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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 3:25 PM |
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> #### = do ing
TBC...
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 3:41 PM |
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"Wait, there is no way we will all fit in thses ships." Anakin 1 said
"Wow, that's the first sensible thing I've heard you say since you started that band." Leia praised.
"He's right, for once, there's far too many of us." Karrde said, "I suggest that we decide who goes to catch them..."
"Oh, too many people?" Anakin 1 said. "I was thinking of all the beer we'd need to take."
Han and Leia shook their heads in dissapointment, while the Punks patted him on the back an cheered him for his intelligent thinking.
"I suggest that the all the originals of us plus all the Yodas come to help catch him and safely retrieve the Galaxy-Destroying Doomsday Device." Vader suggested.
"Sounds good to me" came several voices from the other Punks, who then went back into the Cantina.
"What about us?" said Bad Furday, speaking for the Psychopathic Jedi.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 4:02 PM |
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"I think you lot have done enough damage to my galaxy." Vader said angrily. "Now go and fix your machine."
The Psychopathic Jedi walked over to where the E-wings were trying to get the machine to stop causing more parallel universes merging with this one.
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Now the only people left by the ships were the Jedi Punks, Luke, Mara, Han, Leia, Chewbacca, Talon Karrde, Cheif of State Vader, and the 4 remaining Yodas.
"We had better get going if we want to be able to track him" Han said.
Karrde and the Yodas headed of to the Wild Karrde. Han, Leia, and Chewie boarded the Falcon. Vader, Luke and Mara got into the Jade Sabre. And the Punks were left standing alone in the middle of the landing platform.
"Umm, what ship do we use?" Zekk asked.
"I came in a Lambda-class shuttle, use that." Vader told them as he walked up the ramp of Mara's ship.
The Punks walked over to the shuttle and wondered if they would all fit inside.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 4:21 PM |
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The all managed to get in, and after they had replaced the emergency rations with WD-40, they set off after the others.
"We can't go after a Sith Lord in this thing." Tahiri said.
"What about that ship we bought once?" Anakin suggested.
"What ship?" asked Jacen
"That YT-2000 we bought but only used once, and never named."
"Oh yeah, I remember," Said Jaina, it was when we were stranded on that planet, then our marketing agent called us to his office."
"Yeah," said Zekk "glad we got rid of that Sith-spawned piece of Hutt-slime."
"Power of the Farce indeed..." Valin muttered, remembering the Jedi Punks action figure line.
"I guess we'd better name it then, if we are going to use it." Jacen said
"How about... The Blended Ewok Express" Anakin said.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 4:28 PM |
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"Um. I don't think so Anakin..." Jaina said.
"What was wrong with that?" Anakin complained.
"Nothing." Jacen said. "Except that a dead rancor could think of something better."
"Sorry" Anakin said sarcastically.
"Jedi Drunks" Tahiri suggested.
"Meh. It's a name." Jacen said.
Several hours later they arrived at Coruscant and changed ships.
"Now to meet up with the others and find Darth Yoda."
>DONE!
>I don't believe it...
>I actually UN-confused the story...
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 5:16 PM |
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>Oops need to post... Just noticed - they DID name the ship...
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 5:32 PM |
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>EDIT THIS OUT:
Several hours later they arrived at Coruscant and changed ships.
"Now to meet up with the others and find Darth Yoda."
>Thanks.
The Punks arrived at the hanger where they had stored their ship.
"Hey. Looks like we did name it after all." Jacen said.
"What was it called again? I can't remember." said Anakin.
"It says right there little bro" Jaina said, pointing at the name painted on the side of the white hull.
"Idiot's Array" Anakin read out loud.
"Now I remember." Zekk said, "we named it after Jaina and Jacen after their escapade with Luke's time machine."
"Shut up..." Jacen said, "I'm sure we didn't need to be reminded of that."
TBC...
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 5:32 PM |
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"Well anyway, we need to meet up with the Millennium Falcon, Jade Sabre, and Wild Karrde." said Jaina "Well done, love!" said Zekk "You remembered all those names by yourself." "Watch it" Jaina growled "Or you'll be changing Allie and Allie's nappies until they can use the toilet." "I hope Mirax and Corran don't mind looking after them, and the alternate universe thems." Zekk said. "Don't worry," assured Jaina, "there will be alternate Mirax and Corrans to look after them". With that they got into the Idiot's Array and set off to meet the others and find the Sith Lord Yoda. >DONE (AGAIN) -=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=- http://www.galacticbasic.net/forum/
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Date Posted: Aug 2, 2002 2:32 PM |
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>Okay, everyone posts while it's confusing, but complain about the confusingness, so I un-confuse it and everybody stops posting!
>What happened? Did everyone die of shock at the site of ME unconfusing the story?
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 2, 2002 3:16 PM |
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<No, we just hit another creative rut.>
[-Green Ten-]
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 2:40 PM |
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>lol. Well okay, you better post something during the 3 weeks I'm on holiday for :D
>Stead Two signing off...
