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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 10:16 AM |
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Zekk never answered. He was staring ahead in shock. "Um...Jaina, hate to break this to you, but Jacen is with this group," he said quietly.
Jaina turned away. "That is, like gross!" She stormed over to the very nude Jacen.
"Uh, oh...," Jacen commented to another nude Jedi, seeing Jaina storm over. "This looks like trouble."
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Jwiskid87
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 2:39 PM |
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This story is really funny...I read the whole thing 2day...in between laughing so hard I can't breath...anyway...I am in the eith grade...I just started readin the EU BOOKSlast year...oops...i'm off topic.
Its so funny...i have to post.
"Wow!" said Tenel-Ka, in total delight. Excited , Tahiri looked to Anakin...who was in total disbelief..."You should try that some time!" she said, smiling from ear to ear.
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corran_horn_88
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 4:07 PM |
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Mara came running up from behind the Punks.Jaina yelled, " Oh, Aunt Mar, I'm so glad you have clothes on..."
"Wow Luke! You started a nudist colony? Can I join? Oh, Hi Jaina." Mara said
Zekk asked Luke what he had done with the book the they'd sent him. "Oh, I knew you didn't mean to get that one, so I exchanged it for Feel Free, Get Naked. Here let me hugg you guys." The Punks backed away slowly while Anakin desperatly searched for his last Sith creature.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 4:13 PM |
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*I think that some sick little minds have only gotten weirder over the holidays... sorry, I was visiting relatives in Canada... merry (late) Jedimas everyone... they started a nudist coloney????? *
Jaina threw her hands up in the air and went to find her aunt when her twin joined the odd group. she had to use all of her skills as a Jedi to find her aunt. Mara was hiding in a sewer system, hudled with a bunch of yesalarmi(sp).
"Aunt Mara?" Jaina asked cautiously. Mara backed away with her eyes closed.
"Are you wearing clothes???" the other asked.Jaina pulled up her tube top.
"Yep. What happened?" she asked. Mara dropped the yesalarmi sadly.
"Luke went insane and roped a bunch of the other Jedi into going around nude." she said. Jaina couldn't help but laugh.
"If we leave right now, maybe I can stun Jace and the rest of us can leave on the Fizz Hound." Jaina said. Mara frowned.
"Why would you want to leave Jacen behind?"^NOT DONE^
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 4:25 PM |
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"I, personally, don't want a nudest on the same ship as me." Jaina said, playing with her lightsaber grip. Mara snickered.
"Well, I get your point, what else would drive me to living in a sewer, then escaping that insanity?" she asked. Jaina thought for a moment before she answered.
"You would hide if aliens from the unknown reigons attacked and started a death rage against the Jedi...but that won't happen in a million years..."
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Tahiri slowly backed away from the room of nudists. She held her lightsaber at the ready, just in case any of them decided to start using the red and white balls against the punks. The horrid sight of the nude Jedi had effected the punks the way three bottles of whiskey would have, and their mental awareness started to slip.
"Jaina?!?" TenelKa called. No answer. Tahiri whimpered. They had all seen what happened when their mental awarenesses dropped below average, Jace was the perfect example... ^more coming^
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 4:35 PM |
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Tahiri, Anakin, TenelKa, and Zekk all ran for the Fizz Hound as fast as their legs, and the force, would take them. Anakin locked the hatch once they were inside. The four of them sat in shock for a few moments, the only sound from a trillion lightyears around them was the sounds of the rioting nudists. At last Lowie inquired what had happened with a single roar. Anakin, the only Solo on board, in other words the only one who could understand the wookie, went and explained. The roaring laughter that the remaning three heard was not a good sign. Lowie, still chuckling, left the ship. Tahiri counted under her breath. When she reached the number ten, Lowie ran into the hatch and locked it behind him. All of his fur stood on end.
Anakin got everyone some good whisky, the stuff that they had stolen from the Imperials, and soon they were delerious and couldn't think straight enough to remember the reason that the twins were missinG...^not done^
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 4:48 PM |
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Jaina and Mara yelled and pounded on the hull of the Fizz Hound trying to get one of the others to let them in. Jaina almost flipped when she saw that all of her freinds were sitting in front of a window watching her and Mara.
"Will you half-brained Nerf Hearders let us in????!!!!????" Jaina yelled. TenelKa nodded blankly and stood up, but she tripped over something and fell over. Jaina slapped her palm on her forehead. She eventually had Mara use the force to levitate her up on top of the ship. Jaina pulled out her lightsaer and, with her hand over her eyes, cut a hole in the top of her ship.
"Woah, dude, you didn't have to, like, wreck the ship." Anakin said. Jaina was so angery, she almost hauled off and hit him. But then she saw all of the open drinks.
"YOU DIDN"T SAVE ME ANY???!!!" she yelled/asked. Tahiri nodded.
