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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 9:31 AM |
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Anakin stared through the huge mask's two eyes at the other 'Tweenies'. They were just as frightened and confused as he was. Troopers aimed blaster rifles at them.
"I know, I wanna sing a song!" One of the other's exclaimed nervously.
"Yes, and let's dance! Puch the button, um, Fizz."
Anakin took a step back, horrified. his horror was suddenly replaced by terror, however, as he heard a blood curdling yell and found himself whisked off the ground and swinging up amoungst the holocams.
"Aaaahahah," came the tarzan yell again. Anakin looked at his rescuer.
"Threepio?" He stared.
"Master Anakin, we're doomed!" They slammed against the opposite wall, Anakin squezed between the droid's metallic torso and the equally metallic wall. They slumped to the ground.
tbc
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 9:33 AM |
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The troopers, coming out of their daze, turned and stared at them. THen, they began to apporach them. Anakin yanked off the mask, and, using the force, managed to knock seven of the tweleve troopers flat onto hteir backs. Anakin and Threepio fled, the remaining troopers in hot pursuit.
"Master Anakin, do you know where you're lightsaber is?"
"Nope."
They kept running. Well, Anakin ran, Threepio minced along behind him as fast as he could, but was soon left behind. Anakin didn't spare a thought for his rescuer as he dived through closing blast doors and ducked blaster fire, skidding around the corner and back into the hangar bay.
tbc
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 9:34 AM |
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His first thought was to dive into a ship and get out of there, but he realsied that that would mean leaving the droids behind. Actually, he realised that he had no idea how to fly any of the ships in front of him, but using the droids to justify his actions quelled his conscience a little. Ducking under the cannopy of a broken X-wing, he crouched under the seat until the troopers had given him up for lost.
Climbing out, he stared around the hangar bay again. He scrambled down the nose of the x-wing and dropped carefully to the floor, wishing Tahiri were with him.
* * *
"Anakin wishes I was there!" Tahiri exclaimed suddenly over the radio.
"So?" Jaina replied scathingly, "all that shows is that he's in trouble."
"We should go back!" Tahiri burst out.
"Why?" Jaina shot back.
"um, because, um," Tahiri paused to think, "No, you're right, not much point, is there?"
* * *
tbc (damn this awkward post count thing!)
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 9:34 AM |
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"Artoo? Threepio?" Anakin wandered around the hangar, wishes he'd checked to see which door he had come in by. "Aaaartoooo! Threeeepiooooo!" There was no reply.
*stead06*
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 12:03 PM |
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>Up, and BTW, is Killy still with the Punks? I havent seen her mentioned in a while.
Green01<
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 2:35 PM |
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< i think we have gone back to origanal characters>
./. Stead 7 ./.
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Mjade2005
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 2:43 PM |
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"Oh dear,where has he gone?" asked a very frightened(what else is new) Threepio.
"whoooo, wrhoooo" said a very familiar little mechanical voice.
"Artoo Detoo, it is you! It is you!" cried Threepio, "What do you mean i was to slow and got left behind, you bucket of tin bolts?"
"<i meant that since you can't run and can only shuffle you got left behind>" replied the little droid.
"Then were do we go to find MAster Anakin?" asked 3PO.
./. Stead 7 ./.
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 2:47 PM |
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>(Y'all keep forgetting those brackets! I know I'm not in charge anymore, but that's kinda habitual....)
>Yeah, I resigned as Commander, and Furday has taken over. Apparently, everything is running fine. I just wanted y'all to know that I'm still keeping up with the story.
>Commander (that sounds strangely sad coming from me... :sniff:), Can you put me on Green? I am still following the story, after all. Thanks!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~(the y'all is still mine!)
=*=*=*=*Former Commander*=*=*=*=(as is the =* design! You can't have it!)
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 2:52 PM |
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<Podracer i shall give you the rank of Green 5 and let everyone know that..
He he my first giving out of ranks and it is my former commander>
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 2:53 PM |
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<i mean green 4>
./. stead 7 ./.
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 3:19 PM |
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<nope i was right the first time>
./. stead 7 ./.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 7:32 PM |
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<Ok podracer, you're all set.>
The hanger was eerily quiet. Anakin wandered amongst the ships on the floor. He noticed that some of them appeared to be smashed flat. Curious, Anakin ambled over to inspect one of the flattened ships.