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
-=-=-= ON LEAVE =-=-=-
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 6:47 PM |
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<hmmm...I'm gonna post...and I'm assuming the two devices that the sith have are ones that have not been activated, and the one that the psychopathic jedi are supposed to fix is the one that has been activated, right? If not, then, well...>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 6:59 PM |
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The Psychopathic Jedi all sat around in a group, a very, very large group of about 100, and discussed how to switch the activated Galaxy-Destroying Doomsday Device. "Allright," Furday shouted to the crowd. "Quiet down!" Once the Psychos had quieted, the Commander continued. "Now, anyone who has a suggestion, please raise your hand and I'll call on you."
Several hands raised in the air. "Pod, what's your idea?" About 10 Podracer's started talking at once. Furday groaned. "Ok, Podracer 1, you start."
Pod 1 stepped forward. "I have an idea, but you're gonna have to trust me," she said to Furday.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 7:16 PM |
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Furday stared deeply into Pod's eyes. "You know there's no one I trust more than you, Schnookums," he whispered.
Pod smiled nervously, took a deep breath, and walked up to the Galaxy-Destroying Doomsday Device. A hush fell over the crowd as Pod picked up the device and looked at it closely. She fiddled around with it a little, and everyone vanished except for the original Psychos. Everyone looked around in amazement.
"Wow, you made things normal again, Pod!" Sticks cried.
"Yea, how'd ya do it?" asked Link wonderingly.
Pod smiled. "I took out the batteries."
***
Anakin stared out the cockpit, lost in thought. Jacen entered the room, and sat down beside him. "A credit for your thoughs, little brother," Jacen said.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 7:25 PM |
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"Of course, if you lie, I'm gonna have to kill ya," Jacen added.
Anakin gave his brother a weird look. "I was just thinking-"
All of a sudden Jacen brought out his lightsaber and sliced Anakin in half. "I told you not to lie," Jacen screamed. "You don't think! It's physically, and mentally, impossible for you," he said.
Jaina entered the room just in time to witness this event. She gasped as Anakin fell to the floor in two pieces. "Jacen!" she cried in anger. "This isn't Anakin! It's one of his duplicates from another universe!"
"Oops, sorry, dude," Jacen said to the dead body at his feet. "So, if this isn't the original Anakin, where's my little brother at?"
Jaina shrugged, just as the com crackled. "Attention! This is Darth Yoda! Turn back now, or we will kill Anakin! That's right, we kidnapped the real Anakin and gave you guys a fake!" Darth Yoda laughed evily.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 7:30 PM |
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"That's ok, you can keep him," Jacen started to say, but before he got a chance to, Jaina screamed.
"Jacen, look! He disappeared!" Jaina screamed.
"Who did?" Jacen asked.
"The Anakin dude you just cut in half!" Jaina told him.
Jacen looked down. "I don't know what you're talking about, I dont see anything," he shrugged.
Jaina rolled her eyes, and stalked out of the room, but then stalked back in. "Oh no, if the fake Anakin disappeared, then that means that the Psycho's must have gotten the Galaxy-Destroying Doomsday Device to shut off...and if that happened, then that means that everyone who was on the ship we are chasing right now has disappeared, except Anakin, who is probably tied up right now and can't control the ship!"
"Wow, that was one long sentance," Jacen muttered.
"Would you shup up for a minute and think?" Jaina screamed.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 7:35 PM |
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Jacen thought for a moment. "No, prolly not. What is this about Anakin now?"
"Anakin is helpless on a ship that has no one at the controls!!! We have to save him!" Jaina yelled.
Jacen's face lit up. "Oh...I get it now." He got up out of his seat and looked at his sister. "Don't just sit there, Jaya, don't ya think we'd better save him?"
Jaina rolled her eyes and resisted the urge to punch her very ignorant brother. "Men," she muttered under her breath. "I just said that," she said pointedly, and went to the get the others to formulate and plan to save Anakin.
<done!>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 9:20 PM |
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<Okay, I think there were only two GDDD. We can say the other one appeared because of the time warp thingy. And was it the GDDD that caused the time warp? I thought it only created numerous Jar Jars.
Confused I am.>
[-Green Ten-]
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 10:58 PM |
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<I'll post and see if I can't clear some things up.>
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 11:15 PM |
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Meanwhile, back at the bar, Furday quickly ordered a round of spiked blended Ewok in order of Pod's brilliance.
Several Psychopathic Jedi, such as Furday and Sticks, made toasts.
Then, Link stood up. "Hold up. I just thought of something," she said. The other Psychopaths gave her puzzled stares. "Oh don't look at me that way. You know I'm capable of intelligent thought when I have my buzz on."
The other Psychos murmured in agreement. It was the same way with them.
"So, what did you notice?" asked Ana.
"Okay, I don't think was the GDDD that caused the time warp and I don't think it was Pod that caused everyone to disappear."
