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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 6, 2002 6:08 PM |
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<Yeah it must have been emp dan he left after that post. Why do we still post here even though galacticbas.net is better? There are way too many paeople at this site...and too many topics. And what about the rapping rogues? Plourr, Dllr, Wes, Hobbie, and the rest? They're all unexploited lol.>
*chugs a Merenzane Gold*
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Beeurd's Girl
Total Posts: 225
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Date Posted: May 6, 2002 7:49 PM |
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Hey Meesa Back! :D
Go to beeurds and check out the poll I added IT'S URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 7, 2002 8:30 AM |
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Why isn't any one posting on the story.....
X(
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 7, 2002 1:41 PM |
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<I think I'll be either cadet 7 or green 3 soon but lemme wait till I'm ranked to wright. For now someone just continue on my rogue rivals ideas. ;}
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 7, 2002 3:35 PM |
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<Hmm...I'm totally outta ideas...>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: May 7, 2002 7:00 PM |
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*Scooped up to the top by Super Bumpergirl.*
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: May 8, 2002 7:26 AM |
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*And again.*
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Beeurd's Girl
Total Posts: 225
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Date Posted: May 8, 2002 11:19 AM |
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ok guys I have my site back up
www.geocities.com/jadesabre88
Has forums, (sorta) and tonight will try to make them better. Check it out sign the guestbook please!
Poll is in psychopathic jedi section of GB forums PLEASE VOTE!!!!!!!!
Need to get some things clear so it will be a while B4 I post.
GTG
*~*cadet 04*~*
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 8, 2002 5:05 PM |
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< vote at the polls at galacticbase.net. The jedi punks need a completed plot repair or a new thread. It's not my poll, but vote to see what's next for the punks. BTW, there are only 5 votes so far. There should be about 50.>
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 6:18 AM |
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<*Bumps ahoy.*>
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 11:43 AM |
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www.galacticbasic.net/forum or there's mjade's place, though there are less of us that so far (as a mod, I feel I have the right to advertise, jsut a little ;} ) http://mjade2005.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 1:12 PM |
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<hehehehe I must say I love these u guys should all be authors.
I wish I was an author. unfortunately none of the publishing companies seem to take twelve-year-olds seriously...so fanfic will just have to do for now.
~_~_Sf Lead_~_~
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 1:19 PM |
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oh, me post...
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 1:33 PM |
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"he could always use the force."
"But what about Anja? She's force-blind. and it will upset the twins."
"he could always write notes to us."
"Someone go get a datapad."
"give him yours."
"no."
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
meanwhile Anakin had only managed to make Allie giggle at him. He settled by kicking Jacen in the shins, and finally got their attention.
"Ouch! What was that for?" Jacen asked.
Anakin glared at him. He tried to talk, made a funny choking noise, then shook his head hopelessly. He began to mime.
"You want a...drink! No?"
"Beer!!!" Jaina shouted.
"A pair of fingernail clippers."
"What?!" Tahiri exclaimed. Jacen only shrugged.
"Write it down."
"He wants a tube of hairdye!" Tahiri guessed. Anakin nodded quickly. Someone used the force to summon it from his room. Anakin took Allie from Zekk and the hairdye from Jacen. He sat down on the ground, opened the hairdye and
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 1:42 PM |
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c
began to dye Allie's hair metalic purple. Jaina yelled in outrage. If looks could kill...
"Purple is ugly! You could have at least died it pink or something!"
Anakin held up a finger indicating to wait, finished the dye job, then had Tahiri get a diffrent colored dye tube. He took the other Allie and died her hair metalic blue.
"oh, I get it. He's solved the problem we've been having telling the twins apart." Jacen said. Jaina still disagreed, though.
"He's died their skincolors! Babies have too little hair to use dye on!"
Anakin shook his head. He pointed at his head--blue at the time--then indicated the rest of the punks, who also had stragely colored hair.
"No, I get it--now they fit in with the rest of us!" Tahiri said. Anakin nodded, grinning.
"have some pepsi. it should help bring your voice back." Zekk said, tossing Anakin a can. he drained the entire thing in one go.
"thanks." he said in a comically high voice. The punks all laughed.
~_~_Sf Lead_~_~
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 1:55 PM |
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<Terminator,
I'm one of the few people in here who can give out ranks and here's yours:
Cadate08
*BTW, if one of you already have that rank, correct me*
welcome to the Psychopathic Jedi!>
~_~_SteadFast Lead_~_~
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 2:07 PM |
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<lol podracer promised me a rank a week ago and no word yet. Knowing my luck ill probably be in green squad.>
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 2:14 PM |
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<You know, 3 pages ago, the 'rapping rogues' started a hostage situation with the punks, and it got buried under all the clutter post we've had.
So, that should be resolved.
P.S.: ms. solo, if terminators eight then i guess i'm going to be seven? I applied 3 weeks ago anyways, and i cheked two days ago and steads and others were both at six.?
