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Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 4:12 AM
I promise only one more thing. I'm in SF, CA so it's something like four o'clock AM. I didn't read all the way through in one go, BTW. I stopped, by forcing myself, to eat and drink. Sometimes. You guys are too funny. Don't keep us waiting too long.
May the Force be with you
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 5:00 AM
Well thanks Starstripe! We all appreciate it. The Convo Thread is in the Cantina section of this board.

.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 5:13 AM
Oh, and Makia, you're now Cadet05 until further notice. Congrats!
Starstripe, if you want to post on the story, sign up in the Convo Thread. Hope to see you there!

.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 5:36 AM
Jaina led Threepio, or Kara, as he was currently known, into another room.

"Okay," she whispered, "I'm gonna sneak out and get another protocol droid to pretend to be you, so that I don't have clean you. I might break a nail."

"Certainly, Mistress, um, punk Jaina. But won't Dudes Han and Leai notice your absense?"

Jaina shrugged, and turned towards the window. As she spun round one arm hit someone standing just behind her.

"Ow!" A female voice excalimed. Jaina stared at the petite blonde in bright clothing and high heels. "Hit me one more time!" The older girl explaimed.

tbc
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 5:37 AM
Jaina freaked out, and darted back into the other room, leaving Threepio with the smiling girl. He did as requested and gave have a gently punch on the arm.

"Who are you?" He asked, then remembered his manners. "I am See-Threepio, no, Kara, human cyborg relations, no, The Punks' Manager, fluent in, um, in over, um, in about..." He trailed off, panicking. The constant alcoholic fumes he had been subjected to in his time with the punks had corroded his memory! "...in three and a bit million forms of communication," he finished sadly.

"You drive me crazy!" The blonde exclaimed.

Jaina returned with her parents and the other punks, who were still waiting for the holonet link to be set up.

tbc
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 5:38 AM
"How did you get in here?" Han growled.

"I'm stronger than yesterday!"

"Ri-ight." Zekk glanced around for support, "think we should get Bob to explain waht's going on?"

"If we can get hold of him. He's been a bit busy recently, going to awards ceremonies and stuff," Tahiri ventured. She stared at the blonde girl, secretly wiching that she looked like that. First thing in the morning, she decided, she'd dye her hair back to it's original colour, then have it highlighted seven times over. And low lighted. And maybe have a #### job.

"Where do you come from?" Leia asked slowly.

"I was made to make you happy!" The girl exclaimed.

"You mean born. You were born to make them happy," A tired voice corrected her. The punks turned around, to see Bob leaning on the door frame.

tbc
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 5:39 AM
"You gonna explain what's going on?" Jacen asked, giving Bob's neck a gently squeeze with the force.

"I'm not a girl, not yet a woman!" THe blonde smiled. Threepio swooned.

"This is the BritneyBot. The real Britney Spears would like to sing with you, for posterity and as part of her most recent PR campaign."

"So why the BritneyBot, rather than the Britney?" John asked.

"Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide..." The BritneyBot trailed off sadly.

"Well done, an almost relevant lyric," Bob congratulated her. "You see, the real Britney has juct been dumped by her boyfriend of two years-"

"she got dumped!" Anakin, Han and Tenel Ka exlaimed simultaneaously.

tbc
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 5:40 AM
All eyes turned to Tenel Ka, though Tahiri did manage to scrape her heel down Anakin's shin and Leia gave Han a look that made him tremble. "What, I can't have layers?" The dathomirian asked. "It is very unlikely that this girl would be dumped. This is a fact." She added hastily. Jacen was grinning like an idiot.

"Yes," Bob continues testily, "she was dumped. She's now cancelled all her tours and performances to go back to her mother and binge of chocolate and go shopping." A plan began to form in Leia's mind.

"So, we get the BritneyBot? Does she do anything other than spout random poppy song lyrics? We don't do pop." Anakin said deridingly, though began to wonder if it might be soemthing worth branching into, if they got to meet more girls that looked like the BritneyBot. Then one of John's more unusual, yet frequently emplyed, tortures came to mind, and he shuddered. The Punks could end up like N'Sync, or worse, Steps!

tbc
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 5:41 AM
"THe BritneyBot is here for the promotion of her debue single on Coruscant, and her debue film, and play, and musical, and car, and shoes, and clothing line, and modelling agency and..." Bob trailed off, gasping for air.

"How long will Mistress BritneyBot be staying?" Threepio asked cautiously.

"She leaves tomorrow." Bob said flatly. It wasn't a statement that could be argued with.

The BritneyBot appeared downcast. "Over Protected," she mumbled, "Born to made to make you happy, not a girl..." Bob frowned at her.

"You want to stay?" The BritneyBot nodded. "Why?"

"Made to make Threepio happy." She said shyly.

"I am sorry to inform you," Threepio began, then stopped. Maybe jealousy was the way to Artoo's cardio-circulatory-simulation-centre. "I would be most happy to accept your offer."

tbc
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 5:43 AM
"Did you jam that mohawk in a bit too hard or something," Anakin hissed to Zekk, careful not to be overheard by Jacen and remind him of his deceased guitar "He loves Artoo, doesn't he?"

