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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 2:44 PM |
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Anakin mumbled and grumbled the whole way and back. His face was a neon red the whole time, even though people recognized him as one of the Punks and usually has wild haircolors. To him, Tahiri went waaay over board. So, he purchased some more semi permanent in hopes to color over his hair disaster. Mrs. Horn was in a decidedly bad mood the whole time and everyone could sense Jysella and Valin's guilt and quiet amusement. Anakin couldn't figure out why the amusement, if he had Mirax and Corran chewing him out he'd not be in good spirits. Fortunately for the kids, Mirax wasn't force sensitive and if she could sense their exhilaration, they'd probably be grounded for life.He sighed. Life was so complicated.
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 2:47 PM |
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<by the way, yea Psychopathic Jedi! it sounds great! heehee! i like it! :D>
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 3:51 PM |
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Psychopathic Jedi sounds great; has a nice ring to it.
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Ka Ti Mak
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 4:07 PM |
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This is soooooooo funny! u guys r really good writers!I'm in 10th grade and probably couldn't have come up with stuff this gr-8! tell me when u put it on site!
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 4:25 PM |
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>Pychopathic Jedi it is then! I won't be able to start until tomorrow. Like I said before, this site is kinda slow, so it may take a month or so to actually make it up there. I'll post the URL here once I send it in.
I'm gonna let my friend (who is not a SW member yet) read this, so I won't post for a few minutes.
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 4:30 PM |
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Back to the story, or we'll have to make "Jedi Punks: The discussion thread"!
Anyway, once back at the ship, Anakin began working on his hair. First he tried the yellow dye. That only made his hair turn split-pea soup green with black streaks. A giggle from the doorway diverted his attention.
It was Tahiri. "Well, at least my dye job gave you some character. Now, you'll just make people feel hungry!"
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 5:46 PM |
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>I'm letting my demented friend write for a while. I'm kinda suffering from writer's block right now. He has a much more twisted imagination than I do. I'll try to keep him from killing everybody. I'll let you know when podracer is actually typing again.
::shakes head in desperation:: I know that I'm going to regret this...
~~~~May the Force be with us~~~~
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 5:57 PM |
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INTRO FOR JEEVES
Anakin decided to go outside. It was a magical day for Anakin. He was getting a big suprise. He was getting a magical wookee pet , just like his dads.his name was jeeves. Since jeeves is a slave he doesnt get a capital letter. <(part of story)
Anakin likes his wookee friend. They womp and play and be jolly and gay. Anakin like the letter jacket jeeves hacked up for him. He ate it when he destroyed the planet of biggingtonapastofyness 76.jeeves likes leather. It gives him gas. He like tooting. (giggle)
G'day lads from your good friend dan XD
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 5:59 PM |
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>OH!!! I AM SSOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR THAT! PLEASE disregard that entire last post.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 7:08 PM |
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LOL. I'll try this. Tell me if I'm messing up the story.
Later, back at the cantina, Tahiri and Jaina sat discussing Anakin's new hair-do, while Jacen and Anakin argued about who should sing the solo for the upcoming concert.
All of the sudden, Tenel Ka let out a scream that shook the whole room. Looking around, the Punks all gasped in astonishment. Luke had entered. His hair was cut into a mohawk, died pink, and he wore leather clothes. Two rings went through his nose, and his tongue was also pierced. "Dude, what 'yall looken at. Just gettin into the mood," he grunted. He held up his hand. "You homies want some pot?"
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 7:15 PM |
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Still speechless, the Jedi Punks shook their heads "no" in disbelief. Anakin was the first to speak. "You know, Uncle Luke, I think you're finally getting the idea. Have a beer. Want some Andris? I've got some of that too."
"Sorry, dudes, gotta run. This loser chalenge me to a fight, and im gonna kick his ###. See you later." He exited the building.
It was Mara Jade who entered shortly after. She looked worried, and wearily asked the Jedi if they had seen Luke. Not wanting to tell Mara about the fight Luke had gone off to, they all shruged their shoulders and went back to their business.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 8:13 PM |
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Good shot Sticks!
This loser whose ####Luke was going to kick was none other than Ponda Baba, who had beaten Luke in a bar brawl years before. The Aqualish squealed something in his own language;it probably wasn't worth translating, especially since no Dr. Evanzn was there to do the honor. The two met in the alley behind the bar inhabited by the Punks. Ponda charged, running full force(small f) towards Luke.
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 8:20 PM |
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"Well, do you like me now?" murmured Luke. He spun, using the Force to nudge the Aqualish off to the side. Then, after a serious amount of pummeling the Solar Plexus, Luke clopped Ponda on the head with the butt of his lightsaber. Ponda went sprawling into a pile of trash canisters, out cold.
Most unfortunately, the loud crash was heard by Mara in the bar. Throwing a look at the Punks, she hurried outside.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 8:34 PM |
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Luke didn't even flinch. He just bowed his head, rendering Ponda skewered (sp). That gell must have been stronger than he thought. Only problem was what to do with the body.