PM me at galactic base plz.
sry if i sounded pushy.>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 3:54 PM |
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Anakin, sorry you haven't gotten a rank! Could you settle for Cadet 9 even though you came a few weeks ago? So sorry. I think Cadet 7 is taken though.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
Welcome to the Psychopathic Jedi, all of you new recruits!
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 4:22 PM |
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<ok, me post>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 4:44 PM |
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Anakin blushed red. He took another swig. "That was weird." He paled as the others laughed at his still highpitched voice. He quickly chugged down the rest of the can, and tried speaking, but his voice was still super-high. "What am I going to do?" he squeaked.
Tahiri shrugged. "I dunno."
Anakin looked around the room. "Anyone got any suggestions?" he squeaked.
Everyone shook their heads. Anakin sighed. "What am I going to do? I can't sing like this!"
Suddenly, a wisp of smoke appeared, and there stood Bob.
"Bob!" exclaimed the Punks loudly, and the shouting made Allie and Allie start crying, so Jaina glared at the group and settled about soothing her two little girls.
Bob smiled, scooping up the metallic bloue haired Allie. "Hi, guys. So, these are the two cutie-pies? Awwww! What's your name, sweetie?" Allie stopped her crying and smiled at Bob.
TBC
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 4:45 PM |
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Jaina spoke up. "That's Allie you're holding, and this is Allie, here."
"Allie and Allie?" Bob repeated.
"Alicen and Alicia." explained Tahiri.
"Ah." he said.
"So, Bob, what brings you around here?" asked Zekk.
"Well, I'm the Punks' Official Handy-Dandy-Know-It-All-Man, and I heard someone ask what to do, and I figured you needed some help."
"[Handy-Dandy-KNow-It-All-Man? Did you come up with that yourself?]" rumbled Lowie.
"No," Bob shook his head, "Actually, your publicist came up with a contract for me, and gave me an official title, so now you're paying me to show up at my own convieniece to help you."
"Ah. Aha." said Tenel Ka.
"So, what seems to be the problem?" asked Bob.
"My voice!" squeaked Anakin. "This is my voice! It used to be all normal, and now listen to it!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 4:46 PM |
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C Bob burst out laughing, but a glare from Tahiri prompted him to stop. "I'll see what I can do. This sounds like one of two possiblities: either you've rocked too hard, and caught Punk-Rockeritis, which could be irreversible depending on the severity, or," Bob pulled out a datapad and consulted it, "Or, it might be just an infection, or something caused by too much Pepsi." "Well," Anakin squeaked. "Can you do anything about it?" "Yeah. Hold Allie for a sec." Bob handed Allie to John, and fumbled around in his pockets for something. He found what he was looking for, and extended a bright red can of something towards Anakin. Anakin took it hesitantly. "What is it?" he asked. "It's called Coca-Cola. Kinda like Pepsi, only different. Drink some." Anakin popped the top, and took a swig. <all done! :) > *~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 5:50 PM |
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<LOl, cadet 7 was taken by me. Podracer got me the rank.
And, when yur done, tahiri, I want to continue the hostage stiuation with the rogues that got frogotten a couple pages ago.>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 6:34 PM |
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Oh, sorry about that, Anakin! ;P
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 7:31 PM |
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>Just upping this, ,and stating that, shockingly enough, i'm still alive.<
Green01
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: May 9, 2002 8:05 PM |
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Yes, that is shocking. Bump I say! No ideas at the moment. :( We ought to give a rundown of ranks at beeurd's.
.:.:.: First officer :.:.:.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: May 10, 2002 1:48 PM |
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*takes out bat and swings! sending thread back to the 1st page, knocking down an outfield-playing Rodian in the process*
Sorry...Glad I could help though.
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: May 10, 2002 3:09 PM |
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> This is sad....nobody's posting in the story. Do all of you have writers block? <
~Green 02....who has hardly anything new to read in this story. :( ~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 10, 2002 3:13 PM |
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I'm posting now!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 10, 2002 3:20 PM |
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"Ick!" he squeaked. "This stuff is nasty! Where did you pick this stuff up?" He threw the can aside and glared at Bob.
"Well, actually, this cute little white bear handed it to me," Bob admitted.
"Well, that didn't work, so what now?" Anakin cried. The punks cringed and covered their ears from the high pitched screaming sound that came from Anakin. Allie and Allie started crying again. "See? I can't even speak now!" Ankain yelled angrily, and stomped out of the room.
"Try-" Bob started to call after him, but Anakin whirled around and cut him off before he could finish.
"Buzz off, Bob! You're no help!" he cried and spun off.
"-this," Bob finished, holding out a small bottle.
"Well give it to him," Jaina said, taking the bottle from Bob. "He's just going through a hard time right now," she said sympathetically, trying to soothe the twins.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 10, 2002 3:29 PM |
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"Yea...and I thought Jaina was unbearable when pregnant, this puberty stuff is even worse," Jacen muttered.