The large oblong shape infront of him had been at one time a freighter. Now, it was a mass of crushed metal and the remains of any crew members who had been onboard at the time.
Anakin turned away from the grisly spectacle, wondering what had caused the ship and crew's untimely demise.
TBC
0))) Commander (((0
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: May 24, 2002 7:34 PM |
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<Ok podracer, you're all set.>
The hanger was eerily quiet. Anakin wandered amongst the ships on the floor. He noticed that some of them appeared to be smashed flat. Curious, Anakin ambled over to inspect one of the flattened ships.
The large oblong shape infront of him had been at one time a freighter. Now, it was a mass of crushed metal and the remains of any crew members who had been onboard at the time.
Anakin turned away from the grisly spectacle, wondering what had caused the ship and crew's untimely demise.
TBC
0))) Commander (((0
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: May 25, 2002 5:56 AM |
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Anakin turned at a sudden groaning noise. It seemed to be coming from above him. Anakin looked up at the ceiling of the hanger.
"Is it just me, or is that ceiling getting lower?" he thought to himself.
The ceiling continued its descent. Anakin realised that if he didn't find a way out of the hangar, he'd be as flat as some of the ships.
Anakin quickly searched for a door that would open and let him out. It was no use. All the doors seemed to be locked. Hearing a crunching noise, Anakin turned to look.
The descending ceiling was now crushing the top wing of one of the shuttles.
Time was running out.
>Done<
0))) Commander (((0
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 25, 2002 10:32 AM |
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Ok, I'm gonna post
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 25, 2002 10:36 AM |
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Anakin reached in his pocket and took out a comlink. Comlink? Where'd I get a comlink? he wondered to himself. Anakin shrugged, and said into the comlink. "Threepio? Threepio, do you copy? Come in Threepio! Oh, where could he be?"
***
Artoo and Threepio walked along. "I wonder where Master Anakin has gone. Oh, I should try the comlink I suppose," Threepio said to his companion. "Wait a min, where'd I get a comlink anyways?" Threepio shrugged, or would have if he could have.
<Done>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 25, 2002 3:31 PM |
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< for lack of anything creative to say,all i'm doing now is bumping...so, bump!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~ :D
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: May 25, 2002 10:03 PM |
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<We are cows.
We are cows wearing purple silk dresses with golden thread.
The hunters are coming.
If they catch us, they will make us wear orange velvet with yellow satin bows.
We must run away from the hunters.
Far, far away....
Like my little poem? Heh heh heh....
Cadet 06>
*Bump*
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Czulkang
Total Posts: 1024
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Date Posted: May 25, 2002 10:05 PM |
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< for lack of anything creative to say,all i'm doing now is bumping...so, bump!>
Heh heh...I've had a lack of anything creative to say for the past two months...
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Date Posted: May 26, 2002 2:06 AM |
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>here's a thought, the mods have started to lock threads that get bumped often, especially by their creators. Podracer may be around less from now on, but I think they'll go equally hard on hte rest of us if we keep bumbing and not writing<
*stead06*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 26, 2002 10:58 AM |
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Hey, I'm posting!
See:
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 26, 2002 11:06 AM |
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"Master Anakin, Master Anakin?" Threepio said into the comlink.
"Threepio!" a voice screamed back.
"Oh, good, your allright. Artoo says-" Threepio started.
"Will you shut up and listen to me? Shut down all the garbage mashers on the torture level! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the torture level!!!" Anakin screamed into the comlink.
Artoo beeped. "No! Shut them all down!" Threepio yelled. He heard a scream on the other end. "He's dying! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough," Threepio whined to Artoo.
"I'm all right!" Anakin yelled.
"He's all right! Thank the makers!" Threepio cried joyously, and gave Artoo a hug, or would have if he could have bent over that far. Instead, he just placed his hand on Artoo's metal dome.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Bluemoon071
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Date Posted: May 26, 2002 11:41 AM |
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World this is Bluemoon and this is cool Stars is cool ok *~Bye~* Peace!!! STAR WARS ROCKS!
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 26, 2002 7:47 PM |
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<me post>
After Anakin left the garbage compactor he wandered further through the giant cabbage. Still hungry, he screamed at the cruel Universe
"I hate salad!"
"I want food! I want food! This show sucks!"
After he siad that Vladimir popped out of a doorway.
"Anakin! I have the droids. You can either do commercials for the show or leave the droids behind forever!