"Yes we did, but Lowie just, like, drank the late bottle." she replied. ^more^
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 4:59 PM |
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Jaina was so angery she was ready to go join her twin with all of those pycopathic weirdos out there! But, insted she came up with a plan.
Jaina found all sorts of interesting hair dyes in Anakin's room. She lulled Lowie to sleep with the force.
When she was done with him, he looked like some sort of mix between a beach ball and a froo froo doll. Jaina giggled as he walked outside the ship. When he came back, a very stunned Mara, and a clothed Jacen, followed at a distance. The Jedi punks, and Mara, took off from Eclipse.
"That was the weirdist thing I've ever seen." Anakin said. Jaina nodded.
"Me too. Let's make it a point to try reverse psycology on Uncle Luke." she replied. Mara's emerald eyes glimmered.
"Or, we could try something more effective." she said. "Leia."
"I really don't think that mom would do any good." Jacen said. All of the other punks inched away from him.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 5:17 PM |
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"Oh, I think Mother would help a lot..." Jaina surmised.
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They flew to Coruscant, and after telling Leia the deal, they flew back to Luke's nudist colony. Jacen, which Leia grounded for joining along, was forced to remain behind.
Leia cringed when she saw Luke and the other Jedi. "Luke! Get your nude, smelly, nerf-herding, sith-butt over here! Now!!!" Leia barked.
Luke cursed, and started running the other direction. Leia, Jaina, Mara, Tenel Ka, Tahiri, Zekk and Lowie all used the force to bring him back. When they had pinned him down and put clothes on him, Leia smacked him good and hard.
"You are in BIG trouble, Luke," she said.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 5:18 PM |
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"Well, Jace, sense you have a, um, inside view of things, what to you suggest?" Anakin asked. Jaina narrowed her eyes.
"I think that all we have to do is have Lowie talk with Unce Luke. You have to admit, his presance had a profound influance on me." nakin nodded thoughtfully.
"We could give it a try." Jaina agreed.
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Leia stood waiting at the com station. eventually, she got Luke on the holovid.
"Hi!" he greeted. Leia looked up from her datapad and screemed.
"What happened to you?!?" she asked. Luke bobbed his head.
"Nothing, dude." he replied. Leia covered her mouth with her hands.
"Go put on some clothes." she said, then cut the message. And she had let her kids run around with this freak?????
***
When they landed on eclipse, Jaina and Anakin shoved Lowie out of the ship and locked the hatch. She felt dizzy from the drinks they had had the night before, on the Jedi new year. Poor Lowie was drunk out there with a bunch of nudists. Poor nudists...
^I'm almost done^
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 5:26 PM |
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***
Lowie made sure that all of the Jedi had clothes on before returning to the ship.
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^this is too funny... :D I'm done now, I forgot what else I had after this part...
please keep this at least a little sane, I mean, I know it's a comedy but things can only go so far... I'm still in shock
Nudists???
Someone else add something. :D my creative hyperdrive is out. I'm back to reading the old books...just waiting for Dark Journey is keeping me on edge. WHAT HAPPENS??? heh,heh. I think I'll sign off, now.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 5:51 PM |
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*Just forget my post. It's ok. Hehe...I think this nudist idea started when, in my post, Luke went to the the Solo's house and forgot to put on clothes. oops...*smacks herself* bad gurl! ;)*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 6:46 PM |
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Luke called Leia on the holovid an hour later. Leia looked at the screen and then did a doubletake.
"Luke, isn't that...Mara's swimsuit?!"
Luke was dressed in a very skimpy jade green two piece.
"Well," said Luke "You said to get some clothes on, so I found Mara's..."
Leia suddenly had the urge to bang her head against something hard. Again ..and again..and again.
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Jwiskid87
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 8:04 PM |
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(trying to talk between laughter..) T-This-s this c..a..n..t ...be good...4...my 8th ...grade...mind...lol
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 8:43 PM |
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"Mara is going to kill you if she finds out," Leia warned.
At that moment Mara walked in. She wasn't in there for more than a second when she brought out her blaster and shot Luke. "NOBODY wears my clothes. I dont care if it's my own husband!" she informed the lump on the floor.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 8:49 PM |
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"Told you so!" Leia taunted the dead lump after Mara had left. She went to go talk to the punks.
***
The funeral for the famous Master Skywalker was held 2 days later. To no one's suprise, the punks, Solo's, and Mara, minus Jacen, were the only one's there with clothes on.
After the funeral, a very sad site came up to the punks. "Uggghhh!!!! With all due respect, Master Streen, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!" Tenel Ka groaned.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 8:51 PM |
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*Hehe, yes, for all u who want to know, Luke Skywalker is indeed 100% dead. Hehe.*
*Hehe*
*Sniff. Hehe*
*smacks herself again*
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corran_horn_88
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 9:27 AM |
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whoa.. maybe we shouldn't go into crossdressing and killing Luke... definatly not
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 9:30 AM |
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When it was night the jedi punks dug up Luke's cold body and were going to finish up Mara's job with a red and white ball. Anakin and Jacen used the Force to lift up their uncle and some wild nudist threw a red and white ball at them. It came out and looked like a deformed fox with two spoons. It did something with the spoons and Luke woke up.
