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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 4:48 PM
Tenel Ka gave Jacen a sympathetic look, and went running after Tahiri. She found her, hurling rocks at a dumpster with the force.

"Tahiri..."

"You believe him don't you!"

"What happened?"

"I was bringing him food, like usual, when he stood up grabbed me and kissed me."

"Okay, what did you do?"

"I took out my blaster and stunned him. I can't cheat on Anakin, I love him!"

"Why didn't you tell him what happened?"

"I had already taken care of it...or so I thought."
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 4:49 PM
<almost done!>
Tahiri lay on her cot, tears streaming down her face. John was lying, she knew it! So, maybe I wasn't completely faithful to Ani, but he wasn't supposed to know! Now her life was ruined! She sobbed and screamed.
***
Anakin got onto a transport bound for Corellia. He figuered from there, he'd take a short hop to Commenor and hide on a jungle moon. He sat down in a chair, and couldn't hold back the tears any longer. Thsi whole thing was a demented, twisted, sick story! To learn that Tahiri, and John...! And to learn all this seconds before they sealed their vows, and seeing his fiancee stand there, not denying any of the accusations.. He knew the truth in her eyes, and he hated her. He hated her almost as much as he hated John... He drifted off into a restless sleep, full of nightmares. He woke up, and decided to look into a jungle colony where he could hide out, forever. He laid back and sighed. This was the worst day of his life.
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 4:50 PM
<oops, my bad... sorry, I thought that was just a little too nasty for me, cuz that means my Tahiri was just, well wrong, and i had to fix it before it went totally gross....:D>
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tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 5:01 PM
<rogueeleven, sorry about that Tahiri bit, I didn't realize you'd posted that till just now..... so,just adjust the story as necesary.... :D *~*~*~Two*~*~*~>
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 5:10 PM
No, It's my fault, but it fits nicely,...after the talk with Tenel Ka, Tahir wet to her room and cried...or whatever you put.

:^) Four (^:
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 9:45 AM
Anakin set the brochure down. "Yes," he thought to himself, "just what I need." He decided he had had enough of punk rock, and needed a religious experience.

---

Two days later, he bought a ticket and stood in a line several hundred life forms long. He could feel excitement all around him. He reassured himself that this was just what he needed. He was going to Ylesia.

~*:(*~ SFP One ~*:(*~
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 12:14 PM
The situation was so confusing that the punks, which were left with good mental, condition to meet to discuss the whole situation.

As they called the meeting together Han and Leia joined Jacen, Jaina, Tenel Ka, Lowie. Jysella and Valin were both so terrified about the things happened they could hardly speak.

Everybody was talking at the same time to tell them his or her news. Han was the one who said "All right everybody settle down. We can't do anything when we are talking all at once. First tells us Leia what she found out and then we gonna drink a beer to get relief from her news and so we gonna do it with everyone of y'all."

That settled it Leia told them about the Holoshroud and Tanjia. And as Han promised they went to the next bar and drank one beer, one beer? no they drank severals but after an hour they sat back down.

TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 12:29 PM
C
Now it was Jacens turn to tell the news. He told them that Anakin has left with a
X-Wing and jumped in to lightspeed. The ground crew could not tell where he left.

Jaina had nothing new to contribute and then told Tenel Ka about what Tahiri said what happened that morning.

Finally everybody was up to date and now the started discussing what to do.

"We got to find Anakin right now" said Jaina upset "probably he is in life danger, or he needs our comfort."

"Easy now start thinking the galaxy has a few million planets, remember? we could start now and search everyone of these planets and just use one hour per planet, we would still be working in approximately 500 years." Stated Ka sarcastically" And in order to find Anakin we would have to set Mara Skywalker in charge, and i don't wanna loose Ani."

TBC




Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 12:31 PM
C

"Yeah right in both points, but did you think about the small word , in this case slightly important word 'force'?" Said Jacen" slightly angry in defense of his sister. As he realised that he hurt his friend he went over said he is sorry and gave her al long hug.

-~+(0_0)Stead five(0_0)+~-
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 1:06 PM
"What about Tahiri?" Tenel Ka asked "she could use some help too."

Confusion and uncertainty spread through the force.

"Uhhh...."

"Fine...you can tell her yourself that you're just gonna abandon her..." Tenel Ka said as she stormed off to get Tahiri.

Twenty Minutes later, Tenel Ka returned with Tahiri.

Tahiri's face was red from crying, and her eyes were filled with tears.

Her nervousness, and desparity flowed through the force. Aparently, she had lost control of her inner-shields.

She was still wearing the gown she had on hours before...at the alter.

*~* Four *~*
Ka Ti Mak

Total Posts: 333
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 1:21 PM
Meanwhile, on Yelsia Anakin was seriously reconsidering his decision to become deeply religious. I wasn't so much the mining, or the services (ok he had to admit, those were getting hard to resist) that bothered him. But the mold was really starting to get under his skin, literally.
Ka Ti Mak

Total Posts: 333
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 1:23 PM
Oops, sorry i 4-got my rank
~*Cadet03*~
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 1:28 PM
She quetly sat down at the table, in between Jaina and Tenel Ka. With Zekk on Jaina's other side, and Jacen next to Tenel Ka...Leia next to Jacen...and Han, then ...Lowie, next to Valin...then, Jysella...back to Zekk. (Wheww! Confusing.)

After a few moment of silence...Han spoke up.

"Why did you do this to my son?" asked Han

"Dad," said Jaina "Let her tell her story."

Tahiri timidly repeated what she told to Tenel Ka...and the negative feelings ...flowing through the force, quickly changed to an atmosphere of thankfulness, and regret. They were all very sorry, for the way they treated her...and/or thought about doing to her.

*~* Four *~*
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 3:11 PM
Murder-Free for the Last 7 Days!

Anakin stared at the large sign on the wall of the Ylesian Complaint Office. Striding through the large brass doors, he grabbed the nearest aide by his neck.

"I want to talk to Zeris. Now." Anakin snarled. The terrified Chadra-Fan ran off to find the Head Priest of Ylesian Colony 1. Since the destruction of the original colonies nineteen years ago, the new management decided that reducing the number of "Pilgrims" on the planet would keep the risk for another attack at a minimum. Anakin was one of about one-hundred Pilgrims on the entire planet.

The small Chadra-Fan returned.

"Uh...Z-Zeris w-w-will see you now...sir." he squeaked.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 3:13 PM
"Ah, Anakin. What brings you to my office on this fine morning?" Zeris rumbled as Anakin stood in front of his desk.

Zeris was a t'landa Til. With four tree-trunk legs and a large horn on his forehead, Zeris looked much like his uncle Teroenza, the deceased head of the first Ylesian colony.

"Zeris, I've had it with this mudball of a planet!" Anakin growled, banging his hand on the table for emphasis. He immediately regretted it as his still healing cuts were reopened by the mahogany wood.

"Well, I do not approve of your decision...But I may be willing to aid you, for a price. What is it you desire?" Zeris said.

