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TheUnknown285
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:53 AM |
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<There, I think I fixed it.>
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:54 AM |
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>yep there ya are. I'll PM you.<
~~Stead 4~~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:05 AM |
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<and now back to us, at the asylum>
Rogue sat behind the bar in her Cantina. She should have been outraged that they had taken her away before she could purchase her new flight suit, but at least buisiness was booming. Everyone was sitting at the bar, either drinking, or conversing. She herself, was having a blended ewok. Rogue owned the monopoly on Blended Ewok, and made it available, in a variety of flavors. She also made it unusually cheap.
She turned to Link, who seemed to be plotting something. "What are you up to? Still trying to get back at Furday?"
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:23 AM |
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I can't believe he dumped me in those worms...
Turning at the sound of Rogue's voice she struggled to figure out what she'd said.
"Huh? Oh yeah I am... Here's the plan..."
She began whispering the plan in Rogue's ear.
"What ya think?"
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:23 AM |
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C...
"And what about the mask?"
"It helps my complexion. I don't want wrinkles and pimples when I'm an old info guy."
"Ooooookkkkkaaaaayyyyyy," Mara said. "He's weirder than we thought," she whispered to Chewie.
"I heard that!"
"Yeah, uh, so.....what does this do?" Mara asked, pointed at the Galaxy-destroying doomsday device.
"YES! I never thought I would see one of these in my info guy life." Bob looked like a kid in a candy story or Jabba the Hutt in a frog tank or Bill Clinton at a strip bar <:)>.
"So, what does it do?"
"It's the most destructive creation ever know."
"More destructive than the Death Star?" Luke asked, finally coming out of his crouch.
"Yes."
"The Sun-Crusher?"
"Way more powerful."
"The Eye of Palpatine?"
"Yep."
[I don't believe it.] Chewie said.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:25 AM |
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C...
"If find your lack a faith disturbing...Oh wait...wrong line. You see, when you press this little red button, it releases an infinite number of clones of Jar Jar Binks."
[GASPS].
"Deadly weapon that is. Deadly." Yoda.
"As Jedi, we must keep this weapon from falling into the hands of the Sith."
{No, I don't think even the Sith are that evil.]
"Yeah, you're probably right," Luke said. Mara, Luke, Chewie, and Yoda continued on.
<Done. What do you think?>
<[-Green Ten-]>
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:29 AM |
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<"If find your lack a faith disturbing">
<Should be, "I find your lack of faith to be disturbing.">
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:29 AM |
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> I love Jar Jar but I have to hand it to ya. That was great!!!! lol!!!<
~Stead 4~~
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:34 AM |
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<I actually thought he was funny in TPM. I just wanna see where everyone takes that.>
<[-Green Ten-]>
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:39 AM |
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>Who knows? I gotta get even with Furday right now though.<
~~Stead 4~~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:40 AM |
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<crazy unknown, which means its....Perfect! hehe...as psychopathic Jedi, we can help save the galaxy from these clones...EEL!>
Rogue leaned Foward on the counter."Wow...you thought that up yourself?"
Link nodded. "That's great...I'd help, but I'm going to be busy today." Rogue winked at her. "Just make sure that you don't kill him. I'd be his replacement, and I'm too young to deal with all the garbage he puts up with." Rogue sighed, and said: "You do know that by doing this, you are declaring war, right?"
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:46 AM |
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Giving Rogue a startled look, she chuckled.
"We already called war... but yes this devious plan is mine and mine alone!!! Hee hee hee... now to carry it out..."
She sighed and contemplated how to approach it and when.
"Killing him would take away the fun! I couldn't get all my revenge!"
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:52 AM |
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Sticks sat at a small table in the Asylum, sulking. That new flight suit looked so perfect on her, and she was about to buy it, when a strange man had called her comlink and requested that she come quickly.
She growled as MsSolo came up. "This was your fault, wasn't it? I could be shopping right now, but no...," All of a sudden MsSolo put a pair of headphones on Stick's head. Stick screamed, "No!!! Not N*sync!!!" She collapsed to the floor, still screaming.
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 9:08 AM |
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Shocked, Rogue looked away from Link, and in the general direction of, what she knew from previous experience, as Sticks scream. She jumped over the bar, and ran towards where sticks lay on the floor. She removed the blaster, she had so easily sneaked in, and shot the CD player. Sticks imediatly stopped screaming, Jaina Solo's blue/gray eyed look alike, helped her up.
"Sticks, our Flight suits aren't a big deal, they're holding them for us, and I could always sneak you out of here. Are you okay?"
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 9:19 AM |
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Sticks groaned "My head..." Something changed in Stick's eyes as her brain processed the words "flightsuits" and "holding them for us". Sticks jumped up, ready to get outta there. "Lead the way!"
The two Jaina Solo look-alikes raced out of the Asylum, leaving MsSolo and some other unfortunate Psychos gaping.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 1:47 PM |
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Furday was about to enter the Asylum's cantina when Rogue and Sticks tore through the doors. For an instant, it appeared that a massive collision would occur between the three top ranking Psychos.
