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"One problem," said Tahiri, "apart from not getting any Kashyyyk WD-40, this is going to take more than a week"
"And?" inquired Zekk
"What about Anakin?" she demanded
"I suppose we can always meet him at Coruscant" suggested Jaina
"As long as we do that," said Tahiri. She had a look in her eye that said 'And if we don't pick Anakin up at Coruscant - I'll kill you all'.
"Um... yes, I promise we will do that" said Jaina, seeing the evil glint in Tahiri's eye.
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Anakin lay in the MedCenter, he was thinking about what he was going to do as soon as he got out of this place.
Suddenly a protocol droid bustled into the room. It was C-3PO. That meant his parents hadn't left yet, most likely they'd stay here until he was well enough to leave.
"I have a message for you, master Anakin" Threepio announced.
"Who from?" Anakin croaked, the effects of choking still hadn't worn off completely.
TBC...
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Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 2:56 PM |
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"Why, I believe it's from the rest of your band" Threepio told him, "It says they are about to leave on a tour and they will pick you up in Imperial City in two weeks time."
"What are you so happy about?" asked Anakin
"Mistress Leia promised me an oil-bath as soon as I had delivered this message" he replied. Anakin was sure his photoreceptors were glowing brighter than usual.
"Thanks Threepio" Anakin said.
"It was a pleasure speaking to you again" said Threepio as he clattered out of the room.
"Mind the step, Threepio" Anakin called after him.
"I do believe I'm stuck..." he heard the droids voice say.
'I wonder what the Punks are doing now' Anakin thought to himself.
DONE!
(sorry about that Corran_Horn2, I was getting carried away...)
-=-=-= Stead Six =-=-=-
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Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 4:00 PM |
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<OK, everyone i am posting!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 4:05 PM |
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"So, I guess I go to Coruscant...where am I anyways?" asked Anakin. "Hey, you, droid!" he shouted out into the hall.
"Do you mean me, Master Patient?" inquired the droid.
"Yes, you! C'mere!" he said.
"Oh, ok. Allow me to introduce myself, I am 3-ZT2. Fluent in over 5 billion forms of communication. How may I be of service to you?"
"Uh, where I am?" asked Anakin.
"You are on in the finest Med Center on the SithSpit, which is in orbit above Coruscant, which in\s in the Known Galaxy approximately 1.2-"
"Ok, that's all I needed to know. That will be all. Thank you."
"Oh, of course Master Patient! Please, if you require my services, feel free to let me know!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 4:06 PM |
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<i have to eet dinner , so hang on like 20 min, ok everyone? so no one post!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 4:36 PM |
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<all right, i'm continuing my post, ok?>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 4:47 PM |
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Anakin sat back on his repulsor chair."Two weeks, one boy and a planet that never sleeps? Sounds like a party to me!" Anakin said aloud. He got up and stuck his head out the door again.
"Hey, Z!" He shouted. "C'mere, please!"
"Yes, Master Patient!" replied the droid. The med droid clomped down the hall. "How may I assist you, Master Patient?"
"Uh, can you get me clearance out of here? I need to go to Coruscant." said Anakin.
"Uhm, well, Master Patient-" began 3-Z,
"Anakin. My name's Anakin Solo."
"Very well, then, Master Anakin Solo, it's really not in my power-"
"Can you take me to someone who can?"
"Uhm, I guess..."
"Good. Do it. Do it now." he commanded.
"Yessir, Master Anakin. Right this way." said Threezee in subdued tones.
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 7:00 PM |
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<auuugghhh!sorry about the wait every1!! my computer wuz acting up~ i'm not too late to post, am I??? if not, i am posting!!>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 7:00 PM |
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"You are free to go." said Anakin, waving his hand. "The droid can go too. Move along."
"You are free to go. The droid can go too. Move along." repeated the medic.
"Uhm,ok thanks!" said Anakin. "C'mon, ThreeZee, let's bolt!"
"Uh, Master Anakin, I do not 'bolt' per se. I am property of the med center here, I can not just leave! My servi-"
"Aw, can it!" snapped Anakin. They made their way down to a transport. Anakin paid their fare, courtesy of the Punks' bank accounts. A perky flight attendant stood up and said, "Hi, and welcome aboard the Coruscant Public Transport System. On behalf of the crew, I'd like to thank you for choosing us. In case there are any emergencies, a pamphlet is located in the pouch in front of you. And just in case our flight turns into a cruise, the cushion underneath can be used as a floating device. Please fasten your crash restraints by inseting the silver flap into the silver buckle. To unbuckle, just simply lift the flap. Have a safe flight!"
TBC
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 7:01 PM |
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TBC
Once Anakin and the droid had finished strapping their crash restraints, the transport left.
