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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Feb 5, 2002 2:04 PM |
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"Now," said Lando," Would someone like to explain to me what is going on?"
The Punks told Lando all that had happened, up to the moment of their escape from the prison cell.
"So," said Lando," Mara and Leia think you're still in your cell and Luke is 'out there' again?"
The Punks all nodded.
"Well," said Lando. "No one knows I'm here except myself, and now you. I could take you all in the Lady Luck and drop you off in a neighboring system".
The Punks agreed. It was their best shot at escape.
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 5, 2002 3:36 PM |
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"Well, since we were going to go to Vortex in the first place, why not drop us off there? We could still make it for the concert, and maybe even make it to cantina before we perform," Valin told Lando.
Jaina raised her eyebrow. "This kid is getting smarter than you, Anakin," she teased.
"Done," Lando agreed. "But always remember you can always trust me if you guys get in a fix with Mara anytime." He smiled at the kids. "Well, suppose we'd better get going now before we get found."
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John glared at Master Skywalker. "I dont see why I have to stay at the academy and train. I know my exercises. Besides, the Punks need me."
"You're too young to become a Punk," Luke replied. "Stay here and train to become a Jedi. You'll do no good joining their group."
TBC...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 5, 2002 3:46 PM |
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John crept up to one of the ships in the langing field next to the temple. He started up the ship, and was out of the system before Luke or anyone else could even jump out of bed.
He set his course for Vortex, where he had heard the Punks were scheduled to have a concert.
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The Punks, now drunk and happy, walked onto the stage and started screaming and dancing to the audience. The concert went fast, and when it was all done, the Punks went for another round of beer at their favorite bar.
"You know, I think that might have been our worst concert yet," Jaina replied, grinning.
A small figured walked up the to table the Punks were jammed in. "Uh, hi, guys. Hows it hangin'?" a tiny voice said.
Tenel Ka looked over, shocked. "John, my friend, is that you?" The kid beneath the brown robes grinned. "John, you should be at the academy training!" she cried.
TBC
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 5, 2002 3:51 PM |
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"I dont need anymore training. I know all I need to know. I wanna become a Punk like you guys." John announced. Lowie's beer sprayed out of his mouth in laughter, and all the Punks began to laugh uncontrolably.
"Dont...be...ridiculous," Jaina managed to spit out in between fits of laughter. "You're much too young to become a Punk."
John's face fell, and anger replaced his hopeful expression. He ran out of the bar, not looking back.
"Do you think we were a little hard on him?" Jysella inquired, still laughing.
All the other Punks could do was laugh.
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John stumble up the street, not caring where he was going. He would become the best Punk there ever was. If they thought he was too young, then he would change that. Nothing could stand in his way of becoming one of them.
~Steadfast Pilot 1~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 5, 2002 8:05 PM |
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<holy cow!! i don't post for a day and look what happens! (:o , but in a good way, of course!! heehee)
John ran up the darkened streets towards the docking bays in the city. He drew on his anger and rage and embarassment, drawing in on the dark side, sprinting to their ship. He bypassed locks out of fury, then stormed inside and sabotaged hyperdrives and fried controls with his dark lightning. And, out of a sudden really mean horrible streak, he emptied the bar. "That will KILL them!" he exclaimed evilly, bursting into laughter. "Oh, boy, will they ever regret not letting me be a Punk!" and he headed off towards the space port to buy fare to Yavin 4 with the stolen credits from the Punks' ship.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 5, 2002 8:06 PM |
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<whoops, forgot to put my rank down! :D>
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
<there. much better.>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 6, 2002 1:06 PM |
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The Punks were still laughing when they reached the Fizz Hound. Which Lando brought them to, generously. (He had even filled the bar with a stockade of Corelian Whiskey and Lomin Ale)All of the punks were so drunk they could barely walk in a strait line.
"Hurry up you two!" Jaina yelled back as she bumped into Zekk.
"But, we can't even see whe-re we're go-ing!" Valin and Jysella said in a dizzied unison.
"Come on!" Anakin said in disbelief. "The two of you didn't even h-ave a full ale...y-ou split o-ne!"
THUMP!
The punks all turned in unison to see Valin and Jysella twisted and mangled on the floor.
"Thats the fourth time you two have fall-en." said Jacen
"Thats a Fact!" added Tenel Ka. The two of them where struggling to support eachother.
(Just added this lil bit to keep it on the front page!)
*~* Green Two *~*
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Date Posted: Feb 6, 2002 3:12 PM |
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The Punks boarded the ship. They stared in shock and dismay at the carnage in front of them.
"Who would do this to us?" Tenel Ka cried. The carnage had sobered them up pretty quickly.
"It was John." replied Jacen.
"How do you know?" asked Tahiri. "Are you having a force vision?"
"No." replied Jacen. "He's graffitied 'John Woz Ere' on the wall over there!"
Anakin, who had been exploring the ship to see what damage had been done, returned.
"The hyperdrive is completely shot!" he yelled. "We're goin' nowhere!"
Jaina looked pale. "I need a drink." she said.
They all walked over to the bar. Valin opened the secret compartment where they kept the super-strength stuff. It was empty.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" they all cried in unison.
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Date Posted: Feb 6, 2002 3:21 PM |
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The Punks were shocked to the core. John had stolen all their alcohol. He had even stolen Tahiri's supply of WD40 which she had secretly become addicted to.
Finally Jaina spoke. "Where is the little runt? I'll kill him!"
Jacen reached out with the force. "I've found him!" he exclaimed a couple of minutes later. "He's at the spaceport! Something's wrong, though. He feels...different."
"C'mon Punks!" cried Anakin. "We've got a rogue Jedi padawan on our hands! It's our duty as Jedi to seek out the troublemakers!"
"And make them return my WD40!" finished Tahiri.
They raced to the spaceport. The place was deserted. There was no one there except a tall man with blond hair. His blue eyes betrayed his age... They made him look about... 12.
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Date Posted: Feb 6, 2002 3:33 PM |
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Anakin stepped forward slowly. "John... Is that you?" he asked.