Luckily, such was not the case.
"Sticks here heard me say 'flightsuits' and ran out of cantina!" explained Rogue.
"They're holding them for us at the shop!" said Sticks. "C'mon Rogue, let's go!"
Sticks pulled Rogue hastily along behind her.
Then, Sticks turned around to face Furday again. She was trying to tell him something, and not laugh at the same time.
"Oh yeah, L-L-Haahaha L-Link is in there!" gasped Sticks between breaths.
Rogue shot her a look but said nothing.
Grateful for the tip, Furday entered the Cantina.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 2:06 PM |
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Spotting Link at the bar, Furday scouted out tables. Pod sat at a table in the corner, near the exit. Beeurd and Ana were playing sabbac at another table. MsSolo was watching them.
Pulling his hat lower over his eyes, Furday walked past them and over to Pod's table. He slipped into the seat beside her.
She offered him a taste of her drink, which
he did.
"Any news?" asked Furday, keeping one eye on Pod and one on Link.
Pod told him, as well as slipping him a datacard.
>Done<
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:46 PM |
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>Oh geeze. So much for clinging to my innocense! Okay, okay, that's enough, you can stop laughing. No, really. Fine! I'm not innocent!
But I am posting! May the Force be with me... Gosh, it's been a long time.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:28 PM |
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Pod leaned in and spoke in a barely audible whisper. "Watch you back. Link's got something planned." Her eyes lit up. "Want me to charge her with treason? I'm sure she'd aboslutely love to help me train Precious!"
Furday held out a hand to quiet her. "Let's make that Plan B. I don't want to go down as the Commander that let his girlfriend feed Steads to her pet dianoga."
Pod stuck out her lower lip sadly before agreeing. "Okay, fine, Plan B." She held up a finger. "But you take a look at that datacard before you go anywhere without an armed escort. More specifcally, me and Fluffy."
Furday would have dropped his jaw, if the thought had ocurred to him. "Is it that serious?"
Pod only nodded.
"Serious enough that I need to be accompanied by a Wampa and its psychotic owner?"
"Psychopathic," she corrected. "Anyway, it's all on the card."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:29 PM |
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He gave her a somewhat bewildered exspression, and held the datacard up for inspection. Naturally, there wasn't a label on it. "What's on this thing, anyway?"
Remembering Link at the bar, most likely trying to listen in to the conversation, she pulled out her datapad and typed in, "Her room is bugged."
Furday smiled and took the datapad and typed in a response. "I'm assuming you planted that bug?"
Pod smiled and typed in. "I'm not without contacts, you know."
He looked her in the eyes and said, "You're right, you did get rid of your glasses."
She let her head slump to the table, and picked up her discarded glasses and showed them to him. "Nope, still here," she said, voice muffled my the table and her arm.
Furday chuckled and patted her back. "I'm here to drive you crazy."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:30 PM |
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Pod sat back up. "Lucky for you I already am."
"I'd better go read this," he said, putting the datacard in his pocket.
"Alright." She kissed him on the cheek. "Be careful."
Furday smiled his imataion of a Solo grin and standing. "Hey. It's me!"
Pod shook her head and ordered up another drink.
>Done. So I did absolutely nothing to move the plot along except tick Link off... more. Why, oh why did I suggest cameos???<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Greenie One*=*=*=*=
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 8:35 PM |
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>oops no, scratch that, I'm not. One more person to get angry. *grins evilly*<
As the server droid set Pod's drink down on the table, she heard a scream. It came from way above the ceiling and all the way to the floor, ending with a heavy thud and an Uff of air being knocked from someone's lungs.
A moment later, Ana walked through the door and annoucned loudly to the group, "When I find out who put that mind shaft there, so help me...!"
Everyone just staring in shock at Ana, bruised and dirty, but Pod noticed a Rodian slink out the back.
>Okay, NOW I'm done!<
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 9:15 PM |
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>Okay fine Pod, be that way. >_< Don't worry, starting an all-out war of words isn't my style. I like to be much more subtle than that....<
>I'm posting.<
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 9:22 PM |
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Ana noticed the Rodian and charged after him. He started running, trying to lose her in the crowds, but she caught up with him and shoved him hard, sending him sprawling.
She grabbed him roughly by the collar and started shaking him. "Why did you do that? Who sent you?" she asked. The Rodian began to babble in his native tongue, which Ana didn't understand.
TBC...
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 9:37 PM |
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C....
This continued for some time until Ana lost her temper and finally cracked his head against a building. Appearantly the Rodian didn't speak Basic.
"Sith, that was annoying. Oh well, that got rid of some tension..." Tossing the Rodian's body down an alleyway, she decided to go shopping for a nice wrist-mountable cable launcher.
>See Pod, no hard feelings.... I'm a little angel of mercy!<
^-^Stead 6^-^
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 9:54 PM |
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Rogue and Sticks raced through the streets towards the shop...well, Sticks raced, Rogue got pulled along. "You're going to slow!" Sticks cried.
