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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 2:45 PM |
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Jaina awoke countless hours later. She was bound to a tree, in a shelter of some sort. From her surroundings, Jaina sensed that the shelter was high above the forest floor. A painful throbbing on the back of her head reminded her of the morning's events. She fell into a healing trance, and waited for her captor to return.
A presence in front of her jolted Jaina awake. Before her was an attractive young woman. She had her head turned to the left, looking at the horizon. The woman's beauty was eerily flawless. A warning sounded in the back of Jaina's head.
When the woman turned her head to face Jaina, it was all Jaina could do to keep from screaming.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 2:58 PM |
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While one half of the woman's face was beautiful, the other half would have inspired nightmares.
Parts of the skin and skull were torn away to reveal the lady's innnards. Not just any innards. Dull chromium plating and plastics hung from the face. Wires hung out in abundance. Blue photoreceptors stared out at Jaina. In a voice slightly metallic from neglect, the woman spoke.
" Hello, Jaina Solo. I am called Guri."
>Done<
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 3:06 PM |
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<all right, i'm gonna post!! :D>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 3:20 PM |
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"You know what, guys? It's actually not that bad, partying without any beer!" exclaimed Jacen. Everyone glared at him.
"Yea, right! How is anyone supposed to throw a decent party without any beer?!" demanded Anakin.
"Please, don't give us that little speech of yours Jacen, about how important our livers are. Really, I'm not in the mood to hear it again." commented Tahiri.
"I agree." said Zekk.
"All right, all right, maybe a party wihtout beer is a dumb idea, but can you blame me?" Jacen said defensively, throwing his hands in the air.
"YES!" everyone shouted. Jacen looked hurt, and he sat down on the beach, pouting. Everyone else sat down on hot sand, far, far away from him.
"Hum,hum,hum,hum! HumHumHum(hum, hum)!" hummed Anakin absently. "Bye, bye! (bye bye!) I don't wanna be a fool for you! Just another player in your game for two! You may hate me but it ain't no lie,Bye, bye,bye!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 3:23 PM |
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C "Shut up, Anakin!" hollered Tahiri. "You know, I may love you, but if this were Survivor, let me tell you, sweetie, you'd be sooo *off* island!" "Survivor? What's that?" asked Valin. "It's this great game holo, and they try to win one million credits! There's two teams, and each team has to try to win these challenges. If your team loses, you have to go to tribal council, and vote one of your teammates off! And then, they merge into one team! It was a really cool holoshow!" exclaimed Tahiri. "Hey, I watched that! I never missed a week!" said Zekk. "I know, me too!" said Tahiri. "We watched it when ever we could," added Valin and Jysella. Lowie grumbled, "[Am I the only one who doesn't watch stupid holos like that?]" "No, honey fur, I never watched it either. Though I kinda do wish I did..." said Anja wistfully. "Hey, since it looks like we're gonna be here for awhile, can we play that?" asked Jysella. "I dunno." shrugged Tahiri."Could be cool." <all done!> *~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 3:27 PM |
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>For everyone's information, Guri is Prince Xixor's Human Replica Droid from Shadows of the Empire.<
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 3:27 PM |
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K, me post!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 3:32 PM |
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"Ok, so what is the first challenge?" asked Anakin.
"Well, we first have'ta divide into teams," Tahiri said. "Um...Anakin and Anja, you're on my team. Lowie, Jacen, Valin and Jysella are on the other team. Zekk, you'll be on my team, too."
"Hey, what about me?" John whinned.
"Oh, um...you'll be on our team," Tahiri answered.
"That's no fair, you guys have one more person," Jacen complained.
"Well, then we'll have'ta go after Jaina and then she can be on your team," Anja said.
[One problem, where is she?] Lowie rumbled.
TBC...
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 3:32 PM |
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OH GOOD GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT SURVIVOR, ANYTHING BUT SURVIVOR!!!
I AM BEGGING NOT SURVIVOR!!!!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 3:38 PM |
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***
Guri reached over and slapped Jaina, hard. "Stop screaming!" she cried. "Or I swear I'll kill you on the spot! Prince Xizoor wouldn't like that."
"Prince Xizor? You mean-" Jaina stuttered.
"No, Prince Xizoor, Prince Xizor's clone, you stupid girl. He's expecting you," Guri interrupted. "Yes, he'll be very pleased..." A smile lit the robot's face, or what you could call a smile, seeing as how half her face was missing. "Yes, once he has you, I will be able to take your body, leaving you to take my decaying metal body. We'll switch places, and then I will be able to serve my master again."
"Never!" Jaina screamed. She cringed when Guri stepped closer and brought her hand up agian to slap her. "Besides, my friends will be here to rescue me soon."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 3:44 PM |
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"Oh, you mean the ones I just took out a few minutes ago? Yes they came very close to rescuing you. Too bad they wont get that far. They wont come around for about another 2 hours, and we'll be long gone by then." Guri announced. She hoisted Jaina up, then loaded her in a ship waiting nearby. 10 minutes later, they blasted off.
