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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Apr 18, 2002 5:06 PM |
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::bump::
heheh, you guys know better than to let it get to the 2nd page!! ;D
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 18, 2002 7:24 PM |
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Apperently not
Page Rescue Service
10 Credits please!
(I'm getting rich)
May the Force be with you (Twice. In bed)
-=[Cadet 005]=-
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The Invisible Ana
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Date Posted: Apr 19, 2002 1:59 PM |
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*Bump!*
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 19, 2002 2:17 PM |
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>Good! I was SO worried that I'd come back to find Jaina had had the twins already. I have a few ideas that have been plaguing me for the last few days I've been out cuz of work. I have to start getting ready for work literally in about five seconds, but i want to say this: I would really appreciate it if y'all left the twins to me, and I promise, i WON'T kill them! I have evil plans.... And a word of warning, if I come back tommorrow (if i can get on that is) to find sober Punks, I will PERSONALLY tie them all down and pump them full of lomin ale INTRVENOUSLY! Well, you now what I mean. I hope.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Apr 19, 2002 3:10 PM |
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<oh come on i have plains for the sober punks. i'll leave the twins alone but you leave the soberness alone.>
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 19, 2002 4:27 PM |
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<yeah, the sober brigade is a funny new twist, i think, please leave it that way for a lil bit at least, cuz we've overdone the sith clone midget nogrhi thing, and they need some opposition and battles again... ;D)
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 19, 2002 9:18 PM |
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<ok, this is sad, so i will post. but my post will be pathetic, but at least someone's posting, right? ;D )
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 19, 2002 9:42 PM |
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"R2-D2, years ago you served my uncle in the Rebellion, and now we beg for your help in this struggle against sobriety. This is our most desperate hour. Help us, Artoo. You're our only hope." Jacen said into the comm unit. He waited hopefully for the response.
Artoo blatted harshly.
"Ok, ok, that was a poor attempt. I know, I know, and yes, we know that was a pathetic rendition Mom's speech she had you play for Obi-Wan way back when. But, seriously, will you help us?"
Artoo twittered questioningly.
"Well, it all started when Anakin went s-s-s-s-s-"
"You can say it, friend Jacen." Tenel Ka encouraged him.
"Right. Anakin went s-sober. And, Tahiri was seduced by the darkside, and Jaina's with them too now, due to her pregnancy, she can't drink, and now they want us s-s-sober, too! We need to hide, and quick! Please, Artoo?" pleaded Jacen.
Artoo squaked rudely into the comm speakers.
TBC
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 19, 2002 9:42 PM |
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C "I know you and Guri were busy, but we *need* you! You are our only hope!" cut in Zekk. "You should hear Jaina's mood swings, too! Sithspit, she'll kill you if you get in her way! It's terrible, Artoo!" Jysella's voice was quavery as she whispered,"Please, Artoo?" Artoo honked. "You will? Oh, Artoo, you're the best!" exclaimed Anja. "[Party, Punk-style, at Artoo's!]" roared Lowie. "Thank you Artoo. We owe you our lives. It's just that once Mom and Dad catch wind, we'll be on Coruscant's Most Wanted! They'll say 'Look and Anakin and Tahiri and Jaina. THey can do it, and so can you. And you *will*.' If they catch us, it's gonna be the end of the Punks, for sure!" added Jacen. "See ya planetside, Artoo!" said John in the background. <all done! i know how terrible, but, oh well! hehe!> *~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Apr 20, 2002 8:47 AM |
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K, I'm posting
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 20, 2002 8:53 AM |
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"So, what's the plan?" Jaina asked eagerly.
"Alright...we find the punks, and kidnap Zekk," Anakin said.
"That's all?" Jaina asked doubtfully.
"Then we lock him up and keep him sober until he realizes that being sober is fun!" Tahiri offered helpfully.
Bob groaned. "You guys, you know I really want to help, but-"
"You're staying." Anakin glared menaceingly (sp?) at Bob. Bob gulped, and offered a nervous smile.
"Ok, lets go then! I can't go on much longer without Zekk," Jaina whined. She started walked away and started to exit the room.
"Um...Jaina, that's the window," Anakin said.
"Oh, right," Jaina replied, and brought the foot that was dangling out in the air back into the room. "Well, don't just stand there! Our friends need our help!"
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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The Invisible Ana
Total Posts: 2201
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Date Posted: Apr 20, 2002 2:26 PM |
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*UpUpUpUpUpUpUp!*
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Apr 20, 2002 4:13 PM |
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hehehehe...ooh, this is purely evil...
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Apr 20, 2002 4:21 PM |
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Zeek had a strange feeling...like he was being watched. He couldn't sense anyone near by, though. He chugged an entire bottle of strong Corellian ale, hoping to clear his mind. But it didn't work.
