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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 5:36 AM |
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I'm posting!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 5:50 AM |
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"Prepare to be boarded," the nasal voice continued. Jaina groaned.
"Over my dead body," Kyp growled, and pulled the ship into a sickening twirl. Jaina groaned again, then ran to the 'fresher.
When she came back out, John's ship had gotten a lock on the ship, and was preparing to board them.
Maybe that beer wasn't such a good idea after all. Jaina thought, trying to wipe puke off her tube top.
She entered the cockpit where Kyp was desperately trying to break free of the strong hold pulling them in. Jaina screamed. "Kyp! What is...this?" she screamed.
Kyp reached over to the controls and turned the music off. "What's your problem?"
"That-that music!" Jaina hollered.
"Eminem? That's good stuff," Kyp answered.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 5:55 AM |
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Just then, John broke through the ship, and entered the cockpit. He screamed. "TURN THAT...THAT...STUFF OFF!"
Both Jaina and John looked as if they were going to feint. Kyp started singing along. "Cuz I'm the slim shady, yes I'm the real shady. All you other slim shady's are just imitating. So wont the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up."
Jaina and John screamed and ran out of the room. "I'm getting out of here!" John yelled.
"Bring me with you!" Jaina pleaded. John and Jaina left the ship, leaving Kyp singing along to the awful music.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 8:42 AM |
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>This'll be really lame, but... well, I'll do the best I can when I'm given Eminem to work with!!! Sticks! How could you!
Oh! new idea just hit me. I'm posting now! (this should be interesting...)
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I'm the Commander, which makes me chief of everything.
(You'd have to be CrAzY to want my job!)
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 9:23 AM |
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John ran screaming from the ship, with Jaina hot on his heels. At least, she was for a while.
John-clone #(insert astronomical number of choice) bolted into a room labeled PRIVATE. Jaina skidded to a stop as the door slammed shut in her face. Staring at the door in deep concentration (or about as deep as concentration can get after the torturous "music" Kyp had been playing), Jaina debated wheter or not to follow him.
"To follow, or not to follow. THAT is the question." Jaina realized what she had said and planted the palm forcefully to her forehead.
Curiosity go the best of her, and she knocked on the door.
A John-look-alike opened the door, but it wasn't the same one that had run in a moment before. This one was dressed like a servant.
The clone's eyebrows shot up when he recognized Jaina. "Oh! Please, please, ma'am! Come in. My master has been expecting you!"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 9:26 AM |
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Jaina tried her best to hide her apprehension as she stepped through the door and into a very ornately decorated room. It took her less than a second to realize why the door had been marked as PRIVATE, and wish she hadn't been so stupid as to go in.
Pictures of herself lined the walls. She found John sitting in the center of the room, admiring his collection. The sheer grossness and terror of it all made Jaina feel like vomiting.
With an effort, she choked back the regurgitation to confront John. "What is going on here?" she demanded.
John stated at first, but smiled with genuine pleaseure.'great,' thought Jaina. 'More crud in the cream.'
"I've been expecting you, Jaina, my sweet," John said. "You seem a little confused."
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 9:26 AM |
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Choking back another gag, Jaina answered him. "Confused just isn't the word for it. But, yes, I am wondering why I'm all over your walls."
John stood up and took her hand. "Jaina, I love you. Ever since you rescued me from Dothamir, I've been in love with you."
Jaina snatched her hand back. "But I thought you liked Tahiri."
John shuddered. "No. That was my first clone. I was one of his many imperfections."
"You mean I wasted all that time and energy to kill a clone?!"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 9:30 AM |
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*IT was one of his many imperfections. Oops.*
>Still not done!<
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 9:31 AM |
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"Yes." John took her hand again. "But you were beautiful doing it."
"Uh-huh. And do I really want to know where all this is going?" Jaina asked.
"Marry me!" John said, dropping to one knee.
'And that is the straw that is breaking my back,' Jaina thought. She forced a smile. "Oh. Well. That WAS interesting. I really should think about this. I mean, you're an evil dark lord, and me, well, I AM attractive..."
John was only further encouraged by this. "WEll, Jaina dear? Will you marry me? Will you spend the rest of your life with me?"
Jaina raised an index finger, "Yeah, now see, THAT'S the part that doesn't work for me. But, hey," an idea hit her like a MonCal cruiser, "what the heck! I mean, it could be fun, right?"
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 9:31 AM |
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John was elated. "I knew you wouldn't be able to resist me!"
Jaina rolled her eyes to herself, 'I can't believe I'd actually stoop this low.'
John had moved to the comm station near the door. "Send him in."
The door whooshed open barely three seconds later, and a minister stepped through. He turned to John. "You had better remove her binds and gag so that she can say her vows," he warned.
John beamed. "Oh, no! She's doing this willingly!"
The minister shook his head in idsbelief. "I don't believe that. But, oh well."
