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MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 2:30 PM
***

Meanwhile, on Coruscant...

It was night. The capital city never slept, however. Vehicles were flying backwards and forwards through the assigned traffic lanes. A dark figure stood overlooking a balcony, watching the traffic. He was talking into a commbadge.
"We met them." said the voice on the other end of the commbadge. "They don't seem that tough."
The mysterious figure spoke. "Haan," he said into the commbadge. "You're a fool. They are tougher than you think."
"Perhaps it's time you met them, then, Master." said Haan.
The figure turned off the commbadge. "It's time." he said. "At last I will reveal myself to the Jedi Punks. At last I will have revenge!"
TBC

MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 2:37 PM
***

Meanwhile, back on the Sithspit...

The Punks were trying to figure out the mysterious clones they encountered.
"They said that everyone we faced worked forthis big bad guy." said Anakin. "Even John?"
"Probably." said Tahiri. "Remember, John was taught the ways of the Sith. Someone must have taught him."
"Probably a Sith Master, then." said Jacen.
"Fact." said Tenel Ka. "There is also a strong possibility that if we search the ship, we may uncover evidence which points the way to this mysterious Sith."
"Great!" said Jacen. "Let's divide into search teams! Me and Jaina will search every room from Deck 1 to 7, Tahiri and Anakin will search Decks 8 through 15, Lowie and Zekk will..."
"Or we could just search John's quarters." said Anakin.
Jacen stopped. "We could do that." he said.
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 2:44 PM
The Punks went to John's quarters. It did not take them long before they found something.
"I've found something!" squealed Tahiri.
Everyone looked. It was John's holodiary.
"Oooh, lets play it!" said Jaina.
The Punks gathered round and Tahiri switched on the device. An image of John's room appeared with John stood in the middle. He was only a child.
"Day 1." said the holo-John. "I have been refused in my request to be part of the band. I have decided to seek my revenge. I will use the force to grow older..."
"Move on." said Anakin. "This is boring."
Tahiri pressed a button.
"Day 31." said a now much older holo-John. "I have decided to seek a master to train me in the ways of the Sith. I have set a course to Coruscant. I should arrive in six days..."
"Move on." said Anakin, again.
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 2:50 PM
"Day 38. I have reached Coruscant. My source tells me to wait at the 'Psychopathic Jedi' bar. I should be approaced by a Sith Master."
The holo-image vanished for a second then quickly returned.
"I met a Sith Master in 'Psychopatic Jedi.' Boy, the people in that bar are crazy! One girl, I forget her name, kept trying to shoot this poor guy called MDN2! Anyway, the Sith has agreed to teach me. I begin next week."
"Move on." said Anakin.
"Day 43. My Master is trining me hard. He is pushing me to my limits. I am learning a lot though..."
Suddenly the image wavered. Someone had sent John's holocamera flying. It must have landed on the floor. They could no longer see John.
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 2:58 PM
A deep voice boomed.
"What are you doing, Apprentice John?" it said.
"My Master!" said John, in that nasal voice. "I was only recording for my holodiary!"
"You have more training if we wish to succeed in our plan for galaxy domination!" said the other voice.
"Oh!" said Tahiri. "We can't see him! I wish he would just walk into the image..."
John's feet appeared briefly. "Yes, my Master." they heard him say. Then, the holocamera shook, someone must have picked it up. It moved around. Suddenly a face appeared in the image. A face they all knew... Then the camera must have been turned off.
"Oh, no!" said Jacen. "Was that..."
"Darth Maul." said Jaina grimly.
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 3:05 PM
"But that's impossible!" said Zekk. "Maul died ages ago!"
"It must be his clone." said Anakin. "He's who's behind all these clones!"
"We must tell Uncle Luke!" said Jacen. "He's the only one who can stop Maul!"
They took off in the SSD. They knew Luke had gone back to Coruscant to visit Leia, so that's where they went.
They landed at the spaceport on Coruscant. They all disembarked and headed towards the nearby hovertaxi.
"Stop there!" said a voice behind them.
They all turned around. The clones they encountered earlier were stood there, blasters pointed directly at them. A figure stepped out from behind the clones. The Punks gawped in surprise. It was Maul, lightsabre in hand.
Oh, and he was also 2 foot tall.
TBC (nearly done!)
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 3:12 PM
"What is that!" laughed Jaina. "That's not your all powerful leader is it?"
"Yes, I am their Sith master." spoke Maul. "I am a clone which went wrong. I am one third my predecessors original height, but I have three times as much force ability. Remember what Yoda said? 'Size matters not.' You will be crushed at my hands! You will all perish! You will...
He stopped when he realised the Punks were all howling with laughter. They were doubled up with tears running down their face.
"It's Mini-Maaul!" choked Tahiri. This caused the Punks to laugh harder.
"Stop laughing!" said Mini-Mauul. He lit his oversized double edged lightsabre. The Punks realised he was serious. They drew their lightsabres and prepared to fight...

~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~ (Done!)
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 3:19 PM
<Time for posting for me.>

|]Stead Seven[|
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 3:38 PM
As Mini-Mauul began twirling his lightsaber in tiny, intricate circles above his head, the other clones raised their blasters to point at the Punks.

"Uh-oh, we're in trouble..." Jacen muttered.

"Don't sweat it," Zekk stated confidently, "I got a plan."

"Really?" everyone chorused in unison.

"No just kidding." Zekk chuckled.

"I don't think this is the time for-"

Jaina was cut off as Mauul lunged twenty feet in the air.

"Whoa! He wasn't kidding about the triple force power thing!"

As the little Sith clone reached the apex of his leap, the other clones fired their blasters. Four firey red bolts streaked towards the Punks.