"I want out of here. Anywhere is better than Ylesia. Anywhere."

"Is that right? Well, with a down payment of 5000 credits, we may be able to arrange a ship to take you to another planet."

"5000 creds! Are you insane?"

"Don't push me, Anakin. 5000 credits. Take it or leave it."

"Fine, fine..."

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 3:16 PM
C

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"HO-ho-ho..." the hutt's laugh echoed around the audience hall on Nal Hutta, "You want a job? Piloting?"

"Yes, your excellency. I'm a good pilot. I'm Han Solo's son."

"Oh, really? Do you have a ship?"

"Well, I've have an X-Wing, and I recently acquired a Skipray Blastboat. A Duros piloted it here, but on the trip he got anoying, so I-"

"Ho! I always like a pilot who's willing to get his hands dirty!"

"Actually, I gave him a couple of creds and rented him a room for the night at a hotel, to compensate for stealing his ship."

"Oh. Still, I do have a job for you. I'd like you to ferry a few Gands to Korriban. They need a secluded place to practice they're act."

"Korriban! That place was an ancient stronghold for the Sith!"

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 3:17 PM
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"The what? I don't need details. Just get them off of my hands. I'll give you twenty thousand unmarked creds."

"Oh, fine...What do they need to practice, anyway?"

"Their shockball team, of course!" Pulling back a curtain, the Hutt revealed five Gands with shirts that said, "The Findsmen".

"Gand is happy to meet your acquaintence." one Gand commented.

"Oh, no..." Anakin groaned.

|]Green Two[| I'm done for now.
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 4:15 PM
Soon later Anakin was piloting the ship away from Nal Hutta, with the Gands.

Anakin could sence through the Force that something was not quite right with his passengers.
And they were in the back cabin whispering secretly to eachother.

"So why do you want to go and practice on Korriban?" he asked

"Erm... Why do you ask?" said one of the Gand.

"Just interested" Anakin told them

"You don't need to know" said another one, waving his hand in the classic gesture of a Jedi Mind trick.

Anakin pretended it has affected him. "I don't need to know" he said.
So! At least that one was a Jedi! Or more likely a Sith!

But what are they up to? Anakin wondered.
Little did he realise how soon he was going to find out...


-=-= Green Lead =-=-
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 5:25 PM
Back in the Hapes cluster the punks and parents ended their meeting with the idea that everybody should write a resolution of the Anakin problem.

They had to go that way because after they brought up the question how to find him, they started argueing again.

After they came back together they all had made up their minds and started telling the others plamets where they think Anakin could be.

Jaina came up with the idea "He could be in coruscant, there are so many people he could be undiscovered for month."

"Good thought, but are you sure that Anakin wants tto be among so may people. i think he more would go to a jungle planet, where he is alone" brought Jacen in"for example Dathomir, it is a jungl world we havent been to and it is not too close to our normal route."

"Umm, well probably he did it like me and..."

TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 5:36 PM
"Han no, he isn't that crazy, he would not kidnapp anybody like you, just because there is somebody who messed with your girlfriend. By the way i would love to have a lonely talk with prince Isolder."

"You thought so ..."

"Hush Han there are more important things to talk about" Said Leia, obviously having trouble to control herself.

"Ok guys, lets put everything else aside. We need to find Anakin" Said Mara coming into the door."What about we make small groups of 2 people, which start searching on the different planets for anakins force presence."

"Great idea, could have been from me, that's what i meant all the time." Chatted everybody in the round.

Mara spoke up again" Any questions about the mission and the groups?"

"In which group am i in?" asked Tahiri.

"I my group, what did you think?"

TBC



Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 5:41 PM
Mara continued, "Ok here are the systems we gonna check out:Tahir and i are going to Coruscant and surrounding planets, Jacen, Tenel Ka you are going to Koornacht cluster, Han and Leia are going to Correlia, i don't think he is there but in case you'll find him. Zekk and Jaina you are going to the Hutt space, i don't think he is that stupid but when its come to love sickness some people go crazy..."

"Stop it Mara i think we had that already. Good plan Mara. But we need more ships. Ok that was my fault , of course we wil ask Isolder for one ship i think he can do that." Stated Leia slightly confused.

And so they all went to their ships, Han and Leia took the Falcon, Jacen and Tenel Ka took the Drunk Punk, Jaina and Zekk took Isolder ship the Dragon Heart, and mara herself took Karrde's Smuggler's Dream.

Everybody was now on a journey to find Anakin or his presence.

*I am done*

-~+(0_0)Stead Five(0_0)+~-
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 8:45 PM
Mara steered the Smuggler's Dream out of the landing area.

She was a bit irritated about the fact that she is now searching a boy that she,tried to kill a few weeks ago, but now with all his troubles she felt kind of a piti for this young man.

Tahiri thought about Anakin too, but something made her more problems. She needed her WD40. Since they arrived on Hapes she hadn't drink anything but 2 bottles.

But the crisis with Ani brought up all her own needs, and WD40 was certainly one of them.

She concentrated her whole power and sent a message to Anakin" Ani where are you, help me i need WD40". Nothing came back, and so she sat frustrated and watched Mara punching in the coordinates for Coruscant.
***
Meanwhile Jacen and Ka were trying to find anything of importance about the Koornacht cluster. The Drunk Punk was not the best equipped ship and secondly not the most actual data bank.

*TBC please help me in the convo thread*

(0_0)Stead Fast Five(0_0)

tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 12, 2002 8:50 PM
Anakin sat in his chair, behind him the Gands who were talking. It was beyond hard to tell who was talking to who...
"Gand wonders if Gand will pass Gand the pepper?"
"Gand will pass pepper to Gand."
"Thank you Gand.
"Welcome Gand.
"Did any Gand here the joke about two Gands who walk to a bar? The Gand turns to Gand and says,'Hey, Gand!' and the other Gand goes,'Yo,Gand my Gand! Whassup!'..."
Anakin moaned inwardly. 'Anakin hates taking Gand. NO! SITH! I! I! ME! I hate traveling with Gand!' he could barely keep from poundin his head against the wall. All this talkin in 3rd person was insane!
"Anakin wonders where Gand would like to set down?" Anakin said, slappin himself inwardly.
"Uh,Gand recommends the Easter Plateau."
"No, Gand suggests that the West Sea is better."
"No, Gand my friend, Gand is corre-"
"No, Gand, friend of Gand, a friend of Gand..."
Anakin screamed inwardly.'Never,EVER AGAIN WILL I PILOT GANDS!' he told himself.'THIS IS JUST TOO SITH!'
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 12:16 PM
Anakin just put the ship down, even though all the Gand told him to put it down in completely diffrent places. As the ship powered down, so did their talking.
"Anakin would like the Gand to get off his ship." Anakin said.
"Gand would like to stay here."
"Yes, Gand my friend, Gand should have landed over by the north sea."
"Yo, Gand! Friend of Gand, Gand should have put down over near the..." amd so they continued arguing. Anakin secretly slipped back into the cargo hold of the modified freighter. He got in his x-wing and was powering up when one of the Gand wandered back towards his ship. They took out a blaster and started shooting at some of the more delicate peices of his ship. Anakin let out a yell and put up the deflecter sheilds. As the durasteel ceiling began to cave in, the Gand pulled out blood red lightsabers. Anakin ignored them and took off for Coruscant, where he could start a new life.
~^~^SF Lead^~^~
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 12:28 PM
But wait a second a new life on Coruscant? For a new start he needed sdoem money, the money from the hutt.

