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Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 3:47 PM
Anakin was mad.

He was still next to the Ysalimiri they put him next to, so he couldn't get himself free. He could see the empty Bridge, just through the window, but he could not undo the stuncuffs.

Then, coming up the corrider, voices.

"Well, I hope that they were fooled."

"Yes, my lord."

"Was it simple to use?"

"Yes, my lord."

"Oh, stop cowering! I did take anger mangagement classes, you know!"

"Ye-es, m-my lord."

"Can you say anything except, 'Yes my lord'?"

"Erh- No, my lord."

"But you just did."

"Erhh- Yes, my lord."

Then, he heard tear and a scream.

"That's one finger. If you continue to act stupid, I won't give it back. More, and I take more. I'll put it back on if you cease confusing m- Ahem. If you stop being stupid."

"Waaahh- uh, Yes, my lord."

"Good. Now, continue with your report..."

The voices trailed off.

-=[Cadet 001]=-
TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 3:58 PM
<Okay, I'm gonna post. My post will take place just after Link's, if you'r keeping score.>

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TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 4:08 PM
"What's wrong now?!" Link practically yelled. She and Haladar and stopped dancing and were glaring at TheUnknown.

"Well, in case you two haven't realized, we have more pressing matters to worry about," he replied.

"Like what?"

TheUnknown pulled out a chalkboard and began to explain, point by point, their pressing matters. "First, we are in the middle of nowhere. Second, we can't find the Punks. Third, we are right next to the second Death Cabbage. Fourth..."

Just then, Mjade ran between them, screaming, "I have to ###!" Sticks followed far behind, shaking her head.

TBC...
TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 4:21 PM
C...

"I thought you added a personal bathroom for Mjade," Haladar told Sticks.

"I did. But she seems to like screaming that."

"Has she gone sane?" TheUnknown asked.

"No, but I think she's left "psychopathic" and has reached "totally depraved," Sticks replied.

"Ahh. I see." Sticks resumed following Mjade, trying to convince her to shut up.

"Now, where was I?" TheUnknown asked Hal and Link.

"Fourth," Link replied.

"Okay, thanks. Fourth, we a trapped in another reality. Fifth, Darth Yoda has not one but two GDDDs. Sixth, I'm missing Home Improvement."

"All Psychos, report to the bridge," Sticks ordered over the loudspeaker.

Link, Hal, and TheUnknown all rolled their eyes.

TBC...
TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 4:31 PM
C...

Beeurd was trying to contact the Punks and their friends. "Jade's Sabre, do you copy? Idiot's Array, do you copy? Wild Karrade do you copy? Millenium Falcon, do you copy?" There were no responses, only static.

"The communications are jammed, Commander," Beeurd said to Sticks.

"A communications disruption can mean only one thing: invasion," Sticks replied.

"Invasion? Where in the middle of nowhere. Who are they gonna invade?" asked MsSolo.

"I have a bad fealing about this," Makia said.

"Like we haven't heard that before," Link said.

"I love you," Hal told her.
"I know."

After exchanging famous Star Wars quotes for almost ten minutes, Sticks finally said, "We have to go down there."

None of the Psychos were able to respond as they were soon crammed into one of the Star Destroyer's transports and headed in the cabbage.

DONE

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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 7:36 AM
<Bump, okay...I need somebody else on my Team to post! lol>

*~* XO *~
The Missing Link 2005

Total Posts: 99
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 7:45 AM
Looking back evenly at Unknown, Link tried desperately to hold in her laughter.

"Fourth?" she said.

Unknown rambled on. She tuned him out and looked up at Haladar, seeing the amusement in his eyes as well.

Sticks came over the system making an announcement and Link tensed.

"Oh no..." she rolled her eyes, and still holding hands with Haladar, she ran to one of the transports with Unknown and Haladar.

Haladar looked down at her.

"I love you." he said.

Suddenly not in the mood to play the girlfriend she looked back at him.

"I know."

Everyone waited on Sticks' arrival.

I have a bad feeling about this... Why do I think our worlds are about to be shattered...


(~~Stead 4~~)
TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 8:01 AM
<I'll post.>

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TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 8:22 AM
Sticks arrived a few minutes later, still trying to convice Mjade that she didn't really have to p.ee. All of Team One piled into one of the Star Destroyer's Imperial Shuttles, none of them thinking it might be a good idea for someone to watch the ship.

After reaching the surface of the Death Cabbage, Team One (and the other Psychos that were left out by mistake) split up into smaller teams, each assigned to search one of the four ships and the surrounding areas for the Punks and the others.

Millenium Falcon: Sticks, TheUnknown, Tahiri Veila Solo,
Jade's Sabre: Link, Haladar, Ana, Teller
Wild Karrade: MsSolo, Mjade, Czulkang, Hann
Idiots Array: Beeurd, Makia, Solofan, Solo

TBC...
TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 8:34 AM
C...

"I gotta ###."

"Shut up, Mjade," MsSolo, Czulkang, and Hann said in unison. The three had reached the Wild Karrade. Mjade was far behind.

"I gotta p-ULP," Mjade stopped in mid-sentence. The others turned around, only to see absolutely nothing. Mjade had disappeared.

"Where is she?" Hann asked.

"Maybe she found a bathroom," Czulkang replied.