"Duck!" Tenel Ka shouted. But it was too late for tall Lowie, who was struck by a bolt on the top of his head. The scorched fur immediately burst into flames. Running widly in circles, Lowie only ceased his Wookie screams as Anja used her coat to beat out the raging fire.

TBC

Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 3:40 PM
C


Mauul finally started to descend, two red sabers flashing in the air.And when he landed on the ground, the Sith weapon had smashed into Anakin.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 3:50 PM
C

Or rather, had smashed into Tahiri's lightsaber, which was extended above Anakin's head. Raising his own saber, Anakin began to fight the midget Sith, with Tahiri joining in. The air itself seemed to crackle with energy as the four glowing blades traced blurred streaks of light around the combatants.

Realizing that they couldn't get involved without possibly harming their friends, the other Punks settled for attacking the clones of their elders.

Suddenly, each clone produced a lightsaber from under their cloaks. Four blue blades sprang into existance. But for some reason, the Sith began to run away, towards a tall shining building nearby. Taking one last look at Tahiri, Anakin and Mauul, Zekk rushed off with the other Punks, toward the shining structure.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 3:58 PM
C

As he ran, Lowie groaned inwardly at the pain coming from his burnt head.

[Maybe I should have blocked that blaster shot with my lightsaber.]

Finally reaching the building that the clones had entered, Lowie found himself in a long corridor, branching off into three different paths near the end.

"Well," Jaina thought, "There are only four of them, so they couldn't have all gone separate ways. We'll split up. Jacen, you and Tenel Ka go left. Lowie, you and Anja go right. Zekk, you and I will take the middle path. Let's go!"

The Punks ran off.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 4:14 PM
Jacen looked around himself. He was in a large, steel room. Boxes and various mechanical tools were strewn around the floor randomly. The most dominating feature of the room, however, was the enormous window that covered an entire wall. The tranparisteel had black girders holding the panes in place. Beyond the window was a deep vertical shaft that seemed to have no end.

"Hmm...this seems strangely familiar..." Jacen commented.

"This is a fact."

Suddenly, out of the shadows, a dark shape appeared. The mysterious form cast off its cloak...

"Watch out, Jacen, it is Luu-" Tenel Ka was silenced as a large, old computer flew through the air and hit her head. The Dathomiri warrior collapsed like a puppet who had its strings snipped.

"No!" Jacen screamed, raising his lightsaber and charging towards the clone of his uncle.
Luuke's own weapon blocked the blow in a shower of sparks.

TBC



Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 4:18 PM
C

The battle raged from that point, and everyonce in a while Luuke would use the force to send heavy objects hurtling through the air. The last one Jacen dodged smashed through the window, creating a gaping hole.

For some reason, hurricane force winds began to blow. Jacen renewed his attack, sending Luuke tumbling back a step, until he was mere inches away from the jagged opening in the transparisteel.

Then the Punk sliced Luuke's hand off at the wrist.

"Ahhhhhh!" the clone screamed, clutching his bleeding arm.

"LUUKE, I AM YOUR NEPHEW!" Jacen bellowed. "At least, techinicaly."

"What?" the wounded Sith gasped.

Shrugging, Jacen called on the Force to push Luuke out of the window. He fell down, down, down...

|]Stead Seven[|
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 5:57 PM
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jaina and Zekk were fighting Maara.
Zekk kept her occupied blocking and parying, while Jaina looked for a weakness. Zekk started to tire, his lack of strength showing in his eyes. She quickly reinforced his strength with hers, and it helped almost imediatley.
It felt strange, for her to be after someone so familiar...yet, so odd. It was like Maara's insanity was showing in the force.
She went to her left, which led her behind her aunt's clone.She closed her eyes and swung her lightsaber downward, ameaning to cut her opponent in two.She felt a pain flow in the force...but it came not from Maara, but from Zekk.
He cried out in pain, and she opened her eyes to see him fall to the floor clearly wounded... and bad. She had hit him at the shoulder, he had rolled away, but staggared, breaking his ankle in the process.
"HA HA HA!"came the response from Mara who was safely on the other side of the room.

*~* Four *~*
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 7:08 PM
"I have a baaad feeling about this"said Jaina
"don't worry i'm coming"she heard Jacen's thought on her mind (sorry that was like if he was talking but i dont know how to use the word changing icon in here...)
She was blocking Maara's quick dark force speeded thrusts while thinking how long it would take for Jacen to come....








~~**-Cadet-**~~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 7:10 PM
hope that was ok 'cause it was my contribution to the story as a Cadet
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 7:53 PM
[hey Jacen will you come or are you getting just comfortable??/i]hey Jacen will you come or are you just getting comfortable??? thought Jaina because she was geting tired at Maara's tireless attacks
(don't know how to make it just one phrase when in italic or so words yet)
[i'm good, but aunt Mara is better and that means her clone is though/i]i'm good, but aunt Mara is better and that means her clone is though
[i'm coming just hold her or whatever gender you put on a clone off a few more minutes sis!!/i]i'm coming just hold her or whatever gender you put on a clone off a few more minutes sis!!Jacen's thought came back to Jaina
She just hoped she could hold Maara's atacks for a few more minutes.
She wasn't certain she would
Or, for that matter, would.
"as i said before, i have a baad feeling about this"
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 7:56 PM
sorry that all went on italic!!!!
you'll have to figure it out sorry!!

by the way it was:
she wasn't certain she would hold her attacks.
Or, for that matter, could
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 8:00 PM
ooops! i forgot!