He tried to remeber when he should get the rest of the money he earned on the mission.
He had only gotten 5000 credits. \

At that moment he realized hi mistake. The gands should paid him at arrival on Korriban.

"That's literally sithspawn." Went to his mind,"i can't go back down there,can i."

He went to the bar of the ship and took a long drink of a whiskey bottle.

That gave him 'Power',"Oh yes i can go back down there, sith gand can stop Anakin of getting his money."

He mde 180 degrees turn and prpared the ship for a attack.

-~+(0_0)FiVe(0_0)+~-
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 12:30 PM
The Skipray Blastboat slowly descended towards Korriban.

"Okay, so a Gand and a Gand walk into a bar, and the Gand say, 'Gand is pleased to-'"

Anakin shut the cockpit door in disgust. He felt like he wanted to explode! Five days of "Gand this," and "Gand that,".

"That's it," Anakin muttered. "Once these Gands hop out, I'm blastin' off and never coming back. They can rot here."

Back in the Gand room, the Gand was finishing the joke.

"So the Gand says, 'That's not a Gand, it's a Gand!'" All the Gands had a mighty guffaw. Then the ship began to rumble.

"At last! Gand has arrived at Korriban! Let Gand open the door for you."

"Gand is too kind."

As the hatch opened, the Gands immediately covered their faces when a gust of sand blew in.

"Gand does not enjoy sand!" one Gand exclaimed.

"Okay, shut up and get out." Anakin ordered.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 12:32 PM
Never mind that last post...looks like I was too late.

|]Green Two[| or |]Stead Seven[|
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 1:07 PM
Jaina and Zekk sat in the cockpit, of the Hapan ship Dragon Heart.they sat in awe as the stars turned to starlines...they had entered hyperspace.

TBC
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 1:08 PM
Jaina got up and went to the passenger compartment. She ploped down on the soft bunk. She needed to think. Her brother was never this emotional before. It was very uncharacteristic of him to run away from his problems...he always faced them head on. She hoped was afraid he might be in danger, somehow.

"Don't worry," a voice said, reading her mind. "Anakin will be alright."

Jaina turned to face Zekk, and smiled. She hadn't realized that she let her shields down, and left them where they were. Zekk came over and sat next to her on the bunk.

She couldn't help but worry, what if they couldn't find Anakin?

"We'll find him." Zekk said as he took hold of her hand. "Soon, Tahiri and Anakin will be together again."

"But what if he chooses not to believe her?" Jaina asked.

"He'll believe her, he'll have to," He said smiling. "And then they'll be as happy as we are."

At that momment she couldn't help but kiss him .

*~* Four *~*
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 1:14 PM
Tenel Ka and Jacen went searching for Anakin on Dathmoir. Tenel Ka knew the planet better then Jacen did, and he had trouble keeping up with her when she was climbing or running or doing things that required athletic abilites. So she slowed her pace down, and he sped his up. Very soon, they had gotten o her clan and borrowed some rancors. They rode thos around the place, reaching out with the force to find Anakin. But all that was on the planet were a bunch of force-strong women.
"Tenel, he's not here." Jacen told her. Tenel Ka just sort of ignored him.
"And?" she asked.
"And so we're wasting our time. I wonder how Jaina and Zekk are doing." Jacen said. Tenel Ka ignored him some more. This was rare, that any of the punks ignored one another.
"Well, then, what are we waiting for?" she repeated Jaina's phrase. Jacen smiled.
"Hey, have I told you the one about the rancor, the Jedi, and the politican who all walked into a bar?" he asked.
"Yes you have. Many times." she said.TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 1:19 PM
C
"okay then. How about the one with the drunken Imperials?" Jacen asked. Tenel Ka shook her head. So Jacen went on to tell one of the best (worst to the people listening) jokes he had ever told in his life. And Tenel Ka promised to make his life very short if he ever told the joke again.
They took a ship back to Kshyyyak (sp?) where Tahiri and Mara were waiting. They reported what they had found-- nothing.


(sorry, Rogue!
I didn't know you were posting! Lucky our posts fit together!)

~^~^Sf Lead^~^~
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 1:35 PM
The Skipray Blastobat hurtled down through the atmosphere at attack speed.

"That's it! Those Gands are gonna pay! Literally and figuratevly!" Anakin screamed, drunk as a donkey that is drunk. And that's pretty drunk, I don't mind telling you.

Finally, Anakin located the Gands, straggeling along their way to the Valley of the Dark Lords. Damping the thrusters, the Blastboat made a rough landing directly in front of the Gand party.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 1:41 PM
C

Hopping out of the ship, Anakin pointed a blaster rifle at the startled Gands.

"Okay, give me my money. Now." the angry Solo growled.

"But-but wait! Gand has not yet shown Anakin the many riches and treasures of Korriban!" the Gands shouted as a chorus.

"What? Treasure? Here?" Anakin's eyes gleamed with greed.

"Oh yes!" the Gands continued, "Gand has heard that this place is home to untold wonders!"

"Hmm...okay, how about this. You take me to this treasure, and if I get enough, that'll be your fee. Deal?"

"Deal!" the Gands sang.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 1:47 PM
C
----

Five minutes later, Anakin stood at the edge of darkness. Well, it was nighttime, so that made sense. But beyond the darkness, incredible thing rested in the Valley of the Dark Lords.

Huge stone monoliths representing fallen Dark Lords loomed over the numerous ziggurats, guarding them for all eternity.
In the distance, Anakin thought he could make out what seemed to be sculptures of large blue beasts.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go get that treasure!" the Punk exclaimed.

In but a moment's notice, the treasure party was trudging through piles and piles of rotted bones that littered the valley floors.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 1:53 PM
C

"Uh...Pilot Anakin, what are these bones?" one Gand voiced quietly.

"Oh, probably just treasure hunters who didn't succeed." Anakin replied nonchalantly.

"There seem to be quite a few of these bodies. And all the hunters seem to have been in large amounts of pain when they died." the Gand noted.

"Well, until now, none of the hunters were Jedi."

Feeling a little more secure, the Gand leaned on one of the blue beast statues for support.

The statue turned around and bit his arm off.

"Hey! These aren't statues!" Anakin cried as the Gand screamed in pain.

More and more statues came alive, sinuously prowling towards Anakin's group.

"Need Gand say it?" a Gand muttered,

"Say what?" Anakin replied, pulling out his blaster rifle.