Tilting his head toward the ground, Ponda Baba slid off the mohawk. Luke sat down on a nearby bench, trying (but to no avail) to devise a plan to dispose of the body. He found thinking to be an incredible challenge these days.
Then something hit him like a stun bolt. As Luke fell into unconsciousness he realized that it WAS a stun bolt.
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Mara laid a backhand sharply across her husband's cheek, unceremoniously flinging him awake.
Luke sat bolt up right, then fell down again as he hit his head on the bunk above him.
Resisting the urge to do MORE damage, Mara went for her secret weapon: a bucket of ice. Mara happily dumped a ten liter bucket of ice on Luke's torso, from which she had removed his tacky fake leather jacket.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 8:35 PM |
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Luke let out a rather girly squeal and rolled off the bed and onto the floor.
"Good morning, Sunshine," Mara said, beaming proudly at her accomplishment. "Want some breakfast?"
"No!" Luke screamed in reply. "I want a hot shower! Cold! Oh, this ice is cold!"
Mara chuckled, watching him dive into the shower. He turned the water on as hot as it would go. Mara smiled smugly. "I know dearest," she said to herself. "But I found myself hotwiring in my sleep. There'll be no hot water for you."
Luke jumped in then jumped righ back out. He whirled to face Mara. "What is the matter with you, you demented little freak?!?!? Do you take pleasure in my pain?"
Mara, still chuckling, replied, "Only when it's funny. I think this falls into that catogory."
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 8:37 PM |
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>Okay, Bad furday, you beat me to it! grr! Oh well. Just ignore my version of the fight, but keep the ice thing in there. I like that.
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 15, 2001 8:50 PM |
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Mara ran to the alley and was shocked by what she saw. Luke,if it was he, was sitting in the dirt, wearing leather, a mohawk, and assorted body piercings. An Aqualish lay unconscious in a pile of trash canisters. Feeling anger welling up inside her like a cyclone, Mara did the most logical thing she could think of. She pulled her blaster and stunned Luke. ( here's where you put your ice part, podracer):)
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 17, 2001 2:34 PM |
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Storming out of the room, Luke went to the Solo's apartment to find a nice hot shower. Ignoring the strange looks he recieved in the halls and on the elevator, Luke walked right in to the Solo's living room.
Jaina was in the room, with the lights off, sleeping. She quickly fliped on the lights to see who had entered. As soon as the lights were on, she screamed.
"Uncle Luke! What are you doing here? You're naked!!!" Luke looked down. He had forgoten to put on his clothes. Oops.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 17, 2001 3:09 PM |
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Jaina's scream had brought her two brothers running. Jacen threw up his hands.
"Uncle Luke! Go back and put on some clothes!" Jacen yelled.
"Hurry, before Aunt Mara finds you here!" Anakin also hid his face. Jaina just kept her eyes shut.
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Mara calmly knocked on the Solo's door. She forced herself to breathe at a normal pace. Luke would pay...
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Jacen and Anakin both reacted to the knock at the same time. With one hand still over his eyes, Jacen pulled Luke over to a back door. Anakin opened it for him, and Luke got the message. He hid in the back alley. Jaina tossed a yasalarmi (sp?) necklace out after him.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 17, 2001 3:19 PM |
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^limit problems. glad you like the name! =P^
When they got back, a sleepy Tahiri, confused Tenel Ka, and equally both Zekk were waiting for them.
"Was that master Skywalker?" Tenel Ka asked.
"With no clothes on?" Zekk added. Jaina nodded sadly.
"I worry about his mental health." she voiced. Tahiri was looking at the door.
"Um...Mara is still out there." she said. Jaina jumped and ran and opened the door, pulling her tube top up as she ran.
"Uh...Hi Aunt Mara? What brings you here?" Jaina asked.
"I was looking for-"
"Uncle Luke hasn't been here all night! We haven't seen him!" Jaina said. Mara raised an eyebrow.
"You wouldn't be... lying to me, would you?"
"Sithspit! Look at the time! I'll see you tomorrow!" Jaina said, shutting the door. Jacen whistled.
"Nice one. I give her three minutes." he said. Jaina glared over her bare shoulder at him.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 17, 2001 3:19 PM |
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>::surprised blink:: Ooookaaay... I'm going to work on getting this ready for posting and let that sink in. whoa. Nice touch. I wasn't expecting that. whoa.
I'm going to break it up into parts when I send it in, okay? And all who read it will forever remember us as the Psychopathic Jedi.
whoa. That was.... whoa.
Seriously, y'all. That was really good.
~~~~May the Force be wtih y'all~~~~
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 17, 2001 3:28 PM |
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limits drive me nuts!
At one in the morning, Jaina looked out over her friends and brothers. The punks had decided to stay up... too many weird things had been happening lately.