"Well, thats not too hard. threepi droped me as a baby so forget him."
Vladimir "ahhh, but i have tahiri! and clones! and iv'e got ysalimiri'
TBC
(-*=cadet05=*-)
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 26, 2002 7:59 PM |
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C
"See, Anakin, I have everything! Everything you punks ever faced! And I've got something new- subliminal messaging! And the Hip-Hop Wraiths! You''l never stop me now!"replied Vladdimir.
"Big whup, man. We've taken down more than you before. And remember, you ain't a jedi."
"But I've researched everything about you! I know all that you've faced!"
"Whoa, dude, get a life! I know some ##### *ahem emp.dan* but that almost tops it."
"Well, we'll have a vote then. Whoever wins, has to do country-classical music for eternity with emp.dan!"
<I'm gonna do a vote in the psycho jedi section at galactic so plz vote.
Okay I wanna use the Hip-Hop Wraiths, but otherwise somebody just post. Bring Tahiri in somehow, and Ikrit.
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 27, 2002 11:53 AM |
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<ok, guys, this is getting annoying. will someone post please? i would but i can't think of anything! it's summer, my brain is fried! :) >
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 27, 2002 12:22 PM |
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<Hey someone should use the country classic sober emp.dan and idea from galactic basic.
I have finals to study so i can't write.>
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 28, 2002 9:41 AM |
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<answer first emp dan = vlad
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 28, 2002 11:47 AM |
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<Arrgh we need a new villain. Sobrierty got the mst votes bu tahiri pointed out that we've already done that...
And nobody voted other!>
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Beeurd's Girl
Total Posts: 225
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Date Posted: May 28, 2002 1:15 PM |
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>Hey all, I might be able to post but it will be a while, like the end of the week.
I like the thing with Anakin and the commlink...
How original!!!!! :D<
*~*cadet 02*~*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: May 28, 2002 2:05 PM |
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Hey, Bluemoon! you made it!
Everyone...Bluemoon here is my best friend...I'm showing her around.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 28, 2002 6:01 PM |
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<Heya, Bluemoon!>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 29, 2002 9:10 AM |
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Hey, welcome>
*-*_cadet 05_*-*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: May 29, 2002 4:45 PM |
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Hi there Bluemoon! Welcome to our story!
0))) Commander (((0
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 29, 2002 6:59 PM |
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<ok, everyone, it's time for a story save. me post!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 29, 2002 7:15 PM |
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Anakin narrowed his eyes. "An eternity of country music? That doesn't sound fair. What if we don't want to vote on it?"
Vladmir look surprised. "Why, you have to vote. It's in the contract."
"Hey, wait, I never signed a contract!" Anakin exclaimed.
"That's right, you didn't, did you? Oh, well, we can fix that. You just sign here, on behalf of the Punks." As if by magic, a long contract appeared in Vladmir's hands, and he waved it at Anakin.
"Can I read it first?" asked Anakin.
"Come on now, we don't have a century for you to read this! Just sign, please."
Anakin chewed on his lower lip thoughtfully. Then, with two little poofs, an angel and a demon appeared on each shoulder. "My shoulder angels!" he exclaimed. "Ok, guys, what do I do?"
The small angel on his right, strumming a harp, smiled. "Don't sign anything unless you've read it first. Didn't your manager tell you that?"
TBC
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 29, 2002 7:15 PM |
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The small red mini Anakin demon with horns cut in. "Aww, what does he know? Look at him! He's playing a string thingy!"
The mini angel Anakin glared, crossing his arms. "We've been over this before. It's a harp."
"Whatever. OK, listen Anakin, I've got three reasons to sign the contract. First of all, look at that guy. He's wearing a dress!"
"It's a robe!" cut in the angel.
"Second of all, he's playing a stringy-thingy."
"A harp!" shouted the mini Anakin angel.
"And third of all, look at what I can do!" the demon leapt onto the contract, and did a one handed- handstand, spinning around.
TBC
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 29, 2002 7:16 PM |
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C
Anakin cleared his throat, looking confused. "Uh, what does that have to do wiht anything?"
The angel shook his head. "No, no, he's got a point."
"Guys, this isn't helping me." Anakin said.
"So, uh, if you would please, uh what do I say, be gone?"
The shoulder angel and shoulder demon both said, "That'll work." and disappeared in a plume of smoke.
