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MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:30 PM
Tahiri ran up to the Super Jedi and ripped off his eye-coverings. The Punks stood amazed by who was in front of them.

"It's...me!" said Luke.

"Not quite." said the other Luke. "I'm the Luke who Jaina brought back from the alternate universe. I'm the Luke who was the former Sith Lord. I've since mended my ways and now vow to do only good!"

The Punks stood amazed. Two Lukes!?!

~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~ (Done!)
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:33 PM
<hey, e-wing you can't have all you want k?, we're a lot of writers, you have to be prepared for your ideas or characters to be treated differently than you might want! that's how it is pal you can't be telling others how things are cuz its their story too, other characetrs have been trated differently than what the ones that made them thought, but thats how it is cuz we're a GROUP of authours k?
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:34 PM
<ok that makes sence>
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:40 PM
<WHAT ARE YOU THINKING. The sith luke was replaced by the real luke when the time line was restored (time machine was all so my thing). and even if there were to of them Super Jedi would never let him self be unmasked like that.>
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:42 PM
<i hair what your saying corran but still...>
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:45 PM
<There was two of them. Jaina brought the other Luke back with her when they returned from the alternate timeline. It's only a story! It doesn't have to be 100% faultless! Maybe Super-Luke had his mind elsewhere.>
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:47 PM
<i guess it's my own falt for not comeing out and saying "Luke is Super Jedi" form the start>
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:49 PM
<at least it's a good polt twist>
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:51 PM
<IDEAR!!!!!!! but i got to go to work. please no one post ontill i get back.>
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 5:09 PM
>E-wing, I know this will probably make you mad, but I haven't written on the story in a very long time, and I actually have time now. Maybe what I'm going to do will give the rest of you some good ideas.

Here comes another plait twist, people!<

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I'm the Commander, which makes me chief of everything.
(You'd have to be CrAzY to want my job!)

~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=

podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 5:10 PM
>oops. *PLOT* twist. sorry about that.<

_____

I'm the Commander, which makes me chief of everything.
(You'd have to be CrAzY to want my job!)

~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=

podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 5:45 PM
The Punks all stared at each other in confusion. Zekk rubbed his temples. "Run that by me ONE more time."

The two Lukes sighed in unison. "HE'S the Luke you brought back from the alternate present," Mara's husband began.

The could-have-been Luke nodded. "Right, and HE'S the one that you all know."

Jaina's face closely resembled that of a two-year-old trying to do calculus homework. She blinked very slowly, so as not to futher overload her less-than-functional brain.

Anakin jumped with excitement. "I GOT IT!!!" he shouted.

"Good," Anja said. "Now explain it to us."

TBC...


podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 5:46 PM
"Well, it's really quite simple," he said, stepping briefly out of view. "You see," he continued, returning with a chalkboard, "when we destroyed Tarkin, we inadvertantly disrupted the flow of time and what we know as history." He picked up a piece of chalk, and began writing an equation on the board. "Acording to the theory of Relativity, and the hypothosis that time is in fact NOT a continuem, but rather a random repetition of moments: a loop if you will, you can easily see that when you multiply the force of time to the square root of pi, and assuming that the ratio of past to future is a perfect square, making it a trinomial, which is, of course, multiplied to the approximate diameter of the Universe, and divisable only by--"

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!" Jacen interrupted, tackling his little brother. "What the hell is wrong with you!!! What does that junk mean?!?!?"

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 5:48 PM
By this time, the chalkboard had been flipped and covered with numbers and varibles, and mindless garble, Lowie lay unconcious on the ground, Jaina was using the Force to keep her head from imploding, and the Lukes were holding Anja back from shooting the poor kid.

Anakin stood up, rather indignantly, brushed himself off.

Super Jedi let go of Anja to face the Punks. "I'm the one from the time when you guys DID kill Tarkin." He gestured to Luke. "This chicken over here is the one that built the first time machine.

"Isn't that what I said?" Anakin asked innocently.

"I dunno," Super Jedi said. "I was too busy worrying about your head inflating, to worry about what you were actually saying."

"One more question," said Tahiri, who, until now, had remained silently terrorfied. "What the Force is a chicken."

The real Luke said nothing, he just began to cluck.

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 5:49 PM
***

The Punks, plus Luke, Luke, Corran, Han, and Chewie, sat in the best bar on Alderaan.

