce Safety at Political Debates. (ATBESAPD) Ensuring that your politicians don't eliminate the competition. Sorry Borsk.>
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 2:37 PM |
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>I think I'll post!
>This post brought to you by the Sensless Posting Association of Mindless Madness and the Evil Recovery Society (SPAMMERS)<
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 2:37 PM |
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<I'm gonna continue my post.>
[==Stead_Eleven==}
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 2:42 PM |
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Okay go ahead, I can wait :)
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 2:44 PM |
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<Okay. Hope I don't screw up anything you have planned.>
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 3:05 PM |
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C...
Finally, after hours upon hours of partying, the Psychos and the others had had enough. A combination of exaustion and drunkedness had taken it's toll. Many passed out in the middle of the room. Others just feel asleep. Eventually, Lowie and his uncle Chewie were the only ones up.
[Hey, let's play a trick on them.] Lowie told his uncle. Chewie quickly agreed and with a chuckle, they set out drawing mustaches and the other's faces and putting shaving cream in their hands. Where they got the shaving cream, I'll never know.
Eventually, the spiked Blended Ewok and extreme laughter took its toll on even the Wookies. They hit the ground hard and were asleep in seconds.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 3:37 PM |
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C...
While everyone slept, a rustling came from outside the giant room where they slept. With a hiss of air, the door slid open and in stepped someone the Psychos had forgotten about: Darth Yoda. Behind him was the alternate versions of our heroes.
"Going according to my plan, everything is," Darth Yoda said. He tried to let out a menacing laugh, but it came up as high-pitched and squeaky.
The alternates starred at him and laughed. Darth Yoda looked down at the ground angrily. He hated being embarrassed. With another high-pitched squeak, he ordered the alternates to move the Psychos and the others back into their cells.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 3:40 PM |
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C...
While everyone slept, a rustling came from outside the giant room where they slept. With a hiss of air, the door slid open and in stepped someone the Psychos had forgotten about: Darth Yoda. Behind him was the alternate versions of our heroes.
"Going according to my plan, everything is," Darth Yoda said. He tried to let out a menacing laugh, but it came up as high-pitched and squeaky.
The alternates starred at him and laughed. Darth Yoda looked down at the ground angrily. He hated being embarrassed. With another high-pitched squeak, he ordered the alternates to move the Psychos and the others back into their cells.
"Set course for Geonosis," he ordered.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 3:41 PM |
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<Whoops. Ignore the first of the double posts.>
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 4:04 PM |
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C...
They slept like babies, too. Not even Chewie's snoring could stir them. The Ewoks they had blended were genetically altered to produce a certain chemical that would make the drinker very sleepy.
However, the Psychos and the others would soon find themselves awakened to the sounds of Barry Manilow, John Tesh, and Barbara Streisand. They all screamed in horror.
"Where are we?" Tahiri asked no one in particular.
But some one in particular answered. It was Darth Yoda. "In the dungeon of my Death Cabbage, you are in. Heading for Geonosis, we are. Special plans for you I have."
"Oh, okay," she said. By that time, the music had shut off. Now, the prisoners noticed something else. They where all dressed differently. Many where dressed in traditional Jedi clothing from the Old Jedi Order. Others were dressed as prominent Old Order Jedi.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2002 4:34 PM |
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C...
Eventually, all eyes turned to Jacen. Everyone had a look of horror on their faces at first, but they soon burst into hysterical laughter.
"What is it?" Jacen asked. Then, he saw what everyone was laughing at in his reflection. He screamed.
He was dressed just like Aayla Secura, complete with the blue paint, head tails, and revealing outfit. Practically everyone was rolling on the floor. Some whistled and issued catcalls.
Had Jacen's skin not been blue at the moment, it would have been bright red. He was considering strangling his brother, who was leading the himiliation, when the bottom of the dungeon fell open and the prisoners fell down onto the sand of a Geonosian execution arena.
The other members of the New Jedi Order, who were lured there by an alternate clone, were pushed onto the arena sand as well.
DONE (for now)
[==Stead_Eleven==]
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 7:34 AM |
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*~* Bump *~*
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 10:29 AM |
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<oh boy... hehe>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 3:08 PM |
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<This bump brought to you by Blended Ewok....now served in JPL! ;)>
~Rogue
*~* XO *~*
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 3:12 PM |
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>Now I will post!<
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 3:57 PM |
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They all picked themselves up off the floor and brushed the sand off them.
"Who the Sith am I supposed to be?" Anakin said, now that they had finished laughing at Jacen.