Jaina glared at him, and handed him the blue haired Allie. "Make youself useful."
Jacen groaned. "Not another change! Didn't I just change her diaper and hour ago?"
"That was Allie's, not Allie's that you changed," Jaina corrected.
Jacen took Allie into the changing room. "Gross!" the Punks heard him exclaim. Jaina sighed. "Guess I'd better go give Annie this," she said, holding up the bottle.
<done!>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Date Posted: May 10, 2002 6:18 PM |
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>Uppers, and just so u knw, i am actually alive<
Green01
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: May 10, 2002 9:21 PM |
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<Up! Now stay...stay...staaaaaaay...>
^-Cadet 08-^
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: May 11, 2002 8:08 AM |
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Tsavong Lah is prancing around wearing a pair of lederhosen and singing karaoke.
"Is this what I must do to keep this story about infidel jeedai on the first page?!" he sneers.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: May 11, 2002 8:09 AM |
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Oh yeah...
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Terminator 2100
Total Posts: 1602
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Date Posted: May 11, 2002 8:58 AM |
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"What is it?" Anakin asked.
"Um...Apple Juice."
Jacen stared when he realized.
"WAI..." Jaina jumped on him. Anakin took a sip and spat it out.
"You, you..." he collapsed.
"What do we do now?" Bob asked.
Cadate08
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Date Posted: May 11, 2002 12:06 PM |
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Anakin swallowed yrt another liquid. It was the seventeen thousand four hundred and eighty third so far. His voice had gone through a range of changes, from high and squeaky, to low and booming (which he had quite liked, but he had to keep going on the basis that all of the punks songs would have had to be rescored to make it fit), to rough and rasping, to harsh and crackling to...
"What was that?" Anakin wrinkled his nose. Great, back to high and sqeaky yet again.
"Milk."
"Which is..."
"Um," Bob looked embarrased, "You know, milk. Like what Jaina gives her twins."
"This isn't that kind of milk. This milk is pink."
"It's yak's milk."
"What's a yak?" Jacen stared at Bob
"It's a large hairy bovine animal that lives in high alpine ranges and has pink milk."
"oh."
tbc
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Date Posted: May 11, 2002 12:07 PM |
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"No more pink milk, please." Anakin gave Tahiri an imploring look. "Have we tried Blended Ewok yet?"
"Yep. Seven times." She gave his hand a squeeze.
"Allie needs changing again," Jaina announced, "Who's turn is it this time?"
"Hmm, let me guess, could it possibly be mine?" John asked sarcastically, "as it hs been for the last, oh, seventeen times?"
"Thank you!" Jaina trilled as john stamped out of the room, carrying the screaming baby and followed by a worried Jysella.
Anakin swallowed yet another mystery liquid. "Okay, do I want to know what that one was?" He said, or rather tried to. Yet again his voice had gone altogether.
Jacen gave his little brother a reassuring apt on the back. Well, a thump on the back. Actually a whacking great punch on the back. Anakin rocketed forewards and began to cough. On his knees he clawed at his throat, coughing and choaking.
tbc
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Date Posted: May 11, 2002 12:07 PM |
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"Help him somebody!" Jaina yelped. "He's frightening Allie!"
"Jacen, you, you, you nerfherder!" Tahiri yeled at the elder master Solo.
"Anakin! ANakin!" Anja was bent at his side as he continued to sough.
Tenel Ka looked down at the spluttering boy, then gave his a sharp whack on the back. Something shot out of his throat and hopped away.
"Um, Bob?" Anakin asked, then smiled as he realised his voice was back to normal. Tahiri stopped berating Jacen and hugged her boyfriend.
"It's a frog," Bob anticipated the question, "You just had a frog in your throat."
Lowie looked down at the small amphibian, then deliberately raised one huge hairy foot and slowley brought it down. There was a sad splat, and a long silence followed.
Anja broke it, "Lowbacca, I would like to file for divorce.
*cadet01*
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Date Posted: May 11, 2002 4:24 PM |
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>> I shall post yes! I am still here :D
-=-=-= Stead Four =-=-=-
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Date Posted: May 11, 2002 4:27 PM |
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>> Oh btw there appears to be a few new faces around here so I shall post my URL again: http://www.galacticbasic.net/forum/Okay? :) NOW i post... -=-=-= Stead Four =-=-=-
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Date Posted: May 11, 2002 4:38 PM |
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Lowie stood their shocked then growled, [No, Anja come back!] as she stormed out the room.
"I'm sorry, Lowie" Jacen said.
[Phew, I've been waiting for that for ages] Lowie whispered back.
"What?"
[It's true,] Lowie continued, [she snores really loud in her sleep]
What could possibly be worse? Jacen thought, mind you, what was snoring loaudly to a Wookiee? They had all heard Chewbacca snoring. it was impossible not to if you were in the same star system as him.
"Hey Jace!" Jaina yelled, "Tell Zekk that Allie needs changing again."