"Yeah, whatever, spread out," MsSolo said. She searched the cabin of the ship while Hann searched the immediate outside area. Czulkang traced their footsteps, searching for Mjade.

After a minute or two, Hann heard a gasp from inside the ship, then what sounded like a struggle, then silence. He went to investigate, only to find himself in a struggle, then knocked out.

Czulkang returned to the ship ten minutes later, having not found Mjade, only to find both his comrades missing. He decided to search the cabin of the ship, only to be hit from behind and knocked out as well.

DONE
TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 8:48 AM
It took a while for Hal, Link, Ana, and Teller to reach the Sabre. Not that it was farther away, they kept stopping to laugh at Mjade.

Hal and Link searched inside and around the ship while Ana and Teller searched a nearby warehouse. Maybe the others had to repair their ships.

Hal and Link split up to search the differente quarters of the ship. All of the sudden, Hal heard a thud from the room Link was in. He ran to check on his girlfriend, finding Link rubbing her head.

"What happened?" he asked.

"Oh, I bumped my head," Link replied.

Hal laughed. "Now you know how I feel when we go horseback riding." He started to leave.

"Yeah, but, Hal, I hate horses."

That was something Link would never say. Haladar wheeled around, startled, only to catch a stun bolt to the chest. That was Link 4 he had just talked to.

TBC...
TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 9:06 AM
C...

"I can't see a thing in here," Teller whined. "Neither can I," Ana said. The warehouse was completely dark. Both of them had already bumped into numerous things and sported brand-new knots.

"Wait a second! We can just ignite our lightsabers!" Ana exclaimed, kicking herself for not thinking about this earlier.

The room lit up with the glowing blades of the Pyschos' lightsabers. Then, four more blades appeared in the darkness.

"Huh?" Teller said.

Teller and Ana soon found themselves in a net hanging several feet off the ground. The four glowing lightsabers moved closer, revealing their wielders to be two Anas and two Tellers.

"The Master has plans for you all," one of the Anas said. Then, sleeping gas filled the room.

DONE
TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 9:08 AM
<If anyone else wants to talk about the capture of the other two squads, go ahead. I think I'm gonna take a break.>

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Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 10:51 AM
<I'll post!>
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 11:03 AM
Beeurd sat in the cockpit of the Idiots Array having an intense conversation with Makia. "Well I don't think that we're gonna find them in any cabbage field! I think they're more likely to be found in Darth Yoda's personal quarters," he argued.

"Why would someone hide captives in their quarters? No, the only alternative would be the cabbage field," Makia insisted.

Beeurd glared at Makia. "I just have a feeling that's not where they are."

"Wanna bet?"

"Yea. 50 creds say the hostages are in his personal quarters," Beeurd betted.

"Deal."

"Fine. You go to the cabbage patch, and when you come back I'll be waiting for you with a room full of hostages that I've rescued."
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 11:10 AM
"But what if Darth Yoda find one of us?" Makia asked.

"We'll send Solo and Solofan to distract him while we sneak around," Beeurd said.

"Hmm...allright."

Beeurd set off to find Solo and Solofan to tell them the plan, then the four set the Idiots Array down on the giant cabbage and they each set off to go their own seperate ways.

***

Makia walked through the rows of cabbage furiously. Great, I'm wrong, they aren't here...now I'm gonna have to give Beeurd my life savings she thought. Suddenly, she heard a twig snap from behind, and whirled to face the visitor. She stared back at Beerd.

"Hey, I thought you were going to the Dark Dude's personal quarters," she said to Beeurd.

"Follow me, I found them," he said in a weird voice.
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 11, 2002 11:28 AM
<ok, I hafta leave now, but I can finish this later tonight. If someone else wants to post, the Beerud who just came to Makia in the cabbage field is a fake.>
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The Invisible Ana

Total Posts: 2201
Date Posted: Aug 12, 2002 7:38 AM
<This bump brought to you by the Alderaan Rubble Mining Corporation.>

^-^Stead 6^-^
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 12, 2002 9:40 AM
<LOL Ana! Would somebody on my team PLEASE POST! Thank you.>

*~* XO *~*
TheUnknown285

Total Posts: 214
Date Posted: Aug 12, 2002 1:54 PM
<You'd think that someone like Pod, Furday, E-wing or Tahiriveila would be jumping at the chance to post.>

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The Missing Link 2005

Total Posts: 99
Date Posted: Aug 12, 2002 3:51 PM
>that's what i thought too<
(~~Stead 4~~)
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Aug 12, 2002 4:05 PM
Furday disengaged himself from Pod's arms after Rogue's announcement came over the intercomm.
"Sorry love, business as usual!" he said, standing up and preparing to leave. As soon as he was done tying his shoes, Furday went to the doorway and opened the door.
"You've got to come too, you know." he said to Pod.
"I'll be there in a minute!" she said.
Giving a her a nod, Furday turned and walked down the hallway towards the cockpit.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Aug 12, 2002 4:15 PM
Pod was brushing her hair at the mirror when the door opened. Pod quickly turned around to see who it was.
Furday stood in the doorway.
"Back so soon? You just left!" exclaimed Pod.
"Yes. I'm back." said Furday. Then he advanced towards her.
Pod could hear alert sirens going off in her head. He didn't sound exactly like Furday. And his actions were...menacing.
Pod glanced as casually as she could at the top of the dresser, looking for possible weapons.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Aug 12, 2002 4:29 PM
Furday meanwhile was hurrying towards the bridge, unaware of the confusion that was being wrought. Walking towards the turbolift, he heard footsteps ahead of him. Furday paused in a doorway, waiting to see who it was.