***
Jacen groaned. "What happened?"
"I dont know. One minute we were looking for Jaina, then the next this pressure bomb flys in and knocks us all unconsciouss," Zekk answered.
"Ugh...what time is it?" Tahiri asked.
John looked at his wrist. "We've been out for about two hours. You know, I cant feel Jaina's presence. Something fishie is going on here."
"Yeah, that is a fact, my...er...friend," Tahiri said. "I cant feel Jaina either. Something tell me she isn't on this planet anymore, or even in this system..."
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 4:26 PM |
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<Me post quick>
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 4:48 PM |
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"Stop stealing my lines." said Tenel Ka voice form the comm on Jacen's belt.
It was then that everone noted that she had been missing since they landed.
"Where are you Tenel?" asked Jacen.
"I'm on Jaina's ship. You know the one she come to the plant in. The one we got with the toy money." said Tenel Ka.
"Why are you there?" asked Anakin.
"On the way here Jacen tolded me what he did with the beer. So the first thing i did when we got here is run over to her ship and get a beer out of her FULLY STOCKED onboard bar." said Tenel Ka.
***
"So what have you been up to?" Tenel Ka asked into her comm. But no one anserwed. That's odd.
Just then there was a loud bag on the ship door. She when to the door and opened it. All of the Punks pilled into the ship screeming "BEER!!!"
!?! Cadet 05 !?!
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 8:45 PM |
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<I'll post a little more>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 9:32 PM |
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After the Punks were full of beer once more they put on there swim suits (except for Lowie) and went out side. They swam, drank, tossed a flat disc bob called a frisbee, and got tanned. They had fun in the sun all day. The only one that complained at all was Valin and that was only the same old "Why don't I have someone date?" question. Near the end of the day as the guys where watching the girls play a weird game bob called volleyball when Zekk started to fell that something was wrong.
"Something fells wrong." said Zekk.
"What?" asked Anakin.
"I don't know. It feels like something is missing." said Zekk. "I don't remember what but I know it's important."
***
"My friends will save me." Jaina said over and over again each time with less and less confidence.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 10:01 PM |
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Jaina started to cry. She was tied up in the conner of the ship going somewhere where she might lose her body. Help Me!!! she called into the force.
***
Back on Yavin 4
Mara, Lara, and Kyp were watching the news.
"Reports comeing in from all over the New Republic say that Evil Clone John after Evil Clone John are being defeeted by only 2 men. These men are calling them selfs Super Jedi and Jedi Man. Who these 2 truely are no one knows. But if there listening the New Republic says thank you." said the news woman.
"I wish I knew who they were." said Kyp.
"Some Jedi Master." said Mara to herself.
All of a sodden Kyp jumped to his feet. "Jaina needs help. I got to get to my ship." And he ran off.
"I thought the landing pad was the other way." said Lara.
"It is." said Mara.
!?! Cadet 05 !?!
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 12:58 PM |
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"Shall we follow him?" asked Lara.
"Why not." said Mara as the two got up and walked down the passage where Kyp had run off. The y turned the corner just in time to see Kyp run into a wall.
"Ouch!" he yelled as he flopped down onto the floor.
"Some Jedi master indeed." said Lara, as she hit her head with her hand. "That...must have been some impact! So, what do we do now?." she asked.
"Hmmm..." started Mara. "He said Jaina's in trouble...and I think she needs our help."
"What about bonehead over here?" Lara asked. "What should we do with him?"
"Well," responded Mara. "Lets look at our options."
"Hmmm..." said Lara. "Lets see, we could...Throw him into space, beat him senselessly, Throw him down a garbage chute, leave him in some predator's hunting grounds in the jungle...or, we could take him with us.
"As terrifying as it sounds..." Mara replied. "I think we should take him with us."
TBC
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 1:02 PM |
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"Why?" a confused Lara asked. "What good could he possibly do? I mean for the love of the Force, he ran into a wall!
"He was able to sense Jaina through the force." said Mara. "He might be able to lead us to her when he comes to."
"Okay, ok...you made your point."
"Good than lets leave before I regret it."
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 1:08 PM |
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<i shall be posting now>
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 1:33 PM |
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***
Eventually they got fed up of volleyball, and decided to go for a drink.
Anakin reached the fridge first.
"What?" he said "It's empty!"
"We'll have to go and get some more" Jacen said.
they walked over to the nearest shop and they were so thirsty that Anakin wasn't fussy with what he asked for.
"We'll have a hundred cans of anything alcholic" he said
"I'm sorry, but the Imperial Republic has banned all alchol"
Anakin was just about to echo the words 'Imperial Republic' when Bob popped up. "Due to the changes you made to the past a two minor detalis of the Rebublic have changed." he then dissapeared.
