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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 2:23 PM |
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< Oops, sorry! TBC. Nearly done!>
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 2:46 PM |
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***
The days passed. The citizens of Ankh-Morpok had yet to discover space travel. They stayed in a little hotel. They were losing hope.
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More days passed.
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Then some more.
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A couple of weeks passed.
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A month or two passed. Then...
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"I don't want my children on this Force-forsaken planet!" said Jaina. "Find a way out of here.... OW!"
"What's wrong, dear?" asked Zekk.
"It's started!" she gasped. "I'm in labour!"
"Oh, no!" cried Zekk. "What are we gonna do?" He passed out.
There was a knock at the door. Lowie opened it. An plump old woman with rosy cheeks stood on the other side.
"The names Nanny Ogg." she said. "Did I hear right? Is this young woman going to give birth?"
"That's right." said Jaina.
"Let me help, dearie." she said. "I've delivered more babies than I've
had hot dinners."
She knelt down beside Jaina.
"These babies are ready to come!" said Nanny Ogg. "Are you ready dear? Now, push...!"
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 2:50 PM |
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~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~
<Done!>
<Some info on Nanny Ogg. She is on of three witches who lives outside of Ankh-Morpok. All she seems to do is deliver babies. Witches here are not like witches elsewhere. They use 'headology' more than magic. This is where you convince others that you are using magic when you aren't. Nanny Ogg is interested in men, her cat (I forget his name but he is REALLY strong - he could kill a human, he is also bad tempered.) and cooking. There ya go!>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 2:57 PM |
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<i post>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 3:15 PM |
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The punks waited out side the Jaina's room.
"I wish we knew what was going on in there." said Zekk.
"Well, your kids are being born, dumby." said Anakin.
"I wish we could get off of this planet." said Jacen.
"Well, we can't, stupid." said Anakin.
"I wish Luke or Gus was here." said Tahiri.
"Well......wait, why Luke or Gus? They would be as powerless as us." said Anakin.
"Because that glowing gold hair thing they do when they become super heros would not be affacted by what ever is stoping us form useing the force and they could fly off this planet and bring back a ship." said Tahiri.
"I'M AN IDIOT!!!" yelled Anakin as he banged his head against the wall.
Everyone just looked at him.
"I..ah..I'm going to go for a walk." said Anakin. "Be back soon."
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 3:26 PM |
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C
"Stupid, Stupid, Stupid...." Anakin said to himself as he walked away from the hotel.
He found a emty ally. There He turned into Mega Jedi. Shore enough his super powers all work fine. More then that the force was back.
"What ever stoped me from useing the Force before must not be powerful enough to stop my super Force powers." Anakin said to himself.
Anakin flew of that Force-dead planet and into space. Then he stoped realizeing that he had no idear where he was going. Who to go to for help? I know I haven't seen Lando for a long time. I'll go see him. then Anakin found Lando in the force and flew off toward him.
!?! Steadfast P-8 !?!
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 4:07 PM |
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>it would be a LITTLE more than a month or two, there, MDN2.
And E-wing: what? i don't understand the part about Anakin.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Starstripe
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 5:11 PM |
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>Anakin is a super hero, Mega Jedi. And I will post soon, so will the next person PLEASE keep them on the Discworld? And it's A'tuin, if it matters. Love it<
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Ewingfighteraol
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 5:13 PM |
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<reread page 117>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 5:15 PM |
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<I post, Again>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 5:18 PM |
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<I got an idea to make a new bad guy who is and isn't a punk at the same time.>
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Ewingfighteraol
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 6:00 PM |
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Mega Jedi flew to the planet Fondor. He landed and transformed back into Anakin. He found Lando easy enough and when he did found Lando wasn't alone.
"Lando good to see you. It's a surpise to see you Luke, shouldn't you be with Mara. She should give brith any time now." said Anakin.
"ANAKIN! Where have you been?" said Luke.
"I'd rather not talk about it. Let's just say we got stranded on a planet without the force. I came here to get a ship from Lando when i remebered i could fly." said Anakin.
"Oh, OK. To anserw your question Mara gave Birth a few weeks ago and she is visiting Karrde with Ben." said Luke.
"What are you doing here?" asked Anakin.
"Lando had a part i need for my newest invention." said Luke.
"Here it is." Lando said as he give Luke a part.
"Great now I can start it up. You want to see it before you go save the others?" asked Luke.
"Sure. They have waited this long they can wait a little longer." said Anakin.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 6:35 PM |
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C
They walked into the other room. In front of them was a giant mechine. It had a giant gateway in the center.
"Your sure this thing is safe?" asked Lando.
"Mosty." said Luke as he put in the part.
"What dose it do?" asked Anakin.
"To be honest, I don't know. My Lab Ewok ate my notes." said Luke as he powered up the mechine.
"I have a bad feeling about this." said Anakin.
"I hate it when you Jedi say that." said Lando.
"Here we go." said Luke as he pushed the big green button.
With that a portal opened in the gateway.
"See that wasn't so bad......Oh, know." said Luke.
"What!?!" said Anakin and Lando.
"Someone is coming thought." said Luke.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 7:29 PM |
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C
Then someone walked out of the gateway. It was Anakin Solo.
