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Date Posted: Jul 15, 2002 12:17 PM |
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Link, i must congradulate you that was hilarous(sp?)better than mine
---~*Green6*~---
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 15, 2002 3:37 PM |
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>*chuckles* Thanks. Yours had to be there for me to get mine though.<
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 15, 2002 7:08 PM |
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<Allright, I'm actually gonna post here>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 15, 2002 7:18 PM |
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"Oh. Well, maybe they can help us then." Jaina looked doubtful. Just then, the Ghostbusters disappeared into thin air. "Or then again, maybe not."
The vornskyrs started approaching the group as Jaina got done saying that. "I think the latter," Jacen commented. Just then, the Falcon's boarding ramp started going up.
"They're leaving us!" Han yelled, and raced franticly towards the Falcon, with Jaina, Jacen, Zekk, Leia...and the vornskyrs right on his heels.
Two things happened at once: the Falcon blasted away, and the group heard a gruff voice coming from the trees. "Stop."
The vornskyrs stopped dead in their tracks...along with the team too.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 15, 2002 7:25 PM |
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"Wait a minute, I know that voice," Han muttered.
Leia frowned. "Yea, it almost sounds like-"
"Well, what do we have here?" A man stepped out of the brush and walked towards the group. He saw Han and Leia, and smiled in suprise. "Hey! What brings you two scoundrels to these parts?"
Han breathed in relief. "Talon Karrde. Didn't expect to find you here. These all your pet vornskyrs? I thought you had only tamed two."
"I found a quick and efficient way to train more. Hmm...these must be your children, Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin?"
"Well, those two are Jacen and Jaina, but this here's not Anakin. This is my son-in-law, Zekk."
"My, they've grown," Karrde commented. "Come, let me get you some drinks," he said to the group.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 15, 2002 7:51 PM |
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<ok, i guess it's not TBC, I hafta go>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Mjade2005
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Date Posted: Jul 16, 2002 11:27 AM |
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"What type of drinks?" asked Zekk "cause what ever it is don't give any to anakin!"
"Why-" started to ask Talon, but suddenly a big red spaceship with a blue dog- like thing crashed 500 yds from where they were standing.
"Aloha!" said the thing>
"stich get your own movie!!!" yelled everyone.
"okay" said stitch.
and with that he jumped in to his ship and went to find his movie.
"there is oone in every family." said Han
<Done.>
./. stead 07./.
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Date Posted: Jul 16, 2002 12:10 PM |
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>lol! I'm gona post now. No, please, don't die of shock, really,. please?<
It wasn't long beofre the punks and sundry were sitting around a low table.
"What do you think of my new complex?" Karrde asked.
"What, inferiority complex? Are you trying to take over the world?" Tahiri asked innocently. Everyone gave her an odd look, and shuffled their chairs away from her. Everyone, that is, apart from Karrde, who looked at her very suspiciously and gritted his teeth.
Han picked up his Blended Ewok and raised it "To Karrde, for training every Vornskyr on the planet and keeping my kids from being eaten."
"To Karrde," everyone echoed.
"It'll be your fault if I die of dehydration," Anakin muttered sullenly, glowering at Zekk.
"Hey, it's your fault you got hung over in the first place. Detox, Anakin, detox!" Zekk chided him.
"Isn't that the injection you get to remove wrinkles? you know, the one with the neurotoxin that's lethal in large doses?"
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Date Posted: Jul 16, 2002 12:11 PM |
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"What? Botox? That's a miracle cure!" Everyone turned to stare at Leia. "Um, that really nice senator, you know, Viqi, mentioned it in passing. Yes, Viqi."
"Anakin, you're not going to die of dehydration," Jacen told his brother.
"Will to!"
"Anakin? What's that in front of you?"
"A glass?"
"Well done. And-"
"No need to be condescending!" Anakin snapped, storming out of the room to add weight to his words.
"What is that in his glass?" asked a mystified John.
"Water," Talon Karrde informed them.
"Huh?" the punks said in tandem.
"You know, H20." He only got blank looks. "It falls from the sky, but not on Tattooine, it's what's seas are made of, you cook with it, It makes up 70% of you, you wash in it?"