Jacen turned to the side to see Zekk hiding around the corner shaking his head and waving jacen away.
Jacen grinned then said, "Yeah sure, he's right here."
Zekk shot him back a look that said You are sooooooo dead.
>> DONE!
>> Not Brilliant, I know, but it is my first post for quite a while.
-=-=-= Stead Four =-=-=-
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: May 11, 2002 9:56 PM |
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<Bad thread! I said stay! Now I want you to go to the top and think about what you did!>
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 2:32 PM |
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AND NOW - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!
!!!! BEEURD --- WILL --- POST !!!!
-=-=-= Stead Four =-=-=-
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 2:43 PM |
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Just then Luke ran in.
The Punks looked up, half expecting him to rip of his clothes and dance around naked. Again.
But instead he said "The New Republic has been contacted by an evil Emperor-type-person, orbiting Coruscant in a new design of Death Star."
"What?" Jacen cried.
"Oh man," said Anakin, "I thought we'd taken care of all the bad guys."
"Yes, but it makes the story more interesting" Bob said.
"Story?" echoed Anakin.
"Oops! I've said too much." Bob said, then dissapeared.
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 2:44 PM |
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"Anayway," Jaina said, "What's this got to do with us?"
"Well, according to daddy-" Luke began, stopping when he realised that the Punks were laughing at him. "According to Cheif of State Vader, the evil Emperor-type-person, has threatened to destroy Coruscant if he can't have a private meeting with you guys"
"Why us?" Tahiri asked.
"Maybe because you've killed so many Sith and he wants to get rid of you before you can get rid of him." Luke joked.
Nobody else laughed.
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 2:56 PM |
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Meanwhile, a small shuttle flew towards a huge space station.
"So do you like the new design" one person said.
"No I hate it." the evil Emperor-type-person said.
"You hate it?"
"Yes, when I asked for a new design for a Death Star, I didn't know you where going to do something as crazy is that!"
"But sir, it makes it a perfect disguise for-"
"Disguise?" he yelled, "Egor, you fool, when am I going to be able to hide an enormous planet-destroying super-weapon in a vegetable field?"
"Sorry sir, I thought-" started Egor.
"Shut up" the evil Emperor-type-person said. He gazed out at his battle station as they got ever closer to it.
"But the tests on the models showed the disguise to be very effective" Egor insisted.
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 2:57 PM |
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"Yes. Thats because the models were 20 centimetres wide. How many 150 kilometre cabbages do you see?!" he yelled
"Um... not many?" Egor replied
"None!" He yelled again, "I wanted this weapon to inspire fear and dread into the people of the Republic - AND YOU BUILD ME A GIANT CABBAGE!"
"Sorry" Egor said for the millionth time since the battlestation had come into view"
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 3:01 PM |
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Back at Punk HQ, the Jedi Punks were boarding a Republic shuttle.
"Why can't we use our own ship?" Valin asked.
"If you all die, it'll be worth a lot of money, so Leia and I have decided to look after it" said Han.
"Good luck kids" Cheif of State Vader said.
"You're gonna need it" added Han.
DONE!
-=-=-= Stead Four =-=-=-
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EwingFighterAolSucks
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 4:21 PM |
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where has EWING been i have missed his witty story, and suberb writing. please come back soon my life is not complete without your storyline. We love you. EWING forever
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 6:41 PM |
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<oh, me post me post! hehe!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 7:26 PM |
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The evil Emporor-type person shook his head. "I guess when you want something done, you do it yourself. Excuse me, Egor, I've got to clean up this mess you've created. How am I ever going to fix this??"
"M-m-m-master, I am sorry!" stuttered Egor, who was shoved aside. The evil Emporor-type guy froze, a finger in the air. "Eureka! I've got it! A disguise! To the secret lab!"
* * *
The Republic shuttle landed on the giant cabbage, and the Punks were escorted to a conference room by a bunch of farmer-type peoples, who held pitchforks in their hands instead of blasters.
Tahiri whispered,"This is weird."
"I know. Look at these hilbillies!" whispered Anakin.
The group stopped infront of a door, and the pitchfork carrying guards waved them in, and a cabbage leaf hissed shut behind them.
"This feels almost like James and the Giant Peach, ya know?" whispered Jaina.
"What's James and the Giant Peach?" asked Zekk.
"I dunno. It sounded good, I thought."
TBc
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 7:27 PM |
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"SILENCE! I mean, ah, heh heh heh, velcome aboard. I am Vladmir Ptruski. Velcome, velocome, velcome!" cried a farmer, who had a weird accent and was wearing demin overalls and a straw hat, and looked like he'd just come in from the nerf herds.
"You've got to be kidding me," muttere Jacen under his breath, before he spoke up, "Ah, I was under the impression that an evil, Emporor-like person wanted to speak with us. Was I misinformed?"