"Oh no!"

|]Stead Seven[|
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 1:55 PM
Although Zekk was calm, he was a little scared too. He hoped Jaina wouldn't notice.He wanted to comfort her, he didn't want her to be worried They had been friends for years. And Although he liked even loved Jaina...he didn't think it would ever be more than that. He was extremely surprised when Jaina kissed him. But The surprise was welcome. Very welcome! He kissed her back. He felt wonderful, and reached out and embraced Jaina, he didn't want the momment to end.

*~* Four *~*
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 2:22 PM
Jace. Jacen. Where are you? Jaina. I need help. Tahiri. I'm in trouble. Anyone but a Sith! Help! Help!!!! Anakin woke up with a start. He was lying on the ground of the bone littered cave. The statue thingys couldn't reach him there.

~_~_~_~_SF Lead_~_~_~_~
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 2:30 PM
Anakin felt a bit woozy, he had bumped his head hard and was in pain. He tried to gather his wits about him and examine his surroundings. He knew he couldn't go back outside as thouse big blue things would attack him so he decided to investigate the cave. It went back quite a ways...
Anakin wished he had a light source. It was getting very dark in the cave. Suddenly, he realised what a fool he had been.
"What a fool I've been!" he exclaimed. "I'll just light my lightsabre!"
So he did.
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 2:35 PM
C.

The cave seemed to go for miles. The floor was littered with the remains of bodies. Anakin wasn't worried though. He was a Jedi. He could handle anything.
Suddenly Anakin stumbled over something. Using the lightsabre to see what it was he realised it was just another body. Something caught his eye, though, something metallic. He bent down to pick it up. It was a lightsabre! Anakin peered at the base to see the inscription of whose it was...
"Oh, no!" he cried. "Uncle Luke's!"
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 2:41 PM
Anakin was very worried now. Was this Uncle Luke's remains...? He looked at the inscription on the lighsabre again. Relief flooded over him. It wasn't Luke Skywalker's lightsabre after all! He had misread in the bad light. It actually said 'Property of Luka Skyworker'.
"Oh well." said Anakin. "At least it wasn't an important Jedi!"
He continued on. Something on the left-hand wall caught his eye. It was writing! Anakin read it slowly...
'If though wishes to pass, though must face the Oracle! He is not much further...'
Anakin was intrigued. What Oracle? And pass onto where? He went on...
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 2:48 PM
Suddenly Anakin noticed a light ahead. He walked faster, curious as to what it was.
"Hello there, Anakin Skywalker!" said a hight-pitched voice suddenly.
A man stepped into the light. He was old and bedraggled.
"How do you know my name?" asked Anakin.
"I know everything!" exclaimed the man.
"Really?" said Anakin, curious. "Tell me my future, then!"
"Umm, let me see..." said the man. "I see great danger for you and your species. I see aliens called... Yellowham Mong! They will cause you much trouble and you..." The man stopped.
"What?" said Anakin.
"Oh, nothing." said the man. "Now, do you wish to pass?"
"Yes." replied Anakin.
"Good! The answer me these questions three!"
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 2:55 PM
Anakin was ready.
The first question. "What is your name?"
Easy! "My name is Anakin Bart Solo."
"Correct!" replied the old man. "Next question. What is your quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail!" replied Anakin. "No! Wait! That was a holovid I saw the other week... My quest is to become part of the biggest Punk band in history!"
"Correct!" said the man. "Last question. What is your favourite colour?"
"Umm, promise you won't tell?" asked Anakin.
"I promise!" said the man.
"Bright pink!" said Anakin. "I love it!"
"Correct!" replied the man. "You may continue!"
Anakin went to move on.
"Oh, Anakin, by the way..."
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 3:01 PM
Anakin turned. The old man looked very solemn.
"Tahiri really does love you, you know." he said.
"WHAT!?!" exploded Anakin. How dare this man mess with his love life!?!
"What happened before was all a plan of John's. Tahiri never really slept with John. They're looking for you now. You'll find them on Kashyykk (sp). Go to her."
Right before Anakin's eyes, the old man vanished into nothing.
"Wow!" said Anakin. He felt like an idiot. What had he been doing, running off like that? He had to find Tahiri. But how? He couldn't leave this cave to get to his ship as it would mean him being killed by those blue things.
"Oh, well." he decided. "Looks like I'll have to go on..."
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 3:02 PM
<Oh, sorry! Meant to do TBC!>

TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 3:09 PM
Anakin walked on, the light from his lightsabre chasing shadows from the walls. Suddenly, the tunnel opened up. The light from the lightsabre could not reach the back walls, the room was that big.
"HELLLOOO!!!" he called. All he heard back was his echo.
He wandered forward slowly. After a few seconds, he got impatient and started running to the back wall, wherever it was.
BANG! Anakin hit something hard and fell on the floor.
"What the...?" He exclaimed.
He got up and put his hands out. They came into contact with something metallic and smooth. Suddenly a female voice spoke.
"Touch sensor, activated." it said in a smooth voice. Suddenly lights came up all over the cavern.
"WOW!" said Anakin.
TBC (nearly done)
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 3:18 PM
In front of him was a giant ship. It was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. It was silvery gold in appearance, and there didnt appear to be a single join on the hull. Anakin had never seen anything so beautiful.
"What a ship!" he said.
"Do you require admittance?" asked the voice.
"Umm, yeah, please." said Anakin.
Suddenly a hatch appeared and opened, lowering some steps. Anakin would have sworn they hadn't been there before. He climbed in.
Everything was light, airy and very roomy.
"Hello, there." said the voice. "Are you my new pilot? What is your name?"
"Anakin." said Anakin, slowly.
"Hello Anakin. My designation is Maria. I am a prototype, state of the art ship which was created by the Sith and abandoned. I can only be flown by someone trained in the force. Are you?"
"Oh, yeah!" replied Anakin.
"Where, do you wish to go, Anakin?" said the voice.
"Easy!" said Anakin. "Take me to Kashyyk! (sp)"
~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 5:08 PM
"Are you currently occupied, Anakin?" the ship inquired in a pleasent tone.

"Wha? Oh, I was just thinking."

"What were you thniking about?"

"Oh, you know. Life. Death. The Cosmos. Beer."

"If you wish, I have a wide range of Old Republic beverages in my refrigeration unit."

"Really? Great! Lemme take a look." The wall to Anakin's right began to pulse and shift, and it then slid aside like a door. Behind the wall were dozens of bottles of wine, beer, and Hot Chocolate.

"Wizard!" Anakin exclaimed, reaching for a bottle of something called "Flaven". Shrugging, the boy took off the lid and chugged the bottle.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 5:10 PM
C

"Hmmm...Tastes like a vintage Elba Beer, but with a twist of Lomin-Ale. Those Old Republic guys were weird." Anakin said, rolling the liquid aroung on his tongue, "Hey, Maria. You got any music on this rig?"

"I can't do that, Anakin."

"What?"

"I can't do that, Anakin."

"Are you okay, Maria?"

"I can't do that, Anakin."

Anakin kicked the bridge computer.

"I can't-Oh, terribly sorry. A minor program bug." Maria apologized.