"Ok, great. Now what do I do?" Anakin sighed, running a hand through his hair.
"Just sign the contract, and then, hey, you don't like Zekk much, do you? You can vote to have him play country music for the rest of eternity!" Vladmir said enthusiastically.
< have you guys seen The Emporor's New Groove think the scene with Cronck, or however you spell it, with his "shoulder angels"? think that scene... oh, yeah,all done!>
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 29, 2002 7:17 PM |
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<oh, yeah, hi Bluemoon!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: May 30, 2002 12:31 PM |
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< Thanx everyone for giving her such a warm welcome....next time...I'll show her Galactic basic.....>
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 30, 2002 4:25 PM |
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<Lol... the thread is getting too unoriginal...No offense or anything but the last few pages have had nothing-un-real-world...
Of course, it is summer...;)
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 31, 2002 3:53 PM |
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<lol, unoriginal? nah.... ;)>
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 31, 2002 5:23 PM |
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<me post...>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 31, 2002 5:35 PM |
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Luke rubbed his hands together. "But are you sure that it will work, Qui?"
Qui Xux shook her blue head. "No, Master Skywalker. But, you forget, I also designed a machine to destroy worlds. I am sure that I can create a giant cabbage cooker."
Luke sighed. "I am sure you are right. I had this feeling that Vladmir was a shady character, and, I mean, come on, what are the odds of an actual giant cabbage hovering in orbit?"
Qui hesitated for a moment. "Approximately 3,270,026 to 1."
"Never tell me the odds!" Luke exclaimed. "Anyways, I'm not sure what effect this will have on the New Republic. I mean, if you take the biggest band in the galaxy, and put it on a hit show, and then you cook the place where the show is filmed, this could have a negative effect on the popularity of the Jedi galaxy wide!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 31, 2002 5:37 PM |
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C
Qui smiled. "Yes, but if you think that this 'Vladmir' is holding your niece and nephews and their friends against their will, measures need to be taken to ensure their safety."
Mara smiled, standing at Luke's side. "Well put, Qui. Just how long do you think it will take to create the orbital cabbage cooker?"
"Not too long. You forget, I designed the Death Star. After that, it is only a matter of modifying the plans."
Luke frowned. "I thought Kyp removed your memories of that stuff."
"Yes, he did, but I still remember bits and pieces, and then, if you look at a scaled up cabbage cooker, you can cross the plans to create an orbital cooker." said Qui.
"Well, I am glad you can assist us with this...farmboy, are you sure about this? The show is good...and if Leia found out that you were the one to shut down the show, she just might try pulling a me, and vow to kill you." Mara commented.
Luke grimaced. "I'd rather not think of that right now." <done!>
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Date Posted: Jun 1, 2002 3:17 PM |
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dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-oh!
I'll post...
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Jun 1, 2002 3:32 PM |
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Qui Xux got to work straight away, designing the orbital cabbage cooker to, well, cook the cabbage...
Meanwhile, Luke, Han, and Vader tried to figure out a plan that would lure the Death Cabbage into the cabbage cooker.
"I've got it!" Luke shouted.
"Big deal," said Han, "it's not that hard to get all four space-stations in monopoly"
"We need those plans!" Vader bellowed
"Oh yeah."
Luke and Han left their game alone and got back to figuring out the plans. A few minutes later, Luke had an idea.
"I've got an idea!" Luke exclaimed for the millionth time that day.
"No it won't!" Han said, "We already tried that."
They sat down yet again to think of tactics that would work.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 1, 2002 3:58 PM |
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Jacen, who had been quietly sitting in the corner, out of the way, spoke up.
"Just a thought," he said, "do you think you could engineer a good clone of Grand Admiral Thrawn?"
Luke was just about to say no, when Vader stopped him:
"No need," he said, "Grand Admiral Thrawn is a good friend of mine, he controls the Imperial Republic military"
"What?" everyone else said together.
"Why are you so surprised?" Vader asked.
"Why don't you get him to make the plans?" Luke said.
"Best idea you've had all day." Vader mumbled.
"I suppose he'll tell us next that Yoda lived too..."
TBC...
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Date Posted: Jun 1, 2002 4:07 PM |
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"Don't you watch the holonews?" Vader asked, "Master Yoda has been presenting a news show for decades!"
Luke gasped. "Why didn't you tell me?"