The tall man looked them square in the eyes. He was immensely tall, over 6 and a half feet. He was well built with bulging muscles everywhere. His gaze held them all in their place. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, he spoke.
"No." he said. "That's John over there." They all looked to where he was pointing. In a dark corner they could see some movement...
"John!" yelled Anakin. "Come here!"
A shadow in the corner moved slowly. Out stepped a very tall, thin, bandy legged teenager with greasy black hair, lots of spots and buck teeth with braces on them.
"He, he!" he replied triumphantly. His voice had a very nasal quality to it. Like he was talking through his nose. "Surprised? I used the force to age myself! I am unstoppable! I have my own plans... I'm going to start my own Jedi Punk band, only we will be better than you! We will kill anyone who doesn't love us! That will teach you to not include me!"
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Date Posted: Feb 6, 2002 3:35 PM |
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He laughed nasally again. The punks just looked on dumbstruck.
~~~ *Green Lead* ~~~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 6, 2002 6:04 PM |
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"And children," whispered Jaina,"This is why we do NOT dabble in the dark side..."
Anakin burst out laughing, but covered his mouth and pretended to be coughing.
"As I was saying before," bit out John, "my punk band will blow yours OUR OF THE WATER!" he dissolved into evil cackling.
"Um like, no way dude!" exclaimed Tahiri.
"Ooh, prissy little girly-girl making threats? Ooh! I'm sooooo scared!" snapped John sarcastically.
"Hey! Don't talk to Tahiri like that!" shouted Anakin, stepping between the evil John and his best friend.
"And now her boyfriend thinks he can stop me?!" HA! No one can stop me!" shouted John. He dissappeared with a thunderous clap.
"Well, that certainly went over well." commented Tenel Ka.Lowie roared in agreement.
"I think we've got some competition, guys." said Zekk.
"I think you're right." respondeed Jacen.
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Date Posted: Feb 6, 2002 6:13 PM |
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question. WAsn't Jysella younger or as young as John? So, if she is then why is she a punk and he isn't? And why won't the Punks at least let John travel with them even if he can't be an offical Punk?
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 6, 2002 6:26 PM |
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<i dunno.. its a good question for the convo thread, tho... >
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 12:43 PM |
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(Jaina and Tenel Ka are comforting an angry and desperate Tahiri on the other side of the hanger,or bay or whatever.)
"So..."said Zekk. "What are we gonna do about the Fizz HOund?"
"Fix it of course!" said Anakin.
"With what? we don't just happen to carry a spare hyperdrive around the galaxy." replied a thoughtful Jacen.
Anakin started. "And we don't have enough credits to either buy one or refill our supply of drinks..."
"Or WD40!!!" Tahiri yelled at them.
*~* Green Two *~*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 1:13 PM |
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"Why don't we hold a concert?" Tenel Ka asked as the girls walked over.
"Thats a good Idea."Jaina replied. "But just to be sure...does anyone else have a better idea?
*~* Green Two *~*
[help me I'm stumped]
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 1:15 PM |
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"Ships in any condition will be bought or traded by some Duro!" said Tenel Ka.
"Um.. like, how do you know?" asked Jacen.
Tenel Ka pointed to the billboard advertisement painted on the wall behind them.
"Well," said Jaina, "It's worth a look!"
.:.:.: First officer :.:.:.
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 2:10 PM |
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The Punks arranged a meeting with the Duro. He came to look over the ship about half an hour later. He wandered all over it, inspecting it inch by inch. When, after what seemed like a lifetime, he returned, the news appeared bleak.
"Hmm..." he started. "The news is bleak."
"Bleak?" asked Jacen.
"Bleak." replied the Duro. "The engines are shot to pieces, the hull seems to have seen more phaser fire than is possible and still remain in one piece, the controls are completely destroyed and the elastic has snapped on the furry dice. I'm afraid I can only offer you 5 credits for the lot."
"FIVE CREDITS!?!" yelled Anakin.
"Alright, 6 credits. You drive a hard bargain. But that's my final off..."
The Duro was looking at something over Anakin's shoulder.
"Amazing!" he exclaimed! "100,000 credits! Take it! I must have this ship!"
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 2:19 PM |
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"What!" cried Tahiri. "Why the sudden turnaround?"
The Duro walked behind Anakin. He approached the interior hull wall. It was covered in graffiti. Gingerly, he reached out and touched it.
"Tell me," he whispered. "Is that genuinely John's signature?"
Suddenly they realised. His hand was caressing the 'John was 'ere' graffiti.
"Yeah, that's his signature." replied Tenel Ka. "Why?"
"Ohmygosh!" he exclaimed. "John is my all-time hero! Please sell me this ship. I must have it for my collection!"
"John's your hero?!" exclaimed Jaina. "But why?"
"His band, 'Jedi John and his Rockin' Punksters' are the biggest band in the galaxy! Please, sell me the ship!"
"WHAT?!" yelled Tahiri. "But we saw him only an hour ago! He hadn't even got his band together then!"
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 2:28 PM |
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The Duro snorted.
"Phfft!" he said. "He's released two singles since then. He's hot property!"
The Punks looked stunned. Finally Jacen opened his mouth.
"Fine. You can have the ship." he said. "For 300,000 credits."
"Yeah, whatever..." the Duro said, not taking his eyes off the graffiti.
***
Two hours later, the Punks had their money in the bank. They waved goodbye to the Duro.
"Hey!" yelled Jaina. "Next time we play here, you can have a free ticket, ok?"
Expecting thanks, the Punks were surprised when the Duro laughed.
"You guys?" he said in between his laughter. "Your old news. John is the future of music!" He turned and walked away, still laughing.
"Guys!" exclaimed Anakin. "What are we goin' to do?"
"I'll tell you." said Jaina, grim faced. "We're going to find John, stop him and regain our crown as the galaxy's best Punk band!"
~~~ *Green Lead* ~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 4:27 PM |
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"How're we gonna do that?" a skeptical Jysella asked in a small voice.
"First, if John is the best punk band, we're gonna out-music him, or whatever you wanna call it. Simple. All we gotta do is change our style of music," Valin replied.
"Hmm...great idea," Anakin commented. "Now, what kinda music are we gonna sing? How 'bout country?"