"Jealousy. Won't work." Zekk stated.

"I'm sorry, but the BritneyBot's attentions are required elsewhere. There are several million male fans collapsing with [beeeeep]" bob took the upset droid by the hand and disappeared. All that was left were the echoes of a last 'Oh Bai-beh bai-beh'

"Did anyone else here that beep?" Anakin asked as they returned to the main room. "Like, a censored noise or something."

"Yeah. Just the holonet connection confirmation though." Han answered a little too quickly. As an over eighteen, he had heard precisely what was said, and was glad that there were still some forces at work to keep his kids relatively naive.

The Punks sat down in the main room, and the 'talk' began.

*cadet01*

<I knowm I actually added something. Weird, huh?>
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 6:42 AM
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not Britney Spears!!!!!

YUCK!!!!

hehehe as soon as I do something for my mom I will come bach and finish the "deal"

*~*cadet05*~*
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 7:20 AM
How 'bout the Maara treatment?
May the Force be with you
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 7:57 AM
{Leia went to tell Prince Isolder and the Horns her plan and they agreed to the plan so the Solos Skywalkers Horns And the Prince gave the Punks their price for keeping the band. And the y were not happy about it...}

Jaina: WHAT!!!???!!! are you CRAZY!!!???!!!
do you know what they do to people? They make them chant that stupid serenety uh saying.

You know God give me Serenity to accept the thing I cannot change the courage to change the things I can and the Wisdom to know the difference.

Leia: and whats wrong with that? Jaina this is to help you I am not doing this just to be mean. I love you and I dont want to see you get hurt by drinking so much.

Jaina: Well I am not going {the other members of the band gasp} I love the band but not that much...

TBC
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 7:58 AM
I hope some1 follows up on the whole Leia plan thing. That was sort of the whole point of the multiple postings (that and ever since watching bits of 'Britney in Hawaii' I've had that idea bouncing around in my head)
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:08 AM
C

Leia: Jaina, before you make that disicion (sp?) there is something else that you must figure in, if you wont go to the Galatic A.A. Program then you and Zekk are going to be seperated for as long as it takes to get you to stop destroying your life. That goes for all of you, I wont have you destroying your life over alcohol.

Jaina: Mother, how could you? So I have to choose between the band and my fiance or drinking... {sigh} all right I'll go but not for you. I'm doing this for Zekk, I won't let us get seperated...

{Leia just stares at her dumbfounded}

Leia: Honey, you aand Zekk are getting married? I didn't know that, Well when is the Wedding?

Jaina: Well we all ready exchanged our vows in private, really I guess you could say that we are allready married.

TBC



empressalema

Total Posts: 36
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:16 AM
Oooh, nice.
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:22 AM
oops! I meant for Jaina to say that they are already married. and that she has to choose between the band and her Husband.

Pretend that I said married and husband

sorry ;o)

Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:27 AM
Han: I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!!!! You are going to your room right now!!!! And you {turning to Zekk} Get off my ship! NOW!!!
There is no way I'm going to let Jaina get married. Not yet anyway.

Leia: HAN! If Jaina want's to get married than that is her disicion (sp?)

Jaina: If you kick him out then I am going with him and there is nothing you can do about it.

{Han in outrage pulls his blaster out and stuns her}

Zekk: ARE YOU MAD!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU Captain Solo. Guys we have got to get her to a medcenter. Now!

Han: Zekk don't worry, I just used a stun bolt She'll wake up in a little while.

Zekk: DON'T YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!
She's PREGNANT. With MY child, we were ging to tell you guys tonight at dinner but now it will be a miricle if they survive. Thank you so much I really appreciated that.

{Zekk picks up and unconscience Jaina and leaves the room Leaving the reast of the Punks and the Parents to stare after them dazed}

*~* cadet 05*~*
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:29 AM
BTW
"they" signifies that she (Jaina) is having twins.

*~*cadet 05*~*
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:32 AM
And the Pyschopaths as well?
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:33 AM
HUH?
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:36 AM
I hope this doesn't seem bad to anybody, I made sure that they were married first...

*~*cadet 05*~*
empressalema

Total Posts: 36
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:39 AM
Quite... But does it matter anymore?
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:42 AM
hehehe
probably not it makes for a good story though.

*~*cadet 05*~*
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:58 AM
oops

"she's PREGNANT with MY childREN

sorry

*~*cadet 05*~*
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 9:06 AM
adding a little to MsSolo's idea

threepio is walking aroung with a picture of BritneyBot Singing "she's so lovely, she's a star..." {Our exchange student LOVES her music and he sings her music every now and then} :o( YUCK!!!

*~*cadet 05*~*
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 10:33 AM
>Makia! Welcome! I do need to make one little adjustment: you are NOT Cadet05, you're 06. My first officer goofed. o5 is already taken by haladar. (and for the record, I have to drop Spacer. She hasn't been around in ages, so her number falls on makia.) And, makia, if you could please: try to write on the story like it would be written in a novel (Said jaina, with an evil glint in her eye.) it makes the story more interesting, and I have to edit it, so everything has to be basically in the same format. I also need you to try to keep chatter in a separate post with backwards triangular brackets ><. K? Thanks so much!