John tossed Jaina a veil and a bouqet of white roses and the ceremony began.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 9:32 AM |
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***
"John?" Jaina said after the ceremony. "You know that part about as long as we BOTH shall live?"
"Yes?"
"Well, they should have changed it to as long as YOU live!" Jaina ignited her lightsaber and flung herself at John.
"Oh, honey?" she said to the head roling across the floor. "I want a divorce."
Jaina took great delight in torching the place, with a flamethrower that had been conveintly stowed in a closet. Once she had cleansed the room, she burnt John-- or what was left of him-- to charred ash.
Jaina surveyed her work proudly. "Now, how do I destroy this ship?" Jaina snapped her fingers as the solution came to her. "I've got it! 'Everything lads to the reactor,' of course!"
She found five thermal detonators in her utility belt, and darted into the refresher. Setting the charges to detonate as soon as they reached the reactor core, she flushed them all down the toliet.
TBC...
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 9:33 AM |
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"OH NO! Kyp!" Jaina ran from the room to the the ship. Kyp, not surprisingly, was still there.
She slapped him back to semi-conciousness. "Get us out of here, now!" she yelled.
"Now, just wait a minute," he began.
"We don't have a minute!" Jaina said, right before she dumped him from the pilot's chair and took over the controls.
"Hey! What are you doing?" Kyp shouted.
"Saving your butt!" she answered. "Well, mostly mine, but you've got the ship, so... do the math."
Kyp pulled a calculator from his pocket.
Jaina rolled her eyes.
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 9:35 AM |
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>Alright! I'm done. I know, that was REALLY lame, but, laugh if you want!<
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I'm the Commander, which makes me chief of everything.
(You'd have to be CrAzY to want my job!)
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 1:28 PM |
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< John has some major issues he needs to settle...>
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Czulkang
Total Posts: 1024
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 3:10 PM |
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How can he settle any issues if he's dead?
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 3:27 PM |
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<I'll be posting, be posting, be posting...lalalalalala. La.
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 3:37 PM |
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Anakin set the ship down on the burning building they had stopped mere meters from. As he got out, the young Jedi looked down upon a scene straight from The Little Lost Bantha Cub, his favorite childhood book.
Or maybe not.
All of Coruscant's towering skyscrapers were blazing with fire. The combined heat made the entire sky shimmer with carbon dioxide.
The streets were covered in broken glass from the windows. Then they got to the main palace walls.
"Oh dear." Jacen muttered.
That was an understatement. The entire wall was covered in scrawling writing that said, "John was here".
"I wonder where they got the paint." Tahiri wondered.
"Well, let's go." Anakin said with finality, taking a deep breath.
He opened the doors.
|]Stead Seven[|
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 5:24 PM |
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<If you have finished, I believe I shall post now>
-=-=-= Stead Six =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 5:32 PM |
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Inside the Imperial Palace was a mess. There was graffiti everywhere and cables hanging down from the ceiling.
"I wonder how they keep the place so tidy?" Anakin whispered.
"I think this is UN-tidy" Tahiri answered, as she walked close to Anakin.
"Well it's tidier than Jacen's room...."
"Shut up, bro" Jacen snapped, "where here to sort this mess out"
Anakin and Tahiri bent down and started picking up the rubble from the polished stone floor.
"Not the mess you idiot." Zekk said, "We have to sort out what all the evil Sith clones have done"
"Oh... right..." Anakin said.
TBC..
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 5:41 PM |
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"Someone has to be leading the clones" Jaina said
"Well what about the original John?" asked Anakin
"No - he's dead"
"Rarghrh" Lowie said [But how can you be so sure that that little sithspit is really dead this time]
Jaina shuddered, remembering the room she had killed John in. "Nope, that was definitly him this time"
"Sometimes I wish we'd let him join the band..." Jacen said.
They carried on up the steps to where the senators met to go through into the Senate Chamber.
Suddenly the ground began to shake.
Zekk turned around and looked at something that had come out of the ground behind them. "Uh, guys" he said, "maybe we should get out of here..."
The others turned round, unsure of what they were about to see...
<DONE!>
<Okay - whoever's next has better think of something good :D >
-=-=-= Stead Six =-=-=-
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 5:43 PM |
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< I'm posting >
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 5:51 PM |
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They all turned around just in time to see a huge drill come from the ground. Three figures emerged from the drill. Two were human, it seemed. One male and one female. The other was a small feline.
The humans quickly covered the hole thier drill produced, and hid behind two nearby bushes, the feline following.
The punks snuck up behind them...
"We'll catch Picachu this time, James"
*~* Four *~*
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 6:03 PM |
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>FOUR had issues!<
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I'm the Commander, which makes me cief of everything!
(You'd have to be CrAzY to want my job!)