Half an hour later, the transport made a stop at Imperial Palace"Well, this is it, Threezee. let's go, grab some grub and a room, and go hit some parties!" exclaimed Anakin.
"Uh, Master Anakin, I don't 'grab grub' and I do not party and I do not 'grab rooms'."
"Yeah, what ever, Threezee."
Anakin led the droid down a series of hallways, passages, turbolifts and rooms to a nice, yet cheap, hotel room.
"Well, we've got two weeks, and a whole planet full of hot chicks,great parties and lots of ale! What are we waiting for? Let's party hop!" Anakin exclaimed. He and a grumbling 3-ZT2 left the Palace behind for a bar.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 7:01 PM |
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<oops i forgot , all done!!>
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<HEY! THIS IS OUR 1000TH POST, I THINK!!YEA!! heehee!>
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Flashback-1984
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 5:25 AM |
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YEEEHA PARTY PARTY 1000 POsts . Party at Beeurds forum ok?
Cu there
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 9:42 AM |
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wahoooooooooooo
we passed the 1000 posts
party all day so all psychos can be at it!!!!!
oh my, i never thought i'd live long enough to see this...
*wipes tears*
happy-and-emotionated:
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 11:19 AM |
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 11:56 AM |
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Anakin stepped out of the hotel room and took a deep breath, the air was thick with oppurtunites. Unfortunately, the air was also thick with pollution, and Anakin's weakened throat left him coughing for the next ten minutes.
Threezee watched his new master with a much interest as a droid could muster. He tok pollution counts and population checks, downloaded the cities details, calculated pi to 7000 decimal places, and wrote a treaty on the existence of the force and it's position as a religion while he waited for Anakin to recover.
Anakin stood up straight, took very small shallow breaths, and stepped out into a whole new world. Well, a whole new part of Coruscant he'd only visited 5 times before.
Threezee at his side, he wandered the sunlight streets, skipping and smiling at the beauty of a new day. Threezee decided to cut back on Anakin's medicine. It was obviously sending his personality matrix haywire.
tbc
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 11:58 AM |
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Anakin chased the cavorting droid for a few miutes, only to that he wasn't nearly as fit as Tahiri had told him. Leaning against a shop window, he used the force to trip the circuit breaker in Threezee, leaving the droid frozen mid-cartwheel.
Anakin looked around, wondering what to do with his droid statue. Then he grinned. Statue[i/] he thought. Grabbing an old receipt as it fluttered past his ankle, and scrawled on it The Joy of Springs, Anakin Solo[b/] and attached it to the droids forehead. A thought struck him, and he added Donations appreciated[b/] giving the words a little force power of their own. People began queueing with spare change.
Anakin left the droid, content that it would be safe until the next morning, when he would collect it as he crawled out of which ever bar was actually willing to serve a minor and back to his hotel room.
tbc
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 12:00 PM |
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<sorry about the bold and italics. need more practise!>
Anakin tried a great many bars, but even the force wouldn't help him get a drink without ID. There was something about bouncers and barstaff that was particulary resistant to that strain of force talent. Eventually, as night began to fall, a parched Anakin saw a flashing neon sign ahead of him Who uses neon anymore? he wondered.
The sign, with several letters missing and more unlit, should have read 'Sith Secret Base, Coruscant branch', instead it read 'Sit_ se_e Base, _ant _ranch'. Anakin figured he like a bit of base music while sitting at the bar, and entered, despite being uncertain quite what an ant was.
Nervously, he approached the bar. Using a little force persuasion (Why not? he reasoned, It may work. Always worth a try) he asked for a beer. Mising his grilfriend a little, he added 'A WD-40'.
tbc
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 12:01 PM |
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The barmen's bow confused him slightly, but once the beer was in his hands he putit out of his mind. The beer put a lot of things out of his mind.
Below stairs, the apprentice approached his master. "He iss here, sssir," he hissed.
"Are you certain that it's the right one this time?" The hooded figure asked, a little sternly.
"Yesss. He gave the code."
"What, he has the fortieth super weapon? The class A World Destroyer?"
"Yess, masster. And he wass a Jedi."
"Very good. Bring him to me." Yellow eyes glinted under the darkened hood. "Mwhahaha. Mwhahahaha"
*cadet 02*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 1:26 PM |
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I'm postin'! 1000+ posts, yippiee!!
.:.:.: First Officer:.:.:.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 1:31 PM |
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Anakin meanwhile sat at the bar upstairs. Deep, forboding music played from the speakers in the ceiling. Anakin found it rather odd that the decor of the room was mainly black or grey, with red lighting.
As Anakin scanned the room ,he noticed a life-sized statue of Darth Vader in the corner, illuminated by small blue spotlights. Leaving his drink at the bar, Anakin ambled over to gawk at the statue of his grandfather.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 1:38 PM |
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Anakin gazed up at the infamous mask. The eye lenses seemed to stare directly at him.