The result was shocking.

Furday saw himself enter the turbolift and head towards the bridge.
"That can't be right!" he said to himself. "I just saw myself enter the turbolift and yet...I'm here!"


>Done!
0)))Commander(((0
>Adding to the confusion!








ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 8:30 AM
<LOL...Oh, and addressing Unknown, Ewing hasn't exactly had the time to post...lol He's gone away until the 21st.

Good Job adding to the Confusion Commander!

I suppose i'll be posting again soon.>

*~* Executive Officer *~*
Mjade2005

Total Posts: 279
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 8:37 AM
<At this point Mjade was desperate to find a restroom that she was running down the hall jumping up and down with her legs crossed meanwhile shouting

That was truly Classic Mjade...adds a wonderful touch that we all can relate to!>

<well considering it was from personal expeirence yeah i think every one can relate to it and i have an idea hehe>
Mjade2005

Total Posts: 279
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 9:20 AM
"alright i found the bathroom and then another me knoks me out?!?! Man i have to stop drinking the WD-40. for more then 1 reason." said Mjade to her self. "at least i don't have to go the bathroom anymore."


"well it is a wake?" said a booming voice.

"who are youand what do you want?"

oh only to take over the world. but enough of this i have to go use my litter box."

"Mr #######! Where are you? oh there are come with me" said a decidenly annoying voice.

"oh yeah CATS RULE!" said Mr ####### as he ran to his litter box to hide from the maid.


"Oh sith this is not good." at wich piont Mjade fell a sleep.

./. Stead 08 ./.
Mjade2005

Total Posts: 279
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 9:22 AM
<it is MR. T>I>N>K>L>E>S from Cats and Dogs>

./. Stead Eight ./.
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 10:05 AM
Something was wrong, something was really wrong. Rogue looked at her chrono, it had been 10 minutes since she had made the announcement. She sat on her bed, staring at the door.

Where could they all be? They couldn't have gotten lost...the ship isn't that big...

The firm touch of a hand on her shoulder, made her jump, and she realized, she had shut herself out to the Force again. She turned around, to see Ewing standing next to the bed, staring at her. She let out a sigh of relief.
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 10:06 AM
"Oh, it's you. You scared me there for a minute." A smile came to his face. "You really should stop teleporting to sneak up on me you know."

She placed her right hand on his, and turned back to the door. Less than a second later, something clamped down on her hand. She turned, and saw the ring of a stun cuff binding her wrist. "Wha-at?" Maybe this was just a game...

"You will give me you're other arm..."

"I will give you my---" Rogue shook the thought out of her head. This wasn't Ewing, and now she knew for sure.
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 10:07 AM
She stood up, and looked at him, and for the first time, she saw the stiffness in his stance, the malice in his smile, and his unmoving eyes. Now, she opened herself to the force, felt it surround her, surround him. But he, didn't feel the same. She could feel anger flowing through him.

She pulled back her right hand, trying desperatly to free it from his grasp. When his grip didn't falter, she twisted sideways, and high kicked him in the jaw, still pulling away.

He turned back to her, blood flowing from his lips, and moved closer to her. She reached for her lightsaber, but it wasn't there. I placed it under the pillow... She dived for it, and in that instant, which seemed to be forever, a blow hit her in the ribs.

She collapsed to the floor.
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 10:08 AM
Another figure moved from the shadows of her room, it was herself, yet it was not her. A monster in her body. Her blue eyes, full of malice, she said: "Now it's my turn, my target's at the controls." She walked out of the room...towards the bridge where Ewing---the real Ewing awaited.

Rogue tried to get up, she had to get out of here. She had to warn everyone. Now, on her hands and knees, stuncuff still hanging from her right arm, she reached for her holdout blaster....

Her hand never made it to her holster. A kick to her face, sent her sprawling into the wall. Her temple hit the wall hard, and she lay there. Her left hand reached up, and she touched her right eye. Her hand came back bloody.

Rogue slowly slipped into unconciousness, and The last thing she saw...was him standing over her laughing.

*~* Executive Officer *~*
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 1:05 PM
Starstripe was busy having an arguement with... himself. Twice.

"Run this by me again. How come your not evil, if all the others are?"

Clone 1 answered, "I don't know."

"But why would we be evil?" said Clone 2

"Have you seen the other clones?" This was Starstripe.

"Yes. they all went around talking about how they were going to capture the others through trickery."

"That is, after Sith Lord Yoda put them under mind control. We pulled the houdini and disappeared before he saw us."

"So you did know why."

They answered at the same time
"No! I mean-" "Yes! I mean-"

"Oh, just put you're hands up." said Clone 2

"Aha! so you are evil. I knew it!"

"Shut up."

Stun beams flew around somehow managing to miss Starstripe and hit his SW Book collection.

"That is it! You are so fscking dead!"

