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They left Keevy to talk Godzilla and Jar Jar to death and began to sneak away towards their ship.
They used the Force to make sure nobody saw them creeping away and the eventually reached a ship dealer.
"Greetings, Jedi Punks! It's an honour to meet you!" said the dealer.
"Yeah, we're, um, looking for a new ship" Anakin told the man. He heard Jaina and Jacen saying something behind his back but he ignored them.
"Well you've come to the right place!" said the dealer, as he lead them into the showroom. "Come this way, I'll make you a good deal"
They went into a showroom full of ships, there were Corelliean Transports of many different varieties, even some older than the YT-1300 series.
Anakin walked over towards the X-wings and the starfighter section, but was quickly reminded by Luke that they couldn't all fit in a fighter.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 1:42 PM |
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"How about one of those?" Valin suggested, pointing to the Lambda-class shuttles.
"Er...no" said Luke. "Not fast enough".
"Have you ever been in one?" asked Jysella
"Yeah... Of course, I shouldn't have gone..." Luke said "I was endangering the mission! Vader could feel my presence!"
"Uncle Luke - calm down" said Jaina
"It's all my fault!" he said "I nearly got us all killed!"
"Yeah, about a million years ago..." said Anakin. Stopping to look at a Corellian Corvette, he noticed in his reflection that his hair was nearly all back to it's normal colour. Was it really that long since I dyed it? He thought. "Well have this one" he said turninh around and pointing at the nearest thing in front of him.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 1:51 PM |
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"A landspeeder?" said Zekk. "That won't get us very far."
"That is a fact" said Tenel Ka.
"No, the one behind it!" Anakin shouted, he really had to get home and style his hair.
The punks looked over and saw the YT-2000 that was docked behind it.
"Wow that looks good" said Jaina
"I agree - but can you afford it?" Luke said
"Um, I'll call our agent on Coruscant" said Jaina as she pulled out a small holonet comlink and set it down on the desk.
As it activated a hologram of their agent appeared.
"We have an agent?" Valin asked
Anakin shrugged "I guess so"
"What d'ya want now?" a fat balding man with a huge cigar asked.
"Do we have enough money to buy this?" Jaina said, as she pressed a button that sent the details of the YT-2000 to him.
"Yeah, yeah" he said "No problem, I've just made a brilliant deal with a toy manufacturer. get it and get here ASAP"
TBC...
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 2:06 PM |
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With that the image faded.
Jacen turned to the dealer and said "We'll take it" and he handed over a small datacard that held the Punks' bank details.
----
half an hour later they were travelling back to Coruscant through hyperspace.
The familiar blue glow outside the window was as boring as hell.
They all wondered what this deal was.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 2:07 PM |
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Later they everntually made it to their agents office on the 2000th floor of an office block in Imperial City.
"Hey, whassup?" Jacen said as they walked into the office.
"Take a seat" their agent said.
The Punks noticed that the seats were bolted to the floor. Last time he had said that they had picked up the seats and walked out of the room with them.
"So what's this deal then?" asked Jacen
"This..." their agent pressed a button on his desk and a panel slid back and up slid a box containing little action figures of the punks. "A manufacturer approached me and asked if they could make these, so I said yes. They paid us nearly 2 million credits for the licence to make these things" he explained
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 2:07 PM |
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"Cool" said Anakin, even though he really was desparate to do his hair. "Can I play with myself?" He asked. "Actually no, forget I said that" he realised everyone was laughing at him.
"Whats the name of the series?" Jaina asked.
"The Power of the Farce" said the agent.
"The Power of the Farce?" said Zekk. "Don't you mean the Force?"
"No I mean the Farce. This is a comedy, remember"
"Oh, right" said Zekk.
(DONE!)
(LET'S SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH THE TOY STORY)
(HEHE - TOY STORY...)
-=-=-= Stead Six =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 2:48 PM |
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<OK... I'm gonna post. I think the story has gone in strange directions. I'm gonna add a bit of sanity... OK, maybe not.>
~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 2:55 PM |
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"Cool!" said Anakin. "Well, we'll discuss this back on our new ship. See ya later, alligator!"
The Punks walked out. The last thing they heard before the door shut was "What's an alligator?"
***
Back on board their new ship, Jaina laid in a hyperspace route for Kuat. Why, no one knew. She just did. Afterwards, the Punks all settled in for a drink.
Tahiri dished out the alcohol. The Punks decided that it was time for a time out. It was Leia's birthday soon, and the Solo kids wanted to get her something special.
"What about some new shoes?" said Jacen. "Women like shoes."
"No." said Anakin. "Women like make-up. Let's buy her make-up."
"Boring!" said Jaina. "Let's get her something big!"
"But what?" said Jacen. "Women only like shoes and make-up!"
If looks could kill...
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:02 PM |
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Suddenly, Anakin noticed something.