"I'm not slow, you're just really fast!" Rogue complained. "Don't worry, they're not going anywhere!"
The two girls entered the shop and sped up to the cashier. "My friend here said you reserved some flightsuits for us. Where are they?" Sticks asked impatiently.
The Twi'lek's head-tail twitched nervously. "Um...uh...sorry, I didn't mean to sell them! Honest! It's just this girl came in and bought out every one!"
Rogue and Sticks gasped, and Sticks reached over the counter and grabbed the alien by the collar. "What was her name?"
"I don't know! Honest!"
Sticks glared at the man. "Oh yeah?" She turned to Rogue. "I think it's time we introduced this sith-spawned monkey-lizard to ######."
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 9:55 PM |
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<Ok, that's messed up, why won't it let me say M..u f..f i..n?
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 10:01 PM |
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Rogue grinned evily, and the two grabbed the guy and raced back to the cantina to have a little fun.
***
Pod sat at the same table and sighed. I hope he's careful... She was about to order yet another drink when to figures entered the cantina carrying a unconciouss Twi'lek. Pod frowned. Wonder what Rogue and Sticks are up to this time...
Sticks glanced around, and spotted Pod. The two made their way over to their friend, and dropped the body on the table. "Someone bought out all the flightsuits, and this guy won't tell us who," Rogue explained.
"I think he needs a visit from your pet," Sticks added.
Pod nodded thoughtfully. Ah...it all made sense now. She reminded herself to always let the two Psychos in front of her get what they wanted for fear of a very early death. "I'll see what I can do with him," Pod said.
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 6:14 AM |
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Seeing Furday get up from the table and leave, she knew Pod was studying her. As she got up and left the Cantina, she felt certain Pod was nothing to worry about.
"Hey Furday!" she called hurrying up to him. "How's it going? I just thought you'd like to know that uh, Lowie made that decision on his own."
Like he's gonna believe that one... But hey the truth is the truth.
"So um anyways, I figure the best revenge is to call it quits and say we're even."
She extended her hand and seeing Furday eye her warily, she sighed in exasperation.
Why, oh why, is it always me that no one ever listens to...
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 6:14 AM |
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>hey pod, furday! don't ya feel awful???? :)<
~~Stead 4~~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 7:36 AM |
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>No, Link, not really. Better safe than sorry, right?
I guess I have to post something about this Twi'lek...<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 7:54 AM |
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Pod watched Furday walk out with Link then turned on Sticks and Rogue. "You know I won't do this for free."
Rogue bristled. "How much?"
"Depends," Pod said, not flinching, "on what you want me to do."
Sticks leaned in menacingly. "Plenty. This Sithspawned son-of-a-Hutt sold our flightsuits."
Pod matched her stare. "Well, do you want him dead?"
Rogue thought. "No, I want to hang him in the Cantina."
"Carbon freeze?" Rogue nodded. "I take it you don't plan on releasing him?"
Rogue snorted. "What, are you kidding me? Of course not!"
"Oh good. Normally I charge extra for not killing them."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 7:55 AM |
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Sticks looked confused. "Why? Isn't it more work?" Pod shook her head. "Not really. It's easier to kill than to torture." She shrugged. "Besides, they tend to come after me, not whoever gave them to me. Can't figure why they'd bother." Rogue growled. "And how much would all this cost then?" Pod would have gulped if she hadn't remembered ###### waiting outside. "Since you're my best friend, Rogue, I'll make you a deal." Rogue raised an eyebrow. "One hundred credits. Half now, half later is fine." Rogue and Sticks considered the price. "Done," Rogue answered. Pod finished her drink and stood to leave. "But you bring him in. Now, if you'll excuse me, my rancor's double parked." >Done! Okay, Rogue, like I promised, your turn.< >BTW, readers, if you want to see what we're really like in our Asylum go to http://galacticbasic.net/forum That will take you to our forum index.< =*=*=*=*Greenie One*=*=*=*=
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 8:42 AM |
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>I noticed a little glitch in the story - Luke, Mara, Chewie, and Yoda arrived twice!
>I'll have to use this to my advantage :D
>In short - I'm posting...
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:00 AM |
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Yoda walked over to the shop counter with A Hawaiian shirt.
"Have this in my size do you?" he asked
"Okay stand up, and I'll measure you" the shop keeper said.
"Standing up, I am" Yoda said. "One more thing, where is this Hawaii?"
"I don't know really, those guys supply me with all thus wierd stuff" the shop keeper told him, pointing over at the Psychopathic Jedi.
"See them I will." Yoda said and hobbled over to the group of humans with strange names.
"You" he said, prodding beeurd with his cane.
"Can I help you?" beeurd said, while typing away on a datapad.
Curiosity got the better of Yoda and he asked "What are you typing?"
"I'm writing the future" beeurd said with out stopping.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:00 AM |
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Yoda walked over to the shop counter with A Hawaiian shirt.
