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Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 4:42 PM
Halfway down the hall, the Punks all groaned/screamed in pain.

"I-felt something-through the force, something big has happened," Tahiri moaned.

"It felt as if a thousand voices were crying out, then were suddenly quiet," Jysella stammered.

"We gotta get out of here, and get to Coruscant. I think it happened there," Anakin groaned. The punks continued on, eager to escape.

~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 4:43 PM
<Is Jysella still with the Punks? I knew Valin was...Too bad for me, I would have included her in my posts.>

|]Stead Seven[|
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 7:15 PM
*Oh, I think so, didn't she and Valin join back up?*

~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 7:27 PM
I remember that Valin did...something about him being sold off as a slave...

|]Stead Seven[|
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 9:21 AM
i´ll post now
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 9:28 AM
"but how do we get out?"asked Anakin
"the same way we came in idiot"
"yeah but im thought they would have thought so and put some noghri/midget/sith/clones inside it"
"we´ll have to take our chances"
So the punks went to their ship and got away

TBC
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 9:30 AM
"wow, i thought that with our luck we would have found 30 noghri/midget/sith/clones waiting inside the shíp!"said Jacen
"And what makes you think it didn{t happen"said a voice from behind"
the punks turned around to find 30 noghri/midget/sith/clones all with lightsabers ready
"you had to open your big mouth huh bro??"said Jaina
"it´s not my fault"said Jacen

~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 9:48 AM
****Meanwhile on Coruscant****
Rescue crew carefully sorted out all the rubble, looking for bodies and possible survivors. One worker carefully pulled out the remains of one Elegos A'Ka, and shakes head.
"Sucks for you..."

< sorry! had to do that! >
*~* Four *~*
Grand_Emperor_Thrawn

Total Posts: 293
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 9:54 AM
Then out of no where, Grand Admiral Thrawn comes out of hideing with 1000 Imperial ships & his new allies the Trade Federation & the Sii-Ruvvi. With this new super fleet they kill all the Star Wars heros & take over the Universe in the name of the New Empire under Grand Emperor Thrawn's rule.
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 11:23 AM
<I guess we had that coming (I can use italics, woo!). But have u been reading all along, or du u just search for GAT on a regular basis? You turn up everywhere! lol>
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 1:06 PM
you know, i think it spoils the story a little bit if all the heros die.....

-=-=-= Stead Six =-=-=-
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 1:37 PM
"We are in trouble. This is a fact." said Tenel Ka solemly.
Anakin was puzzled.
"Wait, Jace, did you mean 30 of each noghri/midget/sith/clone or just 30 all together?"
"Oh! Too easy eh?" cried the noghri/midget/sith/clones. And so, right before the Punks' eyes, the noghri/midget/sith/clones multiplied.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 1:45 PM
Now, there were 120 noghri/midget/sith/clones
facing the Punks. All were armed.
"Dude, how'd they do that?" asked Anakin.
"SITHSPAWN!!" screamed Jaina. "If you open your mouth again Anakin, I'm going to stick my lightsaber in your mouth and turn it on!!"

With rather nasty grins, the horde of noghri/midget/sith/clones surged forward, brandishing their lightsabers.

>Done<
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 1:55 PM
* me post *
* you're all going to kill me for this *

-=-=-= Stead Six =-=-=-
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 2:06 PM
"Um... any ideas?" said Anakin

"I love you, Anakin" said Tahiri

"I know" Anakin repied, they looked into each others eyes and moved closer---

"Knock it off you two!" said Jaina

"Sorry" they both said together.

"Er, guys?" Jacen said.

The hoards of noghri/midget/sith/clones moved closer... closer.. closer...
They were almost at the Punks and Jacen was getting extremely worried.

Graaaooeewl! [goodbye] moaned Lowbacca

Zekk moved towards the back of the group, hoping to delay his death as long as possible, but noticed Valin and Jysella were already sneaking out of a large exit hatch on the other side of the room.

TBC...
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 2:17 PM
Jacen panicked "We're all going to die!" he exclaimed.

"Jacen - get a grip!" Jaina shouted

just then Jacen collapsed...

"Sithspit!" Jaina said to the others. "the big sissy has fainted!"

As he lost conciousness, Jacen heard a hidous evil lauging sound coming from the 120 evil noghri/midget/sith/clones that were killing his friends.

At that moment he heard something else: "Jacen! Get up you idiot!"