Tahiri and Anikin were sleeping on the floor. Jacen and Tenel Ka were talking on a couch. Jaina harself was between Lowie and Zekk on the floor... the wookie's drunken snoring was keeping her awake. She leaned back on her elbows and opened a beer. When Lowie went to snore again, she poured it down his throught(sp). he giggled quietly as he stopped snoring. Jaina went to sleep when Lowie woke up for more beer...
The next day, the Jedi punks decided to leave the academy. Mirax Horn and her commando Corran were on a rampage because the supposed 'brown hair dye' that Jyssila had used had insted made her head bright purple. Jaina looked longenly at her ship, the Fizz Hound as the punks stole the Jade's Saber. It had better beer supplies and food pre units, anyway.
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 17, 2001 3:56 PM |
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^almost done^
Jaina waved cheerily to her Aunt Mara. She was preping up the Jade's Sabre for flight. Mara was shouting something, waving her arms. Anakin waved back. She was almost to the ship-
"My ship! My ship!" she was shouting. Jaina pretended not to hear her and took off for Dantooine.
^ glad you liked the name! :) someone look up the spelling for psychopathic...I don't think I spelled it right... Computer class ends in a week!!! I'll have to write from home after school insted!!!
I've had an Idea, but don't know how to put it in the story. Someone else can have it:
the punks go back to the acadmy for Jedi-mas
there they celebrate the equivilant of Christams in the SW universe...and Luke recieves a book on how to act normally...
I'll add more later... =P Jaina
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 17, 2001 7:29 PM |
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Once the Punks reached space, Anakin unstrapped his crash webbing and bounded into the cockpit.
"Where are we going?" he asked.
"Dantooine",replied Jaina.
"Um..you know the planet doesn't really have enough people on it to fill a freighter with, right? It's mostly plains and swamps and herds of animsls." said Anakin.
"I know" replied Jaina, "We're going to lie low at Dantooine for a while, and then move on to a concert elsewhere.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 17, 2001 7:41 PM |
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The trip to Dantooine went smoothly, or what the Punks considered smooth. Anakin was now attempting to make his hair appear chrome in color. However, the best he could do was a sort of dirty grey, which Jaina said reminded her of landspeeder exhaust. Jacen feverntly hoped that Luke hadn't decided to join a nudist colony. A naked Jedi master somehow doesn't have an imposing aura surrounding him. Tahiri meanwhile, was busy redecorating the main hold, turning it into a recording studio.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 18, 2001 1:53 PM |
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This WILL take a while..
Upon reaching Dantooine, Jaina set the jade's Sabre down in a grassy field. Lowie hurried down the ramp, sniffing the air and wondering if the furry creatures in the trees were good to eat. Tenel Ka began making a crown for her hair out of flowers.
"Well Jaina," said Zekk,"This is the perfect place for a musician's retreat!"
Please wait till I'm done, it's a bit!
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 18, 2001 2:52 PM |
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>Good news, Psychopathic (that is the correct spelling) Jedi! I have just sent in the first part (from beginning to the appearance of the Pokémon)! Chances are, that it won't be up until after December. BUT! As promised, here is the URL for the fanfic site: www.jedijournals.com, and will be located in the HUMOR section of the fiction. Y'all can keep an eye (or visual sendory organ for those of you NON humans) out for the story! You won't be able to miss it. I called it Jedi Punks: Part I: Hidden Talants. I'm still working on the rest, but leave it up to me: I'm dependable. Plus, I have it on my computer.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 18, 2001 5:21 PM |
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Here's the rest...
For the next few days, the punks recuperated from the week's hectic events. New songs were written. Anakin woukd sing solo at the next gig. He brushed up his act by singing in the shower. This annoyed the heck out of the others, especially as it sometimes screwed up the Sabre's scanning system.
After a particulary exhausting jam session, Jacen was resting in the field. He thought *wait...limit problems..NOT done*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 18, 2001 5:27 PM |
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He thought he saw something approaching on the horizon.
"Dudes, whoever hears this, bring a pair of macrobinoculars to me in the field north of the ship. I've spotted something." said Jacen into his comlink. Moments later, Tahiri and Anakin came running towards him, binoculars in hand. Raising them to his eyes, Jacen scanned the horizon.
"Well, it's definitely humanoid in shape,but it's too far away to..*wait..more*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 18, 2001 5:35 PM |
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"..away to make out any details. It is walking rather stiffly."
"Perhaps," said Tahiri,"We should get our lightsabers and be ready."
Jacen and Anakin agreed, and a moment later, they all headed back to the Jade's Sabre.
Later, all the Punks were armed with lightsabers, guarding the ship from what ever was on the northern plain. After about an hour, a solitary figure emerged from the tall grass. *Still not done*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 18, 2001 5:41 PM |
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Lowie rumbled something, which Jaina translated as
"Well I never! Did you ever?!"
The mysterious figure was none other than an extremely old and battered CZ series droid. Most of its paint had worn away, and streaks of oil and grease could be seen leaking from its joints. The droid's body casing bore many dents and scratches. It squeaked to a stop in front of the Punks.