"I dunno" said Lando, who was dressed as Mace Windu, "all I know is that I'm not even a Jedi, so why did I end up here?"
"Well neither am I, buddy" Han said, clearly annoyed that he didn't know who he was supposed to be dressed up as.
"I think you are your grandfather, Anakin." Luke said. "And I think Tahiri is your grandmother"
"What about meeee?" Jacen moaned.
Anyone who hadn't noticed already fell about in heaps on the floor, laughing.
Sith Lord Yoda stood on a podium in the wall of the areana, next to a giant fly and Boba Fett.
"Here you go Fett, now you can get your revenge on the Jedi" he said
"I have waited decades for this moment" Boba Fett said
"Go on dad!" said an unaltered clone of the galaxies most notorius bounty hunter.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 3:57 PM |
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"I'm pretty sure there were no kids in the battles of Clone Wars" Corran Horn said, looking towards Valin and Jysella.
"Hey! Where you guys been?" Jaina said.
"We've been with you all the time..." Valin said, "Thanks for noticing us."
"This gives me an idea for a song..." Zekk said
"Remember it," Jaina told him, "we'll have a celebratory concert when we get out of this mess."
"You sure we'll live to see another concert?" Jacen said.
"Now" Boba Fett's voice boomed out over the arena. "To get my revenge, you will all sing! And i will throw these battle droids will throw rotten vegetables at you."
"Umm... okay..." Jaina said.
"I know he's getting old," said Han to Lando, "but I didn't know he'd gone senile aswel"
DONE
>I'm rubbish at the song bits, so someone else do it :)
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 4:04 PM |
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>Oops might want to change that sentance there to<
"Now" Boba Fett's voice boomed out over the arena. "To get my revenge, you will all sing! And I will make these battle droids throw rotten vegetables at you."
>That's better<
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 4:39 PM |
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<LOL, Beeurd. I have an idea for after the song, but I'll wait for someone to post the song.>
[==Stead_Eleven==]
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 5:53 PM |
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"Wait! Why should we sing?" Tahiri asked.
"Because...If you don't...I'll kill you all!" Boba said. "Need me to spell it out for you?"
"Yes," John said. "As a matter of fact that would be very helpful."
"Where'd they pick that one up?" the bounty hunter asked Yoda. Yoda shrugged. "For that matter, where did the rest of them come from? I thought there were only a hundred or so Jedi...there are about 30 extra Jedi there."
"Counted have you?" Yoda asked.
"Estimated. I failed math."
"Look Ani! you're not the only one!" Tahiri said.
"They're not regular Jedi." Mara said, from her position next to her husband.
"This is a fact" Tenel Ka muttered. "Regular Jedi do not act so crazy."
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 5:53 PM |
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"They're Psychopathic Jedi." Everyone turned to Luke. "You knew about them?" Corran asked.
Luke nodded. "And you've kept this a secret?" Kyp asked.
Luke shook his head. "Then why didn't you tell us about them?" Tam Solusar asked pointedly. Everyone turned to look at the Psychos...who stood there chuckling
Luke shrugged. "You never asked." the Jedi shook thier heads.
*~* Executive Officer *~*
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Anakin_skywalker456
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 6:31 PM |
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how sad...I've been banned...lol.
Actually, serious. Beeeurd...was it you?
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 29, 2002 7:24 PM |
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<What? Ani...how could you be banned?>
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Date Posted: Aug 30, 2002 5:12 AM |
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>*cough*Aurelius*cough*<
>You have AIM don't you Ani? I'll contact you next time I see you online<
>And now I post...<
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Date Posted: Aug 30, 2002 5:22 AM |
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"Right any questions, before your sentence is carried out?" Fett asked them.
The Jedi were silent for a minute, then Han said "Yeah, who's the kid?"
"Ah," Boba said, "10 years ago I had a clone made of myself, without growth acceleration, so this boy is exactly like I was when I was 10."
"Oh right" Han said.
Boba Fett continued. "He is a clone of me, just as I was a clone of Jango Fett. To create his name I combined my name, with my father's, and got..."
"You're going to love this." Beeurd whispered to the other Psychos.
"...Bongo Fett!"
The Punks tried to contain their laughter, but they couldn't and soon the whole Jedi Order was rolling on the floor.
"What they laughing at dad?" Bongo asked Boba.
"I haven't a clue"
"Shouldn't we be getting on with the concert?" Sith Lord Yoda said.
"Ah yes." Boba said, "Sing, Jedi, NOW!"