"Have this in my size do you?" he asked
"Okay stand up, and I'll measure you" the shop keeper said.
"Standing up, I am" Yoda said. "One more thing, where is this Hawaii?"
"I don't know really, those guys supply me with all thus wierd stuff" the shop keeper told him, pointing over at the Psychopathic Jedi.
"See them I will." Yoda said and hobbled over to the group of humans with strange names.
"You" he said, prodding beeurd with his cane.
"Can I help you?" beeurd said, while typing away on a datapad.
Curiosity got the better of Yoda and he asked "What are you typing?"
"I'm writing the future" beeurd said with out stopping.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:02 AM |
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"Interesting." Yoda said. "What is going to happen next?"
"Well I'm going to confuse everyone, becuase you Luke, Mara, and Chewie are here twice."
"Impossible that is." Yoda said, but no sooner as he said it, he noticed Luke, Mara, and Chewie standing next to a big peice of machinery arguing with themselves.
There was also another Yoda.
Yoda looked to see what beeurd was typing.
On the datapad it said 'Yoda decided that what was being written wasn't that interesting, so walked over to meet the other Yoda.'
Yoda decided that what was being written wasn't that interesting, so walked over to meet the other Yoda.
>DONE!
>Okay, so I didn't confuse it that much...
>Sorry 'bout that double post...
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:37 AM |
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I never thought I would live to see the day when the Psycopathic Jedi have an All-Out war. This is great. All I never now is a Blended Ewok and some waffles. Also, I think now is the time we introduce "Corellian Measels"TM (Tahiri Veila Solo69)*rubs her hands together and laughs, has a evil gleam in her eye*
~*Green5ers*~
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:46 AM |
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Oh poopies!That was supposes to read
All I need now is
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:46 AM |
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Rogue let Pod go, and her and Sticks moved the Twileek to a back room in the cantina, where he was carefully plopped on the floor. The pair then proceeded to the bar, Rogue, natrally filling in her spot behind the bar, while Sticks sat in front of her.
"Blended ewok, down here." MsSolo said, from the other side of the bar, and Rogue swiftly filled the order.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:46 AM |
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"I don't get paid enough for this." She growled, to Sticks in front of her, as she handed her a Cherry Blended Ewok.
Sticks, picked up the glass. "He sold our flightsuits..." she muttered between her teeth, glancing at the adjacent corridor, where the Twileek lay.
"And now, he'll be a wall decoration." She turned from Sticks, as Unknown sat down on the stool next to her. "What'll you have?"
"A lomin ale." Rogue reached under the countertop and pulled out a bottle, pouring it's foamy green contents into a glass mug.
"5 creds." He handed over the coin, and she pocketed it. She looked around, to make sure that everyone was content with their drinks. Bar-fights often started here, and she frequently had to stop them.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:47 AM |
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Bar fights are better than an Ewing, or a misslie hitting the cantina... Rogue shuddered. twice, Ewing had managed to destroy her cantina by "accidentally" crashing into it, and once, Pod had blown it to shreds, using a missle from Ewing's Secret Labratory.
She couldn't stay mad at Ewing for long though, he always managed to sweet-talk his way out of trouble with her, and Pod had likewise avoided it, because the two of them ware best friends.
Rogues eyes stopped at the doorway, walking in, was a group of teenagers, and a Wookie. The Jedi Punks. They sat down at the bar in front of her, and ordered they're drinks...
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:54 AM |
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Iam posting!If thats allright with you Rogue?!
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:55 AM |
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I really hate my s/n and i am going to change it to my GB s/n: Tahiri Veila Solo69.
Be back in a jiffy
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:56 AM |
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Sticks sat glowering at the bar, when she noticed the group enter and sit next to her. She gasped when she saw the outfit Jaina had on. "You were the one who bought out the flighsuits?" she cried.
Jaina shrugged. "They just looked so good on me," she said.
"Dejavu," Rogue muttered. "What'll it be?" she asked the Punks.
Sticks, still ticked about the flightsuits, jumped on Jaina and started pulling her hair. "Those...were...mine...and...Rogue's!" she cried inbetween fistfulls of hair and punches. Jaina screamed, and soon all the Punks and Sticks were in a brawl, kicking, punching, and pulling each other's hair.
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 9:56 AM |
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<oh, sorry, hope that doesn't interfere with yours>
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Tahiri Veila Solo69
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 10:00 AM |
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That is quite alright Jania, BTW this is Solo6947. I changed my s/n. Plus that was what I was thinking. Well, you know the quote "Great Minds Think Alike" Not that I am great but oh well, next time iam on iam going to introduce "Corellian Measels". Tootles
~*Green5ers*~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 10:02 AM |
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<go ahead Tahiri but I have I fight to stop>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 10:11 AM |
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Rogue leaped over the bar, and tried to pull them all apart. "Sticks, it's not a big deal...Jaina get off of her now!" By this time, all the Punks were in the fight. Some of the psychos looked alarmed, the newbies, the older members, sat back, amused.
