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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 15, 2002 1:34 PM |
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>Don't worry, Sticks! I'll get them to you. I couldn't with the address you gave me though. I'll try through your site in a bit. But not now: I have to go get my brother from school. K? don't freak!<
~~~~May the Force be wtih y'all~~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 15, 2002 6:03 PM |
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Mara "uploaded" her memory and personality into Maara via the Force. Mara left the apartment and went to hang around the combat trainees <they ARE on Eclipse right?> so as to be out of sight of Luke and Maara.
Maara, then, underwent a severe brainwash (administered by the twins), to make her think that she really WAS Mara.
Waking from the trance that she was forced into, Maara (thinking she was Mara), looked around, more than slightly confused. "Why am I in YOUR apartment? I should be home, with Luke."
"You just came over for a drink," Anakin informed the clone. "You slipped and got knocked out cold."
"Well, that would explain my headache."
Jacen did his best to maintain a look of "genuine" compassion. "YOu want me an' Lowie to walk you home?"
Getting to her feet, Maara nodded. "Okay. That's probably a good idea."
On the way, Jacen explained to Maara that Luke would be home soon: he was in the comm ccenter talking to Leia (the truth of which was unknown).
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 15, 2002 6:05 PM |
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Halfway down the hall, however, Maara tripped over her facial hair. "Uh, Jacen? Why do I have a beard?"
Jacen waved his hand dismissivly. "Aww, it's the latest thing! The Mom and Dad drew the line at letting the girls do that, but you've been wanting that style for a long time! I'm glad Luke finally let you! He's gonna LOVE it!"
Maara smiled. "Do you really think he will?" she asked hopefully.
Jacen, with the greatest of discipline (sp????), forced back a gag, covering it with a nervous cough. "Umm... YEAH! It looks great! Not many Humas can actually pull it off, but you... .... I really like it."
The door to the Skywalkers' apartment whooshed shut. Lowie and Jacen sprinted back the way they had come, laughing uproarously.
"I can't believe that worked Lowie!"
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 15, 2002 6:06 PM |
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* * *
Whistling to himself --it was a strang tune about love and being a happy family-- Luke opened the door to his apartment. Taking one step in, screaming, backing out quickly, Luke ran down the hall to the Punks apartment.
Still screaming, and almost to childish tears of fear, Luke pounded on the door. "Let me in!!!!!!"
Jaina forced composure in herself and the rest of the group before answering the door.
"Uncle Luke! What's wrong? Here, come on in." She led him to a couch and seated herself next to him. "Shh, calm down. It's okay. What happened."
Between sobs, Luke uttered six words: "There's... a... monster... in... my apartment!!!"
Jaina was the only one capable of maintaing sanity.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Jan 15, 2002 6:17 PM |
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The rest of the Punks dissolved into cackles of evil laughter. Between sobs of laughter herself, Jaina gasped, " That's no monster, it's Maara!"
"Mara!?!" shreiked Luke.
"No, Maara!" cried the Punks.
Luke looked like he was on the verge of severe mental collapse.
"Heeeeerre's Mara!" announced Anakin, further adding to Luke's confusion, as the real mara emerged from the kitchen. Luke's face turned from white to red faster than a stoplight.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 15, 2002 8:01 PM |
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Luke still looked like he didn't get it, so the twins explained the whole stalking-madman-clone-of-mara-jade-and-the-colned-emporor-who-troed-to-kill-them-repeatedly and it took Luek a few moments, btu then he had to laugh along with the Punks. It was pretty funny. After they had all quieted down, Anakin announced, "Well, now that everyone's on the same sheet of flimsy, I say we share this holovid of tonights happenenings with the rest of the Jedi!"
Luke froze in horror at the thought that he, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, was caught on holovid screaming and bawling like a two-year-old and behaving like a madman. The room's occupants studied him closely to see his reaction.Luke continued to stare at Anakin incredulously, but then Lowie quickly snapped a holo of Luke's wide eyed terrified gaping stare.Anakin, unable to keep a straight face any longer, burst out laughing ,Luke, realizing Anakin's bluff, cracked up too, and pretty soon the whole room was in hysterics.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 15, 2002 8:02 PM |
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**cloned-emporor-who-TRIED**-to-kill-them... sorry, just ddn't catch that typo in time. heehee
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Date Posted: Jan 16, 2002 3:57 PM |
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I'm sorry if I screw this up.
The laughter was cut short by Jaina. "What do we do about...," she nodded at Maara. The whole room began to stare at the clone.
"What is going on?" Maara asked. She turned twards Luke. "You don't like the beard, do you?" Maara, and all of her flub turned twards the punks." I knew he wouldn't."
This was too much for Anakin who started snickering again until Tahiri elbowed him in the stomach.
That's when Jacen removed his influence on Maara's mind. The clone loked down at the flub, tube top, and the bright blue beard, and started to scream hysterically.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 16, 2002 6:18 PM |
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Luek winced, and the Punks covered their ears aginst the noise. Mara waved her hand, and the clone dropped unconscious to the floor.
"Alright, geniuses of Eclipse, now what do we do with this poor mangled monster?" asked Mara.
"Umm, shove her out the hangar?" suggested Anakin.
"Drop her off at the nearest planet?" said Jaina.
"Rewrite her memory?" said Tahiri.
