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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 12, 2002 7:10 PM |
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<I'm gonna post>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 12, 2002 7:22 PM |
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Before Leia even got done saying that, a small form waddled out of the tall tower. "I have a bad feeling about this..." Zekk muttered.
The small creature came up to them. Jaina cringed. "Please, don't tell me you're one of the experiments here," she groaned, looking at the creature. The small creature faintly resembled a human, but was only about 3 feet tall, and had a purple tint to it. Three horns came out of its head, and it had three eyes. Three arms protruded from its sides, and three legs made up the rest of its six limbs.
Jacen was suprised it didn't have three ears, but when the creature turned around, he saw it did have three ears, one on the back of its head. "Welcome to the...labratories. I am Experiment #222222. Just call me Tooie for short. I will take you to my master now," the creature rasped.
"Now that's pure irony." Jacen grinned. "You have three of everything, yet your name is two-ie."
"Tooie," Tooie emphasized.
"Whatever."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 12, 2002 7:32 PM |
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"Same difference," Anakin muttered.
"No, not same difference! Now take you to my master! Yes, yes..." Tooie rubbed his hands together. "Yes...yes...,"
Tooie led the way up a large ramp and into the tower. They made their way up lots of stairs -- John counted a total of 2,624,523 -- and about 478 doors down, Tooie stopped. "Here." He pointed to a bright orange door, and scuttled out of the room.
Han shrugged, and knocked on the door. "Come in!" was the reply. Leia opened the door, and found a very fat Bothan female crouched over a struggling Ewok. She pulled a long stringy thing out, Anakin assumed it was the poor creature's large intestine, and set it carefully aside. The ewok stopped struggling, and the woman turned towards the group.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 12, 2002 9:15 PM |
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"Hey! You killed the poor ewok!" Jysella accused the Bothan.
The Bothan glared at the little girl. Jysella gulped. "Who asked you?" the woman snapped. She turned towards the rest of the group, and smiled. "Brought a new experiment for me, yes?" Leia nodded, and shoved Vladimir forth. "Ah, aha, yes..." the woman said. "He will do...for...yes...perfect."
She stepped over to a chart, and scribbled something down, then turned towards the group. "My name is Joe Bob Smith. Welcome to my laboratories. I'll give you 50 credits for him," she said, pointing to Vladimir.
"Done," Leia said without hesitation. "Joe Bob Smith isn't very Bothanish...or girlish...is it?"
"I was created in a human-based laboratory,? Joe explained. "I started out boy...but was changed to a girl." he punks did not want further explanation. Nor did they want to stay in the weird place anymore.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 12, 2002 9:18 PM |
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But before they could leave, Joe stepped towards Anakin, and caught him by the shoulders. "Yes...hmm...I need this one. He's perfect for my latest test," Joe said.
"10 credits," Jaina said.
"Hey! I'm worth more than that!" Anakin protested.
"2," Joe bargained.
"Done," Jaina said, and Anakin groaned.
"Hey, you guys, this isn't funny! Hey, wait! Don't leave me here! I don't wanna become an experiment!" Anakin shouted, but the Punks and the Solo's were already out the door, happily carrying their 52 credits.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 12, 2002 9:18 PM |
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<eek, sorry, done now.>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 13, 2002 5:36 PM |
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*~*BUMP-erific!*~*
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Lumncherries
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Date Posted: Jun 13, 2002 5:42 PM |
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Are you SURE you don't want any Vong in this? There's humor at this point, BEGS to happen...
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solosgal
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Date Posted: Jun 14, 2002 7:56 AM |
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dum dum dum dum bump
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yokita220
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Date Posted: Jun 15, 2002 2:30 PM |
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What third page NO WAY.bump
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 15, 2002 4:15 PM |
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<Okay...I might be mistaken, but you, Lumncherries, and yokita220, are not Psychopathic Members. If you'd like to be able to post in the story, say so, and we'll give you a rank. If you'd like to just ghive feedback, and suggestions every now and then, we'll put you in green squad. Also, we're trying to write a story, here, and all the comm-chatter is making it harder on the people who edit it, please put >s on both sides of your posts. If you'd like to learn more about the Psychopathic Jedi, try going to http://www.galacticbasic.net>*~* First Officer *~* ~Rogue
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 15, 2002 7:43 PM |
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<dum, dum, dum...>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 16, 2002 7:28 AM |
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< And once again, this poor thread, will be bumped back to page one....I'll be gentle>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 16, 2002 4:01 PM |
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<*BuMp*>
~Rogue
*~* First Officer *~* (does anybody mind if I change it to XO? I'll make a poll in GB)
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jun 17, 2002 7:35 AM |
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Go ahead Rogue, you cna change it. Oh, and your link won't work with the > in it.