"There's a holovid call for you." said the bartender, jolting Anakin out of his trance.
"If you'll just follow me."
Anakin tore his eyes away from his grandfather's likeness and followed the bartender through a small door.
>Done<
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 1:45 PM |
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<My turn!>
~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~
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JainaSolo;)*
Total Posts: 464
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 1:48 PM |
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<when can I post?!?! I just got back from Flordia an hour ago, and I wanna post!!!>
~_SF Lead_~ :C
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 1:51 PM |
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Anakin was growing suspicious of this bar. Why was there a statue of his grandfather here? Why were the walls Imperial colours? He stretched out with the Force to see what he could find out about this bar. He touched the mind of the bartender who he was following. Immediately, he discovered the man was lying to him. There was no call! He reached out ahead of the bartender and he briefly touched the mind of a powerful being. Someone strong in the Force. Someone evil. Someone small...
TBC.
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 1:57 PM |
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Anakin swore and reached under his cloak for his lightsabre. It wasn't there! He realised with shock that he had left it at the med centre. He turned to run but there were two men behind him with blasters trained on him.
"Going somewhere?" said a voice ahead of him.
Anakin turned slowly. He knew who had spoken to him. When his eyes fell on the one who had spoke, Anakin's eyes opened wide with surprise.
Mini-Maaul stood before him. But he was no longer mini. He was over 9 foot tall!
"Surprised?" said Mauul. "Since our last encounter, I've gone up in the world!"
He laughed evilly.
TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 2:12 PM |
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"Guess what I did?" gloated Maaul.
"Umm..." Anakin thought for a second. "Are they stilts?"
Mauul spluttered. "How did you guess?"
"Anakin laughed. "It was easy! In the corridor outside, I sensed you were still small!"
Mauul, who was still Mini-Mauul turned a darker shade of red than he was already.
"So?" he said. "I'm still tall now!"
Anakin reacted quickly. He darted forward and kicked one of Mini-Maaul's legs. There was a splintering sound and one of the stilts snapped. Mauul went down. Anakin turned and smacked the two guards out cold. He ran for his life.
TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 2:19 PM |
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Anakin ran back into the bar and out onto the street. Luckily for him, there seemed to be some sort of protest march going on. He dived in the crowd of people and walked with them.
They walked for a while. Anakin relaxed a little and probed with the Force, looking for signs of pursuit. What he found surprised him. In front of him, there was a gap in the Force.
The crowd stopped. Anakin saw a speaker climb up on a platform. She started yelling at the people. Anakin did not listen. He pushed forward to see why there was a gap in the Force. He saw a ysalamiri in a cage.
TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 2:27 PM |
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Anakin wondered why this crowd had a ysalamiri. He did not stop to wonder very long. This ysalamir was a threat to his abilities. As long as it was here, he couldn't sense Mini-Mauul's approach. He pulled out a blaster which he had stolen from the guards and shot the animal dead.
The crowd did not see his action as the ysalamiri was hid behind a curtain. Anakin wondered why it was here. He listened to the speaker.
"...will not tolerate the wanton destruction of these creatures because of their abilities! They must be protected! We have identified the main murderers! They are Jacen, Jaina and Anakin Solo! Between them, they have nearly wiped them all out! This is the last surviving member of the ysalamiri! It must be preserved!"
With that the curtain came back. Everyone looked. They saw Anakin Solo over the body of the last ysalamiri in the galaxy.
~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~
<Done!>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 3:41 PM |
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Ok, I'm posting now!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 3:47 PM |
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"There he is! Get him! Kill him like he does the Ysalamiri! That was the last one! You Jedi scum!" The crowd screamed. Two guards nearby grabbed Anakin, and Anakin reached out in the force to get free, but there was no force! Anakin gasped in surprise, then saw a Ysalamiri a few feet away.
"Hey! I thought that guy just said that the one I killed was the last one!" Anakin complained.
"So I lied," Said a dark voice behind him. "They will never know that, though." The figure pointed to the outraged crowd. "And now, young Anakin Solo, we talk."
The figure led Anakin back into the Sith hideout bar, and locked him in a room with Ysalamiri guarding it.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 3:55 PM |
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It wasn't until a few hours later, Anakin had lost sense of time, that his mysterious captor entered the room. Anakin noticed that he had regained his abilities in the Force again. Thinking quickly, he stood up and send a shove at the figure, only to be pinned to the wall by an invisible grip.
"Try one thing, Solo, and my guards shoot you dead," the dark voice warned. Anakin noticed a small figure next to him, and instantly identified him as Mini-Maaul.
"Well, if I'm gonna be your prisoner, can you at least tell me who you are?" Anakin asked. And get me some beer,he added silently.