"You never asked" Vader replied, and strode out of the roiom to contact Thrawn.
Luke went over to the holoset and turned it onto the news.
"Huge cabbage around Coruscant orbiting, there is" a familiar voice said.
"That's him!" Luke yelled exitedly. "I have to go and see him!"
"What about the cabbage?" Han said
"...future of cabbage clouded it is!" Yoda said in the background.
"See the cabbages future is clouded." Luke reasoned
"Oh come on..."
"You're right, I can go and see him afterwards." Luke admitted
>DONE<
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jun 2, 2002 10:04 AM |
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<This Bump brought to you by:
Blended Ewok! Yub Yub! It's Good!
Now available in new: vuello nut!
Enjoy!!!>
*~* 1st Officer *~*
~Rogue
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jun 2, 2002 2:30 PM |
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<this bump is also brought to you by Blended Ewok...
Blended Ewok Yub Yub! it's good!
Also try new ryshcate flavor!
*~* First Officer *~*
~Rogue
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 2, 2002 3:16 PM |
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<I'm a little confused...are the Punks still on their ship along with Vader, Luke, Leia, and Han, and Anakin, Threepio, and Artoo still on the giant cabbage, or are all the punks on the cabbage?>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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I think Anakin, Artoo, and Threepio are still on the Cabbage, and everyone else is wherever they want to be...
I think...
-=-=-= Stead Three =-=-=-
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 2, 2002 6:40 PM |
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Just then....Tahiri had an Idea.
"I have an Idea!" she yelled, as she jumped up from her seat.
"Where have I heard that before..." Zekk grumbled. Tahiri was about to say something when somebody walked in.
"I know where!" he said. "It was just after--" He never got to finish his sentence, because he was pelted with pillows.
"Go away Kyp!" Jaina yelled. "I just finally get to see my babies again when you walk in and scare them!" She tried to soothe the children.
"How do I scare them?"
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 2, 2002 6:40 PM |
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Tenel Ka replied. "Kyp my...er, well Kyp, if you had to look at your face, you would be scared too!" Kyp looked puzzled, but Qui Xux broke the awkward silence.
"You!" She yelled, her smoothe features suddenly took on an edge. "You ruined my life!" She jumped on him like a Vonsknor hunting ysalimari.
The punks watched the brawl, clearly amused, when Luke broke it up. "we're supposed to be helping Anakin!" Nobody seemed to listen, so he pulled the two apart through the force.
<sorry, just had to make things more confusing...>
*~* 1st Officer *~*
~Rogue
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jun 3, 2002 1:59 PM |
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<This bump brought to you by Blended Ewok!
Now available in Grass flavor! The perfect flavor for your enemy!
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: Jun 3, 2002 2:16 PM |
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<my post>
"You bloody #######, You ruined- Whoa hey what the..." yelled Qui Xux as she was pulled apart from Kyp.
"MAsteri could have taken her on my own."
"sure you could. But we need her memory this time, Kyp and it would take a long time to teach her everything she knows now."
"so can we get back to saving Anakin?" asked Tahiri.
<sorry vacation has started and i'm not thinking straight>
./. Steadfast 07 ./.
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: Jun 3, 2002 2:40 PM |
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<since when was B.a.s.t.a.r.d a bad word?>
./. Steadfast 07 ./.
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Date Posted: Jun 3, 2002 2:51 PM |
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well quite a while actually...
although the amount of things that are sensored here I'm suprised bloody isn't... it's worse than hell and i'm sure that used to be sensored...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 3, 2002 3:40 PM |
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Allright, I'll post...or try to anyways.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 3, 2002 3:56 PM |
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Anakin, meanwhile, was facing the most difficult decision of his life. "No...but...well...if...I dunno..."
"Just sqush the stupid spidder, and be done with it!" Vladimir yelled, clearly annoyed.
"No, the poor thing never did anything to you!" a very distressed Anakin yelled back, then carefully picked the furry arachnid and placed it outta harm's way.
"There, you saved the world, now can we please get on about signing the contract?" Vladimir said, yawning.
Anakin glared at him. "I'm not gonna sign this, I could be throwing my life away." He thought a moment, then snatched the pen off the table, and signed the contract.