Pod shot Link an ice-cold stare for raining on her ego parade. Hal put a protective arm around his girlfriend.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 11:34 PM |
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C...
"And what makes you think that?" asked an annoyed Pod.
"Well, first, why are we still here? Why didn't we go back to our world when the others disappeared?" Looks of what was either thought or pain, same thing really, appeared on many Psychopaths' faces. Eventually, they all murmured their agreement with Link.
"Second, at first there was only one GDDD. Then, another appeared. Those two were stolen by Darth Yoda. Then, another appeared not long ago. What does this prove?"
More pained looks. Then, Beeurd chimed in, "That we have confused each other so badly that we can't keep track of how many GDDDs there are."
"No, besides that."
Looks of pure agony now appeared. Finally, Link just gave up. With a sigh, she said, "It proves the GDDD is being affected by whatever is causing the time warp, not causing the time warp."
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 11:50 PM |
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C...
"Oooooohhhhh," Tahiriveila said, "We thought you wanted a full mathematically, astronomecal, and physical analysis. Link looked down to see mounds of scratch paper with scribbled calculus and statistics formulas in front of the Psychpaths. She rolled her eyes.
"And finally, the GDDD releases numerous..."
"Infinite..." said TheUnknown. Link shot him a cold look. He shrunk away. Hal looked at him sympathetically.
"Okay, an infinite number of clones of Jar Jar Binks. It doesn't warp time."
"Well, then, Miss Smarty pants, a still-very-much-annoyed Pod said (She really said it in more explicit terms but even I won't type them), "then where are the alternate Punks and Psychopaths?"
"I sense the work of the Sith Lord Yoda in their disappearance."
Furday said, "Then that would mean *gulps* that the others are walking into a trap..."
DONE
[-Green Ten-]
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 3, 2002 11:55 PM |
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<Oh, please don't take the easy way out. Let's ride this out. Ideas and action have been few and far between, especially with our depleted ranks because of vacations, computer trouble, and resignations.>
<So, please, don't end this by saying it's a dream or something like that. Thanks.>
<Green Ten out.>
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 7:27 AM |
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Link looked around expectantly at the others.
"So any ideas as to a course of action? I feel certain sitting here downing drink is not going to do us much good."
Shrugging off Haladar's arm, she stood up and began pacing the room.
"We need several groups to form. One to figure out how to stop this thing. For this we need intellect. Haladar, you Tahiri, and Beeurd take this one. "
Beeurd began to protest but quieted after Link shot him a warning look.
Don't counter guess me. Have I been wrong yet?
"Now as far as Sith Lord Yoda goes,we need a strong leader to find him and uphold spirits. Pod, you and Rogue take Furday and go to it. And mind you Pod, keep your mind on the task at hand."
Receiving a murderous glare from Pod, she glared back and Pod relented.
"As far as myself and Unknown go, we'll go find the others."
TBC...
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 7:32 AM |
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Link continued.
"Everyone take 5 and get a plan together for your assigned groups."
As she began thinking, Unknown walked up to her.
"Well how are we going to get the others out of the trap?"
Link looked up at him, a worried expression on her face.
"I don't know yet. I don't want to let the others know how nervous I am about handing out these orders but it's got to be done and I see no one else taking any action. About the only thing we can do it use the mind trick and talk them into listening to us or else we let them fall into the trap and fight a cold hard and possibly bloody battle to get them out."
She looked to Unknown searching his face for an answer.
"Please tell me I'm doing the right thing..."
(~~Stead 4~~)
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 7:36 AM |
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>Sticks, I haven't forgotten you. I need to work up to your role. Give me some time. I need Unknown's response first. Ana, same for you though you're not here at the moment.(~~Stead 4~~)<
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 9:49 AM |
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MsSolo stared at the groups, wondering how in the nine Collerllian hells the pyschos had managed to organise themselves. They were meant to be pyschos, weren't they? Organisation not a big part of that, right?
She shrugged it off and ducked under the bar. She was still there several blended ewoks later when one of the punks noticed her disappearence, and leaned over.
"Psst" hissed link, clicking her fingers in front of MsSolo's face.
"Not yet, but soon!" she replied, oblivious to the thunderhead towering over her, the thunderhead that went by the name of Rogue.
"I hope you're going to pay for those," ROgue snarled. MsSolo waved a handfull of blank credit chips at her.
"Vader will pick up the tab," she said. "Get back to your thinking, and leave me to get back to my drinking."
TBC
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 9:49 AM |
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Link reached down and snatched one of the tabs from MsSolo's still upraised hands. "HOw do these work?"
"YOu jusht -shorry, just- write on the anoumt -um, amount- in the gapsh," MsSolo slurred. "Leave me shome, I ganna wo -um, wanna go- schopping taler." She slumped across the floor, surround by have empty bottles.
"That stuff isn't even alcoholic!" Rogue wailed, "not in this galaxy! How can she get drunk on it?" She noticed a datapad in amoungst the bottles, and read the last few sentences: "Leave me shome, I ganna wo -um, wanna go- schopping taler." She slumped across the floor, surround by have empty bottles. "Hey, we can write us too?"