TBC...
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 2:31 PM
Leia was standing over him.
Jacen was confused.

Anakin was getting ready in another room.

"Your brother isn't going to be very pleased if you miss this special occasion." his mother rold him

"Wha?" Jacen asked.

"The wedding!" Anakin shouted angrily at his lazy older brother.

Jaina walked through and smiled at Anakin. Her little brother getting married to Tahiri. Even if he was a bit young.

"Okay now I'm really confused." Jacen said.

"I know you had a lot to drink last night, but I'm sure you could have remembered something like this" shouted Anakin.

"Um... wait happend to Mini-Maaul and mini-vaader, and mini-paalpatine and the rest of the noghri/midget/sith/clones" Jacen asked.

"On second thoughts - perhaps you should stay in bed" said Leia, "I think I saw a 2-1B droid down the hallway..."

Jacen was nor really confused, had he dreamt the last few months of his life?

* DONE! *
* You may kill me now ;) *
-=-=-= Stead Six =-=-=-
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 2:49 PM
<I'm not gonna kill you...I'll just make everything more confusing. I'm posting now.>

|]Stead Seven[|
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 2:54 PM
The 2-1B medical droid came into the room, brandishing a hypodermic needle.

"Yes, Master Jacen, what can I do for you today?" it cherrfully buzzed.

"Urrg...clones...John...dum-dum-dum-dum...ow, it hurts. Make the bad sith go away! I don't want a clone for an uncle! Nooo!" Jacen was moaning, and sweat began to bead on his forehead.

"Prognosis: Fever, Hallucinations. Origin: Unknown. Treatment: Computing...Treatment located: Sedation."

Coming closer to the bed, the 2-1B plunged its needle into Jacen's arm. Everything went dark...

TBC
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 3:01 PM
Oh, hurry, i got an idea!
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 3:04 PM
C

Jacen's eyes snapped open. He looked for clones. Nope, nothing that small was around. Any wedding? No...in fact, there was nothing. He was floating in space. Suddenly, a huge space slug came out of nowhere! It was gong to eat him!

"Ahhh!" Jacen screamed. Then, he heard whispered vices from close by.

"Look at that baby. He's scared of a stupid hologram."

"Zak, it isn't nice to make fun of other people just because they aren't as brave and fearless as you. Besides, you almost wet yourself on your first ride on the Space Trail."

"Shut up, Tash! we agreed never to talk about that!"

A deeper, more calm voice spoke up.

"Now, children, Hologram Fun World is no place to be bickering."

"Aw...but Uncle Hoole, didn't you hear what Tash just shouted out in front of everybody?"

"Regardless, it serves you right for making fun of the poor boy like that."

"Sheesh...you Shi'ido never understand."

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 3:04 PM
<I'll try to hurry.>

|]Stead Seven[|
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 3:17 PM
Jacen was about to turn around and ask these people what was going on when he just fainted.

And this time he woke up in a bright, sunny field made of clouds.

"WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!" he shouted in frustration.

"Well, my friend, it seems that you are sick of this little game."

Whirling around, Jacen couldn't see any source for the voice.

"Who is that?" he demanded.

TBC(Almost Done)
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 3:18 PM
C

"Why, haven't you heard of me? I'm suprised that your parents never let you listen to audio clips of my voice. My name is Grand Admiral Thraawn. I was embarrassed by the Noghri getting hold of my last Spaarti cylinders...but I still managed to get the most important remaining piece of technology from the wreckage.

"It's a piece of technology developed by a scientist named Borborygmus Gog. It's name is Project Starscream, or more informally, Eppon. Eppon is a creature that, among other things, can induce horrble nightmares in people it is in close proximity to. Like it just did in you. I've trapped you here, in your own nightmares. That last place you were in, Hologram Fun World, was the place where the Nightmare part of Eppon was first tested on Tash and Zak Arranda, under the protection of their Uncle, Mammon Hoole. And now it's testing you.