"Hey, Punks!" he said. "I've noticed something!"
They all looked. In the corner there was a device which looked suspiciously like Luke's time machine.
"But that was destroyed!" said Zekk. "It can't be!"
"But it is!" said Bob, mysteriously popping up from nowhere. "When Anakin traveled back in time, someone copied the time machine's design! He marketed the product and now every new vessel has a time machine!" With that, he vanished again.
"Wait, wait, wait." said Jacen. "If someone copied the time machine's design and now they are commonplace, why don't we remember this?"
"Dunno." said Tahiri. "That's time travel for ya."
"I'm getting a headache..." said Jacen, lying down slowly.
"Wait guys!" said Jaina. "I've thought of the perfect present for Mom!"
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:11 PM |
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Jaina told everyone her plan. The Punks loved it. Given that it was only a two seater, Jaina and Jacen decided they would go in the time machine. Anakin protested, but when Jaina hit him over the head with a toolbox and knocked him out cold, he stopped.
They boarded the machine. Jaina set in the time co-ordinates and hit the big red 'Go!' button. Amazingly, they arrived at their destination first time.
They found themselves in a big room, all grey. In the centre stood an oldish man with a younger version of their mother, two stormtroopers and a man dressed all in black with what appeared to be a breathing problem.
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:17 PM |
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The twins listened closely. Their mother was speaking.
"The more you tighten you grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers." she said.
"Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way, you have determined the choice of the planet that shall..." Tarkin trailed off. He had just noticed the time machine in the corner.
"What's that, Vader?" he asked.
Vader turned. Jaina quickly ran out of the time machine, engaged her lightsabre and chopped Tarkin's head clean off his shoulders.
"That will teach you!" she yelled. She ran back into the time machine and activated it, sending them back to their own time.
"We did it Jacen!" she cried. "We saved Alderaan! Mom will be so happy!"
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:27 PM |
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When they reached their proper time, they stepped out of the machine. It promptly vanished behind them.
"What's going on?" exclaimed Jacen.
They took in their surroundings. They weren't on their new ship. They were on the Falcon. It was in a bad state of disrepair though. The other Punks were no-where to be seen.
The twins were shocked. This wasn't right...
Bob appeared. "Oh, my." he said. "What a mess."
"What's happening?!?" cried Jaina. "Where's Anakin and the others?"
"They don't exist." said Bob. "When you altered the past, Vader hid the Death Star until he had pinpointed the Rebel Base and destroyed it. The Empire won. Luke now is a Sith Master under the Emperor. Your mother and father are all that remains of the rebels. As you altered history, time machines never got invented. You're stuck here." With that, he vanished.
"Oh, no." said Jaina. "We are sooooo dead."
~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:28 PM |
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<Done! Please don't take the easy option and make it all a dream. I can think of one way they could restore history off the top of my head. Think about it!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:43 PM |
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ok, i know it's been awhile since i posted, i wuz gone, so now i post! ok? ok! :D
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:47 PM |
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oh, do I have an awful idea!! ::grins evilly::
me post!
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:48 PM |
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<good luck - you're gonna need it> -=-=-= Stead Six =-=-=- http://www.galacticbasic.net/forum/
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:48 PM |
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uh...you can post first. Just don't kill off any of the other punks. And keep the twins away from them. Then my evil idea will still work.
:D
~_Sf Lead_~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:55 PM |
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"Ok, genius, now whadda we do?" snarled Jaina.
"I dunno! You're the smart one here!" he shouted. They continued bickering for at least half an hour before Jaina said," Jace, look, this has gotten us nowhere! We gotta think!" And with that she sat down and closed her eyes and meditated. Jacen rolled his eyes and followed suit. Suddenly, Jacen bounced up off the cold decking. "Eureka! I've got it!"
"Eureka? Eureka!? Who uses words like that any more?" asked Jaina.
"No, no, I have it all figuered out! We get Bob the info dude back here, right? And we tell him, no we demand that he changes everythign back the way it was! Or, at least, get us a time machine!"
"Oh, Sith, Jacen! That was your brilliant idea?!?!"
Jacen looked hurt, "I'd like to see you come up with something better!"
"Maybe I will!" Jaina retorted. "Hey, I got it! We get Bob to come back and fix everything!"
"Isn't that what I just said?!" demanded Jacen.
"It'll be perfect!" said Jaina, dancing and skipping round.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 3:56 PM |
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"Actually, it won't work." said a voice from behind.
"Bob!" exclaimed the twins.
"I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to help you. Rule number 14,998a of Section 34,567 in the Code Book of Info Dudes."
"Man, that sucks!" yelled Jacen.
"Yea, too bad..." murmured Jaina. "Oh, hey, how bout this one, Jace? We send out a telepathic call to our Sith MAster Uncle Luke here and get him to help us! I'm a genius!" excliamed Jaina.