>Okay that'll do :D
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Date Posted: Aug 30, 2002 3:36 PM |
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>Here I come to wreck the daaaaaaay!<
>(I'm posting)<
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Date Posted: Aug 30, 2002 4:15 PM |
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"Okay Zekk here's your chance" Jaina said.
"Okay, everyone!" Zekk punched a button on his datapad that sent the song to Artoo, who projected the song into a big hologram so that everyone could see it.
Then they started singing.
"Old Darth Bane, he had a temple!
Ee aye, ee aye, oh!
And in that temple he had some lightsabers!
Ee aye, ee aye, oh!
With a snap-hiss! here, and a snap-hiss! there,
Here a snap!, there a hiss!, everywhere a snap-hiss!
Old Darth Bane, he had a temple!
Ee aye, ee aye, oh!"
The singing continued for another 10 verses while the Jedi were battered with old vegetables.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Aug 30, 2002 4:18 PM |
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"This is his great song?" Anakin whispered to Jaina, just before a pumpkin hit him in the face.
"What's that?" Jaina said
"It's a pumpkin" said one of the Psychopathic Jedi.
"Stupid name." Jaina said, "I'd have called it an orange"
"Err, there's already something called an orange."
"Oh really?"
"Beeurd, show her what an orange is" podracer said.
Beeurd tapped away on the datapad, and a crateload of oranges appeared flying towards Jaina, buring her underneath them all.
"Not like that!"
"Oh sorry." Beeurd said, laughing.
Suddenly Boba noticed the four individuals who had stopped sinigng.
"YOU!" he yelled, "Why aren't you singing?"
"Uhhh" Anakin panicked.
"Guards! Take them away!"
Several Geonosian guards came and escorted, Anakin, Jaina, Beeurd, and Podracer out of the arena.
"Now look what you've done" muttered Pod.
>DONE!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 30, 2002 6:43 PM |
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<*cracks up* that was great, Beeurd! Luv the song!!! So I guess us Psychos are still in this? I won't post now...I don't have any good ideas...>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Aug 30, 2002 7:59 PM |
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<I'm gonna post.>
[==Stead_Eleven==]
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Aug 30, 2002 8:03 PM |
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<It'll have to wait to later tonight. I'm about to leave for town.>
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Date Posted: Aug 31, 2002 6:09 AM |
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>I thought up the song while I was at work<
>I don't think it's just a co-incidence that I work at McDonald's...<
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 31, 2002 12:44 PM |
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<Okay, now I'm posting.>
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 31, 2002 12:57 PM |
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"WAIT," a voice boomed from behind Boba Fett and Darth Yoda. The Geonosian guards stopped in their tracks. A figure in black approached from behind Fett and Darth Yoda. Boba Fett and the alternates all cowered in fear.
"What is thy bidding, my master?" one of Vader's alternates asked.
"Oh, great," Furday said, rolling his eyes. "Another insane leader we didn't know about."
Everyone glanced at JainaSolo;)*. "Hey, it's not my fault."
"Yeah, where have heard that one before?" Lando asked. Han and Leia rolled their eyes.
"So, who is he?" Anakin asked.
Slowly, the cloaked figure removed his hood. The Psychos gasped.
"GEORGE LUCAS?!" they all said in unison.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Aug 31, 2002 4:34 PM |
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>*eagerly awaits next post*<
>Argh! Tthe suspense!<
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 31, 2002 8:50 PM |
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<Sorry, writer's block. I'm back now. I think.>
[==Stead_Eleven==]
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 31, 2002 9:09 PM |
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C...
"No, I'm George's evil twin brother Jethro Billy-Bob Lucas."
"Ahh. I see," Furday said. "So, what do you want with us?"
"For years, I slaved away making independent films while George made trite, cliche, effects-ridden films with thin plots."
"TRITE?! CLICHE?! THIN PLOTS?!" Pod raged. "I'll rip you apart with my bare hands for that!"
She started running towards Jethro Lucas. Fifty destoryer droids rolled in front of her. "Okay, forget I said that."
"George always got all the good toys for Christmas," Jethro pouted. "Mother always did like him best."
"Oh, give me a break" Beeurd said as Jethro continued his pity-party.
"So, the first step in my plot for revenge is to destroy everthing that makes George money."
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 31, 2002 9:36 PM |
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C...
With that, he pulled out the Galaxy-Destroying Doomsday Device and pressed the "activate" button. "Thank you for using Galaxy-Destroy Doomsday Products, a division of We're Really, Really Demented, Inc."