Realisation dawned on Jaina's face, "Oh, that stuff. Why would anyone want to drink that? You wash in it, for Sith's sake. That's disgusting!" The other punks nodded their agreement.
Meanwhile, Anakin had stumbled on some rather worrying plans...
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Date Posted: Jul 16, 2002 12:13 PM |
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"What? Botox? That's a miracle cure!" Everyone turned to stare at Leia. "Um, that really nice senator, you know, Viqi, mentioned it in passing. Yes, Viqi."
"Anakin, you're not going to die of dehydration," Jacen told his brother.
"Will to!"
"Anakin? What's that in front of you?"
"A glass?"
"Well done. And-"
"No need to be condescending!" Anakin snapped, storming out of the room to add weight to his words.
"What is that in his glass?" asked a mystified John.
"Water," Talon Karrde informed them.
"Huh?" the punks said in tandem.
"You know, H20." He only got blank looks. "It falls from the sky, but not on Tattooine, you cook with it, It makes up 70% of you, you wash in it?"
Realisation dawned on Jaina's face, "Oh, that stuff. Why would anyone want to drink that? You wash in it, for Sith's sake. That's disgusting!" The other punks nodded in agreement.
Meanwhile, Anakin had stumbled on some rather worrying plans...
*stead06*
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 16, 2002 8:54 PM |
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Jaina continued to stare at him in disgust.
"That is so nasty! I mean come on. Who knows what's in that stuff... Bantha fodder... and well other things but ugh!"
Everyone in the place cracked up and Anakin glared at them all.
"Glad they find it amusing..." he thought.
(~~Cadet 3~~)
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 10:13 AM |
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<Hey everyone, new ranks are posted in the New New Ranks thread on GB>
Stead 6
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 10:14 AM |
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whats mine?
~*Green6*~
Solo
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 10:19 AM |
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Iam Posting
~*Green6*~
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 10:27 AM |
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Anakin gets up and throws the glass of water at his sister. A hush falls over the group, then, all of a sudden, Jaina flys out of her seat and is on top of Anakin instantly. She is biting, punching, grabing. Jacen quickly comes to her aid and starts beatig at Anakin. Tahiri comes to Anakin's aid and starts beating on Jaina and Jacen. A few moments later the Jedi Punks are in a HUGE brawl: the boys punching, kicking and the Girls fighting tooth and nail. One big bloody mess.
"Stop IT!" screamed Leia
The punks stop fighting. Leia assesses the wounds: Jania, black eye;Jacen,2 Black eyes;Zekk, broken pinkie;Tahiri, bloody nose;Tenel Ka, broken wrist;Lowie,missing particles of hair; and Anakin, broken leg.
Leia starts laughing.....
All Done
~*Green6*~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 11:06 AM |
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Chewie ran back to the X-wing and squeezed his bulk into the pilot's couch. It was a tight fit. He thought about having a seat specially made just for him. That would really freak Luke out when he came to fly the ship.
Rumbling with laughter, Chewie strapped in and started the X-wing. He took off from the docking bay and headed into the nightsky.
Before long, Chewie was thouroughly enjoying his joyride. He sent the X-wing into rolls and sharp turns, feeling the exhilaration of flight. Weaving around buildings, Chewie sent the ship into a steep climb.
He roared over the rooftops of the tallest skyscrapers and set his sights on a building straight ahead.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 11:45 AM |
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The building housed an appartment that belonged to none other than Master Yoda.
Chewie could see Yoda in the well lit kitchen, dancing to an aerobics program on the Holovision as he prepared dinner.
With a smirk, Chewie edged the X-wing closer to the appartment's windows.
Yoda didn't even notice, as he was so engrossed in doing squats while cutting up vegetables.
Chewie then flew the ship in circles around Yoda's appartment, making sure to peer in all the windows each time.
Yoda was doing leg curls as he waited for something in the oven to bake. He suddenly looked around suspiciously for a moment, then went back to exercising.