~~**-Cadet-*~~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 8:06 PM
<ok, everyone i'm posting!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 8:09 PM
k i'm gonna sleep now see ya all guys tomorrow









~~**-Cadet-**~~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 8:17 PM
*Hang on, Zekk!* cried Jaina through the Force, *Jace's coming, babe! Hang on!* she could feel his Force-presence slowly shrinking...he was dying! Her eyes filled with tears at the thought. *Zekk, a healing trance! GET A HEALING TRANCE!* she screamed in her mind. Maara seemed to have picked up on the thought. Her eyes glinted evilly, and she slashed and battled her way towards the fallen Jedi.
"Not on your life!" said Jaina, and she dove to stop Maara's slash. Time slowed down, and she could see Maara's thrust slowly creeping towards Zekk's torso. She heard herself scream Zekk's name, and she saw him open his bright green eyes and look at her. Calm understanding and pain and turmoil flashed through his eyes all at once. The last emotion she saw flash through his eyes was love before her eyes welled up with tears. Maara's blade slowly continued its course... her blade rising so slowly to meet it, to stop it... and she heard her anguished scream again,"Nooooooo!"
TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 8:21 PM
C
And then, much to her surprise, Jacen's emerald blade dropped to stop it. He landed on his feet right in front of Zekk, and parried every one of Maara's blows. Jaina wanted to help her brother...
*Jaya, it's ok, go to Zekk. I can handle this bimbo!* Jacen said in the Force.
*Thanks, bro..* was her response. She dropped to her knees by Zekk, and kissed him hard before taking him to a med center, leaving Jace battling Maara.
<all done!>
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 21, 2002 8:21 PM
<oops, forgot me rank!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 7:19 AM
Using the Force to levitate Zekk, Jaina ran to the nearest intercomm station on the Sithspit.
"Get a hoverstretcher down here now, it's a medical emergency !" she barked into the comm.
Shortly thereafter, a few medics arrived with a stretcher. Jaina picked Zekk up with the Force and lowered him into the stretcher. Then, the medics wisked Zekk off to the med center, Jaina following close behind.

TCB
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 7:33 AM
Upon arriving at the med center, Zekk was quickly evaluated by a med droid. Grimacing with pain, he tolerated the droid asking queations that really had nothing to do with his injuries.
"Is this necessary? Get on with it, will you!" snarled Zekk.
"Oh, yes sir! This is standard medical protocol which mus-"
"Hurry up or I'll show you some protocol!" cried Jaina.
The droid paused,staring stupidly at Jaina, as if he had been short circuited. Finally, the med droid said
"Very well. Put him under!"
A mask was lowered over Zekk's face. The last thing he remembered was Jaina's deep brown eyes staring worriedly at him. Then he fell into darkness .

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 7:43 AM
Hours later, Zekk awoke to a glorious experience. Jaina was kissing him.
Sensing that he was awake, she pulled back. Brown eyes stared into green eyes and vice versa. Finally, Zekk broke the mood.
"How long was I out?"
"Well," said Jaina," It took about two hours to repair that ankle, and then they put you in a bacta tank for an hour to fix your shoulder. Oh, I'm sooo sorry about hitting you instead of Maara. If I hadn't swung at her, none of this would have happened!"
She kissed him again.
"If this is the way you're going to act, perhaps I should get hurt more often, eh?" teased Zekk, a smirk playing on his lips.
Jaina smiled slyly.
"Maybe!" she said.
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 8:01 AM
A 2-1B croid rolled up to the bed.
"M'am, please stop kissing the patient. Even though the surgery was a success, he is to refrain from any strenuous activity!"
Jaina and Zekk looked at each other, then burst out laughing. Zekk squinted into the corner.
"Hey, isn't that a FX-7?" he asked.
" NEVER say THAT NAME in my presence!" shouted the 2-1B. "And yes, that many-armed, malfunctioning mass of metallic misery is a FX-7 " snarled the droid.
"But this is my sickbay, you hear? MY SICKBAY!" hollered 2-1B at the FX-7.
"And that goes for you too!" cried 2-1B at a passing mouse droid. Then, he turned to Zekk.
"Sir, in an hour and a half, you'll be cleared to leave."
Jaina responded to the news by kissing Zekk. Again.
>Done<
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 1:05 PM
Know what? I spelled droid and ma'am wrong. Oh well. Just saving this thread from page two!
Bad furday's page rescue service brought to you by The Crash Cantina. Bring in a piece of your wrecked ship and one drink's on the house!
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 3:57 PM
>I'll post now! It'l be pathetic, but, oh well. I need something to do!

Nice one, First. "Strenuous activity"? I was particularly fond of the way you did 21-B! I can't believe they took that out of Insider!

And wouldn't it be Maaara? Mara's first clone was Maara. Oh well.<

~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 4:33 PM
21-B just wouldn't leave the two alone. "Ma'am? PLEASE! Stop that, or I'll have to ask you to leave!"

Jaina pulled away to glare daggers at the well-meaning droid. "No, YOU please stop, or I'LL be force to throw YOU out!"

21-B would've gulped if it were posible. "Yes, ma'am! Please forgive the intrusion!"'

Zekk smiled. *That's my girl,* he thought.

Jaina heard him. *Darn right, I'm your girl!*

The very nervous medical droid continued. "By all means; carry on."

They didn't hesitate.

Jacen and Lowie burst through the doors, both sweating profusly and panting. Not seeing the busy couple on the other side of the room, Jacen announced their arrival. "We're back! Everyone's accounted for!"

Much to Zekk's dismay, Jaina stood up and strode to face the duo. She looked first to her brother. Jacen shrank back as lightning seemed to shoot from his twin. "Hey sis. No more clones." He tried his best to keep his voice from cracking.

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 4:34 PM
Jaina reached up to grab the fur around Lowbacca's head; pulled him to her eye level. She shot the same lightning at the much larger being. But she had no fear of the cowering Wookie.