"Ah, vell, yes, yes, yes. Dis cabbage, is my pride and my joy, and vell, you see, those people in Intel down en Coruscant, dey are very very funny people. Zey like to play jokes on old farmers." Vladmir explained.
"This cabbage is you pride and joy?" repeated Anakin, disbelieving.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 7:28 PM |
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"Ya, ya, is my pride and joy. I've been raising zis cabbage for many months. I'm trying to break galaxy record for largest orbital cabbage en universe. Dis vill be the blue-ribbon vinner in de Coruscant World Fair, ya? Vat do you tink? Qvite impressive ees not?" said Vladmir proudly.
Jaina nodded, obviously confused, "Ah, yes, it's quite the large cabbage you have here, Vladdie. So, ah, I've never heard of the Coruscant World Fair, when is it exactly?"
"Ah, ees zoon. Very, very zoon." said Vladmir.
"I think somebody's lying to the nice Jedi." commented Anakin.
Lowie roared menacingly, to add his point.
Vladmir just raised hie eyebrows. "Really? Who vould lie to nice Jedi Punks?"
"You!" exclaimed Anja.
"This is a fact." added Tenel Ka.
"Vat? How could you zay dis? I vould not lie
to nice Jedi Punks!" exclaimed Vladmir indignantly.
TBC
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 7:29 PM |
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"What do you take us for, idiots?" asked Tahiri.
Vladmir considered that. "Vell, yes..."
"Hey!" exclaimed Valin, outraged.
"That's not very nice!" added Jysella.
"Vat are you going to do, leetle girl? Tel your mommy on me?" asked Vladmir.
Jysella's lower lip trembled, and she shouted "Yes!"
"Vell, you can go. Yes, yes, yes, everyone, tank you very very much for checking on my orbital cabbage, but you see, all ees vell." Vladmir said, pushing them towards the door.
"Hey, no, I don't think so, Vladdie. We were just starting to have fun!" exclaimed John.
"Vell, vell, yes yes, but, now ees time to go!" said Vladmir insistently.
"Something's going on here, isn't there, Vladdie? Something nopt good, not just an entry in the World Fair? This isn't jsut and orbital cabbage is it?" demanded Anakin.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 12, 2002 7:30 PM |
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"I said ees TIME TO GO!" shouted Vladmir. "Or, no? Vell, den, ve can all stay. You vant to know vat ees going on? Ees very very zimple. My name is *not* Vladmir Ptruski, and this isn't an orbital cabbage! I am an evil bad guy, and I want to take over the galaxy! Have any of you ever even heard of an *Orbital Cabbage* before?" he shouted at the Punks, with out an accent. He ripped off the fake white mustache and beard, and tossed his starw hat on the ground, stomping on it, "And, now that you wanted to know, you all know, you nosy little brats! And, now, you'll all be my guests."
Jacen cleared his throat, and looked around nervously, "Ah, thanks, but we've, ah, got, ah dinner plans already, ah, we'll just be going now, ah-"
"NO! You aren't going anywhere. Egor! Egor! Come, show our guests to their room."
One of the farmers carrying pitchforks, pulled off his hat, and waved at the group, "Come on, little Punkies. Right this way."
<hehe, all done!>
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Mjade2005
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 8:45 AM |
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As the Punks walked down the corridors, there seemed to bee something out of place.
"Okay, here's what you are going to do ya' lil barts. 1) you will sit here quietly. 2) you will give me your Lightsabers. 3)and you won't try and escape...my lovely Cabbage." said "Vladimir".
"Ummm...Vladimirwhere do you plan on running to hide? cuz it is kindahard to hide a giant cabbage." asked Jiana.
"Don't ask because I haven't figured that out."
./. cadet 02 ./.
(sorry was haveing trouble)
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 2:30 PM |
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>> I have a really ecil idea....
>> I shall post now :D
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 2:56 PM |
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"Oooo, Actually I had a positively evil idea" Vladimir said. "Gaurds take their weapons, and take them to the entertainment deck."
Suddenly about 50 stormtrooper-lookalikes came out of almost nowhere and the Punks had no choice but to hand over their lightsabers.
"Don't worry, I got a plan." Anakin assured everyone.
"Well tell us then" Jaina told him
"Umm... no" Anakin said
"You don't really have a plan do you Little Brother."
"Yeah I do. Maybe" He said, not very convincingly.
"Come" said Vladimir, "We will go into production of the holo-show immediatly!"
"Holo-show?" asked Valin
"Personally, I think he's insane." Jysella said
"Took you long enough, I had that figured out long before any of you did" Zekk said, then recieved a strong thump from Jaina.
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 3:11 PM |
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In a luxury apartment Han, Leia, Chewie and Threepio were gathered around their state-of-the-art widescreen holo-vision.
"And a new series starting to day - The Jedi Punks in Celebrity Big Brother"
"What?" said Han and Leia simultaneously.
"Oh my!" said Threepio.
The view changed to show the Punks sitting around in a lounge area, looking as bored as a group of Jedi without lightsabers.