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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Corran_Horn2
Total Posts: 342
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 6:11 PM |
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Mesa now! :)
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 6:19 PM |
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"Who ARE you????"asked Jacen
"hahahaha" the lights turned off
"prepare for trouble"said one voice
"and better be afraid"said the other
They started saying a really boring set of sentences
"Team rocket flying at lightspeed"said one voice
"surrender now or prepare to die!"
"Meowth that's it!"the non-human finished
"What are you doing here??"asked the REALLY shocked Punks
"we're gonna trap Pikachu!!"said the woman
"he's not going away!"said the man
"anyway, i think you're in the wrong place buds"said anakin
and then the non-human slashed at them
The punks stood there, faces burning
"You'll pay for this one!!"said Tahiri
and then the ounks used the Force to send all of them flying away....
"Team Rocket has been defeated agaaaaaaaaaain"said the woman as they were on the sky
TBC
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 6:24 PM |
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>Thanks, Corran. Oh, uh, in case you didn't see this before, could you please use the return key and some capitalization? (Like i do). If really makes it easier to read. Thank you!<
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I'm the Commander, which makes me cief of everything!
(You'd have to be CrAzY to want my job!)
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 6:29 PM |
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C
"wow!Who WERE those guys??"Asked Jacen
"I don't know, but they were funny"said Tahiri
"I thought they were pathetic"said Jaina
"arrghrr"[but we don't know who they are] said Lowie
"this is a fact"said Tenel Ka
"Anyway, we must continue"said Anakin
So the Punks, continued cleaning that mess, wondering who were those misterious guys that had bothered them
"k, we need to go to the top of the palace, i think we'll find answers there"said Jaina
"ok"said Tahiri
So the punks started their way up
When they got there...
"Finally, we're her"said Jacen
"Rrolowroorrf"[What a long trip]growled Lowie
"c'mon ,open up bro!"said jaina to Anakin
when they opened up the door they found something amazing,unbelievable
"ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"said Zekk, then he fainted
"It can't be!!"yelled jaina
"This is impossible!!"said Jacen
"That is a Fact,friend Jacen"said Tenel Ka
~~**-Stead Eight-**~~
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 6:31 PM |
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<ok commander, don't wory>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 8:13 PM |
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<ok, i'm posting!!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 8:36 PM |
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"So, where *are* we?" asked Jaina.
"Umm, somewhere near Coruscant maybe?" suggested Kyp.
"That sounds good..." said Jaina. "Where's your navi computer?"
"On your left." Kyp said, still toying with the calculator.
"Will you cut that out already?!" snarled Jaina.
"Sorry. Sheesh." grumbled Kyp. "Are we there yet?"
"Actually, we almost, are! But, by the looks of it, John and his billion clones have already wrecked their damage!"Jaina said.
Kyp peered out the transparisteel viewport to see the close buildings of Coruscant on fire.
"I'd say you're right... hey, what is that heading towards us?!" he exclaimed.
"I don't know! Should I grab it with the tractor beam??" Jaina inquired.
"Yea, pull it in!" Kyp charged back to the hold, with Jaina hot on his heels, to see what it was that they'd pulled in. Kyp was stunned to see two humans and a feline sitting in the hold.
"Who *are* you?" Kyp asked.
"Prepare of trouble..." started one.
"And make it double!" said the other.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 8:37 PM |
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"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket blasting at the speed of light!"
"What in the Sith!?" exclaimed Jaina.
"Out!Out-out-out!" cried Kyp. Jaina picked them up and hurled them out the bay.
"Okay, now that was just plain freaky."
"Yeah. There was something definately Sith about that. Just plain Sith." Kyp said, shaking his head.."Wait a minute, what's this?" Kyp knelt, and picked up a small red and white orb. Jaina vaguely remembered it from somewhere...she couldn't quite put her finger on it.... wait, hang on,that was it!
"NO!!! DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON!" she hollered as Kyp pushed the white button.But, most forunately, nothing happened.
"Phew!" Jaina sighed in relief. And then the orb glowed white and began to shake. //Oh, no\\ she thought //Oh, no\\
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 8:39 PM |
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A group of people popped out.
"Shcoohby Dhoo??" said a weird looking animal.
"Zoinks! Where are we, Scoob?" asked a goateed man.
"ScoooBY DOO!!" and then the weird brown dog leapt into the goateed man's arms.
"By my calculations, Shaggy, we aren't on Earth anymore. I'd say we're somewhere in the future!!" exclaimed a nerdy girl with thick glasses and short hair.
"Oh-my-Sith." commented Jaina. It was then that the group seemed to notice the room's other occupants.
"H-E-L-L-O. WE COME IN PEACE. TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER." a tall, blond haired man said slowly, speaking clearly. Kyp and Jaina stood there, staring.
