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Jaina Solo (Sticks)

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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 4:51 PM
*yeah, putting your last post before my first one will work great!*

~*:P*~ SFP One ~*:P*~
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 4:55 PM
"Adopted??" asked Valin breathless, "But,but i thought you were my real sister..."

Jysella answered, "Hey brother don't get nervous now we have to get the crowd wild! lets rock!!"

And the show went on ,but now with a wild headbanging crowd. The punks rocked like they never did before. No one wanted John any more. And as the punks finished John came saw and was gone.
He came on the stage saw the crowd laughing about him and was gone out the back door.

The Punks had the crown back with a real self earnd band battle win.

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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 5:28 PM
They all felt wonderful...when the crowd picked them up and placed them at the bar. By the end of the night their hands were all too tired from signing autographs, that they almost needed to go into a Jedi Healing Trance...almost. When the crowd left they took the oppertunity to refill thier depleted alcohol supplies for thier next trip. Unfortunatly...Lando doesn't serve WD40...so they had to leave without any.
"You'll just have to get used to the old drinks again..." Anakin told her.
(Jys talkin to Valin)"BTW, I was just jokin about the whole adoption thing..."

*~* four *~*
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 7:37 PM
The Punks picked up all their stuff and moved back to the Drunken Punk .They voted on where to go next but after a tie they decided to let Lowie make the choice, because he was clearly ,like in every other vote,in the minority. He choose no surprise his homeworld Kashyyk.

first they set a course to Vortex to refill their beer resources from the Duro who sold them the ship.

But then their next stop was kashyyk. All the punks, especially Lowie, were exited of finally visiting Kashyyk. And they made speculations about the reaction of the wookies to the Rock music.

"We gonna rip them their hair of their bodys, so much bodybangin they gonna do." said Tahiri.

"Yeah its gonna be awesome, just imagine a rocking crowd of wookies", commented Jaina,"they'll love it"

Tenel Ka just stated "this will be a fact"

TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 7:42 PM
C
Everybody was happy besides Tahiri, because her body was screaming for WD40. They all drunk almost their whole resources of beer but Tahiri used to harder stuff kept her head almost clear.

As they arrived Tahiri was the only one who could bring the ship down through the woods. Not down but to the level assigned by the
wookie control post. After a reliefing sleep they started preparing them for the show.

They put on the song list the good ole songs, but also the new jedi songs for example like Livin da Yoda loca.
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 7:29 AM
Of Course...The first thing Lowie wanted to do was visit his family...especially his cousin Lumpawarooo.

*~* SFP FOUR *~*
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 7:52 AM
Just before the concert, Lowie turned up with his cousin Lumpie. The two wookies seemed to be drunk...it was the first time any of the punks had ever seen Lowie genuinally drunk. The two wookies were growling about something, and Jaina tried to translate because EmTeeDee was being repaired back on the Drunk Punk.
"Lowie wants to know if Lumpie can be a punk with us." she said.
"I don't see why not...Lumpie can use the force, right?" Jacen asked, his words slurring.
----
Tahiri took apart EmTeeDee very carefully. She reprogramed him completely, so that he would understand the punks when they were drunk. The miniature protocol droid talked with a slur, too, so that the punks would understand it.
Anakin proudly handed Tahiri a bottle of some unidentified booze and took EmTeeDee from her. She downed the entire thing all at once.
"WD20! Thanks Ani!" she exclaimed. Anakin shrugged. TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 8:00 AM
"Before John left Corellia, I, uh, returned his favor. The little sith had all our beer off the Fizzz Hound in his ship. So I did some graffiti on his hull, and radied his beer supply." Anakin said. Jaina ran up the hatch into the ship and grabbed her guitar (she plays that, right?).
"What are you two still doing up here?! The concert is starting!" she exclaimed. Anakin and Tahiri followed her down, and she led them through the branches over to a large tree with branches in levels, almost like a stage.
The concert went great. That Weird Al song was a big hit,judging by how all the wookies howled to the melody. And for an entrance fee, the wookies gave them enough credits to buy out a chain of cantinas, which is exactly what the punks did.
~^~^~^~^SteadFast Lead^~^~^~^~
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 8:22 AM
They were all seated around the bar of thier own cantina...high in the treetops of Kashyyk. They hadn't had time to get extremely drunk...yet.
"Punks, I think we should make amends with the family." Jaina said using the 'direct approach'.
"Why," asked Tahiri. "do you want to be locked up in a cell again?"
"No, It's just that my Mom was never able to be with us all the time, when I was little..." Jaina started.
"Fact."
"...and I would like to be able to, at least talk to her in the future."she finished.
"We did...sort of...abandon her... to Mara's wrath." Jacen said disapointedly.
Anakin added. "Well, Mara's wrath is something I could live without..."
"It would be nice to be on her good side..." Zekk finished.
"And maybe she has some WD-80" Said Tahiri.
[All ###############, except for Tahiri's.]

*~* SFP FOUR *~*
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 8:24 AM
the ########### is all heads continueously bang on table, exception of tahiri's
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 10:25 AM
"But probably you are right we can do without family but did we think about the other side that the family needs us?" said Jacen "I think we have to reunite with our families"

"Yeah right but ask Mara about that!" said Jaina.

"I don't like to be on any of our families bad side, but we probably should just disappear for a while" said Tenel Ka

"Forget it" commented Anakin sarcastically,"to run away from Mara or Luke or Mirax is like running away in a glasshouse, they gfonna find us anyway"

"Are you so sure"said Tenel Ka" we just need somebody to protect us, somebody famous for example."

"Did you had anybody in mind? A lomin ale producer for example?" asked Jacen hopefully.

Tenel Ka answered," everytbody would search there first for us no i had something special in mind. We could search for protection by Isolder. We would see something new and i think would have a lot fun."

"Greeat idea!!!" Hollered everybody in exaltations.
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beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 10:31 AM
"What?" Tahiri protested, "Was it something I said?"

After realising that banging their heads on the table was doing nothing to help their brain-cells, the stopped.