And people! remember the younger readers! keep the sexual content as low as possible!

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podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 11:28 AM
>Okay, I'm gonna post! Don't worry, I'm not going to kill anyone. (I just couldn't resist with ben... ;)<

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podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 11:37 AM
>i don't think anyone's on at the moment, but it'll take just a few minutes extra, but it IS coming! Please don't post!<

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podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:08 PM
After a moment's pause of silence, Han found his voice. "Did that just happen?"

Leia, mouth open in a very un-diplomatic display of awe nodded, closed her mouth and swallowed hard.

Jacen ran to his mother as she collapsed with a moan. "Mom!" Anakin was busy steadying Han.

Leia groaned. "Oh. I'm not ready to be a grandmother!"

Han's brain finally clicked and he was able to process everything. He stood up, rage in his eyes and pouring off him, causing Tahiri and Tenel Ka to gasp in fear. "I'm gonna KILL him!"

"Dad! No!" Anakin was quick to step between his furious father and the door. "DAD! Chill! Be happy for them!"

Han threw his youngest son a warning stare. He didn't have to throw it far: he was quite tall. But, nevertheless, Han still gave the appearance of towering over the young man. "That's your sister!"

Tahiri was next to her boyfriend in a flash. "And she is also your daughter!"

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:08 PM
Her audacity stunned Han more than Anakin's. "Exactly! That is EXACTLY the point! No one-- not NO ONE does that to my little girl!"

"But she's not your little girl anymore," Leia said weakly, leaning on Jacen.

"Don't tell me you're with them too?!"

"No, I'm not," she said, shaking her head. "But we have to respect them. She's not the sixteen-year-old girl you chased all the way to Corellia. She'll be eightteen in a few weeks. And Zekk is responsible young man."

Han looked betrayed. He stepped closer to his wife, fuming. He half-chuckled, "Responsible? Surely you jest!" he rose his voice to show his anger and already way-too-obvious disapproval of the whole situation. "Am I the only one that seems to recall his little bout with the Dark Side!? Does that not worry you at all?!"

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:09 PM
Against her better judgement (which everyone seemed inclined to hurl out the airlock lately), spoke up in defense of her friends. "I remember, Captain Solo. And I can even understand your concern. But we all, more than the rest Jaina, have entrusted Zekk with our lives. Numorous times. And he with his own. It is no wonder that Jaina would entrust him with two more."

Han blinked in shock. "TWO?!"

Jacen nodded. "Twins."

Han reeled to face him. "And just HOW, may I ask, do you know that?!"

Jacen shrugged. "She's my twin. I could tell from what Zekk said. That, and he was practically screaming his concern for THEM through the Force."

Anja, who had remained silent and still, finally voiced an idea. "Uh, guys? Shouldn't we go check them?" She turned to Han and Leia. "I mean, they ARE your grandchildren."

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:10 PM
>just a few minutes longer, y'all. It's almost done! (No, they are NOT going to die. I think we could use them) Does anyone know Zekk's last name?<

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podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:54 PM
***

Zekk sat on the bed next to his wife. He smiled inwardly. 'Wife,' he thought. 'Who'd a ever thought that I would actually get married.'

Jaina slept, unmoving. Zekk couldn't decide whether or not she looked troubled or smoewat peaceful. He comforted himself with the latter, and brushed the pink-and-silver-highlighted hair away from her eyes.

Zekk found her hand and took it in his own. Taking a deep, calming breath, he closed his eyes and opened to the Force. He found the flow around the two tiny beings that felt so familiar, but with a growing uniqueness nestled in Jaina abdomen. They seemed fine. Maybe a little shaken and stirred, but nothing a little rest on Jaina's part couldn't help.

Reassured, he allowed his senses to expand and take in Jaina. His conciousness met hers. He knew that Jaina would be okay: she had been hit with stun bolts hundreds of times, and the only injuries she'd ever sustained were from falling to the ground.

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:55 PM
He gave Jaina a mental nudge of reassurance. 'They'll be fine,' he thought to her.'I know,' was the answer. She sent him the image of a brief kiss, then he could feel her shift her concentration to coming to.

Zekk withdrew from the Force and returned to where he was. Glancing at a chronometer, he found that she had only been out for a few hours.

A Two-onebee droind trundled into the room, and began to shoo Zekk away. Of course, he didn't budge. "Sir," the droid said. "I will not harm her. I'm just going to wake her up."

TBC...



podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:56 PM
Zekk saw the needle in its grasp. He shook his head. "That won't be nessicary. She'll come to on her own."

2-1B was expressionless. "Sir, she must be awakened. Once she is concious again, she will be fine."

"She's gonna be fine gain anyway. She's a Jedi." As the words parted his lips, Jaina began to stir.