<ok, i'm sorry, i had a liitle too much spice tonite ;D i don't know what got into me, i just went wacko...but for lack of a better replacement to this terrible piece of writing, i'm gonna post it...it will be interesting to see how you guys mess with scooby doo and co...haha... but, now that i've ruined the story, i'm have to say, i'm done!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 11, 2002 8:40 PM |
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<once again, i apologize for a useless, damaging post!! please, PLEASE don't demote me!! ;D >
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 10:42 AM |
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<I post.>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 11:05 AM |
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What Anakin saw defied resson. It was a young kind looking John with a pure white lightsaber fighting a big musclely looking Jar-Jar with a blood red lightsaber. At seeing this both Lowie's and Anja's heads exploded Jello. Tahiri (who never befor saw an insta-clone) screemed and passed out.
"Since when were those two insta-clones?" asked Jacen.
"We left Lowie in the med-center on Alderaan, remember. Anja stade with him. I thought we might need help so i used Luke's clone-o-matic to make some insta-clone we could use ontill they got back." said Anakin holding Tahiri.
"Can someone please help me!" called John as he blocked a slash from Jar Jar.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 11:20 AM |
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"Why should we help you?" asked Zekk, "You have been makeing are life's heck ever since we said you couldn't join the band."
"That wasn't me. I love you guys. I would never hurt you. After you all rejected me i came up with the plain to fallow you ontill you let me join. But befor i could Jar Jar kidnapped me and made and evil teen-age clone to take my place." said the real John.
"How are we to know your telling the truth?" asked Jysella.
"He is." said Bob.
"Ok, why didn't you tell us this befor Bob?" asked Valin.
"You never asked." said Bob.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 11:39 AM |
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"Messa think that's enoffa outa youssa." said Jar Jar as he picked up John with the force and throw him into the Punks. "Nowssa time for my great weapon."
Just then a giant bull-doser droped out of nowhere right between Jar Jar and the Punks.
"Messa gona squish yousa now!" said Jar Jar.
***
"So, Jaina, what are we going to do about these guys here" asked Kyp pointing to scobby and the kids.
"We flip a coin. Heads we call them sith and kill them were they stand. Tails we take them with us and hope they come in usefull." said Jaina as she fliped the coin.
"Ok, cool." said Kyp.
***
"Isn't it lovely here on alderaan, Han?" asked Leia.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 11:55 AM |
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"Ya, it is." said Han.
"I just wish we new what happen to the kids after the c-" Leia was saying but was cut off as she triped over something.
"What in the force." Leia said as she looked to see what it was she fell over.
It was the body of Tahiri's insta-clone (Leia and Han know nothing about the insta-clones).
"By the Force! What could have happened?" asked Leia.
"Oh No." said Han looking just passed Leia.
"What?" asked Leia as she turn around to see the body of Jaina's insta-clone. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
***
"Hay, John. We have been think that maybe we should have let you join us. So if we make out of this do you want to become a punk?" asked Anakin.
"I'D LOVE TO!" said John.
"Youssa gona die!" yelled Jar Jar
!?! Cadet 06 !?!
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 1:27 PM |
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<I am going to add a little more>
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 1:47 PM |
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"It's to bad were going to die. Your kinda cute when your not evil, John." said Jysella.
"I think your cute no matter what." said John.
"Oh for the love of the force. Is everyone going to date someone but me." said Valin.
"I think we should be trying to find a way out of this now and dates later." said Jacen.
***
(Back on yavin 4)
"Where is Luke? He went to the Bath room 40 min ago." said a random Jedi. "We should be plaining what to do about these clones."
"I don't know but Gus went looking for him." said another random Jedi.
"But Gus left 20 min ago." said the first random Jedi.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 2:06 PM |
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Everyone looked at Mara and Lara.
"We know where they are." said Mara.
"But where not telling." said Lara.
***
All of a sudden, the giant bull doser stoped in it's tracks. And the Punks gave a chair.
"Whatsa going on?" said Jar Jar.
"I'm stoping you again, Jar Jar!" said Super Jedi as he pushed the bull doser back.
"Nota this time, Super Jedi. I have plained for you." said Jar Jar with an evil grin. "TURBO POWER"
Suddenly, the bull doser started moveing forword again.
"Can't hold it. To powerful." said Super Jedi.
Tahiri woke up, looked at what was going on and said "Where doomed."
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 2:28 PM |
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Then the bull doser stoped a 2nd time.
"Whatsa metter thisa time!?!" said Jar Jar.
"You need a hand, Super Jedi." said Jedi Man.
"Your just in time, Jedi Man." said Super Jedi.
"Together now, Super Jedi." said Jedi Man.
"Right, Jedi Man." said Super Jedi.
Super Jedi and Jedi Man pushed Jar Jar across the room and throught the wall on the other side.
"Messa be baaaaaack!" Jar Jar yelled as he fell down into the depths of Courscant.
"We must be off now." said Super Jedi.
"Becareful there are still many clones around." said Jedi Man.
With that the two Super heros flow away.