The ship flew on in the darkness of space.

|]Stead Seven[|
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 6:26 PM
The sith ship accelerated to light speed.
It was so smooth that Anakin first did not even realize it. I thought that it must be something with the force heritage.

On the flight he discovered more of the ship.

The ship had a huge library with all kinds of sith literature. Anakin started reading a book called The Secret of Power. He was just on the second page as a strange feeling overcame him.

He closed the book, scared of the frightning secret the book maybe bear.

But then he realized that he did't recognize his important need. His body needed some beer and some food. The last time he ate was on Nal Hutta.

He asked Maria what she could cook him. She said that he probably should specify his favorites, because her preparation center was able to produce over 1 million different food variations.

He choose a good Corellian Steak. It tasted kind of old but he still loved it, because it just tasted as Han cooked it.

TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 6:27 PM
Mean while Leia and Han discovered that there was nothing in the Corellia system that would diret them to Anakin.

Instead of meeting the others again, they had a good time doing stuff they could not do in their 'normal' life. They sent the nights in one of the most expensive hotels in Corell city and Han could not resist to join some sabbac rounds and to loose some money.

After a few days they called Mara over holovid telling her,that they were searching desperately for Anakin but couldn't find him.

Mara's face showed how much she believed tehir story, but they arranged a meeting on Kashyyk.

-~+(0_0)FiVe(0_0)+~-
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 6:36 PM
Tahiri sat on her bunk on Mara's ship. She sighed, and looked around. She noticed a box full of mechanic equipment, and out of curiosity, decided to look through it.
"Hydrospanner, laser quartex....what is this?" she asked out loud, her fingers stumbling onto a cool metal cylinder. She pulled it out, and wiped off the grease and grime. What she saw took her breath away.
"WD-20!" she exclaimed softly. Her heart raced with longing for the taste. She tenatively raised it to her lips.
"Just one little taste. That's all." she assured herself. A whole bottle later,not thinking quite clearly, got up and staggered to the refresher, and dyed her hair neon pink.
"Much better." she decided. Mara called,"Tahiri? We're almost to Corusc- Your hair! I thought-well, I- aren't you over that? I thought the therapy helped!" she exclaimed standing in shock behind the teen.
"Haha, I guess not!" slurred Tahiri.
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 6:37 PM
<sorry, guys, had to bring them back to being Punks again! hang on, got another part>
tbc....
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 6:40 PM
Anakin wathced the small green planet get closer and closer in the cockpit. He hoped he would meet some of the other punks here. He was sorry about what had happened, and had an almost...longing for WD40. Maybe Tahiri was starting to wear off on him. He smiled. Maybe he could still get married. He decided that he was too young. Maybe when both he and Tahiri were both the legal marrage limit they could elope.
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 6:42 PM
Oh, hope that doesn't conflict Tahiri

forgot my rank :P

~*:P*~ SFP One ~*:P*~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 6:45 PM
Anakin sat on the ship.
"Hey, Maria!" he called.
"Yes, Anakin?" responded Maria.
"Whatcha got on board for entertainment?"
"Well, we have a fully equipped sound and instrument room-"
"Show me now!" he said, fondly recalling his years of gallivanting across the galaxy without a care in a punk band. It wasn't too long ago... He snapped back into reality. He realized he'd been zoning out again... He was at the instrument room. He opened the door, and saw a shiny, new air guitar. He plucked at a few strings, then found himself humming a popular tune, and strummign his part, and then he was jumping around rocking hard on his guitar, totally into his music. He sang the words, and got swept away in the punk style music. On impulse, he got up and persuaded Maria to get him soem hair dye, and he changed from chocolate brown to black streaked blue.
"Haha, I guess therapy really didn't help!"
TBC...
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 6:51 PM
Zekk and Jaina sat together on a bunk, liplocked. Jaina tore her lips away and curled closer to him. She started humming a love song they had written for one of their tours... and pretty soon, she was singing it and Zekk harmonized it sawned on her just how much she missed being a Punk. Zekk seemed to sense that in her, and he grabbed soem hair dyes. Jaina dove for the 'fresher and in moments, had shredded her flightsuit and wore a black tube top underneath. Zekk aprraised her approvingly, "I've missed seeing my favorite punk princess!"
"Well, where did my favorite punk guitarist go?" asked Jaina innocently.
"Let em go find him!" exclaimed Zekk. He headed into the refresher and 20 minutes later, came out with green hair that matched his eyes and "True Punk" shaved into his head.
"Much better." said Jaina. An alarm sounded off.
"Oh, we're coming up on Kashyyyk! Kinda a shame that all that therapy didn't work, huh baby?" said Zekk.
TBC....
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 13, 2002 7:04 PM
<it fits just fine! :D >
Luke, Han and Leia assembled in a conference room high high above the surface of Kashyyyk. Everyone else would be showing up soon. Their eyes grew round as they saw Mara enter, followed by a pink haired Tahiri.
"Luke! I thought the therapy was working!" hissed Leia.
"I tried to stop her, really guys, I did!" Mara exclaimed indignantly. Just then, Zekk and Jaina came in.
"Jaina, sweetie! Your hair!" gasped Leia.
"I hope ya like it Mom!" said Jaina.
"And Zekk...you look so different..." trailed off Leia. She froze as her youngest arrived. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Tahiri stiffen. Leia couldn't tear her eyes off Anakin. His hair was long,black and blue! Leia fainted just as Jacen and Tenel Ka got there.
"Whoa! Dudes, like..." said Jacen.
"Jacen, my love?" whispered Tenel Ka.
"Yes, Tenel?" he answered.
"I want to be a Punk too!"
"NOOO!" cried Luke,"NOT YOU TOO!THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! Not after all that therapy! Please?"
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 12:39 PM
None of the punks really cared what Luke, Leia, Mara, or Han were doing. They quickly helped Jacen and Tenel Ka to dye their hair and dug out their instruments. Then they all had some nice and strong Wookie beer, which made all of them (except for Lowie) real sick. But that didn't really register with any of them, and they had a relieveing jam session. Luke put his head in his hands.
"Hey! Hey, Jimbo! Come join us!" a messes-up Jacen called. The adults looked to one another.
"Who's Jimbo?" Mara asked. She didn't like to look on her husband's face, not one bit.
"He is!" Jaina cried, poitning to Luke. The Jedi master gave a frightened scream and ran from the room. The punks laughed as Mara ran after them, shouting over her shoulder,
"I'll kill you if I end up killing myself!"
Han and Leia, however, didn't move. Leia was frozen in shock.
"I guess all that therapy didn't work, after all." Han mumbled. Then he hapily had a few beers and was soon as drunk as his kids. TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 12:49 PM
C
Leia finally managed to move. She grabbed her husband and hauled him away, back into their ship. The punks waved as they took off, an angry Leia driving. Jaina watched until they had gone into hyperspace.
"Okay, guys. Let's go have a real party!" she said. They had only been pretending to be drunk, anyway. Wookie ale wasn't nearly strong enough to get them drunk.
"Jacen, remind me again, why did we ever leave Dathmoir?" Tenel Ka asked. Jacen shrugged.
"They don't make beer?" he said simply. Jaina couldn't even imagine a place that didn't make beer. So they headed out to a cantina that Lowie said was good. The punks had a good time writing songs for a few concerts. But then a small Chandra-Fan(sp?) came up to them.
"Uh...excuse me, but are you the Jedi Punks?" it asked in a high squeeky voice.
"Yeah." Zekk said, slurring.
"Well, I have been sent by the New Republic Music Awards to tell you that you've been nominated for a NRMA award!" the alien squeeked joyfully. TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 12:58 PM
C
"The whats?" Anakin asked.
"The NRMA! You have all been nominated to recieve an award!" it repeated.
"Uh, okay. Can you tell us the stuff like, what we're supposed to do? Where we're supposed to go and when?" Jacen asked.
"Why yes! I have a data pad right here with all the information! Are any of you...sober?" the alien squeeked.
"Uh...Tahiri? How about you?" Jaina asked. The youngst punk held up some WD40.
"I'm only on my second." she said.
"Second?" the alien echoed.
"Okay, then. She's the sober one." Jacen said. "cuz I'm on my third."
"Third?" the Chandra-Fan repeaded.
"She's the sober one." Jaina told it.
"Okay. Here is the data pad. Please make copies for everyone in your group." the Chandra-Fan said. They all leaned in close when Tahiri started flipping through the information.
"Ooh! Look at this! The winner of the NRMA gets a million credits, and a life's supply of any substance!" Tahiri cried.
"Beer!" The rest of the punks shouted happily. TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 1:04 PM
C