"Uh,we've been trying to rid the galaxy of Sith and now you expect them to help us?!?!" asked Jacen.
"Jace, the whole history of everythign's changed!! They won't remember!! It'll be great!"
"Let's do it!" Jacen agreed. And so, the two siblings knelt down and issued a telepathic call of help to Sith Lord and Master of the New Sith Order Luke Skywalker, to come to their aid...
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 4:02 PM |
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"Oh, Jedispawn!" shouted Luke.
"What, my Master?" asked Mara Jade, his Sith apprentice.
"I just got a call of emergency from some far reach of the galaxy! It was from two unknown yet familiar presences..." he trailed off.
"My MAster, what is thy bidding?" asked Mara.
"Go to the source of the plea. If it is not Sith, but a Force-wieldeing pair willing to join us, bring them to me. And if they are Jedi or unwillign to join our ranks, kill them. Go!" said Luke, pulling up his black cloak.
"Yes, my Master. It will be done."
"Good, my servant, my Sith's Hand. Very good. I like it when you do my will." and Luke disappeared into the shadows, and Mara retreated out of the throne room to her ship.
*ok, i am done! hope this works with everyone else's plan! :D *
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 4:07 PM |
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me post now.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 4:12 PM |
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Anakin found himself floating. One minute he had been chugging a bottle of Moonshine, which Tahiri had conveiniently gotten him addicted to, and the next he had found himself here, wherever here was. Anakin couldn't feel the force, and he couldn't really feel any of the other punks nearby. Where in the force had Tahiri gotten to?!?
___
Jaina glanced at Jacen.
"Next time, I'm not going to listen to any of your ideas. You only get us killed." she said.
"My idea?! You're the brains of this one, sis!" Jacen exclaimed.
"Silence!" a scarily familiar voice boomed. Both the twins turned to see a familiar man wearing a black cloak.
"Uncle Luke!" Jaina exclaimed. She took the Sith lord by surprise and hugged him. Jacen winced, ready for Luke to strike out with his lightening.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 4:18 PM |
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"J-ja-Jaina?" Luke stampered. Jacen's mouth opened disbelieveingly.
"Uncle Luke?" Jaina asked.
"Where's Han and Leia?" Luke asked. "And Anakin?"
"We don't know. We were playing with your time-machine, and we stopped the Death Star from destroying Alderaan, and the ret of the punks dissapeared, and you turned into a Sith lord, and...I'm so confused!" Jaina cried. Luke had a dazed look on his face.
"And you're Imperial, Uncle Luke." Jacen added. Luke finally acknowladged the twins.
"Good Force! What have I done?!" Luke exclaimed. "I'll just build another one!" He said suddenly.
"Uh...okay. Then we can go back to when we killed Tarkin and stop ourselves from killing him, and go back to our own time!" Jacen agreed. Jaina bit her lip.
"One more stop. We still have to keep the Death Star from destroying Alderaan. And I have a grand idea." she said. Grand? Jacen thought. Who uses that word any more?
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TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 4:24 PM |
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Anakin suddenly reappeared in the lounge of the new ship the punks had just bought. Tahiri, Zekk, and Tenel Ka were having fun destroying the action figures of themselves. And there was Anakin's bottle of Moonshine! Right where he had left it! Luke, Jacen, and Jaina all came back from their time-travel adventures a minute later. Luke was being pulled behind it. All the punks sat there looking very confused until Tahiri started giggling. Then the other punks slowly joined in. Soon, the entire ship was filled with laughter. "That was the strangest thing that ever happened to me." Anakin said. "Oh, and one better thing! Let's go hold our next concert on...Alderaan!" Jaina said. "One prob there, sis. Alderaan was destroyed by the..." Anakin suddenly understood what she had said. "Mom's gunna freak!" he exclaimed. <and the punks rode off into the glowlight set, ready for their next Sith-filled adventure...> :D ~_~_Sf Lead_~_~
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 6:46 PM |
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post now , corran will
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 6:47 PM |
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First Officer is going to post now. First Officer was taken over by Gand.
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 6:47 PM |
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First officer will wait for Corran to finish.
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 6:52 PM |
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when the punks, including Leia and Han and Luke and Mara and Corran and Mirax (long list huh?) reached the end of the light...
"what the .."Leia said, she was in shock
"yeah, yeah , no need to thank us!!"said Jacen
"i wasn't going too, matter of fact, because of Alderaan many New Republic systems went to the Rebellion, why aren't we dead?"
"well, the death star didn't kill alderaan, but all the Galaxy still heard about it, you know mom, our comm security 's been needing a fix" said anakin with a wink
"wow, to see Alderaan again"she started crying
"ok,ok now we're gonna make a concert for ya k?"
"and i've got a front line seat right?"