"Of course," said Beeurd from the other side of the bar, "this is our story, isn't it? and we're in it."
"Huh" was all Rogue could think of to say.
*stead09*
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 11:51 AM |
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>Hey hey hey I'm back! With better net connections, too!!! I've been at camp and working at my church for the last several weeks. sorry :(. I'll post now.<
(BTW, someone who knows, do I have a rank??)
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 11:58 AM |
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Jaina, blone, blue-eyed Jaina who looked nothing like the Solo one, was tragically forgotten in the confusion of thinking. She sat by herself, in a small corner of Rogue's cantina, watching a Corellian Ale on the table in front of her.
Link seemed to be figuring out what had happened to the Psychopaths. Jaina's only company, Jainas 2 through 6, had disapeared a few minutes ago, leaving her with a datapad and her ale.
She had a sudden idea and grabbed her datapad.
Link gave up thinking and decided to do some backflips off some barstools instead. A few meters away, Link began backflipping perfectly off barstools. Several Psychos began to laugh.
Sith Lord Yoda suddenly appears walking about on the cieling. ###### eats all the beer on Myrkr, bottles included. A real-life x-wing materializes in the Cantina, Jaina hops in and takes off, cackling madly all the while.
Mwhahahahahahahahaha!
(Rank???)
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 12:00 PM |
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> m u f f i n ???
Pathatically short, I know. I have lots of ideas, so don't get us out of the story yet!
Please, please, please, someone tell me my rank!!!<
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 12:16 PM |
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 12:19 PM |
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>Whoops! sorry forgot these things ><. I also forgot to post my rank.<
~Green03~
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 12:35 PM |
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> topic or information requested does not exist
or at least that's what I was told.<
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 12:41 PM |
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while relaxing on the beaches of Mon Cal, just for fun Jaina was still writing away on her datapad.
millions of lightyears away the Psychopathic Jedi were struggling to keep from going completely insane.
Rogue collects and sets fire to every datapad on Myrkr. Rogue shut her eyes to keep from watching herself destroy their only means of escape.
Jaina calmly floated on a raft down a river while typing away, laughing to herself.
as Rogue set fire to the datapads a thought struck her painfully. she rubbed the bump on her head. This has to be Jaina's doing. It reeks of her level of insanity. but she wasn't able to do much because she had just joined the other punks in a grup hug while singing 'kumbya'.
>lol!!<
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 12:42 PM |
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> topic or information requested does not exist
or at least that's what I was told.<
>Hmmm, it works for me... Anywho your Stead 01<
~Green03~
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 1:34 PM |
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<I'm gonna post, I think. Give me a second.>
[-Green Ten-]
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 1:56 PM |
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"Please tell me I'm doing the right thing." That was what Link had just said. TheUnknown was about to answer her when Link started doing backflips.
"What in the Hell," TheUnknown shouted, before almost getting a heel to the chin. He staggered back, wandered what was going on. He didn't have much to think before he founded himself in a giant circle singing "Cumbayah (sp?)."
"Cumbayah, my love, cumbayah."
"Uhh, what are we doing?" TheUnknown asked over the singing.
"What does it look like we're doing? We're singing," replied E-wing.
"Someone's crying, Lord. Cumbayah."
"Yeah, I know that. But why are we singing? We have more important things to do."
"Like what?"
"Cumbayah..."
"Like save the Punks and their friends from Darth Yoda. Find out what happened to the alternate usses. Save the galaxy from the infinite Jar Jar Binkses. Get back to our own reality. Stuff like that."
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 2:18 PM |
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C...
The singing had died down to just E-wing by then. "Yeah, why were we singing?" asked several of the Psychos.
"Hey, where's JainaSolo?" asked MsSolo.
Just then, Bob appeared. "JainaSolo is the cause of this disturbance. She has fled to Mon Calimari."
"Thanks Bob," Pod said. "I knew there was a reason we paid you all that money."
"What money?" Bob asked. The Psychopaths shot suspicious stares at their commander, Bad Furday.
"You haven't been paying the payroll, Furday?"
"No," Furday said sheepishly.
"Wait a minute, I'm supposed to get paid, by you?" Bob asked.
"Yeah, you see, Lucasfilm pays the salaries of existing characters. We pay for the ones we've made up, like you, John, and Killy."
"So, what have you been doing with the money, Furday?" asked Link.
"It went for all those drinks we've had."
"Oh, well, that's okay, then." The other Psychos agreed. Bob could only stare open-mouthed before disappearing.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 2:42 PM |
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"Okay now, Beeurd," Link said, "You warn the Punks."
"Why me?" Beeurd whined. Link gave him the look of death. Beeurd ran off to do his job like he was a beat dog. A few minutes later he returned. "Commander, the communications have are jammed. I can't get through to any of the ships."
Furday clearly did not like the fact that he had referred to Link is "Commander."