Vladimir looked confused. "I thought you weren't gonna sign it."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 3, 2002 4:12 PM |
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Ok, never mind, I'm not gonna post.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Jun 3, 2002 5:46 PM |
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<me post>
After Anakin signed the contract, he said triumphantly,
"Well, now that you're my slave, the first thing i want you to do is-"
Anakin cut him off, "Excuse me? I didn't actually sign the contract. I didn't put an o on the end. Therefore the contract is from you to me!"
"I don't beleive that. Prove it."
"oh, fine..."
Anakin pulled out a foot high hardback from his pocket, named "1001 ways to cheat on contracts, and handed it to Vladimir.
"Hey, how'd you carry that in your pocket?" asked Vladimir.
"Just read the damm book already!" shouted Anakin impatiently.
"Hmmm...Let's see...Shavit! You're right! And I actually wrote this book."
TBC
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Jun 3, 2002 5:57 PM |
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C
Meanwhile...
Admiral Thrawn had arrived at Vader's request, but he diagreed with Qui Xux's plan.
"Why don't we just put a virus on the cabbage so it rots and everyone has to leave?" he said.
Vader put in, "We also need to capture Vladimir...Or he can escape the cabbage and start a new broadcasting station..."
Qui Xux said, "We could just bring in Iceheart and she'll make Vladimir stay on the cabbage...C'mon we can use the cooker to make a giant barbecue when we're done with the cabbage."
Everyone in the room except Kyp, who claimed he was a vegetarian, ( I think he's there...) agreed, and then Vader choked Kyp into submission. So then the debate went back to lure Vladimir into the cooker.
In the end Vader came with the idea to offer Vladimir a contract on Galacto-Fox if he surrendered the cabbage, and they put together the contracr, not knowing of the ook on cheatingcontracts...
<there I'm done>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 4, 2002 3:35 PM |
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*BuMp*
~*:)*~ SfP oNe ~*:)*~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jun 6, 2002 9:27 AM |
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<Bump...>
*~* 1st Officer *~*
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solosgal
Total Posts: 909
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Date Posted: Jun 6, 2002 2:55 PM |
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the plot thickens...........
~~*green 03*~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 6, 2002 4:41 PM |
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Ok, I'll post
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 6, 2002 4:49 PM |
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"Hmm...now what am I gonna do to make you my slave? I tried telling you I had your droids and Tahiri, but that didn't work, I tried the contract, but that didn't work either. Hmm..." Vladimir murmured.
"Um...Mr. Vladimir, sir, may I suggest something?" Anakin asked.
"Sure, why not."
"Why don't you take a vacation. You look like you could use one. I could even be your travel agent," Anakin suggested.
Vladimir sighed. "I can't. I need to take over the galaxy first, then maybe I'll think about taking a vacation. But you'll be the first one I call when I do decide to take one."
Anakin handed him a business card. "Here, my number's on there."
"Psycho Travel Service," Vladimir read aloud. He grinned, then pocketed the card. "Now where were we?"
"The part where you're trying to make me into your slave."
"Oh, right."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 6, 2002 4:59 PM |
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Just then a voice came over the giant cabbage's speakers, and Vladimir jumped, falling over into a canister of Blended Ewok. "Attention, Lord Vladimir! The is Chief of State Vader! Surrender at once, and we'll give you a free contract, or be destroyed along with your giant cabbage!"
"Ouch, stupid speakers, I knew I had them too loud," Vladimir said, climbing out of the canister, drenched in berry flavored Blended Ewok, and rubbing his butt in pain. He stood up, and hollered, "I will never surrender! I am a warlord, like my father before me!"
"So be it, warlord," Vader shot back. "Ok, guys, time for a barbeque!" Anakin grinned, and shot out of the room.
"Hey! Come back here!" Vladimir shouted, trying to catch him, but instead slipping and falling on his face. "Ouch."
<done!>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Jun 7, 2002 10:24 AM |
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<bump!!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Jun 7, 2002 2:38 PM |
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<this bump brought to you by Bluemoon071...who says "Hi" to all of you!>
~Rogue
*~* 1st Officer *~*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 8, 2002 6:09 PM |
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<Ok, I'm gonna post>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 8, 2002 6:31 PM |
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A few hours later, Vader, Anakin, and the others sat, enjoying the last remains of the giant cabbage. Anakin burped. "Whew! I'm stuffed. Don't think I can eat another bite!"
Vader belched. "Wow, never knew cabbage could be so filling.
Leia came up beside Anakin, and placed a hand on his shoulder. "You did well, son."