Just when Jacen expected his sister to literally bite off the Wookie's head, she smiled cruelly and put one arm around Lowie and the other around Lowie and spoke in a deadly whisper. "Is anyone dead?" Jacen and Lowbacca shook their heads hurridly.

"Is Anakin mortally wounded? Did you come to bring me his dead, rotting body?"

"Uh. No."

Jaina smiled. "I didn't think so. Now. I'm getting just a little tired of all these interruptions." She pulled the Wookie back down so she could speak to both at the same time.

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 4:35 PM
"Here's a little lesson in human female behavior: you see me and Zekk or whoever else I'm romantically linked kissing like that? You stay away. I'll let you know when I want to talk to you. Got it?"

Jacen and Lowie nodded quickly in submittance.

Jaina smiled again. "Good. I'm glad we understand each other. Now. If you'll excuse me?"

The two humbled males slank from the room.

Zekk chuckled as his girlfriend returned to his side. He smiled at her. "So, where were we?"

Jaina bent to kiss him again, but stopped centimeters away. "Sorry, Ace. Guess you'll have to wait. We do have work to do. We need to find that Minimauul dude and cut him to smaller pieces."

TBC...
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 4:35 PM
Zekk snapped his fingers in diappointment. He smiled inwardly and laid back onto the pillows. "Oh, ow. My shoulder! Oh! It hurts! ouch!" he faked.

Jaina stood back up and put her fists on her hips. "Nice try Slick." She turned to the 21-B. "How long till he's fully recovered?"

"Recovered enough for what?" the droid answered sarcastically. "Apparently he's well enough for you two to fall all over each other like you have been."

"Combat, stupid," she said.

21-B would have shrugged, were he programmed to do so. "Oh, he's fine. Give his ankle a day or so to rest and don't drape yourself to heavily on that shoulder, and he'll be okay."

Jaina dipped into a low, mocking bow. "Why thank you for that. And will there be a premium for your expert opinion?"

"Seventy credits," he said frankly.

Jaina shook her head. "Not happenin'."
podracer838

Total Posts: 876
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 4:37 PM
>All done. I know, it stinks. But I brought Mauul back and took care of the clones the lazy way: they come back and talk about it. I had to really. Bad Furday skipped ahead a few hours. Maybe someone should put in a "debreifing" of sorts to fill the two lovebirds in. But it's Friday night, so I'm not expecting much.<

~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 5:12 PM
Jacen and Lowie were looking for mini-Maaul
"hey Lowie we're always wrong right??said Jacen
"rroworro ror ror"Lowie
"yeah well we didn't know she was on her all romantic reencounter so she should have no reason to get us out of the room!!!"
"Farrawafa Rrawllarf"
"hey in which side are you uh?"
"Rrortaf"
"yeah, that's what i thought so back to bussines now, where did you think Maaul go when he realized all his clones had been cut down to pieces??"
"Rrallarrachin rroloworr fallrrwara trrolrro warrfsaerrr"
"hey you're not helping pal"
so they continued on their job, with Jacen wondering if the silly-because-of-love sis Jaina would think about the remote thought of helping them.
He could only hope so
jainaf

Total Posts: 21
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 5:19 PM
I can't help but laugh at this. I agree that we need something light after all the NJO books. It's getting ridiculous.

I'd love to contribute sometime, but I have to get to the end of what you've written first.
Keep it up.:)
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 6:15 PM
umm i keep forgetting


~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 6:26 PM
15 minutes later they we're still looking for the mini-Maaul
"So Lowie you think he could have got out of the Sithspit when he heard that all his clones failed??"
"Rralrrawf forrlwarr rrowrrorr rralrra"
"yeah but if he's still here we should have found him by now!!!"
"RRofforrowrr ffrrawffarr"
"yep he could be prepping for us to come to his bait but don't you think he would be smart enough to tell us where in blazes he is???"and exactly after he said so...
Come younger-but-taller Jedi I've been waiting for you, but you have to come alone!no other Punks, i only want you


mm, i wonder why only me??
Maybe he thinks i'm the shortest of all!! hehe


~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~


Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 6:29 PM
guys i think you'll have to continue this..

I'm running out of Wookie words

I'll write in 30-45 minutes if no1 does

Tired-but-eager to write!

~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 7:07 PM
As Jacen entered the dim room Maaulk had guided him through, he heard Maaul's voice
"I see you've come younger-but-shorter Jedi, you're braver than i thought!"said Maaul
"yeah well you're even sorter than i thought pal"answered Jacen
"don't ever make funny comments on my shortinness!!!"he was clearly irritated, something Jacen could probably use in the future
"so Maaul why did you summon me?"
"isn't it obvious???"
"actually...NO"
"oh well, i called you 'cause i'll trap you and send you into that machine, it will take out your Talliness and give it to me hahahahaha!!!!!!!"
"great now I'M gonna be the 2 feet tall guy?!?!"
"yes, and i'll be as tall as the real Maul the powerful Sith who killed a Jedi Master!!"
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 7:07 PM
"probably but there's only one bad thing"
"really, which one?"
"you bad guys are all the same!! you can't keep from telling your bad guy plans to others!!, now i know what you want and can defeat you!!"
"How can you ever imagine you ALONE will defeat me!! hahaha"
"yeah well i'll admit if i were alone i would be made pieces by you larger than you lightsaber, but... i'm not alone pal!!"
Suddenly Lowie, Jaina and a just recovered Zek came into the room...

tired-but-eager-to-write

~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 7:10 PM
k guys g2g

keep writin


eager-but-too-tired-to-write

~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 22, 2002 7:14 PM
hey that was my 100 post since i changed name!!
yeehah!