"I can live with that." he said to Tahiri.
"I wonder what the other difference is?" Tahiri replied.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 1:41 PM |
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"Well anyway..." said the shop owner, looking slightly confused "Chief of State Vader has issued all alchol stores and bars with a new drink called 'Jedi Juice'. It's quite good actually."
"What did you say?" Anakin asked.
"He said 'Jedi Juice', Anakin" Zekk said.
Zekk took the can and started reading the label.
"Made from real Jedi" he said
Jacen, who had been drinking some at the time, spat it out all over the floor.
"Made BY real Jedi, sorry" Zekk corrected himself.
"No, no, before the 'Jedi Juice' part" Anakin insisted.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 1:45 PM |
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"I only said the Chief of State Vader issued it as a replacement for alchol" the shop owner said
Anakin's and Jacen's Jaws dropped. If they had dropped any further they would have fallen off and rolled down the beach.
"That was the other change" Bob said, then dissapeared again.
"Jacen, we HAVE to go and pursuade our grandad to let us have our lovely beer!" Anakin yelled
"Yeah, but havn't we forgotten about something?"
"Yeah... " Zekk said, "But I can't think what..."
<done>
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 1:52 PM |
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i now post
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 2:07 PM |
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"anyway, whatever it is, we'll discover later!" said Tahiri
So they went to Coruscant to talk Chief of state Vader into making beer legal again.
When they arrived to Coruscant
"hmm, i wonder how will grandpa receive us"said Jacen
"i suppose in a good way..."said Anakin
"halt!! state your business"said A guard
"we're here to see Chief of state Vader"said Tahiri
"Chief of state Vader is busy and cannot attend teenagers who only want trouble"
"Even if some of those teenager who only want trouble are thier grandsons?"said anakin
"oh, i hadn't realized, ill call him"said a the guard
so, they went to an office.
"welcome, i heard that some of you were my grandsons?"said Vader
"hi grandpa!!"said Anakin nad Jacen
"are you them?, well anyway, what have you come here for?"said Vader
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 2:08 PM |
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"We're here to ask you if you can make beer and that kind of liquors legal again"said Zekk
"I can't do that"said Vader"anyway, Leia told me she had two sons and a daughter... but where's the daughter??"
"THAT'S what was missing!!!"said zekk
"well, we need to find her"said Jacen
"buuuut....we can't work well without beer on our brains.."said Anakin
"oh well, ill make beer legal agin so we can find her"said Vader
And, after Vader made beer legal again (crushing some opposing people throats) they hopped on the ship enroute to where the yhad last seen Jaina
~~**-Stead Eight-**~~
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 3:28 PM |
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I'm posting!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 3:43 PM |
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"So now what?" Tahiri asked.
"Who are you?" Vader questioned.
"Gramps, this is my girlfriend Tahiri. And this is Anja, Lowie, Tenel Ka, Zekk, Valin, Jysella, and John," Anakin introduced.
"Girlfriend? Aren't you a little young to have a girlfriend?" Vader asked.
"Grampa! I'm not too young, I'm almost 15!" Anakin complained.
"Go to your room, young man. Ther'll be no back talking to the chief of state!" Vader bellowed.
"Yes, ma'am, er...I mean sir," Anakin whispered, tears welling up in his eyes.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 15, 2002 3:49 PM |
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"Ehem...if you please, we've gotta get started," Tenel Ka said.
"Right, sorry," Vader replied. "Now where were we? Oh, yes, Jaina. I've got the perfect plan."
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 16, 2002 4:56 AM |
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<E-wing puts on a big yellow hard hat and says "I better post now.">
Psychopathic Jedi Road Constriction.
Filling Plot Holes Is What I Do.
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 16, 2002 6:12 AM |
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"Ok, befor we do can someone please explain how grandpa is not only alive but head of the New, I mean, Imperial Repubic." said Anakin.
"I can." said Bob.
"Bob! Good to see you, old friend." said Vader.
"You know Bob?" said Tahiri.
"Of course. He was my collage room mate." said Vader.
"This is all sooo interesting, but can we please get back to the subject." said Anakin.
"Ya right, sorry about that." said Bob. "With all the time jumps you have done the space-time was warped just enough to allow Vader to survive long enough for Luke to get him to the med-room on the Home One. After he was healed he wanted to say out of everyones way so he went Alderaan."
"How did he know about Alderaan?" asked Jacen.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 16, 2002 6:58 AM |
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C
"You honestly think one of the greatest Jedi of all time couldn't sence a planet full of people." said Vader.
"I guess you have a point." said Zekk.
"But why..." started Anja.
"Why don't I tell Tarkin about Alderaan being a fake." said Vader. "To be honest, I never like the whole Death Star idear in the first place. Bob, do you mind if I tell the rest of the story."
"No, by all means." said Bob.