"I did? At what?" Anakin asked in suprise.
"At starting your own business! You know, Psycho Travel Service!" Leia said.
"Oh, that. That was just a bluff to get out of there." Anakin grinned. "I can't wait to see Jaina's twins! I've been stuck on that giant cabbage for at least a month now...they're probably huge by now!"
"Well, we're on our way back to Coruscant right now, son. You'll get to see them soon enough." Han said, coming up behind the two. "I'd better go check on Vladimir in the hold. Maybe he'd like the rest of his giant produce monster," Han said with a wink.
<Done!>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jun 9, 2002 4:58 PM |
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Me post!
0))) Commander (((0
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jun 9, 2002 5:07 PM |
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Han entered the hold of the Falcon, trying hard not to laugh.
Vladimir sat, holding his stomach and groaning in pain. An empty plate with a few remaining cabbage scraps sat on a cargo container.
"Finished that already? Well, I just happen to have another plate of cabbage right here!" said Han a bit too cheerfully.
Vladimir recoiled in horror, a sick look appearing on his face.
"No! Not more cabbage! Please, I beg of you, anything but that!"
Han looked at Leia.
"Well," he said, "there is one thing..."
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jun 9, 2002 5:18 PM |
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...Hours later...
The Falcon touched down at the Solo's landing platform on Coruscant. Anakin and the others wondered what Han and Leia had in store for Vladimir. They had not said anything about it during the remainder of the trip. Their grandfather hadn't been of much help either.
"If I don't know, then nobody knows!" he said in response to their question.
The Punks walked off the Falcon's landing ramp, followed by Chief of State Vader. Then came Han and Leia, walking a leashed Vladimir infront of them.
The Punks weren't too sure, but something about their parents suggested the worst was yet to come.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jun 9, 2002 5:28 PM |
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"It's getting to be just about right for your,ah, 'punishment'" said Han, looking up at Coruscant's rapidly approaching twilight.
After everyone had refreshed themselves after the trip ( except Vladimir), the Solos chartered two airspeeders. Within minutes, they arrived at the Solo's appartments. Han, Leia, Chief of State Vader, and Vladimir took the first speeder. The Punks crowded into the second one.
Both speeders took off towards their mysterious destination.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jun 9, 2002 5:40 PM |
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Jacen gazed out the window of the speeder at the fading glow of Coruscant's sunset. An unopened can of Blended Ewok lay in his lap.
" I don't like this," he said. "Mom and Dad don't normally do things like this."
Tenel Ka looked out the window as well.
"Friend Jacen, I do not recognize this part of the city." she said. Jacen had to agree. The buildings in the sector seemed more..sinister. Many were in various stages of ruin. Others had few if any windows. There was a mysterious lack of air traffic in sector as well. Combined with the reddish tint of Coruscant's sunset,the place had a surreal feeling to it. Jacen felt as though he was being watched.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Jun 9, 2002 5:58 PM |
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The speeders slowed and Jacen peered out the window again for a better view. It was nightfall now. Givin the lack of windows and public lighting, it was difficult to see in that section of Coruscant.
Both speeders stopped infront of a large building, partially hidden from view.
Tenel Ka noticed Chief of State Vader emerge from the vehicle, and gesture towards the building. Han and Leia came next, grim faced, with Vladimir in tow. When he saw the building, he let out a wail.
By now more than a little curious, the Punks disembarked from their speeder also. Anakin looked up at the front of the building. reading the sign on the building, he hurriedly waved the others over to him.
"What's wrong Anakin?" asked Tahiri.
In response, he pointed upwards toward the poorly lit words on the side of the building.
"Coruscant Planetwide Morgue & Bio-Research Center"
<Done! I'll let someone else think up a grisly punishment!>
0))) Commander (((0
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Jun 9, 2002 8:34 PM |
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<me post>
Leia, Han, and CHeif of State Vader walked up to the fron door of the run-down building and rang the doorbell. After a minute a man wearing a biohazard opened the door and siad to them,
"Well, here for business are you? Ah, yes, Mr. Vladimir that must be...a while back a patient here he was ...come back for some more, he has...well, busy are we here, escaped a pateint has, and a virus knocked over he has, so we can't accept Mr. Vladimir now..." siad the man in a hurried tone.
"Well, thank you anyways," said Leia.