"What is going on here?" asked the new Anakin.
"Now i remember what this mechine dose." said Luke. "It's a gateway to the reversed galaxy. It's a galaxy on the reversed side of this one. We all exist there but what ever are biggest personal trait is here it's the opposite there." said Luke.
Just then the new Anakin grabed his lightsaber. He turn it on. Then he attacked the old Anakin.
"What are you doing, Anakin?" said the old Anakin.
"You hear the brain. You're my opposite. Since I know I'm the evil ruler of my galaxy I know you must be a good guy maybe even a super hero. And my name is Nikana" said Nikana.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 8:04 PM |
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C
Anakin and Nikana started fighting with there Lightsabers.
"50 creds on Nikana." said Lando.
"Deal." said Luke.
That's when Nikana cut Anakin's arm, but then a cut formed on Nikana's arm same as Anakin.
"What in the name of the Force?" said Nikana.
"I forgot to tell you. What ever happens to one of you happens to the other." said Luke.
"Oh that's it. I'm out of here." said Nikana and he ran off.
"Where do you think he's going?" asked Lando.
"If I was evil and I thought no one could stop me I would go after my wife, Tahiri."
"YOUR WIFE!!!" said Luke and Lando.
"Ya, I got married last month." said Anakin. "We better get going, Lando. Their defenseless when they are with out the Force."
"You two go on i'm going to take this mechine some where safe then i'm going to see my wife." Luke said as he powered down the gateway.
!?! Steadfast P-8 !?!
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 8:18 PM |
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>I post soon. May take awhile<
May the Force be with you (Twice. In bed)
-=[Cadet 007]=-
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Starstripe
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 9:15 PM |
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Back in Ankh-Morpork, the rest of the punks, minus Jaina and Anakin, decided to go for a walk around town.
They saw a man come up the street yelling "Git yore sausages! Inna bun! Rat-onna-stick! Granite loaves!"
The punks wanted to buy sausages "inna bun" from a man who called himself Cut-me-own-throat-Dibbler, and they asked him how much they cost.
"Fifty," he said.
But, as five lightsabers appeared in front of him (the punks thought he meant credits, not Ankh-Morpork pence), he said, "Twenty-five for people with glowin' swords."
The lightsabers moved closer to the tray.
"Five. An' that's cuttin' me own froat."
They tried to buy some, but they were rudely informed that "These Nude Repubic thingies are no good here. Get some real money."
Not remembering that they had no force, they all tried the mind trick at once.
"New Republic credits will work fine."
TBC
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Starstripe
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Date Posted: Apr 3, 2002 9:16 PM |
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C
CMOT Dibbler looked at them in stupidly.
"What do you think you are, some kinda Wizard wavin' you're hands like that? Go to the Unseen University, all the wierdos- I mean, ahem, Wizards, hang out there."
With that, he packed up his tray and moved off at a good clip.
The punks stood there, hands still held out in front of them.
"Well, shall we go to this University, my friends?" asked Tenel Ka.
"OK, which way?" asked Jacen. "Bob?"
"Yes? It's over there, most of the time." came Bob's voice from behind them.
"Most of the time?"
Well, it has so much magic concentrated there that it is not always there. It's on a hole in the Magic Continuinuinium."
"Continuinuinium?" Zekk asked.
"Yes."
"OK... which way was it?"
"Over there, two streets away."
"See you 'round. Oh yeah, you should get you're hair dyed... or at least a mohawk, dude."
The punks moved off, in the direction indicated.
-=[Cadet 007]=-
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 11:55 AM |
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Tahiri stared at the university, and worried about Anakin. The others worried about her. The random magic this close to the university was doing some odd things, and currently Tahiri was two inches tall. Tenel Ka picked her up carefully and put her into her pocket.
"Now we have to go in, if only to sort Tahiri out," Jacen said. Tenel Ka nodded, and they pushed at the gate. Nothing happneed.
"Hey, around here guys! These bricks come right out!" Zekk called them from a nearby alley.
Just as John and jysella were preapring to climb over the wall, having been volunteered to go first, an athletic gentleman jumped down, then stared at them in a mild horror. Another elderly gentleman flew over the wall, singing to himself.
"I am ArchChancellor Ridcully, and the man above you is the Bursar. You're not by any chance students?" The athletic man boomed at them.
tbc
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 11:55 AM |
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"Nono," Jacen shook his head vigorously. "Can you help us?"
"Hunting, shooting, fishing? No? Then no. Because that's what I'm off to do. Oh, and don't mention to the Dean you saw us, ok?" Ridcully strode out of the alley.
"Wait? Which one is the Dean?" Jysella called after him.
"The one large enough to warrant a moon!" The reply came back. The Bursar looked mildly at them for a moment, then, flapping his arms, flew in precisly the opposite direction to Ridcully.
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"When push come to shove-" Nanny Ogg was wiping her hands, "You ok, darling?"
A pale Jaina nodded. Two small girls were nuzzled against her, both fast asleep, for which Jaina was thankful.
"I'll be back in a mo. Just got to check on Greebo." Jaina nodded again.
tbc
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 11:56 AM |
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* * *
Greebo stared at the cowled figure in front of him. He'd seen it before, though never quite this close. He'd killed enough rats to know their Death. Manyhad mistakenly presumed that Greebo was the Death of Rats, but this was only right if they applied 'Cause of' to the front of their statement.