"Rename her Tara Jade, twin of Mara Jade?" replied Jacen.
"You guys figure this out. Your mess, your monster, your problem.I'm outta here!" said Mara.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 17, 2002 4:45 PM |
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*LOL*
Jaina looked at Maara. "Leaving her like this would be just mean," she said sympathetically.
"Oh well," Jacen said nonchalantly. The punks carried the unconsciouss Maara to an alleyway filled with garbage. They set her down, then erased her memories and left her with the name Tara Jade. They implied in her memory that she was homeless and was of no relation to the famous Jedi Master Mara Jade.
They left her there, never to see Tara Jade again, or so they hoped.
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Date Posted: Jan 17, 2002 10:13 PM |
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^what ever happened to that 'kid'?^
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 18, 2002 2:32 PM |
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*The kid's training to bcome a jedi, i guess*
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 18, 2002 4:16 PM |
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>hee hee!!! I love this story guys! its is too funny!<
And thus, they dropped "Tara" off at the nearest space port. Tahirir had had to fix her, take away the blue beard and put her on Jenny Craig to lose the extra pounds. Then, the Punks zipped off towards Corellia for another concert.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 18, 2002 4:17 PM |
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*oops! not Tahirir~Tahiri!!!! heehee!*
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 5:44 AM |
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That was great! Can u guys bring Valin and Jysella back into the story?
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 11:07 AM |
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A few days later, the punks were hanging out after the successful Correlia concert. They all thought their music needed something more, but what?
"You know, we could change the style of our music," Jacen mused.
"Na, that wont help any." Anakin said.
"How bout a new band member?" Tenel Ka asked.
"Who though?" Jaina asked.
"How bout John?" Anakin said.
"Naw, too young." Tahiri decided. "We could ask Valin to join. He's not much younger than me."
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 11:21 AM |
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>Y'all want the Horn kids back? Here they are! I got the PERFECT idea!
>Will this story EVER end? It's goin' up faster than I can edit!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 11:57 AM |
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***
Jaina hit the door chime to the Horn's apartment. She and Zekk exchanged nervous glances before the door whooshed open.
Whistler led them in. "Hey, Whistler," Jaina said. "Could let Corran and Mirax know that we want to talk to them for a minute."
The astromech twittered an affirmative and trundled off.
Moments later, Corran came into the living room Whistler had left the kids in. "Hi, Jaina, Zekk. Is something wrong? Luke didn't start wearing poodle skirts again, did he?"
Jaina shuddered at the thought.
"No, Master Horn," Zekk answered. "At least, I don't think so."
Corran relaxed visibly. "That's a relief. And, Zekk, you can call me Corran. You're not talking to my grandfather, here."
Zekk nodded, but said nothing.
Jaina did speak, however: "Actually, we came to ask you for a bit of a favor."
Corran raised an eyebrow. "Uh-huh..."
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 11:58 AM |
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"Corran," said Zekk, "We're looking for a new band member--"
"Aw, gee, guys," he said, blushing slightly. "I don't know... I'm not as young as I used to be."
Try as she might (and she did), Jaina found it psyically impossible to supress her laughter.
Zekk just held back a gag, and coughed in stead. "Uh, actually, Corran, I was talking about Valin. We want someone that the Galaxy's never seen before, and that Johnny kid we picked up a few episodes back is just WAY too young."
The older man thought for a minute, then let out a deep breath. "Alright. You got yourself a kid."
The couple smiled.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 11:59 AM |
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Corran held up a finger, "BUT!" he said. "You can't tell Mirax, or she would have a cow."
Jaina and Zekk looked confused. "Uhh, how do plan on keeping her missing son from her a secret?" Jaina asked.
"And what the heck is a COW?" blurted Zekk.
Corran shrugged. "I don't know what a cow is, but I heard that Gieko gekko-thing talking about it."
Just as Corran was about to continue, Valin and Jysella came bursting from their playroom, the latter in tears. "It's not fair, Daddy!" she wailed.
"What's not fair, sweetie?"
"I wanna be aprt of the band! Why does Valin get to do everything fun?!?"
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 11:59 AM |
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"Now, Jysella," Corran scolded. "What have i told you about using the Force when the grown-ups are talking? Eavesdropping isn't very nice."
The child ignored the question. "DADDY! I WANNA GO!!!!!!"
Jaina broke in before Corran could answer. "She can come!"
Zekk threw her a warning glare, which Jaina ansered: "No, really! We can use her!"
"Jaina, what are you talking about?" Zekk asked. "We discussed this already: she is too young! We can't take that responsiblity!"
Jaina shook her head. "No, no responsiblity: she can help John! He's always complaing that he wants help, right? Now he has it!They're about the same age anyway, right? Maybe in a few years, they an work their way up to Punk-hood!"
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 12:01 PM |
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Zekk pulled his girlfriend aside. "Jaina, you're doing it again," he accused.
"What am I doing?"
"You're getting all 'let's help everyone we meet.' Your uncle does that!"
Her temper flared. "Leave my deranged relatives OUTTA this! I just think that it will all work out."
"What if we get shot at?"
"Zekk, you moron! We'll teach them to use a blaster! It worked with John!"
"Yeah, it worked SO well, that Anakin nearly got his blown off and my favorite shirt got turned into Swiss cheese!"
Jaina rolled her eyes. "Oh, come ON! That was an ugly shirt!"