"Where did you say Mom was, again?" Jaina asked. "She's visiting her aunts," Han answered.

"Poor thing," Jacen muttered.

"Her aunts can take care of themselves," Han said.

Luke and Luke rolled their eyes. Simultaneously, their eyes fell on the door, and the red-headed woman stepping through it.

She spotted the group and waved. Luke and Luke waved back, each thinking the wave was meant for himself.

Mara made her way to the table, and planted a kiss on the alternate Luke's cheek, not notiving that there were two of them.

"HEY!" her husband yelled. Jealousy poured off of him.

Mara turned, noticed him, and screamed: first with terror, then with what seemed a bit like joy.

podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 5:50 PM
>Okie-day! That's it from me for the night!<

_____

I'm the Commander, which makes me chief of everything.
(You'd have to be CrAzY to want my job!)

~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=

Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 6:51 PM
Ok, me post
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 6:55 PM
Super Jedi stood up. "I dont believe we've met, m'lady. Of coarse I know of you, your being the Emperor's Hand and all, but we've never actually met. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Luke Skywalker," he said.

"Uh-huh..., then who's he?" Mara asked, pointing to the real Luke.

"Umm...that's your husband, Luke Skywalker," Super Luke informed her.

"Oh." Mara scowled. "Now I'm seeing halucinations." She felt her forhead.

"Um...Mara, I'm real," Super Luke said.

TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 6:57 PM
"You cant be real. There's only one Luke Skywalker, and he's my husband. You're not real. I'm not real! This world's not real! We're all gonna die!" She screamed hysterically.

"She's going insane," Jacen whispered.

*yikes, gotta go*

~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 7:03 PM
turn mesa will post now :)
I don't know what i've just said *sigh*
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 7:09 PM
"we need to do something!"said Jaina desperately
"he's not real, he's not real.." Mara was repeating
"Mara, hear me, im real, he's a from the past guy who came when we destroyed Alderaan" Luke thought to Mara
yeah, right, and I was his apprentice on that time ,was I? she thought sarcastically
well, yeah ,you were
I want to die!!!
"There's only one way to solve this!"said Jacen
"how?"said Luke and Luke
"you have to duel and the winner will stay and she'll get back and think everything is OK"
TBC
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 7:17 PM
So they started dueling and normal Luke, who was really scared,was losing.
When Mara came back.
"Luke , i mean my husband Luke, kill him, don't be a sissy, if you don't kill him, i'll have to live with him!' then she passed out .again.
The thought of Mara living with the other Luke made Luke (the normal one) find a little strength (just a little) but that was enough.

30 minutes later, it was all over.
Mara came back
"So, which Luke are you huh?"she said
"why, can't you tell?"said Luke
"boo!!"screamed mara
Luke got out running
"ok, that's him, the normal Luke"

~~**-Stead Eight-**~~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 7:24 PM
<so sorry guys, i did really did read the 10 pages before i posted, and I knew that you changed WD-40 or DW-40 or whatever it wuz to moonshine, but i wuz just so used to putting down WD or DW that when I checked over for errors, that one slipped past me...sorry if i offened anyone!! ::embarrassed-and-red-in-the-face-look:: btw, keep up the great writing every1!! i'd write, but i don't wanna ruin the story... ;D>
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Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 7:27 PM
no1 ruins th story, c'mon post, i'd do it, but im tired now, and i've just done it so i guess i'll let others write ;)
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 7:28 PM
<oh, and i'm sorry all, i don't really follow the convo thread as much as i should, i just haf restricted computer time, and there are like 3 other sites i post on or whatever, so i don't spend nearly as much time as i should here.... ::another-embarrassed-look:: i think i'm getting too old for this! maybe it's time for retirement! ;D just kidding ;D>
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Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 8:16 PM
<podracer i'm sorry to do this but after you see what i have plained you'll under stand. I'll post now>
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 8:46 PM
Jacen was slapped so hard it brought him back awake. "What happened? What's going on?" Asked Jacen.

"You passed out when you saw the to Lukes." said Jaina.

Luke and Super Jedi were faceing each other.

"Ok, i understand you wanting to do good and all, but you didn't have to copy me." said Luke.

"Copy you! What?" said the Punks.

"I guess it's no use hiding the truth now." said Luke.