Zekk turned from the droid so commonly annoying, and to his wife. "Jaina," he said softly. "Jaina? You here yet?"

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:57 PM
She moaned. "Ow, you nerf-herder. Stop yelling." She put a hand to her head. She tried to sit up, but Zekk wouldn't let her. "hey! Let go of me. I'm okay." Then she realized his concern: "Oh. Right."

She looked around. "No one thought it wise to follow you?"

"I did," Anja said,stepping through the doorway."So did we," Jacen said, speaking for himslef, his brother, and the other Punks. Han and Leia, it seemed had remained behind.

Jacen stepped to the side of the bed. "hey, Jaya, you gonna be alright?"

"Duh," was the simple reply. "Am I ever not alright?"

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:58 PM
Jacen smiled.

Han strode into the room, followed by a weary-looking Leia. The Punks (other than Zekk and Jaina) smelled trouble and slunk out the door to wait in the hall.

Zekk didn't feel the need for fear, which surprised him. Jaina rolled her eyes through the Force, careful not to let her mother sense it.

Han stood, arms folded across his chest, looking expectantly between Jaina and Zekk. "Well?" he said.

Jaina was still anrgy at him for shooting her, and didn't mind letting him see it. "Well, what?"

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:59 PM
'More rebellious kids!' Han thought. "Well, aren't you going to explan this to me?"Zekk helped her to sit, and she leaned against him out of both the physical need, and comtempt for her father. "At the moment, father, I have nothing to say to you." She had rarely EVER called him father: it was usually "dad."

Han shook his head. "Fine. I really don't care whether you do or not. I DO, however."

Jaina raised an eyebrow. "Fine with me. Just so long as you don't stun me again."

Han ignored her comment. "I can't let you."Jaina laughed. "It's a little late for that, Dad. And whether you're happy with it or not is not a problem for us."

Leia stood next to her husband. "Jaina, I still insist on you changing your ways."

"Mom, I honestly don't don't plan on drinking for the next nine months. That make you happy?"

"No, it does't! Look at you! Your hair, your clothes! You expect to raise a child like THIS?!"

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 12:59 PM
"ChildREN," Zekk corrected. "Two."

Han shrugged. "Whatever."

"No!" Jaina yelled at him. "It's NOT whatever! Would you have simply said 'whatever' about me and Jacen?"

Han matched her tone of voice. "That's different! We PLANNED on you two!"

"Well, so did I!" With that, Jaina rose from the bed, and walked out of the room, Zekk's arm around her.

Han stared after them for a second time that day. "We've lost them, Leia." He turned to face her, still seated on the bed. "She's gone."

"We lost her a year ago, when they formed their band."

"And you're okay with it?!"

"No. But, at least it was her first, and not Anakin. It's all part of parenthood: watching your children grow up."

"She's not grown up as far as I'M concerned. She's still my little girl."


podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 1:02 PM
>Okie-dokey! I'm all done. Okay, so it was REALLY serious... but with the situation, it kinda HAD to be. But, we'd better get back to Threepio beofre this turns into Jedi Punks: the Soap Opera! ::shudder:: ew.<

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podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 1:06 PM
>In my post that starts "aginst her better judgment..." I'm talking about Tenel Ka speaking up. I forgot to add her name. Sorry for the confusion!<

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beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 4:11 PM
i'll post now

-=-=-= Stead Five =-=-=-
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 4:23 PM
I like what you did with it, Podracer.
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 4:26 PM
* * * * *

The Punks sat in the conference room of their ship.
Well it was what would be a conference room if the ship wasn't owned by a punk/rock band.

"They've just gone too far this time" Jaina was saying.

"We've got to do something before they spilt us all up" added Jacen.

"I don't think they would go that far, would they?" said Jysella.

"Oh, you don't know our parents very well then" said Jacen. "Perhaps you didn't see the holodocumentaries about the Rebel Alliance..."

"Perhaps we could run away..." suggested Valin.

"Don't you ever wonder" said Anakin, who had been quiet and thoughtfull for the entire meeting, "If we are all just following our lives through, as if it were a script?"

"No." said the punks all together.

"I mean what if something controls our actions..." he said

"...what like the Force?" Jaina said, "Don't turn into Uncle Luke on us. That'd be all we need right now"

TBC...
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 4:27 PM
* * * * *

The Punks sat in the conference room of their ship.
Well it was what would be a conference room if the ship wasn't owned by a punk/rock band.

"They've just gone too far this time" Jaina was saying.

"We've got to do something before they spilt us all up" added Jacen.

"I don't think they would go that far, would they?" said Jysella.

"Oh, you don't know our parents very well then" said Jacen. "Perhaps you didn't see the holodocumentaries about the Rebel Alliance..."

"Perhaps we could run away..." suggested Valin.

"Don't you ever wonder" said Anakin, who had been quiet and thoughtfull for the entire meeting, "If we are all just following our lives through, as if it were a script?"

"No." said the punks all together.