"Sith, guys, I think Anakin, Tahiri, and Jaina are right. Being drunk just isn't fun anymore." he said sadly. Jacen had a green look to him and puked again--a victim of a nasty hangover--then nodded.
"We've lost our immunity to hangovers." Jacen agreed.
"Let's go find the others. Thanks for the help, Artoo, but we've decided to be sober." Jysella suggested.
"Bee-bloop-bleep! boop-boop-ie-doop!" Aretoo whisteled.
"Yeah, see you around." Tenel Ka said. The punks loaded into the Drunk Punk and flew back to Coruscant. They decided to change the name of the ship. Jacen, Zeek, John, and Valin all took a stand against most the girls' ideas. But the girls didn't agree with any of the guys' ideas either.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Apr 20, 2002 4:30 PM |
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C
The left the ship--after landing, of course--and wer heading back towards their apartments when Zekk, Jacen, and tenel Ka were mugged. The others continued on without them, still bickering over a ship name.
"Mumph! Mumm!" Jacen said, trying to bite whoever's hand was over his mouth. The person kicked him behind the knee before he succedded, though. Jacen realized the person was barefoot.
"Shuddup and stop struggling, Jace. it's only me." Tahiri said. Jaina eventually got tired of struggling and levitated Zekk. He used some colorful words the punks shouldn't have known and tried to get away, but failed.
"Anakin, let her go." Jacen said. His younger brother released Tenel Ka, who whipped a knife out of her boot and twisted Anakin around so his neck was up against the blade so quickly that she was a blur.
"lET ME GO!" Anakin shouted. Tenel Ka reluctantly did as he had told her.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Apr 20, 2002 4:33 PM |
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C
"Either the three of you go sober or we turn you into Grandpa Vader for underage drinking." Jaina said.
"We went sober a while ago." Zekk replied.
"To gramp's office it is, then."
"Jaina! We're sober! No more beer!"
"Seriously? You won't abandon me again?"
"Never."
"Oh. Good." Jaina let Zekk fall. Then she kicked him, hard. "That's for running off in the first place.
"Moody women. Always my fault." Zekk murmured. Jaina narrowed her eyes.
"I could always kick you again."
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Apr 20, 2002 4:35 PM |
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<my idea is to have Jaina drink an entire brewry out of buisness after she has the twins. But I have to wait for Podracer's idea, first. Don't shoot me, but it's easier to get them all drinking again if they're all sober, first.>
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 9:12 AM |
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>Yeah, well, my idea involves a concert, so we'd better get them all on the same side. Especially if Jaina is seven months along. That's not much Earth (::sigh::) time. So, I'll let y'all have some fun with the sobriety before I mess it up. Can't have any continuity problems, now can we!
Hmm... was that sarcasm? Sad when I don't even know what I'm talking about.
I'll post a little later. I'm going to go freezing-- er, I mean SWIMMING. Sith, the water's cold! Oh well. First swim of the season. Can't miss it!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Czulkang
Total Posts: 1024
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 9:23 AM |
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I think we're almost at 2000.
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 9:46 AM |
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Yep, the next post will be 2,000.... :)
~Green02~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 10:29 AM |
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"No, please don't kick me again!" moaned Zekk, nursing his ribs.
Jaina smiled slyly, narrowing her eyes.
Pulling Zekk up by his ponytail, she said,
"Let's go visit gramps anyhow. I hear he wants to talk to all of us!"
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
Yay, 2000th post!!!
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Czulkang
Total Posts: 1024
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 10:29 AM |
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That's right, the next post will be 2000.
Wait a second, did I lose track of something?
|]Stead Five[|
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 11:02 AM |
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>YEEHAH! 2000 POSTS! CONGRATUALTIONS, Y'ALL!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 3:30 PM |
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Yeah! 2000 posts...Finally! Party in my cantina on beeurds...
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 6:49 PM |
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one word: bump!
hehe
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 6:50 PM |
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<oh, yeah, hurray for 2000 posts! hehe!>
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 7:22 PM |
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>*PRS*
10 Credits please!
Ok, nothing is happening, I guess I'll post (it will probably be bad)<
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 7:39 PM |
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The Punks, when they were all gathered in CoS Vader's office, decided to open the meeting with some less important matter. They settled on renaming the Drunk Punk.
However, they could not agree on what to name it.
Anakin and Tahiri, still Sober, thought they should name it the Empty Glass but Chief Vader, who was becoming the Punk's Stage Manager and Tech Crew (Threepio had gone hunting the BritneyBot again), said it would remind the other's about Beer.
He suggested the Punk Star, but the Solo twins decided it was too similar to the Death Star.