Luke pushed a botton on his watch. His clothing transformed into the Super Jedi outfit. He gave a little shout and his hair turn gold.

"BOTH are Luke and Super Jedi!" said Anakin

"My head is killing me." said Tahiri.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 9:09 PM
C

"I'm the real Luke and Super Jedi." said the newly transformed Super Jedi. "Look he didn't even copy my costume right. I have a red and blue lightsaber crossing. He has a red and green lightsaber crossing."

"Son of a Sith, i knew something was wrong with my costume." said the other Super Jedi.

"You see, I'm the one who saved you form Jar Jar." said Super Jedi.

"Ya, But i'm the one who took out the Super Sith and he clones doring the concert." said the other Super Jedi.

"I would have gotten to that. I was just a little busy looking for something." said Super Jedi.

Just then not one but two Maras came running up. They looked exactly alike but for the fact that one of them had a scar down her left cheek.

"What's going on Luke?" asked both Maras.

"I can't take much more of this." said Tahiri

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 9:31 PM
C

"Who are you two?" asked Jacen.

"It's me. Mara. Luke's wife." said Mara.

"You guy remember me don't you? It's me. Tara. Mara's clone." said the Mara with the scar.

"Ok, but why are you here?" asked Tenel Ka.

"Well, me and Luke meet a few days ago. He said i reminded him of his sith hand. We started talking and found out we had a lot in common, both being formerly evil and all. We fell in love. He just asked me to marry him a few hrs ago. I said yes. When i found out Mara was here i went to tell her the news." said Tara.

"We were just talking when we felt something weird was up with are Lukes so we came to see what was going on." said Mara.

"My head is getting worse!" said Tahiri.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 10:09 PM
C

"Back to the matter at hand. There can be only one...Super Jedi." said Super Jedi.

"I completely agree with you Super Jedi. We all know that there is only one way to solve this problem." said the other Super Jedi.

"The big time, full on, SUPER FIGHT!" said Super Jedi.

"That's right Super Jedi." said the other Super Jedi.

They both flew in to the air. They both let fly a series of punches and kicks at blinding speeds. Then Super Jedi hit Super Jedi with a powerful Force Blast. Super Jedi went flying back into a building. A moment later Super Jedi came flying out of the building as a super speed blur. He smashed into Super Jedi full force. Super Jedi doubled over in pain. Super Jedi flew above Super Jedi and kick him to the ground. Super Jedi recovered just in time, jumped off the ground and hit Super Jedi with a super uper cut. They both came around and faced each other again.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 10:35 PM
C

"You are very powerful, Super Jedi." said the other Super Jedi.

"Your not so bad your self, Super Jedi." said Super Jedi.

"I must say, Super Jedi, that was a great upper cut." said the other Super Jedi.

"But, Super Jedi, Your speed ram was perfect." said Super Jedi.

"Come now, Super Jedi, i was just paying you back for that master full force blast." said the other Super Jedi.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Tahiri. All of a sudden the top of her head exploded with brain going everywhere.

"TAHIRI!!!" screamed Anakin as a couple of Punks vomited.

"That's odd." said Super Jedi.

He flew down to Tahiri's body. After he transformed back to Luke, he bent down to her head, picked up some brain and tasted it. At seeing that, the punk who hadn't vomited did so.

"JELLO, just as i thought." said Luke.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 10:57 PM
C

At hairing that Tahiri brains were now Jello Jaina's head also exploded.

"Check her." said Luke.

Super Jedi flew down and tested Jaina's brains."Their Jello too. What dose this mean?" he asked.

"That these two aren't real, but insta-clones." said Luke.

"ggrrrraggaaggrrarraaarraarrggagarrraggarggggrragrrgrgrragrragragrrrahagargg." [What?] said Lowie.

Luke pulled a little back box out of his pocket. "This is my newest invention. The clone-o-matic. You just puch the little green botton on the top and an energy beam comes out the side. When the beam hits a life form it makes an insta-clones."

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 11:20 PM
C

"But what is an insta-clone?" asked Valin.

"An insta-clone is a 99% copy of a life form. So complete that they even think they are the person." said Luke.

"99%, why not 100%?" asked Super Jedi.

"If an insta-clone gets overly confused their heads explode and their brains turn to Jello." said Luke.

"Why did you make insta-clones of Tahiri and Jaina?" asked Zekk.