"I mean what if something controls our actions..." he said

"...what like the Force?" Jaina said, "Don't turn into Uncle Luke on us. That'd be all we need right now"

TBC...
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 4:28 PM
C...

"Yeah," said Zekk, "it'd have to be a bunch of psychopaths writing our lives for all the craziness we've had the past year or two."

"Yeah I suppose you're right" Anakin admitted. "It must be the lack-of-booze talking"

"Well if we did run away" said Jaina, getting back on subject, "the Falcon is in for repairs, so they wouldn't be able to follow us"

"I say we do it." said Tahiri.

>Okay. that's me done for tonight<
-=-=-= Stead Five =-=-=-
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 4:30 PM
>oops, sorry about that double post<

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Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 6:38 PM
Please ignore this if it doesn't fit in
-Starstripe

***
Threepio wandered morosely, for a droid, around the galley/bar (mostly bar) of the Drunk Punk and thought about BritneyBot. He composed a new hit song for her, one about invented a language just to speak with her. He called it ##############, he didn't know why.
He only knew that his CPU was longing for the BritneyBot in a way that he had only fealt for Artoo. His photorecepters played over every brief encounter. He ran his hands through his 60cm mohak (sp?) and processed the way BB's servos had run without a sqeak, and she didn't have a dent in her casing at all. He wondered if she likes neon green flames, like the ones on his right arm? Or the Blue on the left? This puzzled him so much that he detected a two percent loss of overall effieciency (sp? I am really bad right now).
"Oh, dea- dude," he said. "This simply can
not be tolerated! I must find her immediatly(againsp?)!"
TBC
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 6:39 PM
C
Once the decision was made, Threepio began to plan. He downloaded several sets of illegal information that Mast-Dude Solo 'happened' to have in the Falcon's computer. Then he left the Drunk Punk and went over to the Falcon. he would get transport to the nearest planet, steal a ship with a droid pilot, and go in search of his CPU's desire!
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 7:05 PM
The ######### is O o p s - H i t - I - M e - D i d - B a b y. I don't know why, ok on reflection I do.
May the Force be with you
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:08 PM
Ok, I'm gonna post now
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:11 PM
meanwhile...

Jaina looks back at the planet nervously, "Have they detected us yet?"

Anakin rolled his eyes and considered stunning her again, "No Jaya, they haven't detected us yet, for the six millionth time"

Jaina bit her lip, "Sorry, hormones they're killing me. She leaned in and kissed Zekk who was sitting in the co-pilot seat. "I'm going to go lay down come get me when we are safe in hyperspace.

Zekk took his attention off the controls and looked up at his wife uncertainly. "Are you sure you're ok? You don't look all that good.
Maybe we should go back to the Med-Center.

Jaina shook her head, "No, we can't risk it. I just need to go lay down for a bit."

"Are you sure?" Zekk frowned "I don't want to lose you or the kids."

"Zekk just get me out of here and I will be fine" Jaina sighed "g'night see you all on the other side."

TBC
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:14 PM
"Wait a minute now, guys, we aren't thinking clearly. What we need is some alcohol in our system. Then we can figure out what to do about all this," Anja suggested. The Punks nodded, all except for Jaina.

"Count me out. You know I can't have any alcohol with the twins coming," she said.

"That bites," Anakin stated.

"Well, so if you can't have alcohol, would it be fair for us to drink in front of you?" Zekk asked thoughtfully.

"Good point," Jacen said. "Jaina, you stay here, and we'll find the closest cantina. See 'ya later!"

"Hey!" Jaina cried, but the Punks were already out the door. She took a deep breath. Going nine months without a drink of alcohol wouldn't be so bad, she reassured herself. She sighed. "Guys, this isn't fair. Come back!" she screamed.

***

"I feel really bad about just leaving Jaina there," Zekk said.

"Your right. You go back, we'll stay here," John replied.

"No way!" Zekk cried.

TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:16 PM
Oh, shoot, Makia, I wasn't aware you were going to post. Next time please tell us b4 u do.

Our posts dont really fit together...just ignore mine I guess.

~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:18 PM
Isn't the rule about posting a first come, first serve thing? Sticks posted a warning about posting, so technically, shouldn't she get the thing?

Whatever.
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:34 PM
An hour later Zekk enters the room and finds Jaina crying on the bed.

"What's wrong baby? Is it the twins?" He takes her in his arms and rocks

"Oh Zekk, I'm scared. Before I only had to watch out for myself and now, (sigh) "I am afraid to get out of bed I don't want to hurt them Zekk." "I wonder if my parents were right, I wonder if I am responsible enough to be a mother."

Zekk looked at her and smiled "Baby I think those hormones are getting the best of you right now, You will be the best mother on this side of the Galaxy" He kissed her softly
"Now get some sleep and stop worrying, you'll
do just fine, I promise"

>done I really need to quit or we will have to retitle this to Days of Our Lives, Jedi Punks version! J/K :o)<

*~*cadet 06*~*
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 8:37 PM
>OOPS!!!!!

I am SO sorry sticks! I didn't see your warning. Hey ignore mine completely I've posted to much today all ready, your serve.