"Never mind," Jacen said, "It doesn't matter"
"I'm hungry" Valin complained
"Me too" agreed everyon else

They staggered out of the cantina and Anakin noticed a new fast food restaurant that had just opened.
"Let's see what that place is like" he said
beeurd

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Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 10:32 AM
** oh ### ***
** i spent ages doing this--- i'll try and fit it in somehow **
sorry!
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 10:39 AM
** Okay ignore my post after Flashback-1984s **

Well everybody except Valin: "I'm hungry" he complained
"Me too" agreed everyone else
"Okay," Jacen said, "we'll look for Isolder later then."

They walked out of the cantina and Anakin noticed a new fast food restaurant that had just opened.
"Let's see what that place is like" he said

The sign above the door said in big bold letters 'Burger Emperor' and a large picture of Palpatine eating some fries hung in the window.

"Hmmm, do you think these people like the Empire?" Jaina asked as they looked at the menu
"I think I'll have an AT-AT Walker Burger" said Valin

(not finished yet)
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 10:40 AM
They went up to the counter where all the people on the tills wore Darth Vader masks.
"This place gives me the creeps" said Anakin.

Jaina ordered the food "We'll all have AT-AT Walker Meals please"
"What size meal would you like? We have; Victory-size, Imperial-size, and Super-size." Vader's voice asked.

Meanwhile the others were sitting down at a round table that had had the serface painted to look the the Death Star.

"This place is alright" remarked Jacen
"Yeah" Anakin said "I think they've overdone the details though"

Just then Jaina came back with the food, a couple of droids helping her carry it all.

-=Cadet02 =-
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 11:03 AM
They all sat down...when a regent of stormtroopers came through a door in the back...that was made to look like it was blown up.
"Mommy look" "Wow" c hildren all spoke at once, obviously excited about the show...But to Jaina and Zekk especially, the place felt strange...almost dangerous through the Force.
"I've got a bad feeling about this..." Zekk muttered.
"Like I haven't heard that before!" replied Tenel Ka...forcing all the punks to stare, amazed with her...uncharacteristic scarcasm.
"Keep your eyes open..."Jaina whispered to Zekk.
Just then a stormtrooper, ripped out his rifle, stunning a girl in the process.

*~* Four *~*
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 11:34 AM
Within seconds, the stormtroopers had stunned everyone except the Punks. They were quickly surrounded.
"Jedi Punks?" one of them asked.
"Yeah, that's us." replied Tenel Ka "What do you want?"
"We have our orders." said the stormtrooper. "You're to come with us for an audience with...the New Emperor!"
"The New Emperor?!?" asked Jacen. "Don't tell me that clone we met ages ago is back?"
"No!" replied the stormtrooper. "We now have a completely New Emperor. He will take back control of the galaxy! Just you watch!"
"Yeah!" laughed Anakin. "We've heard that before!"
Without warning, the stormtroopers stunned them...
TBC
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 11:38 AM
"I kinda like this place!" exclaimed Jacen, "Ya think they have one on Coruscant?"
"Ya think Mom would allow one on Coruscant?" asked Jaina.
"Oh. Blaster bolts." replied Jacen diappiontedly.
"Listen, guys, I've been thinking!" exclaimed Tahiri.
"Whoa, that's a first!" said Zekk.
"Shut up, you. Anyways, I was thinking to myself, 'Tahiri, I'm sick of doing the same planets on tour all the time. It's about time we expanded our tour!' So, I think we should go to Ryloth!" announced Tahiri.
"Hmm...Ryloth, eh? Could be cool..." said Jacen.
Lowie roared and woofed. Emteedee translated it to be - "Master Lowbacca says Ryloth isn't on his top list of priorities...last time he was there, he was captured by Nolaa Tarkona."
"Oh, yea! I remember that!" exclaimed Zekk.
"This is a fact." said Tenel Ka.
"Well, can we at least think about it?" asked Tahiri.
"Yea,but after the concert!" exclaimed Valin.
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 11:43 AM
*whoops! my bad! ignore that!! heehee, sorry, i just type too slow to be able to type anything!!1 sorry bout that all!!
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 11:44 AM
Jacen woke up in the cargo bay of a cargo ship, probably on a cargo route to a cargo planet. He immediately sensed something was wrong.
"Where are we?" asked Jacen groggily.
"We're in a cargo hold of a cargo ship!" replied Jaina. "I've been trying to escape but the exit is locked and they've placed ysalamiri around the outside of all the walls. We can't even use the force!"
Jacen realised what was wrong. He couldn't sense the force it was like being blind!
"It's like I'm blind!" he said.
"Yeah, Jacen, blind!" replied Ka.
"Who's blind?" asked Anakin, who was just waking up. Suddenly he realised. "Where's the force! I'm blind!"
Suddenly the ship jolted. They landed.
"We've landed." said Jaina.
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 11:54 AM
The door opened. The guards never even gave them a chance. They opened fire on sight and the Punks were once again unconscious.

***

When they awoke again, they found themselves trapped in a big room, completely made out of glass. Outside the glass, ysalamiri were all around.
"Now where are we?" asked Jacen.
A voice came from the other side of the glass. They could not see who it was as, outside the glass, it was completely dark.
"You are now my prisoners." said the voice. "You will do my bidding if you want food and drink."
"Who are you?" Anakin called out.
"I'm the New Emperor!" said the voice. "I am unstoppable! Ha, ha, ha!"
"Wait a minute!" exclaimed Jaina. "I know that voice! It's..."
A figure stepped up to the glass. He was tall, lanky and spotty with greasy hair.
"JOHN!" they all exclaimed.
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 12:08 PM
"You're the New Emperor!?!" Anakin said, in between the tears of laughter.
"I've already took over the Imperial Remnant and together, we will take over the galaxy!" said John.
"What do you want us for?" asked Zekk.
"Though taking over the galaxy as the New Emperor is a laugh, I still want to be a Punk star. As your new music was so good I want you to write some new songs for me! I'm having a song-writers block!"
Anakin laughed. "We will never write for you!"
John smiled. "I think you will!" he replied. "If you don't, no more alcohol for you!"
"We'll survive." said Jacen. "We're not complete alcoholics you know!"
"I thought so." said John. "So I also brought this to tempt you..."
The lights came up. Strapped to two metal benches were Han and Leia. They were gagged and had headphones over their ears.
"If you don't do what I say, I will force them to listen to that new boyband J'Sync constantly!" John cackled.
"NOOOO!" said Jacen, Jaina and Anakin.
~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 1:03 PM
"Yeah, you don't want to let your parents suffer would you?Hahaha(emporor laugh)"Said John coldly.