The Cowled figure took a swipe at Greebo's nose with it's scythe, and he flinched back. The tiny skull smiled evilly and advanced.
SNH, SNH, SNH
Greebo panicked, his back against the wall. How could you kill something already dead? He wasn't used to this. His Morphic field flipped.
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Tenel Ka, the last to leave the aley for the University grounds, turned around just in time to see the grey tomcat that had been following them turn into a man. A large, muscucular, black haired, 'well-endowed'... Tenel Ka stared. She was a married woman, after all.
"Woomarrn?" The cat-###-man yowled suggestively.
*cadet01*
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 12:50 PM |
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*bump!*
>I may be posting<
-=-=-= Stead Five =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 12:58 PM |
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>No I won't... I think I'll wait and see what happens first<
-=-=-= Stead Five =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 1:02 PM |
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>No I won't... I think I'll wait and see what happens first<
-=-=-= Stead Five =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 1:03 PM |
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>Doh! My connection broke - I thought it hadn't posted that...<
-=-=-= Stead Five =-=-=-
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 3:02 PM |
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You know, I think I'll wait to post cuz I'm a little it confused right now.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 4:46 PM |
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>You pansies! I guess your brave Commander has to do all the dirty work. (and with what MsSolo just wrote, it could very well end up like that!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 4:54 PM |
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>and just a word of warning: i didn't entirly understand MsSolo's last post, mainly b/c of the ###, so my post may not make the best of sense.... oh well. they never do.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 5:23 PM |
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Tenel Ka scolded herself, but not too much. she WAS from Dothomir, after all....
She slowly backed up towards the alley wall, unsure of what the cat-man said. "Excuse me?"
The man coughed and cleared his throat. "Oh, please forgive me," he said in a heavy core accent. "My transition wasn't complete, and it jumbled my words together."
He took a step towards Tenel Ka, a strange, almost conspritorial glint in his eye. "What I meant to say was, 'Have we met?'" He took her hand in brought it to his lips.
Tenel Ka smiled politely and gently pulled her hand away. But not quickly enough.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 5:24 PM |
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Jacen sidestepped back into the alley, and saw the cat-man kiss his wife's hand. His temper flared-- a trait he inharited from his father-- and stepped near Tenel Ka.
"Is there a problem, darling?" he said, eying the man with a warning glare and putting his arm around Tenel Ka's waist.
***
Anakin stared after Luke, then turned to Lando and gestured to the gateway. "Shall we?"
Lando sighed tiredly. "If we must."
"Good," Anakin nodded, took a dep breath, and charged through the gateway.
He came out the other side, right in front of a ship. "Well, now, THAT'S convenient! I just hope I can fly it."
Lando, as scared as he was, felt as though he had just swallowed his stomach, but followed after Anakin with one last sigh.
Anakina was already up the boarding ramp and half way to the cockpit by the time Lando made it. "So, exactly what do you plan to do, Anakin?"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 5:24 PM |
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"Well," he said, settling into the pilot seat. "I figure since the Diskworld is devoid of the Force, I can use irimalasy to create Force bubbles. If I can find any."
"Irimalasy?"
"Ysalamiri spelled backwards."
"Ah. I see." Lando chuckled after a second of thought. "It's a good thing the vowels are so neatly spread out in 'ysalamiri', huh?" More laughing at his own joke.
Anakin raised an eyebrow at the hysteric. "That was nowhere NEAR humerous."
Lando straightened up at once. "Sorry."
Anakin shook his head in pity for the man. 'Well, his wife, anyway,' he thought to himself.
"Hey, I heard that!"
Anakin was visibly confused. "Heard what?!"
"That you pity Tendra," lando sniffed, as if crying. "It hurt my feelings."
Still confused Ankain said, "I didn't say that."
"Yes you did! I heard it, plain as day!"
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 5:25 PM |
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>Still not quite done, but i have to go eat. I'll finish later if i'm able and no one's posted yet.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 5:41 PM |
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< lol I get it now....I can't believe it took me a whole minute to understand why Lando could hear his thoughts! >
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Beeurd's Girl
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 6:56 PM |
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>I still don't get it... Is it because they went throught the gateway?<
*~*cadet 06*~*
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Ewingfighteraol
Total Posts: 244
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Date Posted: Apr 4, 2002 10:52 PM |
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<please read my last post on the Cantina before posting more about the reversed galaxy.>
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 2:33 PM |
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>I guess I'll finish now... Y'all coulda posted if you wanted to. But I'm glad you didn't. I just hope I can remember what i was gonna do!
Ewing: I read the post. Now, could you come up with pronunciations for all those backwards names?
And I can't believe y'all are that slow.
Yes I can. nevermind....<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 2:43 PM |
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I guess I'm slow, cuz unless Lando has the Force, I have no clue why he heard Anakin...
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:13 PM |
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"Lando, I swear it! I didn't say a thing!" Anakin's eyebrows shot up. "Wait a minute! I WAS thinking that, though! There must be irimalasy onboard! Oh, This is so easy!"