*Don't worry Almost there!*
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Date Posted: Dec 18, 2001 5:47 PM |
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"I am CZ-43. There is no need to harm me. I have been wandering for many years. I saw your ship and hoped you might rescue me."
"Are there other beings on this planet?" asked Jacen.
"No" replied the droid "The colonists were all wiped out by Admiral Daala. Only a few of us droids managed to escape. Many have broken down. I may be the only one left now."
The Jedi Punks pondered this.
***MORE***
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 18, 2001 6:05 PM |
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"He'd be a great help in setting up the stage and carrying our stuff" said Anakin.
Tenel Ka agreed."With the droid's help, we can set up and pack up much faster. This could come in handy."
Jacen turned to the droid.
"We have decided to take you with us. We're a rock and roll band and could use a little help."
"Thank you kind Jedi. I will do my best to serve you!" said CZ-43 as he then squeaked his way up the ramp. Anakin whispered to Tahiri,
"A new paint job, some speech modifications, and he'll be perfect!"
After three oilings and a pair of freshly charged batteries, CZ-43 was almost as good as new. Anakin was in charge of the paint job.
Limit problems again..wait..
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Date Posted: Dec 18, 2001 6:12 PM |
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"So CZ-43, how did you know we were all Jedi Knights?" asked Anakin as he sprayed paint.
" I have been in operation for 148 standard years. I have seen many things. Of course, your lightsabers were a dead give-away!"
"Dude, you're done!" said Anakin, smiling. the droid was a tie-dye mix of red, yellow, orange, and blue. The words "True Punk" were stenciled in yellow across his vibrant red chest. Lastly, Anakin adjusted the droid's speech to be more compliant with the Punks'.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 18, 2001 6:29 PM |
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Okay folks, I'm done. Y'all add more to this storyline!
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JainaSolo;)*
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Date Posted: Dec 19, 2001 1:18 PM |
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^this is getting a little too weird, even for MY twisted sense of humor...^
Anakin and the rest of the punks got along very well with CZ for the first few days. They had 'it' press the buttons on the food prep. units, move all of their equiptment for jam sessions, clean up their piles of dirty laundry, and a number of other odd tasks that would only have cluttered up Mara's stolen ship.
After a few hours, the punks grew to be almost completely dependant on CZ. By the time they finally realized what CZ really was, it was too late...
"Jaina! Jacen! CZ's an assasian droid programed to kill us! Sent by aunt Mara!"
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 19, 2001 4:07 PM |
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Jacen and Jaina looked up. "Who was passed by a droid?" Jaina slurred. Anakin relized that both Jacen and Jaina were drunk. He looked over at Tahiri, Zekk, Tenel'Ka and Lowie. They were in the same state.
"Great," he muttered. "I'm the only one in fighting condition and there's and assaasin droid on the loose."
"So you finally figured me out, little jedi brat." A all too familiar voice said behind him. Anakin looked back at CZ.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 19, 2001 4:12 PM |
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*The story is up!*
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Date Posted: Dec 19, 2001 6:24 PM |
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"And to think I trusted you!" hissed Anakin, seething with anger.
"Yes' said CZ-43 "And before you die would you like to know a secret? It wasn't your Aunt Mara who sent me . It was Borsk Fey'lya!"
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corran_horn_88
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Date Posted: Dec 20, 2001 5:21 PM |
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Just when the punks were about to be blown away by the CZ droid, Anakin hit a button on the food unit. A little red and white ball rolled out. Anakin opened hit with the Force, and one of the adorable Sith creatures popped out. CZ said "What the Hell is this stupid thi-" the sith creature blew it up.
Just as the punks were rushing to hug the cute thing, it zapped them to.
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corran_horn_88
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Date Posted: Dec 20, 2001 5:57 PM |
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Meanwhile, back on Coruscant, Master Luke was lounging naked in his apartment. As he looked through his mail he noticed an early Jedimas(jedi's Christmas, if you missed the post were it was mentioned) present. as he tore off the paper with adorable little yellow things, he found a booked titled Being Normal Volume 1: Put on Some clothes!
He also noticed a red and white ball....
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 20, 2001 6:40 PM |
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>Wow! That story got up faster than I thought. It will take me awhile to get the next part up, Psychopathic Jedi. i have relatives from out of state for Christmas. I'll get to putting more up later (I hope).
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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tahiriveila
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Date Posted: Dec 20, 2001 8:02 PM |
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"Anakin!Where'd you get the Sith thing??" asked a Jaina who'd just staggered in, a few moments late.
"I saved him. You never know when these things come in handy."
Jaina frowned. She stretched out a hand adn a blaster shot towards it. She closed one eye and shot the yellow thing. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. The little thing squeaked "Pikachu?" then the charred little thing collapsed.
"Sithspawn, Jaina! That was one of my last ones!" said Anakin.
"ONE of you last ones?! ONE!? YOU HAVE MORE?" she shouted."HOW COULD YOU!?"