Jaina answered "what do we care about our parents, we care more about that we probably would hear some of that "music",through the earphones."

This comment brought Jaina a unbelieving look of her brothers.

Jaina whispered to their brothers" i think he is influenced by the Ysalamiri too,so if we whisper he can't hear us. And he can't use the force to manipulate us."

"Yeah you are right" whispered Anakin back" and that we don't care about our parents will work. After he realizes that all his tricks don't work, i will challenge him for a laser sword battle, about the rule over the galaxy."

"That sounds great" said Tahiri quietly,"but we don't know how to get a laser sword for you and how good he is with the laser sword. I wouldn't like to see you split in 2 parts."

TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 1:13 PM
"I am gonna work this out with this little sith brat! Tommorow night he will be a head shorter!" Stated anakin enthusiastically.

Now John realized that he tricked himself with the Ysalamiri and starts bangin on the wall that he is gonna start the treatment of Han and Leia. Their faces immedtiately showed the fear in their eyes, but their children just looked their uninterested as if they would not see them. But in their heart they were crying seeing their parents suffer so hard.
****
After ten minutes emporor John cut the treatment off and asked the Solo children if they would like to start writing songs now.

But instead of affirming Anaking said" You little sith brat , did you really think you could bring us to write for you like that? then yu are more dumb than i thought! What about fight me like a Jedi and not like a imperial subordinate?"

Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 1:14 PM
Dont post i am not finished yet
TBC
(0_0)cadet four(0_0)
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 1:39 PM
"That is too much, i gonna roast you right here" and John lifted his arms top send his deadly lightnings to Anakin, but thanks to the Ysalamiri nothing happened.

The Punks were dying laughing inside the walls and Jaina hollored to John"that is even better than beer!"

John screamed in madness" i gonna kill you all!But i am gonna start with Annakin. Be prepared in one hour i'll send troops to bring you to my palace!" John turned around and ran away.

The punks laughed for another 10 minutes, but then they started making tactics for the Anakins fight.

Jaina said" You have to fight like you were drunk or could not control yourself. That will make him over confident in his victory, a mistake may other sith did before and will do in the future. That's the only thing i like about the sith."

Everybody laughed abouth that well placed joke but, than they got serious again, realizing that they didn't know very much about their enemy.

TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 1:46 PM
As the hour passed by Tahiri got more and more nervous and tried to change Anakins mind. But he hardheaded as he was did not even think about retreating the fight.
***
Then finally as the time came, a bunch of stormtroopers took Anakin with them aware that he jedis could not do anything against them without their powers.

They brought Anakin through bright and high hallways until they arrived at a big door.

Here all but one of the stormtroopers left.
Anakin saw now that the last man had Ysalamiri on his back. The last tooper just pointed at the door and walked away slowly.

Anakin stepped right through the door as it opened. He enjoyed feeling the force running through him so much that it took him a while to see that John was waiting for him in the middle of a dark room.

He wasn't sure where he had seen that room before but it was like the sith would have done it.
(0_0)cadet four(0_0)
TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 2:04 PM
Then suddenly John started speaking. He had his voice attached to large speakers and he was heard even by the other punks waiting in despair.

John said" Now the time has come, here the struggle between Jedi punk and Sith punk will be decided."

Anakin now realized cameras in all forms in places and was suddelny aware that this was not a private fight but galaxy wide broadcast.

He started walking towards John saying" oh, you sith coward, you want to let th whole galaxy watch your dead. I always said the Sith over confidence will be their end. But by the way do you have a sword and a microfon for me too? Coward!"

A droid rolled towards him with a sword and a microfon.

"Are you ready to die you little jedi punk brat?" Asked John angrily.
(0_0)cadet four(0_0)
TBC

Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 2:43 PM
"Yeah yeah, thanks for my sword. I see my son you made yourself a sword, oops looks more like a second-hand play sword. I realize you want to make it an equal fight, but therefore i would have to bind my right hand on the back.Bring it on!"

John activated his sword, the color was a light blue. And its blade was aproximately 8 feet long.

He stormed towards Anakin with his blade held above his head. Anakin parried the hit in the last second and used the movement to get behind John.

He led his sword for a hard hit, which would have split johns head. but John parried it easely. After a few seconds holding the block, a small lightning hit John coming out of his sword. Johns concentration broke for a second and that gave Anakin time to land a minor hit on Johns leg.

TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 2:47 PM
John retreated from Anakin in the middle of the arena to regain his concentration. But the young Solo was now on fire he followed John immediately laughing about Johns cheap sword. He started now a long row of attacks using the force to disturb the others concentration.

After a few hits John struggled and fell back over. Anakin immediately stepped over him assured that he had won, was completely caught by surprise from a camera moved by Johns forcepower.

In the last second could the distracted Anakin parry a hit from below him, which would have split him right in the middle.

Now it was up to Anakin to retreat to the middle still parrying the flying objects.

In that time John got back up and started laughing over to Anakin whose position had weakened badly.

"You wished you wouldn't have come don't you,you little punk brat. I am more powerful than you can hardly imagine."

Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 2:52 PM
Stil not done
(0_0)cadet four(0_0)
TBC
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 2:53 PM
In thier cell, the punks were forced to watch the begining of the duel...but then, something occured to Zekk.
"Hey, somethin; just occured to me!"he yelled.
"Keep it down! They can hear us." Jacen whispered to him.
"The walls are just glass." Zekk said, in a whisper this time. "Jacen come and help me, over here."
Jaina released her hold around Zekk's neck,and along with Tenel Ka, Valin, Jysella, and a shaken Tahiri...followed them to a wall.
"Everyone stay back!" Zekk told them. "Especially Valin and Jysella."
At that moment both Jacen and Zekk sidekicked the wall with all thier might...causing it to shatter.

*~* Four *~*
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 2:56 PM
(Oops, hope that doesn't ruin ur post....)
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:02 PM
Back in the fighting arena the fight continued the lightsabres clashed against each other and from time to time John was electrified by small lightnings.