Jacen and Tenel Ka Solo said it should be the Jedi Punk, but Jaina and Zekk disagreed.
They said it should be the Multi-Phasic-Converter-DuraCell-Alluvial-Dampener-Na+H2O=Boom (Jaina was still sober).
But, no-one except the Sober people could pronounce that, so they decided on the Jedi Punk.
TBC
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 21, 2002 7:39 PM |
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C
Then Vader, who had been looking at a datapad, said, "You guys have a tour that starts in three weeks. Maybe you should write some new songs."
Two hours later, Jacen sat in the empty cockpit, watching the swirls of hyperspace, datapad on his lap, as the Punks left for Artoo's planet.
The words just won't come he thought.
May the Force be with you (Twice. In bed)
-=[Cadet 005]=-
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Apr 22, 2002 1:25 PM |
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Ooo, me post!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 22, 2002 1:34 PM |
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Jacen reached up to be sure that his hair had stayed in place. Tenel Ka hadn't been pleased when he cut his hair from a full 30 cm to a short 25 cm, died it blonde, and used SuperHoldToughGuyGel to flatten it on top of his head.
The familiar presence of Jaina pulled him from his revere. She sank into the pilot's chair to his left. As she lowered herself into the chair, she pulled her tube top down securely over her swolen belly, so as not to show too much stomache. Jaina felt her brother would be more comfortable that way.
Jaina ran a hand over her tummy absentmindedly. "Anything?"
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 22, 2002 1:43 PM |
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Jacen shook his head. "Not a single word, nor a single note!"
Jaina let out a sigh. "Jace, punk brother of mine." Jacen smiled. "Let the Force guide you. Come to the Grunge Side! Let your head banging urges surface! You can't fight them!
Jacen shrugged, "Yeah, you're right."
"WASSUP!!!!!!" The youngest Solo child entered the room. Jaina looked at Anakin, wondering if it was his short, tye-dyed hair that made him look so much taller than her.
"WAZZZZZUUPPPPP!!!!!" Jacen and Jaina answered in unison.
*done! Notice anything? :P read the second post and the third on this story if you dont...dejavu(sp?)...*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Apr 22, 2002 3:03 PM |
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"Dude," Anakin said, looking at Jacen.
"Have you thoughtof something yet?" Jacen shook his head.
"Oh, that's okay. 'Sides, dinner's ready."
"Who cooked this time?" Jaina asked.
"Tahiri"
"Somehow I don't feel very safe about the food being served. Everyone knows she can't cook!"
Anakin scowled.
"Even you have to agree. Remember when she didn't cook the tongue long enough? You were sick for weeks!" said Jaina before her brother could answer.
"Anyway, I hope we've got pickles. I've got the urge for them right now!"
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Apr 22, 2002 3:14 PM |
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"You've got the urge?" asked Anakin. Jaina nodded, her eyes growing wide.
"I think I've found the reason' said Jacen, reching around on the floor behind Jaina's seat. He picked up a bottle that read:
Clairol Herbal Essence With pickle craze inducing pickle scent!
Anakin made a face.
"Pickle scented shampoo?" he asked incredulously.
Just then Tenel Ka walked into the cockpit and took one look at the bottle and Jaina, clawing wildly at the seat and eager to raid the ship's kitchen.
"Ah. Aha." she said.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Apr 22, 2002 3:15 PM |
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Oh yeah.....
>Done<
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: Apr 22, 2002 3:47 PM |
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"WAZZZZZUUPPPPP!!!!!"
Sticks.....THANK YOU! :)
I've been waiting for this to be put back in! Please post more like this. It's funny and is what attracted me to the story in the first place. :)
More teenage jedi punk! :)
~Green02~
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Emp. Dan
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 1:42 PM |
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"Well anyway Jaina I need to talk to you."
"What about?" Jaina asked.
Jacen revealed a book STAR BY STAR.
"I read this and I found out Anakin dies."
"WHAT!" Jaina was shocked.
"Well I don't think we should tell him." Jacen said.
"But that would stop him being heart broken..." Jacen looked." I mean yeah your right."
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 4:18 PM |
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>I'm going to post now. I think enough Punk time has passed for me to implement my 'plan'. MWAHAHAHA! Oh. Did that EEL come out of MY delicate mouth?
As usual, emp.dan, you completely ignored the guidelines for the story, so I have to ignore your post.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 5:07 PM |
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***
Zekk poked at his steak with his fork. Strangely enough, he was nervous about the upcoming concert. He glanced up at Jaina sitting across from him and tried to stifle a laugh. She was devouring an industrial sized jar of pickles. Zekk shuddered and prayed to whatever was kind enough to listen that she revert back to her normal eating habits once the twins were born.