Anakin jumped out of the pilot's seat and grabbed Lando's wrist and pulled him along behind him. "cargo hold," he mutterd to himself. "Must be in the cargo hold."
He came to a fork in the hallway and stopped. He bent down to pick it up. "Look, sir, forks!"
Terrorfied, Lando said nothing.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:15 PM |
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"Lando, I swear it! I didn't say a thing!" Anakin's eyebrows shot up. "Wait a minute! I WAS thinking that, though! There must be irimalasy onboard! Oh, This is so easy!"
Anakin jumped out of the pilot's seat and grabbed Lando's wrist and pulled him along behind him. "cargo hold," he mutterd to himself. "Must be in the cargo hold."
He came to a fork in the hallway and stopped. He bent down to pick it up. "Look, sir, forks!"
Terrorfied, Lando said nothing.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:22 PM |
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>Oops! Sorry! I think I lost the continue, so it may take a while longer<
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:23 PM |
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Anakin shook his head as if to clear it. "Sorry. I don't know what came over me." He tossed the utensil over his shoulder and looked around. "Now, we just have to figure out where the cargo hold IS."
Lando stepped foreward and opened a door, right into the cargo hold.
"How did you know that!?" Anakin said. "Nevermind. Must be your new attunement to the Force."
"No." Lando pointed to a sign over the door. "Dloh ograc."
Anakin raised an eyebrow.
"Cargo hold spelled backward."
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:24 PM |
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"Oooooohhh." Anakin crossed the threshhold. "Oh Sith!"Lando jumped back, afraid there really was a Sith.
There was.
Drawing his lightsaber, Anakin advanced on the Sith. "Die, Sith scum!"
"AHHHH!!!!" The man jumped and curled into a fetal position in the nearest corner. "No! I am not Sith! I'm a Htis! I don't want to hurt you! I want to help you!
Anakin slapped his forehead and extingushed his lightsaber. "Duh! Okay, little man. What's your name?"
"L-L-Luam. Htram Luam."
For the first time, Anakin could see the red and black tatooes that covered Luam's face. "Well, Luam, nice to meet you. I'm Anakin. You don't by any chance know where we can find some irimalasy, do you?"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:24 PM |
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Luam stood, walked to a cargo crate and kicked the lid of. In it, were what looked like ysalamiri, only... backwards.
"Great!" Anakin said. "About how big are the bubbles?"
"Well, one about that size isn't very large. You see, the bigger the animal, the smaller the bubble. Weaker, too."
Anakin shrugged. "Makes sense. How many do you got. That are this size, I mean."
The Htis counted on his fingers for a minute. "Several."
"Perfect, we'll take 'em!"
"Sold! To the little man with his fraidy-cat friend!"
'Jerk,' Lando thought.
"Am not!" protested Anakin.
"Not you, moron."
Anakin rolled his eyes. "Whatever, let's just get these things outta here and back to the Discworld."
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:26 PM |
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***
'Oh, I wish I knew were Zekk was! I hate being here. Alone. Without the Force. I can't sense the girls! It's not right! I feel blind. I could just scream!'
"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Jaina did scream.
Nanny Ogg came running into the room. "What's wrong, deary?"
"I CAN'T USE THE FORCE!!! I'm gonna go CRAZY if I don't get the Force back soon!"
By now, the babies were crying, having been awakened.
"Oh, great. Stupid me," Jaina berated herself. "Oh, I wish Zekk were here!"
"Jaina!" Anakin ran into the room wearing a backpack. "Jaina! Are you alright!"
"Oh! Why aren't you Zekk?!?!"
Nanny Ogg spoke to Anakin. "Don't mind her, deary. She's going to be a little irratible for a while."
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:27 PM |
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>Another forewarning: I'm gonna have to cheat a little. It's something I just have to do (considering that I'm totally confused with what I've just written!)
Almost done. ... I think...<
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:53 PM |
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Jaina, holding her twins, did her best to hug her brother. But when she got closer to him, all her senses flooded back to her. "THE FORCE! I can feel the Force again!"
She looked down at the girls, and they seemed to glow in the Force. Then Jaina began to cry, and sat down on the bed. Confused, Anakin took off the backpack and sat next to her, put his arm around her shoulder. "Jaya? What's wrong?"
Still crying, Jaina managed, "Nothing turned out the way I wanted it. I wanted Zekk to be here. With me. I wish I could go back in time."
A puff of smoke in the center of the room startled Jaina and Anakin. As the smoke cleared, the cause Anakin identified the cause: "Bob! Boy, am i glad to see you!"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:53 PM |
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Jaina staerd at Bob, her face crinkled in disgust. "Itchk! What are you WEARING?!"
Bob rolled his eyes. "Oh. Aside from being Bob the Answer man, I'm also Bob, the genie man!"
Jaina, still looking sick, said, "But, you're dressed like a woman."
Bob looked down. "So I am. Oh well, at least it's only this once. By the way, this is the ONLY wish ANY of the people it affects will EVER get from me. So, make it good, and make it quick. I think my pantlegs are starting to inflate."
TBC...
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podracer838
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Jaina finally managed to shrug off Bob's attire. "I wish that we had never come to this stupid Force-forsaken Discworld! I want to go back in time to the night on Coruscant where I told Zekk we were having girls. I want everything that's happened after that to feel like a dream!"