But as longer the fight went Anakin won more and more the over hand.

He made surprising combinations like a double hit with his sabre from below and then he leapt over Johns head, to continue the attack from his back.

Johns defense weakened more and more and as it looked he would finally fall, he yelled a command and Anakin disappeared in a falltrap.
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:03 PM
* No actually its perfect. loo at the next one it just fits* go ahead and work with the rest of the punks

(0_0)cadet four(0_0)
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:11 PM
*~*~*~*~
Jacen, and Tenel Ka, took the first officer down, while Zekk and Jaina took down the second ( and last), all in a matter of seconds.
Jaina and Zekk, then exchanged a quick kiss. Jacen and Tenel Ka, exchanged a hug, Valin and Jys Jumped up and down with joy. And, Tahiri and Lowie, shot the ugly, ysalilmari(spell check)
using blasters off one of the guards.
Jaina and Jacen then went, and freed thier parents...who weren't all too happy about thier situation...and having to listen to that tortureous music.

*~* Four *~*
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:23 PM
Anakin fell...and fell....and fell some more, all the while hearing John's evil Emperor laugh in the distance.

"Well, I'm in a bad situation here. I might as well look at my surroundings."

Looking around, Anakin saw tile after tile of shiny black stone flash by. He was in a shaft of some sort. Suddenly, an idea struck the Solo like a Rancor eating a Jawa.

"That's it! I'll USE THE FORCE!" Anakin shouted trimuphantly, "Oh, wait. That doesn't really help then."

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:27 PM
C

Igniting his lightsaber, the Jedi shoved it into the wall to his right as he continued to fall. Unfortunately, the weapon just made a large gash in the wall and emitted sparks. Unable to hold on the slightly slowed saber, Anakin released it and watched as it sliced itself free from the wall.

For some reason, the lightsaber then sprouted a mustache and big black glasses on it's handle. Then it began to talk.

"Hi, Anakin! My name's Mr. Swordopolis, and I'm here to save you!"

C
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:27 PM
C

"Uh-oh, I'm starting to hallucinate from the fact that I've reached terminal velocity, and I've started to turn smart! NOOOOOOO!"

Acting quickly with his new mind, the Punk bashed his head against the closest black tile. The lightsaber's face disappeared, and Anakin's mind returned to it's regular ravaged state.

"Ah, that's better." the boy said as blood spurted from his forehead.

Finally, Anakin landed in a pool of vicious goo. He sank to his waist before touching the ground.

And in the goo, something moved...

Cadet01
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:30 PM
Out of the goo came a mysterious cloaked figure.

"So we meet at last, young Solo" the rather evil sounding voice said

"Who are you?" Anakin cried out

"I was sent here to get you to join the Dark Side" explained the stranger

"Yeah right" said Anakin, reaching for his lightsaber, only to see it flying out of his hand and into the hand of the evil cloaked man "Hey give that back!" he said

"You will join the Sith, Anakin" said the voice

"Never!" snapped Anakin

"Please" said the voice, "Go on, it'll be a laugh"

"Oh ok then, you've convinced me" said Anakin.

"Mwahahahahahaha!" said the voice, even more evil than before

-= Cadet02 =-
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:35 PM
In that one second where the cloaked figure let down its guard Anakin snatched his weopon with the force, and moved into an attack stance.

*~* Four *~*

MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:41 PM
"Oh, darn!" said the mysterious cloaked figure. "We would have had so much fun too!"
"Who are you?" asked Anakin.
The figure removed his hood. Shocked, Anakin recognised the face immediately.
"Exar Kun!" he exclaimed.
"No." said the man. "I'm Exar Kun's lesser known brother, Simon Kun!"
"Oh." said Anakin, disappointed. He had been looking forward to fighting Exar Kun.
~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:41 PM
In arena John finished of the broadcast with an interview. He said "i think that was the last time you'll hear from the little jedi brat Anakin, as you know him. In a short time he will be a sith and will reign the galaxy at my side."

The last words he more spit out than spoke.

" In a few moments i will finish up the rest of the Jedi Punks. Please vote now who should die first."
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:48 PM
At that momment, The punks burst into the room, accompanied by Leia, all with lighsaber raised. Han was also there, with a large supply or ammunitions.

*~* Four *~*
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:51 PM
The audience pressed buttons on their keypads.

5 minutes later someone came in with a golden envelope.

"And the first to die will be" John said, as drums rolled in the background "John?"

Suddenly Anakin and the rest of the Jedi Punks burst onto the stage

"It's time to die, John" said Anakin


-= Cadet02 =-
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:52 PM
** oops **

-= Cadet02 =-
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 3:52 PM
(Nevermind, you post is better)
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 4:02 PM
John stood just there as the punks advanced towards him, his mouth wide open with dis-belief.

"B-b-but," he stammered "Anakin is supposed to be Sith now!"

"Well, I guess you plan didn't work out" said Anakin

"Oh well," said John "there is always Plan B"

"Plan B?" echoed Jacen

John put on a breath-mask and the room started to fill with sleeping gas

"What do we do now?" asked Jaina

"Um...anyone?" said Tahiri


-= Cadet02 =-
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 4:16 PM
*** THIS POST GOES BETWEEN MDN2's AND FLASHBACK-1984's ***

Simon Kun ignited his lightsaber "Well you might have heard this before, but anyway, you don't---"

"Know the power of the dark side?" Anakin finished "yeah i've heard that before"

"Now die, Jedi" said Kun

"Ladies first" said Anakin

"Why you--" said Kun as he attacked Anakin

Anakin blocked Kun's attack easily, almost too easily infact, and 4.23 seconds later Simon Kun's arm lay in the goo.

"What did you do that for?" he asked

"I can think of a number of reasons" said Anakin "but you won't live to hear them"

"Why not?" asked Kun

Anakin sliced his lightsaber across Kun's neck "because your heads rolling around the floor" he said. "now i've got some friends to save!"