~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
MsSolo

Total Posts: 936
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 10:57 AM
UP!

<I know this a topic 4 the convo thread, but since I'm hear, what happened to Anakin, Tahiri, Lowie and Anja while the others were fighting clones? DId they all go down the same corridor and polish off [Haan and Leeia?]?) Sorry, been reading SbS, too depressed to think of nething new to add>
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 11:32 AM
<i am postin!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 11:36 AM
Jaina wondered why Lowie wasn't with Anja. She strtched out with the Force...and discovered two evil dark presences somewheres on the SithSpit... plus another one somewheres near her twin.
"Zekk, baby, I'd love to stay and chat, but the others are battling Sith clones and I hate to see them lose..." she said.
"Oh, I see, so you'll leave me here while you go off and save the galaxy?" he inquired.
"Yup. Exactly."
"I hate you, Solo." he said teasingly.
"I hate you too!" she replied and then she was gone, racing through the corridors to find Tenel and Anja and Tahiri and Anakin.
TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 11:42 AM
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"Do we really have to do all this fighting?" asked Tahiri," 'Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?'" she sang.
"Uh, yeah, guys,let's all go settle this over a WD-40...wait, no..." replied Anakin.
"Well, it's not like we're gettign anywhere, no one's coming to help and I haven't had a WD-40 in days! I'm going into withdrawl!" exclaimed Tahiri, "Betcha never thought of that! Huh, genius?"
"Uh, no actually the thought had crossed my mind when I had time all to myself to ponder over why you were so rude and irritable, in between fighting evil Sith clones!" he shot back.
"You guys! Is this really getting us anywhere?!" demanded Tenel Ka, "Both of you, my friends, better shut up or time out for both of you!" she spat out.
"Withdrawl for you too?" muttered Anakin under his breath.
"Friend Anakin, I HEARD THAT!" she shouted.
"Not so loud, they'll hear us!" bit out Anja.
"Too late!" two voices said from behind them.
TBC...
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 11:46 AM
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"Spawn of Sith!" cursed Anakin.
"Yes, that'd be us..." said Haan.
"I guess we fight you now to the death?" asked Anja.
"Sounds good to me!" said Leeia.
The Jedi and Sith ignited their blades.
"Are you sure you want to lose to us?" asked Tahiri.
"Bring it on, Jedi brats!" said Leeia.
"Ooh, guys, can I fight too?" said another voice from behind. The clones and Knights whirled to see who was speaking.
"JAYA!" exlciamed Anakin.
"Of course, friend Jaina, I would be honored to fight alongside you!" exclaimed Tenel ka.
"The more the merrier!" added Anja.
<all done!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 3:15 PM
Two hours later, the SSD held two bodies less as Haan and Leeia were thrown out the garbage chute.

"Well, that was easy, now lets get some beer," Jaina stated.

"Good idea, my friend," Anja agreed.

"And some WD-40!" Tahiri added.

"Where are the others?" Anakin inquired uneasily.

"Um...I thought they were taking care of Maaul..." Jaina said.

"Well, they're not any more. I dont see Zekk, Jacen, or Tenel Ka anywhere. I dont see Maaul either," Anakin said dryly.

TBC
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 3:21 PM
The remaining punks searched the Star Destroyer, but, being as big as it was, they soon gave up.

"Giving up so soon?" A voice behind them taunted. "I would think the famous Jedi Punks wouldn't leave their friends to die."

"Hey! We weren't giving up, we were just, uh...waiting for you to come to us!" Tahiri muttered.

"We were waiting for you to come to us," Maaul mocked. "Yeah, and I'm a monkey's uncle."

"What's a monkey?" Anja inquired.

"Shuddup! If you little brats want to see your friends again, one of you have to give your tallness to me! Mwahahaha, I'll be the greatest Sith in the galaxy!"

"I thought you wanted Jacen's tallness," Jaina muttered.

TBC
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 3:24 PM
"Nah, he wont work. His legs are far too crooked, but your legs, Jaina, hmm...they might just do..." Maaul commented.

"Ain't nobody takin' my legs, foo," Jaina cried, and slapped Maaul on the face.

"Hey, what was that for?" Maaul whimpered.

"Go to your room, young, er...um...midget." Tahiri scolded.

"Umm...your little mind tricks wont work on me," Maaul laughed.

"Oh, darn," Anja pouted. "Now what?"

*Done 4 now*
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 4:23 PM
let's go with him he'll take us to Jacen and Lowie

thought Jaina
so they followed mini-Maaul to the talliness-transferring pit.
"Now young Jedi you'll get into that pit and i'll become the most ppowerful sith in history wahahahaha!!!"
"what makes you think being taller will make you the most powerful sith in the galaxy?"
"i don't know, i just said it cuz it fits with the bad guy speech"
"oh"
"So, stop stalling me!!! get into that pit!!!!"
"or else?"
"Your friends will die"
only then did the punks saw a kilometer away Jacen, Lowie and Tenel Ka hanging from a rope above a molten lava pit with ysalamiri surrounding them.
"if you give me your talliness young one, they will live but if you don't, i'll let them fell"
"what now?"
"Get out Jaina save yourself!!!don't save us!"she heard Jacen
"actually bro, that's what i would have done if you were alone there"
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 4:24 PM
"its soo good to be loved"
"but you're not alone"
"Noooooo,reeaaalllyyy??"
"shut up i'm thinking and you guys should do that, too"
"do what" they answered
"the only thing you almost never do, THINK!!!!"
"but that's a difficult one sis" said Anakin
"do it anyeway!!"
"ok i'll try"
"do or do not there's no try!!"