"Wait a second!" Anakin said. "Are you SURE that's what you want?"
"YES!"
Anakin shrunk back. "Okay then, procede with the wish-granting."
"Oh, before I do," Bob said, pulling out a piece of flimsi from... well, Jaina wasn't sure where. "I need to to sign this release form. Just in case anything goes wrong, I don't want you getting mad at me and... hurting me... or worse...." He shuddered.
With a sigh, Jaina signed the form. "There. Can we get on with it now?"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:56 PM |
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>Oops. Second to last paragraph on that last post: Bob says: "I need YOU to sign this release form." I forgot the 'you.'<
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:57 PM |
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Bob stepped back to the center of the room. Jaina waved good-bye to Nanny Ogg. "Thank you," she whisered.
Bob folded his arms and nodded his head, and a puff of pink smoke appeared around them. But nothing happened.
"Was that supposed to happen?" Jaina asked, pratically tapping her foot.
"Hmm. Sorry. Ah, here we go," Bob said, and clapped his hands.
Nanny Ogg watched the group disapear in a swirl of sparkles. "I'll never drink again," she muttered to herself.
***
Jacen led Tenel Ka toward the University. "Come on." They took one step and they, too disappeared in a swirl of sparkles.
The cat-man shrugged and morphed back into a cat.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 3:57 PM |
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***
Tahiri folloowed the group nervously. "If it's true what he said about the dean..."
She never finished. The group disappeared in a swirl of sparkles.
***
Zekk felt Jaina's arms come around his waist. He turned to enfold her in a hug, but she grabbed his hand and brought it to her abdomen. He looked at her lovingly, unsure of what she meant.
"Twin daughters," she breathed.
He smiled and kissed her. Several times.
At last, Jaina pulled away. "I really hate to ruin it, but I have GOT to eat something!"
The lights went on. "And get a room!" Kyp yelled.
>Done!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 7:18 PM |
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Ok, I'm gonna post now!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 7:24 PM |
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"Right," Zekk said. He glared at Kyp, then turned back to Jaina. "You know...it's werid...like a dream. I seem to remember something, another world, one without the force,...but...maybe I'm just going crazy," he muttered.
Jaina gave Zekk a wary look. "Now is not the time to go crazy on me, my dear. I have two baby girls sitting in my stomache who are demanding food." As if on cue, her stomache growled. "Gimme that."
Zekk looked at what she was pointing to. "More burritos?" he groaned. Jaina nodded vigorously.
"Burritos..." she whispered as if in a trance.
Zekk moaned. "Jaina! How about these nice nerf steaks? Yub yub! Whad'a'ya say?"
"Burritos."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 7:31 PM |
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"Jaina-"
"Burritos. NOW!" Jaina glared daggers at Zekk, then reached for her lightsaber.
Zekk's eyes widened. "Ok, ok! I'll get you a burrito!" he said. 'Now I know what they mean by a mood swing,' he thought to himself. 'This is the last time he was ever going to get Jaina pregnant.'
"Ten."
Zekk's eyes widened even further. "Ten?!?"
"No," Jaina said. Zekk sighed with relief. "Twenty," Jaina finished.
Zekk groaned again. "Jaina, darling, remember what happened last time you ate burritos?"
Jaina screamed. "Twenty! Twenty! Twenty! Twenty!"
"Jeeze, you to fight like you've been married for 50 years," Kyp said.
"Aw, go away, loser," Zekk moaned.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 5, 2002 7:38 PM |
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Zekk took out a box of frozen solid burritos, and spent the next four hours cooking and feeding Jaina. "Aren't you done yet?" he asked her impatiently after feeding her 23 burritos.
"More," she said. Zekk shook his head 'no'. Jaina screamed a battle cry, and lifted up her hands. "Abracadabra!" she cried. There was a loud bang, and a big poof. Zekk lay on the floor.
He looked around. Everything seemed bigger to him. He looked up, and screamed, except it came out as a small "bawk!" Jaina stood looming over him, smiling. He looked at his arms, except they weren't there. In their place were some nice little feathers that made up a wing.
Anakin chose that moment to walk into the room. "Jaina! What have you done? Zekk's a...a...chicken!"
"Bawk, bawk, bawk!" Zekk cried in alarm. "BAWK!!! Kyp snorted juice out his nose, and Jaina laughed.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 8:11 AM |
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Bump!
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 11:25 AM |
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>I'll post now. Hope no one objects to my leaving him like this for at a few minutes.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 11:57 AM |
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Finallly, Jaina stopped laughing and gave Zekk what he called 'The Look.' It was a stare that would have made even the most savage Tusken Raider tremble in fear.
"Now, Zekk," she said, lowering her voice both in tone and volume ot sound venomous. "You can do your job and keep cooking, and I suggest you do, because... fried chicken is starting to sound mighty tastey...."
"BAWK!!!!" Zekk squacked and motioned Anakin to come help him. He found it very difficult to lift a pan with wings and feathers: he kept dropping it if the weight didn't drag him to the floor first.