Starstripe changed into an Evil Zombie. Five minutes later, he walked out... and knocked himself out on an overhang.

"Heh. Idiot," said Clone 4
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 3:01 PM
>I'm going to post now! ...It looks like we've turned this into a bunch of individual stories... ah well.<

~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 3:30 PM
Pod held her ground as best she could, despite the growing apprehension in the pit of her stomach. She tried a smile, hoping it would look natural. "Did you forget something?"

Furday locked eyes with her, face expressionless. "Yes."

He had crossed the distance between them now, and Pod was still sure something was wrong. She reached out with the Force, and felt a man standing in front of her, but it wasn't Furday.

Taking a step back, Pod shifted her grip on the Force and tried to nudge the malice out of his mind, tried to see his intent. She was met with a mental block like a plasma shield and felt him bat her prode effortlessly aside.

Looks like I've met my match, she thought to herself. "Alright, who are you, and what do you want?" She let a bit of commanding edge seep into her voice.

Unmoving, not even blinking, she realized with a start, he answered, "It's not as important as what the Master wants and orders."

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 3:30 PM
She didn't like the sound of that, and took one more cautious step back. "And who is 'the Master'?"

"That is irrelevant, because his name cannot be seen on the boards."

Pod looked confused. "What?"

Fake-furday took advantage of her confusion and grabbed her in a choke-hold. She forgot about her confusion and elbowed him in the gut. The clone stalled, wind almost knocked from him, and Pod planted the heel of her hand to his nose, shattering it.

She steeped back a meter and searched frantically for a lightsaber, a blaster, anything. Furday's clone recovered surprisingly fast, and stood where he was, eyeing her maliciously, blood streaming from his nose.

Pod braced herself for another attck, but she never saw it. The mirror behind her had detatched itself from the wall silently, guided by the Force and hit her in the back of the head.

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 3:33 PM
Pod's world went black, right after she saw the clone staring down at her, mumbling, "Maybe you'll learn not to struggle next time."

Next... time....?


>Done! Okay, now, with both teams most certainly down the tubes, um... are we killing ourselves off or something? *smacks her head on her desk* I shouldn't have said that. I bet the insta-clone gets brought back in the next couple of pages...<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 3:34 PM
<aight...I'm gonna post...>
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 3:44 PM
Makia sighed. "I guess I owe you 50 creds, then," she said. Beerud nodded, and motioned for her to follow him.

***

"Beeurd, this isn't the way to Sith Yoda's quarters," Makia said suspiciously.

"You're right." Beerud whirled around, with a gun in his hand. "And you're coming with me."

Makia ducked as a laser bolt passed over her head. "Hey! Put that thing away! Or at least put it on stun! I couldn't got hurt!" she screamed.

"Oh, right, thanks." Beeurd fiddled with the gun, then shot Makia with a stun bolt.

***

Beeurd crept silently through the tunnels towards Sith Lord Yoda's personal quarters. When he reached them, he cursed. "Sith, it's locked."

"Well duh," a voice said from behind him. Beeurd whirled and found Sith Lord Yoda behind him.
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 3:46 PM
<oops, Makia was supposed to say "I could'a got hurt.">
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 3:53 PM
"You!" Beeurd whispered.

"Me," Yoda whispered back mockingly. "Yup, it's me. Congrats, you've found me. Isn't that what you came here for? To find me?"

"What did you do with the others of us?" Beerud asked.

"Oh, them. They willingly came to me," Lord Yoda said. "And do you seriously think that I'd let just any old person break into my room? Of course it has a lock! Man, what do you take me for? Some kind of fool?"

Beeurd looked at the walls innocently. Yoda bubbled with anger. "Arggg!!! No one takes me for real here!" He calmed. "Anyways, here's the number password to my room. Break in...I won't stop you," he said, and handed Beeurd a sheet of paper.

Beeurd looked suspiciouly at the paper, then at Lord Yoda. "You're giving this to me freely?"
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 4:00 PM
"Yup. I have better things to do than stop you," Yoda said, then walked away.

Beerud stared after him. He shrugged. "Well, it's worth a try." he typed the numbers into the keyboard and waited for the door to open.

"I'm sorry, your authorization code is not right," a high-pitched computer voice squealed. "Prepare to die."

Beeurd cried out as a three spears shot out of the door towards his stomache. He darted aside, and laughed. This death trap must have been made for a Yoda sized person he thought.

A moment later, though, Beeurd was slammed from behind in the head by an unseen object. His last thought before he fell unconciouss was: He tricked me! I can't believe I fell for it...
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 4:07 PM
Solo and Solofan ran through the halls, followed by 200 guards and clones. "I don't think this plan was a very good idea!" Solo screamed.

"Ya think?" Solofan screamed back. "If you wouldn't have dropped that anvil too soon, we wouldn't be in this mess!"

"Hey, you were the one who told me to drop it then!" Solo accused his partner.

"Well, at least we distraced them," Solofan said. The mob had meanwhile closed in on the two, and started firing stun bolts.

Solo got out one last word before he fell unconciouss. "Yup..."
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 4:22 PM
Tahiri Veila Solo, Sticks, and Unknown sat around a table trying to decide the best move to make. "I can't feel any of the others in the force," Tahiri whinned.

"Our time is running out," Unknown said.