The dark figure stepped forward into the light. He removed him cloak, and Anakin gasped. He couldn't believe his eyes. He started to laugh. "You gotta be kidding me!" he snorted, rolling around on the floor. Darth Vader stood in front of him, but this clone was as tall as Mini-Maaul. "Now we have a Mini-Maaul, and a Mini-Vaader!" Anakin laughed.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 3:58 PM |
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Mini-Vader glared at Anakin. "Dont EVER call me that!" he screamed, shoving Anakin harder against the wall. Anakin's fought to stay consciouss, but couldn't manage it. He slumped to the ground, and the last thing he remembered was the force closing off from him again.
Done!
~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 4:04 PM |
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Okay, I will be posting...finally, after four days or something...
|]Stead Seven[|
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Czulkang
Total Posts: 1024
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 4:29 PM |
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The Punks(minus Anakin) sat around a cheap wooden table. The name of the planet was Kuat, the name of the cantina was "Uncle Twitchy's Burning Animal Shack", and the name of their server was Baffle. He was a rusty BFL model Serve-O-Droid.
Although Baffle was unusually cheerful for a droid, his high spirits didn't help the effect that the cantina's decor had on the morale of the Punks.
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 4:31 PM |
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This place was called a 'Burning Animal Shack' for a reason. From all over the galaxy, hunters brought in corpses of unwanted animals they had killed. The only condition from bar was that the animal's body had to be at least 70% charred.
So, Uncle Twitchy took these corpses and hung them from the ceiling. Modified Torch-O-Matic droids kept the burnt corpses aflame continuously. This was the only light in the cantina, and the entire place stank of burnt flesh. Jacen winced in sympathy for a nearby womp-rat that was somehow still alive and wriggling. And a torch droid was coming near with his dual scorch nozzles ready.
It was definitely the worst place they had been that day.
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 4:44 PM |
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"Sheesh, Jace, we haven't even gotten to Bespin yet and you already look sick." Jaina remarked.
"Oh, um...it's nothing." Jacen muttered, averting his eyes as the torch droids schorchers did their horrible job. The womp-rat screeched for a moment, and then was silent.
The Punks had stopped at Kuat because a malfunctioning gravity well on an intredictor cruiser in the KDY shipyards had pulled the Sithspit out of hyperspace in the middle of the construction yards. After the SSD had smashed through a couple of small, unfinished cruisers, it had collided with another SSD, this one not completed.
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 4:50 PM |
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The Sithspit had been heavily damaged and was waiting for repairs at KDY. The other SSD, known as the Execuutor, was completely destroyed. The customeer who owned the SSD, known only as "The Daark Lord of the Sith, you foolish technician!", was apparently furious. A nervous Zekk had asked if the owner matched Mauul's description, and had recieved a no. So that was a relief.
Now the Punks were stuck on Kuat, trying to pay off several cruisers worth of creds, not to mention that Execuutor.
"Too bad we didn't hit the cruiser with the gravity well when we crashed. We're stuck here." Valin banged his fist against the wall in frustration.
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 4:51 PM |
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"Hey, don't worry, I have an idea." Tahiri slurred as WD-40 trickled out of her mouth.
"Yeah?" Valin asked, rubbing his bruised fist.
"Okay...okay. We steal a ship, and blow up that intredictor...see? Then we go to-" The flow of words stopped as the Tahiri passed out on the table.
"Great idea!" Jaina said. "Now, we just need a ship..."
|]Stead Seven[|
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 4:53 PM |
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my turn
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 5:00 PM |
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just after Jaina said that they heard a conversation a few tables away
"Go and get a watch on my ship"said a man to a short-glass-wearing man
"yyes ssir"
"i guess there's your answer"said Zekk
"ok now we just need to follow that clerk and we'll have our ship!"
so they followed the clerk to a Star Destroyer (not as much as the Sithspit, but the punks weren't that much either)it'd do just fine
while Jaina and Jacen told the guy through the Force that if he didn't get out the ship would burn with him inside (amazingly, the guy believed it and got away) the others got inside the bridge and got away
"so, now we vape that interdictor?" asked Jacen
"of course"
"rrororffwr"
"ok ok just asking"
"so they vaped that interdictor (easier than they would have thought) and they were clear
"so i guess to Bespin right?"
"yep"
and they were on their way
at-last-i-write:
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 5:07 PM |
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<Um...does anyone care if I post now? If you haven't posted today and you want to right now, just say so. I'll wait 10 minutes.If no one opposes by then, I'll go ahead.>
|]Stead Seven[|
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 5:24 PM |
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<I guess there are no objections. Here I go!>
|]Stead Seven[|
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 5:48 PM |
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Yep, they were on their way. Well, at least for a little bit.
About a half-hour through the trip, the Punks were jolted out of their discussion of a name for their new Star-Destroyer when the entire ship began to shake and buckle.
