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Starstripe
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Date Posted: Apr 26, 2002 9:46 PM |
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There you go. Also, that last bit was meant to be Leia. Hope I didn't mess anything up, but I haven't posted in a while.
May the Force be with you (Twice. In bed)
-=[Cadet 005]=-
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Darth soursorous jr.
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Date Posted: Apr 27, 2002 12:57 AM |
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Suddenly an exploision went through the ship, and smoke broaled through followed by a roar,
What the siths but is going on?? Jacen Yelled
Peace Brother!! Anikan responded, I just added a few extra gallons of fuel to the oven, Haha, These pranks r what got me kiked out of the house a year ago.
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 27, 2002 3:53 AM |
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Run that by me again, with help file enabled please
:beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink: :beer: :drink:
May the Force be with you (Twice. In bed)
-=[Cadet 005]=-
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 27, 2002 3:54 AM |
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Just imagine the smilies, I know they don't work here :(
May the Force be with you (Twice. In bed)
-=[Cadet 005]=-
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 27, 2002 3:57 AM |
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>So sorry to you editor-like chaps and chapesses, I forgot the >< in my last two posts. Apologies<
May the Force be with you (Twice. In bed)
-=[Cadet 005]=-
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 27, 2002 7:37 AM |
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>Umm... Jedikiller, I'm afraid that post doesn't really fit. You look kinda new. If you're wanting to add to the story, you should read it: no one was thrown out of any house (I'm assuming by "house" you mean the Solo home), it was clearly stated at the beginning that the Punks LEFT home of their own accord.
Anywayz, I have to work today (1:30 to 10!), but if I can scrounge up the time, I'll post on the story!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 27, 2002 10:56 AM |
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<oh, me post! >
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 27, 2002 11:11 AM |
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"I want to hear this new 'album' by the Rogues. I'm sure it's terrible." commented Anakin.
"Hey!" said Valin and Jysella at the same time, "Our dad's a Rogue!"
"You poor children!" murmured Anja. "How terrible..."
"HEY!" they shouted.
"Shhh! My babies don't like shouting!" hissed Jaina.
Valin and Jysie went red. "Oops. Sorry Jaina."
"Yeah, well, me and Zekk are out of here. We'er hitting up a brewery. You guys are all welcome to come with us, of course." said Jaina, hopping out of the med bed.
"Ah, Jaina, I don't think that's wise..." said Leia.
"Nonsense!" she said, dashing out the door, dragging Zekk with her. "And someone get ahold of that holoalbum by those Rogues- I need to hear it when I get back."
"Do we really want to buy it, Jaina?" asked Jacen.
"Don't argue with ME!" screeched Jaina, already down the hall.
TBC
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 27, 2002 11:11 AM |
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C "[Shoot, guys, she's already sounding like a mother.]" howled Lowie. "Yeah. I'm really up for that beer, now." muttered John. "Hey! We are *sober* remember, guys?" snarled Tahiri. "Ah, not anymore..." muttered John, who took off, racing down the corridor after Zekk and Jaina. "Sithspit. It was so successful for a while..." Han whispered, watching a few more Punks follow Zekk, Jaina and John. <all done!> *~*~*~*Two*~*~*~
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Date Posted: Apr 27, 2002 2:41 PM |
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After having quite a few Gundark tear drop wine coolers Jaina looked directly at Zekk. "Well what are you waiting for?" she said. He got the hint. Slowly he reached around her slender waist , stuck his hand down the back of her Corascaunt vataun jump suit. It felt warm an saticfying to him. He griped hard an suddenly...he got what he wanted from her
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Date Posted: Apr 27, 2002 2:43 PM |
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Pulling up a sac of credits out of her suit Zekk says...."Thanks for the loan. I need to settle some ol'dets to Boba Fett. Damage to his ship during my hunt for raynards crack head dad,You understand...pay ya back later thanks
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Apr 28, 2002 7:39 AM |
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Funny, but...it doesn't flow with the rest of the story at the moment. Also, Do you want to be made a Psychopathic Jedi? We're the authors of this story. Otherwise, I'm sure whoever posts next will ignore your posts.