"Well after I got to Alderaan I meet with Bail. He set me up in a nice place just outside the capital. I lived there for year. Then when Alderaan reappared you all came calling. Bail told Leia about me. She came to visit me and told me about every thing that's been happening including the fact the Repubic was with out a leader. I thought I might help out and do some good to make up for all the evil i did." said Vader.
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 16, 2002 7:10 AM |
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C
"Ok, but one more question. Are you good now?" asked Anakin.
"Mostly. I am takeing anger management classes. I don't even kill people anymore. That is except for lawyers, politicians, and sith." said Vader.
"That's ok." said Valin.
"Now that that's all sorted out, let find Jaina." said Vader.
!?! Cadet 05 !?!
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 16, 2002 8:22 AM |
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<i'm gonna post!! ;D>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 16, 2002 8:37 AM |
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<nevermind. i have to go do chores. i can't post right now. so forget the i'm posting thing, cuz paretns wont let me...sorry guys... :D>
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Date Posted: Mar 16, 2002 3:56 PM |
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story rescue!!!
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Date Posted: Mar 17, 2002 12:25 PM |
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UP!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 17, 2002 6:10 PM |
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Ok mesa posting now!
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Date Posted: Mar 17, 2002 6:14 PM |
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***
Jaina screamed again and again. This was not happening. She was not listening to opera. "GET THAT STUFF AWAY FROM ME!" she cried.
Guri looked up, amused. "I heard you are a pretty good singer. Once I take your body, I will be able to fufil my dream of becoming a professional opera singer." She stared out the ship window dreamily, if that's what you could call it. Jaina surmised that it was pretty hard for a robot with only half a face to look dreamily. Jaina thought maybe she was going crazy. Maybe it was just the music.
"You're gonna kill me with that music, and if you do that, then you wont have a body to take," Jaina taunted.
Guri glared daggers at Jaina, then turned of the music.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Mar 17, 2002 6:20 PM |
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***
"So, where do we start?" Valin asked.
"How bout the bar," Tenel Ka suggested.
"Mmm...no, lets try our apartment," Anakin said.
"Um...guys, Jaina has been kidnapped. I really dont think the kidnapper is gonna bring her to a bar or home," Jacen muttered.
"Uh, right. Well, then lets go to a bar and then think of where to look for her first," Tahiri suggested.
The punks, and Vader, heartily agreed, and they went to the nearest bar.
***
"What do you mean you dont serve alcohol?" Jysella demanded.
The bar manager looked fearfully at the bunch and whispered, "Chief of State Vader outlawed it."
"Dummie, he said it was okay to have now," Anja said.
"Yes, I did," Vader said, "but you guys have to remember that I just allowed it agian. It may be a month before bars stock it."
TBC...
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Date Posted: Mar 17, 2002 6:26 PM |
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Tahiri let out a blood-curdling scream. "A month?!?!? How do you expect us to last a MONTH without beer?"
"Or Moonshine," Tenel Ka added.
[Or Pinesol,] Lowie rumbled.
"Pinesol? What's that?" Anakin asked.
[Dunno actually. It just popped in my mind.] Lowie growled.
"Hmm...never heard of it, but it sounds good," Zekk said.
"Yup," Vader agreed.
"So, if we cant have alcohol, we're gonna have to rescue Jaina...sober," Jacen whispered.
The group gasped. "D-did you say-" Tahiri started.
"The S word?" Tenel Ka finished, cutting Tahiri off.
"Sober," Anakin muttered.
Jysella put a hand over her heart, and gasped. "NO!"
"Yes."
"NO!"
"Yes."
"Hey, are you guys gonna just sit here, or are you gonna go rescue Jaina?" Bob asked, appearing nest to Zekk.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 17, 2002 6:36 PM |
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"Well, we would, but we dont know where she is," Anakin grumbled.
"And, we dont have any beer," Tahiri finished, looking hopefully at Bob.
Bob groaned. "All right," he muttered, and passed the group some beer.
"Thanx!" they all exclaimed.
"Now, you'll find Jaina on, um...let's see," Bob glanced at some papers, "Kessel."
"Kessel?" Jacen echoed.
"Yup."
"Oh."
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 17, 2002 7:51 PM |
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<ok, i'm posting!!!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 17, 2002 8:05 PM |
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"Kessel. Great. I just loooooove Kessel. Such a pretty planet." muttered Anakin.
"I agree wholeheartedly, my friend Anakin." said Tenel Ka.
"Do we really have to?" whined Jysella.
"Yea, it's just Jaina!" said Valin.
"Hey, wait, didn't we buy a spice mine on Kessel like forever ago? What ever happened with that?" asked Anja.
"Could be...don't remember." mumbled Jacen.
"Being sober usually does that to oneself." commented Zekk.
"Hey, I've got an idea!" exclaimed Valin.
"What?" asked Zekk.
"How bout we ask Bob here to go and tell who's ever got Jaya captive to switch her to a more convenient planet!"