"yeah of course all of ya"
~Psychopatic Jedi Intelligence Chief
What you do, i know it :D~
~~**-Stead Eight-**~~
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 6:54 PM |
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Finished Corran has, to post now First Officer can
Damn!, to drop it off i need!
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 7:11 PM |
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Alderaan air traffic control guided the Punk's ship onto a landing platform. The Punks had namedthe ship "Idiot's Array", the winning hand in Sabbacc. No sooner had the ship landed than Leia practically ran down the boarding ramp.
The others struggled to catch up with her as she hailed an air taxi.
"To the palace" she exclaimed breathlessly as the others got in. The driver looked out from under his hat to make sure he wasn't seeing things,
"S-sure Princess, it'd be an honor!"
The cab took off.
Along the ride, the Punks watched their mother cry out with happiness as she recognized places from her childhood. Places she thought she'd never see again.
TBC
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 7:12 PM |
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ehem...
"now first Officefr to post can, cuz finished Corran has" said Corran !!!!
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 7:18 PM |
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"It's been a long time since I've been on Alderaan, but it hasn't changed much." remarked Han. He recognized some bars and eateries he had visited before Alderaan had been destroyed.
"Oh, here's the library!" creid his wife. The white spirals of the Library of Alderaan loomed before them. Leia turned to the others.
"If there's anything in the galaxy you need to know, you'll find it there!"
Eventually, the taxi made a right turn and started up the path to the palace.
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 7:23 PM |
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we just passed the 1200 post. Party
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 7:28 PM |
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Upon reaching the palace, the others almost had to run to keep up with Leia.
"Whoa, sweetheart, what's the hurry? You've got all the time in the world now." said Han. Leia took a deep breath before opening the palace doors. Then, she stepped inside.
Shining white walls and large bay windows created a first impression of stunning beauty to the others. As they walked through the halls of the palace, they could only be amazed at the examples of art and architecture that were lost and now found again.
Leia practically knew the palace layout by heart. In no time, they arrived before a set of regal looking wood doors.
Leia closed her eyes as if she was making a wish, then she pushed the doors open.
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 7:39 PM |
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A middle aged man stood looking out one of the bay windows. At the interuption, he turned toward's Leia and the others.
"Daddy?!" cried Leia hopfully.
The man stood in shock, as if he had seen a ghost. Then, he came forward and swept Leia up in a bear hug.
"Leia! I thought I'd never see you again!"
Both shed tears of happiness, which made
Leia's children uncomforable.
"Mom's embarra ssing us!" they thought. Leia turned to Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin.
"Kids," she said, "This is your other Grandfather."
And they knew then, that they were in the office of Bail Organa, leader of Alderaan.
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 7:41 PM |
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Oops forgot to tell eveyone...
>Done<
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Mjade2005
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 7:29 AM |
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>first time don't get mad<
Bail started. "Who are they?", he asked.
leia responded, "they're my children : Anikin
Jiana, and jacen. they are well known about the galaxy."
>got to go<
Cadet 03
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 8:03 AM |
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<i going now>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 8:13 AM |
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<i am so sick and tired of not knowing how they save alderaan that i'm going to make it up>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 8:17 AM |
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<please bear with me. i have i plan but not the right books (with me) to get the names>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 8:53 AM |
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"I know Jacen, Jaina, and Luke. Who are all these others?" asked Bail but befor Leia could anserw Bail seid "Wait, we can do the introductions over tea."
"Tea, eww! I don't you have some moonshine." Anakin and Tahiri seid together.
"As it happens, Alderaan here makes the best moonshine in the galxy. I can have some brought up for you, if you like." seid Bail
Anakin's and Tahiri's faces lit up like a couple of super novas.
***
It was a few minutes later, when everyone was seated comfortablly with there tea (or moonshine in Anakin and Tahiri case) that Leia made introductions. After she was done Han ask the question everyone had been thinking of.
"How? I mean how did you 3 do it? After the Death Star came a calling Alderaan here was worse off then Humty Dumty." seid Han.
"What's a Humty Dumty?" asked Mirax.
"I don't really know but it seemed the right thing to say at the time." seid Han.
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 8:55 AM |
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"It's a long stoy." seid Jaina.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 9:36 AM |
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Jaina and Jacen told them what happened up to the point when Luke made the 2nd Time Machine.
"It was at that point that we had to thing of a way to stop the other us form killing that old man, save Alderaan, and make shore that we didn't mess up time again." seid Jaina.
"That's when we got a great idear." seid Jacen.
"Do you remember the Black Fleet Crisis years ago?" ask Luke.
"Kinda, it wasn't a very important." seid Corran.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 9:36 AM |
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"Well, it was then i meet these poeple who, althought passafists, had great powers of illusion. So powerful were they that not even a Jedi Master could see thought them." seid Luke.