Come to think of it, they were a group of Jedi without lightsabers.
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Vladimir was talking over the speaker system
"This show is being broadcast live all day, all night from now until it finishes!"
Jaina was hoping that Allie and Allie would be alright back home with her parents.
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 3:19 PM |
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"They will be givin a group task to complete, and after that task has been completed the Jedi Punks have to vote for the person the think is the most useless."
"Don't look at me like that." Anakin said when he realised most of the group was staring at him.
"The person who is though most useless overall gets evicted from the house, then another challenge is set. Whoever is left at the end is the winner!" Vladimir said, then burst into a fit of hideously terrifying laughter.
"So we are stuck in this house. And te whole galaxy is watching us." Jacen said.
"Whoah!" mocked Anakin, "How'd you figure that one out Einstein?"
"Well..." Jacen started
"Rhetorical question dummy" Anakin interupted.
"I've got it!" Valin shouted.
He ran up to the nearest camera and started shouting "Hey everybosy we are being held hostage by an evil madman in a giant cabbage!"
TBC...
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 3:20 PM |
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"Nice try." said Vladimir "i already though of that, see, we arn't quite broadcasting live - there is a ten minute delay" he explained, "In that time we can edit out anything we don't like."
"Sith" said Valin
"Oh and anyone evicted gets to spend the rest of the time of the show in the detention block."
"No way." said Anakin.
"This is not good." Jacen added
"Fact" said Tenel Ka.
>> DONE
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 3:22 PM |
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>> Ahem...
>> Anyway... hope this is an interesting enough twist to the storyline.
>> Heh... this plot is so twisted i'm surprised it still makes sense. Most of the time.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 4:59 PM |
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<me post me post!! hehe....>
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 5:19 PM |
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>> i g2g now, i look forward to reading your post :D
>> seeya
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 5:24 PM |
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Vladmir rubbed his hands together, grinning like the maniac he was. "Allright, everyone, I'll give you ten minutes to form your alliances, and then, we'll play the group task!" He strode out the door, now cackling hysterically.
"Alliances?" repeated Anakin. "I don't get it."
"Me either. Hey, why do we have to play this little game? We can all sit here, and boycott he game! They can't force us to play!" exclaimed Tahiri.
"That's a great idear!" said Zekk.
Vladmir stepped in. "Ah, no, guys, I'm sorry, but, that won't work. It won't please our audiences on Coruscant, Corellia, Bespin, Thyferra or the rest of the galaxy. It's not that simple, and it just won't work with the script! And, also, if you don't play our little game, we'll throw you *all* in the detention block! NOW, form your alliances and talk a little about the game, we can't just edit outthe rest of the show till someone decides to play the game!!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 5:25 PM |
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C
Jysella whispered, "Ok, I, ah, anyone ah, want to form an alliance with me?"
"Sure," Anja said, "I'll be in an alliance with you."
"Me, too!" added Anakin.
Jysella smiled. "All right. " she whispered.
"Excellent! EXCELLENT!" cried Vladmir. "More, more, more! I need more alliances!"
Tahiri smiled. "Ok, who wants to be in an alliance with me?"
Jacen stepped forward. "Count me in!"
"[And me!]" roared Lowie.
"Cool! This is going to be astral!" Tahiri exclaimed.
Jaina smiled. "I need an alliance, too."
John waved a hand. "Count me in."
"Friend Jaina, I would be honored to be in your alliance." added Tenel Ka.
Zekk looked scared. "Can I be in someone's alliance?"
THe three groups glared at him. Zekk gulped audibly. "I don't think I like this game...Honey?"
Jaina shook her head. "No, snookums, I'm sorry..."
"Tahiri?" pleaded Zekk.
The blonde haired, green eyed Jedi shook her head.
"Jysie? Little Jysie! You'll help me out!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 5:26 PM |
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"I'm not that little!" she exclaimed, turning back to face her group. "Fantastic! Already we've got the lonely one who's guaranteed the first to be out!" hollered Vladmir. "More! I need more! The millions, illions of the galaxy are waiting!" "Uh, what do we do now?" whispered Jysella to her group. "Well, who is going to be the first to go?" asked Anja. "Zekk," whispered Anakin. The other two nodded. They could tell the other two groups had reached the same decisions. "Hey, Vladdie! What's our first task?" hollered Jaina. "In a minute! Just hold on to your Jedi robes, there, Miss Punk! The script-writers haven't gotten that far!" shouted Vladmir. "Just keep planning!" <all done...i've never see Big Brother before, so i hope this fits in...> *~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 9:07 PM |
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<ok, im gonna post one more little thing..hehe>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 9:18 PM |
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Leia sat next to Han and Chewie on their repulsor couch, watchign wide eyed. "I can't beleive Tahiri chose an alliance with Jacen and Lowie! I figured she'd go with Anakin! And, I feel bad for Zekk, he's going to be gone after this round!"
Han nodded. "Poor kid. If I were him, I'd have an alliance with my wife, that's for sure."