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Date Posted: Apr 28, 2002 7:42 AM |
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>Ok, that was random. And erring a little too much towards the 'dirty'. Please don't post unless you're up to date on the sotry and are a registered pyscho with a rank. It's makes life loads easier for the rest of us. www.galacticbasic.net/forum should take u to the forums where most of us hang out, and There's a thread in the cantina where you can request membership.<
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Jaya Saja
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Date Posted: Apr 28, 2002 10:09 AM |
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>ok guyz, i tried to find the COnvo thread in the Fan Activities forum and i checked all the pages up to page 13 and it wasn't one anyof them! so who ever is in charge of it, u've got some problems. i don't know where the thread is!<
(oh yeah i think i'm Green 03)
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Jaya Saja
Total Posts: 2599
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Date Posted: Apr 28, 2002 10:11 AM |
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>oh ####! i just realized what i said! i've ben going in the Fan Activities this whole week looking for the thread! when it was in the Cantina!*slaps herself* i feel soooooooooo dumb!<
Green 03
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Date Posted: Apr 28, 2002 11:56 AM |
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>I gave it a bump up, so it should be easier to find<
The BritneyBot gazed up at the stage, confused. She didn't know these songs. The music was different from anything she'd ever heard. Of course, the only music she'd ever heard was that of her living double, but still, she wondered why she didn't even recognise most of the words.
But it was worse than that. Her confusion extended even futher when she stared at the guitarist. Surely a robot couldn't fall in love with a New Republic General?
*cadet01*
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 1:09 PM |
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>Draws blaster pistol, takes careful aim, and shoots this thread off of page 3.<
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 1:20 PM |
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>Whoa, if this thing was on page three, we've REALLY got problems! I'm out for THREE DAYS and ya'll quit on me!!! Ah well... I'll always be a Psycho... that sounds REALLY weird.
Quick question: is Allie and Allie (lol) with Jaina and Zekk? (On the way to the brewery).
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 2:08 PM |
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>Okay, let's see here... I got my sugar, some caffeine(sp?), Blended Ewok (several), and straight chocolate... I think I'm ready to post now! Extremly EEL!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 2:33 PM |
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~~~ (back to the Punks...)
Anja, still cradling Allie (though at this point, she wasn't sure which Allie), grabbed Lowie's arm with her free hand and ran after Jaina. Jacen and Tenel Ka dashed out behind them, the former taking the other Allie from Jysella. John grabbed Jys's hand and led her down the hall. Valin and Killy ran full tilt down the hall.
Anakin started to follow suite, but Tahiri grabbed his wrist. "No."
"But..."
"No! You know I can't drink."
"Yeah, I know, but what about ME?! I don't have anything to worry about!"
Tahiri's scowl said to him: 'Yes, you have to worry about what I'm going to do to you!'
TBC... >may take a minute or two...<
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 3:11 PM |
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C...
Anakin let out a defeated sigh, and after a moment of thought said, "Well, Jaina seemed to like Pepsi. Why don't you try some? Besides, you're pretty used to sobriety now, so it should be easier for you."
Finally, Tahiri grudgingly agreed. "Fine. But if you give me a hard time, so help me, I'll kill you!"
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 3:58 PM |
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Anakin spread his arms to convey innocense. "You're the boss!"
It was at the ship that Anakin and Tahiri finally caught up with everyone else. As soon as their feet hit the ramp, it began to retract.
Jaina was already issuing orders. "Jacen, you hold Allie, and Anja, you hold Allie. Zekk, to the cockpit!"
Zekk threw her a small, mocking salute behind her back, but said nothing. Sinking into the copilot's chair, a thought struck him. "Uh, didn't we forget to pay the med bill?"
Jaina shrugged. "I'm not really concerned about that right now." She began hitting buttons seemingly at random on the console.
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 4:41 PM |
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"So, uh, honey?" Zekk began. "Where exactly are we going?"
Jaina had finished the abreviated prelims, and was lifting the ship off the ground. "Oh, I heard of this place that someone built in the asteroid belt around Hoth. The entire asteroid is one big brewery!"
"And does this brewery have a name?"
"Something like the Frozen Guzzler or something. It's supposed to be a really nice place. They have a bar and grill, and you can even take tours through it! i can't wait to actually see it."
"Uh-huh."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 4:57 PM |
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~~~ (Back in the Solo apartment on Coruscant...)