"I think I can't do that." said Bob.
"Oh. Why not?"
"Rule 123,456,789,000a ~ no doing other people's dirty work for them."
"But Bob! You got us the beeeer!" whined Jysella.
"She's got a point there, Bobby-boy." said Jacen.
"Alright, alright already! I'll see what I can do...." said Bob, disappearing into a puff of smoke.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 17, 2002 8:22 PM |
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C
"But what if that doesn't work?" asked Zekk.
"I don't know." said Valin.
"Hey! Call Super Jedi and or Jedi Man! And ask them to help us out!" exclaimed Anja.
"Good idea! How do you contact them?" asked Zekk.
"Uh, I don't know..." she said.
"[Oh, Bob!]" cried Lowie. A wisp of smoke appeared, but it wasn't Bob. Instead a tiny little box said, "Hey! I'm sorry, but I am busy! At the tone, please leave your name and number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Thanks!" A beep sounded.
"Since when did Bob get an answering machine?" demanded Anakin.
"Since you pathetic Jedi started gettin into trouble at every turn, and needing me at every second of every day, while i'm doing your dirty work!" said Bob.
"Oh. Ok." said Jacen.
"That wasn't very nice..." said Jysella.
"What did the evil people say?" asked Zekk.
"Not much." replied Bob.
"Oh." said Jacen.
<sorry, i know, patheic post,i fried my brain, but i wanted to post sumthing before i got demoted! :D>
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"so now what do we do?" asked Zekk.
"Get drunk?" asked Valin.
"NO, YOU IDIOT WE HAVE TO FIND jAINA"yelled JAcen.
"Maybe R2 can figue out the the odds of where she is?"
Why is it that Jaina is always kidnaped?" asked Tenel Ka.
"Good question. why does it seem she always gets kidnapped?"
Cadet 03
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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"Maybe, It's because she is as beautiful as her mother." said Han, walking into the bar. "Now what did you say happened to my little girl?" He stopped in his tracks, when he saw whom the kids were with.
Vader
Hans hands instantly fell to the blaster at his hips. Vader rose to his full height. Jacen hit his head with his hand. Anakin rolled his eyes. Tahiri took another drink of pinesol. The rest of them sat back and watched the scene that lay before them...
"Get away from my kids"
(justy trying to heighten the confusion a little...sadly my dad has limited my time online to an hour...so this is the best I could do. No Corran, I'm not making EXCUSES!)
*~*Four *~*
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Czulkang
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Hey! This is the one-hundredth page of our story! Whee-hah!
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yay! Party NE1? c u at galaticbasic
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Czulkang
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Anakin stood up from his seat.
"Now Dad, don't worry. This is Chief of State Grandpa Vader. He's very nice and-"
"Chief of State?" Leia interjected, "Since when? I"ve been trying to get back in that position for years? No little Sith piece of rusty scrap metal is gonna steal my rightful job!" the angry Princess screamed, whipping out a nasty blaster rifle.
"Mom! Calm down! This is Grandpa you're talking about! He's changed, remember? Sheesh, talk about stupidity!" Jacen exclaimed.
"Don't you talk to your mother like that, young man!" Han shouted, sending a blue stun bolt at his son. Jacen collapsed onto the table, spilling a cup of pinesol in the process.
Han was fuming inwardly, as well as outwardly. Jaina was missing, Vader was back- It all made him want to shoot the place up. So he did.
TBC
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Five minutes later, everyone in the bar (With the exception of Han and Leia) was unconcious, courtey of Han's stun bolts. At the bar counter, dozens of bottles of freshly shiped in pinesol were aflame, lit by the heat and fire of a lethal bolt.
"There, now I feel better." Han said.
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tahiriveila
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<ok, i will post!>
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tahiriveila
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"Han, darling, don't you remember those anger management classes!?" asked Leia.
"Sorry, hon. I forgot." Han replied sheepishly.
"Yea, well, genius, since you stunned all everyone, who's gonna save Jaina?" Leia demanded angrily.
"Oh, uh, I guess we have to."
"I guess so!" snapped Leia.
"We could always wait till they woke up." suggested Han.
"You nerfherder! You think Jaina can wait? Who knows what they'r doing to her! We have to save her!" she shouted.
"I, uh, never thought about that." Han admitted.
"Obviously."
"Well, where do we begin?"
In a pouf of smoke a man appeared.
"Oh. You aren't the Punks. Could I have been wrong-" the guy was cut off.
"Who *are* you?" demanded Leia.
"Oh. You must be the parents." he sniffed. "I am Bob, helper and all-knowlegeable being who assists your kids. How can I help?"
Leia narrowed her eyes. " 'All-knowledgeable?' You mean you know *everything*?" she asked.
Bob rolled his eyes. "Yes, it does."
TBC
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tahiriveila
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"Oh. Ok, then, can you tell us where to find Jaina?" she asked politely.