Guys ignore my posts they do not exist<

*~*cadet 06*~*
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 9:59 PM
Meanwhile, Threepio (was it Tara? Lara?) was happy. He was on his way to the Corellia system on board the stolen freighter Fishface. The ship was a Mon Cal Design that pirates used to haul thier booty away, until it was impounded. Threepio stole it and convinced the V-2 UltimaPilot prototype to help him. He did this by ssome subtle reprogramming. He also bought a small droid whose only purpose was to change Threepio's paint every day. He decided that, because he did not know BB's favorite color, he would change it often until he knew. His search continued...
BC
>more soon<
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 11:07 PM
***
Artoo Decided he liked not having to fly around and save the galaxy from everything. With some help from Master Luke, of course. just a little.

Artoo spent every day with Guri. He was repairing her face with an ArakydYR HRD repair kit he had been given as an engagement present.

The reason Artoo and Guri had engagment presents is because they had issued a galaxy-wide call for a droid party!

He had hung a huge sign that broadcast DROID PARTY on many frequencies, visual and transmitted.

Their were thousands of droids! Huge, heavy lift loaders and small ME maintenance droids.

IG class assassin droids (with a promise not to shoot anything) and some other R2 units chirped together in a language that most species would find to be nonsense, but which the droids loved.
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 30, 2002 11:08 PM
C

The SuperAMUSERBot from Coruscant played music in binary code, and an obstacle course had been set up off to one side. Right now it was holding a race of protocol droids to get around a flat course. Guri was winning.

Artoo decided to be at the finish line. He liked partying.
>done<
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 10:44 AM
Allright, I'm gonna post now, and I'll start from where I left off. No offense, Makia, but I'm gonna ignore your posts :)

Oh, one more thing that will help commander edit faster, please post all your parts to the story in past tense (instead of: he walks over, she sighs, etc...) Do she sighed, or he walked over. Thanx! :)

~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 10:50 AM
Tahiri sighed. "Zekk, she's your wife, so you go be with her. She needs you."

Zekk scowled, then left the cantina with his beer in his hand. "No, wait!" she cried.

Zekk poked his head through the door and asked, "Have you changed your mind? Can I stay here?"

"No, what I was gonna say was to leave your beer here. It's best to keep all alcohol away from Jaina so she's not tempted," Tenel Ka explained. Zekk glared at her.

"Fine, I'll leave it here," he growled, then threw the mug at the Punks, dreanching them in beer. Valin cried out in glee, and licked some of the beer up.

"Beer fight!" Jysella screamed gleefully.

TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 10:58 AM
***

"There having a beer fight!" Jaina yelled to the wall in front of her. She could feel through the force what was going on, and she wasn't happy about it. She wanted a beer. Needed a beer. She was going psycho!

Jaina frowned to herself and thought about what she had just thought about. "I'm not going psycho, I'm going sane!" she told herself, horrified at the thought.

Jaina lay back on her bed, and wished with all her might that Zekk were here beside her.

***

Zekk walked down the street, grumbling to himself. He looked up, and gasped. No! It couldn't be!

There, in front of him, stood the most beautiful thing he had ever seen in his life. "Beer!" he moaned, and ran towards the sign that read "free beer".

A dark figure watched gleefully as the young man ran towards the sign. This was going to be easy...

<done>
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 2:20 PM
Back at the Cantina, the rest of the punks were engaged in a full beerwar, doing their best to reduce the bar's stock to nil. Tenel Ka was allied with Jacen, at the nearest point to the bar. Suddenly, Jacen stopped throwing beer.
"Something's wrong. Zekk isn't with Jaina. I can tell."
"It has been ten minutes," she replied, snagging a new tray to throw with the Force. "He should be there by now."
"He should, but he's not. Come on."
"Very well, friend Jacen," she said with some regret, because the beerfight was just getting interesting. "We will go."

They stole out past Val, Jys, and John, who were back to back and throwing beer with abandon. Outside, they took a different route back to the DP, and missed the sign entirely. However, they had a fate of their own waiting down the alley they went through as a short cut...
>done<
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 6:42 PM
UP TO THE TOP YOU GO!!!
(ten Credits, please)

Walk on, walk on
What you got they can't steal it
No, they can't even feel it
Walk on, walk on
Stay safe tonight

Walk on, U2
May the Force be with you
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 7:29 PM
>ok, this whole pregnancy thing is really confusing me. are they <zekk/jaina> really, truly going to have children, or are we going to switch it back to a bunch of bachelors and bachelorettes in a punk band? sorry, i'm on spring break, and im missing the big picture here. :D <
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 7:29 PM
>oops, forgot to sign my name! shame on me!<
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Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 7:31 PM
>Yeah, I miss the good old days, where the Punks cavorted around the galaxy doing gigs and killing John. Now, the individual jokes are still funny, but the plot in general isn't really all that amusing.<

|]Stead Six[|
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 7:45 PM
>guys you have got to get over to the convo thread... we are killing it<

*~*cadet 06*~*
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 8:11 PM
>ok, i think i'm gonna post... hope i don't ruin the story...<
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tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 8:31 PM
Zekk awoke slowly, sitting up and trying to rub his head. He winced at the headache, and the temperature of the room. It was freezing, and he was naked, much to his dismay, and his head throbbed terribly.