Leia sat looking out the window, just watching the traffic and the skyline. Han's wicked curse pulled her from the tranquility, as his curses tend to do. "What's wrong."
Han was at the computer terminal, reading the daily news. "These headlines! 'Rappin ############# Dothamir.' 'Rogues Blow Bastion Away.'" He let out a low whistle. "'Even Vortex Loves Rappin Rogues.' Sounds like the kids have some competition."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 4:58 PM |
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~~~(Hoth astroid belt...)
"This is the Jedi Punks, requesting permission to land," Zekk spoke into the comm.
The voice of a beautiful-sounding human woman came back: "Permission granted. Plaese prceed to dock 27."
"Thank you. Jedi Punks out." Zekk smiled at Jaina. We're here."
Jaina nodded. "As soon as we land, I want to take a quick shower. My hair hasn't been right in two days. Once we're all ready, then we'll go!"
Jaina landed the ship and let Zekk shut it down. "I'll be ten minutes tops. And remember, this is a nice place, so, look presentable." With that she darted down to the refresher to clean up.
TBc...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 4:59 PM |
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She was out in seven minutes. She found everyone waiting for her in the lounge. "Well," she said, running her hand through her hair and adjusting her tube top over her still swollen belly. "How do I look?"
Zekk stared blankly, not sure of what to say.
Jacen had the answer though: "Like a cow."
Lowie burst out with laughter and Zekk hit his brother-in-law in the gut. "She just doesn't have her figure back yet, that's all. It's only been a few hours!"
Jaina shool her head. "Whatever. Let's just go!" She cradled Alicen and Zekk took Alecia. Jaina led the group out of the ship and to the bar.
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:00 PM |
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As they walked under the sign that said "Frozen Guzzler Bar and Grill", the barkeep said gruffly, "We don't serve their kind here."
Zekk, not wanting to endanger his daughters, handed Allie to Jaina and stepped infront of her protectively. "Hey, man. We don't want any trouble. In fact, uh... we don't even know what you're talking about."
The barkeep's voice came down in tone. "Oh, I'm sorry. Wrong cantina. Can I help you fine people?"
Jaina was already seated at the bar and had sat the twins on her knees.
The barkeeper noticed them. "Oh, how adorable." Zekk stepped to the bar and put his arm around Jaina. "How old are they?"
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:00 PM |
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"A few hours," Zekk answered.
"Well, congratulations! We also serve virgin beers, if you'd rather not expose them to alcohol yet."
"No thanks," Jaina said. "I worked too hard to stay sober for the past nine months. I don't wanna screw it up now."
Zekk took Alecia back from Jaina and had a seat on the bar stool next to her.
The barkeep nodded. "Alright then. Well, Mom, what'll it be?"
"Where's the storage unit?"
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:01 PM |
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The barkeep began to point down a corridor, but Jaina was already on her feet, handing Tahiri Alicen and running down the hall.
Zekk suddenly felt sick to his stomach, and let his head fall to the bar. HARD. Allie let out a pleased giggle. Zekk turned his head toward her. "You thought that was funny?" he said in a very un-Zekk-like voice. "You thought it was funny that Daddy hit his head on the counter? Well, get used to it, kid. I still live with Mommy, you know."
Zekk gave Alecia her passifier(sp?) and held her to his chest, rocking slowly back and forth. "Speaking of Mommy, I guess we'd better go find her. Here, Jace. You'd better take her. Just in case I have to pry Jaina away from a carton of beer."
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:02 PM |
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In the storage room, the Punks found Jaina polishing off the last jug of lomin. Zekk looked around at the stoarge tanks. All the gauges said 'empty.'
Jaina let out a staisfied hiccup and tossed the jug aside to shatter against a wall. The crash made Alicen cry, which made Alecia cry. Tahiri and Jacen carried the babies out of the room."Jaina," Zekk said with a groan. "What have you done?!"
Jaina looked around. "Well, I do believe I've just drained ths entire storage unit! I think there's another one down that hall down there..."
Zekk bent down to help her up. "Come on. Let's get back to the bar. We've got to slow you down."
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:03 PM |
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"Yeah, you're right."
"We-ell, welcome back!" The barkeep greeted them again as the Punks took their former places at the bar, Jaina and Zekk holding the girls again. "Can I get you something, ma'am? By the glass?"