"Who in the sith were those two?" asked John.
"You have a lot to catch up on, John." said Anakin.
!?! Cadet 06 !?!
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 2:32 PM |
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<Jedi Man?
ARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 2:42 PM |
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<Reread page 87 Khalee Lah>
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 2:49 PM |
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Ah, that clears things up.
I think.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 4:49 PM |
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Okay, I'm gonna post!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 4:57 PM |
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"Heads! I knew it!" Jaina shouted.
"Now what," Kyp asked.
"Now, we kill them," Jaina replied. The bunch stood in the corner in fear.
"We-we co..come i-in p-p-eace," the guy stuttered. "P-please do-nt k-kill us."
"Now why would we do that?" Jaina inquired innocently, walking over to the bunch. She smiled sweetly, then cut their heads off with her lightsaber, but stoped when she came to the creature. "Now you're a weird one. What species are you?"
The creature backed away. "D-dog," he stammered.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 5:07 PM |
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"D-dog..." Jaina echoed. "Never heard of it. For all I know, you could be a sith." She sighed, then put the "d-dog" in binders and knocked him unconsciouss. "We'll bring him to the NRI for them to study.
***
Leia screamed, over and over agian. This is not happening. I'm gonna wake up, and the body of my daughter and Tahiri will not be here.She pinched herself. Nothing happened.
Han stood in shock, with his mouth wide open, not even realizing the saliva that was running out of it. He started walking over to Leia, but never got that far. "Ahh!" he cried, arm's flailing to keep his balance. Han hit the ground with a hard thump.
Leia looked over at what her husband had just slid on and frowned. "Is that...jello?"
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 5:08 PM |
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Oops, not done!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 5:14 PM |
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Leia started laughing, but quickly remembered what had happened, and started crying. Han stood up, and rubbed his rear end. "Something's not right here. Why is there jello beside the bodies?" he asked no one in particular. He reached down and scooped up some of the jello. "Mmm...blue rasberry," he murmured.
Leia looked down at the mess, then grinned. Han, sensing her thoughts, grinned back. The two quickly and quietly moved the bodies aside, then threw themselves into the jello, laughing like little kids.
"I haven't gone Jello-swimming since our honeymoon!" Han laughed. He pulled Leia over, and gave her a passionate kiss. Leia pulled away, then laughed.
"Oh, Han, whatever happened to our marriage?" she asked.
"Nothing, we're still married," Han answered.
"Oh," Leia muttered, then reached over and returned the kiss.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 5:18 PM |
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"Leia, what about..." Han started.
"They can wait," Leia finished. "Something tells me those arent real bodies anyway."
"How do you know?" Han asked.
"I can still feel Jaina through the force," Leia stated.
Han grinned, and threw a clump of jello into Leia's face."So who are these two?" he wondered.
"Dunno, but I'm guessing they're clones of some sort," Leia answered. She picked up some jello, and threw it at Han.
"Hey! Ouch," Han yelled.
"What happened?" Leia asked. "That can't have hurt. It's just jello."
"I broke a nail," Han moaned.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
Done!
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2002 7:46 PM |
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<I like what you did with Han and Leia, Sticks>
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 11:52 AM |
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<bump!>
<THREAD REXCUE SERVICE ACTIVATED>
-=-=-= Stead Six =-=-=-
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:19 PM |
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post, I shall.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:25 PM |
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Anakin and Jacen burst into the ship.
"Jaina! What have you done!?" Jacen exclaimed. Jaina smiled not-very-sanely.
"I killed the Sith!" she replied in a kid-like voice. Anakin took one of her hands and Jacen took the other.
"Okay, Jaina, nice and easy. You're never having spice again, got it? just come with us. we're your friends." Anakin said slowly.
"No! Me want spice!" Jaina cried.
"Jaina, calm down. No, I don't have any spice for you. All I have is some beer." Jacen said. Jaina made a grab for his beer.
"Nooooooooo!!!!!" Anakin yelled. Jacen showed Jaina out into the vaccume of space defending his beer.
"What did I just do?" Jacen asked. All of a sudden, Jaina exploded into a space-frozen mass of green jello.
"Lime-flavored Jello!" Anakin exclaimed, forgetting about air. He lept out after Jaina. And suddenly exploded into blue Jello. Jacen sat horrified next to Kyp.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:30 PM |
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"Did that just happen?" Jacen asked.
"I think so." Kyp replied. Then he flew the ship back to Yavin4.
"Jacen, you look like you've seen a ghost." Anakin said. Jacen only stared wide-eyed at him.