Tahiri gasped,"It's a Jedi Healer!!!"
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 10:07 AM |
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Anakin woke up the next morning. He couldn't tell if the dream he had last night was a vision of the future or just a dream. Tahiri and him had been afraid and they were losing oxygen and going to die. They were in a locker adn suddenly he had kissed her. Na, must of been a crazy dream.He heard shouting and went to the source which was not surprisingly Mater Skywalker's rooom. He opened the door and Mara was smacking a terrified Luke silly. He put on some clothes smiled shyly and Mara said finally I thought I was going to have to kill you again. she looked up at me and thanked me for whatever I had done. I was going to say I didn't do anything but the smile she had on somehow said don't mess with me I haven't had my coffine.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 10:33 AM |
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The newly healed Luke was surprised when Mara started slapping him. After she said that she thought she was going to have to kill him again, he asked her, "What did I do?"
"You started a nudist colony, Luke! Dont you remember?" Mara said.
"Dont be silly, Mara. I would never do something like that." Luke informed her. Mara sighed to herself. Luke didnt remember a thing. That was good, though.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 12:49 PM |
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>Okay, I'll take responsibility for the nudist colony, but, CROSSDRESSING LUKE?!?!?!?!?!? Even I am not THAt deranged. ::Smacks head on desk:: "What have I done? Well, we're living up to our name!
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 12:51 PM |
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I may not be on later, so Happy New Year everyone!
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 12:52 PM |
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When they went to their next concert on Ithor
they were having a great time. when the concert began it came apparrent that Ithorians did NOT like heavy metal. They were surprised when the Ithorians started shooting them with a weird ooze that burned.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 1:05 PM |
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Taking a spin around Eclipse (as per Mara's orders), the newly clad Luke found evidence (galacticly OBVIOUS evidence) of deeds of horror and insanity. The remains of a semi-controlled fire; heaps of unceremoniously discarded clothing; strange, almost nausiating colors painted on the walls, the sight of which, made even a time-tested and "under-control" Jedi Master scream uncontrolably with terror.
Mara quickly and happily slapped a sedative on his neck. "Thank you, Skywalker," she said, "for another excuse to render you unconcious."
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 1:06 PM |
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After dragging Luke to their room, Mara found the Punks, and together "cleaned up" the mess. Or, perhaps, "TORCHED" the place fits the situation better.
The group, armed with fully charged flame throwers took great delight in cleansing all of Eclipse of the filth Luke had wrought while insane.
***
Back on board the Hound, Jaina in formed the group (of which Jacen was re-admitted): "Okay, dudes, we have a show in a week. Since we've been so busy here, Zekk and I think it best to just do what we did on Duro."
Zekk turned to Jaina in the pilot's seat, "Ready to go?"
Jaina nodded, "Absolutly." She kicked in the drive, turned on the radio, and Zekk set a course for Dothomir (sp?).
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 1:08 PM |
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>Yeah, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 3:51 PM |
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Yep, Happy New Year every1!
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 4:09 PM |
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The witches of Dathomir were a little too delighted at the music. They were head banging each other when a mob broke out and they started flying all around.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 4:27 PM |
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A very shocked little kid was caught in the mob screaming. Jacen noticed him, and gently lifted him out of the crowd with the force.
After the mob was stopped and the concert over, the Punks all huddled around the little boy. "What is your name," Jaina asked him.
"I-I dont k-know," he stuttered.
"Where are your parents?" Anakin asked.
"I...have none," he whispered.
"How did you get into our concert?" Zekk inquired.
"I-I s-snuck i-in," he guiltily replied. "Please, you're not going to turn me over to the police, are you?"
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 4:30 PM |
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Jacen pulled Jaina over to the corner of the room. "We can't just abandon him, Jaina," he said. "Let's let him travel with us."
"Absolutely not!" Jaina replied. "He'll just get in the way."
"Please, Jaya?" Jacen looked at her with puppy-dog eyes.
Jaina rolled her eyes. "Well, I suppose. But one mistake, and he's back on the street."
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 4:55 PM |
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They brought the litte kid, which they named John, to Ithor, for their next concert. After finding out that he was good with mechanics, and a fast learner, they set him to work on repairing the ship.
"You know, John can really come in handy," Tahiri observed. "I wonder if..." she left the sentance unfinished.
Anakin, knowing what she was going to say, replied, "Maybe we should bring him to Master Luke."
"Yeah..." Tahiri said back.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 5:01 PM |
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They brought him to Luke after the concert. Luke, after carefully testing him, gave his conclusion. "This little boy has the highest concentration of midiclorients(sp?) I've seen in a life form!" he informed the punks.