Anakin was quick to help his brother-in-law, mostly out of fear for his own form. he liked being a Human, and wasn't too keen on allowing some pregnant older sister turn him into poultry.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 12:05 PM |
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As soon as they were done, Anakin helped Zekk remove the batch of seven burritos from the oven. He put them on a plate and placed them in front of Jaina.
Anakin almost didn't pull his hand back in time. Seemingly before the plate hit the table, Jaina was upon them, devouring them in less than a minute.
'SITHSPAWN!' Anakin thought to himself. 'That is BY FAR the scariest thing I have EVER SEEN!'
Finished, Jaina let out a surprisingly lady-like burp and pushed the plate away and said: "I'm full! Or, should I say WE'RE full. I hope. Thanks Zekk. Those were good. At least, I think so: I could barely taste them as fast as I was eating!"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 12:06 PM |
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She got up from the table and headed back towards the room she and Zekk had taken.
"Bawk?"
Jaina turned around as if she'd forgotten something. "Oh Zekk, I'm sorry. You'll have to find a barnyard or something to sleep in tonight."
"Bawk, bawk?" He looked pitiful. Just a sad bunch of feathers.
"What? You think I'm actually going to sleep with a farm fowl? You really are a bird-brain, you know that?"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 12:25 PM |
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Kyp laughed, despite the terrible joke.
Zekk remember he could fly and began pecking Kyp's eyes out. "OW! OW! ZEKK! OWWW! LEAVE ME ALONE! GET-- OW!--AWAY! OW!"
Anakin howled laughter at Kyp's predicament. "Go Zekk!" he cheered.
"NO! DON'T GO ZEKK! OW! CRAZY, STUPID BIRD! OW! LEAVE ME-- OW!-- ALONE!!!"
Between laughing, Anakin said, "Alright, Zekk. It's okay. Let's find Bob. I'll bet he can help us out of this. Oh NO!" Anakin realized the biggest problem "Zekk! The ceremony! It's tomorrow evening! C'mon, we've got less than eightteen hours to find Bob and change you back!"
Squacking and moaning, Zekk hopped up and down, trying to call Bob.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 12:36 PM |
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"Bob!" Anakin cried. "Bob! Help!"
In a puff of smoke, Bob apeared. Anakin hid his eyes. "Are you dressed normally?" he asked.
Bob sighed. "Yes, Anakin, it's safe to look. I''m dressed like me."
Timidly, Anakin peered around his arms, then, seeing it was in fact safe, let them down again. "Good. Bob, you have to help us. Zekk is a chicken."
Bob looked down and chuckled. "So you are, my friend."
"Bawk? Bawk?!"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 12:37 PM |
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Bob sighed. "Your predicament is clear. The solution lies in the source." Bob disappeared in a puff."
Anakin stared at the smoke where Bob had been. "What, so you're only speaking in riddles now?!"
Kyp, having overcome the initial fear of Zekk, stepped foreward. "Jaina's the only one that can change him back."
"And just how do you know that?" Anakin asked, disbelieving"
"Trust me, Anakin, I know riddles." He leaned towards Anakin and whispered, "If you build it, they will come."
Anakin's face betrayed his surprise. "That was you?!"
Kyp nodded.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 12:38 PM |
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"BAWK!" Zekk reminded the two of the task at hand.
"Oh, right," Anakin said, seeming to come back to reality. "Zekk, you and Kyp wait here, I'll go talk to Jaina."
Zekk squacked, which anakin guessed probably meant something like 'may the Force be with you.'
"Thanks," Anakin said.
"Yeah, Anakin, be careful," Kyp said.
Anakin nodded solemnly and shuffled back to Jaina and Zekk's room. He knocked on the door.
"Zekk, I told you, no!" Jaina yelled through the door.
"Jaina, it's me," Anakin said. "Zekk's in the other room. Can I come in? Please, Jaya?"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 12:38 PM |
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Jaina opened the door.
Anakin looked troubled.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
Taking a mental deep breath, Anakin said, "Can you change Zekk back. Please?" Jaina didn't waver. "Jaina, you've got to change him back."
She sniffed. "Why?"
"Well, the band, and your kids... and the ceremnoy's tomorrow evening. You can't get married to a chicken! And plus, he's your husband!"
She sighed. "Oh, okay. I guess you're right. I'll just call Bob. He knows magic. He can help."
"Nope. It HAS to be you, sis."
Jaina looked sick. "I don't know how to reverse it. But... wait a sec, I think I got an idea."
She and Anakin went back out to the livingroom where they'd left Zekk and Kyp. She knealt down next to Zekk. "Oh, Zekk, I'm sorry. I'm gonna try to change you back."
"Bawk."
Jaina stood up and spread her arms. "Hocus pocus!"
Nothing.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 12:44 PM |
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"Hmm.... Cazalamaroo!" She looked worried.
Suddenly, a ray of light appeared in the center of the dim room, and the Punks heard a mystical disembodied voice. "Take it back, and all is well."
Anakin turned around to face Kyp. "Was that you?"
Kyp shook his head and shrugged. "Don't look at me. I'm clueless here."
Zekk squacked as if to say, "You're clueless everywhere."
Kyp hissed at him.
"Wait..." Jaina smiled. "I got it now." She spread her arms and yelled, "ARBADACRABA!"