"What's going on?" Tahiri shouted as the entire SD tilted sideways. Then, the artificial gravity shut down, and everyone began floating.
"I don't-"
An enormous explosion rocked the Imperial craft. In the distance, Tahiri could hear metal girders twisting and screeching, as if something was bending them effortlessly.
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 6:02 PM |
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"Lowie! What's going on?"
"[We were forced out of hyperspace again.], Lowie growled as he read a blinking technical display, [And something completely wiped out our power core. Which means that the hyperdrive is gone too. We have maybe an hour before the entire ship destroys itself with flames from the ruptured core. And the leftover air will last half that long.]" he added.
"Great. Where are we?"
"[Approximately thirty-thousand kilometers away from the planet Yag'Dhul, which is halfway to Bespin.]"
"Well, are there escape pods on this thing?"
"[Yes, although none of them will make it to Yag'Dhul.]"
"We are so dead." Valin muttered, looking for something to hit.
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 6:04 PM |
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Ten minutes later, Jaina was staring morosely at the flames engulfing the ship's emergency ion engines.
"Waitaminute-emergency ion engines? Hey, this is an emergency! Lowie, can we use those?"
"[Yes, they have their own seperate power cores. But they have little energy, and as you can see, the fire is destroying them right now. However...]"
"However what?"
"[It is risky, but if we detonate the emergency power cores, the combined force will either destroy the entire command tower or propel us towards Yag'Dhul quickly. Or both.]"
"Let's do it then! Yee-hah!" Jacen shouted. Lowie's claws made a blur on the control board.
TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 6:05 PM |
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Well, the result was both. As the power cores erupted, fire consumed the command deck, along with everyone in it.
Which was no one.
"Wow, I'm sure glad Lowie had us move to the other end of the ship." Anja noted from the other end of the ship as the dying SD zoomed towards Yag'Dhul, stern awash in flames.
"Hmm...what do we do when we get there, I wonder?" Zekk asked.
"[We crash.]"
"Oh good. At least we have a plan." Zekk remrked, sounding cheerful.
|]Stead Seven[|
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 6:12 PM |
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hmm, i think there's no1 else today so i'll post now
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 6:22 PM |
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after they crashed on Yag'Dul (killing a two full sets of Yag'Primes houses) they thought about stealing another ship, but Yag'Dul wasn't as popular as Kuat, so there weren't any ships that could make it to Bespin (let alone all their trip) so they had an idea
"i've got an idea"said Tahiri "what if we do a concert here so that some crazy fan gives us his ship?"
"could be, but what if not? we'd have lost a LOT of time and preparations are already made on Bespin if we arrive late to Bespin all our trip goes out"said Jaina
"Yeah but it's gonna be even worst if we never make it to Bespin at all"countered Tahiri"i don't want to spend the rest of my life in this third-rate planet
"I'm sure there a re a lot of people here who wouldn't have liked you saying that"came a voice behind the Punks
"who are you?"
TBC
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 6:22 PM |
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"that doesn't matter now, what matters is that i can take you to Bespin"
"just like that?"
"of 'course not, there wouldn't be a story if ou guys got all you wanted that easily!"
"so what do we have to do?"
that-took-some-time:
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 6:29 PM |
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<I just wanted to mention...Yag'Dhul is the home of the Givin, and about half of the time there, there's no atmosphere, which means no air. I guess I was a little too late. Don't worry, I won't post again tonight. Probably.>
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 6:39 PM |
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well, i guess your source more reliable than mine but in one of my SW games (SW Rebellion to be exact) it says the intelligent beings are called Yag'Dhuls and can survive oin vacuum and are experts at mathematics and that the athmosphere is in some places because of the hard wind currents (not that there's no atmosphere)
but then again maybe that's wrong
if-its-wrong-im-sorry:
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 26, 2002 6:56 PM |
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Okay, I just rechecked my sources (NJO: Rebirth, and The Guide to Creatures), and the creatures are definetely called Givin. There's no question about that. And they are math experts and they can survive in vacuum for periods of time.
And I said that they don't have atmosphere for about half of the time, which is basically correct.
Here's a quote straight from the guide to creatures:
Because the Givin's planet, Yag'Dhul, has three moons, all with irregular orbits, severe tidal effects frequently wreak havoc and leave parts of the world without atmosphere.
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 7:22 AM |
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Yep that's what it said in mine too
the only diffenrence is that in mine the guys are called Yag'Dhuls but no problem every1 else can write them Givin and when the commander edits it she calls 'em Givin
no-problem:
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 3:15 PM |
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<Rescue Service.>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 3:47 PM |
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<guys, i am sorry , but i think it's time to continue the thread on a new posting area! it takes me forever to get to page 70! just a suggestion....:D>
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 4:58 PM |
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my turn!