Jaina smiled. "Yeah. How about a Windex? On the rocks, if you can amnage it."
The bartender laughed outright. "Why, I'll just go planet-side and get you some! Heh heh heh. I'm just kiddin'! How about you ma'am?"
Tahiri groaned. "What do you have that's non-alcoholic?"
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:03 PM |
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Anakin looked around with mock distraction. The barkeep got the hint and winked at Tahiri. "Well, I've got this here stuff from some little rock called Earth." He reached under the counter and pulled out a blue can that was wet with condensation. "Try a Pepsi."
The rest of the Punks placed their orders. Tahiri stared at the top of the can, not sure how to open it. At last she found the boldfaced, red lettering on the top that said "Lift tab to open." She did.
As she brought it to her lips to drink, the side of the can caught her eye, and she let out a scream and let the can fall to the floor. She turned and buried her head in Anakin's chest. "Oh, no!" she wailed.
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:04 PM |
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Anja bent down and picked up the can and gasped with horror at the picture on the can. It was Wedge, wearing very black, very baggy clothes, a cap on sideways, and a large, gaudy gold chain--the pendent of which was an X-wing that took up half of his chest. Under the picture were the words "Rappin' Wedge."
Jacen took one look at it and said, "Oh, how corny!" and went back to his lomin.
"Punks, this is not good," Tenel Ka said. "We must stop this band. And what, pray tell, IS "rap" anyway?"
Everyone, barkeep included shrugged. "Well, I don't know what rap is," the bar tender said. "But I do know that they're playing a concert on Corellia in a few days. Their debut tour. So far, they've just been releasing HoloAlbums on different planets to test the reaction."
Jaina exchanged galnces with the Punks. "To Corellia then!"
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:06 PM |
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>Before the next few posts, I have to give credit to Smash Mouth. They're my favorite band, and I've been waiting for a prime oppertunity to do this since November. Hopefully, I'll be a part of the Smash Mouth Street Team someday.<
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:07 PM |
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~~~
The Punks found the Rappin' Rogues at the same place on Treasure Ship Row that they made their debut concert. Tahiri volunteered to stay in the ship with the twins, since she was "feeling strangly tired, and never really liked Wedge anyway."
Jaina, her figure finally slimmed enough to where she could see her feet again, garabbed one of the audience members for questioning. "What is rap? I've never heard of it before. Why is it such a hit?"
The kid, no older than fifteen, stuttered, "No one knows what it is. Rap is not a word in any Basic vocabulary."
Jaina pushed him aside and found a place to watch the concert, if it really was a concert.
The same doors slid apart as they did two-and-a-half years earlier for the Punks.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:07 PM |
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Wedge stood at the center of the stage. "Hello, Corellia!" He shouted into the microphone. "We're going to start off with a song that we wrote. My inspiration was my first girlfriend. I met her before I even found the Rebellion. If she were here now, well, chances are, she'd have killed me already."
He turned around and nodded at the drummer in the back, who counted out a beat with his drumsticks.
Wedge started with the vocals:
"Tell me why we're all gluttons for pain.
The girl is totally insane.
She doesn't know the meaning of tame.
Still I can't put out the flame.
Hey hey.
I wanna play
on the team that you despise"
The Punks exchanged confused glances. "THIS is RAP?!"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:08 PM |
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Jacen backhanded Ankain who was headbanging to it. "These are our rivals, here!"
Wedge was still going:
"...every night a Halloween.
She says 'keep the motor runnin' man'
Like I was some machine!
You can *talk talk*,
but I'm keepin' her stock.
I wouldn't even change a thing."
Here, the rest of the male Rogues joined in for the chorus:
"Why fight?
You've got me roped and tied.
I've hit your baited line.
I'm so diggin' your scene!
I said!
You're playin' with my head.
I could split,
Instead, I'm so diggin' your scene."
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:08 PM |
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The Punks watched to their further amazement--if it were possible-- four men storm the stage. "Who are they?" Anja asked to no one in particular. Jaina shook her head.
The music stopped abruptly. Wedge confronted the men. "What are you doing?! We're in the middle of our concert, here!"
The most imposing--and obviously the leader--stepped foreward to get at eye level with Wedge. "You didn't write this! This is OUR material! Greg here wrote it!"