By then Chewie realised that he wasn't going to get Yoda's attention from outside. Chewie landed the X-wing on the landing pad outside the appartment. He disembarked, and headed towards the door to Yoda's appartment.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 12:07 PM |
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Not surprisingly, the door was locked. Chewie thought about over-riding the code, but then noticed an open window. He ran over to it and peered in. It appeared to be a spare bedroom, which hadn't been used in a while from the looks of things. The door would most likely be unlocked.
Chewie climbed in through the window. Amazing, he fit. Barely.
Once inside, he walked over to the door and pulled it open a crack.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 12:08 PM |
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Yoda sat in the kitchen with his back to the Wookiee, munching away on a salad.
Grinning mischieviously, Chewie stepped out into the hallway joining the two rooms.
The Wookiee opened his mouth wide and roared,
"Hhrrrrrraaaaaaangghhhh!!![Whaaazzzzzuuppp!?]"
Both Jedi Master and salad jumped six feet in the air. The salad landed stickily on Yoda's head, looking like a very bad toupee. The bowl came down and clunked him on the head, before richocheting off into the cabinets.
Chewie lay there, rolling on the floor with Wookiee laughter.
>Done! ROTFWWL!!<
0))) Commander (((0
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 12:49 PM |
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<lol!>
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 2:18 PM |
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>lol someone remembered about Yoda...
>I'm gonna post.
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 2:38 PM |
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Luke heard the noise in the other room and came back into the kitchen where Yoda was covered in salad.
"Chewie!" he said, "What are you doing here?"
"Rooooooooooooooooooooarghar" [Han and Leia ran off without me] Chewie explained.
"Why would they do that?" Luke said.
"Mmmm," Yoda reached out with the Force, "Romantic weekend on Mon Calamari they wanted, yes?"
Chewie nodded.
"News bulletin to be filmed there is." Yoda said, "Do it I must."
Yoda hobbled out of the rrom and into the adjoining news studio.
"I've been staying here the last couple of weeks" Luke told Chewie, "This place is state-of-the-art, it sure beats that slmiey mud-hole on Dagobah."
"Heard that, I did!" a small voice from nextdoor said.
Chewie growled with laughter.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 2:52 PM |
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"So if we go to mon Cal, we can meet up with them" said Luke.
"Raugh Grouuughrgh!" [Yeah, let's go!] Chewie said enthusiastically.
"Okay, what ship did you come in?"
"Ror X Grouh" [An X-wing]
"You don't have an X-wing, where did you get it from?"
Chewie didn't relpy.
"Chewie, please don't tell me you stole an X-wing..."
Chewie mumbled sheepishly.
"Um we'd better go take it back," Luke said, "I'll follow you in my X-wing, and well go and try to pursuade Mara to come along, so we can use the Jade Sabre.
Just then Yoda came back in from his News Show
TBC...
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 2:52 PM |
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>Yoda sat in the kitchen with his back to the Wookiee, munching away on a salad.
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>lol I love the randomness of it.<
~Green03~
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 3:04 PM |
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"So you it was who stole personal X-wing of General Antilles, Hmm?" Yoda prodded the huge Wookiee with his cane.
"Chewie, please tell me you didn't."
"Report you I should." Yoda said sternly, "But I will not."
"We'd better go explain this to Wedge." Luke said. "We'll just have to make up some crazy story about accidently getting in the wrong ship..."
>Done!
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
^- notice new rank :)
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 3:07 PM |
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>Yoda didn't even notice, as he was so engrossed in doing squats while cutting up vegetables.
>Where'd you get your ideas from Furday? lol
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Jul 17, 2002 7:19 PM |
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From that wonderfully scary place called "my imagination"! Though really, the idea seemed so funny I just had to find a way to put it in the story.
0)))Commander(((0
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jul 18, 2002 11:11 AM |
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lol!!! :P
(I'm going to GB right now to the New Ranks Forum...) ~_~_Sf Lead_~_~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 18, 2002 4:25 PM |
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<rotfl...hey, one question, why exactly did the punks all have a fight?>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 18, 2002 7:05 PM |
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<allright, I'm gonna post> ~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~ <any of you who have not checked out the new new ranks, go to GB.net immediately!>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 18, 2002 7:09 PM |
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Luke, Chewie, Yoda, and Mara raced out of Wedge's office as fast as possible in order to avoid Wedge's wrath. "Whew!" Luke huffed, "he was pretty mad!"