"Was not!"
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 12:01 PM |
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"Zekk, it had baby Ewoks on it."
Zekk stuck out his bottom lip. "So."
"Aw, c'mon, Zekk. Let her come along. 'Sides, you could use the practice."
Zekk blinked. "WHAT!!!!!!" he screamed.
Jaina shrugged it off. "Oh, Dad's got this crazy idea that we're gonna lope or something."
Zekk wasn't satisfied. "Okaaay, but WHAT do I need the practice for?!?!? WHAT PRACTICE?!?!?!?!?!?" The last half of the conversation was loud enough for the Horns to hear it.
Corran cleared his throat, not quite sure he wanted to hear any more. "Uh, guys? It's up to you."
Jaina turned around and walked to where Valin and Jysella were clinging to their father. She bent down to Jysella's eye level. "Wanna be a Punk?"
Jysella was so elated, she squealed in delight and threw her arms around the older girl. "Would I ever!"
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 12:07 PM |
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>When I was talking about John learning to handle a blaster, Anakin nearly got his HEAD blown off. Hmm... I've never left out such a crucial word before...<
~~~~May the Forcce bw tih y'all~~~~
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 12:58 PM |
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This is sooooooooooo cool! My sisters are giving me strange looks because I'm laughing so hard
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 5:51 PM |
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Podracer, about the story ending . . . I hope it doesn't its too good!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 6:19 PM |
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*yeah, when is this story gonna end? It just keeps goin on and on... One more thing, thanx podracer! Sending me the story one part at a time worked. And 4 the rest of u, this story will also be on my website(soon) http://www.geocities.com/emilysolo_jediknight/index.html *
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 6:22 PM |
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*Oh, and 1 more thing. If you have any Star Wars Fan Fiction or other stuff, you can add it to my site by going to my site or emailing me at emilysolo_jediknight@hotmail.com Thanx!*
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 19, 2002 6:52 PM |
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Later on, on the 'Fizz Hound', Anakin was examining Valina and Jysella. He picked up Jys's hair, and announced professionally,"Oh, holy nerf herders! This hair! It's waaaay to common! I think neon blue with silver would work. Opinions, anyone?"
Valin nodded enthusiastically."Oh, yea, that is soo cool!Do it, Jys!"
Jysella hesitantly consented to the hair dyeing. And Valin settled for white. And then, they headed off towards thier next concert, preparing Val and Jys for thier debut.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 12:19 PM |
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The concert the next night was terrible! Valin voice started to crack during the hit song, and Jysella got so scared when she got up on stage, that Jaina had to sing her first solo.
After the concert, Anakin went over to comfort a crying Jysella. "I was horrible!" she exclaimed.
"It was only the first concert. You cant be so hard on yourself," Anakin comforted.
"Yeah, but none of you guys ever messed up so bad!" she cried.
"Oh, dont be so sure of that," Jacen said, coming over. "On our first concert, Jaina got so nervous, she peed her pants before entering, and had about 5 seconds to change into a new pair. When she got on stage, she tripped over a mic and knocked a speaker to the floor."
"Shutup!" Jaina exclaimed.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 12:41 PM |
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"Really?" asked Jysella, who was now smiling through her tears.
"This is a fact." said Tenel Ka.
"So-so you guys won't fire me?" she asked nervously.
"Absolutely not!" answered Zekk.
"Ok. Thanks,you guys, for letting me try to be in your band." said Jysella.
"You're welcome!" replied Jacen.
"So, what do we do now?" she asked the group.
Lowie roared and groweled. Em-Teedee translated, "Master Lowbacca suggests we party, since Master Valin and Mistress Jysella made it through their first concert."
"Yea! Party!" shouted Valin.
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 12:54 PM |
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As you all can see, I'm fairly new. So don't send Boba Fett after me if you don't like my addition.
Three days later, when they all woke up with major hangovers, they discovered that that someone had sent them into hyperspace and the they where flying over a werid looking little blue white planet.
Jania turned on the radio and heard a ton of odd music or something like music, playing. A group of guys were singing "Bye Bye Bye." Zekk came in and shuddered,"That's horrible, where'd you get it?"
Jania pionted at the planet, "It's coming from there, and it's good. Not horrible."
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 2:47 PM |
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the punks scrambled to override the hyperdrive and made it back to Eclipse without any more problems. When they got there, Mirax was waiting for them
"Uh, is it just me, or does Mirax have a lightsaber?" Anakin asked. Jaina looked out the window.
"I think you're right. And I don't like the evil look on her face." Jaina said. Jacen and Lowie crowded in front of the window.
"Nobody open the hatch! Then she can't get in!" Jacen exclaimed.
"Uh, Jace, she has a lightsaber. She can cut through the hatch. Open it up and save our ship the repairs." Jaina said. Tenel Ka opened the hatch, and the punks quickly found effective hiding places from Mirax. Lowie had to hold back Jysella from greeting her mother.
As Mirax passed the twins, who were hiding under a bulkhead, Jaina saw the acid green flare of Jacen's lightsaber. She couldn't help but swearing.
"You nerf-hearder! You left your lightsaber out in the open! Now she has
two of them!" Jaina yelled
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 2:54 PM |
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Jaina shoved Jacen out in front of Mirax... he scrambled for another hiding place, but the gig was up. Mirax realized that Jaina had shoved him and pulled her out, too. Then Jacen ran smack into Lowie and Jysella. Soon all of the punks were cowering from the older woman.