Anja noticed that he was worried. "What's wrong?"
Zekk looked back up to see his wife pouring the last droplets of pickle juice into her mouth. "Well, I guess I'm a little nervous. About playing on Gamorr."
Anakin piped up. "And, consequently, how DID our first tour stop end up being there?!"
"Yeah," Jysella said. "I've heard about their mosh pits. Scary!"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 5:56 PM |
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Jaina, having licked the jar clean, let out an enormous belch that shook the hulls of the ship.
"Bless you," John said.
Jysella elbowed him in the ribs. "No, dingbat! That's when you sneeze."
John shrugged. "Close enough."
Jaina, ignoring the ridicule, glanced at the wall chrono. "Oh, Sith, we'll be coming out of hyperspace in a few minutes. Zekk, we'd better get to the cockpit."
***
Backstage, less than a minute before the first sober concert, Jacen was having a last minute bout of stage fright. "I can't believe Mom and Dad are actually coming to Gamorr to see us play!"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 5:57 PM |
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The entrance cue came, and the Punks ran onto the stage to meet a screaming crowd. AS she ran, Jaina noticed a knot form in her stomach. 'Sith! To late to be nervous now. Oh well. I'll just ignore it and it will go away.'
The Punks took their familiar places on the stage. "HELLO, GAMORR!" Jaina yelled into the microphone. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?"
The crowd of overgrown pigs squealed in delight.
"Then let's roll!" Zekk shouted.
And so the song began. But Jaina's mind just wasn't on the music. Something felt wrong, but she did her best to shield it from Zekk and the others.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 5:58 PM |
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***
Han, Leia, and the other Punks' parents stood on the repulsor-lift balcony over the third row. The kids wanted to make sure their parents didn't get caught in a potentially fatal moshpit.
Leia had to admit: the kids were rockin'.
The second song was half-way through. It was the opening song from the Corellia concert, she remembered.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 5:59 PM |
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***
Jaina found herself really having a hard time concentrating by the second song. 'Oh, my solo's coming up! Get it together girl!' She told herself.
Jaina prepared to start her solo, when the pain came. 'Oh, that was no nervous knot!' As hard as she tried, she couldn't shield the others from the pain. As she doubled over, Zekk fell to his knees, Jacen and Anakin gasped hard.
"JAINA!" Anakin yelled. "NO! Someone's shot Jaina!"
***
Han and Isolder dove to catch Leia as she fell to the ground. "Leia! And Jaina! ANd Jacen! And Anakin! I don't know who's hurt worse!" Han shouted in aggravation.
Leia regained control. "It's Jaina," she tried to tell Han, but the poor man was a basket case and running around in circles. She rolled her eyes and let Isolder help her up. "Call a medic to the stage."
***
Tenel Ka nad Anja rushed to Jaina's side, the latter glaring at Zekk. "Wimp."
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 6:01 PM |
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Jaina, trying to stand with the aid of the girls, managed around the pain, "Zekk! It's time!"
Zekk paled and fainted. Jaina crwaled the three feet to his side; slapped him, HARD. He came to with a jolt. "Zekk, you moron! Get up! Help me! I'm the one with to little girls in me that want out! Get your butt up and help!"
Med droids came with a repulsor sled to the stage. Han and Leia had come down from the balcony to the stage.
Zekk was still feeling his wife's pain-- literally. Han slapped him on the back. "Kid, I think you're taking this whole 'sympathy pain' thing too far."
Zekk ran to catch up to the sled; took Jaina's hand. Leia hung back to walk with Han.
Han was still freaked out. "I'm too young for this," he said.
Liea looked up at him and stopped walking. "Han, you're sixty years old."
"Exactly! And... Oh, stop being right all the time!"
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 6:03 PM |
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>Done! There, have fun with that little addition! I didn't think we actually needed to write Jaina giving birth, but, if y'all want to, go ahead! Do whatever!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 6:21 PM |
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<ooh!! me post, me post!! haha!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 6:23 PM |
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<ok, well, i never figured out what we decided on for the twins' names, so im gonna stick sumthign in, we can always change it later...>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 6:47 PM |
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Zekk followed Leia, Han, Jacen, Anakin and the rest of the Punks and Solo-Skywalker entourage as they made their way to the med-center.
"I'm going to be a dad! I'm going to be a dad! I'm going to be a dad! I'm going to be a dad!" he exclaimed quietly.
Jacen and Anakin both turned around to glare at him. "Dude, man, like chill out. It's not that big of a deal." muttered Jacen.
"NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL?!" holllered Zekk. "OF COURSE IT'S A BIG DEAL! THIS WILL CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER!"
Now Tenel Ka turned to glare at him. "Friend Zekk, please, shut your mouth. Or at least, tone down."