writing-hurridly-cuz-he-wants-to-go-to-the-party-again:
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
don'teatgreenjollyranchers

Total Posts: 1080
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 5:26 PM
"do or do not, what does that even mean"
"it has to mean somthing, yoda said it."
"Dude, quit quoting little green dudes that can't speak good basic"
"Uncle Luke does it all the time"
"uncle Luke also starts nudist's colinies, are you going to do that too?"
"I don't see anything wroung with starting nudist colinies"
".....really?......woah"
don'teatgreenjollyranchers

Total Posts: 1080
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 5:26 PM
~~~cadet06~~~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 23, 2002 9:04 PM
NO PSYCHO JEDI THREADS (EVEN LESS THE STORY ONE) WILL BE ON 2 PAGES!!!!) WELL PROBABLY IT WAS CUZ OF THE PARTY

ANGER-STARTING-TO-FADE:
~~**-CADET SEVEN-**~~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 7:28 AM
"whatever, we're getting out of topic"siad Jaina
"what's the topic?"Anakin
"what have i been telling you?"
"i don't remember.."
"oh well, i guess i'm gonna have to accept tha we're dead guys"said Jacen
"mmm yeah that would be good so we would all get out of here"
"c'mon i didn't mean it just save me!!"
"rroroewwff"
"ok ok calm down"
"how do you want me to calm down with a molten lava pit just under my feet!!!"
"ok then just shut up"
"k"

so guys what do we do?thought jaina
we fight Maaul
no, he'd kill 'em first
that doesn't matter, does it?
IT DOES!!
oh well then one of us distracts him and the other free Jacen and the others and then we finish Mini-Maaul
k





oh-what-a-headache:
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 8:32 AM
<all right, gang i'm postin...>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 8:42 AM
*Now, do I really want to save my friends?* she thought for a moment. *Yea, I guess I do...oh, well, I can always get them back...i guess...* she sighed heavily.
"Ok, Mauul, I'll do it!" she said.
"Really?" he asked.
"Really, really." she responded.
"Oh, goody, I thought I woulda had to have killed your friends and forced you to give to me!" Mauul danced around in complete joy.
*Ok, before, when he was a talkign midget Sith, I was scared, but now that he's a dancing, talking midget Sith i'm petrified!* she said to the Punks. She could hear them all laughing in their minds.
TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 8:46 AM
C
She smiled."So, little dude, are we gonna get this over with or what? And do you know how to shave? You're gonna have to, I won't let you not... and make sure they have a good tan at all times, ok?" Jaina could see the jumping maniac freeze and literally whiten.
"S-s-shave?" He stuttered,"Tan? You-you-you have g-g-g-ot to be ki-ki-kidding me! I'm an evil Sith Lord! I don't shave my legs! Anyone else want to give me their legs?"
Jaina smiled in satifaction.So far, so good.
*Who would he want to take height from now?* she wondered.
*Not me,* said Jacen.
*Please, not me!* said Zekk.
*No way!* said Anakin
and she also heard a long rumble, which translated roughly to be *That piece of Sithspawned mini-shwpi son of a nerf had better not even try!* from Lowbacca. Jaina could sense the relief off of Tenel ka, Anja and Tahiri. She smiled again.
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 9:24 AM
Darth Maaul gave an evil grin and looked at Zekk. "Not you, did you say?"

*How does he know these things* Zekk wondered to the others.

*Easily. You guys are literally SHOUTING through the force. I've been listening to your entire conversation* Maaul thought to them.

"Sith! Now what, guys?" Jaina whispered.

"Give me Zekk, and your friends go free," Maaul stated evily.

"Umm...any ideas, because I DONT REALLY FEEL LIKE BECOMING A MIDGET RIGHT NOW!!!" a now very anxious Zekk screamed.

"No problem. I got it all figured out," Anakin boasted.

TBC
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 9:28 AM
The Punks gave Anakin a weary look.

"Yup, like you had it all figured out when you battled John on Yavin 4?" Tahiri said, smiling sweetly.

"Hey, I really got a plan this time," Anakin defended himself.

"Ok, lets hear it then," Jaina said.

"Right. We tell Maaul that everyone of us here have to shave our legs." Anakin smiled.

"Anakin, my friend, I am hanging above a lave pit without the force, AND THAT IS YOUR PLAN?!?!?" Tenel Ka screamed.

"So, do you like it?" Anakin asked. The rest of the Punks groaned.

~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 9:36 AM
"rreeally, you figured out something in your life Anakin?????"said Jaina
"yep"
"so Maaul you don't want to shave your legs right?"
"no i don't"
"but think about it maaul, if you get legs then you would be out of proportion.. your legs would be normal but everything else would still be small"
"i hadn't thought it that way..."
"i'm sure you hadn't"
"ok then i'll take everything from him and leave him completely samll and me completely tall mwuahahahahaha!"
"very good bro"said Jaina
"ooops"
"but then Maaul, don't you like it being small? i mean you would not take attention from any1 and your enemies would understimate you pal"said Jaina
"yeah i guess you're right then i'll kill 'em and then kill you anyway mwuahahahhaha!!"
"greatly one sis" said Anakin
"oh, shut up! don't you see i freed the others?"
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 9:37 AM
'cause while Jaina and Anakin stalled Maaul, Zekk and Tahiri had gone to where Jacen and the others where being held and had released them.
"now Maaul, what were you saying?"asked Jaina

wow-i-finished:
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 9:39 AM
oops, i didn't read the TBC i'm sooo sorry Jaina

how-could-i've-been-so-stupid?(smacks himself in the head)
~~**-cadet Seven-**~~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 10:37 AM
<ok, i will post again!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
Emp. Dan

Total Posts: 621
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 10:41 AM
"Well you could say we like it," Jaina said.