POOF! Zekk was back to normal, on his hands and knees still cowering behind Jaina's legs. He looked around and stood up, brushing off the feeling of indigancy.
"Thank you," he whispered to Jaina.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 12:44 PM |
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"Sorry about that," she whispered back.
Zekk brought her in for a passionate kiss, ignoring completly the other guys watching them.
"I'm going to go thow up now," Kyp said matter-of-factly and left the room, making heaving sounds as he did.
"Yeah," Ankain said. "I'm glad everything's back to normal. I'll just be going back
to bed now."
Jaina laughed softly as soon as Anakin left the room. "Well, we're alone now."
"Yeah, well, we should be getting back to bed now, too."
Jaina laughed as Zekk scooped her off the ground.
"Come on, you three," was all he said.
>All finished!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 3:38 PM |
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K, I'm postin!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 6, 2002 3:51 PM |
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Zekk got up bright and early the next morning, or rather was woken up bright and early. "Jaina," he yawned, looking around the bedroom. "Honey?"
Jaina appeared out of the bathroom doorway. "Remind me never to eat burritos again, you fool," she growled at Zekk.
Zekk rolled his eyes. "Jaina, you turned me into a chicken when I tried to stop you." Jaina's stomache rumbled, and she ran back into the bathroom. Zekk cringed as he heard his girlfriend up-chuck. "Feel better, honey?" he asked.
Jaina growled again. "I'm gonna kill you as soon as I get done puking my brains up."
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 7, 2002 6:32 AM |
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****bump****
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 7, 2002 10:50 AM |
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k, postin
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 7, 2002 11:04 AM |
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"Man, morning sickness and burritos don't mix," Zekk muttered. He got out of bed and went to the kitchen. Standing next to the counter was Kyp drinking a carton of Blended Ewok. "Dude, this is our apartment. Why are you always here?" Zekk growled at Kyp.
Kyp shrugged. "My landlord kicked me out of my apartment because I couldn't pay rent, so I've been sleeping on your couch the last few nights."
"Huh?" Zekk asked. "You mean to tell me you have been sleeping in my apartment for the last couple of days, and I haven't even noticed? Wow..."
Anakin, Jacen, and Tahiri walked in. "Hey, man, how is she?" Anakin asked.
"Puking up those burritos we cooked for her last night." Zekk shuddered, remembering the night before.
Tahiri snickered. "How was your new feather bed?" Jacen snorted, but Anakin or Zekk didn't laugh.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Date Posted: Apr 7, 2002 3:40 PM |
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just upping this . . .
Green 01
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 8, 2002 3:02 PM |
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Wow! thrid page! Bump!
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Starstripe
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Date Posted: Apr 8, 2002 5:15 PM |
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*PRS*
10 credits please!
May the Force be with you(Twice. In bed)
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Apr 8, 2002 5:58 PM |
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>all right, me post!!<
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Apr 8, 2002 6:10 PM |
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"Oh, Zekk!" cried Jaina.
"What, sweetie dearest?" called Zekk.
"Oh, Lords of the Sith...excuse me," said Kyp leaving the room.
"Honey, I'm hungry! Can I have a burrito?"
"NO!" cried Zekk.
"Please?" asked Jaina.
"NO!"
"I want a BURRITO!!" shotued Jaina. Tahiri, Jacen, Anakin and Zekk winced.
"So, hey, you guys, so do, ah want to, ah, leave right now?" asked Zekk.
"Sounds good to me, dude. I need a beer." said Jacen.
"Right on, brother." added Anakin.
"I don't think so! Not so fast, love!" snarled Jaina.
"I wasn't goign anywhere, except I was going to get you ah, ah, ah, um, a Chalupa! Yeah, that's it! A Chalupa!" stuttered Zekk.
"What is this 'Chalupa'?" asked Jaina.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Apr 8, 2002 6:16 PM |
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C "Um, like burritos, but better. Trust me." said Zekk quickly. "We'll be back soon, ok, dearest?" "Ok, sweetie. I love you." said Jaina cheerily, waving as Zekk hurriedly ushered them out the door. "Dude, she has got some outrageous mood swings!" muttered Anakin. "You can move in with us, Zekk, if you feel she poses a threat to your health." offered Jacen. "I might have to do that. But, first, a beer." "But aren't we going to get Jaina a Chalupa?" asked Tahiri, confused. "I don't even know what a Chalupa is! I made it up to calm her down!" exclaimed Zekk. "Good thinking." said Jacen. Zekk smiled, when suddenly a tiny creature bolted out in front of the group of Punks. "Yo Quiero Taco Bell!!" it exclaimed, "Here lee-zard, lee-zard, lee-zard!" "Son of a Sith, it just gets weirder and weirder, doesn't it?" asked Anakin, staring at the weird ugly creature. "I'm thinking I need that beer more than ever." said Zekk. <all done!!> *~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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Beeurd's Girl
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Date Posted: Apr 9, 2002 11:41 AM |
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Makia post now. No not a Gand!
A little post that is.
*~*cadet 06*~*
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Beeurd's Girl
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Date Posted: Apr 9, 2002 12:03 PM |
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Tenel Ka runs up behind Zekk, Anakin, Jacen, and Tahiri,
"Zekk, Jaina wants to know what is taking you so long."