Zekk blushed. "Er, sorry."
"Hey Zekk," called Valin, "Do you think you'll be able to handle all the blood?"
"Blood?" Zekk paled.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 6:48 PM |
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"Zekk, do you know anything?" hissed Jysella. "Gosh, you'd think you were a street rat or something."
Zekk cleared his throat. "I, ah, was a street rat."
"Oh. Right."
"So, Zekk, what did you decide on for names?" asked Jacen.
"Well, Jaina and I haven't thought too much on names..." he replied.
"Well, when you decide, which'd better be soon, dude, we can take an official Punk Vote!" exclaimed Jacen. "Now taking nominees for the twins' names. Since it's two girls, how about Jacette and Annette?"
"[Or, Terraniirra and Tallaniissa.]" offered Lowie.
Tahiri laughed. "Ah, no. More like Teniri and Tanja."
"Teniri and Tanja? What kinda names are those? How about a reasonable one: Blaze and Bria? Or, Violet and Rose : our two favorite hair dye colors!" suggested John.
"Your two favorite haior dye colors are pink and purple?! That's just plain Sith!" exclaimed Tahiri.
"What did you expect?" he shot back.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 6:55 PM |
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"Guys, listen, I'm-we're *not* naming the girls after any of you. I appreciate it, but, no. More like Alicen and Alecia. or something like that." stated Zekk.
"Alie and Alecia...I kinda like that..." said Jacen.
"Sounds cute. Alie Solo and Alecia Solo. Has a nice ring to it." murmured Anja.
Zekk beamed. "I thought so too. Or, Tala and Tera. But, I am not naming them after Mara and her 'sisters', I just thought it sounded nice."
"Tala Solo...cute... Tera Solo...even cuter..." said Tahiri.
"If Tahiri likes it, then so do I." added Anakin.
"So," Jacen annouced, "We have our two nominees. Let's check with Jaina, and hold our vote!"
TBC...
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 7:00 PM |
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They ahd arrived at the med-suite that Jaina would be in, and Zekk followed Leia and Han in, asking Jaina about names.
"YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT?!" the shout echoed out of the room. The waiting Punks winced. "HELLO! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF LABOR HERE! CAN IT WAIT?!"
Zekk ran out of the room. "And I thought we were over the mood swings..I, ah, guess, those are fine...you guys hold the Vote, I'm going to go inside...Jace, Anakin, you guys are welcome to come in also, I'm sure Jaina wants you there..."
"Right behind you." they said, trailing him into the room. The rest of the Punks acquired the supplies for the Vote, and they started one by one placing their votes in the ballot box.
Valin totaled the votes. "And, the winner is, by only one vote, Alicia and Alicen Solo! Now, to check it with Zekk and Jaina..."
<ok, those are what i came up with, but i made it so that if jaina doesn't like them, we can pick new names...i thought those sounded cute, though...hehe:D>
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 23, 2002 7:01 PM |
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<oops, i spelled Alecia wrong... it's supposed to be Alecia and Alicen..hehe...>
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 1:33 PM |
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>I think the names we picked were Alexandra and Alexandria. That way, everyone get's confused: [Jaina tells Zekk to change Alex. He leaves the room, and picks up the wrong kid.]
Nice addtition, Tahiri! I got some ideas that will have to wait a few days though. They don't quite fit in with the story right now. (Actually, I've got a notebook that I write my ideas in. Gives me something to do during class.)
I gotta go get my brother from school in a minute, but I'll try to write some when I get back.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Emp. Dan
Total Posts: 621
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 1:36 PM |
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OKAT THAT'S ENOUGH Give me one good reason why you keep ignoring my posts.
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 1:51 PM |
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>okay. 1 good reason. I can answer that.
for any1 else who wants to know, there were a few simple rules that Podracer gave in the beginning of the comedy.
1: nothing about the NJO. At all.
2: Mara and Luke are married.
3: the ages of the Solo kids, which have changed.
we won't ignore people's posts if they fit into the story and follow those guidelines. (unless we divorce Luke and Mara...hehehe)<
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 1:52 PM |
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I'll post now...mwhahahaha!
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Emp. Dan
Total Posts: 621
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 1:54 PM |
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When did I dis the Solo's age in my last post, I post in a min and you tell me what's wrong with it?
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:01 PM |
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The punks waited in various places for the birth of the twins. Anakin and Jacen had taken the only two chairs in the waiting room, and their girlfriends (or wifes?) sat on their laps.
It was well past midnight when one of them actually went to sleep. Lowie was growling something about Gammorea (sp) and the awful smell under his breath. Valin and Jyssyla had a lightsaber fight to pass the time, and the others watched them, only half interested.