"We used the Time Machine to go to the last place/time Luke saw them. We then told them are plan and got them to help us." seid Jacen.
"We the loaded the whole lot of them on to a transport and tied the tranport and the Time Machine together. We all went to Alderaan 1 day befor the Death Star destroyed it." seid Jaina.
"That's when they meet me and told me what was going to happen and there plain to stop it." seid Bail.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 10:04 AM |
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"We then had the illusion poeple make Alderaan invisable and a fake Alderaan right next to it." seid Jaina.
"When we were on Alderaan setting things up Luke and his old illusion friend 'whats-her-name' went to the Death Star. Luke stoped the other us from killing the old man and told the other us of the new plain." seid Jacen.
"Then we all meet up on Alderaan the day after the Death Star left. We told the illusion poeple that they had to keep up the illusion of the destroyed Alderaan from then ontill about 2 hrs ago. That way every thing would remain historically accurrate." seid Luke.
"That's when we headed home. But not befor makeing a little stop to mind wipe the guy who copyed and mass produced the Time Machine so we would have the only one." seid Jaina.
!?! Cadet 06 !?!
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 10:28 AM |
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Post now, Corran will
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 10:34 AM |
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"that's good ,but, anyway, who ARE you?"Bail said to Han
Han looked at Leia"me? huh, who i am it's not important right now?" hmm, that was a good thing about Alderaan's death, i didn't need to talk to her parent
"he's my husband dad"said Leia
"your WHAT!?!?" yelled Bail"and you nevr asked my authorization!!!!!?"
"um,ah, daddy, you were dead"
"oh yeah, i forgot, ok hten it's ok. let's continue the introduction"
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 10:43 AM |
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"I'm Leia's brother"said Luke
"How can you be her brother if i was, ehem, dead?"said Bail
"well, you know she's not you daughter either"
"shhhh, she doesn't know about it!"
"she does"
"oh well, so you're his twin right?"
"yeha, im Luke Skywalker"
"and you?"he asked mara
"I'm his wife"
"wow, im gone for 22 years and when i come back you'rre all married, with children and so on"
"well, dad, 22 years is a lot you know"
"yeah well and who're you? i don't remember Leia haveing other brother"
"I'm Corran Horn, friend of luke, Jedi knight" should be master he thought to Luke
this is NOt the moment , Corran said Luke
"and then i suppose this is your wife..."
"yeah, I'm mirax , Corran's wife"
?"ok now, presentation's over, why ARE you here?"asked Bail
TBC
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 10:43 AM |
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"how....could....you...have....forgotten???"cried Leia
"hmm, My birthday?"
"no!!!! mine!!!"
"yours??? oh yeah, yours, happy birthday Leia!!!"
"We've come to mke a concert here!!"put in Jaina
"Realy? , then let the concert begin!!"
and the punks went to the place where their concert was going to take place
~Psychopatic Jedi Intelligence Chief
What you do, i know it! :D~
~~**-Stead Eight-**~~
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 4:03 PM |
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Heh heh...my recue of the Recruit thread pushed this one onto page two.
Just a thought: Maybe everyone should reread the story. If you start at page 30 you'll be fine, that's around where John goes insane.
Three weeks and counting till the Awards...
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 6:27 PM |
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<Urg..no one...posted...my...turn...twice...>
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 6:42 PM |
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Bob the Info Man closed the latch on his suitcase. He was on Coruscant, deep in the bowels of the shabbiest hotel he had been in that week.
As he stepped out of the door to the building, Bob the Info Man dissapeared. In his place was a Gand swathed in heavy robes.
Yes, Bob was not just an Info Man...he was an Info Shi'ido.
|]Stead Seven[|
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 7:13 PM |
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>I know it's short, but I can't resist!<
To know or not to know.
That was the job of this Shi'ido.
He could never stoop too low
To always be in the know.
>deranged laughter<
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 8:19 PM |
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<That's horrifying. I commend you for it.>
|]Stead Seven[|
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 8:25 PM |
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<i going again i got the crazyest idear>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 8:28 PM |
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<don't worry i found my spell checker>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 9:01 PM |
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The Punks, Luke, Mara, Leia, Han, Corran, Mirax, and Bail were on there way to the concert hall when all of a sudden a giant robot landed on the steet infront of them.
"Now what do you think that is?" asked Mara.
"That is a giant robot battle suit called a gundam." said Bob then he disappeard.
"WHO WAS THAT?" Bail said in surprise pionting to where Bob just was.
"That was dust Bob. I'm more concerned about who is in there." said Anakin looking up at the Gundam.
Just then the loud speakers on the gundam came to life "Ita mesa, Jar Jar Binks, Isa back. Isa gonea kill you thisa time."
"For the love of the Force were all goneing to die!" Luke yelled and ran off sceaming.
"Some all powerful Jedi he is." said Valin.