The night of the awards, the punks were forced into wearing decent clothes. Tenel Ka, Jaina, and Tahiri all had to wear dresses, much to their boyfriend's approval, and the boys all had to wear suits. They were allowed to do their own hair, but some of them had to re-do it to win to approval of the NR guards.
Jaina ended up in a grenn dress, short cut, with her brown hair curled and some of the curls dyed diffrent colors.
Tenel Ka looked almost identical to Jaina, except her hair was wavy.
Tahiri was a cross between the both of them, with some hair wavy and some curled. All three girls were wearing green.
All the boys, except for Lowie, were wearing black suits. Lowie was allowed to do whatever he wanted, so when the NR hair stylists tried to comb his fur, he roared in their faces.
The night went great. Alot of musicans who had been nominated preformed. And even, mush to the punks dismay, the remainders of John's band. But the crowd cheered the loudest for the punks. TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 1:16 PM
C
So when the awards came, they were on the edges of their seats. A few other bands got first and second runners up. There was a drum roll when the award was finally to be given.
"And the NRMA award, the award that so many bands compeated for, the award that comes with a lifes supply of-" it looked down at its sheet, "beer, goes to-" the punks already knew who had won, "the Jedi Punks!" There were loud cheers as the punks went down to the stage to recieve their award. Lowie let out a joyful roar as the NR guards carted out a truck load of beer. What a truck was, none of them knew...
Thank you speeches were given by the punks. The cheering didn't stop for a very long time. They preformed again, probably their best one yet, much to the delight of the audiance. Finally, all the cheering stopped. The host of the awards said to the punks, before they left with the beer,
"You need a guardian's permission to take that from the building. You're all minors, right?" he asked. TBC
Emp. Dan

Total Posts: 621
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 1:24 PM
Jacen is taking to Chewie.

Jacen: So... hows life in the gutter?

Chewie: Fine.
(Jaina runs in)

Jaina: Chewie?

Jacen: It's a long story.

Jaina: Jacen we're needed.

Jacen: Okay. Chewie don't eat my sandwich!

Chewie: Waaah(okay)
(Jacen leaves Chewie scoffs his sandwich down his gop)
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 1:25 PM
C
The punks glanced at one another.
"No. Lowie's older then the rest of us." Jacen said.
"Okay then. I'm entrusting all this beer to the wookie. By the way: here's your credits." he waved and several bags stuffed full were hauled out onto the stage. Tahiri squealed in delight.
"We could get an entire WD40 industry with that!" she exclaimed.
"Or we could get a better ship!" aded Jaina.
"We could buy out a zoo!" Jacen said.
"We could get even more beer!"
"Maybe we could buy very many weapons!"
"RRRRRGGGG!"
"SOrry, Lowie, didn't quite catch that!" Jaina said.
"RRRRRGGGGG!" Lowie repeared.
"Oh. Or we could save it all. True." Jacen said. "Then we'd never have to actually worry about paying for beer."
"But we have a nice supply of beer" Jaina reminded him.
"Yeah But no WD40." Tahiri said sadly.
"You'll just have to get some spice." Zekk said.
"I know what we can do with our money! We could buy some spice mines! Andris is really hot on the market right now!"TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 1:30 PM
C
"Jacen, you idiot, andris is always hot. too many people are spice adicts these days." Jaina said. So the punks went and partied for about three days. Then they looked into buying an andris mine.
"Hey! Whatever happened to Anja?!" Zekk asked.
"I don't know. Do you think she went back to spice?" Jacen asked. Both Jaina and Tenel Ka glared at the two of them.
"Anja may have a been a good spice addicted friend, but she flirted with you two too much." Jaina said.
"Yes. She was always making me...jelous." Tenel Ka said. But Jacen and Zekk had called up Anja while they were talking, and she was already in hyperspace and on her way by the time the two girls convinced the two boys not to ask her to come.
Anakin and Tahiri were all for having her come, seeing as they had no idea who she was. Anakin knew her a little bit, but that was just when she had been accusing Han of murdering her father.


~_~_~_Sf Lead_~_~_~
Emp. Dan

Total Posts: 621
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 1:36 PM
Jacen saw Chewie packing his back.

Jacen: Just a second Andris.
(Jacen runs to Chewie)

Jacen: Chewie where you going?

Chewie: roorer(to visit your dad)

Jacen: Oh, goodbye.

Chewie: wwaaag(if you ever need help I'll be back here in a sec)

Jacen: Okay(runs back to Andris while Chewie runs away)
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 1:49 PM
Interlude 1:
(Right now, in a galaxy very near...) The Jedi punks got out of their ship. They looked around at all the people standing there in shock.
"Hey, where did you aliens come from?" a short fat man asked.
"Uh...Coruscant?" Jacen said.
"Welcome to planet Earth." someone called. Jaina backed up against the ship.
"What's Earth?" Tahiri asked.
"It's this planet." another person said. Suddenly, a man got out of a hover car on wheels.
"Hello. I'm George Lucas. Who are you?" he asked.
"We're the Jedi Punks." Jaina said.
"Oh. I wanted names." he said.
"I'm Jacen, and this is Jaina. That's Lowie. This is Anakin, and Tahiri. And this is Zekk and this is Tenel Ka."
"Really? I have an entire group of people who would love to meet you all." the phone rings back at JainaSolo;)*'s house.
"Really?! I'll tell the other Psychopaths!" we all show up and meet out idols...
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 1:50 PM
forgot my rank. ahem.