From outside the arena, the Psychos and the others could hear "WEESA JAR JAR BINKSES." From all sides, an infinite number of Jar Jars entered the arena, surrounding the Psychos and the others.
"No! You can't do this! We're unarmed!" Leia yelled.
"Oh, don't worry. There's a reason you all are dressed as Old Jedi Order members. You and my Binks Army are going to reenact the first battle of the Clone Wars. Only this time, there won't be any clone army to save you."
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 31, 2002 9:37 PM |
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"Dude, that's sick," Aayla, I mean Jacen said.
"Dude, I know that. That's why I like my plan so much." Jethro snapped his fingers. From the floor of the arena rose a large box. Inside was an assortment of lightsabers (for the Jedi) and blasters (for the non-Jedi).
Jethro Lucas's attention to detail went all the way down the the lightsaber colors. All them were either blue or green, no grays, violets, or reds, with the exception: Mace Windu's light purple lightsaber. And that one was the center of a tug-of-war between Jacen and Jaina. Jaina won, accidently (or so she said) giving Jacen a flat-top in the process.
"Enough!" Jethro bellowed. "Attack," he ordered his Jar Jar Army.
DONE (I think. I may continue later)
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Corran Horn CC7
Total Posts: 2141
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 6:02 AM |
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*This slightly useless bump is brought to you by: Some Guy Who Doesnt Have the Faintest Idea of What Is Happening In the Plot (SGWDHFIWIHITP)*
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 10:16 AM |
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> "TRITE?! CLICHE?! THIN PLOTS?!" Pod raged. "I'll rip you apart with my bare hands for that!" <
>I that's me...<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 10:18 AM |
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>LOL Corran<
>I don't think we've had a plot summary for quite a while, so anyone who hasn't been following it will be lost<
>I'll try and make a summary later<
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 1:51 PM |
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>On second thoughts.... there's too much to summarize...
>So I'll post instead :D
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 2:17 PM |
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The Jar-Jar Troopers rushed towards the Jedi, who were cowering in fear as this would almost certainly be their terrifying and hideously gruesome end.
"WAIT!" yelled a new figure that had appeared in the arena.
"Okay, who's this?" Boba Fett said.
"I am George Lucas!" the figure said, removing his cloak.
"George! I am here to destroy all you money making schemes with this army!"
"You'll have to pay for use of those Gungans" Geotge said.
Jethro typed something into a datapad.
"Uh, how did he get our datapad?" Bad Furday said.
"Who had it last?" asked Pod.
They notice TheUnknown trying to slip away from the rest of them.
Meanwhile, The Death Star and the entire Imperial Starfleet appeared in the sky.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 2:17 PM |
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George Lucas just stood there and said "That'll be a few billion dollars"
Jethro started typing again.
"Come on," said Furday to Unknown, "We have to get that datapad back, and YOU are going to help us."
"Just us?" Unknown said as a hoard of Sith appeared among them.
"Try again" said George to his evil brother.
"I need three more." Furday said. "Two more." he corrected when he saw Pod looking in his direction.
"I'll come" said Rogue.
"Beeurd?" Furday asked.
"Err, no I'll just stay and watch." Beeurd said.
"I think Fluffy is hungry..." said Pod.
"Alright, alright, I'm coming." Beeurd said and the five Psychos quietly slipped away while a Jawa Sandcrawler prepared to squish everybody.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 2:26 PM |
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"When will you get it?" George said, "I made Star Wars!"
"How about..." Jethro said, typing again.
"No you can't use that IG assassin droid you made appear behind me."
"######"
"I knew something must have gone wrong in the cloning process" said George Lucas.
Suddenly the real Yoda looked up at Vader and said "A law about clones, there should be. Too many we have seen already."
Vader sighed. Then picked up his comlink to his office on Coruscant. "Cloning is now illegal. Order the destruction of all cloning facilities in the galaxy."
"Much better that is." Yoda stated.
"So much for my plans for living forever..." Vader muttered under his artificial breath.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 2:47 PM |
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George Lucas pulled out his blue-bladed lightsaber and advanced towards his evil clone.
"There is only one way to sort this mess out"
Everybody cheered for Lucas, then when his clone pulled out his lightsaber and ignited the red blade, they all booed and hissed.
"Gimme a break." said Jethro.
"Have a Kit-Kat" said Beeurd, who had made his way up to the balcony with Furday, pod, Unknown, and Rogue.
"What?" said Jethro, turning around.