Thraawn's cold voice left nothing but despair in Jacen.

|]Stead Seven[|
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 3:19 PM
<Okay, I finished, but you guys might wanna know a little more about Eppon before you continue.>

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 3:22 PM
C

<In the small series of SW books called "Galaxy of Fear", this Shi'ido scietist for the Empire name Gog developed this creature called Eppon, a big, purple monster. Eppon had incredible strength, could absorb peple into jelly by touching their bare skin, could induce nightmares in people while they were still awake, and was really hard to kill.>

TBC
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 3:26 PM
Wow, confused! I'll let u post until ur done with this part! lol
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 3:26 PM
C

<Also, Gog's partner in the first stages of this was another Shi'ido called Mammon Hoole. Hoole, disgusted by the Empire's evil, resigned from the project and went to live with his orphaned niece and newphew from Alderaan, Tash and Zak. Tash was Force-Sensitive. Somehow, these three got entangled in Project Starscream (the codename for Eppon), and ended up destroying it. With help from Luke, Han and the others. They even met Yoda, and a clone of Darth Vader, who ended up getting killed by the real Vader.

This all took place between Episode 4 and 5.

Yes, I know it sounds really cheesy, but the whole thing wasa actually sort of cool. I'd reccomend that you all read it.>

|]Stead Seven[|
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 3:28 PM
<Um, one more thing. At the end of the series, Eppon turned against Gog, and Gog used a bomb in Eppon's head to blow him up. Gog was later killed. But Eppon's body still twitched...so I'll ressurecct him, which the author never did.

I'll shut up now.>

|]Stead Seven[|
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 8:51 PM
I Guess after seemingly moth of absence I will post again. I did not really understand the Neppon thing and how to get Jacen out of there or how to handle Neppon in the story but ill work something out.

(FIVe)
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 9:08 PM
Jacen shook is head, hoping that this was just another of these 'i think i woke up but i did not really wake up.

His thinking confused him even more and so he just stopped thinking.

Then he heard the voice again,"Jacen? Are you there?"

Jacen could not help it and started thinking about the voice again.

"Ha there you are ,you thought you could hide your thoughts from me but that is all senseless, i have the force too, remember?"

"No you don't! And when, you are probably one of those noghri/midget/sith/clones, with just another toy to play with!" Answered Jacen.

On this followed silence, but now it was up to jacen to break it,"Hey Thraawni, still there, did i hit the right spot? Don't worry to be small is not too bad. You can for example crawl through a key hole!" After Jacen finished he bursts out laughing, but stopped seconds later realizing nobody else was laughing.
TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 9:26 PM
After a minute of silence jacen heard Thraawn again, "How often do i have to tell you that you just dreamt all the noghri/midget/sith/clones thing? Is it really that hard to understand, all that does not work!"

"Ok Ok, alright, i got you! And your dream make thing is working great. Anything else or can i go now? I bet my friends already missing me terribly. errm Do you actually know where my friends are?" Asked Jacen with a quite nervous voice.

He added" and where am i ?"

" Well you are free to go, my little friend. And to answer your other question, the other Punks are in the by duplicated Neppons. That was the only way to get you together in the story. You have to know i am writing a story about you. And i am going to promote in all the galaxies it and will dominate them!" Thraawn laughed evilly.

Suddenly Jacen found himself in a bar. He recognized it from somewhere.

TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 9:27 PM
After a minute of silence jacen heard Thraawn again, "How often do i have to tell you that you just dreamt all the noghri/midget/sith/clones thing? Is it really that hard to understand, all that does not work!"

"Ok Ok, alright, i got you! And your dream make thing is working great. Anything else or can i go now? I bet my friends already missing me terribly. errm Do you actually know where my friends are?" Asked Jacen with a quite nervous voice.

He added" and where am i ?"

" Well you are free to go, my little friend. And to answer your other question, the other Punks are in the by duplicated Neppons. That was the only way to get you together in the story. You have to know i am writing a story about you. And i am going to promote in all the galaxies it and will dominate them!" Thraawn laughed evilly.

Suddenly Jacen found himself in a bar. He recognized it from somewhere.

TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 9:42 PM
Then it came back to his mind :the Emperors Burger!

"That can't be i can't have dreamt all this!?!" Asked Jacen desperately.

"Well i could say you did, but only in your dreams!!" now Thraawn bursted out laughing.

Jacen found nothing funny and just tried to get some beer out of the frigde in the bar.

He had not much luck, then he was again in the clouds. He cursed the Neppon, Thraawn and the Gog guy who had invented this mess.

After he had cursed eveybody, he focused back on his problem, on how to get out of this thing.

He thought that he probaly could use the force to disturb the Neppon and to escape then.

While he was still thinking as the world around him changed again and he found himself on a cold planet, Hoth, to be exact.