"I didn't. I made 2 of these, but i can find one. That's why i wasn't at the concert. Someone must have solen it, kidnaped Tahiri and Jaina, and replaced them with the copys so we would not notice ontill after they got away." said Luke.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 11:43 PM
C

"Who would do something like this?" asked Anakin.

"I don't know but we had beter get back to the ship just incase the kidnapers call." said Jacen.

So all the punks went back to the ship. Leaveing Luke,Mara,Super Jedi,and Tara alone.

"Now lets talk about this identity thing." said Mara.

***

Tahiri awoke with a grone. The last thing she rememberd was going in the dressing room with Jaina after the concert on alderaan. She and Jaina were still together, but not in the dressing room. They were in a big dark room, chained by the handes and feet, and without the force.

"Jaina are you all right?" asked Tahiri.

"Ya, were are we anyway?" asked Jaina.

"You are my guess, ladys." said a familar voice.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 12:01 AM
C

"JOHN!" they yelled ashe steped into the light.

"Right. Nice to see you still remember me." said John.

"But your dead! I killed you myself." said Jaina.

"And i still am dead." John said as he pulled back his hood revailing that he was a Zombie.

"Oh come on. This is starting to get down right nuts. I mean first it's John then Darth John then Emperor Darth John now it's Zombie Emperor Darth John. What's next Clone Zombie Emperor Darth John?" said Tahiri.

"Don't give him any idears." said Jaina.

***

"Ok, i think we have this all worked out." said Mara.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 12:18 AM
C

"The form sith Luke will change both his name and super hero name because the real Luke had first dibes. He will also grow a goatee so we can easyly tell them appart. In return Luke will make him a transforming watch like his." said Mara.

"Ok, now what's my new name?" asked the jedi formally knowen a Luke.

"Well, when i was picking my super hero name i couldn't deside between two names. First was Super Jedi wicth i choose in the end. The other was Jedi Man. You can use that if you want." said Luke.

"Jedi Man. I like it. But what about my normal name?" asked the jedi formally knowen a Luke.

"I always liked the name Gus." said Bob.

"Gus Skywalker. I love it." said Gus.

***

"We just got a letter from the kidnappers." said Anakin.

!?! Cadet 06 !?!
Mjade2005

Total Posts: 279
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 8:13 AM
"Now Can we go find Jaina and Tahiri?" asked Mara.

"I guess we got the idenity crisis over, so yeah, we can." replied Gus.

********

"Anakin, what does the note say?" asked Zekk and Jacen at the same time.

"well, once you get past the bad spelling, it says i think, I've got them... stop your concerts and retire or they are toast literally... your rival X.

(someone come up w/ a name b/c john's a clone and he needs a master so come up w/ a name)

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Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 8:28 AM
<he's not a clone just a Zombie. the clone thing was Tahiri makeing fun of him.>
Mjade2005

Total Posts: 279
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 8:35 AM
<we need a new bad guy john's gettin' kinda old >
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Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 8:44 AM
<Talk on the covo theard.>
Mjade2005

Total Posts: 279
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 8:56 AM
"So John, why don't you stay died?" asked jiana.

"because I actually have a very powerful fan who (see an angry zombie thing) wants you died." replied John.

"who?" asked Tahiri.

"her name is ka'al. She is a very powerful person among her people i've heard and she has been trained to be a sith lord"

"where is she from?" asked jaina.

"she is from the unknown regions and thats all she'll say," answered john

"when will we meet her?" tahiri asked.

"well-" john started to reply.

"fool, i can anwer for my self." snarled a tall female.

"i take it you are Ka'al, then" said jaina.

"very good jedi brat. you know your band is no good." replied a sarcastic Ka'al.

"so just how powerful are you,ka'al?" aske tahira.

you ask how powerful i am here let me give you an example".

******
Mjade2005

Total Posts: 279
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 12:25 PM
Mara, Tara, Gus and Luke arrived at the ship to find that the Punks were argueing about what to do.

"Anakin, we can't go racing off." yelled Zekk.

"And give me one good reason why not." Anakin yelled back.

"fine, reason #1: We don't know who or what this rival X is. #2 we don't even know where they are." zekk replied.

"Stop the yelling, you guys. it isn't helping them out, either." yelled Mara.

All activity came to a halt, which mostly consisted of everyonee running a round like GunGans(jarJar's people) with thier heads chopped off(or with their heads on for that matter).