Wedge laughed nervously. "I don't know what you're talkin' about! I wrote this! It's even on our Album! Look!" Wedge pulled a HoloAlbum out of his pocket and handed it to the man.
He snorted and showed his friends, who began laughing. The between laughs, the leader said, "Rappin' Rogues? Are you serious? This ain't rap, buddy!"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:09 PM |
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Wedge stepped closer to whisper to the man. "Shh. Don't say that. No one here knows what rap is, myself included. It's just a word we made up to sound cool." The man laughed some more. "Shh. Okay, what're your names? Who are you?"
The leader stepped back and said proudly. "My name's Steve, I sing. This is Greg. He writes the music and plays guitar. This guy here is Paul: he's on bass. And this guy back here is Kevin. He plays the drums. And we're Smash Mouth."
Wedge laughed. I'll bet you guys don't even have an album.
"An album? No. We've got three," Steve said. "And you're playing OUR music, and you're playing it terribly."
"Oh really? Just what are you going to do about it?"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:10 PM |
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Steve smiled. "Funny you should ask that." He reached into his pocket and pulled out an Earth-style microphone. He pressed a button on it and an orange lightsaber blade sprang from the end.
At the sight of the glowing blade of energy, Wedge laughed nervously and stepped back to be with the safety of the Rogues.
Kevin drew forth drum sticks. Thin lightsaber blades came from them when he counted a beat of six. On six, Paul and Greg began playing their guitars, and stun bolts shot from the necks of the instruments.
When Wedge turned around again, the Rogues had left the stage, minus the few unlucky ones that were hit with stun bolts.
Steve advanced on Wedge. "Man," Steve said, lightsaber still drawn, "If you're going to steal our music, at least sing it right."
Steve brought the blade to Wedge's throat. "Now. You find out what rap is if you want to be known as 'Rappin Rogues'. But I should warn you: it's not really music."
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:10 PM |
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"I-it's not?"
Steve shook his head. "Now, run before I hack you to pieces." Wedge didn't move. Neither did Steve. Looking him in the eye, and only a few inches from his face, Steve yelled "WHA!!!!" in Wedge's. The General, who had never turned his back on a fight, ran screaming off the stage.
Th Punks cheered in the back: the only ones truely happy the show had been proverbally canceled.
Steve put his mic-saber back in his pocket and took the real microphone from the stand where Wedge had left it. "I know you guys came out for a concert. And since the Rappin' Rogues won't be 'rappin' anymore, we'll play the songs from their album-- that WE wrote-- the way they were meant to be done."
Kevin, occupying(sp?) the abandoned drums in the back, counted out a beat of four.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 29, 2002 5:12 PM |
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Steve began with the vocals and the rest of the group came in on their various cues:
"Some-body once told me the worrld is gonna rule me.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed.
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her fi-inger and her thumb,
in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
*WELL*
The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'.
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'
Did it make sense not to live for fun?
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see,
So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go.
you'll never shine if you don't glow."
The rest of the band came in for the chorus:
"Hey now,
you're an all star.
get your game on, go-play.
Hey now, your a rock star.
Get the show on get-paid
All that glitters is gold,
Only shootin' sta-ars break the mo-oo-old!"
>Done!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: Apr 30, 2002 7:21 AM |
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*Bump*
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* Sarah *
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Date Posted: Apr 30, 2002 12:41 PM |
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<This belongs on the FIRST PAGE>
~Green 02~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 30, 2002 4:02 PM |
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<K, I'm gonna post>
~*:)*~ SFP ONE~*:)*~
One more thing...just so you don't get us confused, I'm Sticks, and Rogue Eleven Sticks is Rogue.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 30, 2002 4:08 PM |
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The Punks all cheered once the concert was over, especially Jaina. "Man! Beer and a good concert, what more can a new mom want?" she cried in glee.
The Punks all made their way back to their ship where Tahiri greeted them at the door. "Guys! Welcome back!" she cried, hugging everyone. The Punks left the room, confused by her strange mood. Tahiri reached out and drew Anakin back. "Wait," she whispered, and leaned forward to give him a kiss.
Anakin drew back in alarm. "Tahiri! You've been drinking bee-"
"Shh!" Tahiri whispered.