"Hmmm...yes, I can. But you guys are just going to go chase her like that?!" he asked.
"Why? What's wrong with the way we look?" asked Han.
"Nothing, really, just *everyone* knows who you are..." Bob shrugged.
"So, what do you suggest we do, Mr. All- knowledgeable Being?" Leai said skeptically.
"Have you ever heard of Jedi Man and Super Jedi?" he asked.
"Duh." said Han.
"Well, why don't you masquerade as 'Rogue Man and Little Lady' ?" asked Bob.
"Rogue Man and Little Lady?!" shouted Leia, "I don't think so!"
"Sweetie, it could be fun..." said Han.
"Umm..no."
"How about Falcon and Princess?" suggested Bob.
"A little obvious, no?" asked Han.
"At least *I'm* trying!" Bob said a bit defensively.
<ok, all done! see, this is my idea, han and leia try 2 save jaina and maybe they dressup as superheroes, but i don't know, i just ate a lot of sugar....:D>
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Ewingfighteraol
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<Me post, Me post, Me post!>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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<patiently waits....I can't wait patiently for much longer....hurry!>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 18, 2002 6:10 PM |
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"Forget this hole dress-up-in-costume thing. Who in there right mind would do something like that?" asked Han
***
Super Jedi and Jedi Man landed on Yain 4. They both transformed back into there normal forms. They called out into the force for Mara and Lara, but neither of them anserwed.
"Where could they be?" asked Luke.
"Why are you asking me? I just got here." said Gus.
"Ok, Ok. We'll just ask them." said Luke pointing to the 3 people walking up to them. Well one was a person, 2 of them were droids.
"Master Luke how have you been? And how about you Master Gus?" asked C-3PO.
"How did you know i am called Gus?" asked Gus.
"This nice man named Bob told us all about what has been happening in are absence." said C-3PO.
"Just where have you been anyway?" asked Luke.
"It's a long story." said C-3PO.
TBC
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 18, 2002 6:18 PM |
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<hmm, E-wing are you gonna pot someday plz? cuz\ i wanna post too :(
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Mar 18, 2002 6:19 PM |
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Yes, do hurry up Ewing. Poor rogue looks like she's about to explode in a burst of flame, she's so desperate to write!
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 18, 2002 6:24 PM |
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>hmmm, actually badfur, rogue tired of waiting and went offline>
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 18, 2002 6:25 PM |
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<just like me now..bye!!>
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Date Posted: Mar 18, 2002 7:06 PM |
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"To long for right now I'm afraid." said C-3PO.
"What's wrong?" asked Luke.
"Jaina has been kidnaped, again. Bob said she was was on Kessel." said C-3PO.
"Kidnaped Again!?!" said Luke.
"You say that like it's happened befor." said Gus.
"You have no idear." said Luke.
"We can take my ship if you want." said the girl with R2 and 3PO.
"Who are you?" asked Gus.
"My name is Kelly Sea." said Kelly.
Luke really looked at the girl for the first time. She was young, Valin's age maybe a year younger. She was also very pretty. She had deep blue eyes and hair that was the same color. Luke used the force to see if it was a natural color. It was.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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"Ok, but what are you doing here?" asked Gus.
"I'm sorry I should have explained. Kelly saved us and her people when we were on are adventure. But in the process broke a number of sacred laws and they banished her. I thought since the Solo kids and there friends were about the same age she could join them." said C-3PO.
"Her People?" said Luke.
"She is a nokill." said C-3PO. "That means she can never be killed."
"She an immortal!?!" said Gus.
"No. I will die someday. But my people can only die of old age. I can be killed befor my time. I have the same life span as a human." said Kelly.
"Oh OK. Let's go." said Luke and the 5 of them left for Kessel.
***
"Well Kyp, were is she?" asked Mara.
TBC
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Czulkang
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Urg. I sorta want to post, if everyone else who was waiting died of boredom. So, could you hurry up, E-Wing? You've been hogging the story for the past three hours or so.
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"She is there." said Kyp as he pionted to a galaxy map.
"That's the exact opposite point in the galaxy of Kessel." said Lara.
"Kessel here we come." said Mara.
"Ya...Hay wate a minute." said Kyp as Mara entered Hyper space.
***
"I think Han is right. Just give us the planet." said Leia.
"She is on Kessel." said Bob.
"Thank you." said Han as the 2 of them left.
A few minutes after they left Bob said "You can stop faking being stuned. Their gone now."
Vader stood up and said "Thanks Bob."
"No biggy." said Bob as his disappared.
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 18, 2002 7:49 PM |
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<one more then I'm done>
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Vader waked over to Anakin and waved his hand. All of a sodden Anakin sat up.
"What happened?" asked Anakin.
"Your father went a little stun happy. Now help me get rid of this pinesol and wipe it from there memoirs. Then we can go save your sis." said Vader.
"Ok, but why are we getting rid of the pinesol?" asked Anakin.