"Jace, whatssup?" Jaina asked. Before he could answer her, they heard a familiar song. Anakin began to rock back and forth, singing,
"aint no lie, baby, bye bye bye. (bye bye) i don't wanna be the reason when I've had enough. I don't wanna be a fool in this game for twwo so I'm-"
"Shutting up!" Jaina exclaimed, smacking him hard. Then she took Kyp's CD and burned it. "Never, ever, play that music again while I'm within earshot!" she screamed in his face. Jacen laughed as both Anakin and Kyp nodded wide-eyed after her.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:36 PM |
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Then, everyone standing out on the landing area exploded in colorful masses of Jello. The real Tahiri ran out and began to eat. Then she noticed how Jello could be molded.
"OOhh!" she exclaimed, setting to work. Anakin, meanwhile, called Han and Leia and invited them over to the Jedi Academy for dinner. The two agreed.
Luke and Gus were sitting on top of a temple, designing new costumes, when Leia screamed.
"It's the death star!" she yelled.
"No, mom, it's just a sculpture made out of Jello we toted up into orbit around the planet." Anakin explained quietly to her. But Super Jedi and Jedi Man never heard that. With a nod of agreement, they flew up into space.
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Anakin found the insta-clone capsules lying out on the dining room table. He frowned at how careless his uncle was and poured them all down the drain.
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Jaina screamed as loud as humanly possible.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:42 PM |
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<capsules??? I thought the insta-clones were made by a box called the clone-o-matic>
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:42 PM |
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"There's a group of left-over nudists sitting in the sink!" she yelled, running point-blank out of the kitchen. Jacen, Zekk, and Anakin went to see if she was delusional again. Then Tahiri screamed and ran after Jaina.
"Unless someone spiked my beer, they're telling the truth." Anakin said, rubbing his face.
"Scarred for life!" Zekk cried, covering his eyes.
"Seriously, there were nudists left?" Jacen asked.
"Don't get any ideas!" Jaina replied, kicking him.
"I wasn't!" Jacen exclaimed, kicking back.
"Will one of you please do something about it?" Tahiri asked.
"Uh, sure." Zekk said.
"Good. Dinner will be late if the kitchen staff is all out here covering their eyes." Jaina said.
"And no dessert." Tahiri addded.
"No dessert?!?" Anakin exclaimed, grabbing Zekk's arm. "What are we waiting for?!!"
"My thoughts exactly." Jaina replied.
~_~_~_Sf Lead_~_~_~
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:43 PM |
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I just got done scooping the jello off the computer screen! Don't confuse me more, ewing!
~_Sf Lead_~
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:47 PM |
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<I was right. Page 87. clone-o-matic.>
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:48 PM |
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>wasn't the clone-o-matic from a cartoon?? i dont remember which one...<
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:54 PM |
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<I thought i just made it up?>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 2:55 PM |
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<I'll post and clean up the jello mess.>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 3:22 PM |
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The nudists, Punks, 2 super heros, Han and Leia started a massive fight. It was total confusion. Then all of a sudden they all turn to pudding. Mara and Lara stepped out of the temple. All they saw was pudding, jello, and a very confused Kyp.
"What's going on?" asked Kyp.
Mara smiled and tolded Kyp all about the insta-clones and the clone-o-matic.
"Ok, but that doesn't explane why they all turned to pudding like that." said Kyp.
"I would like to know that myself." said Lara.
"Luke sold one of the clone-o-matic to the jello company and Anakin has the other one. After he let Anakin have one he thought something like this might happen so he made this." said Mara holding up a blue box.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 3:50 PM |
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C
"Ok, but what's that?" asked Kyp.
"It's the Insta-clone-destroy-o-matic." said Mara.
"Let me guess. Any insta-clones (not normal clones) in range get turned to pudding." said Lara.
"That anserws all my questions but one." said Kyp.
"That is?" asked Mara.
"If the Jaina that was with me was an insta-clone where is the real Jaina." asked Kyp.
"We have no idear." said Lara.
***
Back on Alderaan.
"Are you sure your ready to go?" asked Anja.
"RRG, RGGGRR" [Yes, i'm sure] said Lowie.
"Ok." said Anja as she gave him a kiss. "I have a better question how are we going to leave plant without a ship."
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 4:13 PM |
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C
"We could always use my ship." said a voice from the door.
"Jaina!" said Anja. "What are you doing here? I thought you went with the others."
"I did, but when we got to Yain 4 Kyp said he wanted to take me to Corsacant to spy on the clones. You know Kyp has no sence of direction. If i went with him i might be gone for weeks. Anakin told me all about the insta-clones and said he would make one to take my place with Kyp if i came to get you to and brought you to Mon Cal to meet the others." said Jaina.
And so they left to meet the others.
***
"And that's the whole story John." said Jacen.
"WOW!" said John. "I'm sorry my evil clones made so much trouble."
"Don't warry about it kide." said Zekk.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 4:30 PM |
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C
"Ya, all that matters is your one of us Punks now." said Jysella moveing a little closer to John.
"I still can't beleave that i'm the only one that's not dateing someone." said Valin.
"There here." said Anakin looking at the controlls.