Here,
www.galacticbasic.net
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Jun 17, 2002 7:36 AM |
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Well, that didn't work. Let's try http://www.galacticbasic.net0))) Commander (((0
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 17, 2002 2:23 PM |
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<Thanx Furday!>
~Rogue
*~* XO *~*
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solosgal
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Date Posted: Jun 17, 2002 7:37 PM |
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bump
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 18, 2002 12:06 PM |
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<*~*B U M P *~*
I hate having to bump this thing....I'm sure somebody has an Idea for it...>
~Rogue
*~* Executive Officer *~*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 20, 2002 11:12 AM |
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< Space...bottom of the 3rd page...come on! Somebody has to have an Idea!>
*~* XO *~*
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Mjade2005
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Date Posted: Jun 20, 2002 2:30 PM |
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first i have to find the actual story
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: Jun 20, 2002 2:42 PM |
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"Why me? Why me" groaned Anikin as he was led to the interior of the building."and why only 2 creds?"
"Because you are a useless singer and member of the jedi Punks and you are annoying." said Tooie. "In here. And becareful of the hugry rancor."
<Some one said Vong...the RULES specifaccly state that there are NO VONG>
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Padme~*Sith warrior*~Nadd
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Date Posted: Jun 21, 2002 8:33 AM |
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*walks in and mumbles something about it not being worth 2 creds*he walks samck intot he rancor it looka him groans and ##### in his face,giving Anakin a new meaning to smoke bomb*
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Padme~*Sith warrior*~Nadd
Total Posts: 5868
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Date Posted: Jun 21, 2002 8:35 AM |
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F- A -R -T S*
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Beeurd's Girl
Total Posts: 225
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Date Posted: Jun 21, 2002 11:25 AM |
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Well I decided to change my name once again...
Ya'll can stil call me Makia, But I wan't the world to know that I AM BEEURD'S GIRL!!!
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Jun 21, 2002 12:22 PM |
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Tahiri stopped outside of the strange building.
"Hey--"
"Is for horses and sometimes crazy cows." Leia iterrupted.
"What're horses and a cow? Never mind, I don't think we should leave Anakin there."
"You're the only one who likes him in the entire group. You're only saying that because you're married to him."
"Seriously, fellow Punks, we just spent all that time rescuing him, we should have at least sold him for more then two credits." Jacen agreed with Tahiri.
"You did not agree with me, I'm going to rescue him and get my two credits back, anyone who's with me can help."
"I'll help." Jaina voluenteered. Eventually all the Punks were persuaded into staying to rescue Anakin.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jun 21, 2002 12:32 PM |
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Very carefully, the punks all snuck into the strange building.
For the Solos watching outside, the building seemed to dissapear.
They began opening doors and searching halls for Anakin. On the fifth floor of searching, Jaina got fed up with doors slamming and reached out with the Force to find her idiot brother.
"He's three floors down, directly under where Jacen was standing a few minutes ago." She said.
"Friend Jaina, that's not Anakin, it's Jacen."
"Same difference."
Anakin made a break for it, finally managing to escape into the halls. He ran madly for the turbolift. Anakin rode it up as high as it would go and got off in the fifth floor of the building.
A short blur with blonde hair grabbed his wrist, hauled him up the stairs--with the rest of the punks in tow--and they were almost to the door when a blast door locked shut.
"Finally! I have you all! You will listen to..." the voice paused, "Smash Mouth! Mwhahahaha!"
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jun 21, 2002 12:37 PM |
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"Smash Mouth is awesome!" Jaina exclaimed.
"Better then us!" Jacen added.
"Anything but N'SYNC!" Anakin excliamed.
"Mwhahahahahaha!" Tahiri added.
"Uh..."
Chief of State Vader crawled through the air ducts with extreme caution. He paused and looked through a vent into the room below.
The walls were padded and white, with a lightbulb way up high on the ceiling. The punks sat on the floor, some rocking back and forth, with earphones over their ears. Most were horrified at whatever they were listening to, Anakin was pretending to hold a microphone and singing along to the song, dancing around his fellow punks.
"Show me the meaning of be-in lonely!"
Vader edged away. The punks could just stay where they were.
But the air duct collapsed with his weight and he fell into the room with the Punks.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Jun 21, 2002 12:44 PM |
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"Grandpa Vader! Sing with me!" Anakin exclaimed. "Show you the shape of my heart!"
"Sit down, shut up, and we can escape you...you...I won't say it and stoop to your level."