"But-"
"It's okay, darling," Tahiri reassured him. "I'm not pregnant." she added.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Apr 30, 2002 4:20 PM |
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Anakin looked at her, startled. "You're not?"
"No. It was a false alarm all along."
"What was wrong with you then?" Anakin asked.
Tahiri held up a small package. "These have been the reason for my morning sickness and mood swings."
Anakin looked carefully at the package and read: "Kraft Macaroni and Cheese". "This...stuff was giving you morning sickness and mood swings?"
"Well...when you eat 50 packages before you go to bed...you can kinda guess that you'll be sick in the morning...but..."
"Where did you get this stuff?"
"This funny man gave me some on the streets the other day, and this box just seems to keep regenerating itself."
"Ah. Aha."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Apr 30, 2002 4:25 PM |
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"You don't believe me?" Tahiri asked, looking offended.
"Of course I do!"
"Good. And, honey, lets just keep this little incident to ourselves, okay?"
"Okay." Anakin smiled at his wife.
<done>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
<hope u dont hate it, but do we really want more babies? it might make the punks look like tramps>
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 30, 2002 5:08 PM |
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>Yeah, Sticks. That was a good call. But did you have to diss Mac and Cheese? lol<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Date Posted: Apr 30, 2002 5:44 PM |
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There was nothing anymore dirty in my post than there is in the YJK series. Sorry I'm not registered! Its a little annoying when you try to have a little fun an people like you take it to the extreme! Wont happen again and I'm sure you will not lose any sleep over my one post. Which continued from where the last post left off so it was not out of context.
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 9:13 AM |
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>Judo chop! *Chops this off of the 2nd page*<
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 1:51 PM |
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>Judo chop! *Chops this off of the 2nd page*<
>Ana Mendoz, your'e so creative with your *bumps*. I love it. :) <
~Green 02~
>Yes, it's me, sarah_bg. I changed my SN that's all.<
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 3:16 PM |
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>You know, Wari, there's a complaint thread about us already started over in Forum Feedback, submitted by one emp.dan. You can take your problems there. But, we're getting most of the support there. We weren't trying to keep you from having any fun, but we've been doing it this way since November and haven't had any complaints about it. I'm sorry you feel that way. And no, you're right: we won't lose any sleep over your posts, that last angry one included.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 3:49 PM |
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<Amen, Podracer. Couldn't have said it better m'self...well...ok, I admit that I could have said it better, but o well ;) >
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 5:00 PM |
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<there's a complaint thread about us!?! i didn't know that! i have to see this... :) :D >
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 5:02 PM |
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<oh, yeah, and me post... :D >
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 5:20 PM |
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"So, guys, where are we off to next? Now that there's no competition, we probably should start touring again, just to keep up the image." said John.
Jaina whirled around, holding Allie. "Coruscant to John, I just had twins in the last few weeks! What makes you think I want to go touring when I could be spending time with my family?"
John's jaw dropped and he stared at her. "Wh-wh-what did you just say?"
Jaina burst out laughing. "Just kidding! You guys are all part of my family!"
Tahiri swiped at an imaginary tear. "That's so sweet Jaina!"
Anja nodded. "I agree. I feel loved."
"[That's because you *are*, sweetie.]" roared Lowie. Anja just smiled.
"Zekk, will you hold Allie?" asked Jysella.
TBC
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 5:24 PM |
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<lol did emp.dan really start a protest? he really needs to get a life. IF you can't adapt to something, there's no point indestroying it. Granted, I shouldn't talk, cause all my good fanfics are non-starwars, but i still came up with rogue sqadron and. anyways chek out my webpage when its up (thatll be awile), and can i use this thread there?
P.S.:is this technically a fanfic?
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 5:28 PM |
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C
"Which Allie?" he asked, sipping a Windex.
"Alicen. Sithspit, can't you even tell your own daughters apart?" Jysella said.
"Mmm...not really." Zekk shrugged. "I was thinking, about touring, that we should go to Thyferra."
"Thyferra? Who goes to Thyferra?" asked Anakin.
"We could. The Vratix there probably never heard a good rock concert before." Zekk shrugged again.
"Dude man, how many Windexes have you had?" asked Jacen.
"I think it would be cool to go to Thyferra! My dad fought there, you know, I learned about it in Anchient History!" spoke up Valin.
Tahiri winced. "Ouch."