Lowbacca, now thinking she was in the fight, dove at Rogue. She took a step back, and ignited her lightsaber, Lowbacca tripping all over himself, and landing on the floor. Rogue lowered her lightsaber, singing his hair, and he growled. Everybody stopped where they were, and looked at her and Lowbacca.
"Get off of Sticks, and go back to your drinks, or I'll put my initials in his fur!" With that, she kicked his lightsaber across the room, to Ana, who promply picked it up.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 2:38 PM |
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She glared at them, an action that clearly showed, that she wasn't kidding. They all stood up, and got off of Sticks, who looked hurt, as if she could have taken care of it herself. "Sticks go back by the bar." Rogue retracted her blade, and thought about helping Lowie up, before remembering, that he's a Wookie, and clearly capable of ripping out her arm.
She walked towards the Punks, as they cautiously sat back at the bar. "What will you guys have?"
"A round of Blended Ewok." Jacen said.
She gave them they're drinks, and calculated the price in her head. "That'll be 46 credits." Lowie, outraged that she had just put him through that, and then has the nerves to charge them for drinks, roared in frustration.
[Why should I pay you after that "haircut" you just gave me?!]
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 2:38 PM |
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"Because she bought our flightsuits" she sad as she gestured towards Jaina, who seemed confused. Probably because, except for my eyes, I look like her clone...Now Lowie looked confused at her ability to understand his language. And the rest of them, seemed to wonder where she got her lightsaber.
Rogue smiled inwardly, she loved causing overall confusion. After a few moans, the Punks slid over the creds, happy to be left alone to their drinks.
Rogue walked over to Sticks, at the other side of the bar, and sat next to her, removing a small card from her belt, and handing it to Sticks, whom came out of the brawl with just a small bruise on her knee.
"what's this?" The other Jaina look-alike asked.
"The key to buying new flightsuits." She read from the card. "Coruscant Savings and Loan, Jaina Solo" She smiled slyly.
*~* XO *~*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 25, 2002 4:38 PM |
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Sticks grinned. "Rogue, your a genius!"
"Shh...keep it down, Jaina doesn't know I took this," Rogue said. The two girls laughed, and Rogue slipped the card back onto her belt. "Meet me at this bank tomorrow morning and we'll do a little shopping as Jaina Solo," Rogue whispered, and went back to taking orders.
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jul 26, 2002 8:09 AM |
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>This bump brought to you by the friendly employees of Coruscant Sewage Systems, Inc.<
^-^Stead 6^-^
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jul 26, 2002 9:11 AM |
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<What the---Sewage Inc? okaaaaay...I'm not gonna ask, I'm not gonna ask..
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jul 26, 2002 9:49 AM |
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>HeeHeeHee. I love confusing people.<
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jul 26, 2002 11:33 AM |
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<And you're great at it Ana! Okay, I'll be gone until the 5th, feel free to put me in your posts. I don't mind. Bye guys! I'll miss ya>
*~* Executive Officer *~*
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jul 26, 2002 12:20 PM |
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>Bye Rogue. Gee, everyone got so confused over a simple bump!<
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Jul 27, 2002 7:58 AM |
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<*Waits IMpatiently from the Psychopathic Jedi to finish writing about themselves and get back to writing about the Jedi Punks.*>
[-Green Ten-]
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 27, 2002 3:39 PM |
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<haha, wonder how long this is gonna last...>
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Tahiri Veila Solo69
Total Posts: 3
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Date Posted: Jul 27, 2002 8:26 PM |
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Now would be a great time to inflict the Jedi Punks with the "Corellian Measels" giving you to fine ladys a chance to shop. Just a suggestion.
~*Green5ers*~
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 28, 2002 7:04 AM |
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Jaina was the first to pull away from the Brawl.
"That woman is nuts! I had the suit first!"
Giving a warrior call, Sticks made another attack on Jaina just as Jaina threw a Force shield.
Smacking back onto the ground, Sticks sat there stunned.
I do believe she won that time...
Jaina kept the shield there in case of anymore surprise attacks.
"Now if you'll kindly stop trying to kill me and listen..." She reached down into her bags and pulled out the flight suits Rogue and Jaina had been eyeing.
"I heard you wanted them so I got them for you. Have a nice day."
Releasing the Force shield, she threw the suits down onto Sticks and walked out.
~~Stead 4~~
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 4:19 PM |
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>I thought they already stopped fighting?
>Argh, the temptation is too much!
>I can't resist a confusing oppertunity like this!
>I will post!
-=-=-=- Stead Two =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 4:37 PM |
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"Jedi they are not." Yoda was saying to the other Yoda.
"Indeed, thery are not" said Yoda 2.
"Squabbling, fighting..." mumbled Yoda 1
"A Jedi does not these things." Yoda 2 agreed.
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Outside the Lukes, Chewbaccas, and Maras were speaking to a pair of Talon Karrdes.
"So you're saying this thing isn't yours?" Luke said.
"No, I've never seen it before." both Karrdes said.