"I'm afraid you all are too late," a voice said from behind. The three turned and found Furday standing there.

"Hey, aren't you supposed to be chasing JainaSolo, Commander?" Sticks asked suspiciously.

"We already found her, and now we came to help you," Furday said.

"Oh, well then, ok," Unknown said. "We were just discussing what to do next." He explained to the commander how team one had broken into four groups and had set out to find the missing clones.

Furday nodded, then proposed an idea. "I think we should split up and each go a seperate direction."

"Ok...Unknown, you head west; Furday, you south; Tahiri, go east; and I'll go north. Sound good?"
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 4:24 PM
"What if we come across something?" Tahiri asked.

Sticks thought a moment, then reached into her backpack and brought out 4 comlinks. "Here, we can keep in touch through these." The four set out in their seperate directions.

Furday, however, turned back and fiddled with another comlink. "Allright, I seperated them." He laughed evily, and headed after Tahiri.
<done, for now cuz I gotta go>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 4:34 PM
>Okay, now is that the same Furday clone that knocked me out, or the one that the real Furday saw getting on the turbo lift, or... y'all I think we've got one too many clones... lol<

~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Haladar

Total Posts: 180
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 4:35 PM
Meanwhile, in Lord Yoda's secret detention center...

Haladar groggily opened his eyes, and blinked a couple of times, trying to shake his pounding headache. Suddenly he remembered what had happened and awoke with a start. Getting up of the floor, he looked at his surroundings.

He was in a small cell, with basic conveniences. It was dimly lit, and he could see through the window in the door into a corridor beyond.

TBC
Haladar

Total Posts: 180
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 4:42 PM
Great.. he thoughtI managed to get the cell at the end of the corridor. Well... at least i get to see who else gets dragged in here... He was refering to the fact that he could see the door at the other end of the corridor.

As if moved by his thoughts, that door suddenly opened, and his hand snapped to where his lightsaber usually hang at his belt, only to find it missing. Not a surprise... Through the door came Furday, dragging an unconcious Pod. Furday took Pod about half way down the corridor, then threw her into a cell on the right hand side.

Reaching out with the force, Hal sensed that Hann, Czulkang, Teller, Ana, Rogue, Starstripe, Beeurd, Solo, and Solofan were already in other cells.

TBC
Haladar

Total Posts: 180
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 4:46 PM
He realised that the situation was fast getting desperate, and took an inventory of all the tools available to him. Unfortunately, he came up blank. Using the force, he tried to push the door open... and all of a sudden his connection to the force disappeared.

Even better, he groaned silently,ysalimiri... Suddenly having his last remaining tool stolen from him, Hal was lost as to what to do. This has gotta be the first time I ran out of ideas he thought, and sat down slowly on the simple bed....

<done>
-{Stead 03}-
The Missing Link 2005

Total Posts: 99
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 5:16 PM
"Oh that's not a good feeling!"

Link felt a jolt in the Force, sensing danger and distress all around her.

I haven't been asked for help... They're obviously ok...

A startling thought hit her.

"My Padawan! Where is she!"

In a slight panic, she froze in place, thoughts swirling. She had to get to her padawan. She knew it however she couldn't find her.

She reached down and pulled out her Comlink, calling to Tahiri but getting no response.

"I have to..." She hit the ground hard.

Once the initial impact let go of her, she looked up and saw her clone 3 looking down at her.

Oh there is no getting out of this one...

She saw the malicious gleam in the clone's eyes as she wasdrug into a secluded building and thrown in a cell.

Looking at cells across from her, she saw Haladar, Rogue and Ana. She couldn't see any other cells from where she sat.

"Guys!"

The three looked up and saw her.

"What do you propose we do now?"

(~~Stead 4~~)
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 5:18 PM
>might as well make one more short post while I'm here...<

~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 5:40 PM
Pod slowly came to, rubbing her head sypathetically. With a slight grunt she dragged herself to a semi-sitting position. her eyes flew open as her hand touched some kind of moss growing on the stone floor.

She gasped loudly and shouted, "I've been locked in my own Trekkie room! How'd they get past ###### and Precious?!"

A voice came from somewhere. "Pod? Is that you?"

"Rogue? That you?" she shouted back.

"Yes. I don't think this is your House of Pain, Pod."

For the first time she looked around. No torture equiptment. Looking up, she found no observation/control deck. No blood on the walls and floor. No blood, that is, except for the smear from the back of her own head.

"Oh," she said. "Hey! That clone knocked me out!"

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 5:41 PM
>grr... M.u.f.f.i.n.<

"We know, Pod," Hal said from another cell. "We were all knocked out by clones." He said something else, but she couldn't make out more than, "Stupid colonial," or something to that effect.

She pretneded to ignore the slam and climbed to her feet and walked to the door. She looked out the window and saw the other cells. At least I know I wasn't ahlucinating the voices.

Pod turned and examined her surroundings, which were sparse. "Well, isn't this cozy," she muttered sarcastically.

"Pod," Ana's voice said, "Are you going to spend the rest of your life--and it may be short, you realize-- complaining?"

"Without sarcasm, I'd be mute," she answered stubbornly, and perfectly serious.

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 5:54 PM
A sight cuaght her attention. "Oh, hey, y'all! There's a desk and a chair in my cell!" She sat down on the chair, pulled it up to the desk, and let her head smack to the top of it.