"Ummm.."Anakin ripped the blaster pistol from Jaina's hand. "Hey, look, it's Borsk Fey'lya!" he said.
"Where?" Jaina asked, turning around.Anakin switched the pistol to stun and fired.
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Date Posted: Dec 20, 2001 10:04 PM |
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Hey, when I went to www.jedijournals.com, i could not find the "humor section. Where is it?just wondering...
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 21, 2001 12:43 PM |
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*i found the humor section when i went so i dont know whats the matter.*
"Umm...Anakin, Borsk really is coming." Jacen pointed outside.
"Sithspawn. We could really use another one of those sith things right now, but i only have one left and i gotta do some research on them still," Anakin remarked.
Borsk Fey'la was alomost up the boarding ramp now. "How'd he get his mind back?" Tahiri wondered aloud.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 21, 2001 12:48 PM |
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"I finally got you, Jedi Punks! Now i can do to you what you did to me," Borsk cried. His eyes were crossed, and it looked like he hadn't seen the 'fresher for bout a month.
"Umm, dude, like take a bath." Jaina, who was now awake, said.
"You're forgeting one thing: you aint got no jedi powers to memory wipe us," Jacen added.
"Maybe not, but i do have this." Borsk held up an object for the Punks to see.
"Emperor's Black Bones..." Jaina whispered.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 21, 2001 6:46 PM |
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>To get to the story on the site, you have to click on the "fitcion" link at the top of the first page. Then, you can choose to read by category: then you can click on humor. Try that. if you don't know your way around, it can be a confusing site.
The story here is coming along great y'all. I'm a little brain dead right now, and I can't think of anything to write. I'll come back later. keep it going!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 21, 2001 7:21 PM |
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podracer(and every1 else): would any of u care if i put this story on the website i am building? I have a section for fanfiction.
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Dec 21, 2001 8:24 PM |
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<do it! that would be cool!!>
"Oh, yes, Jedi Punks! Be afraid! Be very afraid! Stoop and bow to my power!" the deranged Fey'lya said, cackeling gleefully.
"Like,dude, take a chill pill or something!" replyed Anakin.
"Yea, dude put that thing away!" added Tahiri.
"'Dude! Put that thing away!' Borsk mocked Tahiri."What are you brats going to do to me?"
"Seriously, man, like get off our ship or else!"piped up Jaina, who was rubbing her head dazedly.
"Or else!" he repeated, once again mockingly.
Anakin raised the blaster still in his hands, checked the setting (still stun)and took careful aim.
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Dec 21, 2001 8:33 PM |
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< I just have to say, I saw the jedijournals page with our story on it, and that is too cool!! thanks podracer!! :D heehee i love this!!>
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 3:40 PM |
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He shot the blaster and Borsk Fey'lya absorbed it with the bones. Then he shot Force lightning out of it. Anakin threw a red and white ball and it ccame open and there where the ball was stood an enormous dragon thing. It breathed fire onto Borsk and the ball bounced up and the dragon disappeared into the ball again.
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 3:44 PM |
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"Why did the dragon thing disapear?"
"I don't know." "Take the bones, Luke will want to see them." "Not if he hasn't finished the book he won't, and I'm not going anywhere near him again until he acts normal." " Besides we have a concert to do in four days."
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 6:55 PM |
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"Is Borsk dead?" asked Zekk.
"Not only is he really dead, he's like, most sincerely dead!" quipped Anakin.
The Punks decided that it would be a good time to leave Dantooine. They quickly packed everything, including the bones of Borsk and the Emperor into the Sabre's hold. Jaina was back at the ship's controls. Unfortunately, the alcohol hadn't worn off yet. Dazedly, Jaina blasted off from Dantooine,and plotted a course through hyperspace.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 7:01 PM |
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Moments later, the Sabre emerged from hyperspace.
"Dude, like, where are we?" asked Jacen.
"Uhh....Bastion?" slurred Jaina.
"Sithspit! We're in Imperial space!" cried Anakin.
An alarm began to flash and a moment later, a Star Destroyer hove into view. A voice crackeled from the comm.
"Unidentified ship, this is the Star Destroyer Chimaera(sp?) *wait..not done*
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 7:08 PM |
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"Power down all systems and prepare to be boarded."
Jaina tried, but could not break the ship free of the tractor beam. The Jade's Sabre was pulled into the Chimaera's landing bay.
" Things ought to be different, now that we've had the peace accords." said Zekk. The ship landed with a thunk. The Punks waited. The boarding ramp opened and a detachment of Stormtroopers surrounded the Punks. They were ....*still not done*
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corran_horn_88
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 7:16 PM |
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<I went to Jedijournals, but this story is not in the humor section. Have they got it up yet?>
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 7:17 PM |
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"They were marched smartly past the rows of Stormtroopers to a distinguished looking man in Imperial uniform. He spoke.
"Please follow me to my office where we can talk. I'm Admiral Pellaeon."