Anakin was almost asleep when Kyp turned up.
"Ummm...Jedi Man told me to tell the punks he needed help from Mega Jedi." he said with a shrug.
Anakin stood up, startiling Tahiri. She glowered and took his seat, sleepily yawning once his back was turned.
"Where is he?" he asked.
"On top of a building. On Coruscant." Kyp said.
"Coruscant?!" Anakin exclaimed.
TBC
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Emp. Dan
Total Posts: 621
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:05 PM |
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"Why is he on a building in Coruscant?" Anakin asked.
"Beats me? But he seemed depressed," Kyp added. Anakin was confused.
"What about?" He asked anxiously.
"Do I look like a mind reader!" Kyp yelled.
Anakin ran off searching for his brother.
"Where are you going?!" Kyp asked.
"To find my brother!" Anakin yelled.
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:07 PM |
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"Why would you care?" Tahiri asked.
"No reason."
"You're going to sneak out of here in a minute. I can sense it, Anakin Solo." she snapped. "Sit."
"But--"
"Sit."
"Tahiri--"
"I said sit." she growled menacingly. Anakin took a seat where he was standing. "Stay."
"Yes ma'am." he said sarcastically.
"Shut up."
Anakin puzzled over her sudden mood swing for a minute. Dropping out of a chair wouldn't have made her this angry on a regular basis. Was she...?
Tahiri senrt him his answer through their force connection. Yes. Don't you say a word. The others would have sensed the general feeling of that, but not the actual words. Tahiri was preganant?
Somehow Anakin didn't find himself to be very overjoyed. In fact, he was anything but cheery at the moment. Jedi women were moody enough to begin with!!
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:11 PM |
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>uh, good, it fit, but I was still posting. TBC means 'to be continued'. we sign our rank when we're done. ;D<
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:16 PM |
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>I'm not trying to be mean or stuck up or anything, so don't get mad at me, but it seems that alot of people have trouble understanding me lately. I think we gave some guidelines in the convo thread, too, if you want to go to the cantina to see it.<
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:21 PM |
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Hey I've read most of this comedy and i think u guys r great.
especailly stiks podrac and tahirir
Come chek out my topic i want to hear people's opinions.
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:31 PM |
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Emp.dan, I want to try to explain this to you. I'm not mad, and I'm not saying you can't post here (i couldn't stop you anyway.)
The original guidelines are on the VERY first post of the story. (Like Jaina said, the only thing that has changed is the ages. That is it.)
Now, this is why we are generally hostile to you when you post on the story.
When you first started, you went WAY into the NJO. Why did that tick us off? I started this thread to give everyone a a chance to recover from Chewie and Anakin's death. (Notice, the date of the first post is in November, right after SbS came out.)
Secondly, your posts change direction too much. Like just now, Jaina was having children, and you start talking about Anakin , Mega Jedi and Coruscant.
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:34 PM |
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Third: we have only hinted about the exsistance of the SW movies and books. Your bringing SBS into the story had no basis with the story at all.
Fourth: you have to wait until the person that is posting has finished. "TBC..." means "To be continued," and not to post yet. You will know that they are done when they have posted their rank. Most of us say "Done!" or, "That's all for now," at the bottom of our last post. (me, I just put it ona separate post).
TBC...
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:39 PM |
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Fifth: Continuity. Your posts generally don't fit in with the broader story. For instance, Jedi Man is Gus. Anakin is NOT Gus's brother. Gus is Luke's alterego from an alternate universe. I know the story is confusing, but sometimes, you have to look back to see how everything is related. Or, if we don't remember some little detail, like the name of a long-buried (in the story) minor character, you can make an educated guess and say before-hand that you aren't sure, and if the next person knows, they will correct it for you.That about covers it. I'm sorry we've seemed so rude to you by ignoring your "contributions", but if they don't fit in AT ALL, we can't add to it, and therefore, it kills the story. I hope you understand now. I know we've had this conversation before in the past. Tell you what though, Emp.dan-- If you want to argue your point some more, than you can e-mail me at:
corelliangurl@cs.com
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:48 PM |
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>Oh! A new fan! Nice to meet you, Anakin_skywalker456. (I'm gonna call you Anakina now, to save time, space, and as a way of welcoming you. Yes, we have strange customs, I know.) I'd love to see your topic! Can you give us link to it? Just don't go trying to steal my Psychos now! (lol)
Anywayz, Anakin, would you like to be a Cadet? Since you posted something nice in the middle of our mud-slinging, I'll let you pick who you want to induct you, if you want to join. (you REALLY made me feel better by posting that.) Oh, but I'm going to have to ask you to use the thingies like we do. (these: ><) I know, I forgot to use them on my last few posts. Sorry y'all!<
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Emp. Dan
Total Posts: 621
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 2:50 PM |
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Jaina's having a baby at 16, geez what a s lut!
thanks anyway I'll just leave this place, I know when I'm not welcome.