"And what do you propose to do Aunt Mara?" asked Jacen sarcasticaly.

"Well, for one thing we notify your parents." after a pause "Then agian maybe not, Han might just destroy half the galaxy."

"Well, while we're trying to figure out what to do why don't we go get something to drink." suggested Gus.

Cadet 03
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 1:23 PM
They all sat down in a nearby cantina. Zekk was worried about his girlfriend. He missed her, and hoped she was ok. He was trying to figure out where they were being held. He tapped the envelope the durasheet ransom letter was in. He just couldn't put his finger on it. There it was on the address of the durasheet envelope, But It just wouldn't come to him. Then it came to him. His finger was on it!

"It's here!" he yelled over the noise at the table. "I found it!"

"Where-" the group asked in unison. "Where is it?"

"Under my finger!" and sure enough, there it was!

*~* Four *~*
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 1:25 PM
I'm still posting....
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 1:31 PM
they sat around the table staring at the address.
"It says It's on Coruscant, but I've never heard of that place..." Luke said as he tapped the address.

All of a sudden a wall opened behind the bar.

"Wow" said Anja.
[Quite remarkable..] said Lowie

"Thats my husband..." said Mara.
"why didn't you think of that?!" asked Tara, refering to Gus
"I dunno"

*~* fOUR *~*
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 5:01 PM
<ok, every1 i'm gonna post, but it will take a while cuz i'm gonna read everything thru to make sure i get my facts straight and don't offend any1! :D>
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tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 5:12 PM
***
Back in wherever John and Ka'al was holding the two stolen Punks....
***
"So, Jedi brats, still not willing to retire?" asked Ka'al. She got no response. "I will ask ONE LAST TIME, JEDI!! WILL YOU RETIRE OR NOT?!" she shouted. Tahiri winced. Jaina cleared her throat and said calmly, "No."
"No? So be it then! John, get the torture equipment labeled Wolfgang!" Ka'al commanded.
"Wolfgang?" whispered Tahiri giggling. "What does that mean?"
"I dunno! I'm not sure we'll like it though." replied Jaina.
"That's correct, young Jedi fool! You will beg for mercy, and laugh at it you will, but from now on, everytime you hear Wolfgang, you will shriek in terror!" Ka'al cackled hysterically, and at that moment, John brought in the devices...
TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 5:23 PM
C
Tahiri and Jaina frowned as they recognized the "torture devices".
"An Ithorian music maker? That's the torture?" asked Tahiri incredulously.
"Yes, and you will soon see why we so affectionately call it torture!" said the tall woman.
"Well, we love every form of music!" exclaimed Jaina bravely.
"Hmmmph." snorted Ka'al. The two young Punks could sense her sudden doubt that maybe, maybe, they would like the torture. Jaina grinned.
"Well, we will be in the sound proof room, located to your upper right, in case you feel the sudden urge to fall on your knees and beg for mercy." sniffed Ka'al, and she strode over to the room and entered, with John on his heels.
"We won't make your day Kel!" shouted Tahiri.
"IT'S KA'AL! NOT KEL!! KA'AL!!" shouted Ka'al. "Begin the torture, John." her voice boomed through hidden speakers in the walls. John grinned evily and pushed a large red button marked 'Do Not Push Ever'.
TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 5:23 PM
C
Soft, slow music filled the room. Ithorian violettas and pianissimos played what the Punks called 'Turbo-lift Music'. Both young women screamed in terror.
"AUUGHHH! It-it-it- has no bass! AUUUUGHHH!" shrieked Tahiri.
"AIIIIEEE! No relative BEAT!!I'M GONNA DIE!!!" shouted Jaina. Through the transparisteel walls of the sound proof booth, the could see the evil woman and her evil zombie wiping away tears of mirth...
<all done! i think i got my facts straight~ hope this works for you guys!!>
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Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 9:17 PM
<it does,thanks i didn't know what to do with the story>
***
Suddenly, anakin and Zekk got up
"What is it??"asked Luke
"we felt a LOT of pain"said Anakin
"where did it come from?" asked Mara
"i guess its from...over there"pointed Zekk
"ok,let's go then they're probably jaina and Tahiri"said Gus
So they went guided by the feelings of zekk and anakin ,until they stoped at a decrepit-looking house.
Well,not exactly house, more like fortress.
"uh, guys, you sure this is it??"asked Tara
"um,yeah"said zekk
"great.What now?"asked Gus
"what else ,wo go in there and get them back!"started shouting Luke
"calm down hon, remember what happened the last time you got excited???"said Mara
TBC
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 9:21 PM
Back in the torture chamber...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"was yelling Jaina, she couldn't hear more of that horrible all-but-music thing
Suddenly, the music shutted down.
"what now??"asked Tahiri
Then, Ka'la and John appeared
"so, your friends have come to save you, Jedi Brat"said John
"mwahahahahhahahahahhaha, your friends will die!!!"said Ka'La
"No way Kim"Tahiri yelled
"IT'S NOT KIM IT'S KA'LA!!!!"
"Anyway, we'll now take you to another better-suited place to receive your Jedi Brat friends!!"