Chewie growled an 'it wasn't my fault' reply.
"Yea, I'm sure it wasn't..." Mara scoffed.
"Find Han and Leia we must," Yoda said. "Pointless, and time consuming this bickering is." The others agreed, and soon they were all heading towards Mon Calmari in seperate X-Wings.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 18, 2002 7:23 PM |
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***
"Whad'ya mean they're not here?!?" Mara practically screamed at the air traffic controller.
"They left several days ago," then frightened man said.
"Well, where did they go, then?" Luke asked calmly.
"I'm not sure, sir, but their flight path would have taken them to Myrkr," the controller said.
"Ok, thanks," Luke said, then switched to the private channel linking the four together. "Ok, guys, set course for Myrkr," he said. He got two clicks, and one very agrivated response.
"Hard to pilot this X-Wing, it is. When this short have you become, see you will from my point of view! Hump!" Yoda complained, but the others all ignored the little Jedi Master. The four set course, and jumped into lightspeed.
<done 4 now>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 19, 2002 9:21 AM |
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Leia walked into the room holding the bacta tanks.
"All of these folks... I never thought I'd see the day..." She began giggling hopelessly and soon found herself rolling on the floor, tears streaming from laughter.
Several medical droids rolled in and surveyed Leia, beeping anxiously.
"I'm fine," she replied to one. "They just... they just..."
Leia struggled to regain her composure while the medical droids lifted her onto a gurney, taking her to the psych ward. The double doors swung wide open and Leia saw hundreds of others in the same state.
(~~Stead 4~~)
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 19, 2002 5:17 PM |
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<Bump!>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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Lady Lydiaram (Kera Hayes)
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 9:46 AM |
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<Bump past the locked threads... this shouldn't get lost in the back pages... >
<Really liked the part about the spider and Han... >
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 11:35 AM |
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<lol, thank you, Lydiaram, you seem to be the only one>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 4:22 PM |
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<Hmm... this would be a good time for a Psychopathic Jedi cameo, wouldn't it? Unfortunately, I'm not the one to do it. Brain fried, as usual... (no, you don't need a brain for it)>
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Green One*=*=*=*=
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 4:29 PM |
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<Hmm... this would be a good time for a Psychopathic Jedi cameo, wouldn't it?
<I think that's a great idea...I'd love to see that.>
~Green03~
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 5:34 PM |
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ME POST!
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 5:55 PM |
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When Leia realised where the droids were taking her she was quickly brought back to her senses.
"Um. honestly I'm fine now, you can put me down."
"That's what they all say" One of the droids said, and they all began vibrating with metallic laughter.
"No, really, you can put me down."
The droids looked around at one another and then the one that seemed to be in charge nodded.
Just then the wounded Punks came limping in, or carried in Anakin's case...
"Why me, everything always happens to me!" he moaned.
"Has to happen to someone" Han commented.
"Oh thank the Force!" Leia said, relieved.
"You didn't think I'd leave you here did you?" Han asked. "After all, I couldn't cope with all these teenagers."
Leia smiled and then turned to the droids that had dragged her in here.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 6:05 PM |
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"While we are in here," she said, "would you be able to give us a tour of the facilities?"
"Certainly, right this way..." The droids politely told them.
"That's Mon Mothma isn't it?" Leia said.
"Ah, yes, this is the section for insane former leaders." the droid said.
Leia rushed over to see her former collegue, who was sitting on a bed rocking backwards and forwards.
"I want to tell you something." Mon Mothma whispered.
She waited until Leia was right up next to her then yelled: "IshouldbetheChiefofState-VaderisEEEEVIIILheis.Argh!HowcouldthishappentomeafterleadingtheRebelAllianceforsolong?Ishouldofatleastgotsomekindofreward,butNOOOOOOO!!!!Vadergetsallthecredit,justbecausehekilledtheemperor!"