"Really!" Anakin said excitetidly.
"NO!" They all yelled.
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 10:56 AM
"Jedispit!" cursed Mauul.
"Jedispit? Did hear him right? Jedi SPIT?! Oh, brother..." muttered Tahiri. Jaina burst out laughing, "Jedispit? Oh, that's a good one!" she laughed, and Jacen was wiping tears of mirth from his eyes.
"Hey, guys, i-i-it's n-n-not that funny! S-s-stop laughing at m-m-m-me!" stuttered Mauul.
The Punks all caught on, and they laughed and pointed and rolled on the floor. Mauul burst into tears.
"No! Stop! D-d-don't laugh at m-m-me!" he wiped big tears from his eyes. He ran as fast as his little legs could carry him.
The Punks hadn't calmed down,so Tahiri asked,"Hey, guys, are we going to let him get away that easily?"
"Jedispit! JEDI SPIT!" laughed Jaina.
"Uh, he's gone guys. We can stop now." said Tahiri.
Everyone else was laughing so hard they couldn't breathe. Tahiri went over and slapped Anakin hard on the cheek.
"Ow! What was that for?" he asked, rubbing his cheek.
"He's gone, you idiot! You can stop laughing now!" she shouted.
"Oh."
TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 10:56 AM
C
Later on, after everyone had calmed down, Jacen asked, "OK, so now, he's gone...now what do we do?"
"Ya know, dear brother, we haven't ahd a concert for awhile..." said Jaina.
"Yea! Where do we go to?" asked Anja.
"Coruscant!" said Zekk.
"Dathomir or Hapes!" said Tenel Ka.
"Tatooine!" said Tahiri.
and Lowie roared. Emteedee translated, 'Master Lowbacca wishes to go to Kashyyyk."
"Corellia!" said two voices from behind. THe Punks whirled to see Valin and Jysella Horn standing in the doorway.
TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 10:57 AM
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"Val! Jysie! Oh my stars! How astral! How are you guys!" squealed Tahiri. Everyone rushed to embrace the two kids. Valin quickly explained what they had been up to, and the Punks briefly briefed them on their most recent adventures.
"So, are we in again?" asked Valin.
"Most definately!"said Jaina.
"All RIGHT!" exclaimed Tahiri.
"This called for a party!" shouted Anakin.
"That woudl be most wise, friend Anakin." commented Tenel Ka.
<all done!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 10:58 AM
<hey, we're coming up on our 1000th post! thsi is gonna call for one huge party in the convo thread! i can't wait! :D>

*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
don'teatgreenjollyranchers

Total Posts: 1080
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 11:18 AM
After way to many drinks, the party ended.
"So, where's our next gig?"Valin asked.
The punks looked at each other. They didn't have a next gig.
"Let's go to Coruscant, we'll see what we can dig up" Jacen said.
The punks nodded, and they set corse for Coruscant.

Imperial city. The punks landed on one of the many platforms, and serched the clubs for a job. After tuning up absolutely nothing in a couple of clubs, they went to a smaller one. One that none of them had ever heard of. Anakin, Jacen and a few other pnks imediately left for the bar while Jaina talked to the owner.
Ka Ti Mak

Total Posts: 333
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 1:07 PM
Jaina used the force to persuade the owner to let them have "free" drinks since they are such a famous band.
As she was brinign them back to the rest of her bandmates Jacen said "Ya know Jaina, this isn't right.Uncle Luke always said not to use the force for your own personal gain an-"
He was cut off by a loud rumble from Lowie which was followed by a shower of dirty napkins from everyone else sitting at he table.
TBC
Ka Ti Mak

Total Posts: 333
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 1:48 PM
C
"Hey!!" Jacen yelled after a particulary gooey green napkin hit him right in the ear.
"I don't have to sit here and take this!!" and with that he stood up and begain chucking napkins back. He made sure not to hit Tenel Ka, well... at least not with any gooey ones.
Just then someone yelled "Food Fight" and this promted a chain reaction of customers from all over the bar to join the battle by throwing any substance in sight. The girls instantly ducked under the tables for cover, but not before they grabbed their drinks.
"I hate food fights" moaned Jysie. "This is a fac-" Tenel Ka started to say but was drowned out by the sudden apperence of a slimy soup around her mouth. TBC
Ka Ti Mak

Total Posts: 333
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 1:49 PM
C
She looked around to catch the culprit and saw Anakin's eyes widen in suprise as he saw her face and fell to the floor laughing. She spat it out and yelled "This is it!!" and started hureling food around from the protectiveness of the table.
<ok done, sorry that took so long i accidentally deleted it, grrr>
~*Cadet Three*~
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 2:13 PM
Tenel Ka used the Force to aim some Blue Goo she found at Anakin. It flew towards him at awesome speed.

Anakin's mouth was open...and the goo flew right in...hard.

He started choking on the expanding goo.

The Crowd, upon seeing this all stopped what they were doing.

"ANAKIN!"

Tahiri ran towards him at full speed, and plopped down at his side.

The last thing he saw in his conciousness, was his girlfriend's sad eyes.

*~* Four *~*
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 3:02 PM
"Now look what you did, Tenel Ka. You know, you're always trying to find a way to kill my boyfriend. I think you're just jealous! I hate you! I dont want her in the band, guys. Either you drop her, or I go!" Tahiri screamed.

"Hey, take it easy, girl, you're drunk," Jaina soothed.

"Am not! I-I...," Tahiri burst out crying and huged the unconciouss Anakin tightly.

"We need to get her away from him, guys," Jacen said. The punks pryed the devastated Tahiri off Anakin, then brought him to a medical center. Jaina took Tahiri up to their hotel rooms, and forced her to remain in bed until she was free of alcohol.

TBC...