"Oh leave him alone Valin. Anyway we have bigger problums to think about." said Mara.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 9:22 PM |
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C
All of a sudden a bunch of trumpets sound off. A shadow passed over there heads. They all looked up to see what it was.
"Is it a mynock?" asked Jaina.
"Is it a X-wing." asked Jacen.
"No, it's Super Jedi!" said the figure flying above them.
Super Jedi had on forst green tights,a gray boots, gray belt, gray gloves,a gray cape, a black eye mask. On his chest was a black circle with a gold border and on the circle was a picture of a red and blue lightsabers crossed. Also his hair was gold and uncombed.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 9:41 PM |
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C
"Leave now or be destroyed!" yelled Super Jedi.
"Mesa not gona be the one destroyed. Yousa are." said Jar Jar in the Gundam.
"Very well. You had your chance. Let the fight seen begain." said Super Jedi.
The gundam started with a strong right jab. Super Jedi flew up to the gundam and gave it a super powered left hook. That lifted the gundam off the gound and he landed back on the steet.
"Howsa yousa so strong." asked Jar Jar.
"Good Diet." said Super Jedi. "Watch this. You haven't seen anything yet."
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 10:07 PM |
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C
Super Jedi reached out with the Force. With a horrable metallic screeching sound Super Jedi crushed the gundam into a giant metall ball. Then he started dribblin it. Thats when some baket ball music started to play.
"Ok the trumpets were weird, but the music is just plain freaky." seid Anakin as he watch Super Jedi spin the gundam ball on one finger.
Then Super Jedi got board with his game. The music stoped and he thorw the ball into the air and blew it in to a million pieces. One of them being Jar Jar himself. He was charred but alive.
"Mesa get yousa next time, Super Jedi!" yelled Jar Jar as he ran away.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 5, 2002 10:29 PM |
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"Far well citizens! Ontill we meet again!" Super Jedi called out as he flys away.
Everyone waved as left. A few minutes later Luke poped his head out from around the conner.
"Is the big mean robot gone yet." Luke asked.
"Yes, you big coward." said Valin.
"Valin, i told you to be nice." said Mara.
"Well that amounted to a hole lot of nothing." said Tahiri.
"I need a beer." said Zekk.
"We all need a beer." said Anja.
So everyone but Luke and Mara head to the consert hall. Mara walked over to Luke and kissed him.
"What was that for?" Luke asked.
"Nothing." Mara said as she smiled. Then she whispered "By the way, I like the tights."
Luke looked at her and smiled too. "I think we should catch up to the others."
!?! Cadet 06 !?!
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 12:45 PM |
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Once inside the consert hall they started to think about the show. Nothing major. Just the usual stuff. The order of songs, the color of thier hair, wardrobe, the beers they would have to celebrate....the usual stuff.
< I want an award but i cant think! Ugh! >
*~* Four *~*
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 1:58 PM |
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I got it, Rogue! We can do a "Person who Wants a Award the Most but is Having Writer's Block and GIVE ME THE STUPID TROPHY BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL!!!" catagory.
You'll definetly have a fighting chance.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 3:51 PM |
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Ok, me post now.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 3:56 PM |
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The concert was drawing closer, but Jaina's mind was preoccupied. Who was that strange Jedi? She did half'ta admit that she was a little curious, and maybe even a little drawn to him. "If only..." Jaina muttered, but then thought of something. Luke had never been a coward before, ok, maybe he'd been coward a few times, but not much. Then it hit Jaina. "No, it can't be." She laughed. "There is no way! Too funny. I can't imagine...jeeze, could it possibly be? No, I think I'm going crazy," she told herself. "There is no way Luke is Super Jedi. No way."
She went to go find the other punks, and to get prepared for the concert. She chuckled to herself, then shook her head. Maybe she was having too much beer lately.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 4:00 PM |
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Tahiri sighed dreamily. "That Super Jedi has been on my mind all day," she told Anja. "Do you think, well, Super Jedi and a guy like me?" she asked.
"No!" Anja said, almost a little too quickly. "There's something not right about that guy."
"Yeah, I got an almost...familiar...reading through the force. Like I know him or something. But everyone I knew was standing beside me at that moment he appeared."
"Except your Uncle Luke," Anja corrected.
Tahiri snorted. The idea of Luke in tights was just too funny. "I'm sure it's not him," she laughed.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 4:23 PM |
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post now, will mesa
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 4:28 PM |
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behind the stage, Anakin was talking to Jacen:
"hmm, who do you think Super Jedi was?"asked anakin
"i don't know, i don't think there was another Jedi here in Alderaan, but all of us were here when he appeared......WAIT A MINUTE!!!"
"What??" asked anakin impatiently
"Uncle Luke wasn't there!!"