"Sounds great, but what is country?" Tahiri questioned.
"It's an old, dead, style of music that was popular during the Old Republic," Jaina said dryly.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 4:31 PM |
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"Ok, but you said we were gonna become the best Punk band. How can we be the best punk band if we're not singing punk?" Jysella wondered.
"Duh, silly. We dont tell anyone that we're singing punk instead of country! They will think we came up with a new kind of punk, that's all," Jacen reassured her.
"Ok, so what should our songs be about?" Tenel Ka asked.
"How 'bout a guy named John that killed himself," Zekk murmured.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 4:35 PM |
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Tahiri snorted. "Come on, Zekk, you're not helping," Jaina scolded. Lowie rumbled something.
"Master Lowbacca suggests that we write about moisure farming," Emteedee translated.
Tahiri's face brightened. "Yea, great idea!" she exclaimed, thinking of her home planet, Tatooine, and how many farmers moisture farm for a living.
"Are you sure about this?" a still skeptical Jysella whispered through teary eyes.
"Positive as a Sith on a rancor," Anakin smiled confidently.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 4:37 PM |
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"We're gonna beat John if we hafta turn dark ourselves," Jacen said confidently. Tenel Ka raised her eyebrow. "Ok, maybe not that far, but you get the point. How bout we celebrate with a round of beer, on me."
~SF Pilot 1~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 5:30 PM |
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They all got good and drunk. But sobered up when they saw the mob carryin' John into the cantina. They sat him down at the bar... right next to Zekk.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 5:31 PM |
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Gtg...buy DJ.
*~* Green Two *~*
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 7:02 PM |
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"Oh, look who it is, folks!" John said to the crowd. "The Jedi Punks! What do you say we tell them what we think of them?" The mob erupted into a torrence of boos and shouts of disgust.
Anakin gulped.
Zekk didn't even flinch, he just shifted his gaze coolly to the younger man next to him and nodded. "Long time no see, John."
John let out a chiding snort. "I'm sure."
Zekk sat up straight on the barstool and put his arm around Jaina. "So how have you been doing the last..." he looked at his wrist chrono, "five hours?"
John looked surprised. "Has really been that long?" Zekk nodded. "Wow. Time really has no meaning in the Dark Side."
Zekk's temper flared at the ignorance. "Oh? Really?" John nodded. "Well that's funny, 'cause, you see, I've bee to the Dark Side, and, uh, I don't remember anything about time slowing down."
"Well, that's rpobably because I'm more powerful than you."
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 7:02 PM |
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Zekk leaned in closer. "Oh really? Well have you revived the spirit of Darth Vader yet?"
John shrank back. "well, uh, no, but..."
Zekk raised an eyebrow skeptically.
John let the rage flood his mind and shouted, "I can take you, ANYtime, ANYwhere!!!!"
Jaina leaned into the conversation. "Is that so, squirt?"
"Yeah, that IS so!" he spat.
By now all the Jedi Punks had surronded the rogue. Tahiri stepped foreward, now entirely enraged at the lack of a ready WD-40 supply. "Okay, little man! Bring it on!"
>Someone cover me! I'm stuck!<
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 7:22 PM |
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Here I go...
By now Tahiri's eyes were bulging out of their sockets, and she began to convulse in anger.
"Need...WD-40...NOW!" the enraged Jedi screamed, and she lunged for John's throat.
Unprepared for such a vicious attack, John was knocked off of his bar stool. The crowd gathered round as Tahiri began choking the frantic Dark Sider with her hands.
"Come on, John! Show her that you're the man!" the crowd yelled in encouragement. Managing to scramble away from Tahiri, John shakily rose to his feet. Raising his fists to defend against more blows, the young artist stumbled and let loose a burp.
Continued...
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 7:23 PM |
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"Looks like John's already been through our stuff." Zekk whispered to Jacen.
"Yeah, I got a plan." Jacen replied.
But before he could explain his idea, John struck a dramatic pose and screamed.
"Slo-mo Matrix POWER!!!"
"What?" everybody asked in confusion. But the meaning was son made clear as John jumped into the air, very slowly, his feet stretched out in a kick. At the apex of the leap, the slow maniac froze, and the world began to rotate.
"Hey! Did we drink too much?" Jaina slurred as she struggled to keep her balance.
"Okay, that's enough!" Anikin shouted.
ZAP.
John began to fall, very slowly. Anikin lowered the barrel of the blaster that he had stunned the annoying star with.
"Ouick, let's get out of here!" Jacen shouted. As they ran away, Zekk grabbed the still-falling John and slung him over his shoulders. The speechless crowd just stood by as they burst out of the door.
That's it for tonight for me...Goonight everyone.
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 7:26 PM |
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Oh yeha, I didn't see my rank thing until I finished this... Dum duh dum!
I'm a...
Cadet01
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 7, 2002 8:16 PM |
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"Slo-mo Martix POwers? Who came up with that? When did he come up with that?!" exclaimed a dizzy Tahiri.
"I feel motion sick!" commented Jysella.
"It sounded soo cheesy!" added Valin.
"Yup. Since when do Force-wielders like us use chants or spells? Only Dathomiri witches do that!" said Jaina.
"Hmm... we could use that, tying him into a Dathomiri male witch tribe... With Tenel Ka's permission, of course...that sounds so pathetic, being called a male witch... John The Male Witch and his band of Rockin' Witches....I can't wait till they're in concert..."said Jacen.
"Jace, get real. but, that's a good start, going to a concert. THAT'S IT! We'll sabotage a concert! And then, hop up on stage and do our thing!" shouted Anakin.
"Hmm.. this I like... after one more round, of course..." trailed off Jacen.
"Of course!" shouted Jaina.
They took off towards the nearest cantina...
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 11:58 AM |
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After a few more drinks, the Punks decided the act of sabotage towards John and his band was due. They found that, luckily, John was playing that very night. They bought tickets at the box office and entered the stadium. The place was packed. They fought their way to the front and waited. A couple of mediocre bands played but the crowd grew restless.
"WE WANT JOHN! WE WANT JOHN!" they yelled.