"Hi, everybody." Jaina voice came over the comm.
"OK, we are all hear. Now what?" said Tenel Ka.
"We are in orbit of a water planet. What do you think were going to do. We are going to find an island and have a beach party." said Anakin.
"Cool but one question. Are we all real or are some of us insta-clones?" asked Tahiri.
"Your all real and here is the location of a island you can land on." said Bob handing them a data pad.
"Thanks Bob." said John.
!?! Cadet 05 !?!
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 4:39 PM |
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>ok now i remembered, its from a ad of Dexter's Lab (no, i wasn't watching that, i passed and my little sis was!)its about a cloning machine called the clone-o-matic that makes lots of Dee-Dees<
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 5:38 PM |
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<I forgot all about that. And by the way what wrong with watch Cartoon Network.>
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 6:10 PM |
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>nothing wrong,not at all! it's just that i dont see cartoons (more MTV now)if you see cartoons, then ok with you<
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EwingFighterAolSucks
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 7:55 PM |
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What the hell is wrong with EwingFighter. HE has taking over this board, with the worst story I've ever heard. He can't spell the simplest words, and sounds like he is mentaly challenged.Use a f@#!ing spell checker Plus his obsession with the cartoon network freaks me out. Ewing get a life. You seriously need to get laid and stop jerking off to Star Wars and DragonBall Z
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 8:32 PM |
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<if you have a problem with me post it else where, don't mess up something that importent to other poeple because i have a minor role in it>
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EwingFighterAolSucks
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2002 8:36 PM |
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if i post somewhere else you won't be able to read it ret@rd. it's just star wars you don't need to blow your load over it
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 11:36 AM |
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**story rescue**
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 11:41 AM |
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<EwingFighterAolSucks, would you please go make this stand on someone else's story? And if our story is messed like you say it is, then don't read it.
in short, what I'm trying to say is:
take a hike, Jerk!
:)>
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 11:46 AM |
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Anakin landed the ship on Mon Cal. He had a good time scaring his brother with an 'engine malfunction'.
"Ani, have you noticed that you just put down in the ocean? There's sand right over there." Tahiri said.
"I'm not drunk!" he exclaimed.
"I never said you were." she replied soothingly. "I'd just like to get out of the ship someplace other then Coruscant-building high water."
"Oh. okay. I can do that." Anakin said. he moved the ship onto dry land while Jacen yelled at him for landing in the water anyway.
"--and we all could have drownd!" Jacen finished.
"Are you done? I was afraid I had started to go deaf in one ear." Anakin said. He didn't wait for Jacen to answer him, though.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 11:53 AM |
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Jaina got out of her ship into the blinding light of the tropical paridice, Mon Cal.
"I'm gunna get one sith of a sunburn here." she murmured. Anja and Lowie followd her out of the ship. They all three watched for the other ship to land.
"Hey, isn't that them over there?" Anja asked.
"Yeah, I think it is." Jaina replied, frowning. "They should have landed on land."
[perhaps they wish to swim] said Lowie.
"Whatever. Anakin!" Jaina called. "Get your rear over here!"
"Comming! Just moving the ship!" Anakin called back. when the others were out on the beach with them, Jaina and Anja grabbed Anakin.
"Okay. What's going on? Why did you haul us out here?" Jaina demanded.
"Nothing! A little party, I thought, for out new member!" Anakin cried, indicating John.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 11:58 AM |
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"Oh. Okay, then." Anja said happily.
"You what?!?" the shriek came from inside the other ship.
"Like I said, I left all the beer on Yavin4. I thought we could 'stop our alocoholic ways'." Jacen said to Tahiri.
"Have your brains turned to jello?! I can't go withought a beer for the months we're on this island!" she exclaimed.
"What's going on?" Anakin asked.
"He left all the beer on Yavin4." Tahiri said, pointing at Jacen.
"It's rude to point." Jacen said. "What, were you raised by Sand People?"
"Actually, I was." Tahiri said. "But that's beside the point. We're going to have to go to crystal reef and get some more beer."
"I sort of totaled our ship landing it in the water like that." Anakin said quetly.
"You what?!?" Tahiri yelled.
~_~_Sf Lead_~_~
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 12:36 PM |
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"maybe," said Zekk, heasitantly, "maybe..."
"Yes?" Jaina stared at him. Sobriety had cleared her head, and she was now thinking coherently enough to want to stop. Soon.
"Maybe, if we had some, you know, yeast, and some, uh, stuff, like friut, we could kinda, you know, make some alcohol?" Zekk cringed.
"Yeast? What's that?" Anakin stared at him.
"I think it's kinda what they make beer outta." Jacen said.
"Where's Bob when you need him?" Jaina wailed. "Bob! Bring us beer!"