*Done, couldn't let him escape without letting Khalee Lah having a chance to work with Neppon, she had put so much work in it.*

-~=+|(Stead Fast FIve)|+=~-
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Mar 1, 2002 9:45 PM
sORRY for the double post but i have to get back in to the use of the Sw boards, had been a while.
(FIVE)
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 5:40 AM
I'm postin'!
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 5:49 AM
Jacen stumbled through the thick snow. It was nighttime on Hoth. Jacen shivered with both fear and cold. He wasn't dressed warmly, and the subzero temperatures Hoth reached at night would kill him quickly.
Unless the Wampas got him first.

Hair and clothes weighted down with frozen snow, Jacen struggled forward.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 6:00 AM
Half blinded by the swirling snow, he didn't see a mound of snow in front of him. Jacen tripped and went sprawling headlong into the snow. He looked up, and saw a ghostly spirit floating infront of him.
"John..!?" he croaked.
The ghost of John made faces at Jacen, stuck out his tongue, and said
"Not so hot now, are you, Punk brat?!"

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 6:05 AM
Jacen swung, trying to punch the spirit of John. He only succeeded in rolling over. He noticed the mound he had tripped over. Taking his boots, Jacen shuffled snow off the mound. To his surprise, it was an old snowtrooper helmet, a relic from the past.

Jacen picked up the helmet and looked around at the mounds of snow. Squinting, he spotted a dark shape on the horizon. The Punk walked towards it.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 6:19 AM
As he got closer, Jacen could make out some familiar details. A high, angled structure shaped like a loaf of bread. Four L shaped beams. A head like a Sando Aqua monster's.
All buried in drifts of snow.

Finally the object came into clear view. It was an AT-AT, destroyed by the Alliance at the Battle of Hoth. It knelt, the victim of a tow cable. Jacen could see the large hole caused by the Snowspeeders lasers. Clambering up the remains of the walker's neck, Jacen crawled into the cockpit section. Forcing the doors open with the emergency release, Jacen entered. It was vacant, not counting the decayed bodies of the driver and commander, complete with armor. It would be a warm place to spend the night.
>done<
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 8:10 AM
<I'll be posting now, try to clean up my mess.>

|]Stead Seven[|
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 8:20 AM
As he drifted off to sleep in the AT-AT, Jacen could only hope that he wouldn't dream.

"So, Jacen, where do you want to go next? Sullust, with the volcanos? How about Dathomir? Do you like Rancors?"

"STOP MESSNG WITH MY MIND!" Jacen shouted.

But it was too late. The insides of the AT-AT shifted, and now he was in a leafy green forest. Whipping out his datapad, Jacen noticed that the metal content in the leaves was unusually high.

"Oh no. I'm on Myrkr."

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 8:36 AM
C

A rustling sound came from a nearby bush. Jacen spun around, drawing his lightsaber. Out of the foliage came a large, slavering beast with crushing jaws and a sinuous tail.

The Vornskr leapt at the Jedi with incredible speed. Raising his hand, Jacen used the Force to form an invisible barrier around him.

Or rather, he tried. Nothing happened, and the beast smashed into him.

Everything went dark...again.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 8:45 AM
C

Colors swirled around Jacen. There was no time, no space, no nothing. Just pretty colors. When the colors faded, they were replaced by a hard table and gray walls enclosing it.

And Jacen was on the table. Running his hands over his belt, the Punk was relieved to find his lightsaber still in place.

And in front of him, a holo sprang up from a hidden projector.

It was the Punks! They were in a cell much like his own. And the guards were short. Too short. Much too short.

"Sithspawn! Thraawn lied! Again! Those midget siths are still there! It did happen!"

Careful, Jacen warned himself. With a monster like Eppon running around, you could never tell what was true and what wasn't. Maybe that was a fake holo.

Laying back on the bed, Jacen closed his eyes and began to ponder his predicament. His breathng became ragged and hoarse.

"Wait a minute...that's not my breathing..."

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 8:48 AM
C

Spinning around, Jacen stared into a face plucked out of someone's...well, someone's nightmare.

The beast was humanoid, but over two meters tall. Covered in slim purple scales, it might have been just another creepy clone, except for it's head.

The monster had two large, orange eyes, and a mouth filled with sharp fangs. But the bizzare thing was that it seemed as if its head had been blown to smithereens, and then stuck back toghether.

"Nice to meet you." Jacen whispered hoarsely, "You must be Eppon."

TBC

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 8:56 AM
C

A door slid open behind Jacen, and Thraawn strode into the room like he owned the place. Which he probably did.