"A communications disruption can mean only one thing," Sticks chimed in.
"And what would that be?" asked TheUnknown.
"That I do not know."
Link said, "Okay, we'll divide up into teams. Team One will consist of me, Hal, Unknown, Sticks, Beeurd, Mjade, Makia, and Czulkang. Team Two will consist of Pod, Furday, E-wing, Rogue, MsSolo, Starstripe, and Tahiriveila.
"Team One will try to find and warn the Punks about Darth Yoda. Team Two will find and capture JainaSolo. When you've found her, meet up with us. We may need reinforcements."
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Aug 4, 2002 2:43 PM |
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C...
"Why so many people just to track down one person?" asked Tahiri.
"Because I believe that JainaSolo has gone..." a hush feel over her voice, "sane."
A hush fell over the Psychos. They didnt have much time to absorb the information Link had just given them as she was already leading the charge to the ships.
Team One took the Star Destroyer Vader had came in. Team Two had to *ahem* "borrow" their own ship.
TheUnknown was the last to board the Star Destroyer. As he pasted Link, he murmured something about the brave kids always being the first to die in dodgeball.
DONE
[-Green Ten-]
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 7:26 AM |
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<Okay...wow....Okay, who was the one who had me and Ewing go all nutty? Just a warning....he wants to kill the person who made him not put an off switch on the machine. And you guys forgot a lot of people...Like Corran and Solo. I shall post soon....but what ship are we on? If it wasn't specified we'll take my yacht...>
*~* Executive Officer *~*
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 8:30 AM |
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>Okay, I'm sensing mutany here... I'll post. It'll be short, and probably pathetic, but...<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Greenie One*=*=*=*=
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 8:58 AM |
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>This will take longer than I thought. I had a good post-limit typed up and I lost my connection. grrrr.... Give me a some time to retype all of it. Sorry!<
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 9:38 AM |
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"Link! Wait a second, I want to talk to you," Pod said, running after Link just before take-off.
Link tried to protest, but Pod cut her off, and led her away from the others. "I think you and I need to have a little chat."
"Really. What about?"
"Well, I think someone has forgotten how the ranks work, see, Furday's the Commander. Not Link. Do I need to remind you that you can't issue orders like that?"
Link tried to interrupt, but Pod wouldn't let her. "See, buddy, attempted mutany is treason. I think you know why I take treason so personally, and I also think you know what treason is punishable by."
Link challenged Pod's gaze with a glare of her own.
Pod smiled. "But, you also know you're one of my friends, one of my good friends, and I don't like to see my friends get hurt. So, I'll give you a way out."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 9:39 AM |
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Link raised a skeptical eyebrow. "Really. I suppose I should be grateful?"
"No need to be sarcastic. I'm quite serious. Link, you've wounded a lot of pide lately, a lot of pride. And now you're going to make up for it."
"And what would you have me do? Throw myself to your dianoga?"
Pod smiled. "No, no, something much worse. I want you to apologize."
"Apologize?" Lnk scoffed.
Pod only nodded, and pointed a finger towards Rogue's ship. "YOu go over to that boarding ramp, and mean like yesterday, and you tell Furday that you're sorry. You're sorry for issuing those orders, and you'd really appreciate it if he would take back the command so deserves. Tell him you'd like his opinion of the plan, and you'd be honored if he'd use it, with whatever changes he thinks should be made."
"That's groveling."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 9:40 AM |
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"You could put it that way. Nevertheless, that's what I want you to do."
Link sighed. "Pod, this is easier said than done."
Pod nodded. "I know. I've resigned before, remember? And until you do, you'll answer to me."
"Hal will kill you, if anything happens to me."
She pretnded to mull that over. "i doubt it. Afterall, I'm not trying to hurt, I'm trying to help you do the right thing." She put her hands on Link's shoulders and looked her in the eye. "Do the right thing, Link. Do the right thing."
Pod turned and walked back to the Persuing Dreams, Rogue's personal yacht, and met Furday at the boarding ramp.
"What was all that about?" he asked her, taking her hand.
"Nothing. Just giving Link some friendly advice." Pod stopped and snapped her fingers as a thought hit her. "Almost forgot."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 9:40 AM |
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Pod turned around and brought her fingers to her mouth and whistled. A wampa came running around a corner and up to Pod, salavating all the way.
She reached a hand up and scratched the creature's head. "Good boy, Fluffy. Want to go for a ride? You can help us catch that deranged girl, can't you?" She clipped a leash on him.
Furday gave her an inquisitive look.
"What? You never know when a genetically altered wampa might come in handy. It could be interesting."
"Riiiiiiiiiiight. Well, at least it's a big ship."
Link came timidly behind them. "Uh, Furday, can I talk to you, please?"
Pod nodded at him and he walked with Link. "Something wrong?"
Link took a deep breath. "Fur-- er, Commander, I'm sorry."
Furday was taken aback, but said nothing.