*** DO NOT CONTINUE OFF THIS POST ***

-= Cadet02 =-
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 4:26 PM
"Hold Your Breath!" Tenel Ka yelled as Lowie leaped into the air, landed in front of John, and neatly sliced off his breathmask. John was stunned, if not for the suddnen attack, then for the fact it didn't leave a scar.
Tenel Ka, assisted by Valin and Jysella Quickly sorted the air particles...separating the gas, and pushing it towards John.

*~* Four *~*
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 4:37 PM
Eventually, John fell asleep. But not before a desperate attempt to push the gass back at them.


"So now what do we do with him?" a sweating Anakin asked.

"We bring him to your Uncle Luke," Leia said. "He's done this sort of thing before."

"Yea, and look how Kyp turned out." Zekk said, while wrapping Jaina in a firm embrace.

The punks all started to laugh.

And Anakin blushed when a relieved Tahiri came over and kissed him.

*~* Four *~*
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 4:41 PM
"Tahiri," he said, "will you marry me?"

"YES!" said Tahiri "I WILL!!!!"

Jaina and Jacen looked at eachother, their jaws dropped open in shock.

Everyone else was gobsmacked aswell.

"Um... congratulations?" said Jacen

-= Cadet02 =-
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 4:46 PM
Jacen and Zekk loaded a trussed-up John onto the Drunk Punk, and then everybody got on. As the ship roared through the atmosphere, Jaina heard a faint yelling. Looking back at the rapidly dissapearing ground, she saw Anakin waving his arms.

"Oh no! Guys, we left Anakin behind! We have to go back!"

"What are you talking about? He's right there!" Tenel Ka exclaimed pointing at Anakin, lounging in a chair on the other side of the room.

Suddenly, Anakin disspaeared in a puff of blue smoke.

"Oh no! It was a Sith trick! Maybe Anakin really did turn to the Dark Side!" Zekk yelled.

"[Oh no!]" Lowie growled in distress, "[There comes trouble!]"

The trouble came in the form of a Hapan Battle Dragon suspended in the air above them.

"Oh no!"

TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 5:04 PM
(are u done? I don't want to post until you've finished...)
~^~^SF Lead^~^~
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 5:08 PM
C

Anakin wanted to scream! He had finally worked up the Nerve to propose to Tahiri, and they left him behind! Looking at the viewports of the Drunk Punks, he noticed Jaina staring at him in horror. In the other viewport was...

Himself!

"What? I'm here, not there! This is one messed up day."

"Oh, I can explain." A sinister voice said from behind him.

Spinning around, Anakin was Face to Face with Simon Kun.

"But I killed you! I chopped you up like Braised Nerf Medallions!"

TBC
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 5:10 PM
C

"Oh, no you didn't." Kun sneered, "Let me explain... I wasborn soon after my brother, Exar Kun. At the age of ten, I broke Exar's Sith Lanvarok, and he repaid me by putting me in stasis on Yavin Four, his base of operations. I was still aware of everything that went on around me, but my body did not age. My only pleasure was when Exar was trapped like me, but he was far likely to get out...

TBC(Almost done...)
Czulkang

Total Posts: 1024
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 5:10 PM
C

"When the first Death Star was destroyed, pieces of it smashed into the surface of Yavin Four, where I was imprisoned. A chunk of Grand Moff Tarkin's chair hit the power genrator of my cell, setting me free. I tried to finish off my brother in the Palace of the Woolamanders, but some litte rabbit Jedi stopped me. I knocked it unconcious in front of a big shiny globe-"

"But Master Ikrit told me that he put himslef to sleep!" Anakin interrupted.

"Well, he lied. So anyway, I traveled the galaxy for a while, honing my Sith skills on planets like Korriban and Ziost, ancient Sith strongholds. I even had some Replica Droids filled with ketchup made from myself, like the one you killed. Didn't you wonder why it never exploded?"

Pulling a strange looking weapon from his pocket, Kun hit a switch. A blue lightsaber blade shot forth from one hole. He hit another switch, and it went limp like a whip.

"Ha ha! I have a Saber Whip thingie! Prepare to die!"

Cadet01
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 5:59 PM
"Oh, shoot!" exclaimed Anakin to himself. Well, two could play at this game! "But, I've got a Lightsaber-Web thing! Ha, beat that!" he exclaimed. He pushed a little button and his lightsaber split into a billion linked pieces of death,fanned out.
"Oh, shoot!" exclaimed Simon. "Now, that's not fair!" he lashed his lightwhip out towards Anakin, but it tangled in Anakin's lightweb, and shorted out.
"Hey! That's not supposed to happen!I want my Mommy!" cried Simon.
"And this is the part where you run..." trailed off Anakin, looking devilishly at Simon. Simon shrieked and took off at a dead sprint. Anakin followed close behind.
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 6:00 PM
<whoops, forgot to sign my rank!>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~ heehee! :D
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 6:50 PM
"Wow i am impressed, did you ever think about acting in a circus. A whip ooo bad."

Instead of answering Simon Kun swung the whip. It just went by beside anakins ear.

Anakin pulled is lightsabre and retreated a bit, because he had to figure out how to fight a lightwhip. You learn many things in life but he never even thought about fighting against something like that.

Anakin figured out that the Kun is easiest to attack when he just beaten is whip.

so Anakin waited for the right moment to attack Kun just beaten at him, Anakin accelerated with the force and tried to hit Simon right in his chest.

But the old man was still agile and escaped the attack. But Anakin was now in trouble because of the fast movement he made he had now Kun in his back.

The jedi rolled to the left side just escaping a beat by Kun.

The roll brought him out of the whips range but also out of attack range. And he also lost the surprise moment he had last time.

Cadet four
TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 6:52 PM
*Lets let podracer decide which part is better. Tahiri's or mine, i cant tell*
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 6:57 PM
C
He didn't hurt him but on his side there was a sore spot. He felt with his hand and suddenly he realizes that he had all the time a little knive. The stormtroopers did not take it away because it could not hurt them.

Now Anaking pulled it out carefully not to show it to his enemy. Then he raised his arms saying" i give up, you false rat are fighting with a whip. Only cowards do that."

Right in the moment where Kuns concentation lowered, Anakin threw the knife with all his power and guided and accelerated by the force, to Simon Kun's head. Kun reacted too late and the knive cut him at the temple( side of the forehead).