"So, Jacen, I see you've met Eppon. We picked him up on Mount Tantiss, in a terrible mess. But he's better now. Project Starscream wasn't as much of a failure as Vader thought. Eppon's only flaw was that he was raised by Tash Arranda as a baby. They found the little freak in Gog's laboratory. He grew very fast, but Tash left her mental imprint on him. So, when Gog ordered Epon to kill Tash, he turned against his creator. Too bad for Gog.

"You see, Eppon is still useful. We wiped his memory when we put him back together. Eppon is the pefect warrior. He can kill at a touch, or just infect you with the incurable Gobindi Virus. Gog set up a lab on Necropolis that helped him make Eppon nearly impossible to kill. And of course, he still has your favorite power: To alter your deams as he wishes."

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 9:03 AM
C

"Where am I? Where are my friends?" Jacen resigned himself to asking the simple questions. With Eppon in the room, any attempt at escape would be futile.

"Oh, your friends? Well, I'm not as stupid as you take me for. They might be somewere in this base," Thraawn gestured to the Holo display, "Or maybe they are on the other edge of the Galaxy. You'll never-" Thraawn's red eyes grew wide as he recieved a transmission from his collar comm.

"What? No! Evacuate the prisoners!" Thraawn was in a panic.

The holo display changed. Now it showed a Star Destroyer of familiar color bearing straight towards the holocam's location...

A deep voice rang throughout the ship.

"Nobody's gonna steal Booster Terrik's newphew and niece! Prepare to taste metal, Thraawn!"

Jacen laughed in relief as the Errant Venture's turbolasers began pounding the base to pieces.

|]Stead Seven[|
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 1:38 PM
me post.

~_Sf Lead_~
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 1:42 PM
loud lights and sirens suddenly filled...where was Jacen, anyway? Oh well. The sirens and lights suddenly filled his little cell. Thraawn took off at a run for the door, shouting something to a midget clone as he went by.
But Jacen wasn't as stupid as Thraawn thought he was.
Chasing after the Imperial, Jacen turned on his lightsaber. Using the force, he hurled the acid green blade through Thraawn's back. The Imperial fell limp on the floor. Jacen knelt down to get his lightsaber back. But as he pulled out the blade, something very distrubing happened.
"You can't kill me that easily!" Thraawn stood up, a smoking hole burnt through his chest. Jacen screamed and turned to run, only to smack face-first into a wall. He fell unconcious to the ground.
~_~_SF Lead_~_~
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 2:18 PM
<does any1 else wanna post? if not, I'll just go ahead and post some more. I'll give u a while 2 reply.>

~_SF Lead_~
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 2:56 PM
Jacen woke up in a SSD. When he saw Booster watching him, he screamed.
"it's another mini-Sith-clone-like-thingy!!"
"Jace! Get ahold of yourself! You're on Booster's SSd with the rest of us!" Jaina exclaimed.
"Here. Have a drink to help you think straighter." Anakin said, handing him some windex.
"Thanks. What happened to Thraawn?" he asked.
"What do you mean? The mini-Sith clones were attacking us and you passed out, then Booster showed up and rescued all of us." Tenel Ka said. Jacen frowned.
"So it was all a dream?" he asked.
"Well...sort of." Anakin said. Eppon was sleeping next to Jacen. The punk scrambled away from the creature.
TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 3:02 PM
Jaina laughed and switched off the hologram.
"And we had a little fun...messing with your dreams." she admitted. Jacen narrowed his eyes.
"it was my own sister trying to drive me insane after all!" he cried. "oh the psychopathicness of it all!"
"Get a grip on yourself, Jace! You know we don't understand any of those big words! Have some more WD40!" Tahiri yelled over Jacen's screaming. He suddenly stoped.
"Well, that's good, because I don't understand it either." Jacen replied.
"I'm glad that we're all real, and not some miniature Jedi clones." Anakin said.
"but you are mini-Jedi clones!" a large voice boomed. The giant face of Kyp Durron appeared above the SSD. Jacen screamed once again and passed out.

~_~_Sf Lead_~_~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 4:35 PM
my turn
SolosGirl17

Total Posts: 1910
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 4:36 PM
Hey!
I dont really get this thing and its too long to read it all
anyone care to sum up for me??
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 4:41 PM
"The hell Jacen wake up!!!!"said Jaina
Jacen waked up again "no, its another nightmare!!!"
"damn no it isn't and if you don't wake up we'll die fo sure!!!"
"how am i sure this is not another noghtmare????"
"get up and you'll see!"
so Jacen got up and saw the noghri/midget/sith/clones coming for them
Just like they were before he passed up for the first time.