"But it's right next to your Galaxy Destroying Doomsday Device." Mara said
"Yeah, we thought it was yours aswell." Mara 2 said
"Roooooargh Argh Graoooghah" [I'm confused] said Chewie.
"Argghh Oargrar!" [Me too!] said Chewie 2, scratching his head.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 4:39 PM |
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"This thing seems to be what is causing all these doubles to appear" Karrde 1 said.
"It's created a Warp in the fabric of space and time" Karrde 2 explained
"How did you figure that out?" said Luke
"It says here on this screen." said Karrde 2
"Space-Time Warp created." Luke 2 read out loud.
"Unless we can stop it, everyone's self from other simensions will end up in this universe." Karrde 1 said.
"Stop it we must, yes." Yoda said behind them.
"I thought you were in the cantina?" Mara was saying when she noticed, Luke 3, Mara 3, Chewie 3, Karrde 3, and this must be Yoda 3.
"We seem to be having a bit of a problem." Karrde 3 said.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 4:50 PM |
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"E-wing, I thought you said that the space-time warp would not effect the galaxy?" Bad Furday was saying to the Psycho's resident Mad Scientist.
"Well It was never tested." E-wing said. "And I forgot to fit an 'off' switch."
"We'll have to destroy it then, to stop it from wrecking the universe"
"Erm, it's made from virtually indestructible material, heavily shielded, I don't know how we would do that..."
Bad Furday sighed.
"Well I didn't want us getting stuck here if it got blown up." E-wing said
"Ah never mind," beeurd said, "the drinks are good."
They watched as beeurd fell off his chair and crawled under a table.
"I think we'd better restrict his intake of alcohol" Makia said.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 4:50 PM |
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"We have the same problem with Anakin." Jacen said.
"We know" The Psychopathic Jedi said.
"Oh yeah," Jacen said. "You guy's write our scripts."
Jacen moved back through the crowd of alternate Punks, with a look on his face that suggested he had to get away from something scarey.
"So howe come alternate us's haven't appeared?" podracer said.
"I dunno." said E-wing.
>DONE!
>hehe...
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 7:46 PM |
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<allright, Beeurd, you sure made things confusing...so I'm gonna post and straighten things out...a little...hopefully>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 7:58 PM |
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Sticks stared at the door Jaina had just stormed through and turned to Rogue. "That was nice of her," she said.
Rogue nodded in agreement. "I'd better go run my cantina," she said to her look alike. Rogue turned away and headed for the bar, but gasped when she saw herself already up there. "Sticks! Come here quick! I think I'm seeing things!" She heard rustling of feet, and glanced over her shoulder only to see two Sticks. Rogue screamed and fell unconciouss.
Sticks 1 looked to the side and saw Sticks 2. "I say, you look just like me!" she said.
Sticks 2 tilted her head to the side. "I think I am you."
Sticks 1 considered this. "Sith, we're sexy." Sticks 1 and 2 grinned.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 8:06 PM |
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Sticks 2 glanced at Sticks 1. "Sith, you're absolutely right! Anyways, you go revive Rogue 2 while I go find Jaina 2 and bring her back."
"Consider it done, Sticks 2."
Meanwhile Rogue 1 sat behind the bar in shock at seeing another of herself and two Sticks.
Furday 2 sat reading a paper at a corner table when he heard some commotion and looked up. He groaned as he saw two Sticks and two Rogues in the Cantina. One of each was a lot to handle, but two?!? The commander was gonna have his work cut out for him.
Just then a figure slipped in the seat across from him. He glanced up and saw Corran. "What's up?" he asked.
Corran glanced around uneasily. "Does it seems to you like things are getting a little...weird, Commander?"
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 8:11 PM |
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"Besides the fact that there's two Sticks and two Rogues? Nah," Furday answered.
"Look around you, nerf-herder, those aren't the only two that there are more than one of," Corran hissed.
Furday took another look in the Cantina and gasped. There were two, no three of almost every person he saw in there! "You're right, things are weird. So what's causing this?"
"Dunno, but I heard a whisper about a Galaxy Destroying Doomsday Device or something like that. Maybe we should check this thing out."
"Nah, knowing the rest of the Punks someone else has already written someone in to take care of it," Furday said, and went back to his paper.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 8:20 PM |
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***
Sticks 3 saw Jaina 3 sitting at the bar stool and charged. "You bought my flighsuit, you sith-spawned fish-brains!"
Having seen Sticks 1 and 2 both charge Jainas 1 and 2, Jaina 3 was ready for this attack, and simply stepped aside. Sticks charged into the bar and fell over unconciouss. "Ouch," Jaina siad, then sat back down and went back to her drink.
Sticks 1 finished reviving Rogue 2 by this time and looked up to see herself charge the bar. "I say, what did ya do that for, Jaina 3? You should'a just told me that you had boughten the flighsuits for me and rogue like Jaina 2 did."