Anakin now used all his power and force and attacked Kun. He pushed his lightsabre into Kun's chest and pulled it up. Kun looked at him with a look of amazement.

His last words were "you would have been a great sith." And he died.

Anakin sat down for a while and Relaxed. Thinking about what happened. That is what came to his mind "I need a beer."
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 6:58 PM
My rank

-=(0_0)cadet four(0_0)=-
Ka Ti Mak

Total Posts: 333
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 7:07 PM
ok here go's
Just then a thick cloud of dust appeared and the whine of repluser (sp?) lifts could be heard.
Anakin looked up the find the fimilar unde side of the Drunk Punk.
Anakin rollin his eyes "finally!!"
he climbed up the ladder they lowered down and couln't wait t see Tahri again.
he soon reached the top, and as he climbed in he yelled "Hey you Guuuuys!"
When no one answered he wonderd to the cockpit and what he say there made his jaw drop.
~*Cadet 0*~
Ka Ti Mak

Total Posts: 333
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 7:08 PM
that's susposed to say 03 not 0
hope u liked it!
~*Cadet 03*~
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 8:42 PM
The main screen was filled with the view of a hapan Battle dragon, the maybe most impressive ships besides a superstar destroyer. He saw now why nobody answered everybody was staring at the ship, and waiting for someething to happen.

And then suddenly the comm made a sound.

Jacen unnecessarily stated "Th they they are calling us!"

"I'll answer it"said Tenel Ka in the silence"

She went up to the com and asked "Who is calling the ship Drunk Punk??"

A female voice answered" The Hapan Battle Dragon Ta Chume's Pride is calling the Drunk Punk. Is it possible to speak Miss Tenel Ka?"

Tenel Ka now answered with more confidence "At your service, with whom do i have the honour?"

"Nobody less but Prince Isolder wants to talk to you." replied the female voice.

Seconds later a male voice was heard in the comm" Tenel Ka? My daughter i am so grateful that you are alive. Your mother and i worried about you,where have you been?
Cadet four
TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 9:12 PM
Ka sighed loudly and replied" Dad i missed you. Where have i been?? This is a long story and i am too tired to tell you this over comm. Do you want join us here or should we land in your docking bay?"

"Oh, i am sorry, yes land in the docking bay i will prepare everything for your arrival."

Half an hour later the Drunk Punk landed in the docking bay of the Battle Dragon. As the hatch opened they sow a welcomes delegation awaiting them, and Prince Isolder right in the midst.

Tenel Ka went down the ramp and ran into Isolders arms. The others did not really know what they should do, so they walked down the ramp slowly looking for any attention, or somebody who would tell them hello, but nobody even looked at them.

After Ka and Isolder finished their hug, Ka introduced the punks to Isolder. He welcomed them and told the servants to lead them to the appartments.

After they refreshed themselfs they went to the bridge to thank Isolder to pick them up.
Cadet four
TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 9:16 PM
They met him on the bridge but he led them gallantly to a lounge where he allowed them to use the bar. The Punks could not let that offer pass and so they got the first time drunk since Kashyyk.

But then Tenel Ka started telling the stories of the Jedi Punks from the beginning, up to the fight with Simon Kun.

The others contributed to the story when ever Tenel Ka forgot a part or weren't there.

Isolder listened very carefully, sometimes he asked unbeliefing like" you flew drunk Tahiri?" or another example"what? Luke Skywalker founded a nudist colony, i can hardly belief that.

The story went on all night long .

In the morning the jedis told Isolder about their plan to go to the Hapes cluster to visit him and to search for his gentle protection.

Cadet four
TBC
Flashback-1984

Total Posts: 156
Date Posted: Feb 10, 2002 9:18 PM
He welcomed them to join him on a trip to Bakura and then back to the Hapes Cluster. They all agreed and were excited to see the battle field of the battle with the Ssissi Ruuk( spell check)and to see the for them unknown Hapes cluster.

They thanked him for the shelter and the beer, and went straight to bed.

As they woke up next morning they were on their way to Bakura. For new adventures and new experiences.


*i am done*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 11:51 AM
"So, little bro, when are ya gonna get married?" Jacen asked Anakin.

"Well-"

"We're coming out of hyperspace," Jaina's voice bellowed over the comm.

"As I was saying, we think we're a little young, so we're gonna wait a few years." Anakin finished as Tenel Ka walked in. Jacen beckoned for her to come over to him, and took her hand.

"Tenel Ka, will you-" he started.

"Yes, Jacen! I'll marry you!" she cried and ran out of the room.
Jaina Solo (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1473
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 11:52 AM
Jacen looked confused. "But I was going to ask her to bring me a beer," he muttered.

~*:P*~ SFP One ~*:P*~
beeurd

Total Posts: 881
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 12:56 PM
Tahiri was sitting over the other side of the room with Tenel Ka, planning the wedding.

"Um, Anakin?" Jacen said
"Yeah?"
"Are you really not getting married yet?"
"Um... Why do you ask?" said Anakin innocently

Jacen used the Force to read Anakin's thoughts.

"Hey! get out of my head!" snapped Anakin
"You were going to do a mom & dad!" Jacen excalimed
"What? I don't know what you're taliking about" said Anakin
"You wanted to take her to Dathomir in secret and marry her there!" Jacen said
"I did not!" Anakin lied
"Will you two shut up!" said Jaina
"Yeah you wouldn't want to upset set your future wife" said Jacen
"Shut up" replied Anakin, and he stormed off out the room to get some beer.

-= Cadet02 =-
Bad furday: Uncombed

Total Posts: 553
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 1:33 PM
"Hey, get me one too!" said Jacen.

Jaina noticed the way the others were acting.
"Don't Jacen, Anakin, Tenel Ka and Tahiri seem sort of different?" she asked Lowie.
Lowie rumbled something about romantic ideas.
"Ah. Aha!" said Jaina. Tenel Ka stopped talking to Tahiri and stared at Jaina.

Jacen got up to leave.
"I'll go see what's taking Anakin so long with that beer." said Jacen.

"Well," said Tenel Ka after Jacen had left," Jacen asked for my hand in marriage, and I accepted."
"Wow, that's great Tenel Ka!" exclaimed Jaina.
"This is a fact." said Tenel Ka.