TBC
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 4:42 PM
"So you're going to tell me i only dreamnt for a few minutes?? i don't believe it "
"believe it or not , you fell and i came running trying to wake you up and that's it!
now if you don't start helping us in the fight we'll REALLY die here bro!"
"ok ok i will" said Jacen hoping he hadn't drink so much WD-40
And hoping this wasn't yet another nightmare!

that's-it-for-now:
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
Ewingfighteraol

Total Posts: 244
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 7:35 PM
<i just started reading this a few days ago and i love it. if no one minds i'm going to add a bit>
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 7:40 PM
WAIT E-WING YOU MUST BECOME A PSYCHOIPATIC JEDI FIRST (SEE RECRUITMENT THREAD!)


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Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 7:47 PM
the what
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 8:10 PM
<never mind i understand nobody post untill i get made a member i have this great idear>
Czulkang

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Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 8:12 PM
You did read the whole story, right? You shouldn't post in it before you do. Go to the Jedi Punks Summary and Recruitment thread to join up.

|]Stead Seven[|
Flashback-1984

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Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 8:21 PM
The : jedi punks:summary, recruitment,ect thread, also to find in the books and comics
section.

Also look in the cantina : jedi punks the new and improved convo thread.
Flashback-1984

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Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 8:38 PM
K i will post now.
(Five)
Flashback-1984

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Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 9:08 PM
"Ok nightmare or not, we got to find a way to escape or defeat the duplicated noghri/midget/sith/clones." Stated Jacen in a state of deathly soberness.

"Yeah great, any ideas,bro?" Asked Jaina and Anakin almost simultaneously.

Jacen just wanted to wake up again and to see it was just another nightmare, but it would just not help.

And then Anakin felt it again, there was something in his pocket, a knive? No a red and white ball.

He pulled the ball out and pushed the button but nothing happened. He pushed it again, but this time he added "come on Picachu help us!"

The ball opened and Anakin threw the ball in to the mass of duplicated noghri/midget/sith/clones.

Rightchu(sp of Picachu's transformation?) appeared and threw a bunch of lightnings at the noghri/midget/sith/clones.

It just took a few minutes but then there was just the smell from the now dead noghri/midget/sith/clones.

TBC
Flashback-1984

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Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 9:10 PM
The punks breathed deeply.

"Hey guys, that wasn't too..." tried Jacen to say, but this time simultaneously all the other punks said "Oh just shut up Jacen you brought us in enough trouble."

After they had a reliefing night of sleep they all searched the ship with the force and per themselfs for any other noghri/midget/sith/clones or other lifeform.

They found nothing and now made up their mind, that their best time together was when they had a concert.

So hey scheduled a concert on Bakura. They added a few new songs like about noghri/midget/sith/clones, and Jacen made a new one over strange nightmares.

The concert was scheduled in 2 days, they hoped that in such a short time period there would not be another attack or incident.

*done*

-~=+|(Five)|+=~-


Flashback-1984

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Date Posted: Mar 2, 2002 9:11 PM
* Please consider to take my last posts out, its just not good. I would not mind if we would vote over it in the convo thread.*

(Five)
Czulkang

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 8:56 AM
I'm rescuing this thread. Twice.

|]Stead Seven[|
Corran_Horn2

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 9:02 AM
I don't understand Flashback, you want your last 2 posts not counting????
Czulkang

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 9:38 AM
<Um...everyone go look at the recruitment thread for the dicussion about moving some threads to beeurd's forum.>

|]Stead Seven[|
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 9:48 AM
<i'm going to go now and i am going to ignor flashback's last 2 posts as he asked.>
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 9:51 AM
<it's going to be long so give me some time>
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 10:16 AM
"It looks like we will have no choice but to fight" seid Zekk

"That is a fact friend Zekk" seid Tenel Ka

so the punks charged into battle lightsabers blazing. they fought bravely but they were no mach for so many noghri/midget/sith/clones. in the end only Anakin and Tahiri were still fighting with the other punks tied up on the foor.

"Were not going to make it, Tahiri!" seid Anakin as he cut another noghri/midget/sith/clone in 1/2.