"Jacen, if we live through this, i swear I'll take revenge on you." Jaina growled to her twin.
"At least you have a lightsaber." he shot back. Mirax used Corran's saber to wreck Jacen's. The punk winced with each noice as she hacked it up. Then Mirax saw Valin and Jysella.
"Whoever-did-this-is-going-to-pay!" she said, pulling Jysella by her silver/blue hair. Mirax glared at Anakin and Tahiri.
"Jaina helped, too." Anakin said in defence of himself and his girlfriend.
"Oh thanks alot!" Jaina exclaimed. They gleefully notced that Zekk had gone uncaptured, and that Mirax didn't notice him sneak up behind her. With a triumphent shout, he captured her and tied her hands behind her back.
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 3:07 PM |
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Mirax was now down for the count, but the trouble wasn't over yet. "Jacen, is that Master Luke walking over here?" Zekk asked, gulpping.
"Oh no, it is," Jacen said looking over his shoulder.
"Is he dressed?" Jania asked
"Yes, but I don't like the look on his face. Let's leave Mirax and get out of here."
"Wait," Anakin said,"Whose that kissing him?"
"That looks like Tara, or is it Mara, I can't tell," Valin said.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 3:12 PM |
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"What do ya'all say we give her the Maara treatment?" Zekk asked with a grin Jaina didn't answer, she just kissed him Lowie his his eyes and Anakin crinkled his face
"Yuck!" Jacen exclaimed The girls, however, giggled A rare feature from Tenel Ka
"Don't do anything to hurt my mom!" Jysella said, rushing to hide behind Valin
"We won't. She may need to shave once we get done with her, though." Anakin said, smiling evily Tahiri rubbed her hands together
"First stop, a bar. We only do our best make overs when out alcohal content is at it's fullest!" she said gleefully Soon, they had Mirax with a green beard, a wookie's fur coat, and a pair of shreaded pants and a blue wolly tubetop The twins gleefully informed her of her long-lost sisters, Mara and Tara, after dubbing her 'Lara Jade' Then they paraded her around in front of the academy, amd lifted the memory-wipe just as Mirax smacked Corran Anakin was laughing so hard, he fell off of the top of the Fizz Hound watching her.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 3:13 PM |
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oops. sorry, I didn't know you posted.
:O
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 3:23 PM |
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Mara, Tara, and Lara all clashed horribly as they all three went after Luke. He rushed panting into the punk's rooms.
"What have you done? You cloned Mara three times! Get them away from me!" he yelled.
"Mara's going to shave Lara's head, and Tara's trying to make Mara gain weight." he said. Jaina grinned.
"I did not understand a word of what you just said." she replied.
"All three of them are insane!" Anikin cried in exasperation.
"Who are they, really?" Luke asked. Tahiri thought for a minute.
"One's the real Mara, another one's Mirax, and the other is a clone of Mara." she said.
"And the one who answers to the name Mara is the real Mara." Jacen added. Luke glared at them all and used the force o levitate them up y thir throats.
"You all go out there right now and fix them, or I'll choke you hear and now and get it over with." he said between clenched teeth. Anakin used the force and lifted up his uncle.
"You-let-us-down" ::breath:: "or-I'll-choke-you-to!" he said.
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 4:06 PM |
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Tahiri giggled, but was silenced shortly after, only when she came flying up in the air by an invisable hand. "Hey, Master Luke, let me down!" she cried. It was the rest of the punks turns to giggle, and they were also all lifted up in the air by Luke. Anakin's concentration broke, however, and Luke went tumbling to the ground, also breaking his concentration. Everyone in Luke's hold went falling, and soon, everyone was busy moaning and laughing in pain. Tara and Lara were unconcious, and Mara's leg was broke. Jysella was crying, and the whole scene was a mess.
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 6:37 PM |
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This is soooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!
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Date Posted: Jan 20, 2002 8:41 PM |
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The Punks looked at each other, and everyone got up and made a break towards the Fizz Hound. They all slumped against the closed hatch, breathing heavily. Anakin grumbled over how adults, especially parents, over-react to every thign they did or said, while Lowie was giving everyone an articulate speech about what makes up old, grumpy Jedi(i.e., Luke, Mara, Tara, Corran, etc.); and with Jysella sobbing her heart out and Valin trying to comfort her and Zekk and Jaina working furiously trying to get them off planet and far far away; and who knows where Jacen and Tenel Ka were; the whole scene was total chaos. They had left behind a mad "Tara", and furious "Lara" a laughing Corran, a moaning "Mara" and a fuming Luke. Jaina got the impression that they would be hearing from thier parents, soon,and not with the best reasons,so they headed off towards an unknown destination, to give every one a chance to cool down, forgive, forget, and them to work on some new songs.
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Date Posted: Jan 21, 2002 10:57 AM |
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The Fizz Hound emerged from hyperspace an hour later.
"Dude, like, are we where I think we are?" asked Anakin, walking into the cockpit. Tahiri came up behind him.
"We're at Tatooine!?" she said "I never wanted to go here!"
"That's why no one will be looking for us here." said Jaina.