"Anchient History, huh?" Anakin asked.
Valin paled. "Don't tell my dad I said that!"
"Secret's safe with me, that is, if Uncle Valin will agree to free babysitting for the rest fo the week." commented Jaina.
Tbc
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 5:32 PM |
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C
"So," Jacen said, "To Thyferra it is, then?"
"I guess so. No more Rogues, right?" asked Anakin.
"Sure. I think those other people- who were they?- really humiliated them. Hah, serves them right for plagerizing." said Anja.
"That is correct, friend Anja. I think that the Rappin' Rogue threat has been eliminated. For good." added Tenel Ka.
"I hope so." said Zekk.
"Hey, that's our dad!" shouted Valin and Jysella.
A comlink chimed. Anakin thumbed it on. "Anakin here."
C-3PO's panicked voice came out of the speaker, and Anakin could see him flailing his golden arms around."Oh, Master Anakin! I have the most dreadful news! We have a holo from the Rappin' Rogues! If we do not stop making music, they will perform a memory wipe on Artoo and Guri! Oh, Master Anakin! What are we to do? I told Artoo..."
<sorry, i thought that the rappin rogues was a funny idea, and i'd like to have them stick around for a while longer...:D>
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 5:37 PM |
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<yeah that kinda what i meant for the rogues when i posted asleep earlier. To be kind of 'street' as opposed to the Punks. But that would be pretty wierd in the SWG.>
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: May 1, 2002 9:25 PM |
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> "Look up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's........SUPER BUMPERGIRL!!!"
*Super Bumpergirl bumps this off the second page*
"Thank you, Super Bumpergirl! You have saved us all!"
I really have too much time on my hands. <
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Abe Simpson
Total Posts: 27
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Date Posted: May 2, 2002 11:15 AM |
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hehehehe I must say I love these u guys should all be authors.
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Date Posted: May 2, 2002 11:15 AM |
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bump
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: May 2, 2002 3:34 PM |
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>Thanks, Abe Simpson! That was really nice! I think it's great that the nice people show up right after the annoying ones.... *smile* Yeah, emp.dan threw a fit again... to the mods. I thought it was pretty much dead, obviously I was wrong. We've gotten the support so far... then again, I think that only three mods actually read this one. Well, here's a link if you're interested: http://forums.starwars.com/thread.jsp?forum=46&thread=38222I'll try to post later (if I have time)! If I don't get the time, it'll be Sunday, cuz I'm working tommorrow and Saturday. *Sigh* Gotta get paid. ~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~ =*=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: May 2, 2002 3:39 PM |
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>P.S.:is this technically a fanfic?
>Hmmm....yeah, I think so.<
~Green 02~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: May 2, 2002 4:05 PM |
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>This is a fanfic, because we are fans, this is fiction, and it's a spinoff from the normal SWgalaxy, it's just ongoing... and a comedy... and run by Psychos....<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 2, 2002 11:19 PM |
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<you know, i'm thinking this is really sad, when we have to keep bumping the story off the 2nd page! remember the good old days when we never had to do that? ::sigh:: those were the days...lol! bumpbumpbumpbumpbump!>
<hehe!>
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 3, 2002 8:57 AM |
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off a whole lot of pages you story.
next post will trie and get the story on line
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 3, 2002 9:03 AM |
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"i told artoo that i would tell you about the threat. You will help them, right? please help them!"
"C3PO, don't worry we will. Now, where are they at?" asked Anja.
"i will find out for you." said C3PO.
"so talk to you later, 3po." said Jiana.
./. Cadet 2 ./.
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Abe Simpson
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Date Posted: May 3, 2002 1:48 PM |
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"Yes of course m'am, but now maybe I should call you my lady?"
"Okay? I guess it makes me feel powerful," Jaina laughed.
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 3, 2002 10:49 PM |
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<ahem! bump! we need a story rescue soon, guys!>
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: May 4, 2002 2:36 PM |
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<another bump! where is everyone?! i feel so alone.... ;D >
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 4, 2002 4:10 PM |
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<hey, Abe Simpson, are you interested in becoming a part of the group? Ya know, a Psychopathic Jedi? If so, just speak up! :)>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
<hehe, I'm so excited! only 12 more days until EPII!!! and only 7 'till my birthday! (although I'd have to say I'm more excited about EPII than my own bday...sad...)>
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: May 4, 2002 5:39 PM |
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Urg.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: May 5, 2002 6:22 AM |
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<Alright, finnally got caught up on the story....maybe I'll post.>
*~* Three *~*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: May 5, 2002 6:36 AM |
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"So, I guess we can't go to Thyfferra now, huh?" Valin asked mournfully.