"Really?" Jaina asked, shocked.
"No, not really, but he can be trained as a jedi. We will start training tomorrow." Luke said.
The punks looked sadly at their new friend. "I guess this is goodbye, then," Jacen commented.
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corran_horn_88
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Date Posted: Dec 31, 2001 9:49 PM |
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Have a great 2002 everybody!!
(reviving Luke was a good idea)
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Date Posted: Jan 1, 2002 8:40 AM |
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Happy New Year. Thats a really cool story. Please continue.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 1, 2002 11:24 AM |
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"Remember those movies that Han dug up? The ones that were almost the perfect story of our lives?" Leia asked.
"Yeah...the ones labeled 'Star Wars' with about six episodes?" he said, raising an eyebrow.
"In the first episode, remember how the little boy had a really high midichlorian count and he ended up being Darth Vader?" Leia asked.
"yes, go on." Luke answered.
"Leia, if I'm getting your point, you think that John is the next Darth Vader." Mara said.
"Good one, I thought I was going to have to write it out." Leia said with a sigh.
"Well, Leia, I've had more then my fair share of mess-ups, you know the whole Kyp thing, and a whole group of others, so I'm going to train John for your kids, so that they can decide what to do with him." Luke said. Leia's mouth hung open.
"I take it he's still insane." she said to Mara. the other shrugged.
"As long as he leaves my clothes alone, I consider him fine." Mara replied.
*he,he. I have more. Happy New Year!*
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 1, 2002 11:39 AM |
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***
the punks all took part in washing off Lowie. Anakin tried his best, but the pink and the orange were bleeched in.
"well, we only have one thing left to try." Anakin said, running to retrive an electric razor.
Lowie howled and lifted Jaina into the air with one massive paw. She bit his hand to get him to let her down.
"Take it easy, Lowie. Would you rather be orange and pink then furless?" Anakin said. the wookie growled back a 'yes!'
Lowie grumbled and took the razor from Anakin. He turnied it on. Jaina put her hands on her head, and backed away from the wookie.
Anakin and Jacen laughed uncontrollably as Lowie caught up with Jaina. She came back bald.
"Lowie, you had better watch out." Jaina snarled at the wookie.
"Nice hair do, Jaya!" Jacen called. Jaina glared at him, then seemed to brighten up. She used the force to snatch the razor from Lowie. still using the force to move the thing, she shaved Jacen's head.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 1, 2002 11:43 AM |
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Soon after the twins were bald, the entire population of Eclipse also shaved their heads. Tahiri, Tenel Ka, Zekk, Lowie, and Anakin all felt very uncomfortable walking around the academy.
*Happy new Year!!! I'm done. have a happy holiday, everyone!*
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 1, 2002 3:32 PM |
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>Ummmm...... shaved as in, cue-ball, or like not-quite-all-the-way-bald-so-they-can't-polish-their-heads kind of shaved?
>Right. Uh, when did Han find those weird videos? Did I miss that post? Or was that just like a spur of the moment thing?
>Riiiight.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 1, 2002 8:49 PM |
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*lol, i like that whole movie thing. yea, i'm thinking the exact same thing as podracer...define bald, pleez.*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 2, 2002 12:58 PM |
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When Mara saw the band, she raised her eyebrow. "Bald heads...hmm...I like it!" she cried. With that, she grabbed the shaver out of Tenel Ka's hand and shaved her head.
It was the punk's turn to raise their eyebrows at the bald Mara. "What?" she asked innocently. "It's just payback for what Luke did." Mara smiled wickedly. "Luke is going to freak," she thought to herself.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 2, 2002 3:09 PM |
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>I'll define bald: cue-ball-polished-pass-the-sunscreen-please-my-head-is-shiny-type-bald. (try saying that one three times fast.... ... Try saying once slowly!)
>I'm gonna write now! Please wait till I'm done! I have a great idea!
>Oh, BTW, I sent in part 4. that's the part where Mara dumps all that ice on Luke and so on.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 2, 2002 4:16 PM |
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Luke strode into the commons area the band and Mara occupied. "Hey, Mara, uhh, did you-"
The group turned to face him. "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" he screamed in terror.
Mara smiled in greeting. "Nice to see you too." Her smile turned to a "concerned" frown. "What's wrong, love?"
Luke staggered over to his wife. He brought his hand up to where her beutiful red hair should have been. "Mara! Wh-wh-wha--"
"What," she prompted patiently.
Jaw still making contact with the floor, he tried to go on: "Your.... wha?
Mara smiled again. "Oh! My hair?" Luke nodded, perplexed. She giggled. "You like?"
"No!!! Why did you do it?" Luke finally closed his mouth, turned around and ran a hand through his own hair.