"I always expected more from a Jedi Knight than that." a venomous voice cut through darkness.

Zekk blinked, trying to get his bearings and see whom ever it was that was addressing him. Suddenly harsh, blindingly bright lights snapped on, and Zekk saw his captor, who had closed her eyes. She had jet-black hair, except for her temples, which were both shocks of white. 'Familiar,*very* familiar...' he thought, but he couldn't put his finger on it. The woman standing in front of him opened her eyes, slowly, letting an evil smile creep across her face. Zekk's eyes widened as he recognized the face, the eyes especially.One was molten lava red, and the other was a cold blue. "Ysanne Isard!" he shouted.

Isard clapped her hands, slowly."Very good, Zekk."

TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 8:33 PM
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"You are supposed to be *dead*!"

"Hmm. Let me correct you, no." Isard said calmly.

"But, but, but you died on Thyferra!"

Isard laughed coldly. "Is that what your history teachers and Jedi say these days? i was cloned, fool. Corran Horn, Tycho Celchu and the rest of those Rogues killed my clone. I survived. They all knew that, when I came back, several years later. I left, then, in peace, but, now, I'm back, and better than ever. And now you know."

TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 8:33 PM
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Zekk stared, horrified. He'd heard of what Isard had done to her captives. The brainwashing and torture, betraying your loved ones, and not being able to do a thing about it...and he was scared. He didn't want to hurt any of his friends, or his wife, or children.

"In a few hours, we will be arriving at my personal workshop, the 'Newsankya'. And you can prepare to meet your doom, Zekk."

"What do you want from me?" he croaked.

"You'll find out, all in good time, of course. But, why waste telling you now? So many to brainwash into service, so little time." Ysanne Isard strode away, leaving Zekk alone, scared, cold and miserable.
>ok, i'm done, for now...<
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Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 8:37 PM
>ouch! tell me you arn't going to kill my twins!!!!<

*~*cadet 06*~*
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 8:41 PM
>i'm not, i won't they're safe, unless sumone else kills them, by the way, i have another post i'd like to add, and so i'm posting again1 :D>
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tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 8:57 PM
"You know what? I can't find Zekk anywhere! It's like he's hiding!" said Jacen.

"This is not like Zekk." said Tenel Ka. "We should tell our friend Jaina."

"This is a fact." said Valin. "But are you sure he's not around?"

"Positive!" said Anja.

"Too weird." said Anakin.

"This is a fact." said Tenel Ka. The Punks walked on to the quarters where
Jaina and Zekk had been staying. Anakin knocked on the door, tentatively. Jaina had just gotten out of the med center, and he didn't want to alarm her by saying they couldn't find Zekk...but she needs to know, he thought. A tired Jaina opened the door to her friends and siblings.

"Hey, guys, what brings you here?" she stifled a yawn.

"We can't find Zekk anywhere." Jacen blurted out.

"What exactly do you mean, brother dearest?" Jaina asked too sweetly.

"He means Zekk didn't meet us where he said he would. He means we can't sense him in the Force. He means he is gone." Anakin explained. Jaina noticibly paled.

TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 8:57 PM
C
"Are you sure?"

The Punks nodded their assurance.

"He-he left me?" she whispered, tears filling in her eyes.

"Wait! I know, I know, we can ask Bob!! We haven't spoken to him in a while!" exclaimed Jysella from the back.

"Oh, yeah! Why didn't I think of that?" asked Jacen.

"[Oh, Bobbbbbb!!]" cried Lowie. A wisp of smoke appeared, and suddenly, Bob was back.

"Hey! How are my favorite trouble making, galaxy saving Punks!?" cried Bob. "I was afraid you'd forgotten about me for awhile!"

"Us, forget about you? Naw!" said Anja, although the Punks knew that they had indeed forgotten the helpful man...

"Listen,Bob, can you help us? We need to find Zekk. He's missing..." said Anakin.

TBc
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 8:58 PM
C
"Ah, one moment..." Bob pulled out a datapad and consulted it before nodding his head. "I can't tell you much, but he is on a ship, out bound from the system, and he doesn't feel good. That's about all I'm allowed to say."

"Works for me." said Anakin.

"Thanks, Bob," said Jacen, who was now trying to comfort Jaina.

"I need a WD-40! Or a moon shine! Or a BEER!" cried Tahiri. "WE ALL DO!"

<ok, i'm done, i had to add my little bit to the 'Days Of Our Lives: jedi Punks Style', hehe, jk, i wanted to bring bob into the story, haf a good night all!>
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Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 9:12 PM
<me post!>
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 9:20 PM
>oh good. Isard... hmmmm. This has DEFINATE possibilities...<
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 9:30 PM
"We need to find Zekk more then anything right now." said Jaina trying hard not to think of beer.