"Look-in back on the things I've done, I was try-in to be some-one!"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!" Tahiri screamed, blasting Anakin with the Force. She sat back down. "I should have just kept the two credits."
~_~_~_Sf Lead_~_~_~
(Has my rank changed? Tell me if it has, please! =P )
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: Jun 21, 2002 3:30 PM |
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outside the building the Solos had seemed to have forgotten about the Punks.
"So dear let's say we go home and, well you know" said Han.
"HAn, darling ever get that feeling you have forgotten something important?" aske Leia.
"sure all the time So how about a candlelight dinner and all the romantic stuff?" said Han whose mind wasdefinatlysomewhere else.
./. Steadfast 07 ./.
(sorry but it seems to reflect the mood at our primary site )
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jun 22, 2002 5:57 AM |
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Leia gaped at Han in surprise. After a moment's pause, she smiled seductively at her husband.
"Do you want me show you what I do to scoundrels?" she asked slyly.
In answer, Han gave Leia the lopsided grin he knew she loved.
Both hurried towards one of the airspeeders and quickly got in. The speeder rose above the rooftops and headed towards the Solo's apartments.
"Don't worry about the kids, they can take care of themselves," murmured Leia to Han, head on his chest.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Jun 22, 2002 6:13 AM |
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Chief of State Vader was faced with a dilema. If he choked Anakin for a moment and saved the Punks, they'd be grateful. On the other hand, he might suffer the wrath of Han, Leia, and Tahiri.
Vader reached into one of his belt boxes and pulled out a credit. On closer inspection however, one could see that one side said " Do it!" and the other said "To hell with it!"
Tenel Ka noticed this and managed to yell above the din of the music and Anakin,
"What is that?"
Vader held up the credit, showing her both sides.
"It's how I make my most important decisions!" he answered. Tenel Ka looked surprised.
Vader shrugged and flipped the credit. It said, " Do it!"
" Never did like you much anyway!" said Vader as he prepared to choke Anakin.
" Especially since you've got my name!"
>Done<
0))) Commander (((0
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Date Posted: Jun 22, 2002 4:23 PM |
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i'll post now :D
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jun 22, 2002 4:42 PM |
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Tahiri watched in horror as Cheif of State Vader Force Choked his own grandson. "Stop it!" She screamed.
"Ummm" said Jaina as she felt a disturbance in the Force.
"What kind of genetic experiments do they do here again?" Jacen asked.
Just then, Anakin mutated into a fully-grown rancor.
"Oh Sith" said Vader.
The Punks looked at eachother, then back at the rancor, which was slowly moving towards them, seemingly undeterred by Vader's power.
They ran down a series of dark twisty corridors, until they came to a dead-end.
"At least rancor's are slow!" Valin yelled.
"Hopefully we can figure out how to get out of here" said Zekk.
"These walls are too thick to cut through" Vader said.
"That is a fact" said Tenel Ka.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 22, 2002 4:46 PM |
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<ROTFL...
Finally! people are posting again!>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Date Posted: Jun 22, 2002 4:58 PM |
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They heard a rattling noise above them, and as they looked up, the grill off an air vent fell off, and out tumbled Anakin.
"Oh it's you guys!" Anakin said, relieved.
The others stood around him, lightsabers on.
"Um. What's up?" he asked, nervously.
"What did they do to you?" Jaina demanded.
"They just took a blood sample and then said I'm free to go." Anakin replied.
"Free to go, huh?" Jaina asked, "Why were you crawling through the ventelation shafts then?"
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 22, 2002 5:00 PM |
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"I didn't know the way out." Anakin said.
"Really?" said Jacen, not convinced, "We just got chased by a giant rancor who we thought was you! How do we know your not a rancor?"
"I look nothing like a rancor." Anakin stated.
Then the rancor cam round the corner - they were trapped.
"Nothing like me!" Anakin said
Vader prepared to choke Anakin again.
"Not this time, please" said Tahiri.
"Sorry" said Vader, and lowered his arm.
"So what do we do now?" asked Zekk.
> DONE!
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Date Posted: Jun 23, 2002 3:48 PM |
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What? Nobody has posted?
I guess I'll have to...
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jun 23, 2002 4:02 PM |
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Anakin shrugged. "I dunno"
"You're no help are you" Jaina said.
"Umm..." said Valin
The rancor was gone, and there were two Anakins standing with the group of Jedi.
"This could be a problem" Vader said.
"You don't say..." said Jacen
"Anakin?" Tahiri asked.
"Yes?" said the Anakins, simultaneously.
"Sith" all the Punks swore together.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 23, 2002 4:20 PM |
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"Well until we know which one is real, we'll have to take both" Jaina said.