"You remeber what you told me happened with the WD-40 and Tahiri." said Vader.
"Ya." said Anakin thinking of the time he almost lost her.
"The force tells me that something simalar will happen if we don't get rid of it now." said Vader.
Anakin need no more convincing. After Vader and Anakin disposed of the pinesol they woke the others. They all got aboard Vader's Star Destoryer and headed for Kessel.
!?! Steadfast P-9 !?!
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 18, 2002 8:09 PM |
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<Sorry about how long it took.>
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 19, 2002 1:43 PM |
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me post!
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 19, 2002 6:27 PM |
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>i'll assume that after4-5 ours your "me post" message is no longer valid, so i'll post<
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Date Posted: Mar 19, 2002 6:54 PM |
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***
"how long until we reach Kessel?"asked Leia for her twenty-fifht thousand, one hundred million, fifty hundred forty fourth time
"2-3 hours "said Han
"oh,i guess i'll go to sleep then"she said for the 6,545 time
***
"hmm, how long is it going ot take?"asked Anakin to Vader
"another hour, maybe two"answered Vader
"you know anakin, you're sadi that for ike 546897009848567 times now!!"said Jacen
"actually, i htink its the 546897009848568 times, Jace"said Jysella
"This is a fact!!"said Tenel Ka
"Whatever"said Jacen
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 19, 2002 6:55 PM |
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"Where ARE we?!?!?!?!??!?"asked Mara
"This is NOT Kessel!!!"said Gus
"Of course not!!"said Kyp" I tried to tell you, but NOOOOOOOOOO, why listen Kyp?"
"Yeah, why?"asked lara
"Anyway, where ARE we Kyp?"asked Luke
"According to this. . .. we're at the planet Derra IV . . ..opposit from Kessel. .. and where the Alliance lost a convoy during the Rebellion"
"Why didn't you say something before Kyp?"asked Gus
"I realized that and was going to tell it when we got to hyperspace!"
~~**-Stead Eight-**~~
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Ewingfighteraol
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<Corran you goofed. Mara, Lara, and Kyp were not with Luke, Gus, Killy, R2, and 3PO. Mara, Lara, and Kyp left Hrs befor they got to Yain 4. It's not that bad thow. Who ever post next just pretened that Gus and Luke were not in that last post.>
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Date Posted: Mar 20, 2002 4:07 PM |
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>oops!! sorry :(<
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 21, 2002 3:26 PM |
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K, me post!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 21, 2002 3:36 PM |
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Jaina looked around the room where she was tied up. Just a little more rubbing, and these ropes would come right off. Jaina was tired of waiting to be rescued, and decided to take matters into her own hands. She broke free, and quietly picked the lock to the room.
***
Guri watched Jaina break free, amused at Jaina's attempts. She watched as Jaina opened the door to her room, then quietly step out into the hallways. Guri stood up, sighed, then pulled her blaster, set it on stun, and went after the girl.
"Very impressive. It's nice to know that I'm getting a good deal with your body," Guri said.
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Jaina whirled around. Using Jedi reflexes, she leapt in the air towards Guri, but the robot was faster. Jaina went down with a stun bolt, and hit the floor with a thump. "Pitiful. That's one thing I'll miss about leaving this cursed metal body. I wont have as good of reflexes," Guri muttered to herself. She picked up Jaina, then brought her to a different cell, this time securing her better. "This one I'll have to watch. Only 2 more hours until the rest of the Punks come to rescue her, and when they come, there gonna be in for a big suprise. I'll be Jaina Solo."
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Date Posted: Mar 21, 2002 6:31 PM |
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>mesa now!<
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Date Posted: Mar 21, 2002 6:43 PM |
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As Jaina woke up, she was feeling really weird, like if she was....not....IN HER BODY!?!?!
"What the....?!?!?!"yelled Jaina so loud when she saw what she saw.
What she saw was....herSELF, but but that was not her!! but yet it was her!! this was getting really confusing!!!!
"Yeah, confused o are huh?"said the Jaina-that-wasn't-Jaina-but-anyway-was-Jaina
"Who..who are you?"asked Jaina )or at least she THOUGHT she was...)
"I am the new Jaina!! I'm Graina!!"said Ja..Graina
TBC
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"Wait a min!! are you Guri????"asked Jain
"Yes, i ma, now, i've taken your body, and if you'd please look at the mirror?"asked politely Graina
Then Jaina saw herself on the mirror.....and she yelled so loud everyone in the planet heard her
she was...but htis couldnt be....but yet she was....Guri?!?!?!?!?!?