"Duh!" Jysella said, as she smacked her brother across the back of his head.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"For trying to think, when it obviosly doesn't come natrally." Jys replied. Allie and Allie started to cry due to the noise.
"Will you guys cut it out!" Zekk said bouncing Allie at least I think it is Allie...no, wait it was Allie! on his knee.
"Yes, you've made the girls cry!" Jaina said disapprovingly.
[but, what are we going to do about Artoo and Guri?] asked Lowie.
"And, what about the tour?" Asked John.
"Hey, keep it down guys!" Jacen said.
"Yes, listen to Jacen my friends!"
"Shhhhhh!" said Tahiri, and for once Anakin was speechless.
<Sorry, had the urge to post...guess i didn't help much though...Did he really start a complaint thread?! ROTFWWL!>
*~* Three *~*
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Abe Simpson
Total Posts: 27
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Date Posted: May 5, 2002 10:32 AM |
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Yes I'd like to be a member of the group.
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Date Posted: May 5, 2002 10:59 AM |
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THere's two sites where most of us hang out. Chances are you'll find someone on one of them to swear you in (check Beeurd's GalacticBasic first, there's more of us there and we've got our own user group) www.galacticbasic.net/forum http://mjade2005.suddenlaunch.com/indexmjade's lacking on members at the mo, and has been having some problems.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: May 5, 2002 11:23 AM |
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Ok, Abe, I'm not sure what Cadet number you'd be, but I'll tell Podracer and she or someone else can give you a rank. For now just put Cadet ? or something at the bottom of your posts. :)
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Abe Simpson
Total Posts: 27
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Date Posted: May 5, 2002 12:26 PM |
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"What wrong Anakin?" Tahiri asked concerned.
"Nuthin," Anakin said quickly.
Anakin was speechless what the hell was going on.
"Why are you speechless?" Jacen asked.
"I...I...think I'm losing my voice!" Anakin screamed.
"Oh...puberty...your voice changes." Jacen said.
"MAN! I though I'd finished puberty! I..." Anakin struggled,"l.l.l.l.lost my..." Anakin had lost his voice.
"OH GREAT!" Jaina said.
(Cadet)
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Terminator 2100
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Date Posted: May 5, 2002 1:30 PM |
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http://forums.starwars.com/thread.jsp?forum=46&thread=41778Who'd of thought it Abe Simpson - Emp. Dan, well what I gotta ask how could Dan change from mocking this place yelling at it's owner, to praising it and wanting to join?
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: May 5, 2002 5:16 PM |
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Hmmmm.....well, he'd better not be Emp.dan or out he goes! Second chances don't work.
.:.:.: First officer :.:.:.
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Anakin_skywalker456
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Date Posted: May 5, 2002 5:54 PM |
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<God, some people just don't give up>
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: May 5, 2002 9:27 PM |
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<Super Bumpergirl bumps again.>
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Terminator 2100
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Date Posted: May 6, 2002 10:52 AM |
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by the way I'd like to join.
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 6, 2002 11:10 AM |
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Okay got to [url] www.galacticbasic.net[/url]
and (then thats where we are) then find an officer such as Rogue eleven and get a rank if i could i would of given you one.
./. Cadet 2 ./.
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 6, 2002 11:27 AM |
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"Oh dear, we need some emergency help." said Tahiri.
"Are you sure it is puberty?" asked Zekk.
"[well, this should be interesting. how is he going to talk to us?]lowie asked.
While this was going onAnikin was franticly trying to get everyones attention. Needless to say it wasn't helping, but it was entertaining Allie.
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Mjade2005
Total Posts: 279
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Date Posted: May 6, 2002 11:31 AM |
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oops forgot this thingie
./. Cadet 02 ./.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: May 6, 2002 2:57 PM |
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<Yeah...go to GalacticBasic.net/forums...register, and I'll give ya a rank...I'm Rogue by the way...>
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