;D
~_SF Lead_~
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 5:03 PM |
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the punks didn't really bother checking to see who the guy was. they just sort of followed him, staggering about seeing as how they were all drunk. The only one of the who remembered about this planet's harsh condidtions, Jacen, was grateful that there was an atmosphere.
When they got to the ship, Tenel Ka thought that it was a little odd that this guy owned a super star destroyer. He was a midget, after all. The punks were escprted to the command deck by some tall people in shiny white suits. Jaina noticed that they were authentic stormtroopers. The midget person then led thr punks down to the detention level. Zekk wondered why they were staying in the cells insted of the crew rooms.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 5:04 PM |
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<tahiri, when you see the title out on the topic list, you notice the page numbers beneath it? Just click on the little 70 and it takes you straight to page 70!>
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 5:10 PM |
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The midget person opened one of the cell doors. Tahiri, the drunkest of them all, let out a scream.
"Anakin!"
His hands were stun-cuffed behind him and there was a yesalarmi (sp?) in the middle of the room. On his ears were, once again, headphones. He was singing a strange song very out of tune.
"I can be your hero baby! I can--"
"Anakin! Snap out of it!" Jaina yelled, covering her ears. He glanced over at her, made a motion with his hands that meant to go away, and sung louder. Lowie howled in misery.
The midget finally turned around. Jaina looked down at the little man that came barely up to her knee, and stifled back a laugh. The other punks were not as sucessful, and soon the cell block was full of laughter.
"Mini-Vader and Mini-Maul! What's next? Mini-Palpatine?" Jacen cried, laughing.
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 5:17 PM |
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"Yes, I am here." a familar voice said. Jaina burst out in laughter. Mini-Palpatine, shorter then the rest of the mini-clones, stood only barely up to Tahiri's knee. And Tahiri was the shortest punk. Lowie bent down to see the little emperor.
"So where's mini-Maaara?" Zekk asked.
"Maaara is out killing Luuke." Vaader informed them.
Tahiri snuck over and ripped the headphones off Anakin's ears while Anja killed the yesalarmi (sp). Once again in touch with the force, Anakin lifted the mini-emperor high into the air, whacking his little head on the ceiling a few dozen times. Jaina collapsed in laughter as Jacen wiped tears of merth from his eyes.
"Never-ever- force me to listen to that song again." Anakin said.
"Okay, okay! Just please don't hurt me! I won't die, Jeedi!" mini-emp cried. Vaader and Maaul both laughed evilly.
"Why don't we just leave them hear so that they can destroy themselves?"
TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 5:23 PM |
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"What do we do now? our tour is shot." Tenel Ka said.
"We could go visit the nohorgi"(sp!!) Anakin said. "And you can't leave me behind!"
"We won't." Jaina promised. "That sounds good."
"I can see it now. They all get into a head-banging fit and start up the wave. Then we 'borrow' some beer." Jacen said happily.
"Yes. And we can 'borrow' this SSD to get us there." Zekk said.
[let's dump our trash, first.] Lowie said, gesturing to the mini-Sith that were fighting. So the punks left them on Yag'Dhul.
~_~_~_Sf Lead_~_~_~ =D
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 5:56 PM |
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<I shall be the one who does the posting of the posts now.>
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:05 PM |
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"Dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-"
"Anakin, shut up!"
"Sorry, I'm bored."
"Yeah, we noticed. Occupied people usually don't go 'dum-dum-dum' three hundred times in a row."
"Oh, okay."
"Sheesh..."
This was the basic mood on the Punks newest SSD, called the Raazor's Smooch. It turned out that no one had stopped to think about the fact that the Noghri planet of Honoghr was on the other side of the galaxy. Even in hyperspace, that's quite a long way.
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:06 PM |
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"Dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-"
"Hey," Zekk interuppted, "Has anyone realized that this hyperspace course takes us right through Hutt Space?"
"Yeah, so?" they replied.
"Well, remember Anakin's last stop in Hutt Space? He ended up working for a slug on
Ylesia."
"Oh god, I hated those Gands. Anakin thanks the stars that-Arrgh!I mean, I thank the stars that they got killed on Korriban."
"Yeah, you told us. About a thousand times. Now go get some sleep, we're still a long way from Honoghr."
"Okay. Dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum..."
TBC
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:18 PM |
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hmmm, weren't the Noghri now on Wayland???
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:19 PM |
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Four-thousand, two-hundred and fifty-six point five "dum-dum-dum"s later, the hyperspace exit alarm went off. Rising from his crumpled postion on the air-couch, Lowie tapped a few buttons on the SSD's control panel.
The white background shrunk to normal dotted stars, and a large planet loomed directly ahead of them.
"Hey! That's not Honoghr!"
"Yeah, Valin, it is. It's on the star charts."
"But, it's so green!"