~~**-Stead Eight-**~~
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Mar 8, 2002 9:42 PM
*Hey everybody, i wont post i the story thread for a while because i just can't think of anything craetive, pleae don't demote me, when i goot new ideas ill be back and will post again,its just a writers block and i don't want to mess up the story, with my boring posts*

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Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 8:40 AM
<Same here. But I'm posting in beeurd's forum, I hope that helps.>

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Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 9:47 AM
Er...me 2. I'm all out of ideas...

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tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 10:54 AM
<ditto here! no idears, whatsoever! sorry i can't post! i have sum serious writers block!! :D>
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tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 12:17 PM
<uh, ok, i'm gonna *attempt* to post sumthign interesting...i'm trying, so don't laugh at em!! ;D>
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tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 12:26 PM
"Where are we taking them, Ka'al?" asked John from her side as they were rapidly walking down the halls. Dazed and shackled Tahiri and Jaina, and humming parts of the dreaded classical music, followed on thier heels.
"I believe the Carbonite Auditorium...." she trailed off meaningfully.
"Ah, yes, the Auditorium." murmured John pensievly.
"Go get them the instruments, John!" barked Ka'al, "We have little time!"
"Yes, ma'am!" said John, and he darted off.
Ka'al turned to the two Punks. "And, you, my young friends, are you ready for your big performance?"
TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 12:33 PM
C
"Performance?" Jaina wonderingly questioned.
"Oh, you couldn't have forgotten such a big concert as this! Do you not remember the long training, and practice it has taken you, Jaina on your violetta and you Tahiri, on you pianissimo to get to play for the galaxy's greatest stars? I cannopt believe it!" Judging from the expressions on the two Punks' faces, it was obvious that they had no recollection of such happenings, and Ka'al grinned, satisfied that the classical music had indeed turned their young brains to mush.'Not as good as Jello, but mush will do just fine.' she thought to herself. "Come now, ladies, your audience is waiting!" and Ka'al ushered them onto the stage, where they got their instruments. Ka'al took the maestro's stand and began waving her arms. Zekk, Jacen,Mara,Luke and two individuals that looked exactly like Mara and Luke, along with Anakin and Lowie, rushed into the room, lightsabers blazing.
They froze in terror; they had no idea what was going on.
TBC
cjcfman

Total Posts: 75
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 12:38 PM
Then Jania took a blaster and killed herself. Lowie aknolgeing the fact that he had a crush on her committed suicide
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 12:45 PM
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A man who looked sacry beyond all reason, and he looked exactly like John,stood up. Seeing John alive drew a collective gasp from everyone.
"Shh! You're just in time! This is going to be Tahiri and Jaina's first performance!"
"Wh-wh-what?" stuttered Anakin,"Performance?"
"What are they holding in thier hands?" a concerned Jacen asked.
"You'll see! Sit down!" was the whispered reply. The large group settled down to watch. And then the music began,startign with Tahiri's solo on the pianissimo. Jaina joined in smoothly, tapping her foot in count.
TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 12:45 PM
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Jacen's eyes widened in horror, and Zekk fainted dead away. Anja quickly reached over and covered Lowie's 'ears' with her hands, and squeezed her eyes shut. Mara sat there pop-eyed, gripping Luke's hand as if it were her only lifeline. Anakin was humming along and tapping his foot to the beat, eyes closed and smiling blissfully.
"ANAKIN!" hissed Jacen," What are you doing?!"
"Huh? Wha- oh. Sorry." Anakin's face flushed red with embarassment.
'This is terrible! We've got to stop them!' thought Anakin to the group. Everyone nodded in agreement, but John shook his head adamantly.
"No, I don't think so." he said crossing his arms over his chest.
"Dude, we've like killed you how many times, you think you can stop us?" shot back Zekk, who had been revived and was pale, but walking.
"Hmmmph." said John. "We'll see bout that, won't we?"
<all done! hope you guys get un writers blocked! :D>
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tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 12:46 PM
<btw, it's A man who looked *scary* beyond all reason, not sacry....hehe my bad!>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Mar 9, 2002 3:50 PM
< Man I cant think of a good solution.... >
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 10, 2002 5:28 AM
I'm postin' now!
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Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 10, 2002 5:38 AM
"Just what do you mean by that!?" snapped Anja.
John walked over to another curtain in the Auditorium.
"And, now, here's my second performance!" cried John, grinning evily. With that, he drew back the curtain. The punks gasped in horror at the sight before them.