"But I'm the real one!" both Anakins protested.
The Punks sighed. It looked like they would have to use their brains.
"No you're not! I am!" they continued.
"Come on let's get out of here" Vader said.
They began retracing their steps till they found themselves back outside.
"Hey where've they gone?" Tahiri said.
The Falcon was nowhere in sight.
"Hey, I'm sure we'll be able to get an airtaxi somewhere." Jacen said unconvincingly.
>DONE!
>Now someone else have a go...
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Jun 23, 2002 9:59 PM |
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<ok, my turn! :D >
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jun 23, 2002 10:25 PM |
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"I'm the real Anakin!" Anakin #1 shouted.
"No, I'm the real Anakin!" shouted Anakin #2.
"Whatever!" exclaimed #1.
"Will both of you shut up?!" shouted Tahiri.
Anakin #1 looked hurt. "Tahiri, I thought you loved me!"
"No, Tahiri loves me, stupid!" said Anakin #2.
"She does not!" said #1.
"Does too!" said #2.
"No, I don't love either of you! I love...I love Jacen! That's right, I've been having a secret affair with your older brother!" Tahiri said, smirking triumphantly.
Tenel Ka looked outraged. "How dare you!" she shouted, smacking Jacen, who was dumbfounded.
"Tahiri! How could you?!" both Anakins accused.
Tahiri shrugged. "I, uh, I don't know. Maybe because he can sing better than both of you?!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jun 23, 2002 10:26 PM |
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Tenel Ka turned her wrath to Tahiri. "You lying little cheating Sith spawned dirty tramp!"
"Run that by me again?" Tahiri said calmly.
"I said, you lying little cheating Sith-"
"Don't talk that way to my wife!" shouted both Anakins.
Tenel Ka turned to them. "You're defending her?"
"No, no, no! She's my wife!" Anakin #1 said.
"Nuh-uh! She's my wife!"
"Is not!" #1 yelled.
"Are too!"#2 shouted.
"Detoo!" #1 said.
Tenel Ka threw her hands in the air, totally and completely annoyed. "Will both of you shut up?!"
They both stopped in midsentance, staring at her.
"Thank you," she said. "Now, I've figured out how to tell which Anakin is which. It's really simple. All we have to do is perform a very simple genetic manipulation scope, and then study their brainwave mal-fluxuations, and combine that with their total divided heart rate and DNA maps, and we'll be able to tell them apart!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jun 23, 2002 10:26 PM |
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"Nuh-uh." Anakin #1 said. "You wouldn't combine our brainwave mal-fluxuations with our divided heart rate and DNA maps, you'd combine it with our multiplied heart rate and DNA maps." Tenel Ka studied Anakin #1 for a second, before pulling Anakin #2 forward. "This, ladies, gentlemen and its, is the real Anakin Solo." "How do you figure that?" asked Jacen. "Very simple, friend Jacen: the altered clone thing or whatever of Anakin is too smart to be our Anakin." Tenel Ka said. "Sithspawn!" muttered Anakin #1. "But, wait! I really am Anakin #2! You can't tell the difference! So there!" Tahiri spoke up. "I say we just shoot them both." "Good idea, ex-friend Tahiri." Tenel Ka said. <all done! sorry, that wasn't than great, but i figured i'd post when i could, and my brain's fried... :) > *~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jun 24, 2002 10:49 AM |
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<up!! page 3? tsk, tsk! ;) >
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Terminator 2100
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Date Posted: Jun 24, 2002 1:32 PM |
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Jacen stepped forward, "Ladies & Gentlemen be prepared to be dazzeled, I can figure who is Anakin."
"How?" Tahiri asked confused.
"Easy," WHACK Anakin 1 was knocked on the floor,"Hmm impressive," He wacked Anakin 2 way back, "Most Impressive," he finished and lifted up Anakin 2."This is our Anakin he's a wimp, he flew back further," Jacen smiled.
"Amazing," Tenel Ka said.
" HEY I'M ANAKIN BRING IT ON BRO!" Anakin 1 drew out his lightsaber,"Prepare to die!" Anakin 1 said.
"Okay?" Jacen said scared.
Cadet.
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Date Posted: Jun 24, 2002 3:46 PM |
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I shall post!
Prepare to be confused!
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jun 24, 2002 3:56 PM |
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Suddenly Vader, butted in "I find your lack of brains disturbing" he announced.
The Punks look at him, confused.
"It's simple, while you were thinking of stupid ways, I realised how to tell." Vader said
"Go on..." Jacen said.