Meanwhile Tahiri, having realised that they wouldn't get 'round to discussing the Wd-4o or Moonshine shortages anytime soon, wandered round the island. Zekk's mention of fruit had got her thinking, and before long she was stargin at the last can of Blended Ewok. Well, fruit juice was kinda like wine, wasn't it? Kinda like alcohol? Could you turn it in to alcohol? Tahiri felt certain that this would work, but grimaced as Valin climbed out of the ship, finishing off the last juice they had.
tbc
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 12:37 PM |
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She stared at the blended Ewok, and continued to listen in on the still ensuing argument.
"Bob! Booobb! Bobbobbobbob!" Jaina kept screaming. She had sunk to her kneees in the sand and was scrabbling desperately, as if digging would end up with a hole full of beer, or possibly Bob.
Zekk frowned, disliking this sudden Bob desire of Jaina's. He knew he ahd to come up with the answer, before Bob did come and took his Jaina with him.
Jacen beat him to it. "Doesn't everyone have, like, a natural level of alcohol in their blood?"
tbc
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 12:37 PM |
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A feral look came into Jaina's eyes, and she stopped digging. Her head turned slowly towards Zekk, and he cringed. The Punks could see her considering something in her alcohol-straved brain. She turned slowley to stare at Anakin. He took several steps backwards, and tripped over his own feet. Jaina advanced, suk into a half crouch. Anakin raised a hand to sheild his face.
"Wait!" Tahiri yelled.
Jaina's head jerked up. She considered the girl, then turned back to her brother.
"Please, you're not thinking straight!"
"Oh, I am, I am. I just really really really don't wanna," Jaina snarled.
"No, I mean, if you eat Anakin, we'll be a punk down!"
"We have John now, remember?" Jacen supplied helpfully. "So we're not really down." He was still a little sore that Anakin had dunked them in the sea. His trousers were damp and getting uncomfy.
tbc
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 12:39 PM |
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"But, but, but..." Tahiri stuttered.
"But we have Blended Ewok!" Jysella yelled, making everyone jump.
"So?" Zekk stared at her.
Tahiri caught on quickly, "Well, ewoks are living, right? So they must have alcohol in their blood. And we all know how cheerful they are and how bad they are at dancing! Their permanently half-drunk! Way more alcohol than anyone here!"
Jaina knocked the blond girl flying as she launched herself into the ship, snatched a blended ewok from teh cooler, and finished it in one gulp. She grabbed at another, but Anakin beat her to it. Before long all of the punks were squabbling over the blended ewok.
Lowie knocked the others aside with his long arms and snatched the last can from John's reach. He gave a sigh of relief as he swallowed it down. They hadn't realease that as the largest one there he had the largest capacity for alcohol, and was still working off the effects of the trip to MonCal. He liked his liver just where it was.
*cadet02*
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 12:40 PM |
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<btw, they're outta Blended Ewok now, so you can keep the beer thing as the motivation if you want.>
*cadet02*
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 12:48 PM |
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<1 question: what about the other ship Jaina was useing?>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 1:36 PM |
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< sorry for the interruption, but I had to address the mentally ill (more so than we are) Ewokfighteraolsucks. I Just want you to know that we are NUTS! So, Ewing does fit in! he has been giving in great posts. And he is a good, if not great addition to the Psychopathic Jedi Family.
So, if all mentally ill would leave us alone... :taps lightsaber for emphasis: then we will gladly let you live. FAIR WARNING!!!
Sorry if this makes any fans (if we have any.) upset, but I don't like people messing with my peers.>
*~* Four *~*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 1:48 PM |
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Ok, I'm postin!
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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* Sarah *
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 1:58 PM |
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I'm sorry for the interruption as well, but I must say this as a fan. Ewing is doing just fine. To Ewingfightersucks: if your'e not a fan don't read the story. Just let people like me enjoy it.
~Cadet04~ @->---
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 2:00 PM |
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Lowie sighed in satisfaction as his alcohol level returned to normal. Jaina screamed with rage and despair. Now, there was no more alcohol left. Being sober hurt more than a ten beer hangover.
"Fine then, be that way!" snarled Jaina. She stormed out of the ship and began walking through the tropical forest. Zekk watched his girlfriend's retreating figure. For his safety, Lowie advised Zekk to stay with the rest of the Punks.
"Rrraaghh wrrraugghll!"( She's crazed with thirst, armed, and dangerous!) said Lowie.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Mar 14, 2002 2:13 PM |
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Jaina stormed through the jungle, hacking apart plants in her anger. The forest was denser now, and not as much light streamed through the trees. A sudden noise made Jaina look up. There was no one there.
The noise started again, just ahead of her. Jaina hurried forward, lightsaber at the ready. As she came into a clearing, Jaina saw what was causing the sound. The remains of a Stormtrooper hung from a branch, his armor clattering against the tree. Before she could comprehend the meaning of this apparition, she was struck from behind. Jaina's vision exploded in white light, and she plunged into darkness.
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