Jaina set the Fizz Hound down on the outskirts of Mos Eisley, after a few runs through Beggar's Canyon. The Punks left the ship, hoping to blend in with the hive of scum and villainy. After all, they cerainly looked the part.
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Date Posted: Jan 21, 2002 11:04 AM |
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Meanwhile, Jacen and Tenel Ka were in the process of stealing a ship to get away from the chaos of Eclipse. They had both seen the Fizz Hound blast away, but could do nothing about it. Tenel Ka decided that it would be better for them both to "dissapear" for awhile. It was a fact that a very angry Mara, "Lara", and "Tara" Jade were out to seek revenge. Not to mention Luke.
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Date Posted: Jan 21, 2002 11:33 AM |
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>It just occured to me: if anyone else wants/needs the fully edited version, you can e-mail me at corelliangurl@cs.com. HOWEVER! If you don't have MicroSoft Word, it won't work: that's what it's on. As long as you don't mind letting me see your e-mail address, I'll be happy to send the story to you as it comes along!
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 21, 2002 11:44 AM |
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>Quick comment: The name of the ship is the FIZZZ Hound, not "fizz." A "fizzz" is a musical instrument, "fizz" is the bubbly stuff that you get when you open a Coke can after it's been shaken. Get it? They're a band, so it's "Fizzz." Nothing personal, but on Part 7, I had to add a z like 50 times. K? Thankx!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 21, 2002 4:44 PM |
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As Tenel Ka started the hyperdrive, Jacen smacked his hand on his forehead.
"Tenel Ka!", he said "I just remembered why this ship looked so familiar! It's Mara's ship! We stole the Jade's Fire!"
<or is it the Jade Shadow? i don't remember and i don't have a copy of a book on hand to check her recent one... so whatever heehee<
"Ah. Aha. This is a fact." said Tenel Ka.
"But don't you realize how much trouble we're in now?" asked a panicking Jacen.
"Jacen, my friend, we've been in worse trouble before. I am sure your aunt will forgive us. Eventually."
Jacen moaned and covered his face with his hands as he dropped into the copilot seat.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 21, 2002 5:52 PM |
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"SOLO!!!!!" Mara's angry voice came over the comm.
Jacen fainted out of sheer terror.
Tenel Ka took the comm. "Master Skywalker, is there a problem?"
Mara's rage flared through the Force. "The problem is, PUNK, that you stole my ship!"
"Punk? You say that like it's a bad thing!"
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 21, 2002 6:40 PM |
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*sorry cant type right now, gotta go, but just wanted 2 let every1 know i have parts 1-8 on my website and am working on part 9. thanx! and by the way, podracer, lol, i'll look at that sw music and email u*
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 22, 2002 12:47 PM |
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"Because it is a bad thing!" Mara yelled. Tenel Ka woked fratically to revive Jacen.
"Master Skywalker, can we say it was a misunderstanding? We ment to steal a diffrent ship, but accidently stole yours when Jaina and the others left us." Tenel Ka said. Mara chuckled.
"That's too bad, isn't it. Now gimmie back my ship!" she yelled. Tenel Ka wondered where the others had gone off to...
Jaina wished that she hadn't went to Tatooine. They could have one back with the Imps, or hidden on some little moon, but insted they had gone to Tatooine. Jaina now understood the meaning of the phrase, 'dustpan of the galaxy'.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 22, 2002 7:46 PM |
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The Punks, minus a Tenel Ka and Jacen, sat in a cantina in Mos Eisley. Lowie sneezed, and a huge dust cloud rose from thier table.
"Aw, Sith, Lowie! Now you got the food dirty!" grumbled Jaina. "Whose idea was it anyways to come to this dustbowl?"
"Uhh, it was YOUR idea," said Zekk.
"Oh." said Jaina, her cheeks reddening.
"Don't they ever dust on this planet?" wondered Tahiri.
"Tahiri, look around! The whole planet is dusty! The whole planet IS dust!" exclaimed Anakin.
cont..
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 22, 2002 7:48 PM |
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cont..."So, what do we do now?" asked Zekk.
"Ya think we can get a night job or sometign in a bar around here?" suggested Valin.
Lowie roared in agreement. Em-teedee translated, "Master Lowbacca agrees with your suggestion, Master Valin. He inquires as to whom shall go and find a gig for us?"
Jaina rolled her eyes. She knew Lowie hadn't said it nearly as articulately. "Well, let's split up. Zekk, me, Jysella and Valin'll take the west side, and Anakin, you,Tahiri, and Lowie take the east side. Everyone cool with that?" Everyone around the table nodded in agreement.
"Ok, then, Punks, let's go! Keep in contact by comlink." said Jaina.
"Do I get to finish my lomin-ale?" asked Anakin.
"No." said Jaina simply. Anakin shot her a hurt look. She shrugged back at him. He tried the puppy dog look. She glared at Anakin. Anakin got up and left. "Fine then, you're paying the tab!" he shouted behind him. <im done now :D>
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Date Posted: Jan 22, 2002 10:34 PM |
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cool story. :)
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 23, 2002 1:13 PM |
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>OOHHHH!!!!! I want to write so bad, but I can't think of anything. That's why my last post was so short. It's comin' along great, Pshychopathic Jedi. (hee hee, that sounds funny!)<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Date Posted: Jan 23, 2002 2:31 PM |
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I like that. I wonder what Mara will do when she catches up with Jacen and Tahiri
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Date Posted: Jan 23, 2002 2:31 PM |
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I meant Jacen and Tenel Ka
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 23, 2002 3:07 PM |
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*I'm outta ideas 2, here. I feel so helpless :S*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Jan 23, 2002 7:01 PM |
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Emerging from the cantina into the harsh sunlight, Jaina and the others scanned the street before them. Squinting, they turned and walked westward. There didn't seem to be many establishments in need of a band, especially a rock and roll band. Jaina spotted a couple of Imperial sandtroopers ambling along the busy street.