"The mutant-Anakin, changes into a rancor when we use the Force on him" Vader explained.
"So we just use the Force on both of them, and see which one mutates!" Tahiri said excitedly.
"Correct," Vader said, and he prepared to choke both Anakins to see which was the real one...
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 24, 2002 4:08 PM |
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The Punks watched on as the two Anakins struggled for breath, then the one on the right turned into a rancor!
"Ha!" Jaina yelled "It worked!"
"Of course it did" Vader said. Then the other Anakin turned into a rancor.
"Erm..." Jaina said, as the two rancors approached them. "I think we'd better go and find my real bro..."
"Do we have to?" Jacen asked.
"I told you we should have shot them both", Tahiri screamed as they all ran back towards the Laboratory.
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Deep inside the Genetics lab, the real Anakin sat in a gloomy cell with water dripping down the walls. At least he hoped it was water...
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 24, 2002 4:44 PM |
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Across the corridor, in an equally dark cell, Vladimir paced around. "I could have ruled the galaxy, but noooooo, I have to end up here, and it's all your fault", he said, pointing at Anakin.
Anakin just shrugged. He couldn't be bothered any more, that mad wierdo guy, had already taken a blood sample then went off to some wierd cloning type place, and had him locked up in here since.
"...and Egor, and that stupid cabbage..." Vladimir was still moaning.
Anakin lay down on the stone slab, that was supposed to be a bed. He'd already tried cutting his way out, but the walls were to thick, and the door must have been made out of cortosis, because his lightsaber shorted out, every time he tried to cut it.
So far he had passed the time by using the Force to rearrange Vladimir's cell.
"...stupid Force using, #### singing, useless Jedi kid..." Vladimir muttered
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 24, 2002 4:45 PM |
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"Well here we are again," said Valin, "I think we lost those rancors."
"They look as scarey as dad on a bad day" Jysella added.
"Well let's find Anakin." Jacen said, "Who's idea was it to sell him anyway?"
Everyone stared at Jaina, who tried to ignore them.
"Well you didn't show much resistance to the idea."
"Comeone, we better keep going if we are going to find him at all." Zekk said.
>DONE!
>Now to bed I must go, before I fall asl-ZZZzzzzzzzz.....
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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solosgal
Total Posts: 909
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Date Posted: Jun 24, 2002 5:33 PM |
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have you seen the fanfiction line by line locked thread?
~**grenn03**~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jun 24, 2002 5:36 PM |
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<Listen People, you cannot post on the story unless you are registered with the Psychopathic Jedi. When you register, you will recieve a rank. And please refrain from ####### on this thread Padme. You and Terminator need to register.>
*~* XO *~*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 25, 2002 12:33 PM |
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<okay...that said p o s t i n g....
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 25, 2002 5:07 PM |
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<Ok, I'm gonna post...>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 25, 2002 5:15 PM |
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Anja stooped low to investigate the small patch of clothing stuck on a jagged piece of stone. "This is definitely what Anakin was wearing when we left him. They must have drug him this way."
Jysella moaned. "I don't like this place. It's cold, and smells like dead fish!"
"Yea, and we must be about to the center of Coruscant by now! We just keep going down...and down...and down..." John muttered.
"...and down...and down...and down," Zekk continued.
"Please...SHUT UP!!!" Tenel Ka screamed at the three.
Tahiri leaned over and whispered in Jacen's ear, "Geeze, ever since she found out we were a pair, she's been kinda cranky. Maybe it's PMS."
Jacen shrugged, and whispered back, "Nah, she's usually worse than this during PMS. It's gotta be something else...something...elusive."
<TBC...>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 25, 2002 5:22 PM |
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Tahiri took a moment to ponder this, then shrugged, and the Punks continued on their way, going down...and down...and down...and down...and...
"Hey, this is weird, this staircase doesn't go down any more!" Jaina pointed out to the others.
"Well, he must be on this floor, then," Valin reasoned.
"...unless we were supposed to take that up staircase 295,264 staircases ago..." Jacen muttered.
*Um...what up starcase, Jacen," Lowie growled. Tenel Ka swore, Zekk groaned, and John fainted.
"Sith, why didn't you tell us there was a different staircase?" Jaina asked, glaring at her twin.
"Well, there's no Anakin down here," Tahiri confirmed sadly. "We have a long trek ahead of us..."
<TBC...>
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Terminator 2100
Total Posts: 1602
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Date Posted: Jun 26, 2002 12:50 PM |
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks) I have registered they said my name is cadet but they haven't gave me a number.