Valin was right. Honoghr, an polluted, arid desert planet, was so green that the evident arboreal verdance lept off of the visual display and pratically strangled anybody who was watching.
"Well, that's not right. I wonder what's wrong?"
"The only way we'll fnd out is to go and check."
Lowie punched in the docking codes and transmitted them to Honoghr Space Control. A response quickly came through.
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:20 PM |
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<Some Noghri live on Wayland, but there are still plenty on Honoghr, trying to save the planet.>
I'm not done yet, but I will be soon.
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:20 PM |
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"Heeeey Lady Vader, Lord Vader, and Lord Vader! Oh, and all you unimportant Punks on the ship. We've been expecting you for a whole while, so just come on down, won't ya?"
"They've been expecting us?"
"Lord Vader? I'm not Lord Vader. I like to think of myself as a 'Mister Vader'."
"Noghri don't talk like that."
"And why is the planet green?"
"Unimportant! I've never been so outraged in my life! Well, at least today."
The return of the excited Noghri interrupted the Punks hushed whispers.
"Well, what are ya all waitin for? Come on down! We've got the cookies baked and everything!"
"This is weird." Valin muttered, looking for something to hit with his heavily bruised hand.
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:27 PM |
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Twenty minutes later, the Punks stood on a grassy hill, with a bunch of weird, tentacled trees waving their tentacles in the air.
A Noghri stood there, too. Well, he looked like a Noghri, but that couldn't be right. He was wearing an Imperial Scout Trooper's helmet, and a big brown robe that trailed behind him for several feet.
"Okay, Noghri, what's going on? Why is the planet so green? What's with your clothes?"
"Well, Lady Vader, everything has just been so wonderful since we began the cloning procedures."
"What? More clones?
"Oh, yes. I am Rhakrbakr clan Kimbakh2. You didn't think that all the Mount Tantiss Spaarti Cylinders were destroyed, did you? No, no, we got them, and used them to clone a bunch of sentient Neti trees from that dead Ossus Jedi, Oog Bnarf, or something. Anyway, the scientists,they say, 'No, Noghri, you can't use cloning vats, they don't make healthy Noghri. They make insane Noghri.' But who cares? He is wrong, just look over there."
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:33 PM |
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Peering over the oddly dressed creatures shoulder, Valin saw many dress-wearing Nogrhi trying to eat the Neti trees, which slapped them aside with their tentacles.
"Yeah, that's...great." Valin muttered.
"Oh yes!" the Noghri continue, "Everyone wants to use our cloning machines! Even big puffy Sith Lords!"
"WHAT?"
"Yes! They bring us drops of blood from all sorts of Jedi and Sith, and say, make half Jedi half Noghri clone. It ends up like Jedi, but short like Noghri. We make money to buy more plants!"
"But..but...how many cloned half-Noghri Sith have you made?"
"Oh, I don't know, about thirty."
"We are so dead. Seventy little Sith/Midget/Noghri/Clones? This stinks. Hey, Noghri, do you at least hav any beer?"
"Beer? What is beer?"
"NOOOOOO!"
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:34 PM |
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my turn now
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:35 PM |
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<Hey, why did my last post not have all the line breaks I made? That stinks.>
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:36 PM |
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<Wait asec...now it does have line breaks. This is weird.>
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:37 PM |
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<Oh, and I meant Jaina to say thirty little Siths, not seventy. Sorry. I'll shut up now.>
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:43 PM |
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guys we've got to get away from here ...THERE'S NO BEER!!!!!!!!!! thought Anakin yeah but we can't leave the cloning cilinders here just think about fighting other 100 noghri/midget/sith/clones more!
"so what do we do?"
"we don't have beer, said the noghri "but we have some exotic fruit juice!"it seemed like he was happy drinking a non-alcoholic drink!
"at least we still have some WD-40 on our ship"said anakin
"no bro, this is the OTHER ship remember?"
"damn!! now tell me if i'm wrong we're in a place full of noghri clones who are selling noghri/moidget/sith/lones to mini-maaul, mini-vaader and mini-paalpatine and we don't even have beer!?!?!?!?!?" said Anakin
"but we don't sell our noghri/midget/sith/clones to other noghri/midget/sith/clones!!"said the noghri before the punks could answer
"but then who do you sell it to???"asked Jaina
TBC
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:53 PM |
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"to me!!"said a voice from behind
it was....
Darth Siidious!!!
and he was naturally TALL!!!!!
"who are you????"said the punks
"i'm Darth Siidious !!, the past of the emperor palpatine!"
"you have to be reeaallyy old then"
"no, i'm a tall clone cloned a few ears before!!"
"so, why weren't you trying to kill us or that kinda things???"