"Wonder how long they've been stationed here?!" she quipped. Then, the thought struck her.
" Why not ask them if they need entertaining?"
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Jan 23, 2002 7:14 PM |
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Tenel Ka and Jacen meanwhile were desperately trying to locate the Fizzz Hound. It seemed as though the others had vanished without a trace. No vapor trail remains were available to track the Fizzz Hound's course.
"It would appear that Jaina would not want to be found. If I were she, I'd go to someplace isolated." said Tenel Ka to Jacen. With that, she punched in the coordinates for Hoth and sent them into hyperspace.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 23, 2002 7:46 PM |
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Anakin and Tahiri worked their way through the seedy spaceport, looking for a gig.
"No, thank you, we aren't interested in crunchbugs today, thank you. Maybe later." said Anakin to the billion vendors tryign to sell him their wares. They found themselves way out on the edge of town, at a small cantina, their last check. So far, no one needed a good band. Maybe this place was different. Anakin studied the area around the cantina. There were several weird guys, that kept slapping their chests above thier hearts, repeating, "Beam me up, Scotty!" over and over again. Anakin frowned concerned, and asked his compatriots, "Shall we ask them if they need help?"
"I dunno, Anakin, they might be drunk or sumthin." suggested Tahiri.
Lowie growled and roared and grunted. Em-teedee translated, "Master Lowbacca suggests we inquire as to why they are slapping their chests and can we be of assistance."
Anakin nodded, and the trio tromped over to the oddly dressed bunch.
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:10 PM |
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<Great story guys. I hope you don't mind if I join in. I have a couple of good ideas but if you don't like them then ignore them.>
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:16 PM |
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As Anakin reached the strange men they stopped what they were doing. One of them wearing a gold shirt asked "Are you Anakin Solo?"
Anakin looked at him puzzled. How did he know who he was? "Who's askin'?" he replied.
"Name's Kirk, James Kirk from the Enterprise. We have someone on board who would like to talk to you...."
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:20 PM |
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Suddenly Anakin heard a voice which seemed to come from a cheap, retro looking hand communicator. "Anakin? Is that you?" the voice said. It was Luke's voice and he sounded mad.
"Uncle Luke? How did you find us, man?" he said.
"That's not important. Stay there. I'm coming to get you now and boy, are you in for it!"
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:25 PM |
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"You led him to us man!" Anakin yelled at Kirk. "Lowie, get 'im!"
Lowie dived on top of Kirk with a loud roar. Kirk yelled for his friends to help him but they ignored him. One muttered something about it being illogical to try to stop something as big as Lowie. After a minute or two, Lowie stood and all that was left of Kirk was an arm and an obviously false hairpiece.
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:29 PM |
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Suddenly, in a haze of glowing lights, Luke appeared out of thin air. "You're in for it now!" he said.
"Run!" cried Tahiri. They all took off as fast as they could.
They ran for hours with Luke hot on their heels through the desert. Handily, Tahiri had brought with her a ysalamiri so Luke could not use the force to help him.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:34 PM |
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the spaceport, Jaina and Zekk and Valin and Jysella were tromping from cantina to cantina, getting more discouraged with each step.
"Maybe we'd do better if we film a concert and broadcast it over the 'Net." commented Zekk.
"Hmm. I never thought of that. Eh, well, let's finsh checking around here just in case-" she froze in midsentance.
"Jaina? What's a matter?" asked Valin.
Jaina stared horrified off into space."Luke. Uncle Luke is here with Aunt Mara!" she shouted.
"Oh, Sithspawn!" cried Zekk.
"Sithspit!" added Valin.
"Valin, Mommy would ground you if she heard you speak like that. You'd better watch your mouth!" said Jysella.
"Aw, jeez Jys, who cares?" he returned.
Jys stuck her toungue out at him. "I'm telling!"
"Back to the ship, all of us!" cried Jaina. She snatched her comlink and tried to get to Anakin, while sprinting off behind Zekk, Val and Jysella.
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:35 PM |
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Tahiri looked over her shoulder. Luke was closing the gap. She threw the ysalamiri to Anakin. "Run!" she cried. "I'll hold off Luke. Save yourself!"
Anakin looked her in the face. "OK." he said. "Thanks." He ran off with Lowie not far behind.
Tahiri withdrew her lightsabre. "Stop!" she yelled to Luke "Or I will be forced to kill you and grind your body into dust!"
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:40 PM |
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Luke stopped but didn't look scared. He burst out laughing. "You, stop me?" he said "That's brilliant! Someone should write this stuff down and release it as a comedy about a bunch of Jedi Punks!"
Anakin, still running, looked behind himself to see how Tahiri was doing. She had stopped Luke at least. Suddenly he realised something was different. He looked down. There was nothing below him. He had ran off
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:44 PM |
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the edge of a cliff!