A few snickers and groans floated from the other cells, with the inevitable, "Pod being Pod!"

She sat up abruptly as a thought hit her. "Duh! The Force!" She reached into the Force and sought Furday... and found she was in a Force-less bubble. "Awwwww maaaaan!" she moaned.

Hal chided her. "Pod, they've got ysalamiri around us."

She mocked him. "Well, I know that now!"

Another thought struck her. She stood up, cleared her throat and walked to the window, took a deep breath, and...

"HEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!"

"Pod?" Hal said from his cell. "Shut up!"

>done! I know I said short. I lied.<
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 5:59 PM
<I'm gonna post>
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 6:08 PM
Tahiri crept silently, her eyes darting back and forth for any sign of danger or of the missing clones. She came to a corridor that split 4 ways. "Oh, sithspit, which way now?" she whinned.

"That way. Or you could try that way. All three paths will lead you into a trap," a gruff voice said from behind her.

She whirled and met Furday's eyes. "Furday? Aren't you supposed to be going...um...whatever direction you are supposed to be going?"

Furday shrugged. "Yea, I was supposed to be, but I have more important things to do, like capturing you, Sticks, and Unknown." Tahiri gasped, and reached for her comlink to warn the others. "Oh no you dont," Furday said, and force-grasped the comlink, ripping it away from Tahiri's grasp.

"This is treason, Furday! You can't do this!" Tahiri screamed. Then the realization hit her. "You're not Furday, are you?"
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 6:12 PM
Furday grinned evlily. "Of course I am."

"No, you're a clone!" Tahiri made a run for it. If she couldn't warn Sticks and Unknown by comlink, then maybe she could outrun the Furday-clone and reach them in time.

Tahiri ran down the corridor to her left, and gave out a yelp as she ran into a glass wall. She whirled back around, but found a door closing, locking her in.

She stared at Furday with unbelieving eyes. "I told you all three paths led to a trap," he said, and turned away, leaving Tahiri to her small prison.
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 6:22 PM
***

Unknown wandered around his designated area, not finding anything interesting, not even any guards. So when Furday snuck up behind him and shot him with a stun bolt, he was totally unprepared.

***

Sticks walked through the north passages, humming a little tune to herself. So far, she hadn't seen a single soul. Now that is weird, shouldn't there be someone here at least? she thought to herself.

She continued on hardly paying attention, but paying enough attention to know she was being followed by someone. When she stopped, the footsteps stopped, and when she started so did the footsteps.

She ducked into a dark room, and used the force to mimick the sound of her footsteps. Taking the bait, the follower started to walk again. Sticks waited, patiently, for the person to round the corner.

When the person did, Sticks pounced. She knocked the person over into the wall, and heard a sickening crunch.
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 6:26 PM
"Oops," she whispered, not actually meaning to kill the person. She got up and fliped on the lightswitch. She gasped at what she saw.

"Furday?!?" Sticks colapsed to the floor in shock. "Oh no...I've killed my commander!"

Sticks sat, unmoving, for a couple of hours, tears streaming down her face. She didn't even object as two guards entered the room, stun cuffed her, and led her away from the room.
<done!>
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The Missing Link 2005

Total Posts: 99
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 6:39 PM
Link stood up and walked to the edge of the cell.

"Pod? Hal? Ana? Rogue? Can you guys hear me?"

She listened for any sort of reply and picked up Haladar and Pod's voices. The two appeared to be arguing about something.

She strained her ears and slowly pieced together that the force was useless.

"Lovely. Just lovely. Fine mess this is." she muttered to herself.

And how do you propose we get out of this one people! She thought bitterly.

Although she could not use the Force, she felt with her intuition that something was wrong with her Padawan.

"This is so frustrating!" she cried out.

"No sense in getting worked up my young friend," a strange voice said.

She turned and looked around, seeing no one.
After convincing herself she was nuts, she suddenlt felt as though she were being watched. She whipped around and saw a strange looking creature.

"Who are you and why are you here?"

TBC...
The Missing Link 2005

Total Posts: 99
Date Posted: Aug 13, 2002 6:46 PM
"I am whatever you want me to be and I'm here because I tried to help you."

Nice. I'm stuck in this place with some psycho creature that thinks he tried to save us.

"I heard that." the creature said.

"Excuse me? I certainly didn't project and I most certainly can't use the Force from this bubble."

"It doesn't matter," he said. "I can hear your every thought."

Wide eyed and not quite sure what to do she ran back to the edge of the cell.

"POD! HAL! ANA! Anyone!!! Get me out of here!!!!"

She felt the things eyes boring into her back.

"Guys! Ok who lays claims to this creature! He seems to think he tried to save us!"

Giving up, she slumped against the wall, glaring at the creature.

(~~Stead 4~~) >Yeah so I'm warped. Live with it.<
The Missing Link 2005

Total Posts: 99
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 5:53 AM
>*BUMP* How rude. They stuck us on the 2 page!<
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 8:27 AM
"Would you two Knock it off!" Rogue yelled at Pod and Hal. They quickly silenced themselves.