"I'm sorry I started issuing orders like a drill sergeant. I should have simply given you suggestions, and I'm sorry. I hope you'll forgive me and take back command."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 9:41 AM |
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"I forgive you, Link, and thank you. I think you had a good idea, and I think it will work. I'm going to run with it, with one change."
"Which is?"
"I'm going to issue orders from now on. But feel free to give me suggestions."
Link sighed in relief. "Thank you, Commander."
Furday laughed and led Link back to the waiting ships, until a thought hit him. "Is that what Pod was talking to you about?"
Link nodded. "She's very persuasive."
"That she is. Good luck, Link."
"You too." She started to walk up the shuttle's boarding ramp, and turned back to Furday. "Oh, Furday. keep out of trouble, will ya?"
He laughed and joined Pod and the others back on the ship.
Pod smiled. "Glad that's all straightened out." She tugged on Fluffy's leash and he followed them up the ramp.
"Is that thing really necisary?"
"Well, when you catch JainaSolo, we'll have to have someone to keep her calm."
"Good point."
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 9:43 AM |
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>I just thought it was a good idea to dispell any and all rumors about a change in command. Furday isn't dead, his computer is just broken. *grins* So I had to stand up for him.
>Okay, so it was longer than I thought it would be. Then again, y'all should know better than to trust me when I say it's going to be short. lol
>That's it for me, I'll shut up for the day.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 10:39 AM |
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Rogue walked to the ramp, and stopped in shock. "Pod, you're bringing Fluffy?"
Pod gave her a look that seemed to say 'Did you think I wouldn't?' "Alright,Just make sure he doesn't break anything" Pod and Furday began walking towards the back with the wampa. "And clean up the hair later, k?"
Rogue walked into the cockpit, and strapped herself into the pilot's seat, and turned to Ewing who sat in the copilot's seat. "All systems checked and ready."
"Thanx, love." She turned on the intercomm. "You all strapped in back there?" She waited for the awknoledgement before piloting her yacht into space, and plotting a course for Mon Calimari.
<I guess the rest of the psychos are going with link, the ones not mentioned I mean, since we're supposed to reinforce them later anyways.>
*~* Executive Officer *~*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 5:28 PM |
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*~* BUMP *~*
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 8:02 PM |
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"Thank all now that's over with," Link said to no one inparticular.
She wasn't keen on taking charge and especially without a commander getting a move on and taking over.
She happily let Furday again take over and sat back watching the others.
I don't ever, EVER want to lead anything or anyone again.
Awaiting further instruction, she pulled out her light saber, messing around with her battle droid.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Aug 5, 2002 8:36 PM |
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Sticks wandered aimlessly around the ship, bored. Not paying attention to where she was going, she walked in on Link and almost got chopped in two by Link's blade. "Oops, sorry about that, wasn't paying attention," Sticks apologized.
"No problem," Link muttered, and got back to her excersizes.
Sticks wandered out of the room and found herself on the bridge next to Unknown. "Um, hey, I'm a little confused here," she said.
Unknown gave her a look that said That's not unusual.
"This whole 'the others didn't really disappear and now they're in trouble' thing went way over my head," Sticks explained. "Could ya maybe refresh me on this?"
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Aug 6, 2002 4:13 AM |
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"It's really quite simple. You see, we know that the GDDD unleashes the evil swarm of Jar Jars, right?"
"Right."
Well, when Pod took the batteries out, Pod 1, that is, she didn't make the others go away."
"Yes, she did."
"No, something else did. We have to assume that something else made the other simal... simu... somethings disapear. So, we need to find out what made them disappear, and then we have to go back to our dimension. You follow?"
She thought about it. "No."
"In English, then: We need to save the galaxy. You follow?"
"Sort of... I think I need some WD40. You?"
"Sure."
They went in search of the Nectar of the gods. But A Star Destroyer is quite big, and they had only just started there third round when Hal came to tell them, "We've found them."
<Sorry, It's been awhile, and does anyone happen to know my New New New Rank? Ie, What the h*ll, should I sign?>
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 6, 2002 11:48 AM |
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>lol, Starstripe, when you disapeared, Furday zapped you to the "unkown" list. If you go to GB and pester a Stead long enough, they can check and find out where you'd be with the Cadets.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Aug 7, 2002 6:14 AM |
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<Thought so. Ta>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 7, 2002 6:50 AM |
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<Starstripe, when Furday comes back, we have some rank organizing to do...but you are already ranked as Cadet 1. If anybody else wants to check they're rank, the current list is always on the 1st page of the New New Rank thread On GB>
*~* XO*~* In temporary command...
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 7, 2002 11:14 AM |
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*~* BUMP *~*
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Aug 7, 2002 11:32 AM |
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<oh, good.>
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 7, 2002 9:17 PM |
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<Okay, I think I'll post.>
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 7, 2002 9:51 PM |
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"What? Found who?" asked Beeurd. The members of Team One looked at Haladar, hoping he would say he had found the others and that their disappearance had nothing to do with the Dark Side. They had been in hyperspace for hours now. The blue background had bored the Psychos senseless.