"Oh, man!" He said as he fell. "I'm going to die young! People will think it such a big surprise that I died. Many will believe I'm not really dead and that in a suprise twist will return in our darkest hour and save the day. Doesn't look likely now though!!! HELP!!!"
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:49 PM |
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Suddenly Anakin remembered that strange white-and-red ball in his pocket. He pulled it out and opened it. There was a white flash and a big red dragon came flying out, spouting fire.
"HELP ME!" cried Anakin. The dragon flew down and grabbed Anakin inches before he hit the ground.
"Thanks mate!" he said to the dragon. "You're my new best mate. I'll call you Flipper!"
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 5:51 PM |
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<That's the end of my creative genius. I just had to jump at the chance of killing Kirk and reintroducing the Pokemon. Hope it wasn't terrible.>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 6:03 PM |
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He got back up, onto the cliff.
"TAHIRI!!" he shouted, "TAHIRI!"
"What? Don't be so loud, Anakin!" she said, comin gout from behind a rock.
"Where's Uncle Luke?" he asked.
"I sent him in the other general direction. Have you seen Lowie?"
"No, but he's nearby. I sense him. C'mon, we have to find Jaya!" he said.
Suddenly, the comlink chimed from Anakin's belt.He thumbed it on, "Solo here."
"Anakin? Listen, Luke is on planet. We need you to get to the ship as soon as possible. And then, we have to find Jacen and Tenel Ka. They saud they would grab a ship."
"Yea, Jaya, we know Luke's here. He caught up with us already, but Tahiri sent him the other way, following a phantom us. We're on our way!"
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 6:42 PM |
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*you know it's bad when you're at a cliffhanger in your own story. Oh well. I've run out of creativeness.*
Anakin , Tahiri, and Lowie ran for the space port. They were alost to the Fizzz Hound when Tahiri skidded to a stop.
"Uh-oh. Anakin, you go first." she said, shoving him in front of her. Lowie growled and hid his face in his massive furry paws.
Anakin was tempted to do the same thing.
Mara was waiting for them just outside the hatch of the ship. Mirax was standing next to her. They were both wearing identical evil grins. Tahiri screamed.
"Shut up and I'll kill you first!" Mara yelled over Tahiri. Tahiri kept screaming, and Lowie joined in. Anakin held back a laugh.
"Solo! You were the one who did this to me! Where's you demented brother and sister?!" Mirax yelled. Anakin bit his lower lip and backed up slowly. He was already thinking of a plan. When he got behind Tahiri he pushed her in front of him.
Anakin ran
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 6:47 PM |
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straight into Mara! Lowie tackeled Mirax as Anakin and Tahiri hog-tied Mara.
"Okay, good. Where did the others go?" Anakin asked Tahiri.
"They're your relatives, not mine." she said. But she reluctantly looked for them. They found Zekk, Jaina, Valin, and Jys tied back to back on top of the Fizzz Hound. Tahiri fell off the top of the ship giggling. Anakin had to untie them because his girlfriend was giggling to much to walk straight. Jaina thanked him and they set coordnated for Hoth...
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 24, 2002 7:06 PM |
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"I dunno 'bout you, Tenel Ka, but I don't sense Jaya or the others anywhere near here!" said Jacen, looking out the bridge onto the white world ahead.
"This is a fact, Jacen my friend." said Tenel Ka.
"So, what do we do now? I can almost bet Luke an Mara an Tara an 'Lara' will come looking for us." he commented.
"This too is fact." she said. Silence reigned.
"Well, aren't you gonna come up with some brilliant idea as to how to find them?" Jacen asked incredulously.
"No, that is your part." she responded.
Jacen rolled his eyes. They sat there, staring literally into space, mulling over their exchange.Tenel Ka piped up, " Jacen ,this is getting us no where. I am going to dye my hair. I am sick of black. This is a fact." and she left the cabin.
Jacen frowned,"Tenel Ka! This is no time to be dyeing your hair! We are in a dilemma here! Tenel Ka! Tenel Ka?" and so he sat there.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 25, 2002 3:15 PM |
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The Fizzz Hound entered the system of Hoth, and found another ship there. "Sithspit!" Jaina cried. "They found us! Lowie, get up here, and every1 else to the guns."
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Jacen watched the Fizzz Hound enter the atmosphere. "They found us!" he cried with glee. Almost after he was done saying that, little red fire power came from the ship. "What are they doing? They're firing at us! Have they lost there minds?"
"Maybe they dont know it's us, after all, we are traveling in a ship that, if it weren't for us, would most likely be chasing them right now. Try opening a channel."
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A little beeping noise echoed thoroughout the cabin on the Fizzz Hound. "They're trying the communicate with us. Should we open the channel?" Jaina asked.
Lowie rumbled a reply. Emteedee(sp?) translated: "Lowbacca says that these people are after us, and wishes not to communicate with them." Lowie grumbled at Emteedee and hit him over the head, almost a little too hard.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 25, 2002 3:18 PM |
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"We've lost all sheilds," Jacen informed Tenel Ka. "One more hit and we are gonners."
"This is a fact," Tenel Ka replied calmly. "We will have to eject."
"Man, Mara's gonna kill us!" Jacen groaned, heading for the escape pod.
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"Master Lowbacca wishes to inform you that he has located an escape pod that jettesoned from the shuttle," Emteedee whistled.