The Punks, totally confused now, finally got up the nerve to ask Han and Leia what in the naem of the Sith they were doing.
"Mom, Dad, Grandpa, what areyou doing? Wasn't making vladimir eat all that cabbage enough? And whatwhas that buidling for?" asked Anakin.
TBC
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Jun 9, 2002 8:37 PM |
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C
"That's none of your business. This is the standard punishment for violating my copyright on the death star..." sadi Chief of State Vader.
Then the punks and the others piled back into the speeders and headed off toward the next disresputable facility.
Then Leia accesed the onboard computer to find directions to the next site. "On-star,how do I get to the next illegal resaerch building?"
The machine replied, "No! I love Batman, not Robin. He's mine!
Oh, sorry. The next place would be Hank's General Purpose illegal torurous experminet facility. But watch out, its rumored to be run by a hick...
<okay I know that was short but my brain's fried. I'm done.
*-*_cadet04_*-* signing off>
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Jun 10, 2002 2:52 PM |
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<I thought I'd say this here, because everyone reads the comedy most frequently.
I haven't been online for a while, and won't be, because my house is under construction and I don't have a net connection. I'm posting from the library, and I only get ten minutes.
Don't demote me or anything, and the construction will be done in about two weeks, and as soon as we hook up the computer again I'll say I'm back. But until then, bye, people. Laptop connections are just too slow.
~_~_~_SF Lead_~_~_~>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 10, 2002 4:22 PM |
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<I'll post>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 10, 2002 4:28 PM |
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"--we'll take him there," Leia cut in. "Give us directions to Hank's General Purpose Illegal Torurous Experminet Facility, now."
"Oh, yes," the computer replied, "the address for HGPITEF is 111111111111111 NE 29748365th street, level 5, Coruscant City, Coruscant."
"Wow, the 5th level? This place must be bad if it's that far down..." Han murmured, trembling in fear. "Please don't say your taking us there," he pleaded to Leia, but Leia had her mind set.
"We're going." Leia dragged Han back to the airspeeder, and they we off, with Vladimir moaning and screaming.
"Hey, wait for us!" Jaina cried.
"Yea, we don't wanna miss this!" Anja exclaimed, hopping into the second airspeeder.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 10, 2002 4:37 PM |
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"Umm...lets not go and say we didn't," John said.
"Yea, it's the 5ht level of Coruscant for cying out loud! I don't want to know what varmin live down there," Tahiri put in.
Jacen shuddered. "No, you don't," he said, recalling the time him and Jaina escaped Threepio's watch, and snuck to the lower levels of Coruscant.
"Oh, come on you big babies, it'll be fun! What could possibly go wrong?" Valin asked, and jumped into the airspeeder. The punks all got in, some very reluctantly, and sped off to catch up with the others.
"I'm gonna regret this," moaned Jysella. They, caught up with the Solos, and together, they all managed to find their way to the 5th level of Coruscant.
***
Jaina unclipped her lightsaber, and noticed the others doing the same thing. They walked along for a little bit, then Jaina frowned. "So, where exactly is this Hank's General Purpose Illegal Tourous Experminet Facility again?" she asked.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 10, 2002 4:48 PM |
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"I dunno." Han muttered.
"You don't know?" Leia asked in disbelief. "I thought you memerized the address the computer gave us!"
"Me?!? I thought you were gonna remember it!" Han stated.
Vladimir groaned. "We're lost!" he screamed in agony.
"Sith rappers," Anakin swore. "What are we gonna do? We're doomed!"
"Hey, we're not outta it yet, Kid," Han muttered. "Look!" he cried, "there it is right there!" He pointed towards a large building amiss all the rubble and decay of the level.
"I swear that wasn't there before...," Tenel Ka muttered.
"Something's fishy here," Vader put in.
"You can say that again," Tahiri said.
"Something's fishy he-"
"I didn't mean say it again," Tahiri groaned. "Geeze, you'd think he used to be a warlord or something..." she muttered to herself.
"Well, what are we standing around for? Let's go!" Leia led the group towards the giant building.
<done!>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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solosgal
Total Posts: 909
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Date Posted: Jun 11, 2002 2:16 PM |
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BUMP!!!!!
~~*green3*~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Jun 11, 2002 7:26 PM |
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<Come on! Does every1 have writers block or somithing?!?>
<Bump!>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Jun 12, 2002 2:08 PM |
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<bump!!!>
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