"I know. Anakin, I love y-" her last words were cut off as a noghri/midget/sith/clone stabbed her in the chest.

Tahiri eyes roled back into her head and she collapse onto the foor.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 10:47 AM
C

"Tahiri! NOOOOOOOOO!" Anakin yelled "YOU STUPID LITTLE MIDGETS! AHHHHHHHHHH!" and thats when his heir color changed to gold and he started glowing.

"Oh fudge monkey" seid the remaining noghri/midget/sith/clones

thats when Anakin attacked. the other punks watched in amazement as he killed the last 100 or so noghri/midget/sith/clones. i would tell you about it but it would most likely give you nightmares for weeks. after that he untied the rest of the punks and went to Tahiri.

"She is still alive. We have to get her back to coruscant. Now!" seid Anakin

"Where already on are way." seid Jaina as she put the starship into hyperspace.

TBC
Czulkang

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 11:01 AM
Oh god...DBZ and SW together is just plain wrong.

|]Stead Seven[|
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 11:26 AM
C

when they got to coruscant they found the clone Thraawn in his star destroyer.

"Surrender or Die Punks" Thraawn's voice seid over the comm.

"Son of a Sith! I don't have time for this!" seid Anakin. "Point the docking bay at him"

"But why should we-" Jacen started to ask

"JUST DO IT!" Anakin yelled as he started glowing again.

so the other punks did as they were told. Anakin went down to the bay.

"Now what oh great one?" asked Zekk over the comm.

"Now they die" seid Anakin as he started glowing even more now. he put out his hands and a big light shot out and destroyed Thraawn and his ship. "Lets get Tahiri to the med center."

"Sis remind me never to get Anakin mad at me again" seid Jacen

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 12:00 PM
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At the med center Anakin walk back and forth wating to hear about Tahiri. The other punks felt beter now that Anakin's hair was back to normal (as normal as a punk's hair gets that is).

"Relax Anakin she will be fine." seid Jaina

"I hope so." replied Anakin.

just then the doctor came out of the ER.

"Well how is she." Anakin asked.

"I'm sorry. We couldn't save her. She's dead" seid the doctor.

Anakin started crying.

"Looks like i was wrong." seid Jaina "why couldn't you save her?"

"That's the odd thing we should have been able to save her but there was the substance all over her insides that stoped us" seid the doctor.

"What?" asked Jacen

"DW-40" he answered

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 12:25 PM
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"So what your saying is the fact that she drank DW-40 she is dead now?" Anakin asked all tearful.

"Yes" seid the doctor.

"Hi guys, i am glade i fond you. I want to show you my new invention" Luke seid as he came into the room with Mara.

"Not now Luke. Tahiri just died." seid Anja

"Oh, i'm sorry. It's too bad she would have loved my Time Machine." Luke seid

"YOUR WHAT!?!" the punks yelled

"My Time Machine. It's a two seater and it's parked out front. I just finished it." seid Luke.

"I can use it to go back in time and save Tahiri" seid Anakin.

"No that would change time to much." seid Luke.

"I never see her again." Anakin seid as he started to cry again.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 1:07 PM
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"Didn't the doctor say that the only reason they couldn't save her is because she drank DW-40?" ask Mara

"Yes, why?" ask Zekk.

"Well you can just go back in time stop her from drinking DW-40 the first time and replace it with something with the same affect and availably." seid Mara

"Like what?" Anakin asked with new hope.

"Well as it happens i have some Moonshine here that will work fine." seid Mara

"Thank you Mara." Anakin seid tacking the moonshine "Let's go Luke"

they went outsde to the Time Machine. i would tell you what it looked like but then you would never belive it worked.the 2 of them got in and Luke started puching buttons.

"Time Machine Test Flight 1 ready to go!" seid Luke.

"Wait, you haven't tested this befor!?!" asked Anakin.

"Nope." Luke seid.

TBC
Czulkang

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 1:11 PM
<So...Thraawn wasn't a dream? And Anakin is a Super Saiyan? I'm really super-duper confused times two.>

|]Stead Seven[|
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 1:31 PM
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With that Luke throw the switch.

***

"Anakin Skywalker meet Obi-Wan" seid the old man.

"Nice to meet you" seid Anakin Skywalker "But who are those 2?"

Anakin and Luke waved.

"Hi, we are just passing throught." seid Luke as he throw the switch.