"Lets have a little fun." Jaina smiled evily.
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Date Posted: Jan 25, 2002 5:08 PM |
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This is funny! I would love to see Jaina's face if she finds out that she blew her brother to atoms (if she does . . .)
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 25, 2002 5:15 PM |
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Jacen stretched out to his sister in the Force. He found her, and gave her a good telekinetic shove. She slowly realized that it wasn't Luke or Mara she was sensing in the Force, but her own twin!
"Lowie!!! Stop!!!! DON'T FIRE ON THAT POD!!!" she shouted.
Lowie bared his teeth and roared. He turned back to the targeting pad, aiming carefully.
"Lowie, you Sith! That is JACEN!" she hollered. "Jacen! My BROTHER!!"
Lowie made a quick gutteral woof. He looked totally surprised and stunned. Then, he began a long speech about how wrecking Mara's ship was going to earn them a death sentance.Jaina rolled her eyes and said, "Zekk, secure that pod, please!"
"Got it!" he replied.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 25, 2002 5:23 PM |
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...
Tenel Ka sprang out of the escape pod, eyes flashing and lightsaber drawn. She glared at Jaina, and thumbed her saber on. Then Jacen came out and tackeled the mad Dathomiri.
"Hello, Jaina." he said, sprawled on the floor. "Long time no see."
"Jacen!" she squealed."Jacen, I am so sorry! We ran into Luke on Tatooine, and then when we asw the Sabre, we thought it was Mara, and oh, I am sorry! How are you? You missed the craziest adventure yet! Oh, boy, wat'll you hear about this-"
"Jaina." he said cutting her off."Jaina, get a grip! Gimme a hand up."
"Oh! sure!" her cheeks turned bright red with embarassment as she hauled him up off Tenel Ka. Tenel Ka rolled over,moaning, and whispered, "Jacen my friend?"
"Yeah, Tenel Ka?"
"You need to lose some weight."
"Sorry."
"S'ok." She climbed slowly to her feet.
"Welcome aboard!" announced Jaina.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 25, 2002 5:24 PM |
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<i am done! sorry, i just didn't wanna see jacen become star food, ya know? :D >
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Date Posted: Jan 25, 2002 5:25 PM |
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Yeah, that wouldn't have been good
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Date Posted: Jan 26, 2002 7:13 AM |
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The Punks decided it was time to leave Hoth. First however, they docked with the Jade's Sabre, in order to stock up on supplies(beer and hair dye) and to secure the ship from intruders. It was decided to leave Mara's ship in orbit around Hoth. It would be safe there. After all, nobody really wanted to go to the Hoth system anyway.
"Master Lowbacca wishes to enquire where we ought to go next?" translated Emtedee.
Lowie rumbled something about a major rewiring and memory wipe.
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Date Posted: Jan 26, 2002 7:27 AM |
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"I know," said Jacen "Let's go to where Dad's friend 'had no choice'".
The others were left wondering as Jaina punched in the coordinates and sent them into hyperspace.
The gas giant Bespin welcomed them as the Fizzz Hound streaked towards Cloud City.
"Ah. Aha. Now what you said makes sense, friend Jacen" said Tenel Ka. A few twin pod cars escorted the ship to a landing platform. The Fizzz Hound settled down with a thunk.
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Date Posted: Jan 26, 2002 7:38 AM |
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The Punks walked down the boarding ramp. "That's odd" said Emtedee" No one to greet us."
" This sort of thing has happened once before." stated Tenel Ka. Anakin meanwhile had walked the length of the landing platform and was attempting to open the door. The rest of the Punks joined him. " Oh, where's Artoo when you need him?" said Jaina. Just then, Zekk noticed a maintinence droid cleaning the platform. "You, droid! Can you like, open this door for us?"
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Date Posted: Jan 26, 2002 7:43 AM |
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The droid finished what it was doing before responding. Then, without a word, it rolled up to the door and let itself in. The Punks followed it inside.
The floor and walls of the corridor before them were pristine white. "You know," said Tahiri, "I think we forgot to wipe our feet!"
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 26, 2002 8:26 AM |
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The punks gave Tahiri a weird look and continued on. Lando was sure to be here somewhere. This did seem kinda weird, though.
It was some time before they even met a life form in the hallway. A stout angry-looking man stomped past them without even looking over. "Excuse me can you tell us where-" Jacen cried. The man cut him off.
"I'd suggest you all getting out of here at once!" He informed them, then walked away.
"What do you think he meant by that?" Jaina whispered.
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solo1376
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Date Posted: Jan 26, 2002 11:06 AM |
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This is kindaa funny and very creative, but what's with all the minors with alcohol. That strike's a bad cord with me.
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solo1376
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Date Posted: Jan 26, 2002 11:07 AM |
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Any way keep writing I just wanted to give my 2 cents.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 26, 2002 11:26 AM |
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*We're just creating some new ideas for well known characters. We're not trying to offend any1.*
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 26, 2002 2:58 PM |
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>This is coming along great, Psychopathic Jedi! I'm still suffering from writer's block. I really don't know where to take this from here. How about someone new write. One of the readers that doesn't contribute, maybe? It doesn't matter how badly you think you write, just join the fun!
>Should I create a conversation thread for this? Could we keep it alive? Give me some feedback, and I'll act accordingly.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~~
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