Chewie rumbled a question. "[I;m suprised Anja didn't ally herself with Lowie, but, then again, I've heard they're having marrage problems.]"
"Yeah," Leia agreed, "The Coruscant Storm was saying that last week. I wouldn't have believed it for myself. What do you think the first task will be?"
Han shrugged. "I dunno. Could be anything, maybe a lightsaber duel or an Ewok toss or a song contest. I bet this was set up by their publicist for publicity."
"[They must be getting some publicity!]" rumbled Chewie.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 13, 2002 9:18 PM |
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"Shhh! The farmer host is about to make an announcement, I think! Where's the popcorn, Han?" cut in Leia.
"You want me to make some?" Han asked incredulously.
"Yes. Hurry up. And, do it quickly. And quietly. I don't want this to interrupt my show." snarleda Leia, her gaze fixed on hte holo screen. Chewie was similarily frozen on the screen, watching in utter fascination.
"Honey, I-"
"SHhhh!"
Han slunk out to the kitchen to get the snacks. "Women and their real holo screen productions these days."
<done!>
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 4:48 PM |
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*Uppity-do-dah-day*
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 4:58 PM |
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Back on the giant cabbage, between show times, Zekk was complaining to Vladimir.
"Hey man, this isn't fair. If we split into threes then one person gets left out. Why can't we just make two groups?"
"Well, then we'd end up with 5, which is an unlucky number. And, I mean come on, I live on a cabbage! Don't i get some room for insnaity? Whoever invented this must be crazy. But I just follow the publicity.
Anyways, your personality is just too boring for CBS."
"What's CBS?" asked Zekk.
But Vladdy just smiled.
<well next post will have subliminal messaging and home shopping channel.>
--Cadet 07
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Anakin_skywalker456
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 5:07 PM |
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Back at the apartment, during one of the commercial breaks for Big Jedi Brother, while Chewie was using the fresher, and Han was making yet another bag of popcorn in the Holowave, Leia committed the sin of changing channels.
She started to watch the Impulse Bying Network, and was amazed by a Holo-juice-squeezer that promised to "revolutionize her houses's sparkle!". Just s she was about to order it by holonet, Han walked in and saw her.
"Honey, what are you doing?"
"I'm buying something for Jaina's wedding! Cna't you see?"
"Ummmm...but that was a month ago...are you okay?"
"Yes of course I'm okay...I just need a little caf...yeas, a little caffeine...need more caffiene...get it Han!" she screeched.
Han whispered to Chewie ,"You phone the hospital, she must be suffering of caf overdose..."
TBC
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Anakin_skywalker456
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 5:12 PM |
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C At the hospital, Han was watching Leia in the emergency room. "Is she going to be alrigt?" he anxiously asked the para-holo-medic. "Yes, she's just suffering from acute overdosage to the neural psychosis olfactorial oculation lymphonal glands by way of caffeinated glucosium." replied the medic. "ummmm..." "she had too much caf...she should be fine in a few hours..Oh no I'm missing big brother." The para-holo-medic zombie-walked over to the TV where everyone in the hosputal was intently watching Big Jedi Brother... <alright someone else can post> --*cadet07*--
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 5:45 PM |
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Ok, me post!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 5:52 PM |
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Zekk groaned. "We have to do what??? How am I supposed do a three-person wheelbarrow race with only myself?"
"I dunno," Vladmir replied. "Figure it out."
Jaina laughed and looked at her partners. "We've got it won already."
Zekk glared at her. "I want a divorce."
Jaina glared back. "Fine!"
***
Vladmir watched as the race went on, the different alliances competing, and Zekk, of course hadn't even gotten past the starting line before Lowie's group crossed the finish.
"My plan is working better than I thought," he said to himself. "Soon all the Punks will be divorced, the Jedi Punks will be no more, and the Rappin' Rogue will dominate once and for all!"
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 5:58 PM |
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Egor looked up from his sauerkraut sandwich. "Did you say something, Master?" he tried to say, but it came out something like, "Dedchuthaythomthenk, Mrasthir?"
"Shudup, Igor."
"Egor."
"Whatever. Bring me my...my...great, powerful, whatchyamacallit!" Vladmir bellowed.
Egor's eyes widdened in fear. "The-the...great, p-powerful wh-whatchymacallit? Y-yes m-master."
Vladmir laughed evily and rubbed his hands together mischeviously. "Ouch," he cried, and looked down to see a sliver in his hand. "Blasted thing...how'd that get there," he wondered aloud.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 6:03 PM |
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Leia got up from the hospital bed. "No, honey!" Han cried, rushing towards her. "You have to stay there until...until the doctor gets done watching the 3rd day of Big Jedi Brother," he said to her, pushing her back down in the bed. "I'm afraid Zekk's gonna be out," he added, "they had a three-person wheelbarrow race, and he got whopped by the others."