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jun 26, 2002 1:07 PM |
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<Terminator: you didn't post for a long time, and were therefore moved to the unknown list. You might want to go to GB and ask someone to reassign you.>
^^^Cadet 05^^^
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Bounty Hunterz
Total Posts: 349
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Date Posted: Jun 26, 2002 2:00 PM |
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How do i register?
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jun 26, 2002 2:02 PM |
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<Go to the site: [url] http://www.galacticbasic.net[/url] ask furday or Rogue to sign you up.>
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jun 26, 2002 2:03 PM |
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Argh, that came out messed up... sorry. http://www.galacticbasic.net/
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Bounty Hunterz
Total Posts: 349
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Date Posted: Jun 26, 2002 2:06 PM |
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tell Rogue i have Everything on the action figures old and new I have the archive at my house!
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Tahiri Skywalker
Total Posts: 3
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Date Posted: Jun 26, 2002 5:43 PM |
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Hello there! Solo here, just wanted to say hi
~#*Green 6*#~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jun 27, 2002 9:45 AM |
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>*GASP!* I'm going to post! Does this mean the end is near...? Sticks, I'm going to assume that your TBC two days ago is void, k?<
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jun 27, 2002 10:31 AM |
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"Well you all seemed so sure that we were going the right way, I decided to keep my trap shut!" Jacen hollered.
Zekk clamped a hand over his brother-in-laws mouth. "Shut up! Sith, you could wake the dead with all your yelling!" he hissed.
Jacen hung his head in resignation, and Jaina gave it a whack as she walked past him. "Ow," he said casually.
"SHH!" everyone ordered simultaneously.
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jun 27, 2002 10:32 AM |
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***
"Vlady!" Anakin yelled. "Who cares! How much can one man complain?!"
"Well excuse me," he replied rudely. "Is it MY fault we're stuck in here? Just because I held you all captive and built the Death Cabbage? Is that any reason to lock me up in here?!" The pathetic man was almost in tears.
"Um, yes!"
"Well you don't have to be so curt about it. Do you have any idea what I am sitting in?"
"I don't want an idea, thank you." Anakin shook his head in disgust.
"Quite frankly, I think it's whatever is left of what was in here before me--"
"I said I didn't want to know!" Anakin yelled, hitting Vladamir with a Force blow that threw him against the wall with a thud and a crack. "The Force!" he yelled. "Duh!"
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jun 27, 2002 10:33 AM |
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Anakin walked to the cell door and reached into the Force, finding the locking mechanism... found it had to catches to it... pulled them apart and opened the door with a push. Anakin smiled and shut the door behind him with a heavy clang.
Vladamir's jaw dropped as Anakin skipped happily past his cell and out towards freedom.
Well, there's still one thing I haven't tried..... "HEELLLLP!!!"
***
The very sweat-drenched and tired Punks sat on the stairs for a rest.
"Jacen," Anja said between gasps for air. "I swear... I should ... kill... you ... now... you stupid... nerf-herder."
"It... should only be... another two... or three... staircases now."
Lowie growled tiredly, [There are 400 steps per stair case, not including landings, you stupid excuse for a tree stump.]
"You actually... counted?" Jaina asked.
Lowie nodded slowly. Jaina shook her head.
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jun 27, 2002 10:33 AM |
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Jaina sat up abruptly as a thought hit her. "Who's watching my children?"
"Oh no," mumbled Anja.
Suddenly Jaina wasn't tired anymore and was draggin her companions to their feet. "Come on!" She began to run up the stairs.
"Anja?" Jacen forced out. "Is that offer to kill me still open?"
"Grandpa vader," Zekk said, "You're wheezing very loudly."
"Eeee eeeee," Vader answered.
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jun 27, 2002 10:34 AM |
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***
Anakin ran through corridor after corridor, smelling foul stench after foul stench, and fighting to keep down his tiny lunch. He opened yet another door labeled DO NOT ENTER, and nearly fell down a long stair case.
"Well, why not?" he muttered to himself, and began to trot down the stairs.
"247, 248, 249, 250, 537, 284, oh, whatever." He just kept going down... and down... and down... and down... and down... "...and down... and down... and down... and AAAHHHH!"
"AAAAHHHH!" screamed the Punks, trying not to fall back down the stairs.
"Ani! Where were you?!" shouted Jacen.
"SHH!"
"That up staircase back there," Anakin getured back the way he had come.
Jaina hit Jacen over the head again. "Nerf herder!"
"Ow."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jun 27, 2002 10:35 AM |
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"Wait," Zekk spoke up. "How do we know this is the real Anakin?"
"Here, I'll choke him," Vader offered.
"What?!" was Anakin's noisy response.