The two were in cells across from her, but she could only see Haladar, in the rightmost cell. The kick to her face, had hit her full on her left eye, leaving it swollen. Her eyelids were stuck together with blood. She had also bruised a rib durring the struggle.

There were no guards around. There were no need for them here. What damage could a bunch of Force Blind Jedi do?

Rogue yelled so everyone could hear her. "We still have hope!" She heard a snicker from Pod, and moans from others. "We do. We just have to pool our resources. Everyone, check yourself, lets see if you have anything useful on you. Pod, you said there was a desk in your cell right?"

"Right.."
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 8:28 AM
"See if there are any Datapads, or datapad parts in there. Commlinks...anything like that.See if there's anything that can come in handy!" Rogue checked her own cell. there was only one thing that would do any good. Rogue walked over to a serving tray. Clearly the cell had former occupants, and they had left the food there to rot. Rogue picked up the utensils. A fork, and a Vibroknife.

"Okay guys, tell me what you've found. I've got a vibroknife here."

"Well," Hal said. "I have some information. Somebody tried tunneling out of here, through the ferrocrete floors, and hit transparasteel about a meter down."

"One datapad here, but it's not functional." Pod said.

"Pass that down here." Rogue said to Pod, who threw it to her.

Rogue fliped it over, and set it on her lap. She took out the Vibroknife, and removed the power cell, placing it in the datapad. It sprang to life. "Yes!"

"Okay,anybody have any idea where we are?" She asked.
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 8:28 AM
"Duh, we're in a moldy cell full of ysalimari." Link replied.

"I meant where is the cell---wait! that's it!" She started typing in the datapad, and set it for a tight band encoded transmission. She sent out a message to Ewing...

We're being held in a detention block. We need you're help. If you get this message, follow the ysalimari.

*~* Executive Officer *~* I'll post for Ewing soon
Haladar

Total Posts: 180
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 11:30 AM
(hang on a sec.. are Pod and Rogue in the same cell... otherwise how could you have passed her the datapd?)
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 11:32 AM
<You know the windows? She threw it through them...I thought I specified that...sorry for the confusion...>

*~* XO *~*
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 11:34 AM
<She tossed it through the corridor. They're adjacent, or across from each other and evidently the bars on the windows can be reached through>

May the Force be with you. Twice. In bed.
-=[Cadet 001]=-
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 11:35 AM
<oops. Sorry>
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 11:35 AM
<Yeah...what Starstripe said...lol>

*~* XO *~*
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 11:36 AM
<heh>
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 11:41 AM
<LOL>
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

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Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 12:33 PM
*~* BuMp *~*
terpfi 1

Total Posts: 8
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 2:33 PM
I know Luke Skywalker said he wanted Jedi many of the professional fields, but i don't think punk rock would be anywhere on that datapad. Especially with the kind of music present in the galaxy today. Who would listen to it? Although I do think the idea is kind of funny to think of the solo kid as punk rockers, it doesn't fit in with the Jedi Code at all. A Jedi has to be at peace, have an inner calmness to have any real connection to the force. If the solo's were to really go into punk, I very much doubt they'd be Jedi very long.
* Sarah *

Total Posts: 2894
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 2:42 PM
> *blink* Okay....moving on. <

~Green03~
terpfi 1

Total Posts: 8
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 3:15 PM
real funny, don't you guys take anything seriously?
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 3:16 PM
>terpfi, first, a question. Do you know how to make these triangular brackets? >< Please use them when you aren't posting actual parts of the story. Another question: do you know what a parody is? Another question: have you even read the first page? This is a story written with complete abandon of SW "reality." YOu may not like it, and that's fine. But we'd appreciate it if you kept your negative comments to yourself. If it offends you, you don't have to read it. Simple as that.<

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The Missing Link 2005

Total Posts: 99
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 3:18 PM
>I back Pod up. Stay out of it if you don't like it. We didn't ask you to read it.<

(~~Stead 4~~)
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 3:20 PM
>real funny, don't you guys take anything seriously?

>Not when it's negitive like that. Or, oh, did you mean SW? No, we don't take fiction seriously. It's fun and great and cool and all, but it isn't real, so we don't treat actual events as real, especially in a parody that has no basis in "reality." If that answers your questions.

>hey, if you'd reall like to state your opinion, goe here: http://galacticbasic.com and start a thread in the Cantina. When the Commander gets on, he can answer anything you want.<

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Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 7:44 PM
<terpfi 1, this fanfic story is just for fun. It is supposed to be silly, thus the idea of Jedi Punks. If it offends you in any way, don't read it.>

<anyways, I'm posting>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 7:58 PM
Sticks came out of shock a few hours later, and found herself in a detention cell. She looked at her surroundings, and found a tray of food waiting for her, a pad of paper, and a broken pen.

Cringing, Sticks remembered what had happened earlier. She had killed the commander.She... She was going to be charged with treason...killed by Pod's pets...or worse.

Sticks sighed. As she went over to sit on a small cot that occupied her cell, she heard voices from the rooms beside her. Her hand instantly went to her lightsaber, but it wansn't there. Sticks swore, and went over to the window to hear what was being said. She could hear bits and pieces of a conversation.

"Okay...what you've found...got a vibroknife..."

"Have...information...tunneling out of here...hit transparasteel..."

"Datapad...not functional..."
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 8:06 PM
Sticks froze. She knew those voices. She continued listening.