"this can't be!!! im Jaina!!, but im Guri? but if im Jaina!!!!"she was gpoing crazy, she knew
"Well, its very simple..i took your body and was going to kill you when i got a minute of goodness and i decided to let you live...but in my body!!!"said Guri/Graina
"Then you ARE Guri?"asked Jaina
"Yes, and you are Jaina"said Guri"Well, its pretty simple..now i thought it better, and when your friends come to save YOU...tey'll finish saving ME and taking me with them...and by the way killing YOU because they think YOU are ME!!! mwahahahhahaha!!!!"Laughed Guri/Graina
~~**-Stead Eight-**~~
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Date Posted: Mar 22, 2002 12:32 PM |
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< Whoa! Hold up. Does Jaina still have her force powers? I mean her spirit is in a droid. >
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Czulkang
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<Uh. I don't know. Look at Nicholas Marr from Children of the Jedi, he had to transfer his conciousness to an android body, and he lost his Force powers. Callista transffered her powers to another Human, and she could only access the Force through the Dark Side.>
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Czulkang
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<Sorry, I meant that Callista transffered herself into another Human, and she then lost her powers, except for the Dark Side.>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 22, 2002 12:43 PM |
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< ok, i'd like to post to now! i know, i havent posted in forever!! >
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tahiriveila
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Grania took Jaina's lightsaber, which was, techically hers, since she was Jaina, and held it up in a guard. Jaina/Guri was holding a blaster aimed at Grania, and was about to shook her when the Punks burst in.
They gasped in horror.
"Jaina!" Zekk called. "Hang on, we'll save you from that thing!"
Jaina/Guri turned to face him. "Oh, good! I was so afraid that you'd think I was the bad guy..."
"But you *are* the bad guy." pointed out Jacen.
"No, I'm not!" Jaina exclaimed indignantly.
"Guys, listen, that mangled droid is just trying to confuse you! She was going to kill me, and now you're going to believe that she's not the bad guy?!?" shouted Granina, though they didn't realize her true identity.
"She has a point there, Jace." remarked Anakin.
"Ok, so we kill the wacko droid then?" asked Anja.
"Umm...I dunno. She *did* respond almost immediately when Zekk called out to Jaina..." said Jacen.
"Yea, that was weird..." commented Zekk.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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"You know what? I think it's all a part of her evil plan to kill all of us Punks! Let's get rid of her! I betcha she has something to do with a John!" said Grania.
"John!" they all gasped. "Of course! Why didn't we realize that?"
"No! I have nothing to do with the scumball!" shouted Jaina/Guri. "It's ME! Jaina! Jaina Solo!"
"Hmm...you know what, I think you're right, wacko droid person, you really are my sister, Jaina. Since you look so much like her and all....wait, no..." said Anakin.
"Just stun her and get it over with!" screamed Grania.
"Ok. Good idea." said Valin.
"This is a fact." muttered Tenel Ka.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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"[Can we take her with us, please? I bet with some manipulation, she could be our new band manager]" said Lowie.
"I dunno. She *did* try to kill Jaina. We all saw it."
"[Please? OH, pretty please?]" Lowie begged.
"I guess we can. But only if you cuff her, and stun her and work on her in a hold that *can* be opened to space, in case she decides to kill us all." said Jacen.
Lowie approached Jaina with a pair of stun cuffs.
"Uh-uh. No way. In your dreams, Lowie." the real Jaina backed away slowly, waving him off. Lowie grinned and nodded enthusiastically. He held her in the air with the Force while he snapped cuffs on her wrists.
"NOOO!" she shrieked as Zekk raised a blaster, set on stun. "Grania, I hate you!"
Zekk fired. Jaina was dropped from Lowie's Force-grasp to land on on the deckign with a heavy thud. Grania ran straight to Zekk, kissing him,saying," You're my hero!"
"Oh, brother..." muttered Jacen.
"Grania? Who's Grania?" asked Anja.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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"Uh, I dunno..." said Zekk.
"Jaya? Since you were here with this wacko thing, did you hear them mention a Grania?" asked Jacen.
"Um, no, actually, I didn't...sorry guys..." said Grania.
"Oh. Ok." said Jacen, still puzzling over who this droid creature had called out to.
"That droid of yours, Lowie, must be crazier than we thought..."
"[Maybe it has bad vocal processors? May it meant 'I hate you *Jaina*?]" Lowie suggested.
"Hmm. Could be. Fix her up, so we can understand the droid, ok?" said Zekk.
"[Will do. No problem.]" replied Lowie
"Let's get out of here! We got Jaina, no reason to stick around!" cried Anakin. "Lowie? Go get the droid."
Lowie slunk over to where the real Jaina lay stunned on the decking, and threw her over his shoulder before following everyone to the ship.
<i'm done!! sorry, i know that was a really long post, but its cuz i havent posted for a while and i had a good idear...at least, i think it was a good idear...:D>
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Date Posted: Mar 22, 2002 1:55 PM |
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Ok, me post!
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 22, 2002 1:56 PM |
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posting!!!!! (i actually have an IdEA...)
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Date Posted: Mar 22, 2002 1:56 PM |
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Man! you beat me to it!
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