"Now!" yelled Furday and Pod.
TheUnknown grabbed the datapad from beside Jethro Lucas and the Psycho's ran back to the rest of their team.
"Why did I even need to come along?" Rogue muttered.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 2:47 PM |
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-----
Back on the balcony, Boba looked at Bongo.
"Come on son, this is getting way too confusing, lets get outta here."
The Bounty Hunter picked up Bongo and used his jetpack to fly away from the arena.
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The two Lucas's locked lightsabers in a battle that would have made any Jedi Master proud of their students abilities.
"Make me proud these abilites would, if my student was he." Yoda said.
DONE!
>Some else can finish the battle, I need a break from typing :D
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 4:23 PM |
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<hahaha...I'll post...>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 4:46 PM |
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George and Jethro continued fighting for another fifteen minutes, sweat pouring down both of their faces. The Punks, Psychos, and anyone else that was in the stadium kept on the edge of their seats the whole time, some rooting for George, some for Jethro, and some for 007.
"Wait a minute, who's that other guy out there?" Jaina whispered to Tahiri.
The mysterious man walked over to the ladies, and said, "Call me Bond. James Bond." Jaina squealed, and Tenel Ka swooned.
Sticks noticed the man, and raced over. "Bond? James Bond?"
007 frowned. "Is there an echo in here?"
Sticks grinned. "Can I have your autograph? Where's Q? I always wanted to meet him! Does-"
"Shh!!!" Yoda interrupted. "Trying to watch a fight, I am. Be quiet you should, and your friend too!"
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 4:50 PM |
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>lol! This has some serious potential! I may be posting when you're done, Sticks.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 5:01 PM |
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Sticks glared at Yoda, and stuck her tongue out. "Saw that I did," Yoda said. Sticks gave an exasperated sigh, and went back to watching the fight. Bond was forgotten.
Meanwhile, Jethro had George on the ground with his lightsaber at George's throat. "There was always one thing that mummy couldn't give you that would make you better than me," Jethro hissed.
George gulped. "And that would be...what?"
Jethro blinked. "I don't remember what I was going to say!" He smacked his head. "Brainfart!"
The two brothers laughed. "Hey, remember that one time when we painted daddy's toenails purple? And he didn't notice, and he wore sandals that day to work?" George asked.
A dark look came across Jethro's face. "Yea, and when he found out you blamed it on me, and I got to scrub the outhouse for a month."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Sep 1, 2002 5:16 PM |
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George smiled. "Yeah, good times...good times...," He looked uneasily at the blade that was pointed at his throat. "Could you please get that thing away from me?" He pleaded.
Jethro sighed. "Yea, sure." He turned his lightsaber off.
George got up, and brushed himself off. "Hey, bro, I never wanted to fight with you," he said.
Jethro looked at George with tears streaming from his eyes, and gave him a big hug. "I love you, George!"
George embraced his brother. "Hey, it's ok, it's gonna be alright..."
Bond stepped forward, eyes watering. "That...was very touching! It was...an inspiration!"
The two brothers glared at James, and went off to do some quality bonding.
<done!>
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princessjedi75
Total Posts: 924
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Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 5:28 AM |
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i am really really lost here
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 6:45 AM |
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>Back I am...and I'll post!<
The Punks and the Psychos watched the two brothers walk out of the arean into the distance.
"Let me tell you about a little something called merchandising rights!" George was saying to his twin.
"I suppose that's that." said Han, "But what do we do with all of them?"
Everyone turned to look at the hordes of Jar Jars, Destroyer Droids, the asassin droid,James Bond, the Jawas, and the Imperial Fleet.
"Many of them there are." said Yoda. " Huge block party do I sense!"
TBC
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 6:46 AM |
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>You're not alone in that... Oh, and please remember to use the >< when you aren't adding to the story. It helps the editor know where to stop when he's copying. Thank you!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Sep 2, 2002 7:03 AM |
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Lando grinned.
"That's the best thing I've heard since we got here!"
The Punks went off to the side, planning a concert.
"Dude, we haven't had a concert in so long I've like, forgotten the words to our songs!" said Anakin.
"You better not have!" Jaina said, glaring at him.
Zekk whacked Anakn over the head.
"What'd you do that for?!" asked Anakin indignantly.
"Think of it as part of your punishment," said Zekk. "And for being such a numb-skull! Wait...I said that already on page 4,didn't I?"
The others looked at Zekk stangely.
>Done! I'll let someone else throw the party!<
0)))Commander (((0
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