Vader ignored the protests and got Anakin in a Force choke. When he didn't change into a rancor, Vader lifted him into the air.
"Grandpa! I think that's enough." Jaina said. "I think he's the real one.
Vader dropped him. "Of course I'm the real one! How many mes are there???"
"Including you?" Anja said. "Three."
"Okay, great. We're all so glad we found you. Now, can we get the Sith out of here so I can find my children?!" Jaina shouted.
No one dared to protest.
>All done! Wow. That was my first post since resigning....<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Former Commander*=*=*=*=
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Jun 27, 2002 9:10 PM |
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<Upping this to where it belongs: the first page!>
^^^Cadet 05^^^
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 7:45 AM |
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The Punks and Chief of State Vader hurried towards the "up" staircase. Jaina sprinted into the lead,obviously concerned about her children.
Watching her run past the others made Vader remember his days as a driver turned announcer on the Podracing circuit.
"And there goes number 3, to the inside of number 9 and oh, a viscious backhand the face and he's down! But here comes number 5 to challenge her, but 3 shoves him into the railing! That's gotta hurt! And as they come into the final furlong it's number 3 being chased by number 1 and down the stretch they come and number 3 wins it by a nose!"
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 7:46 AM |
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Vader received a smattering of applause for his race commentary.
Jaina stood at the entrance to the "up" staircase, flushed with the thrill of victory. Second place Tahiri leaned against the railing, out of breath. Both Jacen and Anakin (the real one) lay on the ground, moaning in pain from their injuries.
"Man oh,man, that was exciting!" said Chief of State Vader. "It makes me want to get back in a Podracer again!"
>Done<
0))) Commander (((0
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 7:50 AM |
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>Furday, have you been watching Nascar again? That was ... random, but good!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 1:56 PM |
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> Random? What's that? ;)
> I shall be posting immediatly :)
-=-=-= Stead Three -=-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 2:22 PM |
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They walked over to the airtaxi depot, so they could get back to Imperial City.
"Come on, Bro!" Jacen yelled at Anakin, who was quite a way behind.
"I'm right here," said Anakin, who was actually walking beside Jacen.
"Uh oh, not again" commented Valin.
Vader turned round to see what the matter was, and there was three Anakins walking with them.
"Oh....... fiddlesticks..." he said.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 3:36 PM |
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"Ah well", said Tahiri, "just do the choke thingy again - I want MY Anakin back!"
"If I must..." Vader said, and he started choking the first Anakin
Jacen and Zekk were whispering behind all the Punks.
"Are you sure all this use of the Dark Side is good for Chief of State Vader's health?" Zekk asked.
"His health?" Jacen said, "he's an old asthematic guy, with mostly robotic limbs and organs, how could his health get any worse?"
"I guess you're right" said Zekk.
By now there was one Anakin, and two rancors left, the Punks had discovered that the rancors didn't seem to like lightsabers, so they were slowly retreating back to the complex.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 3:36 PM |
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"Just to make sure..." Vader said
"Nooooo-ah-argh!" screamed Anakin.
"Okay I think he's the real one, Grandpa!" Jaina yelled.
"You kids alays spoil my fun..." Vader commented.
"Vader, release him!" Tahiri yelled.
Vader relesed him, obviously scared by Tahiri's sudden outburst.
"This bickering is pointless!" Jaina added.
Suddnely, withough warning, Vader ran off screaming.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 3:58 PM |
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"What do you suppose that was all about?" Valin asked.
The Punks all shrugged, and headed off towards the airtaxi depot.
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They finally arrived a few minutes later.
"Can ah help you kids?" the airtaxi depot manager said.
"Yeah we need to get to Imperial City, can you take us there?" Jaina asked.
"Wow, you sure are way away from there!" The manager said. "Imp. City is right over the other side of the planet!" he laughed crazily.
"Well, we really need to get there" Jacen told him.
"Yeah well it's gonna cost ya, y'know, you got some way of paying for this trip?" he said.
"Yeah," Jacen said, then pointed to himself, Jaina and Anakin, "we are Han and Leia Solo's kids."
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 3:59 PM |
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The depot manager gave out an almighty roar of laughter. "If I had a cred. for every bunch of nerfherders that tried to pull that one on me, I could sell up and go live with the Solos!"
"Sure..." Jacen said, rolling his eyes. "How about if I told you we are the Jedi Punks?"
"Who?" the manager said.
"Never mind" Jaina said, "look we promise we can pay you."
"Well I'll see what I can do..." he said, still not convinced.
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TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 4:14 PM |
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"Whoah, I used to think those things were fast!" Anakin said, as they paid the airtaxi driver two days later.