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 3:01 PM |
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<hey thanks podrace for the enthusiasm im not 15 yet so im not as cynical as some epople i know. these forums are great, I like how they go beyond the NJO, whch is getting too wierd. (among other things). My link is in this section, it's "Why kill anakin" and I posted it to see waht people have to say about why Anakin was killed. Also, I would like to become a cadet, and I don't mind who initiates me. (you would be fine).
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 3:03 PM |
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<What's with the time that's recorded when you post a messadge? Is it Mountain time or something?
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* Sarah *
Total Posts: 2894
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 3:03 PM |
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Jaina's having a baby at 16, geez what a s lut!
She's married! Didn't you read the story at all?
~Green02~
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 3:12 PM |
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< could some one bring in Rogue squadron (like maybe as a rival rock band or something?) I can write but I can't start a plot twist>
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 4:59 PM |
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<ooooo Anakin, i like that idea! the Rogues in a rock band- lol!! and, what are the twins names??>
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 6:12 PM |
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<What do you mean by the twin's names? I think that the ideas here are fine so I don't want to anger them. (so I think Kali and Kalicia would fi the pattern). >
Colonel Gavin Darklighter was lounging around with the rogues one day when he decided that his squadron needed a job. they hadn't had combat duty in three years and the groups was getting idle and disinterset in their duties. So he was watching a holovid of the jedi punks gigs and he hit upon an idea to mak his own punk band.
<there's an intro, I'll right more tomorow. Feel free to add something USEFUL to it>
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Apr 24, 2002 6:31 PM |
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<I wanna make rogue squad kinda like a street-ghetto band vs the ,uh , more, like, wahtever jedi punks>
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Emp. Dan
Total Posts: 621
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Date Posted: Apr 25, 2002 11:15 AM |
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Course I read the story but 16 is too young.
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Date Posted: Apr 25, 2002 11:56 AM |
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>you seem to ahve it reverse: the ages have chagned, but nothing else on the first page has. She's at least 18 now.<
Wedge Antilees was surprised at Gavin's suggestion, but nodded thoughtfully.It wasn't as if there'd been anything for the military to do for ages. What with Jediman, Mega Jedi, and whatever the name of that other was, and the punks taking care of all force related threats, the Rogues had been kicking about for a while.
Plus, he was a mean guitarist.
*cadet01*
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 25, 2002 2:02 PM |
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>Uhh... shouldn't we finish up with Jaina? I like the Rogue Squadron idea. What exactly is, "street-ghetto?" Is that some kind of rap? If so, then, hey! I'm all for it! (I cannot STAND rap!) And, emp. dan, would you please use the triangular brackets when posting chatter? This thing has to be edited, and the brackets are a symbol to the editor not to include that part of the text. Thanks! Well, Anakin, if you'll find your way here: http://galacticbasic.netI can give you a proper induction!< ~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~ =*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Apr 25, 2002 2:03 PM |
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Hello Anakin! everybody calls me Rogue. I'm Stead Pilot #3...and I'd like to invite you to my cantina(okay, so I rent it!)
Go to :www.galacticbasic.net/forums
Register, go to the cantina section...there's a thread there called Cantina:Party for Jedi Go there...tot he last page...and post!
It's not as confusing as it sounds.
C U There!
~Rogue
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Apr 25, 2002 2:04 PM |
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<lol beat me to it>
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Anakin_skywalker456
Total Posts: 66
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Date Posted: Apr 25, 2002 3:42 PM |
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<Where in galctic base do you want me to go? I'm not sure where I go to be inducted. Also, I think I have to say that your thread there, sticks, is a bit hard to follow. why is it everywhere I go people complain about how their modems don't work well. As for the "ghetto-homie thing I was more than haf aseep when I wrote that so plz ignore.>
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Apr 26, 2002 2:24 PM |
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>Here you go, Anakin. This link will take you directly to the Cantina are of the forums. http://www.galacticbasic.net/forum/viewforum.php?forum=2&7465Near the top of the page, in the cluster of links on the semi-upper right (directly over the topic list), you'll be able to register so that you can post there. Once you get there, scroll down near the bottom, and open the topic "New Ranks: that I put up. You can announce your presense there. I garuntee that everyone will look in that topic cuz everyone's dying for another promotion! Here's an idea, why don't we finish introducing the new "threat" of Rogue Squadron, and incorporate that into the story: [As soon as Jaina's twins are born (poor girl's been in labor for what, 3 days now?!), the Punks can hear from a wandering fool that there's a new band in town.] But too, there's also the loose end of sobriety and I think someone wants o take care of that. Who was it?< ~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~ =*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 26, 2002 5:46 PM |
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<ok, me post, but it'll be short. I'm naming Jaina's children, btw.:)>
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 26, 2002 5:57 PM |
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Zekk emerged from the med suite, after a few days of long labor. He glowed, despite not having slept for three days. He came out to the waiting room, where the Punks were. Zekk laughed when he saw the bunch, Tahiri was sleeping, and so was Lowie, and Anja, and John, and Valin and Jysella, and Tenel Ka.