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 3:04 PM
"Let me go!" Tahiri screamed.

"No, not until you're sober," Jaina said sternly.

"NOOO!!! Not sober! Please, anything but sober! Just kill me," Tahiri sobed, trying to fight Jaina. Jaina, thinking quickly, sent Tahiri into a deep sleep, then tied her to the bed just incase she woke up soon.

~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 4:06 PM
Jacen, Zekk, and Lowie took Anakin to the Med center.When they arrived they caused a mess.

Various medical droids examined his body, which lie on a hoverstrecther. One asked Jacen what happened. He explained while watching Anakin's monitors.

"We were in a cantina when..."

Anakin's heart rate was slowing.

*beep....beep.....beep*

"...some goo got caught in his throat..."

*...................*

"He's stoppped breathing. Bring him to the Emergency Room." barked a factual med droid.

"Anakin!" *hang on* Jacen yelled. The latter through the Force.

Lowbacca moaned.

"I'll call your parents, and Master Luke" a worried Zekk said, trying to do anything to help.

Lowbacca roared a suggestion, which Emteedee translated too politely, and in a way too prissy voice.

TBC
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 24, 2002 4:07 PM
"Master Lowbacca suggests calling Mistress Jaina."

"It's In the plan!" said Zekk, angry at the droid, not his friend.

Jacen was too worried to bother with the droid, and to kill whomever had fixed it. He decided to save that for later.

*~* Four *~*
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 5:40 AM
Zekk went off to make the calls, and the others went to the waiting room to wait until a droid came out to tell them how Anakin was. Jacen jumped up every time a droid entered, but it wasn't until two hours later, when all the punks and the Solos were crowded in the small room, that they got results.

"Anakin is going to be just fine," the droid announced. Everyone in the room sighed.

"Thank the makers," Han muttered, getting funny looks from everyone else.

"Um,...Dad, I think you've been around Threepio too much," Jaina stated.

The droid looked at the two with a blank look on his face. "Anakin will need to stay here for one week for tests."

"One week? Without Anakin, we can't have any concerts, so what are we supposed to do for one whole week?" Tenel Ka asked.

~*:)*~ SFP One ~*:)*~
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 5:50 AM
"ONE WEEK BECAUSE HE CHOKED WITH A LITTLE FOOD???????"Jaina said
"yeah, it was no big deal"said Tenel Ka
"yeah lady,but i have to make him stay here cuz if he gets out its 95% probable that you make another party and he'd really die then"
"hmmm, what do you guys say, we let him here and save him without nothing to do..
or we take him out, he dies but we have fun??"
"we take him out"
"we stay"
"rrororowewwffrr"
"stay with me!!!"
"let's get out!"
"SHUT UP!"said Leia"i've got an idea, Han and me stay and you go to your concert"
"Tahiri will want to stay..."
"no won't"interrupted Tahiri who had just came down"i'm completely sober now and prefer to go on a concert with you than staying here taking care of him"
"thanks, girl"said anakin
"SHUT UP!!!"all said
"so mom then we get out..bye!"said Jaina
and the punks got out enroute to their next cponcert (without Anakin)
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 5:51 AM
ooops i forgot:

how-could-i-have-forgotten???:
~~**-Cadet seven-**~~
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 1:43 PM
** posting will now commence **

-=-=-= Stead Six =-=-=-
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 2:06 PM
Back on the SithSpit, the Punks sat around discussing where they were going to go on their latest tour.

Anakin always thought of the craziest ideas, and he wasn't with them - so at least they would get a sensible tour this time. They had never forgiven him for that time he planned the biggest show of their tour to be on Dagobah.

"We want to get to as many of our homeworlds as possible" said Jaina

"Yeah," said Jacen, "we've had a lot of bad press recently"

TBC...
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 2:17 PM
"Might have had something to do with all those people you've been killing" suggested Valin, who had finally managed to catch up with the Punks after accidently being sold as a slave on a trip to Nal Hutta (it's a long story).

"But they were all Sith, who were trying to kill US!" explained Jaina

"The HoloNet twists every news story they get into their own little fantasy" grumbled Zekk

"So anyway, how about Kashyyyk?" said Valin

Lowie growled in agreement

"I hope that 'Burger Emperor' place is still there" Valin said

"Yeah and the WD-40 in that cantina was excellent!" added Tahiri.

The other Punks rolled their eyes.

TBC...
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 2:35 PM
"So that's one place" said Jaina.

"Well," said Zekk, " I propose that we start at Bespin and follow the Corellian Trade Spine as far as Corellia, then switch to the Corellian Run up to Coruscant. Then we can follow the Perlemian Trade Route as far as Brentaal, where we could cross over to the Hydian Way and carry on to the Corporate Sector. Obviously stopping at every inhabited system along the way."

When Zekk had finished he realised everyone was staring at him funny.

"What?" he asked.

Everyone remained silent, except throught the Force the heard Valin and Tahiri thinking 'Well that's Kashyyyk out the window then'.

"How did you come up with that?" asked Tenel Ka

"I dunno, I just thought of it..." replied Zekk

"Well seeing as that's the only sensible suggestion we've had so far, I suppose we'll go with that then." said Jaina

The rest of the Punks agreed - it saved them thinking too much themselves.

TBC...
Corran_Horn2

Total Posts: 342
Date Posted: Feb 25, 2002 2:51 PM
hmmm, Beeurd if you're gonna put TBC then make the last part quickly
i want to post but you've put TBC so i don't want to take out what you've done but then make it quick

or-at-least-make-it:
~~**-Cadet Seven-**~~
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