After a pause, he turned back to Mara. "This has to be of the Dark Side, or something!" he said.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 2, 2002 4:18 PM |
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Mara raised an eyebrow at him. "The Dark Side? Do you seriously think that shaving my head puts me on the path to the Dark Side?"
Luke shrugged. "I don't know. It might!"
The Punks choked back laughter. Mara snorted, "Luke, shut up and look around you. You're the only one with hair."
"And the only sane one!" he shouted before storming off the way he came.
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A quiet knock was heard at the door. Jaina's eyes fluttered open. She heard a second knock as she picked her way over her friends and brothers, who were spralwed on the floor, wearing whatever they had fallen asleep in. Her head was pounding. They had had SOME party last night.
"Aunt Mara," she said through a yawn. "What are you doning here?"
Mara smiled. "I'm gonna play a little trick on Luke. Wanna help?"
Jaina's brow furrowed. "Come in. I'll wake them up."
The door closed behind them. "Hey guys," Jaina said. "C'mon. Get up."
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 2, 2002 4:19 PM |
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"What?" asked Anakin.
Mara smiled.
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Mara put a finger to her lips as a gesture of silence. Tahiri covered her mouth to stifle a giggle as Mara opened the door to the apartment she shared with Luke.
Mara poked her bald head thorugh the open bedroom door. Luke was still asleep. Good. Turning around, she motioned everyone in. Jacen handed his aunt the silent razor. Then he stood with his equally bald sister to make sure that Luke wouldn't wake up till they were gone.
Jaina nodded to Mara: the okay signal. She and Jacen entered their uncle's mind, located the area of sleep regulation. In light of the havoc thier uncle had wrought, the twins were very nervous about entering his mind.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 2, 2002 4:20 PM |
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With a smile on her face and rapture in her heart, he happily gave her husband a hairstyle identical to her own.
laughing as quietly as humanly possible, Anakin took the razor from Mara's hand. Joyfully, he rid his uncle of his eyebrows.
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Mara had invited the Punks to stay for breakfast.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" The scream came from the 'fresher, but sounded as if Luke had been standing right next to them. "MARA!!!!!!!!!!"
The group laughed out loud as Luke came dashing out to the dining area-- the very LARGE dining area. "Mara! What did you do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Choking back a second fit of laughter and swallowing her bite of egg, Mara met her husband's gaze. "i didn't do anything, dearest. I think the question is, what did YOU do," she lied.
Jacen, the closest to him, resisted the urge to steady his fainting uncle. Plop. he was out cold.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 2, 2002 4:22 PM |
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>Okay. I'm done for now.
>Keep it comin!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 3, 2002 9:06 AM |
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the movies were spur of the moment. wouldn't it be weird if in one of the real books they actually got a hold of the trilogy?
oh well...
and they're just bald. no shiney heads. nice addition about Luke... :)
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 3, 2002 9:19 AM |
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Jaina threw a bucket of ice water on Luke to wake him up.
"AHH!" Luke yelled.
Mara couldn't help but giggle. Tenel Ka played with a brown marker, coloring on a desk.
"I have an idea!" Jaina said. She took the marker from Tenel Ka. "Uncle Luke, we can't maje your hair grow back, but we could give you fake hair insted."
"Then Mara will pay." he said. Mara took the marker from Jaina.
"I think I know what Jaina had in mind." she said, wearing an evil grin. Anakin and Jacen nearly were crying, they were laughing so hard.
Luke screamed again.
"Get away from me and my head!!!" he yelled, frantically trying to wash off the 'hair' they had given him, which turned out to be a permant marker. The punks carefully left when Luke used a red marker and colored Mara's head.
***
once they were good and drunk, the punks blasted away from Eclipse. They had a concert on Yavin5 in a while, the Imperials had rented out the moon so that the punks would preform for them again.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 3, 2002 9:26 AM |
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The concert was a big sucess, the Imperial moffs even considered sponsering. They actually decided to, and the punks got a Star Destroyer to hold concerts in, and use for personal transport. After she had stolen more of the Imperial's booze supply, Jaina flew the Fizz Hound into the docking bay of the SD.
"What luck!" Anakin said, playing with the SD's computers. "This ship is in perfect condition, with weapons snd everything!" Jaina raced over and watched over her little brother's shoulder. Lowie went off to tinker with the Hound.
^okay, maybe I'm being a little too weird today. Someone else write, and either loose the SD, or keep it. I can't decide which...^
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 3, 2002 10:08 AM |
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^still waiting^
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corran_horn_88
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Date Posted: Jan 3, 2002 6:08 PM |
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Lowbacca stumbled drunkedly to the SD command center. He noticed all the flashing lights on the main control systems. They were so pretty....
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Hours later, the punks were safely on the Fizz Hound somewhere in the Unknowns, but the SD was nothing more than rubble on the planet that was inhabitated by some bluish lizards.(was) The punks had decided to give the survivors a free concert as consolation, but the strange new sounds had melted their heads. The one insane survivor went around the galaxy mumbling,"I'm..gecko...not..Geico.."