Finally the band appeared. Next to Jaina, a woman screamed with pleasure at the sight of John before fainting.
John was dressed in a sparkling sequined one-piece. It was skin tight. If anything it made him look lankier and geekier.
"What's the appeal?" asked Jacen. "We made Punk music cool. He ruins it! His hair is short, greasy and black, ours is long, spiky and multicoloured! He wears sequined clothes like a cheesy pop group, we make leather cool. Why do they like him?"
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 12:13 PM |
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"I've figured it out!" yelled Tahiri over the din. "He must be using the force to manipulate the minds of the crowd! He's forcing them to love him!"
Anakin stretched out with the force. "No he's not." he replied. "He must be doing something else. But what...?"
John waved at the crowd. "Hello Vortex!" he yelled. "Do you want to hear some music from Jedi John and his Rockin' Punksters?"
The crowd erupted into thunderous cheers.
"I'm gonna open with our first Number 1!" John yelled. "It's called 'I Hate You Jedi SoB's and Hope You Rot in Hell!' "
The Punks were shocked.
"You know what he's doin'?" yelled Tenel Ka. "He's making popular songs and unleashing anti-Jedi propaganda at the same time!"
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 12:20 PM |
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John started singing. Incredibly, his singing voice still had the nasal quality of his normal voice. However, the song wasn't half bad. Anakin found himself head banging to the beat before he stopped himself.
"Guys!" he exclaimed. "The reason they are so popular is because their songs are really good! They're ceirtainly better than ours!"
The others reluctantly agreed.
"Well," said Tahiri. "It's time to put our sabotage plan into effect. Are you guys ready?"
The others nodded. Jaina pushed her way to the stage. A couple of guards tried to stop her. She pushed them aside easily with the force. She clambered on the stage and pulled out the speakers. Suddenly the stage went quiet. Then Jaina started...
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 12:35 PM |
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"You awful, awful man!" she screamed at John before diving at him. She knocked him to the ground and started clawing at his eyes. He flung his hands up to protect himself. He screamed like a girl, really high pitched.
The rest of John's band appeared and threw Jaina off him.
"What's wrong with you, you crazy cow?!" yelled John. "Can't you handle a little competition?"
The arena had gone deadly quiet. Everyone was waiting to hear what Jaina had to say.
"You!" Jaina screamed. "You spent the night with me and then left me! I'm pregnant with your child!"
Everyone gasped. Anakin was impressed. Jaina was a better actress than he credited her for.
"No your not!" laughed John, nasally. "Your Jaina Solo! Everyone here knows your a Jedi liar! Your time is past! The Jedi are past! It's time for a new order... The order of Sith Punks!"
The Punks were shocked. John was a Sith? But how?
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 12:44 PM |
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"These fans are regular Sith followers!" laughed John. "The time of the Jedi is past! Together we plan on taking over the galaxy with...my music! Ha, ha, ha!"
John pointed towards the Punks. "Sith followers!" he yelled. "The lying Jedi are here to stop us! Kill them and bring me their heads on a plate with a cesar salad!"
The fans slowly turned to the Jedi. Within seconds they were surrounded.
"Well!" said Tenel Ka. "That was a great plan! Maybe next time we could come up with something better than Jaina running on stage and yelling lies in John's face!"
"What do you expect?" replied Anakin. "We were drunk when we came up with it!"
The Punks looked around for a gap they could escape from. There wasn't one. They were trapped....
~~~ *Three* ~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 1:28 PM |
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Zekk cautiously made his way to where Jaina was standing in the crowd. "Uh, Sweetie?" She turned to look him in the eye. "You WERE lying up there, right?" The look on Jaina's face told Zekk that she didn't understand the question. "What you said, it isn't true, is it?" He was beginning to get nervous.
"Is what a lie, honey?" She looked so innocent....
"PLEASE! Tell me that you didn't sleep with John." Jaina's gaze only faltered to take in the situation.
"I don't think so. Maybe. I doubt it, though."
"You mean to tell me that you can't even remember whether or not you spent the night with that geek?!?!?!?!?!?"
Before Jaina could argue her case, the corwd closed in for the kill.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 1:54 PM |
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Suddenly, from the catwalks above, a hooded figure lunged at the crowed, landing lightsaber activated in hand.
*~* Green Two *~*
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 1:59 PM |
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<Uhh, Rogue Eleven, check the conv. thread. Your no longer Green Two...>
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 2:07 PM |
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lol thanx
*~*ô¿ô*~* Four *~*ô¿ô*~*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 2:10 PM |
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The figure charged toward the crowd, brandishing its lightsaber. The Sith infected crowd began to back nervously away. As the mysterious figure charged, its hood fell away from its face.
"Master Skywalker!!?" cried the Punks. Luke was making noises like a Tusken Raider's victory yell as he attacked the crowd. Screams and howls of pain were heard, as Luke hacked his way through the mass of John's followers.
TBC
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 2:27 PM |
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As the figure landed, the Punks noticed that whoever it was, was really, really, really short.
Jacen rolled his eys and groaned. "Oh, not more little kids! I can't take it anymore!"
"I really don't care, just so long as I get some WD40 in my system, PRONTO!" Tahiri put in.
"Anakin looked confused. "What does pronto mean?" Tahiri shrugged.
The newcomer proved to be just the edge the Punks needed. Tenel Ka noticed that the little squirt handled a lightsaber expertly. "Wow! That little squirt handles a lightsaber expertly!"
The "little squirt" used the ancient Jedi technique known as "spin around in circles with the blade out, and hope that you hit someone", while the Punks used a more conventional, "watch what you kill" method that Luke had taught them.
Blaster bolts and fists flew at the robed figure, but it just easly ducked beneath the blows.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 2:28 PM |
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After the grueling, five-minute battle was over, bodies and parts of bodies were strewn all over the floor. Scanning the area, Zekk noticed with a twinge of disappointment, that John was not among them. In fact, the geek was no where to be found.
The hooded figure was, however. Tahiri ran up to it. "Wow! Dude! Thanks! You were amazing! Now. you don't happen to have any Wd40 on you, do ya', pal?"