The Punks entered his well furnished office after a brief ride in a turbolift. Pellaeon sat behind his desk. He motioned the Punks towards some chairs.
"Well, what brings you to Imperial space?" he asked.***More**WAIT****
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 7:27 PM |
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"Well sir," replied Jacen,"We're a rock and roll band that has uh, just left Dantooine."
"Really? Well, " said the Admiral" what brings you here?"
"Borsk Fey'lya was attempting to kill us. However, he's like, dead now. In our state of confusion, we must have plotted a course to Dantooine's neighbor, Bastion." said Tenel Ka.
"So, the old furball finally kicked the bucket eh? Hmm... so you're a rock band right?" **Not done**
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La Tia de Luke
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 7:29 PM |
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I have problems opening jedijournals. HELP!!!
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 7:34 PM |
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The Punks all nodded their heads.
"Well," said Pellaeon,"How would you like to perform for the troops at 0900 standard hours?"
"We'd be ...honored." said all the Punks at once.
"Like wow, a gig on a Star Destroyer!" exclaimed Anakin after the meeting.
"We'd better play our best then, shouldn't we?" said Jaina. The concert was held in the main audience chamber.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
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Date Posted: Dec 22, 2001 7:43 PM |
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Stormtroopers and Imperial officers covered every inch of the room. Anakin spotted the Admiral in the audience. Then, as the room quieted, the concert started.
Lowie crashed the cymbals and rolled the drums, followed by Jaina and Zekk's guitars. The usual stoic audience of stormtroopers began doing the wave, madly in time with the music. Several officers were head banging, and the Admiral was body surfing. His underlings looked shocked, then joined in the flow of things.
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Dec 23, 2001 6:49 AM |
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Okay folks, someone else contribute now. Lets keep the Punks on the Star Destroyer for an extended amount of time, shall we?
Oh yeah, Merry Christmas Podracer, Jaina Solo, Sticks, Tahiriveila, and anyone else who's written!
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Dec 23, 2001 1:30 PM |
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*yes, merry christmas every1!!!*
*one ?- what did Borsk pull out, Tahiriveila? was it actually the "emperor's black bones"? LOL. i get it...*
At the end of the concert, the admiral congradulated the band, and showed them back to their ship. "Like, dudes, i havent had that much fun since me and Darth Vader and Palpatine visited a strip club a while back," Pelleon screamed, still quite deaf from the loud music.
Jacen laughed at the thought of Darth Vader, the Emperor, and Pelleon at a strip club. When they reached thier ship, they found a dark figure waiting beside the ramp. "Like, dude, um...that's our ship." Tahiri said.
"Is it now?" The dark figure stepped out of the shadow. It was Mara Jade, with a very evil gleam in her eye. "It took me awhile to find you little...punks. I'm most impressed how you killed my slave, Borsk. I want back the bones he had, NOW. You punks are coming with me." she spit out scornfully. She laughed evily.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 23, 2001 1:35 PM |
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"Emperor Palpatine will be most impressed when i present him with the three grandchildren of Darth Vader," Mara laughed again.
"But, um, like sorry to break your bubble, but, um, both Emperor Palpatine AND his clone are dead," Anakin replied.
"Not anymore..." Mara grinned. "Now, all of you, into my ship, even you guys." She pointed to Tahiri, Tenel'ka, Lowie, and Zekk.
One by one, the punks trudged into the ship. Mara tied up each one tightly, took away their weapons, and placed a Yslarmi(sp?) by each one. With that finished, she lifted off from Bastion.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 24, 2001 2:44 PM |
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"Mom's gonna kill us," Jaina whinned, struggling with her bonds.
"I have a major headache," Tenel'ka complained.
"That's from the Yslamari," Jacen stated gloomily. "What has gotten into Aunt Mara anyway?"
"I dont know..." Anakin replied, "but it's not good, whatever it is."
A few hours later, they felt the ship touch down on a planet. Mara walked into the room and beconed for the Solo children to follow her.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 24, 2001 2:58 PM |
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As Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin walked out of the room, Anakin's eyes met Tahiri's. He noticed that her bonds were almost undone. She smiled, and mouthed the words "You owe me one." Anakin smiled back, and followed his brother and sister.Tahiri finished taking off her bonds, then untied the other three remaining punks. They quickly got rid of the yslaramis, and went in search of thier lightsabers, which wern't on the ship. "We'll just have to fight without them," Zekk stated.
Meanwhile, the Solo children stood in shock in front of what appeared to be Emperor Palpatine, though they had only seen the dude in pictures. "This is impossible. You're dead. You've been dead since before we were born. Even your clone died before Anakin was born," Jaina stuttered.
"I've waited a long time to get my hands on the kin of SKYWALKER." Palpatine spat out the name as if it were poisonous.
"Meet Paalpatine, clone of the my original master, Emperor Palpatine." Mara introduced the punks to the man.