"Hey, bro, are you sober or what??? it can't be uncle Luke....ythat wasn't him!!!"even as he said so, he wasn't sure of it
TBC
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 4:33 PM |
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on their way in , they found Corran huging with an unknown alien..
"who's that??"asked Jacen
"he?? he's my grandfather's friend, ylenic It'Kla"answered Corran
"but i thought he was dead"
"yeah well, he died on Alderaan, you know"
"BTW"put in the caamasi"You know we Caamasi name people with their scents right?"
"no, we didn't but we do now"
"well, then i must tell you this... get a bath!!! i won't name you yet, when you get a bath ill be able to name you something a little bit more normal!"
~~**-Stead Eight-**~~
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 6:31 PM |
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posting no1 is, therefore, post now Corran will :)
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 6:36 PM |
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"sorry pal, we're the Jedi Punks!!! We don't get bathed!!"said anakin
"then i'll name you Garbagedust"Ylenic told anakin "and you" he told Jacen "Are Mynock ###-###"
Anakin burst out laughing
"hhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Mynock ###-###!! hahhahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!"
"shut up!!! we're late for the concert!!"cried Jacen
"We'll meet ya there!"said Corran
"see ya"said the Punks
TBC
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 6:44 PM |
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*oops didn't know it'd get sensored, it wasn't anything bad ;)*
when they got to the place where the other Punks where preparing themselves for the concert, they realized Lowie and Tanel Ka were not with 'em
"where are Lowie and Tenel Ka?"asked Jacen
"i don't know they'll probably get here soon enough"Jaina said
***
[I think we're lost]roared Lowie
"That my friend, is a fact"said Tenel Ka
[so where do we go?]
"well, we could tell the Punks to coe pick us via mind message"
[but the super Jedi could hear us]
"yeah, you're right, but there's something weird about that SuperJedi, i think i've met him before..."
[well, instead of marveling about that SuperJedi, could you please..]
"not now Lowie"she cut him off"I think that Jedi is one of the olds"
[You're not serious, but if they were all with us when he appeared?]
"No, Master Skywalker wasn't!!"
[BE SERIOUS!!! CAN YOU REALLY IMAGINE HIM IN THIGHS??????]
"not really , well he's NOT SuperJedi probably"
TBC
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 6:48 PM |
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"hey, Lowie, Tenel Ka, want a lift?"asked a familiar voice
"rrororowffrrorwrf"said another familiar voice
They were Han and Chewie!
"yes, we were lost"said Tenel Ka
[we don't know how to get back]
"well then come inside our speeder and we'll take you there!"said Han
They reached the place where the other Punks where okay .
"Where were you guys?"asked a worried Jacen
[we were lost]
"oh"
So the Punks got ready for their big concert
~~**-Stead Eight-**~~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 7:24 PM |
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<ok, it's me turn to post!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 7:36 PM |
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And, naturally, they way they got ready for their concert, was to drink enough beer to knock a Hutt out, and dye their hair in abnormal colors.
"Man, we are running out of psycho hair colors and hair color combinations!" complained Anakin, who had just finished his hair in neon plaid stripes.
"I know!" said Valin.
"Tell me about it!" added Jysella.
"Let's write a complaint letter to the hair dye companies!" suggested Valin.
"But later." said Jaina.
"Pass me the WD-40, please!" Tahiri shouted.
After a few more rounds of WD, and a couple more beers, it was time to begin their concert. They got out on to their spots, and just as Lowie struck up the first drum solo, a bunch of loud voices said, "Stop, Jedi fools!" The Punks whirled to face the voices.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 7:36 PM |
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"Oh, Sith!" muttered Jaina.
"That's SuperSith to you! And since we're making introductions, let me introduce to you my companions, SuperSiths Cloned!"
"Oh, SuperSithSpit!" moaned Zekk.
"Uh, hey, guys, I dunno if you noticed, but we're on stage, and our concert's just started, so could ya wait until we're at least done with this concert?" said Jacen.
"Oh! Shoot! We're sorry!" said the clones in unison.
"Great. We forgive you. Now, kindly, get off our stage." put in Zekk.
"Oh! Sure, sorry!" and with that, the huge army of SuperSiths tromped off the stage and into the screaming, cheering crowd of fans. Lowie struck up his drum solo again...
<done! had to create sum new enemies, hope no one minds! hehe ;D >
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 7:45 PM |
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<2 things. 1st it's not DW-40 anymore it's moonshine! 2nd if you had read the conversation thread you would know i was plaining to bring a bad guy in after the concert!>
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 7:50 PM |
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<Uh, E-Wing, it's called WD-40. And yes, we know you replaced it with moonshine. Don't be so hard on Tahiri. She's been gone for a while. It's understandable that she's a little confused.>
|]Stead Seven[|
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 7:55 PM |
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<I'll fix this. i'll post now.>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 7:59 PM |
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<sorry for yelling tahiriveila, but if you gone for a time you should read the stroy befor posting.>
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 6, 2002 8:50 PM |
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Zekk awoke with a gasp.By the force, i'm starting to go as crazy as Jacen. WD-40 and Super Sith whats next a singing dancing mouse with his own amusement park. thought Zekk.