.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 2:19 PM
Jacen wandered around for what seemed like ages, looking for Anakin.
"Anakin Solo, where are you?!" he said, exasparated.
A protocol droid, who just happened to be passing heard this comment.
"If you're after Master Solo, I'm afraid he's left." said the droid.
"What!" yelled Jacen. "Did he say where he was going?"
"No, I'm afraid not, sir." replied the droid. "He muttered something about being in over his head, and then took off."
"Oh no!" said Jacen. "Poor Tahiri! I'll have to go find him! I'm afraid my own wedding will have to be put on hold until his return, which could take months! Possibly years!"
"Why, then, do you appear so pleased, sir?" asked the droid.
"Oh, umm, I'm not pleased!" said Jacen. "I'm distraught!"
"I see, sir."
"What's your name, droid?" asked Jacen.
"My name is C3PO-GTI, sir." said the droid.
"Do me a favour, Threepio-GTI." asked Jacen.
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 2:26 PM
"Yes sir! What sir?" asked the droid.
"Tell the other Punks I've taken the Drunk Punk to look for Anakin. I may be gone for some time..."
"But sir!" said Threepio-GTI. "The probability of successfully finding Master Solo within the next year is approximately 652785.32 to 1!"
".32?" asked Jacen.
"Yes sir. The GTI series is programmed to perform percentages to decimal places. We can also speak 7 million forms of communication, have a slide back sunroof head, and, if you twist my left ######-nut, sir, you can pick up BBC Radio 4!"
"What?!?" said Jacen exasperated. "Just pass my message on to the others."
With that, Jacen shot off down the corridor. Within minutes he had blasted off and entered hyperspace.
~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 2:27 PM
<Sorry, that was meant to say n-i-p-p-l-e.>
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 2:42 PM
Anakin pushed the x-wing for all it was worth. Why the Hapens had an x-wing was beyond him anyways...Anakin suddenly realized he was actually thinking and whacked his head against the control pannel. Unfortunately for the ship, he was wearing a helmet.
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Jacen thought really hard about where Anakin would have gone to. He suddenly got an insperation and flew down to Coruscant. Once there, he rented out a cantina. Then he strung up a big huge sign that said 'free alcohol and lodging'. He would only have to wait a few hours for his brother to come straight to him...
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Anakin considered where to go. He decided upon Coruscant. That was a really easy place to hide. Once there, he landed his stolen ship and set out looking for a nice cantina where he could drink and figure out what he was going to do. He saw a small cantina with a big flashy sign advertising free beer. With high hopes, Anakin set out for that little cantina.
TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 2:49 PM
C
Jacen watched his brother walk towards the trap like a mynock flying into the jaws of a Rancor. Anakin unsuspectingly took a seat and ordered a beer. One of Jacen's hired thugs served him. Then Anakin went on a frendzy and drank to his heart's content-until he passed out, that is. Jacen carefully moved his brother into the Drunk Punk and generously 'donated' the cantina to the New Republic. It was like taking a lightsaber from a Sith...

Anakin woke up dazed and confused, until he saw the barrel of a blaster set for stun pointed at his face.
"Okay. Any fast moves, and you're stunned." Jacen said gruffly. Anakin waved the blaster aside.
"That was a real good trap you set up." he said. Jacen didn't say anything. "It sure had me fooled."
"That's what I designed it to do. The rest are waiting for us back on Hapes." Jacen said. "Are you going to go there willingly, or do I have to stun you?"
"Take it easy, Threepio!" Anakin said. Jacen only glared. "Okay, I guess."
TBC
JainaSolo;)*

Total Posts: 464
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 2:59 PM
C
---
Back on Hapes, Jaina, Tenel Ka, Tahiri, Zekk, and Lowie led a search for the two Solo brothers. Jaina knew her knuckle-headed brothers had probably had too much to drink and were pulling a fast one on the rest of the punks. But when the Drunk Punk landed, she was instantly suspisous.
Jacen and Anakin, with a blaster uncomfortbly near his head, came down off the ship. Jaina narrowed her eyes.
"Where were you two?" she asked.
"Coruscant." Jacen said.
"What were you planning, running away like that?" Zekk asked.
"I was...I don't remember!" Anakin cried in desperation. "I went off to clear my thoughts, and saw this sign for an all-you-can-drink-cantina, and Jacen captured me there."
"It's the truth. Never laid a better trap in my life." Jacen said.
"You're just lucky none of the rest of us went to Coruscant, because the entire band would have ended up in that cantina." Zekk said.
"I had to remind myself it was a trap a few times." Jacen said.
~^~^SF Lead^~^~
ROGUEeleven (Sticks)

Total Posts: 1186
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 3:24 PM
Later that night:

The Punks were sleeping, well most of them. Jaina wandered the halls and knocked on her twin's room. All night, he had locked himself in his room, claiming to be too tired to hang. and All night he had a scared...feeling flowing from him through the force. None of the other punks noticed.It was fairly well shielded, but her twin instincts could read it...easily.
Jacen answered the door, after probing to see who was there.
"Hello." he said.
"Hi," jaina replied. "can I come in?"
"sure "he said as he closed the door behind him.
"Ok, now tell me whats wrong."
"Nothing...why do you ask?"
Jaina glared at him unbelievingly. "I can feel something's wrong!" she said." what is it?"
by this time Jacen started pacing the room...and he eventually spilled the beans.

*~* Four *~*
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 3:30 PM
"Oh, Jacen!" exclaimed Jaina.
"I'm sorry! They just slipped!" Jacen said, looking at the mess he had made on the floor.
"Well, you had better clean that up! Isolder will go mad if he sees that tomato stain in the carpet!"
Jacen set to work cleaning it. Jaina soon realised he wasn't planning on telling her what was wrong.
"Well!" she said. "If you're not planning on telling me what is wrong, I guess I'll just leave!"
So she did.
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 3:37 PM
The weeks seemed to fly by. It seemed like only seconds had past since Anakin proposed to Tahiri. Then, one day, thier wedding day dawned...