The figure didn't speak, just handed the much taller girl a jug of the stuff from under his robes.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 2:29 PM |
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Tahiri let out a squeal of delight and hugged the bottle to her chest. "Oh! Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!! If I knew what you were, I'd kiss you!"
Anakin snorted at his girlfriend's comment. "Yeah. Don't want to be getting into anything you don't know anything about, do you, Tahiri?" he remarked sarcastically.
Tahiri scowled visoucly at him and downed the entire bottle in one gulp.
The Punks gathered around the robéd runt. Jaina stepped towards it. In a rather uncharacteristiclly breathy voice, she said, "Wow. That was amazing. I've never seen anyone fight like that."
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 2:30 PM |
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Zekk cleared his throat. Jaina straightened up and extened a hand to the figure. "Uh, I mean, thank you for the help."
Jacen spoke up. "Yeah man. So like, who and/or what are you?"
The figure removed the cowl to reveal a head of unruly red hair, glasses that seemd to make up his eyes entirely, and a white lab coat and purple rubber gloves. "I am Dex-tar, boy gen-i-ous, and I have come to ask for your help."
It was more the articulation than the accent that surprised the Punks. "Dude! Like, where are you from?!" Tenal ka asked.
"Cartoon Network," the boy said frankly. "Now about the hlep I need--"
Zekk cut him off. "wait a minute! You want OUR help?"
Dexter nodded.
"What for?" asked Zekk.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 2:30 PM |
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"My st-uupid sister Dee-dee has come to this galaxy to join a punk band. Normally, I wouldn't mind the peace and quiet in my secret lab-Or-atory, but, you see, my parents want her home in time for dinner, and they would be very angry if they found out that she came here in a ship that I built in my secret lab-oratory. I need your help to get her back before she destroys your galaxy. Speaking of which, axactly where am I? HBO?"
Anakin shook his head. "No! Dude, this is, like, the Galaxy far, far Away!"
"Oh. My mistake."
=*=*=*=*Commander*=*=*=*=
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 2:33 PM |
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>OOOPS!!! Sorry, #1! I didn't realize you had posted! Well, we can vote on which one we like better at the convo thread. Put it up for vote when you're done.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
=*=*=*=*Commande*=*=*=*=
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Emp. Dan
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 2:37 PM |
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Jacen walks but gets wacked over by a familiar wookie, Chewbacca!
Jacen: Chewie I thought you were dead?
Chewie:Wooh!(I wacked the asteroid back)
Jacen: Very funny!
Chewie:Waahhh!(I was brought back to help you.
Jacen: Holy ################################ to see you too)
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 4:28 PM |
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(whatever...)
The punks spent the better part of the next day getting a ship. Oh, and they found Tahiri a nice supply of WD-20. They named their new ship, which was disturbingly similar to Mara's Jade-whatever, the Drunk Punk. It had a very nice ring to it, and the seller even included a year's supply of Corellian Ale.
The booze was what did it in for the punks. They got very nice and drunk and then...wham! John found them. And right behind him was a tall girl with blonde pigtails and a pink dress. Dexter went off to fight with her, taking a monkey-wrench with him. Then Jaina, Tenel Ka and Tahiri both decided to fight John.
The three girls suddenly changed into little preshcool kids that were dressed in pink, blue, & green. They flew through the air and nailed John with their super-powers. TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 4:32 PM |
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C
The boy punks (and Jysella) all backed up against a wall, Anakin mumbling 'the cheezieness, the cheeziness' repeatedly. Then they discovered that they had backed into the wall of a cantina.
"Hey! All you little fighting cartoon-thingys! Why don't we settle this over a beer?!" Jacen called. All the short little cortoons, except for Dexter and Deedee, changed back into humans.
"Sure! Can I be a Sith-punk in your band?" Jonh called.
"Uh...we can talk about that over some nice alocohol, okay!" Anakin said. The three girls and John all followed the other punks into the bar... Jacen relayed his plan to the others via the force. Tahiri moaned, but other then that, no one objected. TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 4:36 PM |
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C
None of the punks drank real beer. They all had water, or something. Once John was nice and drunk, they started the negotaions.
"Okay. Why don't you take your ship and fly out to Yavin4? You can leave us all your credits and beer and join the Sith underground? Okay?" Jaina asked John.
"Uhhhh, Surre, why nnot?" he replied, slurring. Jacen put a bag on the table.
"Just empty all the credits into here, and then you can go to Yavin4!" he said. John groggily put all his cash in the sack. Then he walked out of the bar, but he hit a wall first. The punks examined his unconsious form. TBC
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 4:40 PM |
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C
"What do we do with him now?" Tahiri asked.
"We could always take him there ourselves." Anakin put in.
"Or we could do something even better. I have an evil idea, and I think you'll love it." Jaina said gleefully, rubbing her hands together.
After a few minutes, they had John in the tiny pod, with the directions to Mara's ship. They watched it disappear into the sky, and Tahiri waved.
Then they all had a nice time in the bar actually drinking. When the punks got back to the Drunk Punk, none of them could see straight. Jaina managed to pilot them someplace near the Core...
Done.
~^~^~^SF Lead^~^~^~
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 4:52 PM |
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Zekk walked into the cockpit to find a drunk Jaina sprawled across the floor sleeping. He carefully picked her up and carried her to her bunk, when she woke up.
*~* Four *~*
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 4:53 PM |
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The Punks were celebrating their victory over John.
"Well, we might have won the battle, but I doubt we've won the war." said Anakin.
"Whhaaaat?" slurred Tahiri. She had drunk too much WD40.
"Oh, come on!" said Anakin. "John is a real threat to us! Am I the only one thinking clearly? He won't let this drop. Don't you get it? It won't stop! It never stops..."
"Oh, Anni!" laughed Jaina. "Calm down! Have another drink!"
Suddenly the comm channel beeped.
"We're being hailed!" said Tenel Ka.
"Well, duh!" replied Jacen.
A voice came over the comm.
"Drunk Punk, this is the tabloid news company 'Insider'. We wish to talk to John about his success. We know he boarded your ship. Where is he?"
"Oh no!" said Zekk. "What will we do?"