"Hey, Zekk, you ok?" asked Valin.
"Ya, just fine. I just dozed off for a minute." said Zekk.
"What did think of that Super Jedi? I thought he was so cool. So much cooler then Luke that coward." said Valin.
"Valin leave Luke alone." said Zekk.
"Why should i. He is a coward, running away like that." said Valin.
"Because it may very well be that Luke is Super Jedi. I mean Super Jedi felt familiar and Luke is the only person on Alderaan that we know that wasn't there went Super Jedi was around." said Zekk.
Valin walked over to Zekk a put a hand on his forehead.
"What are you doing?" asked Zekk.
"Makeing sure you don't have a fever." said Valin.
!?! Cadet 06 !?!
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Mjade2005
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Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 9:38 AM |
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"Why do you think I have fever?" replied Zekk.
"Becuase, you seem to think that Luke's the Super Jedi." replied Valin.
"And why can't it be him?"
"Because there was more jedi on alderaan then at a Skywalker family reunion" answered Jacen."for all we know it could be Brakiss(sp?) clone"
Cadet 03
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 3:49 PM |
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I'm posting
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 3:54 PM |
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"Nah, it's not him. He's...dark, and Super Jedi was...well...light," Zekk commented.
"Well, it's definately NOT Luke," Valin said. "Besides, can you imagine him in tights?"
Zekk laughed. "No, you got me there. The day Uncle Luke starts wearing tights is the day I quit the Punks and become a decent citizen on a little backwater planet like Dantooine."
"Hey, guys," a voice said behind them. Valin and Zekk turned around.
Zekk's face became pale. "Uh...Master Luke, are those tight's you're wearing?" he gasped.
Luke looked down. "Oh, Supersithspit," he groaned. "Be right back."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:02 PM |
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Luke exited the room, and was back in a few minutes, this time wearing pants. "So, how was your concert an hour ago? I heard you had a run in with some Super Sith Clones."
"Yeah, we told them to wait until the concert was done, but they havent came back yet. Wonder what they want." Valin frowned. "Hey, Master Luke, I thought you came to the concert."
"Er...um...I was...uh...busy," Luke stuttered.
"With what? It's not like you had to save the galaxy or something," Zekk muttered.
Luke looked at the clock. "Oh, my! Look at the time! I have'ta go. See'ya guys." He ran out of the room, leaving the two boys puzzled.
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:09 PM |
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<My turn!>
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Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:14 PM |
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Zekk and Valin met up with the other Punks.
"You'll never guess what we saw!" said Valin, excitedly.
"What?" asked Anakin.
"Your Uncle Luke was wearing tights! We think he's the Super Jedi!"
"Uncle Luke!?!" scoffed Jacen. "Never!"
The Punks started debating heatedly whether or not Luke was the Super Jedi. Well, 'heatedly' is a polite term. 'Resorting to physical blows' probably describes it better.
"Kids!"
The voice came from behind them. They turned. Luke stood there, aghast at the violence he was seeing.
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:21 PM |
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The Punks hurriedly stood up. They tried to look like they had only been playing.
"We were only playing, Uncle!" said Anakin.
"What's going on?" demanded Luke. "Why do I sense you're hiding something from me?"
The Punks all looked ashamed. Finally Tahiri spoke up.
"We were 'debating' whether or not you were the Super Jedi." she said.
Luke laughed. "You thought I was the Super Jedi?" he said. "Of course I'm not! Why do you think that?"
Anakin spoke. "Because you mysteriously vanished when the Super Jedi appears and Valin and Zekk caught you wearing tights!"
Luke looked uncomfortable. "Look, guys..."
He stopped. The Punks were all staring at something behind him. He turned to see what it was...
TBC
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Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:27 PM |
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"It's Super Jedi!" exclaimed Luke.
Sure enough, Super Jedi was walking up the street.
"But, if your not Super Jedi, why did you hide? And wear the tights?" asked Zekk.
Luke, once again, looked uncomfortable. "Well..." he said. "I was kinda scared by that robot so I hid."
Anakin was almost too scared to ask. "...And the tights?"
Luke mumbled something.
"What was that?" asked Jacen.
Luke spoke up. "Your Aunt Mara likes me wearing them. I guess I forgot to take them off."
The Punks turned green. Jaina turned around and threw up.
"So..." said Anakin. "If you're NOT the Super Jedi, who's he?" He pointed to Super Jedi.
TBC
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Ewingfighteraol
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Date Posted: Mar 7, 2002 4:30 PM |
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<Time out! Luke is Super Jedi. I should known i made him up.>
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