***

"Luke i am your father." seid Vader

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" seid past Luke

"You scream like a girl." seid Anakin

"Shut up." seid Luke as he throw the switch.

***

it was 57 more tries befor they finally got it right.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 2:19 PM
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Tahiri was going throught Anakin's tool box when she found the can of DW-40 she was just about to drink some when Anakin grabed the can out of her hands.

"Give me that!" Anakin seid.

"What did i do?" Tahiri asked

"This is no good for you. Drink this." Anakin seid as he gave her the Moonshine.

Tahiri took a sip and smiled.

***

back in there own time ,after 32 trys (at least it improving), they ran back into the med-center. the doctor was just comeing out of the ER followed by Tahiri

"As you can see the procedure was a complete sucess" seid the doctor.

"Tahiri!" seid Anakin.

"Anakin!" seid Tahiri.

they embraced and kissed.

"Well that worked out good." seid Bob.

"Who the sith are you?" seid Mara

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 3:07 PM
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"Hi, i am Bob the info man. i am going appear every now and again and give you info that you need then disappear the same way i came." seid Bob.

"Oh, ok." seid Mara.

"Now down to business. I have 4 thing to tell you. 1st, the white and red ball the monster inside are not sith. they are pokemon and they serve who ever owns the ball. use them wisely. 2nd, this is not a dream. the thraawn attacking coruscant was not a dream. the thraawn with the dream monster was a dream. 3rd, Anakin Skywalker's mother lied when she seid she there was no father. the truth is she fell throw a space time warp and did it with someone named goku. that means all of Anakin Skywalker's descendants can go Super Saiyan,the gold hair and power thing. you can do it at willingly after the first time, but the first time must be a moment of great anger,stress,or exitement."

"So that's why your hair went gold on are honeymoon." Mara seid to Luke

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 3:38 PM
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Luke quickly changed the subject "What was the 4th thing Bob."

"The person that made the noghri/midget/sith/clones is going to attack right about now." he seid and then disappeared.

just then the building outside the med-center exploded. a big piece of it landed on the Time Machine.

"My Time Machine!" Luke cryed out.

they all ran outside to see what was going on. some people were running from the building screeming "Godzilla! Godzilla!"

"What is a Godzilla?" Tahiri asked and then drink some moonshine.

"I think it's that." seid Valin pointing to the monster comeing around the coner.

"GGRRRHHHGRRR?" [the monster made the clones?] seid Lowie.

"No the person rideing it made them." Bob seid then disappeared again.

TBC
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 3:54 PM
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the Punks, Luke, and Mara looked up and were in shock.

"Oh no. it can't be. it's impossable!" seid Anakin.

That's when the figure spoke "Me Jar Jar Binks.Me not noghri/midget/sith/clone. Me going to kill you."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" yelled Anakin.

"And you seid i srceem like a girl." seid Luke.

!?! Cadet 09 !?!
Ewingfighteraol

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 3:57 PM
<i am done tell me what you thought on the recrutement post>
Corran_Horn2

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 8:03 PM
*messa now*
Corran_Horn2

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 8:12 PM
"messa going to keil ya!"said Jar jar
"come on now"said mara"you think a guy who can't even speak Basic well can kill us??"
"no, but thisa can"said jar jar and as he gestured the Godzilla he sent flames of fire on hte Jedi
"sith, what now!!"said anakin
"we can't go back in time"said Luke"so i guess we should kill him the ol way"
"what ,you mean by slicing him in half??"
TBC
Corran_Horn2

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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2002 8:13 PM
"no, i meant by letting him talk to a friend of Corran , name's Keevy Spart, ver heard of him??"
"No"said the punks
""come Keevy" said Luke
"me?? meet the famous Jedi Punks?? the guys that keep saving the galxy form noghri/midget/sith/clones?? i'e made a whole story of you i LOOOOVE the puns...."Keevy started talking
"shut up Keevy, now go talk Godzilla and Jar Jar about how good Punks are "
"oh, ok"said Keevy going there
"that'll SURELY kill 'em"said Jacen, poor guys he thought
"eeeh, Luke i owuldn't have thought you could be that ruthless"said Jaina
"you bring the best out of me guys"said Luke

~Psycho Intelligence Chief, what you do , i know it~
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Czulkang

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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 12:45 PM
Rescue Heroes- They allways save the daaaaaay!

|]Stead Seven[|
beeurd

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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2002 1:19 PM
posting, i am.

(damn i'm still talking like Yoda...)

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