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corran_horn_88
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Date Posted: Jan 3, 2002 6:29 PM |
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Gecko eventually wound up on a planet called Earth, where he made millions by writing stories about his galaxy for a man named George Lucas and doing car insurance commercials during Super Bowls.
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46 & 2
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Date Posted: Jan 3, 2002 9:53 PM |
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Right..................
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 5, 2002 2:12 PM |
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Okay........
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Jan 5, 2002 2:15 PM |
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did you get that from Planet of the Apes? that was a really weird movie...creepier then Star Treck...ug. SW is sooo much better then that Star Wars wanna-be.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 5, 2002 7:54 PM |
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On Yavin 5, the Punks stood dumbfounded as the Fizz Hound hovered over the planet, which wasn't really a planet at all. More like an asteroid with an atmosphere. Or soemthign like that.
"Uhh.. any life forms, Lowie?" asked Jaina.
Lowie grumbled a negative.
"Uhh.. any ships nearby, Zekk?" asked Jaina.
"Sensors indicate... nothing.." replied Zekk.
"Uhh.. where is the concert supposed to be, then?"
"How am I supposed to know!? Oh, wait, wait a moment.. we have a ship dropping out of hyperspace.. transponders identify it as the Jaade's Fire. Wait a moment! THe JAADE'S FIRE?!Oh,no!" said Zekk.
<hang on...>
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 5, 2002 7:56 PM |
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"Sithspawn, how'd she get underanged? Maybe she wants to hear our concert...?" said Anakin from behind.
"Nah,I bet she's here to kill us." said Tahiri.
"Bet ya 50 credits she isn't." said Anakin.
"You're on!" replied Tahiri.
"Ooh, I want in too!" said Jaina."This time, Little Brother, you're gonna lose!" she recalled the last bet they had with Anakin; everyone ended up paying him 100 credits because he thought Master Skywalker would do something unexpected. Everyone guessed he would have read their thoughtful gift, no one thought he would start a nudist colony.
"Jaina? She is hailing us! And she wants to know- is she too late for the concert?" said Zekk.
"I don't believe it!" shouted Tahiri.
"OK, People, pay up!"said Anakin, who was grinning from ear to ear.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Jan 6, 2002 8:56 AM |
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Groaning, Jaina and Tahiri began emptying their pockets. In the end, Anakin ended up with 70 credits, plus a hydrospanner which, according to Jaina was,"brand new, never been used".
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Date Posted: Jan 6, 2002 9:00 AM |
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oh my gosh this is soooooooooo funny. Please continue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 6, 2002 9:37 AM |
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The Punks felt guilty about shaving Luke's head, still, so they decided to buzz by and see how he was doing. He answered the door and when he saw it was them, he screamed and slammed the door. The Punks rang the chime again, and again, and finally Luke opened the door. He peeked out, whispering, "Is Mara with you?" they shook their heads. Luke siged in relief. "Well, then, guys, come on in!"
Jaina gasped. "Uncle Luke! Your hair!"
It was, indeed horrible. His hair stretched down to his knees, and partially dreadlocked.
"You like it? I used to Force to speed up growing time. Mara will flip when she sees this. My way of revenge." Luke grinned evily.
"Master Skywalker, that's disgusting!" exclaimed a repulsed Zekk."Long hair is not for you!"
"Bet you 60 credits Mara is going to make an attempt on his life!" said Anakin.
"You're on!" said Jacen.
"Jaina? Tahiri? You guys in, too?" he asked.
They shook thier heads sadly. They were still broke from the last bet with Anakin.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 7, 2002 2:12 PM |
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Mara didn't enter until later. Anakin was, again, right. She took one look at Luke's long hair and drew out her blaster. Luke, who was expecting this, quickly plucked it from her hands using the Force.
"How do you like it?" Luke asked brightly.
"I think a bantha has better hair than you," Mara said dryly. "I should have 'acidentally' let that razor slip yesterday when I shaved your head," she muttered.
Anakin grinned wildly and turned to his friends. "Pay up!" he shouted evily.
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Date Posted: Jan 7, 2002 2:21 PM |
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this is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! i loooooooooooooooove it soooooooooooooooooo much. please write more. I would but i'm a really bad writer. this story is so coooooooooooooool
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Date Posted: Jan 8, 2002 6:08 PM |
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still waiting for more
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Date Posted: Jan 9, 2002 2:26 PM |
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C'mon, were are u guys?
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 9, 2002 6:28 PM |
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*I tried 2 get on yesterday, but there was a problem with the boards...*
Jacen groaned. "That's the last of my credits." He dumped the handful into Anakin's lap. Anakin, still grinning wildly, counted them to make sure they were all there.