"because i didn't want to!! i wanted to bring you here since the start!! you see you're enough to give talliness to my lieutenants and then.. we will conquer the galaxy!!!!!!!!!!mwahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!"
and behind him appeaed mini-Maaul,mini-Vaader,mini-Paalpatine,mini-Haaan,mini-Leeeia,mini Luuuke and mini- Maaara!!
so i suggest you surrender now or prepare to be destroyed by 30 noghri/midget/sith/clones now!!!mwahahahaha!!"
"We are SOOOOO dead!!!" said Tahiri
"and we don't even have beer!!!" said Anakin
"shut up!!"said all the punks
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
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Corran_Horn2
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Date Posted: Feb 27, 2002 6:59 PM |
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done
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 3:10 PM |
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<My turn!>
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 3:15 PM |
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The clones rounded up the Punks and threw them in a cell. They did not fight back. They knew it wasn't worth it.
"So what are we gonna do now?" asked Valin.
"I dunno." replied Tahiri. "Wait for them to kill us, I suppose."
"No." said Anakin. "They won't kill us yet. They'll take blood samples and make evil clone versions of us first."
This appeared to please Jacen. "You mean I'll have a twin?" he said.
Jaina gave him an evil look before going over and punching him in the stomach.
"OW!" said Jacen. "What was that for?"
Suddenly, the cell door flew open. The Punks looked to see who it could be.
TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 3:23 PM |
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"Here to save you, I am!" said a voice.
The Punks looked. They couldn't see anyone.
"Down here I am!" said the voice, beginning to sound annoyed.
The Punks looked down. Not much taller than Anakin's shoe, there stood a small version of Yoda.
"It's Mini-Yodaa!" exclaimed Tahiri.
"Hurry!" said Mini-Yodaa. "Not much time we have!"
"But..." said Jacen. "All the clones here are evil! Why are you helping us?"
"Hmm." replied Mini-Yodaa. "Defective clone am I. Nice clone am I. Hurry!"
"Come on Punks!" said Jaina. "Let's go!"
They all started forward. Suddenly, they heard a squishing sound. They all looked down. There was a red splat stain on the floor where Yodaa had been and Anakin was wiping the bottom of his shoe.
"Whoops!" he said.
~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~ <Done!>
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 3:39 PM |
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<To post, or not to post? That is the- I'm posting.>
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 3:55 PM |
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Hey, r u posting? Cuz if not I wanna.
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 3:58 PM |
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The Grand Admiral paced his large planning room. It was a beautiful place, with a huge holo of the galaxy rotating in the center.
Raising one blue-skinned hand, the Imperial summoned an aide.
"Yes sir? What can I do for you?"
"Set up a Comm transmission with the Coruscant New Republic Senate chamber." the Admiral ordered, donning a black mask to cover his face.
"Yes sir!"
A large flat screen snapped to life and on it, a picture of a finely dressed Caamasi appeared.
"Where is Borsk Fey'lya?" the Admiral melodicaly inquired.
"Whom am I speaking with?" the Caamasi replied.
"I ask again, where is Borsk Fey'lya?"
"Haven't you heard? The former Chief of State was killed in a speeder accident with some unidentified psychotic hooligans. Terrible tragedy. This is Interim Chief of State Elegos A'kla. Now, whom am I speaking with?"
TBC
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 3:59 PM |
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LOL, I'll wait 'till ur done.
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 3:59 PM |
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"Well...too bad about my old friend Borsk," the Imperial noted, removing his mask. The Caamasi gave a little gasp of horror. "You can tell your Republic that you have spoken with Imperial Grand Admiral Thraawn. Prepare to meet your doom."
TBC
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 4:02 PM |
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lol this is more funny than I have foreseen...
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 4:04 PM |
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Turning his chair away from the screen,
Thraawn gave a hushed order to his aide, who relayed it to the weapons specialist.
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On Coruscant, Elegos stared at Thraawn in shock.
How is he alive? Unless it's a clone.
Turning his face to the stars to ponder the problem, Elegos noticed the air shimmering. A final spasm wracked the atmosphere, and in it's place, what seemed to be a large steel wall appeared.
The uncloaked Star Destroyer opened fire with all it's turbolasers, reducing Imperial Palace to fused scrap metal. Elegos just had time for one last thought:
I wish I had eaten those waffles this morning like I meant to.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 4:17 PM |
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I'm posting now!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 4:21 PM |
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Jaina stared shocked at the mess on the floor. "Earth to Jaina!" Jacen waved his hand in front of her face.
"Earth?" Jaina murmured. "Who's that?"
"I dunno. I heard some alien say that one time on the holonet. Anyways, we gotta get out of here and destroy those clones, so dont just stand there!" Jacen stated. The punks hurried out of the cell, carefully stepping over the squished Yoda.
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 28, 2002 4:39 PM |
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Sorry, I had to eat supper, but I'm gonna type now!
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