~_~_~_~_Sf Lead_~_~_~_~
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 1:56 PM
The others finally convinced Anakin and Tahiri that they really didn't need to see Anja. Jaina and Tenel Ka were both glad that Zekk and Jacen agreed.

The Punks had heard Anakin talking about his new ship and decided it was time to check it out themselves. They all took an air taxi to the landing bay the Maria was berthed in.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 2:07 PM
"Wow!" breathed Tahiri,"It's beautiful!"
"Actually," said Anakin, "Come inside and I'll show you that 'it' is really 'she'!"
Their curiosity raised, the rest of the Punks followed him inside.

"Hello, Anakin. Would you like me to do anything for you?"
The Punks jumped in surprise. The voice seemed to come from the walls of the ship. Anakin just smiled.
"Hi Maria! Lights please!"said Anakin. Instantly, the interior of the ship was bathed in light.
"It-she-talks!?" cried Tahiri. Jaina appeared to be thinking about how she could get the Falcon to talk to her father. It would certainly learn lots of new words from Han.

TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 2:11 PM
Interlude 2:

We all (us psychopaths) talk with the punks.
Then an entire group of Star Wars nuts get a hold of the punks. Then end up in a SW convention in Los Vegas.
"I love the costume. It's so complete." someone says walking by. Jaina frowns as she sees the person wearing one of her mother's hair styles, the twisted bun thingy. Jacen plays with some action figures that looked disturbingly similar to the Solo's parents. But it seemed that there were no action figures of Jaina or any of the rest of the punks. Lowie howled about finding a computer. SO they asked about a computer.
"Sith, these people live without the holo vid!" Tahiri exclaimed.
"And they don't have ship squadrons. They don't have ships at all!" Jaina added. Lowie tapped into something called the 'internet'. He got onto the offical site under the name Jedi Punk. Once there, he proceded into the message boards. And he's on here right now...talking to us...we just don't know it...


~_~_~_~_SF Lead_~_~_~_~
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 2:15 PM
The Maria had read the galactic calender and knew that it was Jeditines Day. The ship displayed her affections on Anakin. She would turn lights on or play music without being asked. Sometimes she would make sure that the beer in the refrigerator was extra cold.
"Anakin, I think that Maria's got the hots for you!" teased Jaina.

Anakin and Tahiri were in the cargo bay enjoying each other's company. Anakin had just gotten a bottle of Adumarian wine and some WD-40 . He poured the wine for himself and Tahiri, adding some WD-40 to hers.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 2:22 PM
"Music" said Anakin. A slow dance of Corellia softly played over the loudspeakers. The pair clinked glasses, settling into the romantic atmosphere. Tahiri brought the glass to her lips, looking deep into Anakin's eyes, anxiously waiting to savor the taste of WD-40...

That's when Maria activated her sprinkler system, thoroughly soaking Anakin and Tahiri.

"Sith!!" screamed Tahiri, spilling her drink.
"I'm sorry sweetie. Anakin's mine !" said the ship.
In response, Tahiri hurled her glass at the wall of the ship. It shattered with a satisfying crash.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 2:32 PM
Meanwhile, Jacen and Tenel Ka were enjoying the view from the observation room. They looked out at the nighttime sky, stretching to the horrizon.
"Jacen, my friend?"
"Yes, Tenel Ka?" asked Jacen.
"Come here, I wanna show you something." she said.
Jacen turned in shock and surprise.
"Um.. did you just say 'wanna', Tenel Ka?" he asked.

TBC
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 2:47 PM
He got no further. There was a look in Tenel Ka's eyes that reminded him of a predator. Jacen realized that she was the hunter and he the hunted.
Before he could do anything, Tenel Ka had him up against the wall. Jacen suddenly found his lips upon hers, kissing her passionately.

After what seemed like lightyears, Tenel Ka pulled away from his mouth.
"Mmmm....Jacen, my friend?" she whispered, "Happy Jeditines Day!"

.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 3:50 PM
Jaina and Zekk, had been looking for a quiet place to talk. They finally found one in what seemed to have been someones personal quarters. The room was filled with a huge bed, a self conforming couch, a table and chairs, a kitchen unit, and a refresher. Jaina went and sat on the couch, Zekk falling into place beside her. Hours ago, they had brought the Maria, up into space. They could see the stars perfectly through a trasparasteel portal in front of them.

"Wow," Jaina said calmly. "This ship sure is luxurious."

"Yeah, and all the furnishings date back to pre-empire." replied Zekk

"Look at the stars..."

"..They're beautiful." They finished together.

Jaina turned to Zekk, who in turn was staring at her. They sat there, looking into eachother's eyes. Zekk took the time to put his arm around her shoulders, and she cuddled against him, staring at eachother, and caressing eachother through the force...

*~* Four *~*
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 3:55 PM
Anakin stared in shock as shards sprayed everywhere. Tahiri was standing up, chest heaving as she reached for something else to throw at the ship. Anakin jumped up and grabbed her wrists.

"Tahiri! I'm ashamed of you! How dare you attack the ship that saved my life?"

"But-but...she wants to steal you from me!" Tahiri exclaimed.

"That's right!" the ship's voice echoed around the...ship, "And you won't stop me, little Tusken brat!" With that proclamation, a thick yellow gas began to seep through the ventalation units.

Maria laughed maniacally.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 4:01 PM
C

"What is that?" Tahiri shouted in horror as the gas began filling the room.

"Oh, just a little modification my Sith Masters put in me." Maria sounded gleeful. "It's an airborn toxin that, when inhaled, shuts down your cerebral cortex for twenty-four hours. Basically, you're dead for a day."

"B-but, that stuff sounds dangerous!" Tahiri sputtered, unable to comprehend the complex terms.

"Oh, I can assure you that it is. In fact, when the gas touches Force-users, their hair starts to grow uncontrollably. Just a little addition to the formula that I included over the thousands of years I was in that Sith cave." the insane ship cackled.

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 4:07 PM
C

Tahiri and Anakin were cornered by the evil chemical. It had filled every nook of the sealed room, and was closing in on them.

"Maria!" Anakin shouted, "If you don't stop this, I'll pass out too!"

"Oh, I've thought of everything. Don't worry about that."

Suddenly, four glass walls enclosed the Punk. He hammered on the sheets with his fists, but to no avail.

Then the gas reached Tahiri. She shuddered once, and collapsed in a heap. As the yellow smog obstructed his view, Anakin thought he could make out a rapidly growing pile of golden hair comming out of Tahiri's head.