Mara and Luke, meanwhile, were having a very interesting arguement. "You look like a wookie! Jedi Master, ESPECIALLY HUMAN ONES, do NOT go around with hair down to the floor!" Mara cried.
"It's not to the floor, it's a centimeter above," Luke said innocently.
The punks decieded to let them fight it out. They tiptoed quietly out of the room, and simotaneously burst into laughter when they were out in the hall and had shut the door behind them.
"Did you see the look on Mara's face?" Jaina cried, tears coming out of her eyes from laughing so hard.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 9, 2002 6:42 PM |
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That night, no one saw Jacen sneak out. He couldn't sleep, and decided to go down to the local bar.
He was walking down the street, when all of a sudden, he was grabbed from behind by some very powerful arms. He swung around, lightsaber ready, but when he saw what had grabbed him, he laughed.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 10, 2002 4:48 PM |
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Just as a smart alec remark would have parted his lips, he was lifted from the ground. "AAAAHHHHH!!!!! Chewie! Put me down!!!! Please! I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry!!! I love it! The way the die... clashes... .... I didn't know Wookies had skin." The grip on his shoulders tightened. "NO! AAAHHHH!! Please! Put me down! Stop!!! Oh! OW! That hurts! Chewie!!!"
"Put the boy down, alien." Recovering from the abrupt drop, Anakin identified the owner of the breathy (and slightly murderous) voice.
"Maara!"
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 10, 2002 4:50 PM |
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>Nice with the dreadlocks! I was trying to think of a way to excellerate hair growth. I can't stand to see Jaina bald!
>I'm done for now. Gotta eat!
~~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Date Posted: Jan 10, 2002 6:46 PM |
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Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 10, 2002 7:59 PM |
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"Maara? What in Sith are you doing here?!" exclaimed Jacen.
"Oh, I thought I'd pay back the favor of ruining my cloned Emporor and temporarily insanities. I've had my mind restored, and now I'm here. So, how have you been, Jacen Solo?" answered the clone icily.
"Uhh, I-I-I've been good, Maara, and how about you?" he asked.
"I've seen better days. Walk." she shoved him none too gently along the duracrete.
"Listen, Maara, I had nothign to do with you insanities! Those were Anakin and Jaina's fault! Honest!"
"How like you to pass the blame onto others. I don't care who did it, fool, your brother, your mother,your father, your droid, at least I've caught you!"
Jacen gulped. It was already shaping up to be a bad night.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 10, 2002 8:01 PM |
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oops!!!!!!!! i made an error. I meant that last bit to be with Anakin, not jacen!!! and Anakin places the blame on JACEN AND JAINA!!! I am an idiot! soory botu that all!!! heehee.....
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 10, 2002 8:04 PM |
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<wait a minute.... is it s'posed to be Anakin or Jacen with Chewie and Maara? i'm confused. sorry guys, a blonde here. weel, whatever pick the sibling in which it makes the most sense, k? heehee!!>
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Jan 12, 2002 7:21 AM |
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Maara hailed an air taxi. She pushed Jacen in, then got in herself.
"To docking bay 442" she told the pilot. Jacen would have protested, but Maara's blaster was uncomfotably close to his neck.
Minutes later, they arrived at the bay. Maara pushed Jacen ahead of her, towards her ship. Jacen noticed the words "Lumbering Lummox" on the side of her ship. He wonderd if it had anything to do with the ship's handling. It certainly looked like the clumsiest piece of junk in the galaxy.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 12, 2002 6:12 PM |
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"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought," he remarked.
"She's got it where it counts, kid," Maara said cooly. "Get in."
"Aren't you forgeting something?" Jacen asked her.
"What?" Maara looked suspiciously at him.
Jacen laughed. "Chewie."
"Who?" Maara seemed confused.
"The 'alien' who is standing right behind you who was trying to hug me when you came up." He waved at Chewie and grinned as Chewie knocked the blaster from Maara's hand.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 12, 2002 6:19 PM |
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Maara stood in shock. "Thanks, Chewbacca. I owe you one," Jacen remarked. He laughed darkly. "Now, what are we going to do with you..." He left the sentance unfinished as an idea came into his mind. "You remember Tahiri, dont you, Maara? I heard she lovesto do make-overs. How would you like tie-dyed hair, or maybe even a mohawk..."
Jacen brought Maara back to the Solo's apartment where the Punks where hanging out drunk. "Hey, Tahiri, Maara here volunteered for a make-over, didn't you Maara?" He pointed the blaster at her. Maara growled.
"Oh, fun!" a very drunk Tahiri cried. "I know just the look for her!" Maara flinched frightenly.
*I'll leave off here for someone else to decide what they do to Maara!*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 13, 2002 10:44 AM |
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*come on, somebody...*
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Jan 13, 2002 11:48 AM |
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>I'll deal with her! Please let me do it.<
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 13, 2002 12:05 PM |
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Jacen and Jaina tied Maara savagly to a stool of proper hieght for Tahiri. Anakin helped his girlfriend gather all of her "tools" and a table.