Jacen was just in the middle of straightening Anakin's bow tie. He was wriggling in the tailor-made suit Isolder had had him made.
"Just stand still!" yelled Jacen. "I can't get your tie straight if you keep wriggling!"
Eventually, the tie was straight. Jacen looked proudly at his younger brother.
"I can't believe you're actually getting married! And without Mom and Dad here too! I'm so proud of you!"
Anakin smiled happily. It was true. He was happy. He may have had jitters at first but now he realised marrying Tahiri was the best decision he had ever made.
"I'm so happy!" he exclaimed. "The sun is shining, the birds are singing, Tahiri loves me,what could possibly go wrong...?
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 3:44 PM
In what seemed like seconds, Anakin was stood in a giant church, waiting for Tahiri's arrival. Everyone was there. Luke had come with Mara, who actually looked happy, Chewie was there and in the back there appeared to be two glowing figures, one small and green, the other tall, old and with a beard.
"I wonder who they are?" Anakin whispered to Jacen. "Get security to throw them out, will you? They look like troublemakers..."
Minutes later, and old man struck an organ and began the Hapan Wedding March, which sounded eerily similar to the Earth's wedding march.
Tahiri walked up the aisle slowly. strangely, she was dressed all in blue. Anakin had expected white, for some reason.
The organ stopped when Tahiri reached him.
The Hapan minister began.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..."
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 3:49 PM
The minister's continued on. Everything was going perfectly. Anakin was so proud.
"I'm so proud." he whispered to Tahiri.
The minister looked at Anakin and said:
"Do you Anakin take Tahiri to be your lawful wedded wife?"
"Yes!" said Anakin, looking into Tahiri's eyes longingly.
The minister continued. "And do you Tahiri take Anakin to be your lawful wedded husband?"
Tahiri looked at him and smiled.
"Y.." she began.
"STOP!" cried a voice from the back of the church.
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 3:55 PM
Everyone looked round. John was stood at the doors.
"John!" exclaimed Anakin. "What are you doing here?"
John stumbled up to where Anakin and Tahiri were stood.
"You can't marry her!" he cried. "You left me on the Drunk Punk and forgot about me for all these weeks. Tahiri has come and given me some food at regular intervals. I came to realise I was in love with her. This morning, she came to me in a strange mood. She untied me. I kissed her. Things...progressed from there. And now look at me!"
Everone looked at John.
"Why, John!" yelled Jaina. "You seem to have put a bit of weight on!"
Suddenly it dawned on Anakin.
"Oh, no!" he said. "But how...?"
TBC
MDN2

Total Posts: 484
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 4:03 PM
"Yes!" cried John. "I'm pregnant! Thanks to her!" He pointed at Tahiri.
"But how?" repeated Anakin.
"You remember when I aged myself prematurely?" said John. Everyone nodded, including the minister, who had been keeping up with the Punks story on the holonet. "Well," contined John. "That caused my body to undergo some changes. It now seems I am capable of becoming pregnant!"
"But, but, look at your lump!" exclaimed Jacen. "If this happened this morning, why are you so far gone?"
"Because, like me, the baby will age quickly until it reaches it's teens. In fact...OW! Labour has started!"
A very pregnant John sat on the floor. He started screaming in pain.
"Oh, no!" he cried. "This is terrible! OW! But I must know... Tahiri, will you marry me so we can raise this child together as a couple?"
~~~ *Stead Three* ~~~
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 4:06 PM
Tahiri's eyes widened in horror. She screamed and ran out of the chapel. Jacen stood there in horror. The room gasped.
TBC.... very very soon, just hang on for a lil while i g2 eet my dinner... TBC!
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 4:17 PM
<ok, first, not Jacen, Anakin... my bad was typing in a rush...>
C...
Anakin stood there in horror.
"That is NOT right!" he exclaimed. "Just plain SITH!!" he was angry now. Angry at his girlfriend for fooling around and angry at John. He probably used some Sith mind trick to alter her thoughts. Rage flowe through his veins,and he, almost uncontrolably, began to shake. Jaina gasped. Zekk ran over to her, in case Anakin lost it. Jacen ran to his brother to try to calm him.
"Anakin! Get your emotions in check!" cried Luke. Anakin, now with silent tears running down his cheeks strode out of the chapel. Leia got up to follow her little boy and comfort him, but Han shook his head, and she sat down. She'd never seen her son so angry before. TBC...
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 4:23 PM
C..
Anakin jsut walked. He ripped off his tie, and went to his room. He pulled out a small bag, and filled it with the barest mininum of supplies. He changed into a comfortable flightsuit and stuffed a jacket into his duffel bag. He stopped at the comm center on his way out to send a message to his parents before he left.
"Mom, Dad," he began uncertainly,"Mom, Dad, listen, I'm sorry that you wasted all this money on such a nice wedding fro no reason. I just want you guys to know I need to take a berak, and figure things out for a while. I'll send holos when I have time to let you guys know how I'm doing. i just need to get away from everything and everyone. Tell Tahiri to take a hike, and to have a nice life with John. I've got to go, my transport leaves in a bit. Good-bye. Jaya, Jace, I love you guys!"With that, he headed to the spaceeport. TBC...
tahiriveila

Total Posts: 638
Date Posted: Feb 11, 2002 4:42 PM
Leia called a medic to help John. The droid said,"Madam, I am sorry, but the patient must remove her holoshroud before I can make a prognosis."
"A HOLOSHROUD?!?!"exclaimed Leia.
"Yes, Madam, the holoshroud." came the reply.
"Turn it off, who ever you are!" snarled Leia. The holo flicked off. Instead of John laid a girl. Leia instantly recognized her as a kid who wanted to join the band, but couldn't, as with John.
"Where is John?" bit out Leia.
"I dunno." came the reply.
"Is he here on Coruscant? Is he the father?!"
"He's here, yea. I am Tanjia. Surely you remember me!"
"Sithspawn! You ruined my son's life! I hope you're happy! Why'd you do it?!" said Leia.
"John asked me to. He loved Tahiri.He kissed her,and he wanted her for himself.When he found out that she was gettin married, he had to have it stopped!"said Tanjia.
"And what about you?"
"Hey, I'm getting paid for this,and as my child is Force-sensitive, no problem!"
"Han!" cried Leia,"We have to tell Anakin!"
TBC...
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