A white brilliance filled Anakin's prison, and he descended into darkness.

|]Stead Seven[|
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 4:57 PM
Jaina heard a faint pounding sound comming from someplace else in the ship.
"Is this ship alive, or is that my heart beat?" she wondered out loud. Zekk frowned. He ###### his head to one side, listening.
"You know, I think I can hear some yells, too." he said.
"It could just be one of my brothers...in trouble. Let's go see." Jaina said. Zekk sighed. "Hey, we can always come back later." she added.
"Okay. I wonder what they got into this time." Zekk said.
"Maybe they found beer, and they're drunk or something."
"Well, we do have a ship load of beer." Zekk consented. They tracked the noises to the front of the ship.
"Maria, can you unlock this door?" Jaina called. There was no answer. "Maria?" she repeated. Silence. Jaina kicked the wall. "Maria! Where are you?!" she yelled. Zekk backed up as Jaina led a wild frenzy, hitting and kicking the ship. And the weird thing was that the ship started to get bruises. Finally, it talked.
"Shut up and go away, brat." Maria said. TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 5:04 PM
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Jaina stood still for a moment. Then she attacked the ship. This time, Zekk helped her.
"Open this door, of I'll cut it open with my lightsaber!" Jaina yelled.
"I said shut up and go away. You and your boyfriend can go be naughty someplace else." Maria said. Jaina screamed out in outrage.
"You lying, cheeting, hunk of Sith-spawned coral!" she yelled, driving her vilot blade through the wall. The ship let out a wail of pain.
"Okay, okay! I'll open the door!" it finally cried. Jaina frowned as yellow gas slipped out of the room beyond. Zekk handed her a breather.
"Just in case." he said. Jaina nodded and put it on before the stuff reached her. Then she slipped into the room. She took a look around, using her lightsaber for light. Tahiri was unconcous on the floor, with masses of blonde hair pooled around her.
"Ani, were you two using the force to re-do yourselves again?" Jaina asked. But there was no answer. "Ani?!"
"He's over here, Jaina!" Zekk called. TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 5:12 PM
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Jaina found it hard to see through all the gas. But when she saw her brother, she let out a cry of dispair.
"You horrible hunk of sith-spawn, you've killed him!" she yelled, driving her lightsaber through another wall.
"He's not dead! He's just unconcous! But Tahiri is dead, horray!" Maria said. Jaina nearly threw up when the ship said that.
"Horray? You've killed her, and nocked out my baby brother! You peice of sith-spawned junk!"
"Junk? I'm hardly junk. I'm an antuiqe that rescued the man of my dreams." Maria said. Jaina really did throw up when she said that.
"Man of your dreams? Anakin's only a year younger then me!" she exclaimed. "And you're a ship, and he's a human!"
"You're wrong, there. I'm a human, encased in carbonite, in the middle of this ship. And I'm a genuine Sith." Maria said. Zekk took out his lightsaber.
"A Sith? Where?" he asked.
"Down a level, to the right, and there's a big box of carbonite." Maria said.
"Good. Now I can kill you." he said. TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 5:17 PM
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"Oh no you won't! I was the best Sith there ever was, and my lightening is still intact!" Maria said. Jaina pressed back against the wall, next to Anakin. She used her lightsaber to cut through the glass. The she waved to Zekk and had him carry Anakin out of the room. It had been really stupid of them to let the ship take them out into space. But Jaina was a wonderful pilot, and she could land the ship with or without Maria.
"Where's Jacen and Tenel Ka?" she asked Zekk. He frowned.
"I haven't seen them in a while." he said. Jaina reached out for her twin. Insted of seing what he was doing she just yelled, HELP!!. And she got a satisfying reply from her brother. DON'T SHOUT!!!. TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 5:24 PM
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Jacen gently convayed to Tenel Ka Jaina's message via the force. They disengaged from the liplocked position they had been in and sprinted towards Jaina.
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Jaina and Zekk backed up against the wall, Zekk with Anakin over his shoulders, and Jaina with Tahiri on her back. They both had lightsabers out and on, and were defending all four of them when Jacen and Tenel Ka arrived. Jaina glanced ather brother while deflecting some more lightening.
"You have to destroy the ship!" she yelled. Jacen raised his brows.
"Why? She's awesome!" he said.
"She killed Tahiri and nocked out Anakin!"
"That would be a good reason. How do I kill her?" he asked. Zekk, very frustrated, gave him the information in the force. Tenel Ka and Jacen turned back the way they had come. Jaina watched them go. She wished that she was the one going to destroy this force-awful ship.
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Jacen TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 5:35 PM
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followed Zekk's instructions and ended up in a carbon freeze chamber. Jacen carefully moved around the place, remembering all of the tales his parents had told about carbon freeze chambers. Looking for Maria, he jumped down into the carbon pit. But he noticed that the carbonization cycle had begun, and he couldn't get out because his feet were stuck.
"Jacen, I love you!" Tenel Ka exclaimed. Jacen didn't know what made him say it, he just did.
"I know."
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Tenel Ka watched the carbon freeze cycle start. She watched Jacen's brandy brown eyes, and she was afraid that she would cry. When she couldn't see any more then his unruly brown hair, she looked away, forcing herself to concentrate on the task at hand. The large metal box that was Jacen looked alot diffrent the the one in holos of Han. Jacen was alot shorter then Han had been. Another thing, he wasn't reaching out, he was just standing there. Tenel Ka bit back a cry. TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 5:43 PM
(why did they blank that out? It said c-o-c-k-e-d.)

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Insted of standing there and crying, which was really all Tenel felt like doing, she ran the rest of the way to the ship's core.
"So. You found me. Where's your little friend?" Maria asked. Tenel didn't bother answering her. She drove her lightsaber straight through the carbon-froze Sith. There was a huge blue explosion, and it threw Tenel backwards. Maria was dead! Tenel Ka ran back to the carbon freeze chamber. Now she couldn't help but cry. She glanced at all the readings on the cide of her carbon-frozen boyfriend. Then she pressed a few buttons. Nothing happened. She tried some other ones. Nothing. Tenel Ka let out a wail of dispair and hauled her friend back upstairs to where his twin could un freeze him.
Jaina also was depressed. She managed to revive Anakin, who explained about Tahiri. But neither of the remaining Solos could figure out how to unfreeze their brother.
"We'll have to get mom." Jaina said.TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 5:50 PM
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It took them a month to track down Leia. They got back to their own ship, the Drunk Punk, and went out on the search for her. They finally located the Falcon in orbit around Coruscant. Jaina extended a boarding ramp and they ran onto the ship.
"Mom! Mom! Jacen's been frozed in carbon! We don't know how to get him out!" Jaina called. Leia frowned.
"Carbon? For how long?" she asked.
"For a month now!" Anakin said.
"I was in for almost a year. Kid got lucky." Han said. Tenel Ka glanced at him.
"Just get Jacen out!" she exclaimed. Leia nodded.
"Okay." she said. then she pressed a code on the carbon block, and it began to melt. Jaina hit her head on the wall.
"Where am I?" Jacen asked in a shaky voice.
"You're on the Punk, Jace." Tenel Ka said. She gave him her hand and he pulled himself up. His eyes were shut.
"Can you see?" Han asked.
"Not through my eyelids." Jacen said. Then he opened his eyes, squinting in the light.
"No." TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 14, 2002 5:54 PM
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"Hibernation sickness. It goes away i