The voice returned."Why are you stalling? Give us John!"
"Wait!" cried Anakin. "I have an idea!"
TBC
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 5:04 PM |
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Anakin cleared his throat and opened the comm.
"This is John." he said in a nasal voice not that different from John's. "Why are you bothering me?"
"John!" exclaimed the voice. "Tell us, during your second single release, it was rumored that you are not naturally your age. Can you comment?"
"Uhhh, no, I can't" replied Anakin in the same voice.
"Why not?" asked the voice. "You never held out from the press before! Why now?"
"Because, um, because..." Anakin trailed off. He couldn't think of anything!
"John?" the voice sounded suspicious. "John? What's wrong?"
"Nothing!" replied Anakin. "I don't feel well, that's all!"
There was silence. Finally the voice spoke. "Well, can you comment on your relationship with supermodel Katya Mossori?"
"Yes!" said Anakin. "We're very happy!"
"Liar!" replied the voice. "There is no relationship!"
The comm went dead. Seconds later the ship opened fire.
"Oh no..." said Jaina.
~~~ *Three* ~~~
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 5:36 PM |
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The ship began to shake under the assault. Lights flickered, and Tahiri collapsed onto the floor, WD-40 dripping from her mouth.
"Well, the Shatners really hit the fan now." Zekk mumbled.
"What?" Jysella asked.
"Wait!" Jacen exclaimed, bursting from his seat and knocking over Jysella in his excitement," We need to distract them. What's the biggest dirstacting thingie for the media?"
"Uh..." the other Punks were stumped. "A blaster?"
"No, idiots, a scandal!" Jacen was trembling with excitement. "We just need to think up something juicy that they'll believe!"
"Okay, I got one." Jaina said. Downing a mug of Elba Beer, she pushed Anakin aside. "Here, let me use the comm." she contacted the other ship. "Hello, Insider? Is that you? It's Jaina."
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 5:37 PM |
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(Continued...)
"What do we care? John's not on your ship, we can tell that you're lying!" a new, sharp voice replied.
"But...John's the father of my child!" Jaina screamed.
"Hey, we tried that already," Zekk whispered. "They won't believe it."
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 5:38 PM |
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(Continued)
But then Jaina began to cry.
"*Crying Sound Crying Sound*, I'M SO CONFUSED! *LOUD CRYING SOUND* SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME A HUG!"
"Listen, girl. We don't buy your act, so just-"
"NO, I'LL NEVER DIVULGE TO YOU THE SHOCKING, SHAMEFUL SECRETS I KNOW ABOUT JOHN! NEVER! I LOVE HIM!!!"
"Hey, did you say shocking secrets? No, we'll listen! Hey, you can trust us." The Insider man sounded a little more interested now.
"Sniff...okay." Jaina continued her act, "But I need a personal interview. I can't tell you my terrible tale of woe on an unguarded frequency. So stop firing, and we'll meet."
"...Okay. Stand by for docking."
Turning off the comm channel, Jaina spun around to smile at the Punks.
"Okay, now comes the fun part."
Cadet01
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Ka Ti Mak
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 6:30 PM |
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i'm not adding to the story (i don't wanna ruin it)but awhile ago i saw in sw magizine that they had a punk bad poster with Han, chewie, Luke, Leia and (i think) r2 and threepio. does n-e body haveit or have even heard of it?? ok, well i thought it was cool
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 8:06 PM |
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^Ka Ti Mak, you should talk about that on the convo thread...^
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 8:30 PM |
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While Jaina got herself ready for the interview, Tahiri knocked herself out with another bottle of WD40. Jaina put fresh mascara on, then splashed water on her face to smear the mascara.
"You look like you've been crying really hard, young girl," the reporter sympathized. "Why dont you tell us now about John."
Jaina sniffed. "He...he...he told me he was gay and that he didn't want to see me anymore!" she burst out crying. "He's evil, and he says that he hates singing and is going to retire. He wants too kill all his fans, and...and..."
The reporter acted shocked. "How disturbing!" he cried. "I must warn the public at once. Tell me, young Jaina, is there anything I can do for you?"
Jaina sniffed. "Well, he did steal some of my songs and plans on using them for his next concert."
"How horrid! That theif needs to be stopped at once!" The reporter said.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 8:33 PM |
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Jaina smiled inwardly. Now the fun had begun. "Please, tell me you wont hurt John?"
The reporter raised his, or her (it wasn't easy to tell which one it was), eyebrow and said comfortly, "Well, that's up to the New Rebublic, but I'm guessing he'll only get put in jail for life."
Jaina gasped. "For life? Not any longer- er...I mean, that long? Oh, well, I guess it must be done."
~SF Pilot 1~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 10:51 PM |
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"Well, don't worry, we'll make sure the proper authorites are notified.. what did you say your name was again?" asked the nosy reporter.
"Aniaj, Aniaj Olos! Thank you -s-s-so much for all your help!" Jaina whispered between sobs and sniffles.
"We are here to help!" replied the reporter rather perkily.
"Please, excuse me, I'm going to my therapy sessions now, what with all this trauma..." said Jaina. tbc....
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 10:52 PM |
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cont...
"Oh, of course, of course, you poor dear!" exclaimed the reporter. "We ahve an appointment else where anyways, thank you for your time!"
Jaina could barely keep from bursting into laughter. As soon as she had left the bay, she collapsed into a fit of laughter, with tears of mirth rolling down her cheeks. The rest of the Punks greeted her, congratulating her on such an awesome job, and laughing too.
"Well, now what?" asked Anakin once the group had calmed down.
"Hey, let's go to Corellia! Maybe we can frame Sith-boy here and get him arrested! It's on our way, anyways!" suggested Jacen.
"Yea, go to Corellia and risk being caught by Mirax Tara and Mara? I don't think so." said Zekk.
Maybe we can just sleep on it?" suggesteed a sleepy Jysella.
"Mmm... after a few drinks, I s'pose so..." said Tenel Ka. done...