"I found the WD-40," replied Hal, much to the disappointment of the others. You know a Psychopathic Jedi is bored when he or she is actually disappointed at the sight of WD-40 or any other substance for that matter.
Well, maybe some WD-40, beer, and Blended Ewok will help with the boredom, they thought. It didn't. It only made Hyperspace look more boring, for some reason.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 7, 2002 10:03 PM |
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C...
Finally, after almost another hour of staring into hyperspace, Sticks, the leader of Team One, finally spoke up. "How about some music?" she asked. The other Psychos agreed and Link was chosen to be the disc jockey. This worried TheUnknown due to the fact that Link was a self-professed lover of the music of the Dark Side: country and pop.
Link fiddled around with the consoles in the bridge of Vader's Star Destroyer. Finally, she found the holoradio.
She played the first disc she found, not looking at its label. A hologram of the Darth Vader we all know and love appeared. Then, a horrid sound started playing, starting with these lines:
"You can tell by the way I used my walk,
I'm a woman's man,
No time talk."
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 7, 2002 10:32 PM |
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C...
The image of Vader changed from a former Sith Lord dressed in black to a former Sith Lord dressed in a green leisure suit with platform shoews and an Afro wig. And he was doing The Hustle.
The Psychos were so shocked that they couldn't move. They could only stare. The look on their faces was a combination of appalled horror and amusement.
Following "Stayin' Alive" was "I Will Survive." Finally, the shock had worn off and Link was able to turn it off. She finally looked at the label. "Vader's Disco Party."
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 7, 2002 11:25 PM |
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C...
Learning from her mistake, Link started looking at the labels. "Vader Gone Wild." Link's curiosity wanted to see what was on that one, but her stomach said "No." Then, she found a disc titled "Star Wars Music." She popped it in the Holoradio. "The Imperial March" started playing.
The Psychos jammed to John Williams for several hours. They had finally found something to take their mind off the boredom.
Finally, the NaviComputer sounded indicating that they had reached their destination. They pulled out of Hyperspace. They could see the Idiots Array, the Millenium Falcon, the Jade's Sabre, and the Wild Karrde.
"All four ships are docked at that small moon," said Makia.
"That's no moon, that's a giant cabbage," said MsSolo.
DONE
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 10:38 AM |
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>bump. I ay add something in a mo, but don't hold my breath. Wait, don't hold your breath. This is why I probably won't be adding anything, it would make less sense than usual<
*stead09*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 11:02 AM |
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Thousands of lightyears away, the Dreams sat in hyperspace.
In the cockpit, Rogue broke away from Ewing's kiss. Something's wrong..."You okay?" Ewing asked her, sensing her anxiety.
She shook her head. "Something's not right, I can feel it." Puzzled, she looked him in the eyes. "Like we forgot something..."
"Hmmm..." Ewing thought. He didn't seem at all worried about it. Then again, he never looks worried. "I didn't sense anything."
"You didn't?" This surprised Rogue,his Aing-Tii powers usually allowed him to sense things a lot more easily than her mere focus as a Padawan enabled her.
"No, maybe you just forgot to pack the drinks." he suggested.
"No, I've got full stores hidden on board...that's not it. Oh...sith!" She turned on the intercomm. "Is everyone accounted for back there?"
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 11:03 AM |
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Starstripe answered."Let's see...Pod, Furday, Tahiri, and Me. is that everyone?" Rogue's face turned pale.
"We've forgotten MsSolo." she said. She removed herself from Ewing's lap. "Sorry, love. We need to exit hyperspace and contact the others, to see if she's with them."
She pushed the hyperspace lever foward, and they exited hyperspace.
*~* Executive Officer *~* <I caught on to it MsSolo...lol>
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 11:17 AM |
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<Oops. This is what happens when you don't re-read your own posts before posting something new.>
[-Green Ten-]
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 2:36 PM |
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< That we can forgive you for...Now this whole Vader thing...
*~* XO *~*
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 4:28 PM |
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Mjade was lost.
Actually that's an understatementthought Mjade.
As part of Team One, Mjade was aboard a huge Star Destroyer. and trying to find a refresher.
"Hoplessly lost. you think they would have some Sithspawned signs for the sithspawned refreshers or restrooms or whatever they call the dang things."
At this point Mjade was desperate to find a restroom that she was running down the hall jumping up and down with her legs crossed meanwhile shouting
"I GOTTA GO! I GOTTA GO!! I GOTTA GO GODDAMN IT!!!!!! AND WHERE'S THE BLOODY RESTROOMS?"
<DONE HAD TO WORK MYSELF IN SOMEHOW>
./. Stead ?????? ./.
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 5:06 PM |
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>lol! I find that one pretty easy to imagine!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 5:11 PM |
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<ha my rank is stead 08>
<now for some one to clue me in on what the heck is happening>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 5:57 PM |
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<At this point Mjade was desperate to find a restroom that she was running down the hall jumping up and down with her legs crossed meanwhile shouting
That was truly Classic Mjade...adds a wonderful touch that we all can relate to!>
*~* XO *~*
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 6:09 PM |
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Link stood there traumatized, flipping through the tapes as everyone danced around her.