"I didn't buy them for you and Rogue. I bought every single one of them for me." Jaina 3 shrugged and went back to her drink. Sticks 1 went to go revive Sticks 3 and get her some medical attention for the nasty bump she was recieving.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 8:24 PM |
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Sticks 1 reached up and felt a bump growing on her own head, and groaned. "Oh, great...whatever happens to her happens to me too now? This just gets better..."
***
Sticks 1 saw a figure walking up ahead. "Jaina! Hey, Jaina! Come back here! I'm sorry...well, Sticks 2 is sorry, about what she...we...did!"
Jaina 2 turned around confused. "Huh now? What's all this about Sticks 2?"
Jaina 1 groaned and started telling her what happened. In the middle or Stick's story, though, Jaina gasped and pointed to Stick 1's head. "You have a nasty bump on you head!"
Sticks 1 reached up and felt the nasty bump. "Oh no, Sticks 2 must have gotten hurt." Something told her that it wasn't Sticks 2 that had gotten hurt...it was..."Sticks 3? This just gets more confusing..."
<done!>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 29, 2002 8:25 PM |
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<oops, in the last post it should be Sticks 2 that finds Jaina 2, not Sticks 1...>
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 30, 2002 4:14 PM |
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That was the biggest mistake I think I've ever made...
Link kept walking and fighting with herself.
"I should have just shoved the worms right back down his..."
She stopped abruptly at what was before her. Her eyes had to be playing tricks on her. She knew it.
Or else there were three Sticks and two Rogues.
"Oh man they really weren't kidding... I thought those street creatures were knocked senseless."
Not knowing what else to do she walked up to the 5 figures.
"Ok which of you is the real deal?"
"I am" 5 voices replied.
"That was helpful..." She turned and looked around, trying to figure out a way to find the real Sticks and Rogue. Genuinely stumped she looked closely at each.
"What are you doing my friend?"
Link jumped as someone grabbed her shoulder. It wasn't a creature she'd ever seen before.
"Um... nothing..." That was the last thing she uttered before she was drug off leaving 5 very shocked versions of Sticks and Rogue.
TBC...
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 30, 2002 6:05 PM |
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Link sat bolt upright.
"That has got to be the weirdest dream I have ever had..."
She got up and looked out her window overlooking a peaceful bay scene. Sighing, she pulled back her curtain. She shrugged off the uneasy feeling she had.
She remembered the last time she'd had a dream like this. It was when Yoda had found himself cloned and that was strange enough.
It was a coincidence she decided.
Getting herself ready to face the world she took one last look in the mirror.
"This is as good as it gets."
Walking out the front door, she heard a ruckus down the street. She decided to go investigate, dreading what she was going to find.
"What the... No... Not again..."
She paled at the sight of three Sticks and two Rogues.
After staring in horror at the sight, she turned and fled.
(~~Stead 4~~)
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Date Posted: Jul 31, 2002 4:26 PM |
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>lol "beeurditis" has set in :D
>WARNING: Highly contagious - no known cure!
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jul 31, 2002 4:30 PM |
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>I think I'll post
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jul 31, 2002 4:51 PM |
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"Beeurd get some sleep" Pods were saying back in the cantina.
Four beeurds looked up and said "Sleep? What's sleep?"
"Never mind" said Pod 1, realising that Beeurd would never give in to his tiredness.
She looked over at the four E-wings frantically trying to stop the alternate dimensions from merging with this one.
Over on the other side of the cantina, the Anakins were getting to know eachother.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jul 31, 2002 4:51 PM |
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"Wow, we're like almost exactly the same!" Anakin 3 shouted.
"Hey! We can talk like Gands!" Anakin 2 suggested.
"Not Gands" Anakin 1 said "did any of you mes do that mission with the Gands"
Anakins 2 and 3 looked blankly, but Anakin 4 seemed to know what he was talking about.
"It was Gand this and Gand that" Anakin 4 said.
"Yeah, drove me insane!" Anakin 1 said "Or would have done, had I been sane in the first place..."
"Well Anakin thinks that Anakin think that Anakin doesn't want to speak like Gand-Anakins" Anakin 2 said
Anakin 3 laughed and said "Anakin wants to play Gand Anakins, but Anakin thinks that Anakin hates Gand-Anakins."
Anakins 1 and 4 looked at eachother and groaned.
"Let's leave these two to their game." Anakin 1 said, and the two Anakins headed off to the bar for another drink.
>DONE!
>Not big, but fun :D
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 11:16 AM |
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>What's funny, is that I really was telling him to get sleep while we were talking on AIM.
>Way too confused to post. As usual.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Greenie One*=*=*=*=
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 1:14 PM |
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<I think I'll try to post. Just give me a minute to brainstorm.>
[-Green Ten-]
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 1:31 PM |
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TheUnknown285 sat at a table at the far end of the bar. He usually didn't resort to drinking alcohol, but this was an exception. He had already downed two quarts of lomin ale. But even that wasn't enough to chase off the completely freaked feeling
Across from him sat, well, himself. Like everyone else, his double had appeared. However, while he and his double looked alike, they were complete opposites in terms of personality.