At that moment she spots the Creature and screems
"Holy Sith! what the heck is that thing!!!!!"
"Yo, Queiro Taco Bell" says the Creature.
She stops and then grins "oh, he is so CUTE!"
they all look at her like she is crazy.
come on little fellow she turns to bring her back to the apartment but the creature wines and then jumps out of her arms and pulls her pant cuff in the other direction.
They all follow him intil he stops infront of a new resturant they had never seen before
"Taco Bell" read Jacen
"Good going Jace I always wondered if you could read" said Anakin rolling his eyes
"Yo, Queiro Taco Bell" said the creature licking his lips.
TBC
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Beeurd's Girl
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Date Posted: Apr 9, 2002 12:05 PM |
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"Yo, Bob" said Tahiri "We need you"
"What do you require" asked Bob with a sigh "And hurry up I've an appointment in ten minits"
"We just need you to translate something for us" she said "listin"
"Yo, Queiro Taco Bell" said the now panting Creature.
"Bob rolled his eyes "Don't you know Spanish?"
They all looked at him like he had grown a second head
He sighed "Yo, Queiro Taco Bell means hey I want Taco Bell. He is hungry and I do believe that Jaina is too." he turned and dissapered
"Great, um Tahiri I'm going to go get Jaina something to eat" he glanced at the Creature "I'll get something for it too, Whadda want fella?"
The Creature looked at him and then said "Yo, Queiro Taco Bell"
TBC
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Beeurd's Girl
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Date Posted: Apr 9, 2002 12:05 PM |
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Zekk sighed and then went inside when he came out the creature looked at him and the Chalupa in his hands...
"Yo, Drop the Chalupa"
Stunnned Zekk did so and the creature dove at it and devoured it within 2 seconds flat.
"Whoa, He eats like Jaina!" He winced "come on guys lets get this stuff back to Jaina before she comes after us..."
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Beeurd's Girl
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Date Posted: Apr 9, 2002 12:07 PM |
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Let me Opperate on that Zekk comes out with three bags on his arm and a Chalupa in his hand
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Beeurd's Girl
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Date Posted: Apr 9, 2002 12:09 PM |
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>Done, Makia is others can post now Makia has to leave but Makia will try to be back tonight. NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slaps herself and become unconscience...<
*~*cadet 06*~*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 9, 2002 4:17 PM |
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Ok, I'll post.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 9, 2002 4:22 PM |
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"Where are they?" Jaina cried. Her voice echoed in the empty room. "Boy is he gonna get it, I'm starving! What if our babies die of starvation because Zekk is too slow?" She slapped her cheecks and whimpered at the thought. 'Hmm...lets see what's in the refrigerator...'
Jaina went to the kitchen and opened a package that read "monkey brains". "Hmm...this looks interesting. Wonder what it is." She opened up the package and ate it. "Yummy!" she cried, just as Zeek and the others walked in. "Oh, I'm not hungry anymore, honey," she told Zekk.
Zekk groaned. "You mean I had to go through all that just to get you this and you're not even hungry anymore?" He threw the bags down and stomped out the door.
"Geez...sometimes I think Zekk's the one with the mood swings..." Jaina muttered.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Apr 10, 2002 12:54 PM |
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< LOL! I'd love to post, but this is my weakest area...so, just don't demote me...please. >
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Apr 10, 2002 2:13 PM |
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I'm back!!! And with over 400 posts!!
I'll add on, now, though I'm not exactly coming up with any super ideas.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Apr 10, 2002 2:18 PM |
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Anakin was confused about his sister. He had no idea why she had threatened to turn him into a chicken (like Zekk). So he decided to take a ship out of the system--leaving a note for Tahiri, first--and go on a joyride. He took some windex with him.
Somehow Anakin ended up in Imperial space. A handful of Clawcraft came to meet him.
"Rebel ship, state your destination." a surprisingly young voice said.
"Uh...wonderland?" Anakin said drunkenly.
"Where's that?"
"I have no idea, but it might be once upon a star if you wish enough"
"whatever. What's your name?"
"Uh...Anakin Solo."
"As in, the famous Jedi punk?"
"Yeah..."
"I'm Jagged Fel! Can I have your autograph?!?"
"Uh, sure." Anakin said, confused.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Apr 10, 2002 2:26 PM |
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C
Meanwhile, back wherever Jaina and Zekk were...
"GET OUT!!! We never said you could live with us!" Jaina was shouting at Kyp, who gladly obayed.
"I'll just go live with Jacen, then. He's nicer then you." Kyp pouted, sticking out his tounge. He stormed out of their apartment.
Jacen, however, wasn't the nicer of the twins.
"Out, and stay out!!!" he shouted, after Kyp had spent three days there.
Anakin already had Jag Fel living in his living room, so Kyp was left with one option.
"I can sleep on the kitchen floor, I don't mind." he said.
"No way. Go live with Jaina." Anakin said. Kyp stopped in the middle of the street between their doors.
"All I want is a decent pair of clothes!!!" he cried up into the sky. Jaina tossed one of Valin's flightsuits out at him.
"And shut up, too." she said before closing the door. Kyp began to cry.
"You're all being mean!" he said tearfully.
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