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Dec 24, 2001 3:22 PM |
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* merry christmas to all and to all a good night! and happy new year and you know, i left what ever Borsk pulled out open cuz i wasn't sure, but i like the actual black bones twist alot! :D*
Tahiri, Zekk, Lowie,and Tenel Ka wove thier way through bulkheads of the SD. THe could sense Jaina,Jacen and Anakin's fears. The other Punks used that to be able to zero in on their comrades. As they neared the room or where ever whatever it was, Zekk raised a finger to his lips. Then he knocked out a patrol or stormtroopers and began to strip them of their armor.
"Oh, no, please don't tell me we're going to dress as stormtroopers!" moaned Tahiri.
"OK, I won't." Tenel Ka and everyone began to place on their armor and grab their blasters.
"Does this uniform make me look fat?" asked Zekk.
"No, Zekk, my friend, it does not make you look fat." replied Tenel Ka, serious as ever.
"Tenel Ka?" asked Zekk.
"Yes?" she replied.
"It was a joke."
"Ah.Aha."
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 24, 2001 3:45 PM |
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*LOL! Now that sounds like the old Tenel'ka. I guess we got away from her original character. I'm glad that someone else finally posted. I was running out of ideas.*
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Dec 24, 2001 4:02 PM |
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*heehee...I'm glad you like that... ;D*
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Dec 25, 2001 12:23 PM |
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***
Back in front of Paalpatine recloned,the twins and Anakin stood in horror.
"Aunt Mara?! What has gotten into you?!" exclaimed Jaina.
"Silence!" exclaimed Paalpatine."You will not talk to my servant,Maara Jade like that!"
"Maara? Not Mara? Did I hear you right,dude?" said Jacen.
"I am NOT a dude!" barked the recloned one." And, yes, that is my servant, Maara Jade. Note, she is not my old hand. This is my new hand!!" he disolved into hysterical cackling. The Solos stood, shocked and confused.
"Maara Jade? I don't get it!" said Jaina. "I can't believe Mara would betray us like this! Wait till Uncle Luke hears! He'll file for a divorce!"
"Jaina, you nerf-herder! This is a clone of Aunt Mara! Get it? Paalpatine- MAARa?" exclaimed Jacen. The clone of Palpatine sighed."I told you, silence. I was being generous, and yet, you take advantage of my generosity. Now, you will pay." He raised his hand as if to wave goodbye and the siblings were engulfed in blue lightning.
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corran_horn_88
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Date Posted: Dec 25, 2001 5:46 PM |
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Merry Christmas Everybody! ;P
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Dec 27, 2001 7:24 AM |
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>Sorry to have been out of it for so long, but because of the holidays and visiting relatives, and all this other junk, I've been ripped away from this. I LOVED putting them on Bastion! And since I'm two days late to wish every one a Merry Christmas (or, whateever else) I'll declare today (12-27-01) as Jedimas! So, uhh, Happy Jedimas everyone!
I have to go now, but I really will try to post more of the story later. I'm so sorry to have kinda abandoned y'all, but, I PROMISE, as soon as my grandma leaves, I'll be right back with it!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 27, 2001 1:01 PM |
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>I just sent off the second part of the story. it spans from the appearance of the Pokémon to just before the Punks arriving on Eclipse to see Luke's "new" decor. I have no idea when it will be up, but it is going to be on JediJournals, just like the other one.<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Dec 28, 2001 12:00 PM |
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<that is so cool, posting the story! we will be famous! sniff sniff tear tear wink wink... so, guys,what happens next??!> ;D
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podracer838
Total Posts: 876
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Date Posted: Dec 28, 2001 2:15 PM |
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>Uhhh... actually, TahiriVeila, I don't think that posting this on JediJournals will make us famous. Now, If we post this all over the net, maybe. Hey, I wonder if we could get this to LucasFilm. I'd like to hear the reaction of some of the people in high places.
>Have y'all aactually read it the way it is on JediJournals? How does it look?
>Back to working on Part 3. It's going to occupy the time between the Punks' first seeing the retro decor at eclipse, to right before Luke's brawl with Ponda Baba.
>Oh, could y'all please try to use space and the enter key when you're typing the story? It'd make editing a whole lot easier. Thanx!<
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 28, 2001 2:31 PM |
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The three Solo's thought the lightning would hurt, but they didn't even feel it. Seeing no pain on the Punk's faces, Paalpatine stopped throwing the lightning and looked at the tips of his hands in wonder.
"Oh, drat, they must be broken. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that bantha dish." Paalpatine looked away with a far look in his eye. "Gabby, darling, would you please bring me my glasses, my mouth can't hear."
Maara looked at him in horor. "Sith blood! He's going crazy." Anakin, Jacen, and Jaina laughed.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 28, 2001 2:35 PM |
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Maara glared at the Punks. "What did you do to him?" The children just shrugged their shoulders, still laughing, and walked out of the room. "Hey, wait! Where are you guys going?"