*~*~*~Two*~*~*~
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Flashback-1984
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Date Posted: Feb 8, 2002 11:49 PM |
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the next day as thee minds cleared up a bit they made the decision to pay Corellia a visit to regain the crown as the greatest punkband,now with music. Jaina set the track but after the checklist they had to reset it because of a probable collision with the black wholes next to Kessel.
They landed on Corellia without sighting Mara, what made them more worry then to give them relief.
*look over the post im not sure if it is good enough to be adopted, im trying to post now regularly*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 6:08 AM |
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The Punks decided it was time to take a vacation and spent the better part of the day touring the streets of Corellia. They visited the newly renovated Treasure Ship Row, an intergalactic bazzar full of everything. Tahiri found a case of WD-40. Jaina bought herself a tube top that changed colors, while Tenel ka examined a line of lizardskin swimwear(needless to say, Jacen was pleased!)Aside from watching Tenel Ka, Jacen sampled food from around the galaxy.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 6:22 AM |
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Anakin found new acessories for his guitar, and his hair. Jysella and Valin went wild over some vornskrs for sale. However, Jaina said that," Vornskrs don't make good pets, even if Talon Karrde has two!"
The Punks decided to leave the excitement of Treasure Ship Row and go to a nearby cantina.
There, they experienced the joys of drinking without worrying where their next gig would be. They were all working on their second mug when the door opened and a figure stepped into the room. The figure walked over to the Punk's table.
"Lando!?" cried the Punks.
"Hey there! Do you mind if I join you?" asked Lando.
TBC
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 6:32 AM |
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" How did you know we were here?" asked Anakin.
"Actually, I'm just as surprised to see you as you are to see me. I'm the co-owner of this cantina, and I thought I'd check in and see how business was doing." said Lando.
"Well, we're on vacation right now" said Jaina.
"Oh. Well in that case, have a good time." said Lando." Remember, if you're in trouble, I can help you. I'm going to talk to the owner now, but I'll be back." With that, Lando left the table.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 8:56 AM |
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"Well, that was a surprise!" said Zekk.
"Not really " said Jaina." Lando's always involved in some sort of business deal!"
Lando returned to the Punk's table. He handed them a scrap of flimsy.
"Here's my hotel address and room number if you need anything while you're here."
With that, Lando exited the cantina.
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The Punks decided to visit Corellia's famous Gold Beaches. Swimsuits were the order of the day. Tenel Ka showed off her lizardskin two piece to Jacen, which made Lowie roll his eyes in amusement. He didn't need a swimsuit to look good. Especially as he spotted a group of female Wookiees enjoying the sun.
.:.:.: First Officer :.:.:.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 11:19 AM |
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Jysella and Valin, who were both very fair skinned, decided to visit the nearest amusement park. On the way to the park, they ran into Lando.
"Watch where you're going, little brats," Lando yelled.
"S-sorry," Jysella stutterd.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't recognize you guys," Lando apologized. "It's just that I got done talking to the owner, and, well, things aren't going to well at the cantina."
"Oh, what's wrong with it?" Valin inquired politely.
"Not gettin' 'nough buisness," Lando muttered.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 11:23 AM |
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"Oh, maybe we can help. We've been looking for a gig, and that might be just what you're place needs," Jysella said.
Lando's face brightened. "Would you guys? I'm sure we can pay you, and you'll get free drinks."
"Well, we gotta talk it over with the others, so we'll get back to you," Valin informed him.
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Jaina groaned. "Ouch, don't touch it!" Lowie laughed, and Jaina glared at him. "Hey, just because you cant get sunburns doesn't mean you're any better than us," she scolded. Lowie rumbeled something, and was instantly lifted up in the air by an invisible hand.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 11:31 AM |
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Lowie growled at Jaina to let him down. Jaina smiled cruely, and lifted him up higher. "Hey, guys," a small voice said. Lowie went tumbling to the ground, and Jaina spun around.
"Valin, I told you not to sneak up on me like that!" she scolded. Lowie grumbled and rubbed his head.
"Sorry," Valin said. "I've been talking with Lando, and he want's us to play at his cantina."
"Well, I dont know," Jacen said, coming up behind Lowie. Tahiri whispered something to Anakin.
"There'll be free drinks," Jysella cried.
"Free drinks you said? We're in." Anakin grinned.
~*:)*~ One ~*:)*~
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 1:48 PM |
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"Yeah," Jacen said "and we've been working on a couple of new--"
"Ahem!" interupted Anakin
"Okay, okay. ANAKIN has been working on a couple of new songs."
"That's better" said Anakin, grinning from ear to ear.
Lowie made a deep growling noise
"Okay so Lowie helped a bit with one of them." Anakin said.
"Well I--" Jaina started
"Stop it!" said Valin "Were supposed to be the same group"
"But--" Jaina replied, only to stop when she realised that Valin had just used the Force to tell a load of bugs to attack her.
-= Cadet02 =-
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 2:41 PM |
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Suddenly Lando came running down the beach towards them.
"Hey guys!" he yelled.
The Punks stopped their game/torture of Jaina and waited for him to reach them. When he finally did, he was out of breath.
"Thanks...for...the offer...you guys...but your no longer...needed tonight."
"What!?!" exclaimed Anakin. "But we were in the middle of preparing!"
Lando gave him a cold stare.
"Alright. Maybe we weren't preparing. But we were looking forward to the free booze...uh, I mean performing! Why don't you need us?"
"Because we have a better band! 'Sith John and his Rockin' Punksters are playing! Just imagine the money they'll bring in..."
"Not John again!" groaned Zekk. "Didn't we just ditch that windbag? How did he escape from Mara's clutches?"
"Oh, don't you know?" asked Lando. "Mara's turned Sith! She's his lead guitarist! Together with Tara on keyboard and Mirax on triangle!"
"...Mom's a Sith?" asked Valin in a small voice.
~~~ *Three* ~~~
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 3:00 PM |
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"...Mom plays a triangle?" Jysella sounded distressed.
"That's right!" Lando enthused, "And I have to tell you, she's the best triangle player I've seen in a long time. Hey, I wonder of it runs in the family? I can just picture it now- "Mirax, Valin and Jysella: The Triangle Trio"! It'll be great! So, whaddya say?"
Anakin had had enough. Again.