Row after row of cloning cylinders covered the room. In each cylinder was a full size clone of John. The room was bathed in an eeriy green light, and, combined with the creepy music Jaina and Tahiri were playing, the scene was truly terrifying.

John threw back his head and roared with insane laughter.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 10, 2002 5:45 AM
Lowie decided he had had enough. With a mighty roar, he sprang from his seat. Brandishing his lightsaber,Lowie charged the stage, running towards the clones of John.

"NO!!" cried John and with a snarl, raced after Lowie. Lowie was almost to the cloning cylinders when John hit him with a blast of Force lightning.
"Lowie!!" screamed Anja, as her lover was knocked to the ground.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 10, 2002 5:54 AM
John stood over the fallen Jedi, cackeling evily.
"Such a futile wast of energy, Jedi carpet! Say, I happen to know a Trandoshan who specializes in Wookiee rugs!" John's grin was becoming more twisted, as was his sadistical sense of humor.
"You wouldn't dare!" yelled Anja."I'll kill you for this!"
Ignoring the scorched spot on his chest, Lowie swung his lightsaber above his head...

....And took off John's legs.
"AAUUGGGHHH!!!" screamed the Sith lord. he clattered to the deck, with a rather squishy sound.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 10, 2002 6:08 AM
Anja meanwhile had jumped onto the stage and Jacen was not far behind. Frantically, she raced over to Lowie, laying injured on the stage. With a broad stroke of her lightsaber, she relieved John of his head. John's head rolled off the stage, where Luke and Mara enjoyed themselves by stomping on it. Anja threw her arms around Lowie and gave him a big kiss for his bravery. It certainly helped ease his pain.

When Ka'La saw what had become of her master, she charged towards the kissing Lowie and Anja.
Jacen got there first. He thumbed his lightsaber..and it wouldn't ignite.
"Sith!" he cried. Thinking quickly, Jacen swung the handle of his lightaber as hard as he could at Ka'la. The impact took off her lower jaw.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 10, 2002 6:24 AM
By now, Tenel Ka and the others had climbed up on the stage. They were in the process of destroying the clones of John.
"Jacen my friend, it is good to see that you have found the way of the warrior inside you!" said Tenel Ka, approving of Jacen's handiwork. Jacen turned to Ka'La.
"Well, sucks to you, Kari!" he said.
Ka'La tried to tell him her name wasn't Kari, it was Ka'La. All she could do was make noise like a Bantha. She had no lower jaw. Zekk quickly dispached her with a slash from his lightsaber.
With both John and Ka'La gone, Jaina and Tahiri stopped playing the terrifying music. They joined in the process of destroying John's clones.
A few minutes later, it was all over. The bodies of John's clones were strewn across the room in various pieces.
"Well," said Jacen, "Let's find our way out of this place."
"And get Lowie to a med center!" said a concerned Anja.

>done<
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Mar 10, 2002 6:51 AM
"Wait" said Luke "Shouldn't we burn thier remains so that no more clones of them can be made?"
"Good Idea Uncle Luke!" said Anakin, whom was holding his girlfriend's hand firmly, as if to never let her go.
"I knew there were brains in there somewhere." remarked Mara with a smile on her face.
"Lets hurry anddo it so that we can get Lowie to a med center" Anja said worriedly.
<they all collectively used the force to hurl all the clones body parts into one neat pile, setting it on fire>

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