Leia and the others backed away very slowly, and as they walked stunned down the corridor they could still hear her reapeating "Me Rebel, Vader eeevil!" over and over again.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 6:23 PM |
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After a few hours they were coming to the end of their tour, but there was one last place they hadn't seen.
"Be quiet now," The droid whispered, if that was possible, "this is the Maximum Security section, only the most dangerously twisted psychopaths go in here."
Everyone peered in through the windows and saw a group of people sitting in a group discussing something. On the wall at the back was a big board that said 'Fan Art', which had in the centre a picture of the Punks as they were when they started out.
"Hey they're fans of ours?" Anakin said.
"No, they think they control you."
"What?"
"Really, thay have this crazy idea that you are really all normal, but they are making up this universe as they go along!"
"Hey why do those three look like me?" Jaina said.
"Well, it's complicated to explain, but that one is called 'ROGUE', that one is 'Jaina', and she is called 'Sticks'."
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 6:33 PM |
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"They all named themselves after me?" Jaina said. "I dunno wether that's a good or bad thing."
"Indeed" said the droid, "that one there is the current leader, 'Bad Furday'"
Everyone turned to look at Lowie, who seemed to find this hilarious. When he had stopped the droids continued.
"And that one there, his names 'beerud' or 'breeud' or something, nobody really knows how to spell it right."
They heard another Wookiee roar, and turned round to tell Lowie to shut up, but saw Chewbacca running towards them, with Luke, Mara, and Yoda.
"Doing here, what are you?" Yoda asked them all.
"What?"
"Hear you nothing that I say?" the green Jedi Master said.
"Umm... Hi Luke." The Punks said.
"To me you listen!" Yoda yelled.
They all started to walk out, seeming to forget Yoda, who started running after them.
"Back here you will come! For me you wait!"
DONE
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 10:44 PM |
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Lowie continued to rumble with laughter and soon ended up on the floor. Droids beeped nxiously and soon saw that he was fine and rolled along on their merry ways.
Lowie regained his composure and walked over to the punks, eyeballing the one he heard to be named Furday. Picking up this odd looking creauture, he held it at eye level.
The creature flailed and screamed at the top of his lungs but had no realization he was in a sound proof booth.
Droids continued to roll past, never bothering to look twice into the booth.
Lowie pocketed the punk much to the other two's astonishment. Lowie walked out of the booth, Furday in his pocket and made his way to the lake in the center of a plaza.
TBC...
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 20, 2002 10:48 PM |
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Lowie stood there, the creature dangling by his collar, still screaming.
"How annoying" he thought. Having had enough of the irritating, screeching creature, he dropped Furday into the water and walked off rolling with laughter.
(~~Stead 4~~) (Furday please don't hurt me...)
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 21, 2002 8:22 AM |
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>no I dunno why Furday came to mind<
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Date Posted: Jul 21, 2002 10:47 AM |
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lol!
I think Furday should post next :D
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 21, 2002 10:55 AM |
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>in that case I'll run far away :)<
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jul 21, 2002 1:15 PM |
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<rotfl, you'd better run, Link!>
~*:)*~ SF Lead ~*:)*~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 21, 2002 5:39 PM |
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>*drops to the ground, convulsing with laughter* Yeah, Furday, your turn, I'd say....<
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 6:29 AM |
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>*freezes in place* I'm a tree! You can't see me!<
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 7:11 AM |
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Heh heh! Well, I'll post, but it'll have to be later, as I've got to go. I'll .....take my rvenge on Link though! And I thought Lowie was such a nice guy! Oh well.
0))) Commander (((0
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 7:25 AM |
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>oh lovely... *looks around* I asked for it...<
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 8:43 AM |
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Okay this post has nothing to do with the story. For some, strange,biazzre(sp?)reason, my computer has malfunctioned and now i cant get on GB, will someone please tell me what my new rank is? if i have one? Solo
~*Green 6*~
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The Missing Link 2005
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 8:56 AM |
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>let me check (~~Stead 4~~)<
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 8:57 AM |
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Thanx Link! BTW did you get my email? my computer is crappy so it might not have come through.
~*Green6*~
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 8:59 AM |
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no and unless you're solo fan i didn't see you... whats your GB sn???