Grinning from ear to ear, Tahiri said, "Well, Maara, I think I'll start with the hair. It needs the most work. Aside from your face of course."
Rolling her eyes back in concentration, Tahiri strched out with the Force, excellerating the growth of Maara's hair and eyebrows. After about ten minutes, the red locks were dragging on the floor.
After a brief rest, Tahiri grabbed a comb from her table; parted Maara's hair down the back and splitting it into two peices.
Anakin saw what she was doing: he grabbed the supply of brown hair dye Leia had been giving them "just in case," and set to work.
Once the left side was brown, Tahiri began twisting the really long hair into a bun on the side of Maara's head, then did the same with the other side.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 13, 2002 12:06 PM |
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"Now," Tahiri said menacingly, "we will work on that face of yours." Grabbing some dark purple eyeshadow, Tahiri began applying it to Maara's eyes. The problem was, the she wouldn't hold still, and more eyeshadow ended up on her nose and in her ears (how they got THERE, no one knew).
Cherry red lipstick was selected, and much less than expertly applied, having about the same effect as the eye shadow.
Tahiri stepped back to survey her work. "What about her eyebrows?" asked Jaina.
Tahiri shook her head. "You're right. We can't leave them red." She thought a minute. "Anakin, hand me the bleach."
"With pleasure."
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 13, 2002 12:12 PM |
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Tenel Ka laughed at Maara. "I know that look," she laughed.
"Mom would be so proud," Anakin surmised, eyeing his and Tahiri's work.
"Now for the face..." Tahiri looked thoughtful. "Hmm...yes...perfect! Time for a little surgery. Hey, guys, remember that comercial on the holonet for hair implants?" She grinned evily.
"Yah...I do," Jacen remembered. "But what does that have to do with Ma-" He left the sentance unfinished as he relized Tahiri's plan. "How would you like a mustache and beard, Maara?" It was Jacen's turn to grin evily.
Maara whimpered.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 13, 2002 12:13 PM |
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*oops, didn't know u had posted again! sorry:P*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 13, 2002 12:49 PM |
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Tahiri stepped back and took a look at the recreated Maara. "Hmm...yep, love the hair...make-up's a little messy, but not bad...eyebrows look great...and love the mustache. Maybe we should dye the beard a different color. There's too much red already." She died Maara's new beard blue.
"Now for the clothes," Jaina said thoughtfully. Tahiri let Jaina take over on this part.
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s p a c e r
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Date Posted: Jan 13, 2002 1:10 PM |
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Time to participate.
Jaina went directly to her closet and picked out the most outrageous tube top she could find. Hot pink. "Goes great with the beard" Tahiri said as Jaina wreasled the tube top on. Jaina returned to her closet and pulled out a baggy pair of pants that were lime green and macthed horribly with the top Maara was wearing. "Perfect". jaina whispered.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 13, 2002 1:19 PM |
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*hehehe, I can't even imagine how nasty she looks*
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Jan 14, 2002 3:52 PM |
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>Uhh, Sticks, I don't think "nasty" is the word: too gentle. Personnally, I'm partial to, "butt-ugly." But that's just MY opinion.
>Time to start editing Part 5! I don't know if I said this earlier, but I got parts 2,3, and 4 in already. They're not up yet: I just checked.
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 14, 2002 4:30 PM |
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*eek -- I only have part 1 on my website...guess it's time I get going!:P*
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 14, 2002 5:38 PM |
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Maara moaned uncertainly as it was time for her grand unveilign to the rest of the Punks and her chance to finally look in a mirror, the new Maara completed. The Punks who'd worked on her chuckled evily as they pulled her into a 'fresher station. They pulled off the sheet covering the mirror, and Anakin shouted,"Catch her!" as her eyes rolled back into her head and she collapsed. Jaina dove for her and caught her, just in the nick of time.
"I think she likes it." saidTahiri.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Jan 14, 2002 6:00 PM |
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"This is a fact," Tenel Ka said.
The punks called the real Mara over to their apartment. "Hmm...am I really that fat?" she muttered after seeing Maara.
"Good idea," Jaina said. Everyone raised their eyebrows at her. "Why don't we "add" a few pounds to Maara using the force?" Jaina asked giddily.
"Hehehe, good idea, Jaya," Jacen laughed. The punks and Mara stood around Maara and let the force flow. 10 minutes later, a very fat, 250 pound Maara lay in front of them.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Jan 14, 2002 6:10 PM |
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"Ooh, she's gonna love it!" squealed a Tahiri.
"Hey, what do you think Luke would do if we told him this was the real Mara? Wanna bet he freaks?" said Anakin devilishly.
"Oh, I like the way your twisted little mind works! Let's do it!" exclaimed Jaina.
"Payback for the dreadlocks!" added the real Mara.
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