"No! Valin and Jysella are in our group! The Punks, remember?" Grabbing Lando by his collar, the angry Solo pulled him closer. "Listen, Calrissian. You go tell John and his little Sith cronies that we're gonna have a battle of the bands! Tonight, at your place! And the best band wins! Which is us! So there!"
TBC
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Czulkang
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 3:01 PM |
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Continued...
Lando's eyes began to gleam as he pictured the idea in his mind.
"You're right, it'll be great! John, the new star, up against the Punks, those no-names from yester-" Anakin punched him in the ribs, "Ah, I mean, the Punks, the best band ever!" Lando finished with an extravagant twirl of his hands.
"That's right." Jacen growled, "And this time, we're gonna show them who's boss. By the way, that free drink thing is still part of the deal, right?"
"Absolutely!" Lando assured. Anakin released his death grip on the older man's shirt.
"Okay, well get out of here and go get things set up."
As Lando ran off, Jacen excalimed, "A round of drinks in celebration!"
"Uh, Jacen, the only cantina we know here is Lando's."
"Oh, you're right. Hey Lando, wait up!"
The Punks ran off in the direction of the club owner.
Cadet01
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 3:17 PM |
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"Right then - heres that new song i was working on" said Anakin as they headed into the club for some refreshments
The others crowded round the datapad that Anakin was holding out to them.
"Obviously I'm the only one who sings anything in it because it's MY song." he continued
"I thought you said you were working on a few songs?" Jaina asked.
"Well actually, me and Lowie came up with a whole show together, didn't we?" Anakin said
Lowbacca growled in agreement.
"So I've put in a couple of our 'classics' in there aswell, just to remind everyone who we are" explained Anakin
"Yeah a lot of people seem to have forgotten since John showed up." Jacen moaned.
"And I've arranged for Artoo to come down and use his holoprojecter to do a few special effects for us" he added.
"So how long left till this battle then?" asked Valin
"Um, about 3 hours, i think" said Jaina
-= Cadet02 =-
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Flashback-1984
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 3:21 PM |
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The punks were looking at each other a long time saying nothing.
But then Anakin exlaimes. "I need a beer."
The others thought the same thing and so they went to the next cantina.
Staring i his lomin ale jacen said "That is sithcrap, we just thought we got rid of all our enemies, and then they appear again... together. It just misses that Luke would join them."
"This is literally(sp) Sithcrap" Jaina states, "but Mara was alrady evil and powerful but now as a Sith, arrrg, i can't hardly imagine what they could do."
"Yeah right,"says Tahiri, "it makes me get a headache, a bad one"
"You probably just need a WD-60." comments Anakin sarcastically, emphasizing the 60.
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Flashback-1984
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 3:28 PM |
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** Sorry guys, i satrted writing before yun posted just ignore it k?**
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Flashback-1984
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 3:33 PM |
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"Ok, cool that are 2 hours drinking and 1 hour to prepare, ############ bar" Exlaimed Jacen.
Anakin stopped him "Easy now,bro, we have to get ready for the show now, because that is not just a concert it is abattle gainst Sith punks and Aunt Mara."
Cadet 05
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Flashback-1984
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 3:37 PM |
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"Ok, cool that are 2 hours drinking and 1 hour to prepare, ############ bar" Exlaimed Jacen.
Anakin stopped him "Easy now,bro, we have to get ready for the show now, because that is not just a concert it is a battle gainst Sith punks and Aunt Mara!"
Cadet 05
( The ## are just: Lets go to the bar)
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Emp. Dan
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 3:46 PM |
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Chewie:(runs in)WAAAAA!( Jacen I forgot to ask you hows your dad?)
Jacen: Well he's cheating on my mom with Boba Fett.
Chewie: Oh(oh)
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 4:02 PM |
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" Ok everyone...today we're havin a battle of the bands...between The Punks...and John's sith band ( or whatevr its called..." Lando announced. "Everybody, here's the Punks!"
Curtain opens....
" Hello every1!" Anakin exclaimed.
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 4:15 PM |
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" We're gonna start off the show with a new song..." he continued. Lights focus and change to purple/ blue flashing.
"A long long time ago...In a galaxy far away...Naboo was under an attack..." Anakin started.
"where did he get this song?" Jaina mumbled to Zekk.
"From some weird Al, dude."
*~* Steadfast Pilot Four *~*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 4:21 PM |
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The crowd booed. "We want John!" someone cried. Lowie groaned something.
"You said it, Lowie," Jacen murmured. "Why anyone would want to listen to the Sith nasal voice is beyond my comprehenison. I still think we should'a gone with the country thing."
Jysella walked up to the mic and forcefully pryed it away from Anakin's hands. The crowd quieted down enough for her to speak in a small voice, "Well-"
"Oh, look, the little girl is gonna stick up for the band!" another voice in the audience cried.
Jysella's face brimmed with anger. "NOBODY TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT!" she cried. "I AM NOT A LITTLE GIRL, SO YOU'D BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH OR YOU'LL FIND YOUSELF FLOATING TO KASHYYK!"
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 4:23 PM |
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Anakin continued...with the punks all joining in...(exception of Lowie)" My, My Mr Anakin Guy...maybe vader some day later...now he's just a small fry...left his home and kissed his mother goodbye..sayin soon I'm gonna be a Jedi..."
*~* Four *~*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 4:26 PM |
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The guy laughed, and found himself picked up by an invisable hand. "Put me down, little Sith monster!" he cried. The rest of the crowd laughed. Jysella twirled the man around, and slammed him into the ceiling until he fell unconscious. The crowd roared with glee.
"Jys, where'd you learn how to do telekiness?" Valin murmured in shock.
Jysella grinned. "You're not really my brother," she informed him. "I'm adopted."
~*:P*~ SFP One ~*:P*~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 4:28 PM |
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*eek, didn't know you were still posting!*
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ROGUEeleven (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1186
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Date Posted: Feb 9, 2002 4:31 PM |
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It's Ok ...your posts are good...PODRACER...CAN YOU JUST PUT MY LAST POST BEFORE HER"S WHEN U EDIT?...there...everything's fixed.
*~* four *~*
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