Leia gasped. "No! Not Zekk!" Han nodded gravely. "Oh well," Leia shrugged. "Hey, what ever happened to the twins?"
Han thought for a moment. "They're up there," he said, pointing towards the sky where the giant cabbage hovered.
"No, not them, Allie and Allie!" Leia said.
"Oh, them. I dunno. I think we left them with Threepio."
"Threepio?" Leia groaned. "Jaina's gonna kill us."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 6:12 PM |
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Back at the Solo apartment, Threepio was having a heck of a time. "Oh!" he cried. "Wherever are Mistress Leia and Master Han? I wasn't meant to take care of babies!" Allie and Allie cried loudly, wanting a good diaper change, and their mommy.
"I'm doomed," Threepio whinned and he saw #### start to leak out of Allie's diaper.
***
"That was a good race," Anakin boasted. Zekk snorted and went over to pout in the corner.
Jaina came over and sat by him. "Just because you lost...majorly...and will probably get kicked out...and will probably have to spend the rest of your life in a dungeon infested with rats located in a giant cabbage-"
"Better make that infested with giant worms," Jacen sniggered.
"-doesn't mean that I don't still love you," Jaina finished.
Zekk looked up at her with teary eyes. "You mean that? You still love me?"
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 6:17 PM |
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Jaina thought a moment. "Yea, I believe I do. After all, you are still the father of two wonderful baby girls of mine." She kissed Zekk playfully on the nose.
The other Punks groaned both inwardly and outwardly. "Get a room," Tahiri said.
Jaina glared at her. "I would, but there's only one room in this whole house," she said.
"Point," Tenel Ka agreed.
Then a thought occured to Anja. "Hey, you guys, a thought just occured to me!" she cried. Ever since we came abord this giant...cabbage...we've been growing more and more apart."
"Yea, you're right," John agreed. "So, what's you point?"
"What if that is Vladmir's whole plan? I mean, to drive us all apart?" Jysella offered.
"Yea, that could be, but why would he wanna do that?" Anakin wondered.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 6:18 PM |
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"Who knows. Maybe he's really a big fan of the Rappin' Rogues and wants to drive our group, the Jedi Punks, apart," Jacen joked.
"Haha, the thought," Zekk laughed.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
>finally done!<
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 7:28 PM |
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<me post!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 7:44 PM |
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Tahiri snickered at the thought. "Isn't that giving Vladdie a bit too much credit, Jace? I mean, come on, the guy has to have at least an IQ of 4 to come up with that, and I think he's only got a 2."
Anakin laughed. "Good point."
Jysella elbowed him hard in the side. "No talking to other alliances, you enemy collaborator!"
"Ow!" complained Anakin, rubbing his side. "Sorry!."
"Okey-day Punkies, now it's time for tribal council!" called Vladmir. He waved all of them over to one side of the room, where torches had been set up. "On second thought, put out the fires." he instructed the farmers. "We don't want roast cabbage!"
The farmers laughed loudly at that, and the Punks eyed each other warily. "Um, guys, was it just me, or was that not funny?" whispered Anja.
Jysella elbowed her. "No collaborating with the enemy!"
Anja glared at her. "I think someone's take then game far to seriously. And, I also happen to think this someone needs a nap."
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: May 14, 2002 7:47 PM |
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C "Just you watch it missy, or we'll see who gets voted out of the cabbage!" snapped Jysie. "Ok, ok, ok! Everyone over here! Let's go, come on, come on! Faster Punkies! Are we ready?" he glanced at a farmer, who proceeded to give hin the thumbs up. Vladmir smiled into a hidden camera. "Hello. I'm Vladmir Ptruski, the executive producer and host of this evening's Celebrity Big Brother! Right now, we're at Tribal Council, where one unlucky contestant will be voted out of the cabbage! Now, the rules are very simple- you go, punch in your vote on the datapad, and smile into the holocam, adn explain your reasons for voting for this person. Then, sit down. Afterwards, the votes will be tallied, and that person must leave immediately. Now, let's begin. Miss Veila, you are first." Tahiri stepped forward to the datapad, and keyed in her vote. <all done! I know, I'm really crossing over with Survivor, but o well... hehe! > *~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 6:18 AM |
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*Uppity uppity up up uppity*
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Mjade2005
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 11:38 AM |
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Then the rest lined up to vote. After five minutes the votes were in.
"okay and the outcast is....uh-oh... umm we have a tie between Anakin and Jysie... so now we have to have another contest to see which one of you will survive...i mean will stay on the show." said Vladmir.
"What?!?!?!" yelled Jysie.
"What do you mean survive, you overgrown farmer?" yelled Anakin, who was almost in shock about being voted "off".
"Ye shall see,boy"said Vladmir.
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Mjade2005
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 11:40 AM |
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At the hospital...
<sith, bell rang so someone pick up from here>
./. Cadet 02./.
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Date Posted: May 15, 2002 1:44 PM |
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i have a craaaaazy idea :D
I will post it now!
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