For one thing 582nownknUehT idolized people like Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan. And even worse, he liked *shudders* country and pop music.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 1:51 PM |
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C...
Already, Unknown and nwowknU had gotten into thirty-seven heated arugments and had tried to inflict bodily harm on each other seventeen times, breaking nine barstools and shattering three windows.
So far, the only thing they had agreed on, besides hating each other, was that Bill Clinton really liked his women.
The other Psychopathic Jedi and the Jedi Punks were crowded around the room, waiting for one to set the other off again.
[Twenty credits says Unknown wins next time.] Lowie 1 whispered softy, well as softly as a Wookie can do, to the other Punks.
"Lowie, my friend, you are cheap. And you are wrong. One hundred credits on nwonknU," said Tenel Ka, who still didn't have a double or triple.
Everyone in the room placed their bets on who would win. Chief of State Vader, as crafty and skillful in gambling as he was in torturing his own family, betted one million credits, half on each combatant. If there was a credit to be won, Vader would win it.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 2:19 PM |
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C...
Unknown and nwonknU had gotten back on the topic of politics.
"Ronald Reagan was the most honorable President we have ever had," nwonknU said.
Unknown almost choked on his blended Ewok (he had drank enough lomin ale to get rid of that freaked-out feeling and had since gone back to the non-alcoholic stuff) at the sheer absurdity of that statement.
"You can not be serious. Ronald Reagan was nothing more than a pawn of big business and right-wing conservatism. Lyndon Johnson was our most honorable President."
"Lyndon Johnson was a pandering liberal and a socialist."
"Here they go again. They're fixing to fight," whispered Rogue 1.
Another pot was collected, this time on which one would go off first.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 2:48 PM |
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C...
"Uh. I seem to have ran out of credits," said Vader.
"Then you can't place a bet," said Bob, who was doubling as a bookie. He had appeared along with his multiples Rob, Robert, Robby, and Bobby.
"Wait, I'll bet my first born."
"Um, Dad," Luke said. "I'm your first born."
"Exactly."
Meanwhile, a hush had fallen over the table where Unknown and nwonknU sat. They still hadn't resumed their battles.
Then, nwonknU said this, "Stephen King and Metallica suck."
Unknown jumped up in a fit of unadulterated rage. He grabbed his chair and rushed nwonknU. nwonknU did the same and so the two were involved in what looked like a lightsaber battle, only with chairs.
Cheers erupted from the Jedi, both of the Psychopathic and Punk variety.
"Who are these Metallica and Stephen King," Tenel Ka asked the nearest Psychopath.
"Ask me again later. This is too good."
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 2:50 PM |
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C...
Unknown and his double/opposite fought with chairs for a good five standard minutes before Unknown knocked nwonknU's chair away. The chair hit and slid across the table, knocking off a glass of lomin ale, sending it airbourne.
The lomin ale splashed on Yoda 3's face. A hush fell over the room, not because Yoda and gotten a faceful of lomin ale, but because alcohol had been spilled.
The look on Yoda 3's face was one of pure rage. He sent out a wave of Force lightning, hitting both combatants.
Everyone in the room starred in awe.
"Master Yoda, I thought Force lightning was a trait of the Sith," said Anakin.
"It is. Destroy the Jedi I will. Suffer you will." Yoda 3 ignited his red SITH lightsaber.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 2:51 PM |
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C...
The Jedi ignited their lightsabers as well. But the light produced from the almost fifty lightsabers temporarily blinded the Jedi, allowing Darth Yoda to escape with both Galaxy-destroy Doomsday Devices.
"We must stop Darth Yoda from activating those devices. The galaxy cannot handle anymore Jar Jar Binkses," said Mara.
DONE
[-Green Ten-]
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 3:06 PM |
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>*high fives Unknown* Nice one!<
~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*greenie One*=*=*=*=
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 3:09 PM |
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>Don't try and stop me!
>I can't help myself!
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Date Posted: Aug 1, 2002 3:23 PM |
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After a few minutes the Jedi Punks' and Psychopath Jedi's eyes had re-adjusted to the normal light-level.
"Let's not be #### that again." Jacen 1 said
Lowie 4 was moaning because somebody had burnt a hole in his fur.
Grough Har hargh! [Don't look at me!] Lowie 2 laughed.
-----
Outside everyone was scrambling to their ships.
"Whoah, what's going on?" Han 1 shoated to the Punks as they came out of the Cantina.
"Yoda 3 was a Sith!" Jaina 2 explained.
"Disturbing this is" said Yoda 1, who had been sunbathing at the time.
"I saw him run to a ship with about 4 Darth Vaders, 3 Lukes, and 2 of me" Mara 1 said
"I must be the only one who turned back to the light-side." Cheif of State Vader said. "And 3 Lukes must have taken me up on that offer to rule the galaxy as father and son."
"Uncle Luke?" Anakin 1 said. "You turned down an offer like that?"
Luke looked sternly at Anakin, who decided it was best to shut up.
TBC...
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