"We're geting off this dump. And here, take this free Holo tape of our band." Anakin handed Maara a Holo tape, and the Solo's walked toward their ship. Maara put the Holo tape into the projecter, and started banging her head to the music, totally forgeting about both her crazy master, and the Punks.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Dec 28, 2001 2:37 PM |
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*sorry, i had to get away from all this normal trouble, and make this story fun:P*
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Dec 28, 2001 3:28 PM |
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One of the Solos waggled a finger at Maara and then she too was off her rocker. They cracked up, and Jaina was wiping tears from her eyes, when a group of stormtroopers burst into the room.
"Sithspit!" cried Jacen, reaching for his lightsaber. Anakin followed suit, whereas Jaina was in no shape for battle, still wiping tears of mirth from her eyes,sitting against a bulkhead.
"Whoa, there, Sparky!" Zekk said to Jacen, pulling off his helmet."It's just us! You didn't think we'd let Mara cart you off like that, now did ya?"
"Not Mara-Maara!" said Anakin, which made Jaina laugh even harder.
"Did I miss something?" said Tahiri. Lowie rumbled in agreement. She wiped beads of sweat off her forehead,"Can I get this think off now? It's as hot as Tatooine in here!" TBC
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Dec 28, 2001 3:29 PM |
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cont..
"Guys, let's get out of here,first. Zekk,you and Tahiri and Tenel Ka and Lowie can "escort" us, but to Maara's ship. I doon't wanna disappiont our fans on Duro! Let's blow this popsicle stand!" exclaimed Anakin.
"Right on, dude!" said Jaina, who had finally stopped.
"Lead the way, Zekk!" said Jacen.
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tahiriveila
Total Posts: 638
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Date Posted: Dec 28, 2001 3:30 PM |
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<I'm done! i wont be able to post anything else till after new year's day, so everyone have a safe and good new year! >
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 28, 2001 3:44 PM |
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Zekk, still wondering what had gotten into the Solo's, asked what had happened. "Well, this place is gonna blow in 30 seconds!!! So get us outta here!" Jaina exclaimed. Zekk, Tenel Ka, Tahiri, and Lowie screamed in panic and started running madly about. Jaina, Jacen and Anakin snickered.
"Good one, Jaya," Jacen whispered to his sister. Tahiri stopped and glared at the Solos.
"Very funny, guys. This place isn't gonna blow up," she said, which only made the Solos laugh harder.
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 28, 2001 6:05 PM |
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*I'm outta ideas here.*
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
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Date Posted: Dec 29, 2001 2:42 PM |
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*I got the first part of this story up on my website, but I hardly have anything else done, so if u want 2 see it, here's the address: http://www.geocities.com/emilysolo_jediknight/index.htmlNote: I have only a few pages done other than the story, and many only have a title at the top and that's all:D*
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 29, 2001 5:05 PM |
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>Hey, Sticks (and anyone else that's putting this up on other sites), If you want the edited version, I can send them to you. There's a link to contact me at JediJournals on the humor page. That might make it a little easier.
>Okay, I'm actually gonna write now y'all!
~~~~May the Force be with y'all~~~~
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 29, 2001 5:19 PM |
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* * *
The Duro gig was pretty smoothe. Luke never showed (for which the Punks profusely thanked the Force).
But upon ariving at Eclipse, the Punks realized just how used to being normal they had gotten in the absence of the estranged Jedi Master.
Finding the lack of a welcoming comitee quite odd, Jaina and Zekk went to the main audience chamber to scope things out, leaving the others with the Fizzz Hound (which they took back), just in case they needed to make a quick get-away.
As the turbolift doors whooshed open to the audience chamber, whoops and shouts were heard ring down the hall.
Inching to the doors, lightsabers at the ready, they heard the distinctive roar of flames. Fearing the worst, the two leaped through the door. After all, the Jedi were still their friends, even if Luke had poisoned their minds.
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podracer838
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Date Posted: Dec 29, 2001 5:20 PM |
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Jaina fought back the urge to pass out at what she saw. Zekk steadied her before breathing, "Oh... no...."
Standing around an enormous bon fire, were the Jedi, of which Master skywalker had turned into a nudist colony.
>Oh, I can't go on!<
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Date Posted: Dec 29, 2001 6:17 PM |
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oookaaay...uh-huh...
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Bad furday: Uncombed
Total Posts: 553
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Date Posted: Dec 29, 2001 6:26 PM |
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Many Jedi wore their lightsabers in strategicly placed positions. Those who didn't were apparently quite relaxed, considering.
"We no longer need to hide our bodies in shame..." Master Skywalker was saying.
"I don't think he read those books we sent him" said Zekk.
"No," said Jaina "I wonder what Aunt Mara will think of this?"
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Jaina Solo (Sticks)
Total Posts: 1473
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2001 10:13 AM |
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*LOL!!! OMG!!! That's really funny, podracer. Yeah, having the edited version would help alot! If you want my email address, it is emilysolo_jediknight@hotmail.com :D*
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