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 9:01 AM |
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Tahiri Veila Solo69
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 9:02 AM |
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>ah hello padawan! I didn't recognize you!<
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 9:04 AM |
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>Ok You're green 5 now<
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 9:10 AM |
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*bows to Master* Hello, thanx for the new rank and sooo..... you didnt get my email so i guess i will have to write you a new one.
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 9:11 AM |
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oops...
~*Green 5*~
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 9:12 AM |
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Hey everyone: Check out my Forum, EU Character Theme Songs made by yours truly Solo6947
~*Green5*~
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 9:16 AM |
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>no i didn't get your email unfortunately. oh and thanks Furday for your rank. not me.<
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 9:18 AM |
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Mr. Furday, this is for you *takes a swig of the Blended Ewok stuff* thank you!
~*Green5*~
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 9:39 AM |
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>um *chuckles* it's just Furday<
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 9:45 AM |
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okay, Master iam going to try and email you, will you c if you get it?
~*Green5*~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 11:48 AM |
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>Anyway....;)<
Furday emerged from the water, spluttering. Ignoring the strange looks from other pedestrians, he hurried off to plan his revenge.
Link was behind it, he was certain. She must have bribed Lowie to dump him in the lake.
The other Psychos were busy touring the town. Beeurd was arguing with a street vendor(and winning!) about being overcharged for his fish and chips. Sticks, Rogue, and Jaina were looking at the latest fashion in flightsuits.
Podracer was examining torture equipment with a rather malicious gleam in her eyes.
No one noticed a figure slip into the galactic creature shop
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 11:57 AM |
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Link meanwhile had left the chaos of the town. She was happily wandering the halls of the Insanity Research Center.
Being dimly lit, the building seemed lonely and a bit eeiry.
Hearing a soft thud behind her, Link quickly turned around. There was no one there.
She stretched out with the Force, but felt nothing.
Deciding she wanted to leave, as the place was freaking her out, Link headed towards the turbo lift.
She pressed the button and entered the lift when it arrived.
The doors shut behind her....
And the lights went out. Not only that, but it also began to rain inside the lift. Not water, but bugs. Mealworms to be precise.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 12:04 PM |
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The mealworms crawled everywhere, especially on Link. She screamed for all she was worth. It didn't help that crawling creatures like worms terrified her and made her cringe with terror. Plus, Link was in the dark and couldn't see a thing. The worms managed to crawl into her open mouth, as well as inside her clothes.
The screams grew louder.
The door whooshed open and Furday stood there, staring at Link covered in mealworms with a look of utter amusement. A sadistical smile played on his lips.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 12:16 PM |
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He whipped out a camera and snapped a picture.
"This will be great for the Psycho's Yearbook!" he said. " And I know you bribed Lowie to dump me in the lake. I talked to him earlier, and I know he wouldn't do that sort of thing on his own."
Link tried to move towards Furday but the weight and number of worms pinned her down.
Furday pulled something out of his pocket. It was...a poll.
"Perhaps we ought to ask our readers if they'd like to see more cameos by the Psychopathic Jedi! I think it'd add a whole new twist to this story."
Furday turned to walk away. A worm found its way into Link's mouth and she gagged violently.
Furday turned at the sound.
"Actually, mealworms are considered a delicacy in some parts of the world. Try the honey roasted variety, they're good!"
With that, he walked out of the building.
>Done!<
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 12:17 PM |
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You're lucky it was me Link. Pod is much less....forgiving than I am!
0))) Commander (((0
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 12:42 PM |
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>Furday! Torture equiptment? I can't believe you'd actually say that here. Very funny!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Green 1*=*=*=*=
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 3:14 PM |
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>ok Furday.... this is war...<
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 6:58 PM |
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>LOL That is so cruel :D
>hehe.