"Pass...here."

"Yes!"

"Idea...we are?"

Sticks listened a while longer before the realization dawned upon her. "Pod? Rogue? Hal? Is that you guys?"

The voices stopped. Then: "Sticks?" Pod yelled.

"Yea...it's me. Who all is here?" Sticks yelled back.

"Theres me, Hal, Link, Rogue, Ana, and I think about every other Psycho here," Pod said. Several voices started talking at once, and Sticks recognized many of them.

"I--I'm so sorry!" Sticks broke down crying. "This is all my fault!"
TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Aug 14, 2002 8:12 PM
"Hey, what's your fault?" Link asked.

"If I would have done my duty as a leader we would never have gotten into this situation...and...and, oh! I'm so sorry...it's just, he was following me, and I thought it was someone else, and I didn't mean to kill him, honest!" Sticks cried.

"Kill who, Sticks?" Hal asked.

"Furday..." Sticks heard several gasps.

"Wait a minute, I think I know what happened. We were all brought here by our clones. So maybe the Furday you killed was really his clone," Link suggested.

Sticks sniffed. "Ya think?"

Pod spoke up. "Yea, even without the force I would have felt the real Furday die."

Sticks let out a breath of relief. "Good. Now how are we gonna get out of this situation?"
<done>
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Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Aug 15, 2002 8:18 AM
"Crawling through the air ducts was a task better suited for droids!" thought Furday.

The sighting of himself entering the turbolift was quite suspicious and un-nerving. That was why Furday was attempting to sneak throughout the ship via the air ducts, and trying to make as little noise as possible.

So far, he had not seen or heard any of the others. Either something had happened to them...or they were about to spring out of a doorway and tell him he'd just been on Candid Camera.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Aug 15, 2002 8:34 AM
A few beams of light shone up ahead. This meant that an air vent was nearby...and that he could find out exactly what was going on. His data pad showed him to be on the 3rd deck, main conference room.

Furday heard voices and shrank away from the light, in order to not be seen.
Several figures entered the room....and his eyes widened in surprise.
Furday, Rogue, and Ewing entered the room together, cackling evily and and laughing like old friends. Sinister old friends.

Furday concluded that the other Furday was his evil clone, just like Ewing and Rogue were evil clones of the originals. After all, he and Rogue never cackled evily. Ewing had to, since he was the mad scientist of the bunch.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Aug 15, 2002 8:41 AM
Peering back out through the vent, Furday was amused at what he saw. The other Rouge and Furday were clustered around the other Ewing. He was surrounded by graphs and pie-charts, all labeled, " Superior Evil Plan for Taking Over the Ship and Story Without Anyone Knowing, Especially Someone Lurking in the Airduct."

Furday had the feeling now would be a good time to get out of there fast and find the others. As he tried to do so, a credit fell from his pocket onto the surface of the shaft. It fell with a clatter, and all heads in the room turned towards the airvent.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Aug 15, 2002 9:17 AM
Furday crawled as quickly as he could throught the airducts, not caring where he went or if the evil clones heard him. They probably knew about him now anyway. The main thing to worry about now was to elude the evil clones before they found him.
The air duct turned sharply, and the flooring changed. Instead of the standard thick durasteel, it was now a thin layer placed over the ceiling panels. The durasteel bent and warped when he put his weight on it.
Pausing to catch his breath, Furday made a mental note to complain about the quality of the ducts.
With a groan, the duct and ceiling panels below him collapsed. Furday fell...

...into Pod's cell.

Pod jumped back, startled.
Brushing off the dust and debris, he stood up amongst the wreckage. Giving her his best Solo grin, Furday said,
"Hey. It's me!"

>Done!<
0))) Commander (((0
Haladar

Total Posts: 180
Date Posted: Aug 15, 2002 11:38 AM
"Furday," said Hal... "Not quite what we were hoping you'd do, but I guess it works..."

"Glad I could drop in," said Furday. He got several groans.

"Right," said Hal, rolling his eyes, "anyway, have you guys got enough stuff in there, so you can climb through the hole?"
Haladar

Total Posts: 180
Date Posted: Aug 15, 2002 11:42 AM
At that moment, the door opened at the end of the corridor and a Haladar clone walked in, patrolling the corridor, and forcing the Psychos to abandon their escape attempts for the time being

"What!" exclaimed Hal, "how come my clones got relegated to patrolling the detention area. This evil plot is all screwed up..."

The clone glared at him evilly and continued the patrol, eventually leaving through the door at the end.

"Ok," said Pod... "I think we can get outta here through this hole."

"Sounds good," said Link, "this time, drop through the vent above the corridor maybe, not into a cell."

"I'll work on it," said Furday.
Haladar

Total Posts: 180
Date Posted: Aug 15, 2002 11:46 AM
Furday quickly climbed up through the hole he had made and then started hitting the bottom of the duct above the corridor.

"It's too tough," he said, irritated.

"How bout getting something heavy out of Pod's cell," suggested Rogue.

"Hmm..." said Pod, "there's not much here... try this metal plate."

She passed the plate up to furday, who continued to try and break the bottom of the vent, but ended up with a severely dented plate and a slightly dented air duct.

"Vent 1, Plate 0," he muttered.
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