Stars help us if I ever see that again...
The image of Vader singing kept running through her head. Try though she might, it was stuck there.
Glancing down as she came to the last tape, she dropped the entire stack.
"Oh that was uncalled for..." she said looking down at Vader Gone Wild.
Using her intuition, she quickly pocketed the tape, knowing some other Psycho would find it and needing a good laugh, put it on.
Walking up to the Commander, she handed him the tape.
"No I don't know what's on it and I don't want to know."
The Commander took it, looked at it and proceeded to toss it.
"Don't have to worry about it working now," he said as he looked at the small remains of the tape.
My music is not of the dark side mind you Unknown...
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Aug 8, 2002 6:12 PM |
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She walked over to Haladar and soon the two began dancing. As they talked, Link sensed someone behind her.
She turned to see Unknown storming up to her and Haladar, a look of annoyance on his face.
Oh no... What did I do...
(~~Stead 4~~) >Figure it out Unknown. I don't know where to go from here<
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 9, 2002 11:08 AM |
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Once they had reverted to Realspace, Rogue went off to her quarters, and activated the holocomm unit. She entered in the appropriate codes, and waited for Someone, anyone in Team one to appear...
*~* XO *~*
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Aug 9, 2002 12:15 PM |
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No one did.
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Mara Queen of Jade
Total Posts: 10
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Date Posted: Aug 9, 2002 12:17 PM |
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(you guy's are doing a great job.) Keep it up.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 9, 2002 12:22 PM |
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<hello Mara, if you'd like to become a part of this, just say so, we'll give you a Rank in the Psychopathic Jedi, and you'll be able to post on the story.>
~Rogue
*~* Executive Officer *~*
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Aug 9, 2002 3:00 PM |
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>you had to be a psycho? not that it affects me any but I had no idea. (~~Stead 4~~)<
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Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 7:12 AM |
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>bump!<
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 7:55 AM |
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<Link...lol>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 9:47 AM |
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Sticks eventually got bored of dancing, and sauntered off to explore the huge Star Destroyer. She had gone down only about 8 levels, when a figure bumped into her and screamed.
"Ahh!!! Must...find...bathrooms!!!" the figure cried, and Sticks recognized it as Mjade.
Sticks held back a laugh, and said pointingly, "Mjade, we're the ones writing this story. Just write a bathroom in if you cant find one." To demonstrate her point, she wrote in a room right next to them that had a little sign above it that read: Mjade's personal bathroom. Mjade looked at her gratefully, and rushed into the bathroom.
Sticks moved on to find something fun to do.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 9:52 AM |
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She entered a bedroom, and started looking around. Hmm...this would work perfectly as my personal quarters... she thought. Once she opened the walk in closet, she was in love with the room. "This closet will fit an entire store of clothes!" she cried happily, and walked into it. Nearing the back, she saw some old coats that seemed to cover up something. She brushed the coats aside, and frowned when she saw a wall.
Hmm...that's strange, I coulda swore there was something behind these coats, she thought. She reached her hand out to touch the wall, and gasped when it went right through. Sticks stared in wonder, and withdrew her hand. It seemed to be perfectly fine. Sticks pinched herself to make sure she wasn't seeing things, and stepped through the wall.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 10:05 AM |
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Sticks stared in wonder at a beautiful world before her. A strange little animal came out before her, and said, "Welcome to Narnia, Princess."
Sticks frowned. Narnia? Princess? She liked to sound of the latter word. "Come, Princess, and I'll bring you to the castle. You're needed." Sticks hesitated, but decided to follow the strange little creature for some reason.
A thought started to dwell in the back of her mind. She seemed to remember reading a book in 5th grade entitled The Witch And The Wardrobe, or something like that. She remembered some kids had found this world, called Narnia, in the back of a wardrobe. Maybe that was where she was. But why Princess? Sticks frowned, but couldn't remember any names from the book. Oh well, this Princess stuff can't be bad, she thought, and shrugged the idea off of there being any witches or bad guys. At least I'm not bored anymore.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 10:05 AM |
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<Oops, done>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 3:24 PM |
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Rogue shut down the holoprojector. Now, she was worried. She turned on the Comm. "Furday, could you please come here? It's urgent. As a matter of fact, why don't you all come here." She shut off the Comm before she could get a reply, and waited for them all to come...
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 3:25 PM |
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<Oops...forgot to put my rank.>
*~* Executive officer *~*
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 10, 2002 3:40 PM |
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<It seems that we've gotten our timeline a little screwed up.>
<Let me make a suggestion for the editors. Rogue's posts about looking for Team One will go last. Sticks' and Mjade's last post will go before mine about Disco Darth. Link's post will follow mine.>
<How does sthat sound?>
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