"She's right." said Jacen who could feel what his sister was going thought. "Bob, is there anyone who can help us find Zekk?"

"Let me see." said Bob as he looked thought some notes. "Luke can find him."

"Luke is not that powerful." said Anakin.

"Normally you'd be right, but when he becomes Super Jedi his powers be come so great that he could easyly find Zekk." said Bob.

"Ok, but where is Luke? asked Tahiri.

"He and some others went to Kessal to save you guys, but you had already save yourself and left by the time he got there. He did meet up with Mara and her group and they all went back to Yain 4." said Bob.

"To Yain 4 then." said Anja.

"I wish i had a girl friend to save." said Valin.

"Shut up, big brother." said Jysella.

TBC
Beeurd's Girl

Total Posts: 225
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 9:42 PM
>hey e-wing we (starstripe and I came up with the idea for sextuplets aka triplets time two) What do you think? BTW we are asking people to write in with names for either b/b g/g or for those who want to stick to tradition g/b combinations when you are through come over to the convo thread and check it out.<

*~*cadet 06*~*
ok I'll shut-up now...
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 9:49 PM
C

A few days later the punks arrived on Yain 4. As they got off the ship they spoted Gus talking to a beautiful young woman with blue hair.

"SHE'S A BABE!" where the first words out of Valin's mouth.

"Stop drooling, Valin." said Jysella.

"And remember why were here." said Jaina.

"Maybe Gus will know were Luke is." said Tenel Ka.

"GGRRRRRGGG." [Let go ask him.] said Lowie.

They all walked over to Gus and the young woman.

"Hey, guys! What beings you all here?" said Gus.

"We're looking for Luke we need him to help find Zekk. He's in trouble." said Jaina barely holeing back the tears.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 10:04 PM
C

"He's up in his room with Mara." said Gus. "By the way, I would like you to meet Killy Sea. She is a friend of R2 and 3PO."

"Hi." said Killy.

"Hi, I'm Valin." said Valin.

"We can't talk right now. We need to see Luke." said Jaina as she walked off.

All the punks started to follow her except Valin.

"Let's go, Valin." said John.

"You guys go ahead i'll meet you back at the ship. I want to get to know Killy." said Valin and Killy smiled.

"Ok, see you in a few." said John.

The rest of the punks went to Luke and Mara's room. They opened the door and were shocked at what they saw.

TBC

Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 10:29 PM
C

There sat Luke reading a book and in the chair next to him was Mara bounded and gagged and surrounded by ysalamiri.

"Oh, hi everyone." said Luke as he looked up from his book.

"What in the name of the Force is going on here?" asked Anakin pointing to Mara.

"Great news! Mara is pregnant, again!" said Luke.

"Why is she tied up?" asked Jaina backing away from Luke.

"You remember what happened the last time. She killed it. This time i am not taking any chances." said Luke.

Mara spit out the gag. "Luke, i told you that was an accident. I will not kill it this time. Please, you have to talk to him kids."

"One minute, Mara." said Anakin. "Everyone outside so we can talk."

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 10:44 PM
C

"Ok, the way I see it we can leave Mara were she is a have a good laugh or we can get Luke to let her go and get on Mara's good side so she can help us with Mom and Dad." said Anakin.

"All in favor of helping Mara rase your hand." said Jaina.

All the Punks rased there hands.

"It's settled then. Let's go back in." said Jacen.

They went back in the room and got Luke to let Mara go. A few minutes and dead ysalamiri later Mara was free.

"I'm sorry about this, Mara." said Luke.

"It's ok. You were only trying to protect are baby." said Mara as she gave him a kiss.

"So what did you kids come here for anyway?" asked Luke.

"We need your help to find Zekk." said Jaina.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 11:00 PM
C

Luke powered up and after only a few minute he had Zekk's exact location. He put it down on a data pad and gave it to Jaina.

"May the force be with you." said Luke. "Oh, Anakin can i speek to you alone for a minute?"

"Ok." said Anakin as everyone else left for the ship.

***

A few minutes later the Punks were about to walk into the ship when Anakin came running up behind them.

"What did Luke want to talk to you about?" asked Tahiri.

"Nothing much. I'll tell you about it later." said Anakin.

The punks got on the ship and right there infront of them was Valin and Killy makeing out.

Valin stop kissing Killy and said "Guess what. Killy is going to be joining us."

"At least this means he'll stop complaining." said Jacen. "Where we headed, sis?"

Jaina looked at the data pad. "I don't beleave it."

!?! Steadfast P-8 !?!
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 11:01 PM
<nobody say what Luke and Anakin talked about. i got plains for it.>
Starstripe

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 31, 2002 11:30 PM
***

Threepio had left Corellia with more money then he'd ever thought existed. He had entered a sabacc tournament, and won. He had refitted the Fishface and bought several new droids, including some Arakyd Viper Probots, which he dropped around the galaxy. He would find the BritneyBot if his servos died when he did it!

"To Dantooine! It is next on the list!" Threepio told V-2.

A short time later, the Fishface went to hyperspace.
>done<
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