"Yeah, but you don't usually take an airtaxi half-way across a planet." Jacen said.
"Well, here is the Falcon's landing pad, but it's not here" said Valin.
Just then, Jaina and Zekk got back from checking the Solo's apartment. "Nobody there, Jaina said, not even Uncle Luke and Aunt Mara."
"I need to know who's got my kids!" jaina exclaimed.
"Hey!" said Valin, "Maybe they're round at our place!"
"Good idea, Valin", Zekk said. "Let's go and find Corran and Mirax."
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 28, 2002 4:18 PM |
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Meanwhile, Cheif of State Vader was back in his office at the top of the Imperial Palace.
He was in a meeting with a psychiatrist.
"Those kids are driving me insane!" he said, "They're all EVIL!"
> g2g... sorry
>DONE!
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Date Posted: Jun 29, 2002 2:38 PM |
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> Okay, nobody has posted...
> I'll finish what I was doing last night :)
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jun 29, 2002 2:58 PM |
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"And why do you think that?" The Psychiatrist, Dr Battenburg, said.
"I'm not really sure," Vader admitted, "but... Tarkin... Hmm..."
"Okay," said Dr Battenburg, "We have started to get results. But I think I need to go further into your subconsious."
"A mind probe?" Vader asked. "I don't like the sound of that."
"No, I'll just hypnotise you, and ask you a few questions, then we can some answers to your problem." the Doctor told him.
"Okay, doc, lets get this over with." Vader said.
"Yes" said Battenburg, as he got out a pendulum, and began swinging it in front of Vader's mask. "Right then... You are feeling sleepy..." he began.
"No I'm not" Vader interrupted.
"Just listen to the words, and concentrate on the pendulum, and stay completely relaxed." Battenburg told Vader.
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The Jedi Punks arrived at the Horn's Coruscant apartment.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 29, 2002 3:25 PM |
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"Sure, come in. Nice of you to drop by." Mirax said, then shot Valin and Jysella a piercing glare that would have melted Mandalorian Armour.
"So do you know where my kids are?" Jaina asked frantically.
"Yes, your parents dropped them round a couple of days ago, me and Corran have been taking care of them for you."
"Thanks!" Jaina said, and she and Zekk ran off to check on the kids."
"Dad? Looking after babies?" Valin commented.
"Well..." Mirax said, "I looked after them."
"Where's dad?" asked Jysella.
"He went for a walk," Mirax told her daughter, "I don't think he likes babies."
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back at Vader's office, Dr Battenberg had finally got Vader hypnotised...
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 29, 2002 3:34 PM |
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Battenberg decided to have a bit of fun before he began work.
"When I click my fingers, you will be a TIE Fighter!" he said, laughing already. The n he clicked his fingers...
Vader immediatly shot up out of the chair, and started racing around the room, complete with sound effects, they sounded a little dodgey because of he helmet, but Batternberg was rolling around the floor in laughter anyway.
"Fire!" Battenberg yelled.
Vader started making blaster noises.
"Okay sit back down."
"Vader slowly glided his imaginary TIE around back to his chair, and slowly sat back down, finishing the impression with a "Clunk!"
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 29, 2002 3:58 PM |
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"So," Battenberg continued. "What is your name?"
"Danakirth Skyvader" Vader said.
"Hee! Hee!" laughed the Doctor. "And what is your favourite colour?"
"Pink" Vader said.
At this Dr Battenberg crumpled up into a heap of laughter and fell off his chair.
getting back up, he decided he'd had his fun, and got down to the series business.
"Tell me more about Tarkin." he said.
"I used to have nightmares about him," Vader said. "he was the scariest person I've ever met. Especially when you tell him that he should start using some anti-aging cream..."
"Good we--" Battenberg started, but suddenly Vader was up out of his seat.
"YOU!" he bellowed.
"Um..."
"You were making a fool of me!" Vader yelled. "It took a while for me to realise, but I eventually realised that TIE Fighter thing."
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 29, 2002 4:00 PM |
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"Oh about that..." the Psychiatrist said.
Vader gave one almighty Force Push, and sent the terrified Doctor flying straight out of the top floor office window of the Imperial Palace.
"Well that's my therapy over." He said, then glanced at the chrono on the wall opposite. "And there's still time for lunch"
On his way out he tapped the commlink to his secretary. "We need my office window repairing."
His secretery said something.
"Yes again." Vader said.
> DONE!
> Phew, I've been busy on this story just recently :D
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 29, 2002 5:38 PM |
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<LOL, sorry that I didn't finish my TBC...the message boards all of a sudden weren't working...that's ok though.>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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