Zekk drew a deep breath and bellowed, "WAKE UP!"
Tahiri bolted straight up, and the rest of the Punks looked around guiltily at being caught asleep. "That's great, Zekk! Can we see them?" she said.
Zekk beamed. "Of course!"
The tired Punks followed Zekk into the med room, where an exhausted Jaina rested, with two little bundles in her arms.
"AWWWWW!" exclaimed Tenel Ka, Tahiri, Jysella and Anja, running to the bedside. "They are soooooo *CUTE*, Jaina!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Apr 26, 2002 5:57 PM |
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C Jaina smiled up at them. "Thanks guys," seh whispered weakly. "I'd like to introduce you to Alicen and Alecia Solo." "Can I hold her?" whispered Jysella. "Which her?" asked Jacen,who suddenly appeared next to the bed also, grinning. "Allie. I want to hold Allie." she said. Jaina lifted her to Jysella, who cradled her carefully. "So, Jysie, I can put 'Aunt Jysella' on the head of the list for free babysitting?" The Punks laughed. Leia and Han enetered the room, bearing two bottles of champagne. "How about a celebratory drink, guys?" suggested Han. Tahiri stared at him, appalled. "Mr. Solo, you know we don't drink!" "Dad, how could you suggest somethign like that?" demanded Anakin. "I'm all for it. I've been in labor for 3 days, and I need the drink." spoke up Jaina, amidst the shocked cries of the outraged Punks. "What?" exclaimed Zekk. <all done!> *~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 26, 2002 9:16 PM |
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>Me post<
May the Force be with you (Twice. In bed)
-=[Cadet 005]=-
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 26, 2002 9:41 PM |
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"Well, I only said I wasn't going to drink when I was pregnant," Explained Jaina as she savagely bit the top off the bottles and drank them dry.
"Now that I've given birth, I need BEER! LOT'S OF BEER! NOW! Zekk, will you please bring me to a brewery?"
"I thought we were over the moodswings," he muttered.
"I knew you would say yes!" Jaina cried. "When do we leave?"
"Oh, well, there's nothing for it. Except, of course, beer."
"Now? Oh, I love you."
"I know." He rolled his eyes.
TBC
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 26, 2002 9:42 PM |
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C
Five minutes after they left, The Punks and the Solos were still fussing over the babies, whom Jaina and Zekk had forgotten. Chief Vader walked in, followed by Threepio, who was saying,
"No, I distinctly recall Alderaan being destroyed. You can not be the Chief of State on a planet that doesn't exist. I-"
"Who's my little babies, oooh? Ga?" exclaimed Vader, putting down the bottle of Martenelli's he'd brought.
He'd remembered that the Punks were sober.
"Grampa! Good to see you. But what-?" This was Jacen, wonderiing why the man who had killed billions was tickleing his cousin.
"I've always had a soft spot for babies, you see."
TBC
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 26, 2002 9:44 PM |
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C
"Yes. This is a fact." Tenel Ka, who was holding Alecia, gave him to Anja, who was squirming in anticipation.
"Come, we should leave the ward. the Gamorrians will have sat around for three days, fellow punks!" yelled Han, running for the door.
"Oh, Sith!" cried Jacen. "We forgot about the tour."
"Let's go, first we can chase down Zekk and Jaina, then on to Gamorr, to pick up where we left off."
But just as they were leaving, Artoo and Guri, face fully repaired, entered the ward, crying, "WAAAZZZUUP!" in basic and droid.
"WAAAZZZUUP!" Came the chorus of replies.
"May we see the babies?" asked Guri.
TBC
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Starstripe
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Date Posted: Apr 26, 2002 9:44 PM |
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C
"Oh, We heard you planning to go to Gamorr, but I don't think they want you guys any more. The Rappin' Rogues went through There and blew the crowd away. Also, there hit HoloAlbum, Rogue Squadron way outstrips all of your tunes, and I heard there planning to release a new one, Wedge's Gamble, in a week."
The Punks were stunned.
"Wedge started a band? I mean, I always heard someone playing when I went by the Rogue's base, but I didn't think he would do it."
May the Force be with you (Twice. In bed)
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