-=-=-= Stead Two =-=-=-
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 22, 2002 7:36 PM |
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>As soon as my brain gets a free moment Furday is going DOWN baby! (~~Stead 4~~)<
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jul 23, 2002 10:38 AM |
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>*clears throat* Um, Link? You forget about me? I will not be held responsible if you end up you-know-where if Furday charges you with treason... lol, I'm kidding, for the most part.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Greenie One*=*=*=*=
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Date Posted: Jul 23, 2002 11:51 AM |
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<Humph. ;) I'm going to post>
MsSolo stared around the empty chamber. The other pyschopaths seemed to have forgotten her. She stepped outside, only to encounter Karrde. Thinking quickly, she snatched his blaster and fled down the corridors. Whoever started this whole cameo thing was going to pay for leaving her out. And yes, those who continued it would also be punished. It was mere coincidence she stopped in the same torture shop as Furday, but the shopkeeper recognised her outlandish dress and immediately recognised her as a pyschopath. He gave MsSolo directions and she took off like a rocket, determined to find her fellow writers.
He then called the Asylum, and before long MsSolo and most of the otehr pychopaths ahd been rounded up. SHe didn't mind, or rather wouldn't have if only they'd left her with the blaster. Oh well, she still had N'Sync CD...
tbc
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Date Posted: Jul 23, 2002 11:51 AM |
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Meanwhile... Luke, Mara, Chewie and Yoda landed on Myrkyr. They stared around, a little confused.
"Surprised I am, to see so many shops here," Yoda puzzled aloud.
"Yes, this place wasn't ever known for it's commercial enterprises," Mara added.
"Enterprise! Human, can you direct me to the starship of that name?" a pointy-eared female in tight clothing asked suddenly.
"huh?" Mara replied.
"T'pol, come on!" A human male called from up ahead. Mara stared after the female, bewildered. Luke, Chewie and Yoda just stared after her, enjoying the view. Mara glowered at them.
"Wrrouagh-uhhh-gnugh <what did you expect, we're male>" Chewie barked indignantly at her. Mara sighed and shook her head.
tbc
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Date Posted: Jul 23, 2002 11:52 AM |
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"Come one," she said, "let's go and find Karrde. Maybe he'll know something about that Galaxy-destroying doomsday device over there."
"What Galaxy-destroying doomsday device?" Luke asked, staring around.
"That one over there, labelled 'Galaxy-destroying doomsday device TM'" Mara pointed it out.
"Why should Karrde know anything about it?" Luke continued, bewildered.
Mara silently pointed out another label, below the first, which read 'Property of Talon Karrde', and muttered under her breath: "Knew I should have picked Gus." Luke gave her a silently hurt, and still bewildered, look as the four of them set off
*Stead09*
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jul 23, 2002 4:24 PM |
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>This bump brought to you by me!<
^-^Stead 6^-^
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:13 AM |
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/\........./\
...^...^....
.....U.....
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:29 AM |
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<I guess I'll make my Jedi Punks debut. Don't expect anything award winning>
<[-Green Ten-]>
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:31 AM |
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>hey Unknown can you go to GB??? I wanna talk to you<
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:36 AM |
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"I wander what that Galaxy-estroying doomsday device does," Mara said to no one in particular.
Poof! A cloud of blue smoke appeared. Out stepped everyone's favorite info guy: Bob. Only, he was wearing a hot pink bathrobe with matching bunny slippers. His hair was rolled. He also had a green face mask on.
Luke shuddered in terror at the horrifying sight and hid behind Yoda (Yes, Yoda).
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:37 AM |
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<I'm at GB right now.>
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:40 AM |
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>You're not signed in or something cuz I don't see you<
~~Stead 4~~
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:45 AM |
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C...
"What do you want?" ask a clearly annoyed Bob. Then, noticing who had summoned him, "Oh, wait. You're not the Punks. Nevermind. Sorry."
"Why the Force are you dressed like that?" asked Mara.
"I was getting ready for bed."
"You curl your hair before bed? Luke does, too."
"Mara, that's not something to tell in public." Luke still hadn't moved from his perch behind Yoda.
TBC...
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TheUnknown285
Total Posts: 214
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:47 AM |
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<It said I was logged in. I just logged out and logged back in. You see me now?>
<[-Green Ten-]>
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The Missing Link 2005
Total Posts: 99
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Date Posted: Jul 24, 2002 7:50 AM |
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>not unless you're the hidden one<
~~Stead 4~~
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